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Sunday, July 9, 2023
[00:54:57] Esjay idk how I managed to do that mile in under 10 min, but I feel like I'm going to pass out
[00:59:27] Esjay I felt like I was about to when I finished
[01:27:33] Esjay Like the piss I'm going to leave on you
[01:27:50] Esjay FireWire; shut up west coast worst coast
[01:28:30] Esjay Ahsoka; why don't you have a gf
[01:29:06] Esjay Ahsoka; yes I know you're a girl
[01:29:54] Esjay I got peer pressured into recording an ara ara for a bunch of asians that are in their early to mid 20's
[01:30:03] Esjay ComputerTech; you greeted me you dipshit
[01:32:58] Esjay ComputerTech; how many braincells are currently residing inside your head?
[01:33:19] Esjay ComputerTech braincells, how many of you are there?
[01:33:29] Esjay Ah
[01:33:31] Esjay That explains a lot
[01:34:10] Esjay FireWire; he knows I'm not serious
[01:34:24] Esjay at least I hope ComputerTech doesn't think I'm being serious
[01:35:21] Esjay Get some electrolyte drink dude
[01:35:28] Esjay Alcohol will flush sodium out of your system
[01:36:03] Esjay My grandfather had a stroke because he drank all day every day and his sodium dropped to literal 0
[01:37:06] Esjay He had the stroke like 8 years ago or so
[01:37:16] Esjay but he passed away at the beginning of may so at least now he's at peace
[01:37:50] Esjay surviving a stroke has to be the most frustrating thing ever, because you'll never be at 100% and you know why you can't do things the same way
[01:38:29] Esjay I'm going to go shower
[01:38:31] Esjay brb
[01:49:17] Esjay back
[01:49:27] Esjay had to play with a pussy
[01:50:00] Esjay my roommates cat Shy decided to join me after my shower because he was screaming at me at the top of his lungs if I didn't pick him up
[01:52:02] Esjay Hotties; are you hot, or is your nick meant to refer to hotties in the channel
[01:53:29] Esjay I actually have a video of said kitty screaming
[01:53:31] Esjay let me grab it
[01:56:30] Esjay !bang
[01:56:32] Esjay !reload
[01:56:33] Esjay !bang
[01:57:42] Esjay That cat and his brother will just scream at me for all of my attention
[01:58:51] Esjay ofc I give it to them, which is why they follow me out when putting up the horses and chickens,,,,still screaming for attention
[02:01:04] Esjay They don't even try for affection from their owner like that
[02:01:28] Esjay The dogs still love their owner but the cats have migrated to basically being mine lmao
[02:08:16] Esjay Dogs are just shit-assed bark machines
[02:11:18] Esjay I wish we could steal ammo
[02:11:21] Esjay !steal FireWire
[02:11:24] Esjay T_T
[02:11:38] Esjay Just have like a 0.50% chance with a 24H cooldown
[02:24:15] Esjay ur mum is watered down
[03:02:20] Esjay I'd try someones blood that's got a bac high enough to get me drunk
[03:02:31] Esjay Likely won't ever get to try that in my life :(
[03:03:10] Esjay ComputerTech; if I meet you I'm going to drink some of your blood
[03:03:51] Esjay first off, I'm exclusive atm, and secondly, isn't he married?
[03:03:56] Esjay uh-huh
[03:04:33] Esjay yw bitch
[04:08:28] Esjay >keep away evil predators
[04:08:33] Esjay the fox is in the henhouse
[04:22:52] Esjay !bang
[04:22:54] Esjay !bang
[05:37:16] Esjay !bang
[05:37:22] Esjay !topduck
[05:38:20] Esjay !bang
[05:38:35] Esjay !rearm Zack
[05:38:41] Esjay $rearm Zack
[05:38:43] Esjay aww
[05:38:46] Esjay I can't do it
[05:38:48] Esjay T_T
[12:59:09] Esjay Why tho
[13:20:39] Esjay 09:05 <ShitRage> Don't worry. Your response has repelled me anyway. My mistake.
[13:20:45] Esjay Emo things
[14:05:24] Esjay Yawn
[14:40:41] Esjay Can you just put the link in your text box and send it instead of making others click an irccloud link to then copy and paste said link?
[14:40:56] Esjay (yes I see it after)
[15:07:46] Esjay Anna Kendrick looks weird
[15:08:01] Esjay Anne Hathaway is cute but weird looking as well
[15:09:37] Esjay I want to hug Melissa Benoist
[15:09:42] Esjay Or Zendaya
[15:10:46] Esjay Idk how, but like everyone in the arrowverse looks great in their own way
[15:11:17] Esjay Grant Gustin and Stephen Amell though, whew I would throw away everything for them
[15:15:15] Esjay jmjl; no
[15:15:40] Esjay correct
[15:16:40] Esjay foxy; Harry
[15:17:23] Esjay I can see why
[15:17:54] Esjay Ooh, another for me is Matt Ryan, especially when he's in the white dress shirt for Constantine
[15:18:34] Esjay foxy; just a really handsome head in general, except his chin
[15:20:34] Esjay .w
[15:21:02] Esjay Yeah I live like 2-3 min away from the hudson river :3
[15:21:14] Esjay yes
[15:21:19] Esjay I cross it to go get chinese food
[15:21:24] Esjay ew
[15:21:38] Esjay I saw a fuckload of like scum or something when going over
[15:22:13] Esjay wildting2; I got some orange chicken and white rice, and the orange chicken wasn't just a heavily sugared orange sauce, it had real orange slices
[15:22:33] Esjay MAGIC; well I moved here just on March 2
[15:23:49] Esjay It's better to think of the US as like Europe, with each state being its own country (will be soon if the far right get their wishes)
[15:24:08] Esjay Mikoolo; ._.
[15:24:12] Esjay Go to your room
[15:24:17] Esjay Yes
[15:24:37] Esjay Which LA?
[15:24:47] Esjay Because Louisiana is more than 7H
[15:24:48] Esjay lmao
[15:25:20] Esjay I keep winding up in weird situations to where I can't meet up with miep in the northwest any time she's in the US
[15:25:24] Esjay and it drives me insane
[15:25:59] Esjay .yt a thousand miles
[15:26:08] Esjay enjoy wildting2
[15:26:31] Esjay I listen to so much pop at work
[15:27:02] Esjay wildting2; new orleans lol
[15:27:34] Esjay Same
[15:27:37] Esjay well not the canadian
[15:27:49] Esjay I don't think cali has a state limit
[15:28:19] Esjay we have a state limit for NY, it's 55
[15:29:20] Esjay Mikoolo; the guy sounds like he should really see a pulmonologist
[15:33:53] Esjay No fucking wonder my Joplin setup wasn't sync'ing, Windows changed my drive letters and it wasn't loading properly
[15:34:03] Esjay !bang
[16:28:45] Esjay Seeing people trying to walk in water is funny
[16:28:56] Esjay especially br*ts
[16:39:55] Esjay +list
[16:40:07] Esjay +part
[16:51:51] Esjay fucking fact
[16:52:44] Esjay military is both the best and worst thing to happen to people joining
[19:34:15] Esjay cyberdora; are they made of ikea?
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