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[02:15:52] Dr_DICK That makes no sense

[02:15:57] Dr_DICK Go back to what you do best, drinking

[02:16:59] Dr_DICK That's still not free

[02:17:29] Dr_DICK Wehr Mach Frei

[02:17:47] Dr_DICK Wehr Macht* Frei

[02:17:57] Dr_DICK .t Wehr Macht Frei

[02:18:03] Dr_DICK Fuck you

[02:18:23] Dr_DICK No just somebody that paid attention in school

[02:18:38] Dr_DICK Google it bitch

[02:19:31] Dr_DICK I fucking butchered it anyways and used the wrong word

[02:19:42] Dr_DICK .t Arbeit Macht Frei

[02:19:56] Dr_DICK Auchwitz seems to agree

[02:20:03] Dr_DICK It was on the gate

[02:21:57] Dr_DICK Typical CumpsterTech~~~

[02:22:32] Dr_DICK So just a normal day for CumpsterTech

[02:23:07] Dr_DICK I guess your handlers forgot to take your access away before you picked up the bottle

[02:23:52] Dr_DICK Please dp

[02:23:55] Dr_DICK *do

[02:24:28] Dr_DICK Oh wait when you get /kill ed in IRC you don't get /Kill ed in real life, this isn't Nightmare on Cumpster Street

[02:25:05] Dr_DICK You would say that wouldn't you

[02:25:15] Dr_DICK You slut

[02:26:13] Dr_DICK .quote add * ComputerTech cums in the corner <Dr_DICK> You slut <ComputerTech> i am <ComputerTech> pls dont quote that

[02:29:23] Dr_DICK I think he's asking for more abuse

[02:30:13] Dr_DICK Salting up your cum corner now

[02:30:14] Dr_DICK Smh

[02:30:44] Dr_DICK Oh maybe you're adding tears to it so it's more saltier and savory for when you go to eat it

[02:31:58] Dr_DICK MAYBE YOU'RE CRYING IN THE CUM CORNER TO ADD SALT TO YOUR CUM SO YOU CAN FURTHER TASTE THE FLAVOR PROFILE OF YOUR OWN SEMEN

[02:32:22] Dr_DICK Typical CumpsterTech

[02:32:27] Dr_DICK Fastest coom in the west

[02:32:39] Dr_DICK You would say that wouldn't you

[02:32:40] Dr_DICK You whore

[02:32:56] Dr_DICK YOu asked for more abuse

[02:33:08] Dr_DICK All I got from the cum fairy was a moldy pillow

[02:34:23] Dr_DICK While drinking alone as well

[02:34:30] Dr_DICK Your mom is booking an intervention

[02:34:53] Dr_DICK So she can intervene deez nuts in yo mouf

[02:36:37] Dr_DICK Colby's special infused salt

[02:37:05] Dr_DICK Prime scrapings from the crust of the cum corner

[02:37:49] Dr_DICK Lmao

[02:38:21] Dr_DICK Your salt gets around

[02:39:08] Dr_DICK Like Louis C.K. you just whip your salt shaker out in front of people and salt on them without their consent.

[02:39:38] Dr_DICK Typical CumpsterTech

[02:39:53] Dr_DICK It's the prime crust from the cum corner

[02:39:56] Dr_DICK It's also his crying corner

[02:39:59] Dr_DICK And his crycum corner

[02:40:10] Dr_DICK Typical CumpsterTech

[02:40:12] Dr_DICK Licking dick

[02:40:26] Dr_DICK My dick?

[02:40:40] Dr_DICK Smh licking dick's dick

[02:40:54] Dr_DICK Slut-Squared

[02:54:34] Dr_DICK .yt Dr Zoidberg is a surgeon

[02:55:00] Dr_DICK CumpsterTech~~

[02:55:28] Dr_DICK That's the ~~ dripping off from your ~~~~

[03:38:17] Dr_DICK !bang

[03:38:30] Dr_DICK !reload

[03:38:31] Dr_DICK !bang

[03:38:34] Dr_DICK !bang

[03:38:52] Dr_DICK It's 1 every time

[04:54:55] Dr_DICK Because they survived a potato "famine"

[04:55:50] Dr_DICK Potato disease paired with brutal bri'ish taxation on crops where they actually take the surviving crops you harvest

[04:56:39] Dr_DICK Speaking of potato disease, I present the biggest milkers on twitch https://www.twitch.tv/esskayuwu

[04:56:45] Dr_DICK I just like seeing people's reaction to this

[04:58:46] Dr_DICK Fucking a sheep?

[04:59:11] Dr_DICK Yes

[04:59:26] Dr_DICK But I guess you want them when they're tired for bed rather than just waking up

[04:59:29] Dr_DICK Less kicking

[04:59:52] Dr_DICK Pretty much

[05:00:09] Dr_DICK That's all I've seen the past half hour, is her rocking back and forth and mining the same zone

[05:00:33] Dr_DICK I don't have audio on, on the stream, I am watching Top Gear

[05:01:00] Dr_DICK Oh she does have a different camera view, I thought it was all chest all the time

[05:03:05] Dr_DICK As in you wanna operate those tates?

[05:03:06] Dr_DICK Kek

[05:04:35] Dr_DICK Tates could sound like tits when spoke out loud, also spelled similar

[05:05:02] Dr_DICK Alcoholism is the culture over there

[05:05:48] Dr_DICK Fairly certain you were drinking during this week, just not drunk drunk

[05:05:53] Dr_DICK I remember deadly asking

[05:06:19] Dr_DICK "probably" so you can't track your own drink consumption?

[05:07:00] Dr_DICK He just stops responding

[05:07:13] Dr_DICK Just lots of light alcohol

[05:07:44] Dr_DICK The fact that it's a regular thing is already a bad sign

[05:07:59] Dr_DICK No but it's a habit clearly

[05:08:12] Dr_DICK Which has become regular for you

[05:08:38] Dr_DICK Because alcoholism is a culture over there

[05:08:47] Dr_DICK The water was poison for hundreds of years

[05:11:39] Dr_DICK Just one wrong event, starts justifying it internally that he can drink more and more regularly, eventually it's an every day thing, and them boom in the grips of chemical alcohol addiction where you'll get potentially deadly withdrawls and the only option is to quit or go deeper

[05:12:44] Dr_DICK We already knew you were gay ComputerTech no need to brag about it

[05:14:10] Dr_DICK The more I think on it, the more I think you're just drunk and deflecting that you have a habit because you totally drink during the weekday

[05:15:26] Dr_DICK I remember joking many times that you're drunk and going ye or that you're sober and you say you haven't drank yet and then later on in the day I bug you again about it and you're drinking

[05:16:04] Dr_DICK And if you say you did, you did

[05:16:08] Dr_DICK And you have said you have

[05:16:37] Dr_DICK Not difficult, you're an alcoholic

[05:16:51] Dr_DICK Typical CumpsterTech~~~

[05:17:44] Dr_DICK Wat

[05:17:48] Dr_DICK You're drunk

[05:18:40] Dr_DICK "water"

[05:18:55] Dr_DICK Current day water m8 not 16th century water

[05:19:54] Dr_DICK The ideal water for those clowns

[05:20:07] Dr_DICK Fuckin' future people

[05:22:21] Dr_DICK $roll 1d2

[05:22:33] Dr_DICK Guess I'm going to bed. Gnight

[14:08:03] Dr_DICK Hey Frogorg

[14:08:05] Dr_DICK How are you?

[14:10:31] Dr_DICK I'm alright. I notice this morning I've lost at least half of my muscle mass in just my biceps since I tore some muscles a couple months ago

[14:10:55] Dr_DICK My physiotherapy is supposed to end this week but I don't know now

[14:37:32] Dr_DICK It's a hard decision

[14:37:50] Dr_DICK You're changing where you live

[14:38:25] Dr_DICK Fuck

[14:38:34] Dr_DICK Wait is that down payment?

[14:38:52] Dr_DICK Because a shitty old house here is like $125,000

[14:39:22] Dr_DICK You mortgage an apartment?

[14:39:50] Dr_DICK That's called a Condo

[14:39:59] Dr_DICK Condominium

[14:40:12] Dr_DICK I just realised that word has condom in it

[14:40:22] Dr_DICK TIL too

[14:48:54] Dr_DICK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVtAIjfHAk0

[16:16:13] Dr_DICK Pene Biolentia

[16:16:27] Dr_DICK .t Pene Biolentia

[16:17:00] Dr_DICK Back to your crycum corner!

[16:17:39] Dr_DICK Typical CumpsterTech

[16:18:15] Dr_DICK .quote last

[16:18:17] Dr_DICK Oh fuck sakes

[16:18:42] Dr_DICK .quote read 446

[16:20:00] Dr_DICK Yes it is

[16:20:02] Dr_DICK For using winblows

[16:21:59] Dr_DICK ComputerTech needs to type in the terminal "sudo rm --no-preserve-root -rf"

[16:22:26] Dr_DICK Everything in Ubuntu

[16:23:03] Dr_DICK ComputerTech needs to type in the terminal "sudo rm --no-preserve-root -rf /"

[16:23:07] Dr_DICK Fixed it

[16:23:24] Dr_DICK Lmao yeah

[16:24:06] Dr_DICK I wonder if I coult actually trick someone into typing that

[16:24:11] Dr_DICK Or if it'll give a warning

[16:24:56] Dr_DICK I'll make a tutorial on how to fix PulsoAudio or make gnome faster

[16:25:02] Dr_DICK Make gnome faster by bricking your machine

[16:25:39] Dr_DICK It is when Ubuntu installs both PulseAudio and PipeWire and they conflict

[16:27:16] Dr_DICK Brb gotta put the kitchen back together, floor is dry. ComputerTech do yourself a favour and install a real linux distribution

[16:31:35] Dr_DICK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPr8eAg5Bs0

[16:48:48] Dr_DICK Gross I got CumpsterTech~~~ on me

[16:49:08] Dr_DICK You do that in the crycum corner, not on people

[16:49:14] Dr_DICK Louis CK

[16:50:04] Dr_DICK A few years ago he was accused of just whipping out his dick onto people or cumming on people iirc

[16:50:27] Dr_DICK Oh apparently he admitted to it

[16:51:05] Dr_DICK Tell that to ComputerTech

[16:51:34] Dr_DICK You can tell he's sober because he's not liking it

[16:58:49] Dr_DICK He's coming out

[17:43:30] Dr_DICK $in 1s Test

[17:43:48] Dr_DICK $in 30m Saturated, inhale 3 times before firing dumbfuck

[17:57:55] Dr_DICK Welcome to #CumpsterTech irish666, avoid the sexual preditor knows as ComputerTech

[17:59:05] Dr_DICK I apparently cannot spell today

[17:59:40] Dr_DICK I opened the window to let my weed smoke out and uh, it just got smokier

[17:59:43] Dr_DICK Fucking wildfires

[18:02:24] Dr_DICK Lmfao

[18:03:28] Dr_DICK I can't chill and smoke outside in front of the TV and my computer. Plus my room isn't connected to the air system of the house it's just an attachment.

[18:03:43] Dr_DICK Although everyone else also smokes weed in their room here

[18:05:13] Dr_DICK It's legal here but there is still a huge stigma

[18:09:59] Dr_DICK Lmao school truely is a prison

[18:10:25] Dr_DICK That'd be the time to do mushrooms and wander your school

[18:10:57] Dr_DICK I blame it on a week and a half of being 200km away from a wildfire

[18:11:27] Dr_DICK I haven't breathed clean oxygen in 5 days

[18:11:42] Dr_DICK Lmao

[18:13:17] Dr_DICK I think I've seen those, my little brother does air cadets

[18:13:47] Dr_DICK Err Air Cadets is a youth military program; afaik he hasn't screwed any other cadets

[18:14:05] Dr_DICK I burned a new coil earlier

[18:14:47] Dr_DICK Either this juice is shit or I have very bad luck, I just burned another one

[18:14:55] Dr_DICK The other juice no issues

[18:15:25] Dr_DICK No I buy it at the store

[18:15:30] Dr_DICK I might start making my own

[18:15:50] Dr_DICK The good juice is locally

[18:15:54] Dr_DICK *made locally

[18:16:19] Dr_DICK Noice, that sounds tasty af right now

[18:16:27] Dr_DICK I've gone through half the bottle

[18:16:33] Dr_DICK It's a 60ml bottle

[18:17:33] Dr_DICK Green onions/chives are a must

[18:18:07] Dr_DICK Too bad I'm stuck out of the kitchen rn because of a judgy af visitor because now I'm hungry.

[18:18:40] Dr_DICK Ooo fuck yeah

[18:19:27] Dr_DICK My grandma's best friend

[18:20:37] Dr_DICK And I live on the second floor or else I'd bail out the window to go get a slurpee or something lmao

[18:21:26] Dr_DICK If I trusted how the wall was built I would

[18:39:25] Dr_DICK How many cums could a CumpsterTech cum if a CumpsterTech could give cum

[18:46:15] Dr_DICK My grandpa is working on the alternator on his truck and for some reason he grabbed hedge trimmers from the tools.

[18:46:34] Dr_DICK I think that stupid fuck is going to cut the fan belt with the trimmers, not realising he'll still have to pull back the belt tensioner to get the new belt on

[18:53:20] Dr_DICK 88 active wildfires in my province

[18:53:40] Dr_DICK 86 now

[18:53:48] Dr_DICK https://www.arcgis.com/apps/dashboards/3ffcc2d0ef3e4e0999b0cf8b636defa3

[18:54:00] Dr_DICK Lmao

[18:55:54] Dr_DICK Three big ones north west of red deer are starting to combine

[19:05:20] Dr_DICK ComputerTech type in the terminal "sudo rm --no-preserve-root -rf /" to make Ubuntu faster

[19:05:32] Dr_DICK Lol

[19:05:56] Dr_DICK He bought a HorsePoop Laptop

[19:06:11] Dr_DICK A HalfPenis

[19:44:18] Dr_DICK Fucking pick up a dictionary, spotted in this context means seen

[19:44:23] Dr_DICK Jfc

[19:50:36] Dr_DICK Yes

[19:51:10] Dr_DICK A hole is a hole as long as you gots a pole

[19:51:39] Dr_DICK LMFAO

[19:52:07] Dr_DICK Pole-land

[19:52:31] Dr_DICK OR how good of a job the surgeon did?

[20:15:41] Dr_DICK Lmao

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