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Saturday, May 20, 2023

[12:37:45] Dr_DICK Tell that to DMT

[12:37:51] Dr_DICK Tell that to r/DMT*

[12:38:36] Dr_DICK We're going hard

[12:38:53] Dr_DICK But not dry

[13:20:43] Dr_DICK No it's a choice the parents make

[13:21:20] Dr_DICK Damn anti-masturbation laws

[13:29:31] Dr_DICK https://www.reddit.com/r/zelda/comments/13lzkf9/totk_still_riding_on_a_machine_i_see/

[13:33:32] Dr_DICK Only beer I couldn't finish

[13:33:50] Dr_DICK So bitter so hoppy in all the wrong ways

[13:33:55] Dr_DICK Iirc

[13:35:40] Dr_DICK "Mah beer turned transgender bubba!"

[13:36:25] Dr_DICK I think I scrolled past a headline that bud light is printing camo apology cans now

[13:36:48] Dr_DICK Poison the swill

[13:37:39] Dr_DICK Corona is good but it's expensive

[13:43:49] Dr_DICK I found a really smooth cheap beer the other day, no bitterness at all just a bit of hoppy. Local too, I think I paid like $17 for 12 cans which is cheap compared to the $60 for 28 I pay for Kokanee

[13:44:14] Dr_DICK Brewhouse Pilsner

[13:46:08] Dr_DICK Reject meals embrace chips

[13:49:17] Dr_DICK I got this frozen pineapple vape juice the other day. I'm trying not to hit it because it tastes good only when I crave but damn it's tasty af

[13:51:02] Dr_DICK Yeah the juice can dig a person deeper than the cigs can

[13:51:46] Dr_DICK Apparently my little brother has a friend that vapes 50mg/ml. I tried with 12mg/ml but burned my first coils, asked him to get me spares and new juice to try and he got me 20mg/ml which is his usual

[13:52:19] Dr_DICK They're just to hard yet easy

[13:53:29] Dr_DICK It's a legally mandated happiness zone to keep up with poland's quota on the world happiness scale.

[13:53:45] Dr_DICK All violators will be shot

[13:54:12] Dr_DICK >"unacceptable smiling"

[13:54:13] Dr_DICK My specialty

[13:54:51] Dr_DICK Go in stoned, accidentally smile at every pretty girl I see, dart away when I make eye contact because I didn't know what I was doing.. Lmao

[13:55:08] Dr_DICK *dart my gaze away

[13:55:14] Dr_DICK I don't run away when I make eye contact lmao

[13:55:23] Dr_DICK Lmfao

[13:57:08] Dr_DICK Smiling uses muslces in the face, they're just trying to conserve energy for the cold

[13:57:51] Dr_DICK Except vodka

[13:58:57] Dr_DICK I fucking love the occasional video of the crazy russian dudes chugging back bottle(s) of vodka at once and then immediately getting melted by it. Although think on it too much and it's probably a very sad thing that they got that way

[13:59:10] Dr_DICK It's usually older men

[13:59:27] Dr_DICK It's not, it is instant alcohol poisoning

[13:59:49] Dr_DICK That high concentration of alcohol in the intestines would also be likely to cause some chemical burns

[13:59:54] Dr_DICK Yep

[14:00:53] Dr_DICK But how much in one sitting?

[14:00:57] Dr_DICK In what span of time?

[14:04:54] Dr_DICK Stomach acid plays a role in alcohol dilution the stomach, it plays a part in how much alcohol irritates your guts with how much you drink in any concentration

[14:05:19] Dr_DICK I almost wrote a whole paragraph but didn't want to blog on it

[17:48:05] Dr_DICK Holy shit, I just woke up from an hour nap and the wildfire smoke is so bad there's a haze in my room

[17:50:19] Dr_DICK Are people usually not able to figure you out after they cum?

[17:52:51] Dr_DICK Typical CumpsterTech~~~~~~~~

[17:53:45] Dr_DICK Smh trolling the mentally deficient

[17:55:45] Dr_DICK Careful you'll arouse him

[18:00:15] Dr_DICK I like not having shirts stick to my skin at the slightest sweat

[18:00:52] Dr_DICK Some of us have jobs where that isn't possible

[18:01:50] Dr_DICK Not at home, and my work is supposed to but it's down, we're about 42 weeks out on some part for it apparently

[18:02:02] Dr_DICK Not that it kept up to my machine after it started when it was working

[18:02:34] Dr_DICK MmM sweat and fishoil

[18:02:43] Dr_DICK Up your bum

[18:02:58] Dr_DICK Typical CumpsterTech

[18:03:10] Dr_DICK He's busy fighting your prostate

[18:04:24] Dr_DICK Then you'll want a moat

[18:11:07] Dr_DICK *CumpsterTech

[18:13:17] Dr_DICK Put some quack in her crack

[19:19:47] Dr_DICK When Far_Ted and I were married, he shit himself

[22:23:38] Dr_DICK I've noticed since I started growing a beard that I've been getting more friendly attention

[22:23:48] Dr_DICK From both women and twinky dudes

[22:24:15] Dr_DICK I don't even have a full beard it's mostly neck, sides, and jawline

[22:24:20] Dr_DICK And moustache

[22:27:47] Dr_DICK If only I had the wits to use my beard privilege, usually if I find someone even the slightest bit attractive I go sweaty and dumb

[22:30:46] Dr_DICK Shit I better get those gloves with the rubber grips on the palm side then

[22:31:22] Dr_DICK Lmao

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