IRC Driven

[15:55:05] & h4 huh

[15:56:24] & h4 Herr Frogorg o/

[16:20:18] & h4 yes Mikoolo

[16:20:23] & h4 it's national ComputerTech-day

[16:20:26] & h4 everybody gets drunk

[16:20:29] & h4 really weird

[16:20:39] & h4 something like Himmelfahrt?

[16:20:44] & h4 which loosely translates to ski fart

[16:20:46] & h4 or something

[16:21:20] & h4 i was riding my bike earlier and met way too many drunk people

[16:21:26] & h4 i wanted to be mean and degrading

[16:21:30] & h4 but most were nice and greeted me

[16:21:36] & h4 i hate it when people do that

[16:21:45] & h4 you see them, instantly hate them

[16:21:50] & h4 all of a sudden they are nice to you

[16:21:54] & h4 and all that hate just vanishes

[16:22:03] & h4 exactly

[16:22:06] & h4 insult me so i can insult you

[16:22:16] & h4 but nooo, they look at me, raise their beer cans and yell "MOOOOOOIN"

[16:22:18] & h4 ah motherfucker

[16:22:30] & h4 yes

[16:22:35] & h4 that is fine though

[16:22:44] & h4 i actually had some situations where i bitched at someone

[16:22:53] & h4 and they stayed calm and were friendly

[16:23:05] & h4 and i ended up liking them, apologizing and smalltalking with them

[16:23:17] & h4 makes me feel stupid afterwards...so still fuck them

[16:23:42] & h4 how sad?

[16:23:47] & h4 ComputerTech has run out of beer sad?

[16:24:05] & h4 n0s3y|afk: that would be uncalled for

[16:24:08] & h4 calling people Hurensohn

[16:24:23] & h4 i mostly use "Fotze"

[16:24:24] & h4 for males

[16:24:34] & h4 or "dumme Fotze"

[16:24:40] & h4 fick dich selber :D

[16:25:14] & h4 your first?

[16:25:18] & h4 how many water ice did you have already?

[16:25:32] & h4 i was invited to GRILLEN

[16:25:45] & h4 nice

[16:25:47] & h4 you are well fed

[16:25:54] & h4 thx :)

[16:26:03] & h4 keine Sorge Brudi

[16:26:07] & h4 ich habe auch manchmal schlechte Tage

[16:26:09] & h4 das ist schon okay

[16:26:33] & h4 eat an apple

[16:26:42] & h4 or order something healthy

[16:26:48] & h4 like a Knäckebrot

[16:26:49] & h4 !

[16:26:59] & h4 who does?

[16:27:11] & h4 n0s3y|afk is a dick

[16:27:13] & h4 not a chick

[16:27:20] & h4 sorry

[16:27:21] & h4 lange Leitung

[16:27:33] & h4 i shan't

[16:28:10] & h4 so i gotta work tomorrow

[16:28:14] & h4 and i really don't appreciate it

[16:28:23] & h4 !bang

[16:28:25] & h4 hey monery

[16:28:39] & h4 i pulled the trigger so you'd feel at home

[16:28:42] & h4 being american and all

[16:28:53] & h4 texas is not far away

[16:29:01] & h4 Frogorg: you were on a datE?

[16:29:13] & h4 tinder

[16:29:21] & h4 oh

[16:29:24] & h4 then it is worrying

[16:30:16] & h4 huh

[16:30:28] & h4 yeah don't worry yournamehere

[16:30:31] & h4 things will be ok

[16:30:41] & h4 so Frogorg what did the lady want from you?

[16:30:52] & h4 Frogorg: time heals all wounds

[16:31:20] & h4 yes

[16:31:25] & h4 a patriot at that

[16:31:43] & h4 if you dare to insult only a single star on that flag

[16:31:46] & h4 you will be in a world of pain

[16:32:03] & h4 she probably played dead island 2

[16:32:11] & h4 and practiced her dropkick

[16:32:31] & h4 Frogorg: but she is trying

[16:32:38] & h4 and when the zombie apocalypse starts

[16:32:50] & h4 she will dropkick the ... well i was gonna say living shit, but ...

[16:33:14] & h4 Frogorg: but as long as you put some effort in

[16:33:21] & h4 i found pictures earlier from 2020

[16:33:24] & h4 and i was really fat :D

[16:33:34] & h4 i then compared them to pics from this year

[16:33:47] & h4 and that gave me ever more reason to ride my bike

[16:33:49] & h4 and do more pushups

[16:33:57] & h4 monery: it was actually a lot of candy

[16:34:14] & h4 in my old job my coworker, whom i shared an office with, bought a lot of chocolate and candy and stuff

[16:34:25] & h4 i often ate some and then had to resupply his stash

[16:34:31] & h4 or just provide some for us

[16:34:56] & h4 Frogorg: i got a friend who fights his weight too

[16:35:04] & h4 he rides a lot of bike, goes jogging a lot

[16:35:10] & h4 then falls back, eats two pizzas in a row

[16:35:14] & h4 does not exercise for some time

[16:35:22] & h4 and gains weight in the long run

[16:35:26] & h4 monery: oh wow

[16:35:30] & h4 111kg was my best

[16:35:42] & h4 europoor

[16:35:49] & h4 just can't reach the 'murican weight

[16:36:12] & h4 that however is impressive

[16:36:27] & h4 the good stuff

[16:37:09] & h4 320 what?

[16:37:10] & h4 potatoes?

[16:37:21] & h4 that'S better

[16:38:02] & h4 big sheep

[16:38:17] & h4 also i would suggest against imitating sheep

[16:38:30] & h4 ComputerTech can't really see clearly when he is horny

[16:39:23] & h4 stop insulting the danish please

[16:39:29] & h4 they are proud killers of whales

[16:39:35] & h4 for cultural reasons

[16:39:55] & h4 i don't think TorS wants the guy in his country

[16:40:05] & h4 lets just call ComputerTech a brit

[16:40:08] & h4 that will work

[16:40:39] & h4 they can take it

[16:40:44] & h4 they are like the european americans

[16:41:05] & h4 my condolences

[16:41:10] & h4 it runs in your genes

[16:41:38] & h4 do you sometimes lust for tea?

[16:43:21] & h4 that is old german though

[16:47:49] & h4 hey

[16:47:53] & h4 don't hau mich for DHL

[16:48:11] & h4 eins, zwei, Polizei

[16:48:15] & h4 drei vier Grenadier

[16:48:51] & h4 obviously

[16:49:06] & h4 sein Deutsch lutscht

[16:49:50] & h4 bald moppelig

[16:49:53] & h4 der feine Herr

[16:50:04] & h4 ja Brudi

[16:50:06] & h4 mach dir nichts draus

[16:50:11] & h4 Neuwochenresolution

[16:50:23] & h4 also ich glaube dir!

[16:50:40] & h4 ich kauf mir morgen CHips

[16:50:53] & h4 ich muss mein Kampfgewicht halten

[16:51:10] & h4 sonst nennen die Mädchen mich wieder Schmalhans und so

[16:51:21] & h4 bohnenstange

[16:51:36] & h4 Lauch hört man auch hier und da noch

[16:52:01] & h4 hab schon mal gegen eine zierliche Dame im Armdrücken verloren

[16:52:11] & h4 sie war sich sicher, dass ich sie habe gewinnen lassen

[16:59:00] & h4 oh ja, der ist auch echt stark nach fünf Bier

[17:26:52] & h4 oh no

[17:26:58] & h4 Mr Magners got up

[17:27:30] & h4 that is true DICK

[17:27:44] & h4 ComputerTech: s/h4/Magners/

[17:28:23] & h4 this works?

[17:28:34] & h4 s#this#it

[17:28:36] & h4 no

[17:28:43] & h4 vim lets me use whatever seperator i want

[17:28:49] & h4 so does sed

[17:28:53] & h4 obviously

[17:29:16] & h4 so MagnersDude

[17:29:23] & h4 months back you asked me for book recommendations

[17:29:25] & h4 read any of them yet?

[17:30:21] & h4 i got him the version with the little swastikas after a chapter

[17:30:47] & h4 told you to focus on the last chapters since i never read all of it

[17:30:53] & h4 can you give me a tldr?

[17:31:41] & h4 i figured since it was hitlers book

[17:31:44] & h4 it was ok to steal it

[17:32:03] & h4 you gonna score with the HR lady

[17:32:14] & h4 "oh is that Mein Kampf? I absolutely LOVE this book!"

[17:32:19] & h4 "He had like all the greatest ideas!"

[17:32:56] & h4 and you just got out your Klan Hood

[17:34:08] & h4 wonder if i still got the mein kampf copy

[17:34:14] & h4 does not look like it

[17:34:44] & h4 tullamore due?

[17:34:55] & h4 they sell that crap over here too

[17:34:58] & h4 and it is not "due"

[17:35:30] & h4 on point

[17:35:53] & h4 wat

[17:36:18] & h4 so ComputerTech, how's your mom?

[17:36:48] & h4 don't be a pussy

[17:36:55] & h4 i had to take cold showers in italy too

[17:36:59] & h4 because that fucking country is just backwards

[17:37:11] & h4 yes

[17:37:17] & h4 hard nipples guaranteed

[17:37:36] & h4 yeah

[17:37:40] & h4 the results of homescholing

[17:37:42] & h4 *homeschooling

[17:37:55] & h4 education?

[17:38:06] & h4 oh

[17:38:14] & h4 told you he was indian

[17:38:18] & h4 and his real name is Singh

[17:38:52] & h4 well

[17:38:58] & h4 he has acted like an atheist

[17:39:02] & h4 but that could have been show

[17:39:08] & h4 so very likely

[17:39:18] & h4 notice how he is always overly polite?

[17:39:21] & h4 typical Sikh

[17:39:53] & h4 let me fix that

[17:40:01] & h4 consider it fixed

[17:40:15] & h4 is he coming back?

[17:40:34] & h4 well that went worse than expected

[17:40:44] & h4 badumtss

[17:41:04] & h4 why?

[17:41:19] & h4 all the things you could be doing Mikoolo

[17:41:22] & h4 and you watch videos about chairs

[17:41:48] & h4 ComputerTech: don't worry

[17:41:57] & h4 i expected him to be back by now

[17:41:59] & h4 and laugh it off

[17:42:06] & h4 wb ski

[17:42:08] & h4 you got @ now

[17:42:16] & h4 told you i'd fix it

[17:42:27] & h4 phew, turned that one around

[17:42:58] & h4 won't happen again

[17:43:05] & h4 as a Wiedergutmachung

[17:43:08] & h4 you can kick ComputerTech

[17:43:32] & h4 yes

[17:43:36] & h4 deal with it

[17:43:42] & h4 just leave

[17:43:48] & h4 a lot of people around irc do it that way

[17:43:51] & h4 their status changes?

[17:43:53] & h4 they leave

[17:43:59] & h4 i would do the same

[17:44:17] & h4 whoa

[17:45:02] & h4 occasionally rejoin to check

[17:45:08] & h4 throw a fit if things have changed

[17:45:11] & h4 but this seems to be ok

[17:45:25] & h4 you think i haven't picked up anything from tors?

[17:46:09] & h4 what'S so funny?

[17:46:12] & h4 i come fuck ireland

[17:47:07] & h4 yes

[17:47:25] & h4 no

[17:47:42] & h4 i sneakily deopped myself via Rizon

[17:47:48] & h4 so it would look like someone else did it

[17:47:51] & h4 then parted

[17:47:54] & h4 because i was throwing a fit

[17:48:04] & h4 because fuck those guys for deopping me

[17:48:05] & h4 lol

[17:48:12] & h4 it was a demonstration

[17:48:50] & h4 herald: s/reading/writing/

[17:49:13] & h4 he is not quick to catch on

[17:49:45] & h4 thx ski

[17:49:54] & h4 i learned from one of the Rizon legends

[17:50:18] & h4 pff, chronic

[17:50:21] & h4 legend? He IS Rizon

[17:50:24] & h4 you better get that right

[17:50:43] & h4 i shall not tell him

[17:50:48] & h4 else he would wreck your shit

[17:51:00] & h4 he is the real deal

[17:51:02] & h4 trust me

[17:51:16] & h4 he was also in juvi or something

[17:51:19] & h4 *juvy?

[17:51:23] & h4 i don't know actually

[17:51:31] & h4 or was it real prison?

[17:51:37] & h4 anyway, he is not a virgin anymore

[17:51:50] & h4 same

[17:51:55] & h4 but juvi/juvy sounds cooler

[17:51:57] & h4 .u juvi

[17:52:12] & h4 ja

[17:53:06] & h4 TorS?

[17:53:09] & h4 oh

[17:53:18] & h4 thought that was TorS trying to call you ComputerTech

[17:53:22] & h4 and he fucked up Colby

[17:53:34] & h4 come on, that is not far fetched

[17:53:46] & h4 haha

[17:54:01] & h4 anyway TorS is the coolest guy around

[17:54:26] & h4 ComputerTech tried to get him here on multiple occasions

[17:54:32] & h4 but TorS won't have none of it

[17:54:49] & h4 he said something about people here being totally lame

[17:54:56] & h4 can't even english and stuff

[17:54:58] & h4 his words

[17:55:27] & h4 stop buying domains

[17:55:37] & h4 your parents aren't working so you can buy shitty domains

[17:55:44] & h4 get a real job you lazy drunk

[17:55:54] & h4 blabla, fixing cars

[17:55:56] & h4 my ass

[17:56:14] & h4 Hacker, Hunter, Fixer

[17:56:17] & h4 that's ComputerTech

[17:56:21] & h4 oh boy

[17:56:25] & h4 Excel professional

[17:56:33] & h4 whoa

[17:56:39] & h4 notepad++ legend

[17:56:49] & h4 why use \n when you can \r\n?

[17:57:07] & h4 python won't mind

[17:57:10] & h4 he does

[17:57:15] & h4 he is very "techy" that way

[17:57:26] & h4 he also writes his scripts on paper

[17:57:32] & h4 before putting them into a computer

[17:57:43] & h4 sometimes you see some \t\t\t\t

[17:57:49] & h4 then he finds out there is no tab-completion on paper

[17:58:01] & h4 followed by some ^C ^Z

[17:58:06] & h4 afterwards he has no clue what's going on

[17:58:10] & h4 :q!

[17:58:16] & h4 then a hole in the sheet

[17:58:21] & h4 because he could not quit the paper

[17:58:45] & h4 sometimes he writes bg

[17:58:46] & h4 disown

[17:58:49] & h4 and throws the paper away

[17:58:51] & h4 ^D

[17:59:08] & h4 ski: only an ubuntu user

[17:59:21] & h4 thanks for confirming

[17:59:48] & h4 ski: i told you he was not quick to catch on

[18:00:02] & h4 with ComputerTech you learn patience really fast

[18:00:13] & h4 explaining jokes is quite frustrating at times

[18:00:15] & h4 but you get used to it

[18:00:37] & h4 true

[18:00:51] & h4 like a coworker you can't run away from

[18:00:56] & h4 you just have to teach that moron

[18:01:02] & h4 no offense

[18:01:27] & h4 so pointless?

[18:02:19] & h4 Mikoolo is a great addition to the channel i think

[18:02:24] & h4 occasionally a weird video gets posted

[18:02:28] & h4 no context whatsoever :D

[18:02:51] & h4 MAGIC du Schnapsdrossel!

[18:02:57] & h4 warst mit Bollerwagen unterwegs?

[18:03:05] & h4 ne?

[18:03:07] & h4 Junge

[18:03:08] & h4 Digga

[18:03:09] & h4 BRudi

[18:03:22] & h4 die zwei Kisten von dieser WOche?

[18:03:23] & h4 ach so

[18:03:45] & h4 hab noch ne Kiste Cola/Sprite/Fanta von September letzten Jahres

[18:03:59] & h4 also leer und unvollständig, weil ich einige Flaschen verschenkt habe

[18:04:05] & h4 steht sich hier auch staubig

[18:04:23] & h4 everybody has big brothers

[18:04:25] & h4 i only got a big sister

[18:04:51] & h4 absolutely not

[18:05:19] & h4 oh wow

[18:05:28] & h4 i found some speeches of hitler

[18:05:38] & h4 but i don't have Mein Kampf anymore

[18:06:01] & h4 lol

[18:06:06] & h4 i mean signed

[18:06:11] & h4 but that shit was given out like the bible back then

[18:06:22] & h4 my granpa was in some sort of military jail for a short time

[18:06:28] & h4 and the only thing he got

[18:06:30] & h4 was Mein Kampf

[18:06:36] & h4 everybody got one

[18:06:44] & h4 they claimed he abandoned his company

[18:06:58] & h4 until they figured out the whole squad was decimated

[18:07:09] & h4 then they threw him back into rotation

[18:07:37] & h4 then the weird teeth guys picked him up and imprisoned him

[18:08:06] & h4 no this time the brits did

[18:08:10] & h4 he was a POW then

[18:08:26] & h4 before it was "die Kettenhunde"

[18:08:31] & h4 that military police thing the nazis had

[18:08:49] & h4 they actually praised him for coming back to fight again lol

[18:09:19] & h4 and all that at the age of 17

[18:09:22] & h4 great youth he had

[18:09:53] & h4 MAGIC: that can always happen lol

[18:10:12] & h4 that weird chain around their neck DickCheney

[18:10:26] & h4 yeah

[18:10:30] & h4 use COmic Sans MS

[18:10:30] & h4 wtf?

[18:10:59] & h4 yeah

[18:11:10] & h4 wow fuck you MAGIC

[18:11:13] & h4 if that was all me

[18:11:19] & h4 i'd look stupid for asking questions myself

[18:11:22] & h4 while being the only one talking

[18:11:23] & h4 wtf?

[18:11:39] & h4 glaubst du etwa ich war mit dem Bollerwagen los?

[18:11:56] & h4 muss ich dich enttäuschen

[18:12:30] & h4 .yt 4 promille ich werd mich ändern

[18:13:17] & h4 oh with lyrics, you can sing along ComputerTech

[18:13:59] & h4 .u mackmyra

[18:14:35] & h4 always with the alcohol

[18:14:43] & h4 Mikoolo: that irish kid is an alcoholic

[18:14:47] & h4 stop bringing up alcohol around him

[18:14:57] & h4 i don't wanna see his mom crying at his grave

[18:15:04] & h4 when he kicks the bucket with 30 from multiple organ failure

[18:15:44] & h4 he lives in ireland

[18:15:48] & h4 north ireland at that

[18:15:55] & h4 what are they gonna put into him? Potatoes or sheep?

[18:16:03] & h4 ski: well both

[18:25:43] & h4 Dr_DANK: weren't you gonna read Mein Kampf?

[18:25:53] & h4 you wanted to check if you got these cute little swastikas between chapters too

[18:26:12] & h4 wow Mikoolo

[18:26:13] & h4 the fuck

[18:26:41] & h4 great song

[18:27:02] & h4 i would too

[18:27:07] & h4 is it opensource though?

[18:27:57] & h4 Dr_DANK: it is subscription model

[18:28:06] & h4 rent tires for only 30€/month

[18:28:22] & h4 it already is

[18:28:32] & h4 BMW takes subscription fees for

[18:28:36] & h4 .t de en Sitzheizung

[18:28:39] & h4 lame

[18:28:54] & h4 Mercedes with one of their hybrid shit cars offers you a special subscription where your car gets more power

[18:29:15] & h4 VW so far only has a subscription model on their navigation data

[18:29:51] & h4 Dr_DANK: just wait for a eco friendly subscription

[18:29:57] & h4 where you can pay a monthly fee for less pollution

[18:30:31] & h4 commercial software has subscription models now too

[18:30:38] & h4 look at all that cloud garbage microsoft has been pushing hard

[18:30:53] & h4 you don't pay for the software anymore

[18:31:01] & h4 you pay for the privilege to use the software

[18:31:54] & h4 that and vendor lock-in

[18:32:00] & h4 when you can't even use your data on another software

[18:32:16] & h4 Dr_DANK: but that is a soft block

[18:32:19] & h4 that is merely annoying

[18:33:33] & h4 lol

[18:33:34] & h4 wtf

[20:24:48] & h4 Mikoolo: was Death Stranding that thing where the ugly guy from Walking Dead carries a huge backpack and a baby in some container?

[20:25:35] & h4 babies don't like you either MatCat

[20:26:31] & h4 i don't care for that game at all

[20:26:35] & h4 it looks lame

[20:27:48] & h4 i can do that in real life as well

[20:29:19] & h4 MatCat is really unfunny

[20:30:36] & h4 yournamehere: i am not rude

[20:30:38] & h4 i am honest

[20:30:43] & h4 Deutsche sind immer glücklich

[20:39:34] & h4 oh god

[20:39:36] & h4 it's ct

[20:39:38] & h4 ugh

[20:43:16] & h4 running around

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