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Ahsoka
It was an really old video wrestling back when apparently Kane used a voice thing on his throat to sound like a robot in that game you cant make out what hes actually saying but it sounded like Behold the Merriment of Gayness
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Rizon
set mode +ao GK-Deacon GK-Deacon
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joined #computertech
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ComputerTech
plays air guitar
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ComputerTech
swings air guitar over wildting2's head
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wildting2
fills said air guitar with C4
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Ahsoka
pulls a Jeff Jerret and hits ComputerTech over the head with an acoustic guitar
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ComputerTech
cums at Ahsoka
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wildting2
then greases it with WD40 and finishes it off with pure C8H10N4O2
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Ahsoka
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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Ahsoka
You prefer i went with Honky tonk man instead?
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Dr_DICK
~~~CuMpStErTeCh~~~~~
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wildting2
<wildting2> honky tonk badonkadonk
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wildting2
it's too bad Ahsoka doesn't possess one
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ChanStat
(TopChannels): 1. #pirates | 2. #computertech | 3. #tinychan | 4. #chatters | 5. #homescreen | 6. #Batcave-Chat | 7. #political_reality | 8. #mp3_depot | 9. #trivial | 10. #mp3albums
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Trivia
Starting round of trivia. Questions: 3
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Trivia
1. Sport and Leisure : In which sport was Argentinian Juan Fangio associated?
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Trivia
Hint: mot** ******
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Trivia
Hint: motor ******
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Trivia
Winner: wildting2; Answer: motor racing; Time: 23.898s; Streak: 1; Points: 2; Total: 1275
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Trivia
2. TV/ Movies: 1988 - Harrison Ford - Starred In This Movie: ?
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Trivia
Hint: wor**** ****
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Trivia
Hint: workin* ****
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Trivia
Hint: workin* **rl
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Trivia
Winner: wildting2; Answer: working girl; Time: 43.895s; Streak: 2; Points: 2; Total: 1277
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Trivia
3. Generation X Toys: Building tool named after Civil War president?
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Trivia
Hint: lin**** ****
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Trivia
Hint: lincol* ****
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Trivia
Winner: wildting2; Answer: lincoln logs; Time: 23.997s; Streak: 3; Points: 6; Total: 1283
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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Esjay
lincoln logs
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DuckHunt
wildting2 > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 1/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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Trivia
Round of trivia complete. '.trivia [number]' to start playing again.
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DuckHunt
wildting2 > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 1/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt
wildting2 > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 1/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt
wildting2 > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 1/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt
wildting2 > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 17.444s, which makes you a total of 27 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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Esjay
I'm going to cry at this latency
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Falkor
Compliance (wildting2) ========== 0.17 seconds from wildting2
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Esjay
ComputerTech; for my home connection
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Falkor
Compliance (ComputerTech) ========== 0.448 seconds from ComputerTech
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wildting2
i'm on a slow fake fibre connection
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wildting2
i'm due for a direct fibre connection soon
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Esjay
.yt oren bailey sweet child o' mine
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wildting2
i bet there's a nightcore version XD
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Esjay
I know the guy who did the one I just search for
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Esjay
I was at his wedding last year, was great
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
wildting2 > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt
wildting2 > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 1/2
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DuckHunt
wildting2 > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
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DuckHunt
wildting2 > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 1mn1.946s, which makes you a total of 28 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt
wildting2 > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find an infrared detector ! Your weapon trigger will be locked if there are no ducks around, thus helping you to save bullets. Lasts for 24h and 6 uses.
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foxy
$tell sushi-chan come get your wolf spider out my kitchen sink please ma'am
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Angel
foxy: I'll pass that on when sushi-chan is around.
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Esjay
Wait, is she still obsessed with spiders?
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ComputerTech
grabs wolf spider out of foxy's sink
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Esjay
lmao, I can't believe my joke got her hooked
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foxy
i went to wash the few dishes i had in the sink and saw this wolf spider
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foxy
big ass spider
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ComputerTech
so i got a tissue and helped it outside :3
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Esjay
I made a joke about how spiders are beneficial and eat other bugs back when she found a spider on her ceiling
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zk2
joined #computertech
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ComputerTech
set mode +v zk2
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ComputerTech
passes another carlsberg to zk
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ComputerTech
passes another carlsberg to zk2
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LimitServ
set mode +l 217
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Ahsoka
Found a picture of ComputerTech
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Angel
ComputerTech: thx Mikoolo
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irish666
I’m drinking this milk it’s
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ComputerTech
irish666: tf you drinking milk at 1am for
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irish666
50mg thc semi skimmed
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Ahsoka
XD I know its not a picture of you, its actually good looking
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zk2
so many people in here, is this the ComputerTech fanclub?
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irish666
I need more cream in my life
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wildting2
.yt strawberries and cream dr pepper
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zk2
baileys is great.
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Internets
:: YouTube Cream - Sunshine Of Your Love (HD) :: (04:06) :: Views 25,117,156 :: Rating [+] 245,908 likes [+] 245,908 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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ComputerTech
clicks irish666's song
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wildting2
i bet ComputerTech likes bardcore
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wildting2
.yt bardcore i need a hero
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Internets
:: YouTube Holding Out for a Hero - Hildegard von Blingin’ & Whitney Avalon (Bardcore | Medieval Style) :: URL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx-x_1lIXh4 (03:44) :: Views 2,260,018 :: Rating [+] 115,843 likes [+] 115,843 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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Internets
:: YouTube Cream - White Room - Lyrics :: (04:57) :: Views 16,809,679 :: Rating [+] 161,440 likes [+] 161,440 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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irish666
This is a classic too
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irish666
And I got a bit spooked
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irish666
I was dreaming and then it got scary, woke up and felt a bit .. scared still lol
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Rizon
set mode +v [itchyjunk]
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[itchyjunk]
joined #computertech
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ComputerTech
itches [itchyjunk]
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foxy
what scared you?
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foxy
ComputerTech stop scaring people
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ComputerTech
i've had weird dreams where i broke some wood which i forget what it was
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ComputerTech
but i was in a fight in my dream and kicked and smashed the thing xD
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irish666
I was dreaming and in a pool at night with the gf, then I noticed my phone was missing, then our clothes and then I heard something behind the trees
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wildting2
a bear is now wearing your gf's panties
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updog
silly bear
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updog
bears shouldn't use panties
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irish666
I felt the phone being taken from me even though it wasn’t on my person
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updog
ComputerTech ~
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wildting2
inb4 out of body experience
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Batmanhush
next time some 1 says,,a bear shit in da woods
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irish666
What if they say “bobs your uncle” have you a photo for that
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wildting2
the bear could just be doin a jujitsu stance u know
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Ahsoka
Out of Booty experience
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Batmanhush
i always say ,,a fkin polar bear dont
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Batmanhush
and i just dont understand this
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irish666
You might like this song actually
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updog
if a bear shits in the woods but noone takes a picture
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updog
did it really shit in the woods?
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irish666
.yt sting - Russians
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wildting2
<Ahsoka> Out of Booby experience << FIXED
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Ahsoka
Isnt a polar just a frozen gay guy
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updog
who came first: polar bears or brown bears?
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foxy
black bears
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irish666
Tudo Bem bear came first
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updog
tudo bear
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wildting2
.quote add <updog> who came first: polar bears or brown bears? <ComputerTech> came or came
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Quotes
[Quote] <updog> who came first: polar bears or brown bears? <ComputerTech> came or came
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Quotes
[Quote] Added quote #498 by wildting2
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updog
don't quote me
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Ahsoka
A bear is a term for hairy gay guys so a polar bear could be a term for a frozen gay guy
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Internets
:: [1/10] bear :: A term used by [gay men] to describe [a husky], large man with a lot of [body] hair. ::
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Internets
:: [2/10] bear :: The most common definition of a "bear" is a man who is hairy, has facial hair, and a cuddly body. However, the word "Bear" means many things to different people, even within the bear movement. Many me... ::
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Internets
:: [3/10] bear :: [A fuzzy] and cute [woodland creature]. Very huggable, but if hugging is attempted it is likely that the bear will [maul] and/or kill the hugger. ::
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irish666
Bear order is slang right? For the animal
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irish666
Nobody knows the Orginal name for the bear
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foxy
kisser could be considered a bear
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updog
the right to bear arms and shark legs
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irish666
Cause they thought saying it’s name would summon its
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MonkeySays
joined #computertech
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wildting2
.yt queen elizabeth x paddington bear
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ComputerTech
set mode +v Batmanhush
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wildting2
I ALWAYS CARRY ONE IN MY PURSE
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Ahsoka
The right to bare ass, for my foot up it
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updog
so paddington killed the quen?
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irish666
Updog is from where Paddington is from kinda, deepest darkest Peru lul
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updog
deepest dark fantasies
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irish666
His address is better
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updog
funny because turkey (the bird) is peru in portuguese
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updog
so there's peru and turkey
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ComputerTech
set mode +v irish666
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updog
and piru is portuguese for dick
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ComputerTech
updog: so you're calling birds, dicks!?
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updog
like cocks
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updog
and tits
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updog
and woodpeckers
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Esjay
Batmanhush; this is why you just buy from a farm
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wildting2
"I called my friend Chad and said Oman! I'm Russian to Finnish the Chile Greece Turkey on a plate of China"
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Esjay
I get mine from a grower that grows for stores around here, $100 an ounce
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Ahsoka
pumpernickel translates to Fart Goblin in english
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updog
he's a grower, not a shower, Esjay
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wildting2
<Ahsoka> pumpernickel translates to Fart Goblin in english
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FireWire
joined #computertech
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Esjay
updog; your murder is still on the table
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Rizon
set mode +v FireWire
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ComputerTech
slaps FireWire
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FireWire
slaps ya back
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updog
fighter of the nightman
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ComputerTech
runs
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Esjay
ComputerTech; I'm not gay, I'm bi
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ComputerTech
runs faster
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Esjay
Are you that much of a bitch to where it would be gay?
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irish666
I have a balanced pen rn and an ounce
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wildting2
but what if u buy homo milk?
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Esjay
Batmanhush; why is it so far past harvest date?
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updog
i'm 70% water and 28% GAY
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Ahsoka
More like a bitch ass hoe
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ComputerTech
glares at irish666
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Esjay
updog; state your designation
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ComputerTech
Esjay: y does your client use ; and not :
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ComputerTech
shakes fist
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anon89
joined #computertech
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Esjay
Because I like to be special
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updog
you can call me updog
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Ahsoka
special as in retarded?
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updog
but my friends call me updog
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Esjay
ComputerTech; I will change it to :::
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ComputerTech
Ahsoka: ur retarded, the only retarded one actually :D
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irish666
I didn’t get a card but I’m
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ComputerTech
giggles
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updog
in all 50 states, irish666?
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wildting2
ComputerTech, u shouldn't insult Toys 'R Us kids
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Esjay
irish666; move to the states and just get it recreationally
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irish666
My weed is illegal to bring into the USA cause fed
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updog
toys ate us
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Ahsoka
I associate the word special to retarded thanks to the special Olympics
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wildting2
special ray gun olympics
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Esjay
I'm in NY on the border to MA
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updog
you can't say the r-word anymore
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ChanStat
(UserStats): (ComputerTech) Lines: 12,235 Words: 34,748 Letters: 169,390. Most active at 10:00 PM GMT. Most active channel #computertech. Ranked 1 out of 191 users with 249 lines today. Quote: i mean, everywhere has drugs and sex
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updog
it's mentally challenged now