IRC Driven

[00:07:30] irish666 Medal of Honor

[00:07:52] irish666 Wolfenstein

[00:08:04] irish666 I get to kill the allies

[00:08:36] irish666 I still play Postal

[00:08:38] irish666 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[00:09:12] irish666 Yes

[00:10:07] irish666 He plays it irl

[00:11:47] irish666 White? I thought he was Italian

[00:12:05] irish666 Kek

[00:12:41] irish666 White [other]

[00:13:02] irish666 I ✅ “white British”

[00:13:19] irish666 Yeah

[00:13:33] irish666 They have black British

[00:13:44] irish666 Gypsy also

[00:13:57] irish666 I mean Traveller and a load others

[00:15:47] irish666 https://designnotes.blog.gov.uk/wp-content/uploads/sites/53/2019/01/3-ethnicity-a.png-620x597.png

[00:16:35] irish666 https://designnotes.blog.gov.uk/wp-content/uploads/sites/53/2019/01/Metropolitan-Police-Report-a-crime.png-620x544.png

[00:17:03] irish666 They’re making new ones

[00:17:08] irish666 Cannot keep up

[00:18:35] irish666 Someone in my family married a Scot

[00:18:41] irish666 🤮

[00:18:59] irish666 Their children speak in tongues

[00:19:22] irish666 It’s all the same innit ComputerTech

[00:19:45] irish666 Lol

[00:20:41] irish666 I saw a Scottish guy force a London accent to come out once and it was like watching somebody recovering from a stroke

[00:31:42] irish666 .u condom

[00:31:46] irish666 Oh

[00:32:14] irish666 Not the way I use em anyways

[00:32:19] irish666 Lul

[00:32:35] irish666 I usually roll them out and slip them over my bed post

[00:33:11] irish666 I’m allergic to latex so I just use empty twix wrappers

[00:34:16] irish666 The ancient Egyptians used to make condoms from sheep intestines, ComputerTech doesn’t even bother waiting

[00:34:21] irish666 For it to die

[00:34:49] irish666 You know uh

[00:35:19] irish666 Lol

[00:35:37] irish666 I think I know her

[00:38:39] irish666 Was it Guns Garcia

[00:38:43] irish666 Lol

[00:40:01] irish666 He’s from Northern Ireland they usually knee cap people with .45s

[00:40:22] irish666 They used to do it a lot

[00:40:26] irish666 Line up groups

[00:40:34] irish666 Crimes against the community

[00:40:53] irish666 They also used to tar and feather drug dealers sometimes

[00:42:28] irish666 Still most of the worst gore I’ve come across has been machete and such, Chechen war and such was particularly nasty

[00:44:06] irish666 Soon I’m gonna be in the USA and up to my nuts in some guts 💪🏻

[00:44:18] irish666 Tx

[00:44:36] irish666 No dfw not ftw

[00:44:39] irish666 Lul

[00:44:50] irish666 ferridae: I’m semi used to it

[00:45:12] irish666 Haha

[00:46:34] irish666 Can you two just fuck already

[00:47:11] irish666 They’re probably related

[00:47:43] irish666 Oh yeah

[00:48:01] irish666 Bro

[00:48:20] irish666 There’s Brazilians of Brazilians in Ireland

[00:48:24] irish666 Updog

[00:48:30] irish666 Lul

[00:48:47] irish666 Tudo bem vc

[00:49:15] irish666 I took a sheet of acid

[00:49:40] irish666 Updog Britain claims Argentina

[00:50:14] irish666 I once took acid to replace energy drinks

[00:50:24] irish666 Since it stops me from sleeping

[00:50:36] irish666 Yeah I dosed every 6 hours and I didn’t get more energy but I was awake

[00:50:59] irish666 Lol Updog probably a boat

[00:51:33] irish666 Lol

[00:51:53] irish666 My cousin overdosed on water

[00:52:02] irish666 Guy genuinely died on the titanic

[00:52:26] irish666 No joke

[00:52:30] irish666 My cousin genuinely did lol

[00:52:39] irish666 3rd class so we don’t claim him innit

[00:53:40] irish666 They act like it but no they’re from the 50s, he’s a kid from my grandparents siblings

[00:54:45] irish666 Nice

[00:54:51] irish666 Mead is beautiful

[00:55:31] irish666 I usually buy everclear, we call it double vodka

[00:55:38] irish666 Cheaper ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[00:55:51] irish666 I like it

[00:55:58] irish666 Once it ate the cup I was drinking from

[00:56:10] irish666 95% lol

[00:56:49] irish666 I’m off to bed n all

[00:56:57] irish666 I’ll see u lot l8r

[00:57:02] irish666 Thx

[02:09:16] irish666 https://i.imgur.com/HzEWWVd.jpg

[02:09:29] irish666 Back for now

[02:09:51] irish666 You wanna see more lol

[02:10:11] irish666 https://i.imgur.com/6jcYdbG.jpg

[02:12:18] irish666 AR too

[02:12:57] irish666 I died years ago

[02:13:03] irish666 The only thing keeping

[02:13:12] irish666 Me awake at this point is emotional damage

[02:13:34] irish666 I think im on my 3rd

[02:13:51] irish666 Yes that’s more like it

[02:14:20] irish666 I remember being 10 and pushing my desk out the dorm window thinking ah liberty

[02:16:17] irish666 Sleep 4 hours a day and not 8, and gain 112 hours a month which you can devote to criminal activity

[02:17:28] irish666 Becoming a lighthouse keeper and turning off the light for a laugh

[02:19:24] irish666 Oh red man

[02:19:25] irish666 Nice

[02:20:04] irish666 My favourite redman song is probably pick it up tbh

[02:20:06] irish666 https://youtu.be/4IGvceouKmM

[02:20:31] irish666 Aaaah

[02:27:35] irish666 I met up with df before I assassinated him

[02:27:58] irish666 I am joking dudes in my basement

[02:29:18] irish666 Maybe the officers didn’t know about it

[02:29:53] irish666 Is that a beer

[11:06:39] irish666 Afternoon

[11:07:10] irish666 Cheer up deadly it might never happen

[11:34:50] irish666 Lol

[11:45:46] irish666 Oh they found volcano on moon

[11:58:21] irish666 Hahaha

[12:06:05] irish666 https://www.newscientist.com/article/2381498-theres-a-huge-radioactive-slab-of-volcanic-granite-buried-on-the-moon/

[12:41:49] irish666 Games are 🥱

[13:06:07] irish666 I Tudo bem’d outside once and American spy satellite automatically put me on a watch list updog

[13:07:31] irish666 https://i.imgur.com/C8aazrE.jpg

[13:08:08] irish666 !bang

[13:08:11] irish666 !bang

[13:08:14] irish666 !bang

[13:08:20] irish666 Bruv

[13:08:27] irish666 Duck you

[13:16:24] irish666 It does

[13:16:28] irish666 Just try to think

[13:17:24] irish666 No just English and some old

[13:17:34] irish666 I speak very little German

[13:21:05] irish666 hwæt íċ rǣdan se mergen tidung

[13:22:45] irish666 https://i.imgur.com/LgY2dXi.jpg Chiester’s house

[13:35:18] irish666 I’m so hungry

[13:35:45] irish666 I accidentally under ate yesterday

[13:36:48] irish666 That’s not a innuendo btw

[13:36:55] irish666 I had 1000 cal

[13:37:20] irish666 Did she fax you?

[13:37:48] irish666 Looool

[13:38:29] irish666 Like

[13:38:32] irish666 Super gay or

[13:38:35] irish666 Horrible at being gay

[13:38:40] irish666 Oh

[13:39:14] irish666 I don’t see you

[13:42:14] irish666 Uh

[13:42:30] irish666 Food person is arriving in less than a minute and I cannot be bothered to clothes

[13:42:34] irish666 Inb4 police

[14:01:53] irish666 https://i.imgur.com/e5GjFXB.jpg

[14:03:52] irish666 Pretty good it’s veg potato n burger

[14:04:06] irish666 30g protein 225g carbs and idk fat rn

[14:05:43] irish666 I’m way too toasted for this

[14:06:58] irish666 I smoked two joints in the morning I smoked two joints at night

[14:07:08] irish666 But also I’m crashing anyways

[14:07:14] irish666 2pm and first food

[14:07:16] irish666 Lol

[14:07:40] irish666 🤖 machines don’t sleep much

[14:08:38] irish666 Yes

[14:09:02] irish666 It’s about… 500 cal in total and almost half my food for the day

[14:09:27] irish666 Thanks!

[14:09:29] irish666 Tastes good

[14:11:14] irish666 …jaa….nein…jein ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[14:12:17] irish666 Do you have a muzzle

[14:12:56] irish666 It’s Germany

[14:14:02] irish666 Do you have blonde hair and blue eyes

[14:14:22] irish666 Don’t tell h4

[14:15:09] irish666 He’s very into eugenics so he will just start ranting

[14:17:28] irish666 Lol

[14:23:08] irish666 :P

[14:27:13] irish666 https://youtube.com/shorts/Pol1y82tjEY?feature=share

[14:27:20] irish666 Lol

[14:29:32] irish666 Lol I like that channel

[14:29:48] irish666 Frogorg https://i.imgur.com/vGTuBqD.jpg

[14:30:02] irish666 Lol

[14:30:21] irish666 Hahaha

[14:30:39] irish666 But my polish heritage!

[14:31:10] irish666 Loooo

[14:33:18] irish666 Foxy https://youtube.com/shorts/hV-C6gvqTpk?feature=share

[14:34:02] irish666 Wait polish isn’t just German with an accent? Wow

[14:34:19] irish666 Lol

[14:34:26] irish666 Ffs

[14:35:00] irish666 I wrote and sent my apologies to the Chinese embassy afterwards frogorg

[14:35:12] irish666 Oh dear

[14:36:03] irish666 Haha

[14:36:58] irish666 Foxy

[14:37:04] irish666 .yt PRİSENCÓLİNENSİNÁİNCIÚSOL

[14:38:04] irish666 I’d have to go to anti swearing therapy before I have kids

[14:39:05] irish666 Lol

[14:39:52] irish666 Lool

[14:40:14] irish666 Loool

[14:46:02] irish666 Frogorg: https://youtu.be/KfGPjLbKJfQ

[14:46:09] irish666 Foxy also maybe

[14:47:55] irish666 Guy calls people doing different voices, he’s called her to buy a pool she put an ad out for

[14:51:28] irish666 https://youtu.be/29pRDeNobbg

[14:51:34] irish666 This one is funny

[14:52:48] irish666 https://youtu.be/9NJuAZmfJK4

[16:28:32] irish666 Frogorg: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/prince_charles/article-12276633/ANDREW-NEIL-Poles-rearming-breathtaking-rate-Europes-rising-power.html

[17:41:17] irish666 https://youtube.com/shorts/mbOx86xD_mw?feature=share giggling

[17:41:25] irish666 Like a supervillain

[18:22:28] irish666 Bored

[18:25:35] irish666 .w

[18:52:33] irish666 Thought it was mud on my arm but it’s a massive bruise lool

[18:53:00] irish666 Dunno it’s pretty knock and bang out here

[18:55:34] irish666 🤦‍♂️

[18:55:51] irish666 Jose is delivering my pizza

[18:56:07] irish666 I’m on the edge by the town

[18:56:12] irish666 Kinda a road type shit

[18:56:24] irish666 Kinda not a road ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[18:56:39] irish666 I’ll wave them down like a hitchhiker and murder them

[18:56:43] irish666 Then eat pizza

[18:57:45] irish666 They call it za now only

[18:57:55] irish666 They reinvented the pizza and it’s trendy again

[18:58:00] irish666 🔥

[18:58:25] irish666 I thought everything was poggers now

[18:58:52] irish666 I don’t even like the modern slang it doesn’t fit the situ right

[18:58:57] irish666 Doesn’t have soul

[18:59:32] irish666 .u twazzock

[18:59:39] irish666 The good stuff

[19:00:23] irish666 Some guy just waved at me so I may have another victim now

[19:00:42] irish666 Situ mate the situ you know the situ ation

[19:00:51] irish666 Brill ain’t it

[19:01:26] irish666 Now In off to the Khazi

[19:01:33] irish666 🫡

[19:03:09] irish666 Jein

[19:05:00] irish666 Uhhh London hat donner und Blitz

[19:05:16] irish666 Yeah

[19:06:38] irish666 It broke our heatwave

[19:11:34] irish666 Jose is having a siesta mate

[19:11:41] irish666 Or fucking slow

[21:58:53] irish666 Yea

[22:12:51] irish666 How many dungeons?

[22:25:48] irish666 .w

[22:28:31] irish666 None

[23:01:10] irish666 When I came out of surgery I had a bpm of 200 for 16 hours and the head surgeon stayed by the side of the bed the entire time thinking I would stroke eventually

[23:01:18] irish666 💪🏻 just doing heart reps

[23:05:12] irish666 When I woke up I felt like I’d been in a marathon and heavily attacked at the same time lol

[23:05:17] irish666 Proper shock

[23:06:38] irish666 I was in resuscitation

[23:06:44] irish666 Didn’t need it

[23:07:32] irish666 Soda shit will make your body less define

[23:07:55] irish666 Yeah but salt

[23:08:05] irish666 Salt makes you hold water

[23:08:16] irish666 Lots of sugar free drinks are kinda salty

[23:08:20] irish666 Be careful

[23:09:30] irish666 And you drank 4?

[23:09:35] irish666 Eh could be worse

[23:09:44] irish666 Still high

[23:48:27] irish666 Hey ComputerTech https://voca.ro/1eqNOWLsX0Lv

[23:48:36] irish666 :3

[23:48:48] irish666 Limerick

[23:49:08] irish666 Lool

[23:49:56] irish666 Show them your condom collection

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