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[00:00:07] Esjay R Kelly was amazing, too bad he --

[00:00:19] Esjay \g, he has his moments

[00:00:40] Esjay Number1Stunna; I will slap you

[00:00:46] Esjay \g, likely autistic

[00:02:25] Esjay Caville almost didn't get his Superman role because he was raiding in WoW

[00:03:05] Esjay Caville is a good person, just a bit of a...how do I put it....

[00:03:08] Esjay pretentious nerd

[00:03:12] Esjay "muh lore"

[00:03:54] Esjay Lore accuracy doesn't matter when expanded into other mediums

[00:04:11] Esjay ferridae; you've not played YGO post 2010 apparently

[00:04:26] Esjay I love the combos nowadays

[00:04:51] Esjay \g, we should do a watchparty for cowboy bebop

[00:04:52] Esjay I love it

[00:05:27] Esjay Matt Ryan or Grant Gustin

[00:05:32] Esjay \g, no

[00:05:40] Esjay I've not watched the live action

[00:06:11] Esjay pendulum shit is way more complicated than it should be

[00:06:58] Esjay \g, agreed

[00:07:12] Esjay I'm okay with link, xyz, synchro, and others

[00:07:23] Esjay but pendulum...can suck my ass

[00:07:43] Esjay link is the newest I think

[00:11:33] Esjay I got some lime juice to try adding to cherry seltzer for a kinda ghetto cherry limeade, but the cherry flavor is almost nonexistent

[00:11:37] Esjay :(

[00:17:29] Esjay \g, good idea, but good luck joining the strings

[00:17:49] Esjay how many siblings do you have?

[00:18:09] Esjay I thought you had the one sister and older brother

[00:18:41] Esjay irish666; disgusting

[00:20:31] Esjay \g, yes, because each checkbox would be for a string, unless you're doing some voodoo shit that's completely esoteric

[00:20:49] Esjay Damnit, I'm being incremented too much

[00:21:38] Esjay it would just be Esjay++;

[00:21:43] Esjay Or if you want cursed

[00:21:45] Esjay ++Esjay;

[00:21:50] Esjay Komputer; die

[00:22:13] Esjay It's a limnoria bot

[00:22:59] Esjay Again?

[00:23:23] Esjay You were with that chick for a couple years, what happened

[00:23:33] Esjay \g, no it's just a limnoria bot

[00:24:10] Esjay I could probably throw together something like elitebot in an hour while high

[00:24:11] Esjay !bang

[00:24:23] Esjay Speaking of high

[00:24:29] Esjay I need to go fetch the bong from my roomie

[00:24:46] Esjay Jax, good luck on future endeavors dude

[00:25:07] Esjay I'm nowhere to judge on shit, because of fucking up my relationship and being since since the end of Feb

[00:25:17] Esjay I mean

[00:25:34] Esjay My ex is giving me a chance, he just wants me to work on myself first

[00:26:20] Esjay \g, I'm going to be moving back there, he can't move because transferring with the USPS is stupidly convoluted

[00:26:55] Esjay Where's the closest sheep rental to you ComputerTech?

[00:28:01] Esjay I don't miss the guy I lost my virginity to, in fact I hope someone hatecrimes him

[00:30:48] Esjay Being nervous is perfectly fine

[00:30:51] Esjay Encouraged even

[00:33:30] Esjay Ahsoka; no

[00:33:42] Esjay using multiple will cause them to tear

[01:02:27] Esjay daww

[01:02:36] Esjay you sure about that ComputerTech :3

[01:03:21] Esjay When will Ahsoka post a pic

[01:03:24] Esjay I want to roast her

[01:04:25] Esjay \g wouldn't do that

[01:05:23] Esjay My first drink was with my grandma

[01:05:32] Esjay I was like 6 or 7 and I asked to try her beer

[01:05:38] Esjay I took a sip and spit it out

[01:06:07] Esjay ComputerTech; I was chugging bottles of 50% whiskey at 16

[01:06:12] Esjay calm your tits

[01:07:18] Esjay I had been kicked out, friend and I got a place, and he picked me up from work at like 10-11pm and stopped at a gas station to get something to drink. Brought out a bottle of wild turkey 101 for me

[01:07:26] Esjay He knew I was fucked up in the head from all that happened

[01:07:42] Esjay idk how it didn't burn the fuck out of my throat

[01:07:48] Esjay I was built different

[01:08:05] Esjay but then I remember everything spinning and me laying down in the middle sit of his van

[01:08:29] Esjay I remember his helping me out and stuff and just laying down and passing out

[01:08:31] Esjay good times

[01:10:04] Esjay I mean, this was panama city in Florida, almost any place can sell liquor there, or at least used to be in the mid 2000's

[01:10:41] Esjay ComputerTech; nope

[01:10:49] Esjay He's in Panama City Beach

[01:10:55] Esjay which is right beside Panama City

[01:11:04] Esjay Nope, different cities

[01:11:16] Esjay wez, far from it

[01:11:49] Esjay .w 32417

[01:11:55] Esjay \g, was that Dem0n?

[01:13:57] Esjay Damn I'm in the top

[01:14:23] Esjay ComputerTech; you wish

[01:15:21] Esjay @seen Pleiades

[01:15:53] Esjay ComputerTech; @seen me

[01:16:00] Esjay I'm wondering if it still has my privacy

[01:16:11] Esjay bueno

[01:16:28] Esjay Nah

[01:16:32] Esjay I know how chanstat works

[01:16:53] Esjay @set color 06

[01:17:05] Esjay @ustats

[01:18:03] Esjay I still want Shade

[01:18:19] Esjay noexpire is stupid

[01:18:32] Esjay it makes sense for some things

[01:18:46] Esjay but not for a nick a former oper used once

[01:19:03] Esjay He may have been given it back in the day

[01:19:39] Esjay Yeah you've had that nick since 2007, back then opers gave out plenty of noexpires

[01:19:47] Esjay I want one for this nick :(

[01:20:11] Esjay Now read the full context

[01:20:55] Esjay noexpire is fine for someones 'primary' nick

[01:21:05] Esjay especially for people who have been around forever

[01:21:25] Esjay like my first memo on this group is from jun 2010

[01:21:30] Esjay I think I deserve a noexpire on this nick

[01:21:31] Esjay lol

[01:21:57] Esjay ComputerTech; I'll manage it, let you do the backend stuff

[01:22:02] Esjay !bang

[01:22:05] Esjay !bang

[01:22:08] Esjay !reload

[01:22:10] Esjay !bang

[01:22:55] Esjay Any time you mention Blitzed, I think you mean B|itz

[01:25:54] Esjay I've thought of reviving the first irc net I was on in 98

[01:26:06] Esjay axpi.net

[01:26:48] Esjay updog; because she paid about tree fiddy

[01:28:11] Esjay >#pirates

[01:28:11] Esjay >2023

[01:28:21] Esjay Is rizon coming back to its glory days?

[01:28:39] Esjay Nice, as long as you don't let C/dizzy/weed/tiger come back

[01:28:55] Esjay It resembles it

[01:29:24] Esjay If C/dizzy ever shows back up on rizon, I'm going to probably wind up with an akill for a few days

[01:30:35] Esjay he's a pedo who was grooming a minor here on rizon and used his oper powers to fuck with people to show off for her, such as svjoin'ing people to like 100k channels

[01:31:38] Esjay Should be chill though, he started dating some girl who made him stop using irc and talking to others

[01:32:08] Esjay The C stood for Cory

[01:32:18] Esjay Imagine being named Cory as a canadian

[01:33:46] Esjay I want S, GOD regged it and used it once

[01:34:21] Esjay /msg GOD I will write whatever you want on my tits if you'll give me the nick S

[01:34:24] Esjay fuck

[01:35:54] Esjay I remember when GOD changed his nick to �

[01:37:22] Esjay Oh on technet

[01:37:31] Esjay I thought he got G on here

[01:38:55] Esjay I've spoken to GOD

[01:38:57] Esjay :P

[01:39:25] Esjay I love GOD, definitely more than mink

[01:39:35] Esjay We do

[01:39:43] Esjay $invite GOD

[01:40:07] Esjay I sent an invite

[01:40:50] Esjay foxy, he tried telling me that he couldn't make a botserv bot in memory of a user (also to help keep the nick from being used by others)

[01:40:56] Esjay GOD was just like "bet"

[01:41:25] Esjay yeah

[01:41:48] Esjay boba frot

[01:41:51] Esjay WAIT

[01:41:57] Esjay WHY IS THERE A FROT NICK

[01:42:01] Esjay oh there's not

[01:42:22] Esjay I thought there was a user named frot

[01:42:27] Esjay because my monitor colors

[01:43:05] Esjay I have severely desaturated blues, and with nick highlighting, it looked like it was highlighted

[01:44:33] Esjay ComputerTech's first time should have someone that just ate some carolina reapers going down on him

[01:45:53] Esjay small objects are a choking hazard

[01:46:09] Esjay foxy, that's what you were going for, right?

[01:46:30] Esjay Oh shit I found a $20 in my pocket

[01:47:15] Esjay I got it for driving around an elderly neighbor and stuff

[01:53:20] Esjay kek

[02:18:56] Esjay I forgot how much assery there is to LINQ and I'm about to hit the bong

[02:24:10] Esjay NOLES > GATORS

[02:27:30] Esjay I miss living in Florida

[02:27:51] Esjay df is gone

[02:28:03] Esjay there's like no way to prove it's him if he returns

[02:28:07] Esjay He deleted his shit

[02:28:11] Esjay even deleted his gmail

[02:28:19] Esjay REDman2k1; where are you at?

[02:28:23] Esjay ComputerTech; yes

[02:28:32] Esjay try sending an email to dongfix@gmail.com

[02:28:38] Esjay the account doesn't exist anymore

[02:35:48] Esjay Damn, why are all the cool floridians far away from where I grew up

[02:35:54] Esjay instead, I just have...End3r

[02:46:25] Esjay My roommate is being a buzzkill. Talking with a friend of mine that she happens to know, and having them come chill with me for a weekend, and she's like "yeah we can get high" and shit that's like she's trying to lay claim lmao

[02:47:22] Esjay Yeah, I'm wanting to just have a weekend with a friend because I am always so busy and shit unlike her

[02:48:19] Esjay I wanted some one on one time

[02:48:35] Esjay platonic

[02:48:44] Esjay although I know they want to fuck me, so does she -_-

[02:49:05] Esjay Both of them have tried to

[02:51:38] Esjay login, what do you mean

[02:51:53] Esjay The friend isn't coming over to have sex

[02:52:13] Esjay I'll probably just yoink the friend and go out to do something

[02:53:46] Esjay No clue

[02:54:03] Esjay but I do know that with her work, I can manage to sneak the friend away

[02:54:24] Esjay NiniGeo2; that's kinda gay homie

[02:55:10] Esjay That wouldn't work because they're driving like 3 hours to get here and would be staying the weekend

[02:58:36] Esjay login, I wish it were that simple, but I'm exclusive with someone and so I can't kiss anyone

[02:59:48] Esjay It's not another person or attached to another person

[03:00:28] Esjay login, you're being cringe

[03:01:35] Esjay I am exclusive with someone I am in love with, if I were to kiss another person that isn't said person I'm in love with, that breaks my promise

[03:01:40] Esjay I am not breaking my promise

[03:01:54] Esjay ComputerTech; I actually wrote something like that years ago

[03:02:31] Esjay I called it SuperScanner because you could give it strings, point it at a file, and it would iterate over every line and copy out the line matching

[03:02:59] Esjay login, a robot is not a person

[03:03:37] Esjay dude, people fall in love with inanimate objects

[03:03:46] Esjay people fall in love with videogame characters

[03:04:23] Esjay Gentoo, why would I refuse to use stuff that makes me money?

[03:05:08] Esjay I work in a humanitarian job making actual impact

[03:06:32] Esjay Gentoo, what kind of local activism do you take part in? What charities affecting marginalized or vulnerable people do you donate to? What kind of cleanup tasks do you undertake to clean up parks and stuff?

[03:06:42] Esjay Or are you just a "muh foss" activist?

[03:07:41] Esjay Again, do you do any real world humanitarian efforts?

[03:08:59] Esjay Gentoo; and what about in person efforts?

[03:12:18] Esjay Ugh, I gotta call this girl back on monday because she wants to dispose of a few hundred pounds of wire for her company

[03:12:24] Esjay I'm not looking forward to stripping that

[03:12:37] Esjay She showed up as I was leaving work

[03:14:30] Esjay leave-in stuff is ass

[03:15:44] Esjay They're good for like a single use, maybe two, but ugh

[03:35:55] Esjay proprietary penguins

[03:36:26] Esjay I just took the time to de-pit a whole ass container of cherries while high

[03:36:30] Esjay felt like it took an hour

[03:36:36] Esjay but it was actually 10 min

[04:14:23] Esjay Being gay is pretty cool

[04:20:15] Esjay lol

[04:20:53] Esjay I'm off to sleep

[04:24:06] Esjay Actually nvm

[04:27:00] Esjay .steam

[04:27:48] Esjay Are you showing people your weiner?

[04:27:50] Esjay if not, then no

[04:35:48] Esjay I wear vests with ice pack slots at work because of the current weather

[04:35:50] Esjay Sucks

[04:36:58] Esjay No

[04:37:36] Esjay https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71jpMwRhpRL._AC_UX679_.jpg

[04:47:29] Esjay .u jarate

[16:21:54] Esjay foxy; if you're willing to drive to nola, dr panunti with ochsner is great, I used to see her up until 2020

[16:24:29] Esjay I thought you were closer, damn

[16:25:03] Esjay although I was driving 3 hours each way to my doctor when I was in NC earlier this year, what's another 2 hours lmfao (that's a joke)

[16:35:20] Esjay I'm eating some pizza rolls because I am feeling lazy today

[17:19:39] Esjay I feel so bad for Gary Bowser, getting completely shafted by the leader of Team-Xecutor. Imagine working with someone to create hardware for modifying a game console, and you developed it, while someone else marketed it and made the money, and you get prison for years

[17:23:30] Esjay He was released yeah, but he's developed health problems

[17:23:43] Esjay Also, developing some hardware doesn't justify it at all

[17:24:30] Esjay If he was the one marketing and selling it, sure

[18:09:17] Esjay h4, nude mods installed right?

[18:32:47] Esjay nah, that takes him 37 seconds

[20:25:37] Esjay Lol, fucking ai retards think that they can use ai voice cloning and that it's legal

[20:26:28] Esjay Because using someones likeness without their consent is shit

[20:26:39] Esjay legality shouldn't even matter, it's unethical

[20:27:38] Esjay Some people claiming property right laws allow it, when in fact it's legally stealing someones identity, alongside piracy

[20:28:31] Esjay In the context of it harming individuals and small groups, yes

[20:28:39] Esjay piracy against corporations is ethical and encouraged

[20:29:13] Esjay n0s3y|afk got a little bit of dawg in him

[20:56:49] Esjay I lost my jumprope

[20:56:52] Esjay How is that possible

[20:57:11] Esjay I'm actually impressed I managed to lose it

[21:16:25] Esjay https://www.omgubuntu.co.uk/2023/07/ubuntu-new-unified-install-plans-sound-meh

[21:16:27] Esjay ...why

[21:16:32] Esjay this is so stupid

[21:23:56] Esjay \g, I use gamesave manager for a while which uses various cloud backends of your picking, and it resulted in me having fucked saves for a long time

[21:24:04] Esjay https://twitter.com/ch1w33th3d0g/status/1677682393476628481

[21:24:09] Esjay lmfao

[23:42:03] Esjay men will say anything

[23:44:05] Esjay Ahsoka; I'm gay

[23:44:17] Esjay What does that mean Ahsoka

[23:44:32] Esjay no

[23:44:37] Esjay gay people say they're not gay

[23:46:04] Esjay Luckily I know I'm not ugly

[23:46:34] Esjay ComputerTech; don't deny it

[23:47:26] Esjay ComputerTech; yes and I regret it

[23:50:01] Esjay ComputerTech; because you have the personal grooming of a homeless person

[23:50:20] Esjay Look at your appearance

[23:59:12] Esjay ComputerTech; washing your hair doesn't mean anything lol

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