IRC Driven

[00:05:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[00:09:07] Peorth !bang

[00:09:07] DuckHunt Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 4mn7.238s, which makes you a total of 386 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [12 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[00:09:10] Peorth !shop 1

[00:09:11] DuckHunt Peorth > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.

[00:10:55] dog_whistle https://youtu.be/ugrX5Md-nvg

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[00:32:01] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[00:34:54] Peorth !bang

[00:34:54] DuckHunt Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 2mn53.091s, which makes you a total of 387 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [12 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[00:34:55] Peorth !shop 1

[00:34:56] DuckHunt Peorth > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.

[01:02:49] Dr_DICK $in 30m Coil saturated

[01:02:49] Angel Dr_DICK: Okay, will remind at 2023-05-24 - 01:32:49UTC

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[01:31:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[01:31:08] socraticDev hello o/

[01:32:50] Angel Dr_DICK: Coil saturated

[01:36:00] DuckHunt The duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

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[01:51:01] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[01:51:09] socraticDev hello

[01:51:11] socraticDev o/

[01:53:01] Syndus No

[01:53:06] dog_whistle howdy socdev

[01:53:32] socraticDev helloot

[01:53:38] socraticDev how was first day at new work?

[01:53:42] dog_whistle socraticdev oh man

[01:53:50] dog_whistle i am so exhausted its ridiculous

[01:54:15] dog_whistle i juse had a few beers and ate a bunch of pork ribs and scalloped potatoes

[01:54:25] dog_whistle i can barely move i need to take a shower and go to bed but

[01:54:33] dog_whistle my eyes are glazed over im so tire

[01:54:34] dog_whistle d

[01:55:09] dog_whistle they are effing serious about training at new work omhg

[01:55:12] dog_whistle i had no idea

[01:55:23] socraticDev they will keep you busy

[01:55:35] dog_whistle there is no Question

[01:55:38] dog_whistle about that

[01:55:45] dog_whistle jebus

[01:55:53] socraticDev you should put on your sleeping hat early if you need to

[01:56:00] DuckHunt The duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

[01:56:10] dog_whistle oh yah. i dont have to report until 4pm tomorrow tho

[01:56:30] dog_whistle so i dont want to crash too early and thus wake up at fkn noon or some shit, ya know?

[01:57:29] dog_whistle so im trying to find something engaging to keep me up for a few more hours :DDD

[01:57:57] socraticDev is this cagie located near you? or you have to make a long drive

[01:58:12] dog_whistle its 25 mile commute. not bad.

[01:58:50] socraticDev that's 40 km

[01:59:17] socraticDev i find it long

[01:59:24] dog_whistle not for texas

[02:00:02] socraticDev i dont live in texas

[02:00:06] socraticDev my cagie is 1 mile away

[02:00:07] dog_whistle exactly

[02:00:11] socraticDev and i work remote

[02:00:16] dog_whistle yeah we dont have it like that here.

[02:00:22] dog_whistle anything you do here isnt close.

[02:00:27] socraticDev that sucks

[02:00:33] dog_whistle not really

[02:00:44] dog_whistle thats why we all have motor vehicles.

[02:00:47] socraticDev i like to be able to walk to super market

[02:00:54] socraticDev it's convenient

[02:01:00] socraticDev lots of restaurants around walking distance

[02:01:13] dog_whistle i like to be able to drive and not have to interface with minorities and criminals. its convenient.

[02:01:32] socraticDev i watch lots of cop arrest videos on youtube

[02:01:39] dog_whistle in my own comfy vehicle i have configured to my own liking.

[02:01:46] dog_whistle <socraticDev> i watch lots of cop arrest videos on youtube same

[02:01:55] socraticDev stop resisting!!!

[02:02:21] dog_whistle ikr? if they only wouldnt act like stupid animals, that shit wouldnt happen to them!

[02:03:20] socraticDev my conclusion is if they would not drive a vehicles, these people would not get arrested that easily

[02:03:38] dog_whistle good point. perhaps they shouldnt be allowed.

[02:04:00] socraticDev you should watch the ones in Wisconsin

[02:04:07] socraticDev Fond du Lac and La Crosse are my favorite criminals

[02:04:32] socraticDev police officers are fats

[02:04:43] socraticDev it's fun when a criminal make them run

[02:04:49] dog_whistle nice. ive been been watching ON PATROL LIVE every friday and saturday nights for the past unemployed 3 months

[02:04:53] dog_whistle that will change now

[02:04:57] socraticDev :)

[02:05:06] socraticDev it's Live patrol?

[02:05:20] dog_whistle heres the link bookmark it

[02:05:34] dog_whistle https://tvpeer.github.io/iptv/costum-url/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fbcovlive-a.akamaihd.net%2Fc733a9aa448a4a44a10c527c6f5bf7a4%2Fus-east-1%2F5245389775001%2Fplaylist.m3u8

[02:05:47] dog_whistle theres nothing there until friday and saturday nights

[02:05:55] dog_whistle but htats the link

[02:05:59] dog_whistle i bookmarked it

[02:06:48] dog_whistle ON PATROL LIVE. they run 8 or 10 live crews with various police departments on friday saturday nights, so at any given moment something is happening

[02:07:21] socraticDev something will happen on friday saturday

[02:07:45] dog_whistle https://www.reelz.com/show/on-patrol-live/ its this but the link i gave you is a free one

[02:08:17] socraticDev remind me of this on friday

[02:08:19] socraticDev i go to bed now

[02:08:22] socraticDev <:)

[02:08:29] Syndus YOU GO TO BED NOW!

[02:08:51] socraticDev this

[02:09:01] dog_whistle gn!

[02:09:17] dog_whistle i cant remind you, ill be getting PIZZAYED

[02:10:07] dog_whistle oh my bad that link is playing repeats of it right now

[02:10:08] dog_whistle lol

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[02:23:09] GENERAL_AVARICE .........

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[02:25:23] Rizon [sorcerer] A friend with weed, is a friend indeed.

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[02:27:02] DuckHunt The duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

[02:27:31] dog_whistle fuck that duck

[02:27:51] dog_whistle https://ibb.co/b7yvTpk BITCH I GOT NEW SOCKS

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[02:28:05] * Rizon kicked dog_whistle (Watch your language!)

[02:28:05] dog_whistle THATS HOW PAID I AM, FAGGOTS

[02:28:22] FireWire lol dog_whistle

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[02:39:10] Rizon [Dr_DICK] "With great meat comes great responsibility" - Hank Hill

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[02:41:16] Rizon [Dr_DICK] "With great meat comes great responsibility" - Hank Hill

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[02:47:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

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[02:50:52] FireWire !bang

[02:50:53] DuckHunt FireWire > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 2/6 | Chargers: 2/2

[02:50:56] FireWire !reload

[02:50:56] DuckHunt FireWire > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 2/6 | Chargers: 2/2

[02:51:00] FireWire !bang

[02:51:00] DuckHunt FireWire > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[02:51:11] FireWire !bang

[02:51:12] DuckHunt FireWire > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 4mn11.253s, which makes you a total of 6 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[03:00:43] wez pew pew

[03:00:57] wez Quickdraw Mc FireWire

[03:02:48] FireWire :D

[03:02:56] FireWire only just made it lol

[03:04:26] wez :)

[03:07:01] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[03:08:13] FireWire !bang

[03:08:13] DuckHunt FireWire > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 2/2

[03:08:16] FireWire !reload

[03:08:17] DuckHunt FireWire > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 1/2

[03:08:20] FireWire !bang

[03:08:20] DuckHunt FireWire > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[03:08:32] FireWire !bang

[03:08:32] DuckHunt FireWire > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[03:08:47] FireWire !bang

[03:08:47] DuckHunt FireWire > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[03:08:47] DuckHunt Frightened by so much noise, the duck fled. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

[03:08:53] FireWire for flocks sake lol

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[03:57:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[04:00:26] Syndus How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?

[04:00:37] Syndus Put nipples on it.

[04:02:01] DuckHunt The duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

[04:05:11] Mikoolo .w

[04:05:11] Internets :: Luleå, SE :: Conditions Clear Sky :: Temperature 11.04C / 51.872F :: Pressure 1026mb :: Humidity 71% :: Rain No Data Available :: Powered by OpenWeatherMap https://openweathermap.org/city/604490 ::

[04:05:25] Kuro-chan heyyooooo

[04:07:43] NiniGeo2 Heyo Kuro-chans~

[04:08:09] * Kuro-chan hears the awesome sound of a NiniGeo2! o/

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[04:09:21] * NiniGeo2 waverwaves

[04:12:02] * Mikoolo byerbyes

[04:12:29] NiniGeo2 lol

[04:15:34] FireWire heh

[04:15:43] NiniGeo2 He got me :3

[04:16:56] FireWire hmmmm?

[04:17:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[04:17:07] FireWire !bang

[04:17:07] DuckHunt FireWire > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 6.557s, which makes you a total of 7 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[04:17:07] DuckHunt FireWire > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find an extra ammo clip !

[04:17:20] FireWire !reload

[04:17:21] DuckHunt FireWire > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 2/6 | Chargers: 2/2

[04:23:52] Dr_DICK Ayyy my package that was supposed to arrive by 10pm at the lastest was shipped today at like 10:20pm

[04:27:04] Syndus Well, quit it!

[04:27:35] NiniGeo2 RIP Package.

[04:43:26] Kuro-chan :(

[04:43:28] Kuro-chan nooooo

[04:44:01] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[04:44:15] * Kuro-chan hugs ducky /o/

[04:44:39] NiniGeo2 Quak

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[04:48:25] FireWire !bang

[04:48:25] DuckHunt FireWire > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[04:48:42] FireWire !bang

[04:48:42] DuckHunt FireWire > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *

[04:48:50] FireWire !reload

[04:48:50] DuckHunt FireWire > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 1/2

[04:48:53] FireWire !bang

[04:48:53] DuckHunt FireWire > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]

[04:48:57] FireWire !bang

[04:48:57] DuckHunt FireWire > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]

[04:49:00] FireWire !bang

[04:49:00] DuckHunt The golden duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

[04:49:00] DuckHunt FireWire > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[04:49:03] FireWire lol

[04:53:01] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[04:54:28] wez !bang

[04:54:29] DuckHunt wez > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 1mn28.119s, which makes you a total of 18 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[04:54:32] wez \o/

[04:54:41] FireWire :P

[04:54:57] * wez twirls his gun and re-holsters it.

[04:56:12] * NiniGeo2 clapclaps for the twirls

[04:57:59] FireWire lol

[04:58:03] wez :D

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[05:17:26] c0ded hmm

[05:17:27] foxy hi

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[05:18:21] c0ded bad times

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[05:22:06] NiniGeo2 Why bad times? D:

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[05:30:49] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS https://youtu.be/iqL1BLzn3qc

[05:30:53] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS :-)

[05:31:10] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS *high-5's NiniGeo2*

[05:32:16] * NiniGeo2 salutes the Admiral

[05:32:34] * ADMIRAL_HUBRIS reciprocates NiniGeo2

[05:34:02] NiniGeo2 Woot

[05:34:11] * NiniGeo2 gives the Admiral a granola bar

[05:34:39] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS ^_^

[05:34:46] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS danke.

[05:35:37] * ADMIRAL_HUBRIS reciprocates NiniGeo2 with a hershey's almond chocolate bar.....

[05:36:05] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS luv them almond chocolate bars...

[05:36:07] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS :-)

[05:42:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[05:44:17] foxy !bang

[05:44:17] DuckHunt foxy > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 2mn17.095s, which makes you a total of 153 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[05:45:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[05:45:33] foxy !bang

[05:45:33] DuckHunt foxy > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 0/4 | Chargers: 3/3

[05:45:41] foxy !reload

[05:45:41] DuckHunt foxy > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam and reload your gun. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 2/3

[05:45:46] foxy !bang

[05:45:46] DuckHunt foxy > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[05:45:50] foxy !bang

[05:45:51] DuckHunt foxy > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 50.345s, which makes you a total of 154 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

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[06:19:01] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[06:24:02] DuckHunt The duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

[06:42:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[06:47:00] DuckHunt The duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

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[07:08:33] tr [T] <+login> hello everyone

[07:23:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

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[07:28:00] DuckHunt The duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

[07:29:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[07:30:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[07:32:24] herald !bang

[07:32:24] DuckHunt herald > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 2/2

[07:32:27] herald !reload

[07:32:28] DuckHunt herald > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 1/2

[07:32:29] herald !bang

[07:32:29] DuckHunt herald > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 1/2

[07:32:32] herald !reload

[07:32:32] DuckHunt herald > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 1/2

[07:32:33] herald !bang

[07:32:34] DuckHunt herald > *BANG* You shot down one of the ducks in 3mn33.448s, which makes you a total of 22 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 5 (member of the Comitee Against Ducks). \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[07:32:35] DuckHunt herald > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find an extra bullet !

[07:32:36] herald !bang

[07:32:36] DuckHunt *BANG* xO' zenik just get shot by accident by herald. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -4 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]

[07:32:36] DuckHunt herald is demoted to level 4 (duck misser).

[07:32:40] herald cunt

[07:35:01] DuckHunt The golden duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

[07:41:21] tr [T] <+login> well, it happens

[07:41:38] tr [T] <+login> hi candy^^

[07:42:15] candy^^ hi tr

[07:44:14] tr [T] <+login> my nickname is "~login" though

[07:45:48] tr [T] <+login> tr is just the TechNet relay from the #computertech channel on TechNet to its namesake on Rizon

[07:46:14] tr [T] <+login> how has today been, candy^^?

[07:46:31] candy^^ tr: i ok thanks u

[07:47:01] tr [T] <+login> how's singapore? :)

[07:47:31] candy^^ its very warm here

[07:48:31] tr [T] <+login> how does one cope with the summer?

[07:49:01] tr [T] <+login> singapore is right on the equator, so it must be one of the hottest places around, especially in the urban areas

[07:49:21] candy^^ yes it is

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[08:24:53] tr [T] <+login> hi puke

[08:24:58] tr [T] <+login> ask me anything

[08:25:27] puke how's your day?

[08:41:31] tr [T] <+login> it was alright, how's yours been?

[08:42:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[08:44:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[08:45:19] Phoenix !bang

[08:45:19] DuckHunt Phoenix > *BANG* You shot down one of the ducks in 3mn16.488s, which makes you a total of 109 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[08:45:21] Phoenix !reload

[08:45:21] DuckHunt Phoenix > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 1/2 | Chargers: 4/4

[08:45:23] Phoenix !bang

[08:45:23] DuckHunt Phoenix > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 1mn22.578s, which makes you a total of 110 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[08:45:25] Phoenix !reload

[08:45:26] DuckHunt Phoenix > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 2/2 | Chargers: 3/4

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[08:49:17] DJ_Rich you rang?

[08:53:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[08:58:00] DuckHunt The duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

[08:59:49] tr [T] <+login> Do disc jockeys use discs?

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[09:29:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[09:29:05] MAGIC !bang

[09:29:05] DuckHunt MAGIC > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 4.69s, which makes you a total of 759 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[09:29:07] MAGIC !reload

[09:29:07] DuckHunt MAGIC > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 1/1 | Chargers: 4/5

[09:37:10] * herald looks at MAGIC

[09:41:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[09:43:02] tr [T] <+login> hello getimiskon

[09:45:55] tr [T] <+login> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlYXqRG7lus

[09:45:55] Internets :: YouTube The Insane Engineering of MRI Machines :: (17:53) :: Views 1,506,838 :: Rating [+] 52,638 likes [+] 52,638 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::

[09:46:01] DuckHunt The duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

[10:02:45] tr [T] <+login> that link can be shared with crovax, as he may not be able to see any messages from <tr>

[10:06:32] * herald throws a shoe at login

[10:07:01] tr [T] <+login> Another mix of gun enthusiasm and diagnostic science: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2023/02/10/pro-gun-lawyer-shot-gun-mri-scanner-dies/

[10:07:19] tr [T] <+login> The guy didn't reveal his concealed handgun while being close to an MRI

[10:07:29] tr [T] <+login> hello herald, did i catch your shoe?

[10:07:46] herald nah, it went flyin into the floor

[10:08:03] herald i threw it like a girl

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[10:18:29] herald !bang

[10:18:29] DuckHunt herald > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 28.824s, which makes you a total of 23 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 5 (member of the Comitee Against Ducks). \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

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[10:32:00] DuckHunt The duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

[10:37:18] tr [T] <+login> remember that video where when girls are told to throw like a girl, they use all their strength, but when boys are told to do it, they throw it with deliberately less strength?

[10:38:11] tr [T] <+login> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_Ep0O5fWN4

[10:38:11] Internets :: YouTube Super Bowl 2015: Always Ad :: (01:01) :: Views 277,742 :: Rating [+] 1,194 likes [+] 1,194 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::

[10:40:08] tr [T] <+login> the young kid in that video is going to have a hard time getting a job, because he wasn't acting when he said that

[10:41:00] tr [T] <+login> the ad is for sanitary pads btw

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[10:46:53] tr [T] <+login> > The experiment did not have a control. Should have asked the girls to 'throw like a boy'

[10:48:59] tr [T] <+login> and the boys too

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[11:03:38] Phoenix !bang

[11:03:38] DuckHunt Phoenix > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 37.91s, which makes you a total of 111 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[11:03:40] Phoenix !reload

[11:03:41] DuckHunt Phoenix > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 1/2 | Chargers: 3/4

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[11:07:28] pixie One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere, like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time.

[11:07:34] Phoenix !bang

[11:07:34] DuckHunt *BANG* xO' Ikoru6 just get shot by accident by Phoenix. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -6 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]

[11:10:01] DuckHunt The duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

[11:12:09] Kowal nice job ducko!

[11:12:30] Phoenix haha

[11:15:12] tr [T] <+login> Must have been a psyduck

[11:16:23] Phoenix definitely a psycho-duck!

[11:16:35] tr [T] <+login> pixie: your trick might be on to something: can an LLM create a knowledge graph from a story?

[11:17:58] tr [T] <+login> e.g., from your story, is it true/false/unknown whether a ferry can take you to Shelbyville?

[11:18:40] tr [T] <+login> the correct answer: unknown. The ferry used to take one to Morganville, but that was at the time when the protagonist needed a new heel for their shoe

[11:25:50] Miggy-Kun sushi-chan is godess...

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[11:32:02] Kowal !bang

[11:32:03] DuckHunt Kowal > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/4 | Chargers: 3/3

[11:32:06] Kowal !reload

[11:32:06] DuckHunt Kowal > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 2/3

[11:32:08] Kowal !bang

[11:32:08] DuckHunt Kowal > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 1mn8.096s, which makes you a total of 60 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 11 (inside out duck turner). \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

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[12:05:08] * Rizon set mode +o deadly

[12:05:08] Rizon [deadly] FUCK OFF!!!!!

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[12:10:00] DuckHunt The duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

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[12:10:33] * Rizon set mode +h Syndus

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[12:23:36] tr [T] <+login> Miggy-Kun: what about me?

[12:23:44] tr [T] <+login> hello dumbgoy, ask me anything

[12:24:24] Syndus What is your name?

[12:24:36] Syndus What is your quest?

[12:24:48] Syndus What is your favorite color?

[12:24:59] tr [T] <+login> My name is [redacted]

[12:25:05] tr [T] <+login> My quest is [redacted]

[12:25:17] tr [T] <+login> My favourite colour is white [probably soon to be redacted]

[12:25:21] Syndus What.....us the velocity of an air laden swallow?

[12:25:41] tr [T] <+login> That's a trick question. There are no air-laden swallows

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[12:28:20] Kowal !bang

[12:28:20] DuckHunt Kowal > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[12:28:23] Kowal !bang

[12:28:23] DuckHunt Kowal > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *

[12:28:24] Kowal !bang

[12:28:24] DuckHunt Kowal > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]

[12:28:26] Kowal !bang

[12:28:26] DuckHunt Kowal > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/4 | Chargers: 2/3

[12:28:30] DuckHunt Kowal > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 1/3

[12:28:30] Kowal !reload

[12:28:32] Kowal !bang

[12:28:32] DuckHunt Kowal > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]

[12:28:33] Kowal !bang

[12:28:33] DuckHunt Kowal > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]

[12:28:35] Kowal !bang

[12:28:35] DuckHunt Kowal > *BANG* You shot down the golden duck in 35.018s, which makes you a total of 61 ducks (including 3 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [60 xp]

[12:28:39] Kowal \o/

[12:29:07] tr [T] <+login> well done Kowal

[12:29:49] Kowal thank you

[12:29:58] Kowal was waiting for it to not work out

[12:31:49] Syndus You kids wanna see a dead body?

[12:33:08] Kowal a ben e king song is playing in my mind rn for some reason

[12:38:08] tr [T] <+login> Syndus: isn't that 18+?

[12:42:38] tr [T] <+login> and potentially triggering to those who have ptsd from the trauma of war

[12:45:35] PapaFrog Syndus: I'm not dead...

[12:45:48] Kowal yet

[12:45:52] * Rizon set mode +o wildting2

[12:45:52] Rizon [wildting2] Please stop confusing P*tin and Poutine. One is a dangerous & unwholesome mix of greasy, lumpy & congealed ingredients, the other is a delicious food.

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[12:46:03] PapaFrog I'm getting better..

[12:46:33] Peorth If you were getting better, then you wouldn't be here.

[12:47:12] wildting2 kek

[12:47:32] PapaFrog I'm having such trouble waking up today.

[12:51:41] Syndus Lolwut

[12:54:02] tr [T] <+login> is it for a medical reason, PapaFroG?

[12:54:05] tr [T] <+login> *g

[12:55:05] PapaFrog I think it is a caffeine deficiency.

[12:55:17] Syndus I made espresso

[12:55:26] tr [T] <+login> by hand?

[12:55:37] Syndus Yeah, clover press

[12:55:44] tr [T] <+login> good work there, manual-grinding the coffee beans

[12:55:59] Syndus I freeze the beans too

[12:56:08] PapaFrog I have a coupon for a free birfday coffee.. may go get it.

[12:56:31] Syndus Smells nice in the morning, paired with a lil wake n bake

[12:58:04] tr [T] <+login> you bake in the morning too?

[12:58:47] Syndus I can't tell if you're trying to gaslight me or you're pretending to be stupid at 7am

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[13:00:04] Peorth !bang

[13:00:04] DuckHunt Peorth > Missed. [missed: -5 xp]

[13:00:05] Peorth !shop 1

[13:00:06] Peorth !bang

[13:00:06] DuckHunt Peorth > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.

[13:00:06] DuckHunt Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 5.442s, which makes you a total of 388 ducks (including 158 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [38 xp] [four-leaf clover] [expl. ammo]

[13:00:07] Peorth !shop 1

[13:00:08] DuckHunt Peorth > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.

[13:01:42] PapaFrog Syndus: Why not both?

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[13:05:04] Syndus It must choose one

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[13:11:07] tr [T] <+login> Syndus: you said 'wake n bake'

[13:11:45] tr [T] <+login> oh, you meant marijuana

[13:12:03] tr [T] <+login> I wasn't trying, nor was I pretending

[13:12:18] tr [T] <+login> "I know I don't know"

[13:19:09] Syndus Lol, I like to smoke a little weed in the mornings with my coffee or tea.

[13:19:47] Syndus Makes those morning mental stairs feel like an escalator

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[13:27:13] deadly !bang

[13:27:13] DuckHunt deadly > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 2/2

[13:27:21] deadly !reload

[13:27:21] DuckHunt deadly > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 1/2

[13:27:22] deadly !bang

[13:27:23] DuckHunt deadly > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *

[13:27:25] deadly !bang

[13:27:25] DuckHunt deadly > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 5/6 | Chargers: 1/2

[13:27:28] DuckHunt deadly > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 5/6 | Chargers: 1/2

[13:27:28] deadly !reload

[13:27:30] deadly !bang

[13:27:30] DuckHunt deadly > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]

[13:27:33] deadly !bang

[13:27:33] DuckHunt deadly > *BANG* You shot down the golden duck in 2mn32.97s, which makes you a total of 6 ducks (including 1 golden duck) on #computertech. You are promoted to level 3 (trainee). \_X< *KWAK* [36 xp]

[13:27:33] DuckHunt deadly > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find an infrared detector ! Your weapon trigger will be locked if there are no ducks around, thus helping you to save bullets. Lasts for 24h and 6 uses.

[13:28:31] wez pew pew

[13:28:43] wez deadly has earnt their name :)

[13:33:33] deadly :P

[13:37:50] tr [T] <+login> a duck with a life of 3

[13:37:56] tr [T] <+login> golden too

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[13:39:05] Peorth !bang

[13:39:05] DuckHunt Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 4.728s, which makes you a total of 389 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [12 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[13:39:06] Peorth !shop 1

[13:39:06] DuckHunt Peorth > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.

[13:39:12] Peorth yes, that's what golden ducks are

[13:39:19] Peorth they have more lives and are worth more points.

[13:39:31] wez gg

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[13:42:21] Peorth !bang

[13:42:21] DuckHunt Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 20.798s, which makes you a total of 390 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [12 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[13:42:23] Peorth !shop 1

[13:42:24] DuckHunt Peorth > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.

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[13:44:04] tr [T] <+login> Peorth: why do you buy single bullets?

[13:44:28] tr [T] <+login> Don't they mean your net xp gain rate is lower?

[13:47:05] Kowal !bang

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