IRC Driven

[16:21:00] & h4 oh no

[16:21:02] & h4 you fucked ChRoNiC?

[16:21:12] & h4 hey wez

[16:21:23] & h4 hey ComputerTech

[16:21:35] & h4 .quote read 527

[16:21:45] & h4 or too early

[16:21:49] & h4 i could have missed it!

[17:34:03] & h4 alright

[17:34:04] & h4 here i am

[17:34:08] & h4 tell me what i missed ComputerTech

[17:35:25] & h4 hey Mikoolo

[17:35:29] & h4 hey foxy

[17:35:30] & h4 Herr Frogorg

[17:35:48] & h4 Peter o/

[17:36:00] & h4 didn't catch that at first

[17:36:03] & h4 because of Hans IV. :D

[17:36:09] & h4 still not familiar with my name

[17:36:54] & h4 ComputerTech: when did you reset?

[17:36:56] & h4 2 hours ago?

[17:37:05] & h4 your alcohol counter

[17:37:11] & h4 clearly you have been drinking today

[17:37:21] & h4 it's almost 8

[17:37:25] & h4 stop talking shit

[17:37:50] & h4 Null_Anonymous: careful

[17:37:56] & h4 i have not paid attention

[17:37:59] & h4 but am willing to throw down

[17:38:07] & h4 !bang

[17:38:40] & h4 MAGIC: so you won something

[17:38:48] & h4 what will you get?

[17:38:53] & h4 probably

[17:39:18] & h4 ComputerTech: do your parents know that you transfer their money to people on irc?

[17:39:27] & h4 ComputerTech: well no, not you

[17:39:31] & h4 but your parents look wealthy enough

[17:39:47] & h4 like a poor-man's elon musk

[17:40:07] & h4 Null_Anonymous: you should ask ComputerTech

[17:40:12] & h4 his mom is loaded

[17:40:17] & h4 and i don't mean drunk

[17:40:42] & h4 she is aging

[17:40:44] & h4 but yeah

[17:41:14] & h4 WTF

[17:41:15] & h4 WHO

[17:41:18] & h4 GAVE ChRoNiC PERMISSION

[17:41:21] & h4 TO CONTACT ME VIA ANGEL?

[17:41:40] & h4 don'T

[17:42:36] & h4 lol

[17:42:41] & h4 come on

[17:42:44] & h4 he claims to be such a hot shot

[17:42:53] & h4 but every time you see him not having a clue

[17:43:00] & h4 he comes with some shit like "i forgot most of it"

[17:43:02] & h4 bitch please

[17:43:09] & h4 you don't forget basic skills

[17:44:10] & h4 yeah

[17:44:11] & h4 and a rooter

[17:44:13] & h4 also he was rizon

[17:44:15] & h4 bla bla bla

[17:44:29] & h4 lol

[17:44:36] & h4 ComputerTech: i can't disprove that one

[17:44:57] & h4 but i think he may know less about computers or use of those than you

[17:45:01] & h4 and you only claim to be a hacker

[17:45:08] & h4 not someone that actually rooted machines back then

[17:45:21] & h4 and you at least understood sed partially

[17:45:26] & h4 he struggles with the simplest of it

[17:45:42] & h4 apart from that chronic is ok

[17:45:46] & h4 just talks a lot of shit

[17:46:23] & h4 Mikoolo: lol

[17:46:33] & h4 I

[17:46:36] & h4 E

[17:46:37] & h4 S

[17:46:45] & h4 H

[17:46:45] & h4 U

[17:46:46] & h4 R

[17:46:54] & h4 :(

[17:47:06] & h4 S

[17:47:07] & h4 T

[17:47:15] & h4 R

[17:47:17] & h4 :>

[17:47:28] & h4 Peorth: but this is #computertech

[17:47:35] & h4 not #cookingforbeginners

[17:48:16] & h4 hey but ComputerTech is at least allowed here

[17:48:27] & h4 or rather

[17:48:28] & h4 tolerated

[17:48:37] & h4 any time

[17:48:49] & h4 you'd think

[17:49:27] & h4 Null_Anonymous: by that logic #rizon should be chronics channel

[17:50:30] & h4 login stop asking that

[17:50:36] & h4 are you trying to embarass him?

[17:50:47] & h4 he sometimes goes to some sort of Dunghill

[17:50:50] & h4 tries to socialize

[17:51:02] & h4 login he creates them in his basement

[17:51:05] & h4 on his computer

[17:51:17] & h4 Mau5a: you mean

[17:51:20] & h4 .quote search hammered

[17:51:22] & h4 .quote read 203

[17:51:34] & h4 login: sorry that your job sucks lol

[17:51:42] & h4 i end up finding friends at workplaces

[17:52:14] & h4 Mikoolo: actually they do

[17:52:25] & h4 they are capable of bonding with humans

[17:52:30] & h4 why not consider them friends?

[17:52:43] & h4 login: yeah, just recently met with the guys from my last job

[17:52:47] & h4 we have common interests

[17:53:06] & h4 Frogorg: not anymore

[17:53:35] & h4 pfff

[17:53:37] & h4 ComputerTech a boss

[17:53:40] & h4 that sounds so wrong

[17:53:51] & h4 i mean

[17:53:54] & h4 if he ever becomes such

[17:54:00] & h4 he should learn not to let people walk all over him

[17:54:05] & h4 if he is as passive in real life as he is around here

[17:54:36] & h4 and what do you do when they piss you off?

[17:54:41] & h4 login: hush american

[17:54:44] & h4 you don't just replace humans

[17:55:12] & h4 Dr_DICK: but he only finishes them when they did a good job

[17:55:21] & h4 if they piss him off, he sucks them a bit and stops before

[17:55:41] & h4 Frogorg: kinda

[17:55:45] & h4 haha

[17:55:58] & h4 in theory

[17:56:04] & h4 most just cum in his face

[17:56:27] & h4 best boss ever

[17:56:53] & h4 you'd think so

[17:56:56] & h4 but then you see his face

[17:57:44] & h4 Dr_DICK: lol

[17:57:58] & h4 oh boy

[17:58:26] & h4 everybody gets angry

[17:58:33] & h4 you just have to find the right trigger

[17:58:53] & h4 but we don't try to piss him off here

[17:59:02] & h4 no

[17:59:05] & h4 well

[17:59:11] & h4 we don't intend to hurt him

[17:59:35] & h4 i wouldn't be such an ass if i didn't think he could take it

[17:59:43] & h4 and in case i should be wrong

[17:59:48] & h4 i will sing on his funeral

[17:59:53] & h4 *at

[18:00:40] & h4 ComputerTech: you are alreay inexperienced

[18:00:45] & h4 no point in getting any greener

[18:01:07] & h4 Frogorg: i feel like login keeps disturbing conversations

[18:01:16] & h4 but he does so successfully, have to admit

[18:01:43] & h4 why would we?

[18:02:06] & h4 ComputerTech is well respected around here

[18:02:54] & h4 Null_Anonymous: just ask him to play ChatRoulette with you

[18:02:59] & h4 not the roulette part

[18:03:01] & h4 just the penis part

[18:03:15] & h4 why so specific?

[18:03:24] & h4 do you think he can't name his interests?

[18:04:40] & h4 even economics calls itself science

[18:04:49] & h4 *Realwissenschaft

[18:04:50] & h4 pff

[18:05:31] & h4 Frogorg: specify

[18:06:17] & h4 didn't you see a specialist about your knee Frogorg?

[18:06:20] & h4 why does it keep hurting?

[18:06:48] & h4 Frogorg: login is just talking out of his ass

[18:06:49] & h4 as usual

[18:06:53] & h4 don't pay him no mind :D

[18:07:37] & h4 so you can at least hope for some relieve

[18:07:40] & h4 given time

[19:05:45] & h4 yes

[19:05:47] & h4 my ass

[19:06:38] & h4 what?

[19:07:01] & h4 .steam

[19:07:04] & h4 huh

[19:07:09] & h4 .steam -g

[19:20:12] & h4 can someone please remove ComputerTech?

[19:20:16] & h4 his presence annoys me

[19:20:39] & h4 thank you

[19:21:02] & h4 ok i need to work out

[19:21:11] & h4 it's all your fault ComputerTech

[19:21:54] & h4 thx Frogorg

[19:22:08] & h4 forcing myself to do it

[19:22:09] & h4 ...

[19:22:39] & h4 yeah

[19:22:48] & h4 before i end up as sloppy as ComputerTech

[19:23:04] & h4 yeah

[19:23:06] & h4 lifting beer

[19:23:17] & h4 straw

[19:23:29] & h4 ComputerTech: s/situps/crunches/

[19:23:49] & h4 you will grow hair between your fingers

[19:23:59] & h4 there is also the risk of going blind

[19:24:16] & h4 oh and NEVER forget

[19:24:18] & h4 heaven exists

[19:24:25] & h4 and your great grandparents are watching you do it

[19:24:33] & h4 they always have

[19:24:49] & h4 great granny even told the other residents of heaven that you got a tiny dick

[19:25:14] & h4 no wonder you don't get no summer up there

[19:25:24] & h4 i think they described it as something MAGICal

[19:25:36] & h4 don't know if they were being sarcastic

[19:25:42] & h4 Frogorg: s/WERK/TWERK/

[19:26:47] & h4 yes

[19:26:52] & h4 fuck you ComputerTech

[19:26:59] & h4 stop using that color

[19:27:02] & h4 it is barely readable

[19:27:21] & h4 you fucking piece of shit

[19:27:33] & h4 8yolo

[19:27:35] & h4 hm

[19:27:40] & h4 ignores colors after the R

[19:27:42] & h4 ^R

[19:28:46] & h4 None

[19:28:50] & h4 boobies

[19:29:07] & h4 Computertech's Mudda mag deutsche Pimmel

[19:29:53] & h4 ah yes

[19:29:55] & h4 that hamburger dude

[19:29:58] & h4 1 pimmel

[19:30:04] & h4 that was great

[19:30:06] & h4 oh shit

[19:30:07] & h4 i said it too

[19:30:11] & h4 SEK incoming

[19:30:37] & h4 calm your manboobs diddly

[19:30:40] & h4 i am THE Pimmel

[19:31:14] & h4 have fun bro

[19:31:23] & h4 i'm gonna do some hula hoop and watch the irishman

[19:31:36] & h4 the irishman is gay?

[19:31:42] & h4 i heard it was pretty good

[19:31:46] & h4 yeah

[19:32:14] & h4 can i answer that in german?

[19:32:23] & h4 feels like i'm missing a lot of english words for that one

[19:32:54] & h4 ist so ein schwerer Ring mit "Flügeln". Der knallt so bisschen auf die fette Hüfte und dadurch wird das Bindegewebe fest

[19:32:58] & h4 plus der Hüftspeck verschwindet

[19:33:05] & h4 and it is really easy to do

[19:33:09] & h4 half an hour goes by in no time

[19:33:26] & h4 "bangs a bit" lol

[19:33:38] & h4 dude my hula hoop is pink lol

[19:34:01] & h4 i think my mom bought it at some point to do some work out

[19:34:08] & h4 and i convinced her i needed it more

[19:34:14] & h4 so now i'm rocking a pink hula hoop

[19:34:16] & h4 call me gay

[19:34:32] & h4 as hot as two grown women i guess

[19:34:39] & h4 she's a biggie

[19:34:47] & h4 nah

[19:34:51] & h4 don't think so

[19:34:56] & h4 also she is 60+

[19:35:10] & h4 she got a granddaughter and her kids come around often

[19:35:13] & h4 she is appreciated

[19:35:27] & h4 she is 5

[19:35:39] & h4 also if you ever ask me if my niece is hot again

[19:35:45] & h4 i will come down to your little catholic shit hole

[19:35:51] & h4 and behead ComputerTech in front of you

[19:35:56] & h4 then leave the corpse in your apartment

[19:36:04] & h4 collateral

[19:36:17] & h4 ok fine

[19:36:18] & h4 beheading is mean

[19:36:23] & h4 i will just beat you up

[19:36:27] & h4 ok, login it is

[19:37:13] & h4 still 5

[19:37:33] & h4 5 year olds don't go to school yet and can barely read

[19:38:00] & h4 bedtime stories are a must

[19:38:11] & h4 Emil und die Detektive by Erich Kästner

[19:38:14] & h4 decent literature

[19:38:17] & h4 she actually likes it

[19:38:40] & h4 i have to explain a lot of words i don't even know though

[19:38:57] & h4 ???

[19:39:03] & h4 listen here ComputerSLAPP

[19:41:02] & h4 sounds like piano

[19:41:22] & h4 i think every 5 year old loves drawing

[19:43:23] & h4 about time to teach the kid some english

[19:43:51] & h4 no clue

[19:43:57] & h4 her uncle speaks three languages

[19:43:59] & h4 that should suffice

[19:44:09] & h4 she also has those interactive books

[19:44:14] & h4 in english/german

[19:44:21] & h4 she is also singing some english songs

[19:44:26] & h4 and some english poems

[19:44:32] & h4 login obviously

[19:44:53] & h4 Louisiana, right?

[19:45:21] & h4 not the best language

[19:45:25] & h4 but can't hurt :D

[19:45:46] & h4 parle vouz francais?

[19:46:06] & h4 see

[19:46:08] & h4 my french is garbage :D

[19:46:21] & h4 .t de fr Mögen Sie meinen Penis anfassen?

[19:46:26] & h4 Frogorg: :>

[19:46:34] & h4 hell fucking yeah MAGIC

[19:46:45] & h4 where are you taking me?

[19:46:51] & h4 te amo <3

[19:47:07] & h4 ...

[19:47:16] & h4 i don't wanna go there with you

[19:47:20] & h4 oh

[19:47:25] & h4 but he reeks of cheap beer

[19:47:38] & h4 are his parents paying for the trip?

[19:47:43] & h4 nice

[19:48:04] & h4 can we import proper beer?

[19:48:16] & h4 PROPER

[19:48:16] & h4 BEER

[19:48:29] & h4 i think we actually need to travel tehre

[19:48:30] & h4 *there

[19:48:37] & h4 show him the best german accent

[19:48:46] & h4 and keep insulting those irish fucktwats for speaking weird english

[19:48:52] & h4 Frogorg: oh def

[19:49:15] & h4 login: i don't need to take a germany tour though

[19:49:17] & h4 i wanna see Eierland

[19:51:50] & h4 MAGIC: how dare you link to a Oliver Kahn video?

[19:53:20] & h4 it's pronounced like that

[19:53:23] & h4 EIER-LÄND

[19:56:27] & h4 MAGIC: i don't get why they even interview Fußballer

[19:56:34] & h4 these guys aren't particularly smart

[19:56:39] & h4 what is the expectation here?

[19:58:28] & h4 nice face ComputerTech

[19:58:37] & h4 any time /s

[20:00:46] & h4 calm down ComputerSLAPP

[20:02:30] & h4 ComputerTech sucks

[20:03:04] & h4 that too

[20:03:10] & h4 der kleine Blasehase

[20:03:31] & h4 Schluckspecht

[20:19:57] & h4 yeah Peorth used to be an adventurer like you

[20:20:01] & h4 but then he took a bullet to the knee

[20:36:04] & h4 yeah?

[20:43:27] & h4 nice Dr_DICK

[20:43:37] & h4 you should bring that up again in a week or a month

[20:43:45] & h4 no one should forget that piece of genius

[20:45:10] & h4 $in 5d lol

[20:45:21] & h4 $in 10m ComputerTech wb!

[20:45:23] & h4 $in 100m wb ComputerTech

[20:45:31] & h4 $in 200m ComputerTech you back yet?

[20:45:35] & h4 $in 300m wb ComputerTech

[21:10:13] & h4 $in 10m ComputerTech look at your pm!

[21:10:15] & h4 $in 30m ComputerTech look at your pm!

[21:10:18] & h4 $in 320m ComputerTech look at your pm!

[21:10:21] & h4 $in 3320m ComputerTech look at your pm!

[21:10:25] & h4 just making sure

[21:10:44] & h4 you are quite welcome

[21:10:48] & h4 <3

[21:12:51] & h4 yee?

[21:12:54] & h4 english motherfucker

[21:12:56] & h4 do you speak it?

[21:13:31] & h4 not really

[21:13:38] & h4 but you guys are equally boring

[21:13:41] & h4 neither of you got the quote

[21:14:39] & h4 as random as hemorrhoids

[21:15:54] & h4 damn Dr_DICK

[21:15:55] & h4 nice

[21:18:21] & h4 oh look

[21:18:23] & h4 Mr. funny

[21:18:24] & h4 himself

[21:18:26] & h4 ComputerJoke

[21:18:36] & h4 good question

[21:30:06] & h4 yeah but he started early

[21:30:08] & h4 his body will adjust

[21:30:12] & h4 and he will a great life until his 50s

[21:30:15] & h4 when the liver gives up

[21:30:25] & h4 ok he will always have diarrhea

[21:30:30] & h4 he will sleep shitty

[21:30:38] & h4 at some point he will start becoming depressed

[21:30:43] & h4 when he notices he can't stop anymore

[21:30:52] & h4 he will require more sleep

[21:31:07] & h4 it is

[21:31:12] & h4 it's just not as horrible as most

[21:31:24] & h4 ok

[21:31:29] & h4 works for you then

[21:31:33] & h4 i mean if everybody is doing it

[21:31:37] & h4 it can't be bad

[21:31:44] & h4 to quote a german

[21:31:51] & h4 "Leute, fresst Scheiße! Millionen Fliegen können nicht irren"

[21:32:31] & h4 why do you "lol" at this?

[21:32:49] & h4 afaik in the dark times people in europe drank beer

[21:32:53] & h4 because the rivers were polluted

[21:34:29] & h4 a week?

[21:34:34] & h4 how do you go from 2-3 beers a day

[21:34:38] & h4 to 2 drinks a week?

[21:34:46] & h4 are you in denial already?

[21:34:58] & h4 so you agree that you are an alcoholic

[21:35:28] & h4 shame that alcoholism isn't as trivial as nicotine or thc

[21:35:34] & h4 there is no "at the moment"

[21:36:41] & h4 plus if you get really into it

[21:36:44] & h4 you can only stop completely

[21:36:52] & h4 and you can never have a drop of alcohol again

[21:36:56] & h4 unless you want to relapse

[21:40:15] & h4 Ahsoka: how does it feel to be so obnoxious that most people either don't react to you or put you on ignore?

[21:42:35] & h4 Dr_DICK: another powernap?

[21:42:42] & h4 $in 3m Dr_DICK start powernap

[21:42:48] & h4 $in 8m Dr_DICK get up!

[21:44:38] & h4 he really is

[21:44:46] & h4 look at her going lol

[21:44:51] & h4 now it's about germans :D

[21:44:58] & h4 yo MAGIC, n0s3y|afk, Koragg

[21:45:02] & h4 Ahsoka hates you guys

[21:45:09] & h4 you fucking stick up ass race guys

[21:45:12] & h4 :D

[21:45:34] & h4 ignorant people should be ignored

[21:47:20] & h4 yeah but this is not the entire internet

[21:47:25] & h4 so you should suffice for now

[21:50:01] & h4 Dr_DICK: you are powernapping

[21:50:01] & h4 wtf?

[21:50:19] & h4 aren't pringles made from some sort of powder and not real potatoes?

[21:51:48] & h4 how was your powernap Dr_DICK?

[21:54:20] & h4 oh

[21:54:22] & h4 the germans again

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