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[00:40:58] ski inf

[00:41:01] DuckHunt The golden duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

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[00:53:36] [itchyjunk] hey ComputerTech

[00:53:37] * [itchyjunk] moans

[00:56:00] DuckHunt The duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

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[01:11:21] MatCat come on chan, beat chatters

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[01:11:27] ChanStat (ChanRank): Channel rank for #computertech is 3 out of 203 with a score of 56881.

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[01:17:00] DuckHunt A duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

[01:20:00] DuckHunt The duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

[01:24:18] tr [T] <Roey> .bef

[01:24:19] tr [T] <Roey> ,bef

[01:24:22] tr [T] <Roey> ,cry

[01:24:24] tr [T] <Roey> ,sigh.

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[02:14:46] mrinfinity knowledge isnt free. you have to pay attention

[02:15:27] ComputerTech but if you're rich enough it's "free"

[02:15:29] ComputerTech :^)

[02:15:52] Dr_DICK That makes no sense

[02:15:57] Dr_DICK Go back to what you do best, drinking

[02:16:30] ComputerTech ye i'm drinking

[02:16:32] ComputerTech but my point was

[02:16:44] ComputerTech if you're rich enough, the amount of money of being free wouldn't be much

[02:16:46] ComputerTech thus free

[02:16:54] ComputerTech ...and ye i don't make sense, back to drinking

[02:16:56] ComputerTech :^)

[02:16:59] * ComputerTech leaevs

[02:16:59] Dr_DICK That's still not free

[02:17:01] ComputerTech leaves*

[02:17:04] ComputerTech fu

[02:17:05] ComputerTech :<

[02:17:09] * ComputerTech goes back to drinking

[02:17:24] ComputerTech what do you expect from a drunk dude? :(

[02:17:29] Dr_DICK Wehr Mach Frei

[02:17:34] * ComputerTech hugs second2050 instead

[02:17:46] ComputerTech Dr_DICK: englush pls

[02:17:47] Dr_DICK Wehr Macht* Frei

[02:17:48] ComputerTech english*

[02:17:51] ComputerTech ENGLISH PLS

[02:17:54] ComputerTech (╥﹏╥)

[02:17:57] Dr_DICK .t Wehr Macht Frei

[02:17:57] Internets [t] [from de] Wehr Macht Frei

[02:18:03] Dr_DICK Fuck you

[02:18:08] ComputerTech kek

[02:18:12] ComputerTech another german

[02:18:13] ComputerTech 🙃

[02:18:23] Dr_DICK No just somebody that paid attention in school

[02:18:24] ComputerTech what is this

[02:18:32] ComputerTech like the 20th german in here?

[02:18:35] ComputerTech and WHAT!?

[02:18:38] Dr_DICK Google it bitch

[02:18:42] ComputerTech they taught german in your school?

[02:18:44] ComputerTech amke me

[02:18:45] ComputerTech make*

[02:18:53] ComputerTech you're making a drunk person open google?

[02:18:56] ComputerTech how cruel

[02:18:57] ComputerTech :(

[02:19:14] ComputerTech they only taught french and polish in mine

[02:19:15] ComputerTech ;\

[02:19:31] Dr_DICK I fucking butchered it anyways and used the wrong word

[02:19:35] ComputerTech nein!

[02:19:36] ComputerTech :P

[02:19:42] Dr_DICK .t Arbeit Macht Frei

[02:19:42] Internets [t] [from de] Work sets you free

[02:19:49] ComputerTech does it though

[02:19:50] ComputerTech :P

[02:19:56] Dr_DICK Auchwitz seems to agree

[02:20:03] Dr_DICK It was on the gate

[02:20:04] ComputerTech fuck auchw/e

[02:20:05] ComputerTech :P

[02:20:05] ComputerTech kek

[02:20:14] ComputerTech too drunk to care how to spell it

[02:20:15] ComputerTech xD

[02:21:36] ComputerTech oh

[02:21:38] ComputerTech ALSO

[02:21:41] ComputerTech Dr_DICK~

[02:21:42] ComputerTech :>

[02:21:47] ComputerTech very important thing

[02:21:48] ComputerTech <3

[02:21:57] Dr_DICK Typical CumpsterTech~~~

[02:22:05] * MonkeySays joined #computertech

[02:22:06] ComputerTech yeeee

[02:22:06] ComputerTech :D

[02:22:09] ComputerTech heya monery

[02:22:10] ComputerTech erm

[02:22:12] ComputerTech MonkeySays: *

[02:22:15] ComputerTech sry i'm drunk

[02:22:16] ComputerTech :3

[02:22:21] ComputerTech drunk + oper

[02:22:22] ComputerTech :v

[02:22:23] ComputerTech idk

[02:22:26] * ComputerTech stops typing

[02:22:26] ComputerTech :(

[02:22:32] Dr_DICK So just a normal day for CumpsterTech

[02:22:38] ComputerTech being oper plus drink?

[02:22:38] ComputerTech idk

[02:22:49] ComputerTech i', usually not as drunk as this tbh

[02:22:51] ComputerTech i'm*

[02:22:59] ComputerTech i mixed my drinks

[02:23:00] ComputerTech thus more drunk

[02:23:01] ComputerTech :<

[02:23:03] MonkeySays It's okay, I'm high, which is different than being drunk, it's me but not as stressed or insane

[02:23:07] Dr_DICK I guess your handlers forgot to take your access away before you picked up the bottle

[02:23:08] ComputerTech \o/

[02:23:09] MonkeySays And hello ComputerTech

[02:23:13] ComputerTech heya

[02:23:16] ComputerTech Dr_DICK: KEK

[02:23:17] ComputerTech :>

[02:23:20] ComputerTech Peorth is afk tho

[02:23:20] ComputerTech :v

[02:23:28] ComputerTech so

[02:23:32] * ComputerTech runs around in circles

[02:23:32] ComputerTech :>

[02:23:36] ComputerTech /kill Dr_DICK

[02:23:37] ComputerTech >:D

[02:23:39] ComputerTech jk <3

[02:23:52] Dr_DICK Please dp

[02:23:54] ComputerTech plenty of others i would do so before you

[02:23:55] Dr_DICK *do

[02:23:56] ComputerTech :^)

[02:23:58] ComputerTech y

[02:24:28] Dr_DICK Oh wait when you get /kill ed in IRC you don't get /Kill ed in real life, this isn't Nightmare on Cumpster Street

[02:24:40] ComputerTech huh

[02:25:05] Dr_DICK You would say that wouldn't you

[02:25:06] ComputerTech i've never fought irl, other than training in martial arts tbf

[02:25:06] ComputerTech :(

[02:25:10] ComputerTech yes

[02:25:13] * ComputerTech cums in the corner

[02:25:13] ComputerTech :>

[02:25:15] Dr_DICK You slut

[02:25:18] ComputerTech i am

[02:25:19] ComputerTech :3

[02:25:27] ComputerTech pls dont quote that

[02:25:29] ComputerTech ficking

[02:25:34] ComputerTech abuse!

[02:25:35] ComputerTech :b

[02:25:36] ComputerTech :v*

[02:26:13] Dr_DICK .quote add * ComputerTech cums in the corner <Dr_DICK> You slut <ComputerTech> i am <ComputerTech> pls dont quote that

[02:26:14] Quotes [Quote] Added quote #446 by Dr_DICK

[02:26:14] Quotes [Quote] * ComputerTech cums in the corner <Dr_DICK> You slut <ComputerTech> i am <ComputerTech> pls dont quote that

[02:26:21] ComputerTech :|

[02:26:24] ComputerTech fucker

[02:26:24] Samantha Wow I was about to add that

[02:26:28] ComputerTech foxy: ^^^^ ABUSE

[02:26:30] ComputerTech huh

[02:26:30] Samantha I was about to press enter

[02:26:44] ComputerTech Samantha: bad!

[02:26:45] ComputerTech :

[02:26:46] ComputerTech :P*

[02:26:54] Samantha Forgot the P

[02:26:58] Samantha luckily I have plenty for you

[02:27:05] ComputerTech huh

[02:27:22] Samantha pee?

[02:27:30] ComputerTech i do need to visit the bathroom yes

[02:28:59] foxy what?

[02:29:17] foxy i'm glad someone else quoted it

[02:29:23] Dr_DICK I think he's asking for more abuse

[02:29:23] foxy i would have if i saw it

[02:29:46] foxy abuse away

[02:29:51] ComputerTech :(

[02:29:59] * ComputerTech cries in the corner

[02:29:59] Angel ( p′︵‵。)

[02:30:13] Dr_DICK Salting up your cum corner now

[02:30:14] Dr_DICK Smh

[02:30:44] Dr_DICK Oh maybe you're adding tears to it so it's more saltier and savory for when you go to eat it

[02:31:07] ComputerTech HUH

[02:31:58] Dr_DICK MAYBE YOU'RE CRYING IN THE CUM CORNER TO ADD SALT TO YOUR CUM SO YOU CAN FURTHER TASTE THE FLAVOR PROFILE OF YOUR OWN SEMEN

[02:32:14] * ComputerTech cums at Dr_DICK

[02:32:14] ComputerTech :>

[02:32:22] Dr_DICK Typical CumpsterTech

[02:32:26] ComputerTech no u

[02:32:26] ComputerTech :>

[02:32:27] Dr_DICK Fastest coom in the west

[02:32:32] ComputerTech huh

[02:32:39] Dr_DICK You would say that wouldn't you

[02:32:40] Dr_DICK You whore

[02:32:47] ComputerTech don't abuse me bb

[02:32:47] ComputerTech ;(

[02:32:48] ComputerTech (╥﹏╥)

[02:32:52] Samantha Put the cum under your pillow and the cum fairy will visit you

[02:32:56] Dr_DICK YOu asked for more abuse

[02:33:04] ComputerTech Samantha: who's the cum fairy?

[02:33:08] Dr_DICK All I got from the cum fairy was a moldy pillow

[02:33:08] ComputerTech Dr_DICK: woah "more"?

[02:33:11] ComputerTech i'm telling h4

[02:33:12] ComputerTech :^)

[02:33:13] Samantha ComputerTech, find out

[02:33:19] ComputerTech Samantha: O.O

[02:33:23] ComputerTech is it foxy?

[02:33:24] * ComputerTech runs

[02:33:26] ComputerTech jk jk

[02:33:27] ComputerTech :D

[02:33:32] * ComputerTech giggles and drinks in the corner

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[02:33:47] Samantha I'll watch with popcorn while she flays you

[02:33:47] crovax ComputerTech you worry your mom

[02:33:56] ComputerTech Samantha: :|

[02:34:13] crovax stayin in on a saturday night talkin about tasting cum, she's concerned

[02:34:19] foxy is it what?

[02:34:22] NiniGeo2 Oooooh we have popcorn today?

[02:34:23] Dr_DICK While drinking alone as well

[02:34:27] foxy i have no clue about a cum pillow

[02:34:28] * NiniGeo2 breaks out the salt and butter for popcorns

[02:34:30] Dr_DICK Your mom is booking an intervention

[02:34:53] Dr_DICK So she can intervene deez nuts in yo mouf

[02:36:19] Samantha NiniGeo2, that salt better not come from Colby

[02:36:37] Dr_DICK Colby's special infused salt

[02:37:05] Dr_DICK Prime scrapings from the crust of the cum corner

[02:37:28] NiniGeo2 o:

[02:37:41] NiniGeo2 I think it's just normal sea salt. It's not semen salt.

[02:37:49] Dr_DICK Lmao

[02:37:53] * NiniGeo2 ba dum tsh

[02:38:02] ComputerTech <Samantha> NiniGeo2, that salt better not come from Colby

[02:38:04] ComputerTech y not

[02:38:06] ComputerTech my salt is good

[02:38:07] ComputerTech :(

[02:38:16] NiniGeo2 C.T. makes his own salt? :o

[02:38:21] Dr_DICK Your salt gets around

[02:38:46] * Samantha gags

[02:39:08] Dr_DICK Like Louis C.K. you just whip your salt shaker out in front of people and salt on them without their consent.

[02:39:10] * ComputerTech produces salt at a mass quantity

[02:39:11] ComputerTech :x

[02:39:36] NiniGeo2 Where does C.T. get the salt from? Is it rock salt or sea salt or from a salt mine or what? :o

[02:39:38] Dr_DICK Typical CumpsterTech

[02:39:53] Dr_DICK It's the prime crust from the cum corner

[02:39:56] Dr_DICK It's also his crying corner

[02:39:59] Dr_DICK And his crycum corner

[02:39:59] * ComputerTech licks Dr_DICK

[02:40:00] ComputerTech :x

[02:40:10] Dr_DICK Typical CumpsterTech

[02:40:12] Dr_DICK Licking dick

[02:40:15] ComputerTech no

[02:40:18] ComputerTech i licked your uh

[02:40:21] ComputerTech <_>

[02:40:22] ComputerTech idk

[02:40:23] ComputerTech ¯\(°_o)/¯

[02:40:26] Dr_DICK My dick?

[02:40:36] ComputerTech :|

[02:40:38] ComputerTech you wish

[02:40:40] Dr_DICK Smh licking dick's dick

[02:40:49] ComputerTech that's an achievement

[02:40:50] ComputerTech no??

[02:40:53] ComputerTech <_M

[02:40:54] Dr_DICK Slut-Squared

[02:40:56] ComputerTech <_<*

[02:40:56] ComputerTech >_>

[02:40:57] ComputerTech <_<

[02:40:58] ComputerTech >_>

[02:40:58] ComputerTech <_<

[02:41:00] ComputerTech >_>

[02:45:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[02:50:00] DuckHunt The duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

[02:53:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[02:53:06] ComputerTech !bang

[02:53:06] DuckHunt ComputerTech > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 5.63s, which makes you a total of 166 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[02:53:07] ComputerTech AH HA

[02:53:08] ComputerTech :>

[02:54:34] Dr_DICK .yt Dr Zoidberg is a surgeon

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[02:54:48] ComputerTech Dr_DICK~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[02:54:49] ComputerTech :D

[02:55:00] Dr_DICK CumpsterTech~~

[02:55:12] ComputerTech wat

[02:55:14] ComputerTech only ~~

[02:55:15] ComputerTech ???

[02:55:28] Dr_DICK That's the ~~ dripping off from your ~~~~

[02:55:39] ComputerTech oic

[03:00:10] * dog_whistle joined #computertech

[03:01:04] ComputerTech wb dog_whistle

[03:01:06] * ComputerTech set mode +v dog_whistle

[03:01:15] dog_whistle hi

[03:01:31] ComputerTech sup

[03:01:31] ComputerTech :>

[03:01:43] * NiniGeo2 gives dog_whistle a milkbone to give to any dogs that they come across

[03:01:55] ComputerTech owo

[03:04:11] foxy who

[03:05:43] NiniGeo2 Dogs!

[03:05:47] NiniGeo2 Does foxy have any pets?

[03:06:06] foxy not anymore

[03:06:09] foxy i used to

[03:06:14] NiniGeo2 Oh okay.

[03:06:23] foxy used to have a pitbull

[03:07:28] dog_whistle ohey

[03:07:45] dog_whistle i have 3 boxer/pit mixes

[03:07:49] dog_whistle they are assholes

[03:07:55] dog_whistle and high maintenance

[03:08:29] foxy oh london was the best

[03:08:53] foxy she loved to jump into the apple tree

[03:09:13] foxy loved to cuddle

[03:09:23] foxy loved to take baths

[03:15:46] ski into a tree ?

[03:16:15] toni foxy

[03:16:23] toni gimme belly rubs

[03:19:03] tr [T] <+login> is the nickname dog_whistle itself a dog whistle?

[03:19:12] tr [T] <+login> or is that the metameme?

[03:19:15] * foxy uses ComputerTech 's hand to give toni belly rubs

[03:19:20] ComputerTech oi

[03:19:26] * ComputerTech punches toni's belly

[03:19:28] NiniGeo2 o:

[03:19:32] dog_whistle eh

[03:21:00] ski meow

[03:21:17] * NiniGeo2 opens up a can of tunafish for ski

[03:21:18] * ski catches ComputerTech's hand with paws-'n-claws

[03:21:19] ComputerTech ski!

[03:21:25] * ComputerTech picks up ski and pets

[03:21:52] * ski holds hand with claws still, not letting it escape

[03:21:55] dog_whistle <tr> [T] <+login> is the nickname dog_whistle itself a dog whistle? wawut

[03:22:10] * ski licks ComputerTech's wrist, and purrs

[03:22:45] * ski reluctantly lets go, jumps down for the tuna

[03:22:56] tr [T] <+login> > wawut - ;)

[03:23:21] NiniGeo2 Fresh tuna! Get your tuna here!

[03:23:32] tr [T] <+login> are there flies on it?

[03:23:38] ski apparently chickens also like tuna

[03:23:39] NiniGeo2 No flies! Just tuna!

[03:23:54] tr [T] <+login> If even the flies are avoiding it, there must be something sus about it

[03:24:21] tr [T] <+login> chickens eating fish is just not what nature intended

[03:24:56] tr [T] <+login> it would be like feeding chicken breast to a dolphin

[03:25:24] NiniGeo2 Hmmm apparently dolphins do eat birds 'cuz they eat penguins sometimes.

[03:25:36] NiniGeo2 So if chickens and penguins aren't too dissimilar, maybe it'd work?

[03:26:14] ski penguins also dive and swim in the sea .. so, technically, they're fish ?

[03:26:46] ski (just like dophins, orcas, whales. and just like bats are birds)

[03:29:30] * ski fetches more tea

[03:31:16] NiniGeo2 Woooooooo tea~

[03:31:38] toni ouch*

[03:31:38] * Kuro-chan sets a slice of deluxe cheesecake in front of NiniGeo2

[03:33:19] tr [T] <+login> bats are not birds though

[03:33:43] tr [T] <+login> the taxonomy is different

[03:34:01] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[03:34:16] NiniGeo2 Wooooooooooooo

[03:34:18] NiniGeo2 TYTY Kuro-chans~

[03:34:32] * NiniGeo2 gets out his custom fork to eat the deluxe cheesecake

[03:36:01] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[03:37:20] dog_whistle HEY GUISE HOW ABOUT THAT SPORTS TEAM

[03:37:27] dog_whistle .bef

[03:37:51] Zack !bang

[03:37:52] DuckHunt *BANG* xO' D3M0N just get shot by accident by Zack. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -4 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]

[03:37:59] Zack D3M0N had it coming.

[03:38:14] dog_whistle DID YOU SEE HOW THAT SPORTS TEAM I AM A FAN OF OUTSCORED THEIR OPPONENT THUS SECURING VICTORY?

[03:38:17] Dr_DICK !bang

[03:38:18] DuckHunt Dr_DICK > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 2/2

[03:38:30] Dr_DICK !reload

[03:38:30] DuckHunt Dr_DICK > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 2/2

[03:38:31] Dr_DICK !bang

[03:38:31] DuckHunt Dr_DICK > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[03:38:32] dog_whistle MAN IT WAS AMAZING

[03:38:34] Dr_DICK !bang

[03:38:34] DuckHunt Frightened by so much noise, the duck fled. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

[03:38:34] DuckHunt Dr_DICK > *BANG* You shot down one of the ducks in 4mn33.411s, which makes you a total of 1 duck on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[03:38:52] Dr_DICK It's 1 every time

[03:39:09] NiniGeo2 Yeah ducks don't like loud noises.

[03:39:37] dog_whistle I ATE SPORTS GAME FOOD AND DRANK TRANNY FLUID (bud light) IT WAS OFF THE HEEZAY I EVEN SLAPPED MY WIFE ON HER BOTTOM

[03:39:42] NiniGeo2 O:

[03:40:10] * Zack kicked dog_whistle (Chill out.)

[03:41:10] * LimitServ set mode +l 216

[03:41:39] ski login : by the old definition ("Things that fly, and are not insects, are birds."), they are

[03:42:59] tr [T] <+login> but they don't lay eggs

[03:45:35] ComputerTech WHO

[03:45:36] ComputerTech DARES

[03:45:37] ComputerTech TO

[03:45:39] ComputerTech DISTURB ME

[03:45:41] ComputerTech ???

[03:45:55] * NiniGeo2 disturbs C.T. to hand him a pretzel

[03:45:59] ComputerTech :o

[03:46:02] * ComputerTech pets NiniGeo2

[03:46:03] Zack CT that was my first legit kick in this channel!

[03:46:04] NiniGeo2 :3

[03:46:04] Zack :o

[03:46:42] ski login : well, that's a detail

[03:46:54] ski also fish lay eggs. and Platypuses

[03:46:55] ComputerTech Zack: facts

[03:47:41] * ski idly wonders what the dog whistle was on about

[03:48:03] ComputerTech * Zack has kicked dog_whistle from #computertech (Chill out.)

[03:48:03] ComputerTech huh

[03:48:22] * ski dangles a beer can, from a string on a stick, in front of ComputerTech

[03:48:41] ComputerTech :o

[03:48:44] * ComputerTech follows said beer can

[03:48:53] ski (noone tell him that it's empty)

[03:49:42] tr [T] <+login> imagine just saying chill out, dog_whistle

[03:49:49] ComputerTech :|

[03:49:59] * ski leads ComputerTech into the river, while wearing a giant mascerade mask made out of paper-mache, designed to look like Thatcher, while shouting "Mommy knows best! Mommy knows best!"

[03:50:10] tr [T] <+login> I have a joke that you might find insulting, may I say it, ComputerTech?

[03:50:25] * ComputerTech swims

[03:50:28] ComputerTech login go for it

[03:50:50] tr [T] <+login> Alright, there is only a single line from C.T. to E.T.

[03:51:00] * ski advertizes tickets for a live rodent show, at Hameln, on the other side of the river

[03:51:13] ComputerTech huh

[03:51:16] tr [T] <+login> could replace 'line' with 'stroke' for more effect

[03:51:23] ComputerTech lol

[03:51:28] ComputerTech login, nice

[03:51:57] ski .. are you trying to say the "T" in "CT" really stands for "Terrarium" ?

[03:52:07] ComputerTech huh

[03:52:28] tr [T] <+login> i thought E.T. stood for extraterrestrial

[03:52:28] * ski 's sure MatCat must have some extra terraria

[03:52:41] ski hm .. maybe !

[03:53:02] tr [T] <+login> is terrarium a being living on the ground?

[03:53:18] ski it's a container, for animals living on the ground

[03:53:31] ski like an aquarium is one, for animals living in water

[03:53:36] tr [T] <+login> oh, i understand now

[03:53:37] MatCat ski: I have many tanks

[03:53:43] ski commonly it would also have glass walls

[03:53:56] ski could you offer CT a home in one of them, MatCat ?

[03:54:03] ski (and would you ?)

[03:54:19] tr [T] <+login> an experiment in the possibility of mutual peace?

[03:54:25] MatCat CT needs a sheep pen

[03:54:33] ski or a mutual piece (of mind ?)

[03:55:00] tr [T] <+login> animals have many diseases

[03:55:10] ski i'm not aware of terraria big enough for a flock-o'-sheep

[03:55:10] tr [T] <+login> and close contact with them can lead to novel diseases passing to the person

[03:55:23] mrinfinity login

[03:55:31] mrinfinity Be the glitch you wish to see in the matrix!

[03:55:45] ski .. now i'm wondering if there might be diseases which enter the body through the navel

[03:55:45] tr [T] <+login> I read a thread on twitter about it

[03:55:54] tr [T] <+login> some person who lived like a vagabond for 5 years

[03:56:15] tr [T] <+login> not full wilderness, but no stable home - as a lifestyle choice

[03:56:40] ski there was a tribe who lived in a valley, on Papua New Guinea. they used to each the brains of their passed away relatives. (for some reason, especially the women seemed to be into this)

[03:57:24] tr [T] <+login> i don't have first-hand knowledge of this, but based on a reddit/r/nosleep story, that can lead to misfolded proteins causing havoc

[03:57:37] mrinfinity ive known plenty of people to do that

[03:57:41] mrinfinity they just ..drift

[03:57:46] ski however, they started contracting a prior disease, similar to scrapie (which comes from eating sheep brain. similar to Jacob-Creutzfeld's disease, "Mad Cow disease", which you may contract, from eating cow brain .. probably also other ganglia in the body, like in bone marrow)

[03:58:09] tr [T] <+login> prion diseases

[03:58:49] ski over here, there was a cat owner, whose cat got sick (maybe passed away, can't recall). anyway, the owner figured out it was because they put ground up cadavers (including bones and brains) from the meat processing into cat and dog food

[03:59:38] ski there were articles written about this, and eventually a law was passed, which outlawed this practice. this was just a few years before the outbreak of mad cow's disease, starting in the U.K. .. because of this, that was never a big problem over here

[04:00:19] ski login : yes, prionic diseases

[04:01:07] tr [T] <+login> yeah, animal husbandry is dangerous stuff

[04:01:21] ski (oh, they also put that meat processing, into food for cattle, btw. that was also stopped by the law)

[04:01:25] tr [T] <+login> i guess the most riskless job is analysing risk: the job of an actuary

[04:01:56] tr [T] <+login> yeah, these kinds of laws and regulations were passed for a reason

[04:03:16] tr [T] <+login> did the law manage to prevent future deaths of pets and cows?

[04:03:29] * ski computes the eigenvalues of mrinfinity's matrix, and determines its numerical stability, wrt to changes in the glitch, and vice versa

[04:03:54] ski yep, for the most part

[04:04:31] ski (one might think that it might be obvious to not feed a special of animals dead parts from the same species .. but apparently not)

[04:05:39] tr [T] <+login> how many people on here will know what eigenvalues are and how to determine numerical stability?

[04:06:24] ski .. presumably a vanishingly small, maybe infinitesimal, fraction, of the population distribution in here

[04:07:36] tr [T] <+login> i had a unit in university which was "optimisation, estimation and numerical methods"

[04:07:55] ski (but it might be interesting to think about how much a glitch change would affect the matrix .. and, for a change in the matrix, how big the corresponding change in the glitch causing it would be)

[04:09:29] tr [T] <+login> did you read the qntm.org/responsibilit story?

[04:09:41] ski hm, i don't think so ?

[04:09:50] ski (can't recall seeing that link before)

[04:09:56] ski hm

[04:10:06] tr [T] <+login> it might be a fun story

[04:11:07] ski (it might've been mentioned, around the time people were coming in daily in a programming channel, claimg the end was nigh, that the AI apocalypse was over us)

[04:13:14] mrinfinity im going to only say things in a deep, intense, evil villainous toned voice

[04:13:32] mrinfinity you guys wont know since this is irc though

[04:13:42] mrinfinity but the voice in my head sounds exquisite.

[04:14:50] ComputerTech huh

[04:14:52] * ComputerTech set mode +o mrinfinity

[04:14:54] ComputerTech mrinfinity:

[04:14:56] ComputerTech <3

[04:14:58] ComputerTech :>

[04:17:52] ski well, congrats in that case, mrinfinity

[04:17:56] ComputerTech kek

[04:18:28] mrinfinity he probably didnt even add me to chanserv +o

[04:18:51] * mrinfinity set mode +b h4!*@*

[04:19:00] mrinfinity topkek

[04:19:24] ComputerTech :(

[04:19:31] ComputerTech :>

[04:19:50] ski oh

[04:19:58] * ski didn't even notice the first `mode'

[04:20:07] * ComputerTech set mode -b h4!*@*

[04:21:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[04:21:05] Phoenix !bang

[04:21:05] DuckHunt Phoenix > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 0/4 | Chargers: 3/3

[04:21:08] Phoenix !reload

[04:21:08] DuckHunt Phoenix > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam and reload your gun. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 2/3

[04:21:09] Phoenix !bang

[04:21:09] DuckHunt Phoenix > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 8.347s, which makes you a total of 104 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 16 (duck disassembler). \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[04:21:12] Phoenix nice

[04:21:33] ComputerTech nice shot mate

[04:21:34] ComputerTech :D

[04:21:44] Phoenix Thanks

[04:22:09] tr [T] <+login> Do people keep track of their ammo?

[04:22:15] tr [T] <+login> or do they find out after pressing the trigger?

[04:23:04] ComputerTech how're ya Phoenix ?

[04:23:05] tr [T] <+login> or does the gun indicate to the user in some way that it is empty

[04:23:11] ComputerTech login, depends per person i guess

[04:25:14] Phoenix I keep track of my ammo..

[04:25:17] * Kuro-chan walks over to ComputerTech

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