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[07:08:33] tr [T] <+login> hello everyone

[07:41:21] tr [T] <+login> well, it happens

[07:41:38] tr [T] <+login> hi candy^^

[07:44:14] tr [T] <+login> my nickname is "~login" though

[07:45:48] tr [T] <+login> tr is just the TechNet relay from the #computertech channel on TechNet to its namesake on Rizon

[07:46:14] tr [T] <+login> how has today been, candy^^?

[07:47:01] tr [T] <+login> how's singapore? :)

[07:48:31] tr [T] <+login> how does one cope with the summer?

[07:49:01] tr [T] <+login> singapore is right on the equator, so it must be one of the hottest places around, especially in the urban areas

[08:24:53] tr [T] <+login> hi puke

[08:24:58] tr [T] <+login> ask me anything

[08:41:31] tr [T] <+login> it was alright, how's yours been?

[08:59:49] tr [T] <+login> Do disc jockeys use discs?

[09:43:02] tr [T] <+login> hello getimiskon

[09:45:55] tr [T] <+login> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlYXqRG7lus

[10:02:45] tr [T] <+login> that link can be shared with crovax, as he may not be able to see any messages from <tr>

[10:07:01] tr [T] <+login> Another mix of gun enthusiasm and diagnostic science: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2023/02/10/pro-gun-lawyer-shot-gun-mri-scanner-dies/

[10:07:19] tr [T] <+login> The guy didn't reveal his concealed handgun while being close to an MRI

[10:07:29] tr [T] <+login> hello herald, did i catch your shoe?

[10:37:18] tr [T] <+login> remember that video where when girls are told to throw like a girl, they use all their strength, but when boys are told to do it, they throw it with deliberately less strength?

[10:38:11] tr [T] <+login> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_Ep0O5fWN4

[10:40:08] tr [T] <+login> the young kid in that video is going to have a hard time getting a job, because he wasn't acting when he said that

[10:41:00] tr [T] <+login> the ad is for sanitary pads btw

[10:46:53] tr [T] <+login> > The experiment did not have a control. Should have asked the girls to 'throw like a boy'

[10:48:59] tr [T] <+login> and the boys too

[11:15:12] tr [T] <+login> Must have been a psyduck

[11:16:35] tr [T] <+login> pixie: your trick might be on to something: can an LLM create a knowledge graph from a story?

[11:17:58] tr [T] <+login> e.g., from your story, is it true/false/unknown whether a ferry can take you to Shelbyville?

[11:18:40] tr [T] <+login> the correct answer: unknown. The ferry used to take one to Morganville, but that was at the time when the protagonist needed a new heel for their shoe

[12:23:36] tr [T] <+login> Miggy-Kun: what about me?

[12:23:44] tr [T] <+login> hello dumbgoy, ask me anything

[12:24:59] tr [T] <+login> My name is [redacted]

[12:25:05] tr [T] <+login> My quest is [redacted]

[12:25:17] tr [T] <+login> My favourite colour is white [probably soon to be redacted]

[12:25:41] tr [T] <+login> That's a trick question. There are no air-laden swallows

[12:29:07] tr [T] <+login> well done Kowal

[12:38:08] tr [T] <+login> Syndus: isn't that 18+?

[12:42:38] tr [T] <+login> and potentially triggering to those who have ptsd from the trauma of war

[12:54:02] tr [T] <+login> is it for a medical reason, PapaFroG?

[12:54:05] tr [T] <+login> *g

[12:55:26] tr [T] <+login> by hand?

[12:55:44] tr [T] <+login> good work there, manual-grinding the coffee beans

[12:58:04] tr [T] <+login> you bake in the morning too?

[13:11:07] tr [T] <+login> Syndus: you said 'wake n bake'

[13:11:45] tr [T] <+login> oh, you meant marijuana

[13:12:03] tr [T] <+login> I wasn't trying, nor was I pretending

[13:12:18] tr [T] <+login> "I know I don't know"

[13:37:50] tr [T] <+login> a duck with a life of 3

[13:37:56] tr [T] <+login> golden too

[13:44:04] tr [T] <+login> Peorth: why do you buy single bullets?

[13:44:28] tr [T] <+login> Don't they mean your net xp gain rate is lower?

[14:23:48] tr [T] <+login> Mikoolo seems to have gotten into their job

[14:23:59] tr [T] <+login> congratulations to Mikoolo, on our behalf, right folks?

[14:24:57] tr [T] <+login> you could still /op though

[14:25:52] tr [T] <+login> don't do that

[14:25:59] tr [T] <+login> why choose violence?

[14:26:18] tr [T] <+login> technet relay, you mean

[14:26:25] tr [T] <+login> you could just /ignore like crovax did

[14:26:45] tr [T] <+login> yeah, but i'm the only one who talks through the relay

[14:27:11] tr [T] <+login> i am worth more than the negative of the effort it would require you to set that filter up

[14:27:21] tr [T] <+login> but technet is computertech's baby

[14:27:37] tr [T] <+login> and he's putting his money into it

[14:28:06] tr [T] <+login> but his parents are paying him to go to london etc. and do meetings

[14:28:30] tr [T] <+login> and he does need to learn to fill their shoes in all aspects eventually, or diversify into some other business

[14:28:42] tr [T] <+login> Ahsoka: have you seen ComputerTech's face?

[14:28:51] tr [T] <+login> no, i haven't

[14:29:05] tr [T] <+login> I only have a hellen keller description of him

[14:29:20] tr [T] <+login> was he cleanshaven in that photo?

[14:31:03] tr [T] <+login> killing doesn't need to be justified, h4

[14:31:32] tr [T] <+login> it's not the hunt, it's just the money right?

[14:32:01] tr [T] <+login> that's a naughty reason to kill

[14:33:04] tr [T] <+login> Ahsoka: maybe he inherited his father's smarts/business sense

[14:33:36] tr [T] <+login> if anyone could qualify to be the Messiah, wouldn't it be ComputerTech?

[14:34:06] tr [T] <+login> so, bad luck?

[14:34:23] tr [T] <+login> I think he should get into real-estate

[14:34:30] tr [T] <+login> and manage some properties

[14:35:17] tr [T] <+login> so new business ideas come out of my ass now, h4?

[14:35:24] tr [T] <+login> i must be a golden goose

[14:36:50] tr [T] <+login> well, he doesn't seem to want to get into his parents' business

[14:38:54] tr [T] <+ChanRank> (ChanRank): sana999 is an idler or unknown...

[14:39:48] tr [T] <+login> hope she's alright

[14:40:10] tr [T] <+login> no, i don't

[14:40:34] tr [T] <+login> imagine being so uncaring

[14:42:37] tr [T] <+login> /leave

[14:46:08] tr [T] <+login> h4: getting other people upset

[14:46:18] tr [T] <+login> h4: yes

[14:47:26] tr [T] <+login> And also that you don't know anything

[14:48:50] tr [T] <+login> How many happily married females are on IRC but their partner is not?

[14:48:56] tr [T] <+login> I know 0

[14:54:11] tr [T] <+login> it's the game, innit

[14:57:54] tr [T] <+login> wez: try phon3kait, perhaps the direct thing is making a sound on the receiving device

[14:58:47] tr [T] <+login> i've been advised not to

[14:59:39] tr [T] <+login> advised by a nickname on another irc network

[15:01:10] tr [T] <+login> How does one stop highlights?

[15:01:33] tr [T] <+login> or just /ignore

[15:02:30] tr [T] <+login> I don't know torS personally, but it is someone who was permanently banned

[15:03:31] tr [T] <+login> You know, social dynamics are really unforgiving, wez

[15:04:41] tr [T] <+login> I've been wondering, why do you put an extra space before your message?

[15:05:06] tr [T] <+login> wez: you'd make a good investigative reporter

[15:05:12] tr [T] <+login> cuz you don't stop digging

[15:05:56] tr [T] <+login> i wasn't aware everybody could see through my pants

[15:06:33] tr [T] <+login> h4, do you have titinus, or can you hear my farts?

[15:07:06] tr [T] <+login> tinnitus

[15:08:38] tr [T] <+login> wez: I will say one thing, but you may not take it well. Do I have your permission to say it here?

[15:09:33] tr [T] <+login> I can't do that over this relay

[15:10:27] tr [T] <+login> tr (pylink@pylink.technet.chat) Private messages to users connected via Clientbot have been administratively disabled.

[15:12:30] tr [T] <+login> That is the best thing about IRC - everybody has their own reality

[15:14:58] tr [T] <+login> omg h4

[15:15:42] tr [T] <+login> who is Poul?

[15:15:59] tr [T] <+login> it's torS isn't it?

[15:16:10] tr [T] <+login> i thought that was just a random channel

[15:16:38] tr [T] <+login> chemically, that would be mixing two weak acids

[15:17:56] tr [T] <+login> That was funny

[15:20:03] tr [T] <+login> if i say 'oh, that's bad', you won't ask 'do you live here?' will you?

[15:21:05] tr [T] <+login> Oh? That sounds like ass-talk to me :3

[15:21:45] tr [T] <+login> is it because i write 'colour' and not 'color'?

[15:21:57] tr [T] <+login> or because of my ESL english

[15:23:19] tr [T] <+login> foxy is such a spy

[15:24:01] tr [T] <+login> never mind, i stand corrected

[15:24:35] tr [T] <+login> why the space, foxy?

[15:25:09] tr [T] <+login> > foxy/rizon | I'm not doing any spaces

[15:25:36] tr [T] <+login> +login/riz | why the space, foxy?

[15:27:00] tr [T] <+login> it doesn't

[15:27:06] tr [T] <+login> i concur

[15:27:15] tr [T] <+login> surely!

[15:28:08] tr [T] <+login> h4: me too (i annoy you too)

[15:28:45] tr [T] <+login> i know you like ass, but still

[15:29:19] tr [T] <+login> i like sporks

[15:29:46] tr [T] <+login> hi freewifi

[15:40:45] tr [T] <+login> it's the game innit

[15:40:56] tr [T] <+login> of fucking with others using !shop 16

[15:41:14] tr [T] <+login> and trying to make them upset

[15:48:18] tr [T] <+login> doesn't it lead to sexual dysfunction?

[15:49:09] tr [T] <+login> how is that touching yourself, toni?

[15:49:45] tr [T] <+login> freewifi: touching oneself

[15:50:54] tr [T] <+login> isn't one's hand maltraining the body?

[15:51:40] tr [T] <+login> a more plausible deterrent would be: it disfigures the touched body part

[15:51:50] tr [T] <+login> via repeated holding

[15:52:22] tr [T] <+login> the grip leads to misshapen future growth

[15:53:39] tr [T] <+login> toni: are you worried your habits will mean you'd be put on a list?

[15:53:50] tr [T] <+login> and i don't mean santa's naughty list

[15:54:11] tr [T] <+login> the 'this person likes illegal stuff' list

[15:57:12] tr [T] <+login> tbh, hands are better

[15:58:11] tr [T] <+login> i could see a case for touching the soles of one's foot to the other person's

[15:59:22] tr [T] <+login> toni: fuck's sake boy, what have you been watching

[16:00:37] tr [T] <+login> idk how to think about a physiotherapist who is into feet in that way

[16:01:27] tr [T] <+login> yeah toni, now i know why you think it's sinful'l'

[16:02:15] tr [T] <+login> Hi ramonim

[16:03:05] tr [T] <+login> i can imagine MAGIC cycling on a stationary cycle

[16:03:13] tr [T] <+login> powering h4's house

[16:04:44] tr [T] <+login> b and p are mirror images of each other, so understandable mistake there toni

[16:05:35] tr [T] <+login> toni: that just means one needs 600 cyclists to toast a toast in 1 min

[16:06:59] tr [T] <+login> h4: just another sweat gland

[16:07:50] tr [T] <+login> good for sperm production though, being so cold

[16:08:14] tr [T] <+login> the sperm will die

[16:08:53] tr [T] <+login> foxy: i'd have to think about it. once an uber driver did offer it. i refused

[16:10:10] tr [T] <+login> h4: what about adoption?

[16:10:34] tr [T] <+login> yeah, that wouldn't work

[16:10:58] tr [T] <+login> but it's 2023, you can prove them wrong

[16:11:05] tr [T] <+login> even though innocence should be assumed

[16:12:15] tr [T] <+login> do you get to balance it with extra rest tomorrow/

[16:13:51] tr [T] <+login> tbh, life skills learned between 16 to 18 won't go wasted

[16:14:40] tr [T] <+login> heck, non-listeners of all ages especially 18+ are in abundance

[16:15:38] tr [T] <+login> if one is offered a good sum at the conclusion of the arrangement, i could see it work

[16:16:21] tr [T] <+login> it exists for real in america, i saw a twitter post about it

[16:16:39] tr [T] <+login> i thought a lazy german wasn't a german at all

[16:17:29] tr [T] <+login> to the point of creating more eventual work for yourself, h4?

[16:19:37] tr [T] <+login> yeah, the unemployed have to work the hardest

[16:20:13] tr [T] <+login> the germans will pay their taxes, and the german gov will balance their budget, even if the german gov doesn't work fast

[16:21:31] tr [T] <+login> DickCheney: I thought the german gov always aimed for a surplus

[16:22:02] tr [T] <+login> yes, h4, it looks so big to me <3

[16:22:58] tr [T] <+login> a small tuft is sexier tbh

[16:24:00] tr [T] <+login> DickCheney: yeah, but they could always separate the 'external demand for dollars for savings' part from their operational part

[16:24:47] tr [T] <+login> that's the natural size

[16:26:47] tr [T] <+login> Don't you think his budget surplus had more to do with the dot-com frenzy?

[16:29:08] tr [T] <+login> DickCheney: the netherlands when they were a superpower in the 1600s eventually even issued perpetual bonds

[16:29:22] tr [T] <+login> the US will do the same

[16:29:31] tr [T] <+login> will have to*

[16:29:57] tr [T] <+login> They are executing now

[16:31:26] tr [T] <+login> The internal deficit is okay, it's just internal leverage. The external deficit, especially if owed in foreign currency, is what's really troublesome

[16:32:01] tr [T] <+login> toni: don't worry, blame the system of government

[16:32:56] tr [T] <+login> yeah, i read on twitter, them being described as theatre kids

[16:33:12] tr [T] <+login> toni: the state has a way of preserving itself, that's all

[16:35:51] tr [T] <+login> toni: i did not do it. no, i did not, that's bs, i did not

[16:36:34] tr [T] <+login> Peorth: it was a reference to The Room (2003)

[16:38:09] tr [T] <+login> if you steal from a thief, they aren't going to go to the police

[16:38:53] tr [T] <+login> i thought germans were not troublemakers like that

[16:40:44] tr [T] <+login> legally, what can you do if your neighbour is emitting a bad smell?

[16:44:51] tr [T] <+login> are they concrete or wood, toni?

[16:46:08] tr [T] <+login> at least it lasted longer than a nuclear reactor

[19:47:10] tr [T] <&phonekait> Hotties: ❤️❤️❤️

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