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[00:27:21] tr [T] <+login> hello

[01:07:47] tr [S] <phish> rip

[02:14:15] tr [T] <+thomasjohn314> !bang

[02:14:20] tr [T] <+thomasjohn314> Hello

[02:17:25] tr [T] <+thomasjohn314> what's up

[02:17:33] tr [T] <+thomasjohn314> freewifi anywhere you go??

[02:17:57] tr [T] <+thomasjohn314> whats the password?

[02:18:02] tr [T] <+thomasjohn314> for the wifi

[02:18:20] tr [T] <+thomasjohn314> you got games on your phone?

[02:18:44] tr [T] <+thomasjohn314> nooo all my porn traffic

[02:18:48] tr [T] <+thomasjohn314> don't look at that shit man

[02:18:57] tr [T] <+thomasjohn314> you dont wanna know what im on

[04:11:00] tr [T] <Roey> !boyfriend NiniGeo2/rizon

[04:11:20] tr [S] <phish> !bang

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[04:12:13] tr [S] <phish> terrible game

[04:19:27] tr [S] <phish> https://i.redd.it/e31dvsfm5b1b1.jpg

[04:51:27] tr [S] <phish> !bang

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[04:51:41] tr [S] <phish> terrible game

[08:03:14] tr [T] <+login> nice background music: https://twitter.com/xintanifae/status/1660591520586809345

[08:09:08] tr [T] <+login> do you buy one bullet at a time so that you don't have to reload mid-shoot?

[08:09:11] tr [T] <+login> !bang

[08:09:14] tr [T] <+login> !reload

[08:09:17] tr [T] <+login> !bang

[08:13:07] tr [T] <+login> hey irish666

[08:21:47] tr [T] <+login> Lots of nice music, still undiscovered: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W1P_kQ4u5g

[08:23:33] tr [T] <+login> the music discriminator AI is not good enough

[08:36:45] tr [T] <+login> i didn't realise midjourney was so good now: https://www.midjourney.com/showcase/recent/

[08:37:05] tr [T] <+login> it still doesn't know how to draw tongues, because there are few photos of that on the internet

[08:51:21] tr [T] <+login> hello herald

[08:52:04] tr [T] <+login> thanks for looking at me |_o_|

[08:58:32] tr [T] <+login> hi animu

[08:59:22] tr [T] <+login> how one shakes their head when the music is really groovy: https://youtu.be/iDRleTr0IZg?t=21

[09:07:45] tr [T] <+login> I love the instrumental of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5nkscyxtEg

[10:25:38] tr [T] <+login> huh?

[11:07:13] tr [T] <+login> did the deer try to eat the bread?

[11:07:32] tr [T] <+login> aw, poor deer

[11:07:57] tr [T] <+login> how much money does the deer have in his bank account?

[11:08:01] tr [T] <+login> 0

[11:09:33] tr [T] <+login> Ahsoka: beauty is in the eye of the beholder

[11:10:42] tr [T] <+login> I thought you were going to say he has a beautiful wallet

[11:11:03] tr [T] <+login> If he ties his hair into a bun, it will be alright

[11:13:04] tr [T] <+login> and he probably carries a card

[11:13:21] tr [T] <+login> yeah, it seems so pointless to me to spend on a vps and booze

[11:13:31] tr [T] <+login> he could just drink tap water and put the rest of the booze money into booze stocks

[11:13:59] tr [T] <+login> and instead of a vps, he could rent a datacenter rack

[11:14:46] tr [T] <+login> What is a mullet on a woman called?

[11:19:18] tr [T] <+login> why don't you do buns?

[11:19:45] tr [T] <+login> i wonder how you would look with two pig tails

[11:20:15] tr [T] <+login> you never know, it might be cool

[11:20:23] tr [T] <+login> maybe you can turn the two pig tails into their own buns

[11:20:38] tr [T] <+login> even a loose ponytail while working could be hazardous

[11:21:05] tr [T] <+login> !ban

[11:21:11] tr [T] <+login> g!ban

[11:21:45] tr [T] <+login> i haven't drunk alcohol in 6 months

[11:22:22] tr [T] <+login> > Both "drank" and "drunk" are grammatically correct, but the usage depends on the context. "Drank" is the past tense of "drink," while "drunk" is the past participle. In this case, "I haven't drunk my morning coffee yet" is the correct usage because the sentence is in the present perfect tense, which requires the past participle form.

[11:23:17] tr [T] <+login> would you get earrings, ComputerTech?

[11:24:10] tr [T] <+login> would you wear a hair band?

[11:24:26] tr [T] <+login> *headband

[11:24:48] tr [T] <+login> what about braiding your hair?

[11:25:11] tr [T] <+login> do you straighten it?

[11:25:20] tr [T] <+login> no hair brush?

[11:25:26] tr [T] <+login> what about split ends?

[11:25:42] tr [T] <+login> you wouldn't know unless you used a hair brush or comb

[11:26:05] tr [T] <+login> the brush is finer

[11:26:29] tr [T] <+login> did you shave your beard?

[11:27:00] tr [T] <+login> but that'll look weird with the long hair, won't it

[11:27:11] tr [T] <+login> yeah

[11:27:25] tr [T] <+login> how will you wear your hair for the meeting tomorrow?

[11:27:31] tr [T] <+login> parted in the middle?

[11:27:33] tr [T] <+login> or pulled back?

[11:28:04] tr [T] <+login> you should wear a ponytail to the meeting

[11:28:09] tr [T] <+login> right??

[11:28:23] tr [T] <+login> get the full glam curl

[11:28:52] tr [T] <+login> Have you had a trusted person take a photo of you from the back?

[11:29:02] tr [T] <+login> i used to have long hair, but i had it cut shorter

[11:29:19] tr [T] <+login> does it look okay from the back naturally?

[11:32:48] tr [T] <+login> so you neither part your hair, nor pull it back tightly

[11:33:56] tr [T] <+login> how do you get to the root when washing your hair?

[11:34:06] tr [T] <+login> it must take some time to get the shampoo (+ conditioner) along all your ahir

[11:34:08] tr [T] <+login> *hair

[11:34:13] tr [T] <+login> *along the whole length of your hair

[11:34:29] tr [T] <+login> But if you don't do that, then how do you not have bed hair in the morning?

[11:34:33] tr [T] <+login> Do you wear a shower cap?

[11:36:20] tr [T] <+login> how do you know your hair doesn't smell?

[11:36:41] tr [T] <+login> you'd have to get someone to put their nose into your head

[11:37:19] tr [T] <+login> but the meeting will be in london in the summer in a closed room

[11:37:26] tr [T] <+login> hair scent is part of your body scent lol

[11:37:37] tr [T] <+login> and presumably travels further

[11:37:54] tr [T] <+login> yeah, i understand

[11:38:00] tr [T] <+login> so you'll wash your hair for the meeting

[11:39:16] tr [T] <+login> what abotu makeup?

[11:39:34] tr [T] <+login> you'd be surprised

[11:39:53] tr [T] <+login> especially under the eyes and the eyelids

[11:40:04] tr [T] <+login> even barack obama and donald trump wear makeup

[11:41:22] tr [T] <+login> Will you be wearing a suit?

[11:41:26] tr [T] <+login> if so, have you polished your shoes?

[11:42:16] tr [T] <+login> if anything is 'ghey', it's cream/while trousers

[11:42:25] tr [T] <+login> you want people to see the shape of your bulge??

[11:42:54] tr [T] <+login> they'd be slim fit though right?

[11:43:47] tr [T] <+login> yeah, not theatre tights

[11:44:02] tr [T] <+login> me?

[11:44:25] tr [T] <+login> it's a business meeting, there are expectations

[11:44:45] tr [T] <+login> it blows

[11:45:27] tr [T] <+login> is your email outlook?

[11:45:39] tr [T] <+login> outlook/hotmail?

[11:45:49] tr [T] <+login> just go to User Accounts and log out

[11:46:51] tr [T] <+login> https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/switch-your-windows-10-device-to-a-local-account-eb7e78a9-88ee-9bc3-8f06-831b56e339fd

[11:47:15] tr [T] <+login> Don't do that

[11:47:28] tr [T] <+login> Switch to local account instead

[11:47:46] tr [T] <+login> foxy with the question reframe

[11:48:30] tr [T] <+login> best not to use your real name

[11:48:56] tr [T] <+login> because coitus means sex

[11:49:21] tr [T] <+login> oh that

[11:49:35] tr [T] <+login> because nicknames are cool

[11:50:09] tr [T] <+login> and to prevent software on your computer sending your account name everywhere for licencing purposes

[11:50:31] tr [T] <+login> You could change your real name to Compu Tertech

[11:51:24] tr [T] <+login> i kid

[11:51:42] tr [T] <+login> you'll have to change the name in your msft account to Colby

[11:51:53] tr [T] <+login> it's linked to your account name in windows

[11:52:56] tr [T] <+login> is it not the First name if one has logged in with their msft account?

[11:53:41] tr [T] <+login> you could ask cortana

[11:57:32] tr [T] <+login> so what's the solution?

[12:06:43] tr [T] <+login> do you use FireWire?

[12:13:50] tr [T] <+login> yes, the 2000s firewire interface

[12:14:10] tr [T] <+login> foxy: is it really not true that the "First name" is used as the account name when one has logged in with their msft account?

[12:17:35] tr [T] <+login> this movie is a meme: https://fmovies.to/movie/robots-nkql8/1-full

[12:24:53] tr [T] <+login> yes, one more duck dead

[12:28:26] tr [T] <+login> have you ever sent QR code payments by fax? the tech is WilD

[12:43:22] tr [T] <+login> why?

[12:43:34] tr [T] <+login> and how are these measured?

[12:43:36] tr [T] <+ChanRank> (ChanRank): Syndusnekkid is an idler or unknown...

[12:48:28] tr [T] <+login> thank you, wildting2! :)

[12:48:38] tr [T] <+login> wallacer?

[12:48:51] tr [T] <+login> ask me anything

[12:57:30] tr [T] <+login> Microsoft Windows is not comprisde of many Windows, but a single windowing system.

[12:59:06] tr [T] <+login> I expect apple to rename iPhone to ApplePhone and iPad to ApplePad

[12:59:14] tr [T] <+login> and macbook to AppleBook

[12:59:26] tr [T] <+login> and iMac to AppleMac

[12:59:40] tr [T] <+login> 1 year?

[13:17:08] tr [T] <+login> how are the kids, phonekait?

[13:34:37] tr [T] <+login> braless?

[13:36:00] tr [T] <+login> nothing wrong with using a trimmer instead of a straight razor

[13:37:37] tr [T] <+login> who knew the nape of the neck was a semi-erogenous zone?

[13:39:05] tr [T] <+login> topologically, humans and donuts are isomorphic

[13:41:18] tr [T] <+login> you either get some dough, or you get to nut, but not both

[13:48:57] tr [T] <+login> a donut has 1 hole

[21:04:02] tr [T] <Roey> .bef

[21:04:04] tr [T] <Roey> , bef

[21:04:05] tr [T] <Roey> ,bfe

[21:04:06] tr [T] <Roey> ,bef

[21:04:10] tr [T] <Roey> oh right no .bef'ing here.

[21:04:12] tr [T] <Roey> only shooting.

[21:04:14] tr [T] <Roey> sigh.

[21:06:47] tr [S] <@Dragon> dragons ruled the earth

[22:15:13] tr [S] <phish> https://i.imgur.com/Rh9n63K.png

[22:15:34] tr [S] <phish> oysters ordered for memorial day

[22:50:57] tr [S] <phish> never had luck with making cheesecake

[22:57:34] tr [S] <phish> !bang

[22:57:37] tr [S] <phish> !reload

[22:57:37] tr [S] <phish> !bang

[23:09:15] tr [S] <phish> liquid nitrogen

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