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[01:48:52] irish666 Morning

[01:49:16] irish666 I slept

[01:50:01] irish666 Well I usually get 2-4 a night

[01:50:46] irish666 Lol

[01:51:23] irish666 Hey I lost 3 pounds since last Friday

[01:51:57] irish666 I had a pizza and a burger today though

[01:52:10] irish666 Pizza was 1000 and cheese burger was 250

[01:52:38] irish666 Lol I’m not thin yet :P

[01:55:20] irish666 Lol

[01:55:34] irish666 Need to exercise and detox

[01:56:12] irish666 You probably not experienced the rush from exercise

[01:56:18] irish666 The high

[01:56:50] irish666 It releases them

[01:57:16] irish666 Endorphins

[01:57:32] irish666 Swimming is good

[01:58:29] irish666 I need to collect water tomorrow

[01:59:14] irish666 You only lost it if you don’t use it

[01:59:56] irish666 I’ll probably drop down to 160

[02:01:35] irish666 Why are you on psych meds

[02:01:52] irish666 Like which one

[02:02:14] irish666 Okay

[02:02:29] irish666 Does it work?

[02:04:04] irish666 Of course and okay

[02:04:53] irish666 René Descartes

[12:13:29] irish666 Thanks

[12:13:36] irish666 Just finished off a bunch of shit

[12:13:43] irish666 Time to relax

[12:19:00] irish666 I need to vape

[12:19:19] irish666 Wish I could drink wine

[12:19:22] irish666 Maybe I should tomorrow

[12:19:32] irish666 Eh actually fuck I can’t

[12:19:53] irish666 Some medications I take rn are pretty wild on alcohol

[12:20:28] irish666 Tudo bem bro

[12:22:49] irish666 Some guy

[12:22:58] irish666 Business environment

[12:23:14] irish666 Actually two new hires

[12:23:23] irish666 And both of them failed to use the toilet properly

[12:23:39] irish666 One was Indian and one was African and they both misused the toilet differently

[12:23:49] irish666 One would stand on the back of the toilet

[12:24:03] irish666 And squat drop the shit from there

[12:24:22] irish666 🤦‍♂️ the other one we are still mystified by

[12:24:47] irish666 We found a guide on how to use western toilets and got them printed up

[12:24:59] irish666 And put about 🤦‍♂️

[12:25:25] irish666 I think the other guy would sit on the toilet the wrong way around

[12:25:36] irish666 Doesn’t sound too bad but

[12:25:45] irish666 Would blast shit outwardly

[12:26:07] irish666 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ glad I didn’t have to deal with it directly

[12:28:27] irish666 Yeah you see signs more now but

[12:28:33] irish666 Back then it wasn’t common

[12:28:46] irish666 In fact a lot of the other employees were deeply offended

[12:28:55] irish666 1. We know how to use the toilet fuck you

[12:29:08] irish666 2. Are you really hiring people who don’t know how to use the toilet?

[12:29:49] irish666 Yeah but the local workforce is asking these questions to us the employer

[12:30:00] irish666 They’re uh

[12:30:02] irish666 You know

[12:30:13] irish666 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ protective of their jobs and slightly xeno

[12:30:52] irish666 I’m aware of the toilets of the world wez

[12:30:59] irish666 This convo was in context

[12:32:56] irish666 Oh also

[12:33:13] irish666 Walking last night and saw 6 solid lights over my head lol

[12:33:23] irish666 Must has been an event or test for something

[12:33:38] irish666 I could see all the way up through the night which was cool for 3am

[12:33:44] irish666 2*

[12:37:11] irish666 Hey Hotties what’s up

[12:37:30] irish666 Yeah I’m alright thanks

[12:38:38] irish666 I might make myself a cu’uh tea

[13:32:52] irish666 My video has 16k views on someone else’s channel and 1.6k on mine

[13:32:55] irish666 Pure kek

[13:33:07] irish666 Yeah

[13:33:11] irish666 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[13:33:15] irish666 That’s my life

[13:33:22] irish666 I wish I were joking

[13:33:34] irish666 Here

[13:33:52] irish666 https://youtu.be/nl8iDqHdq6g

[13:33:59] irish666 They used my song

[13:34:15] irish666 My channel got put in description though

[13:34:53] irish666 Eh music should be free forever

[13:34:58] irish666 Just funny

[13:35:07] irish666 I’m happy they liked it to make the music video

[13:35:57] irish666 The girl who’s the singer was on tv at some point

[13:37:44] irish666 Drive safe

[13:38:13] irish666 https://i.imgur.com/kZh3cBx.jpg

[13:38:14] irish666 Kek

[13:38:29] irish666 >Acknowledged

[13:38:46] irish666 👀

[13:39:19] irish666 Oh ffs frogorg i was wondering when did you get a car n license but you’ve been processing so fast lately

[13:39:33] irish666 I wouldn’t be surprised

[13:39:41] irish666 When? I thought you didn’t drive

[13:39:44] irish666 Eh weird

[13:39:51] irish666 I don’t either tbh

[13:41:21] irish666 Hey I love public transportation

[13:42:30] irish666 Perfect

[13:42:56] irish666 I am anti car

[13:43:56] irish666 Well they once changed my pedestrian utopia into allowing cars

[13:44:11] irish666 Slowly but surely I started to hate them

[13:44:31] irish666 Plus

[13:45:39] irish666 The tyres ☠️ aerosolising midern rubber into the air and eventually waterways etc

[13:45:44] irish666 Modern

[13:48:09] irish666 Lol

[13:48:34] irish666 They dug up our tram lines after ww2 I think

[13:48:39] irish666 Tragic

[13:48:53] irish666 Our trams were originally pulled by horse and the electric then we got the bus …

[13:49:03] irish666 Nice

[13:49:24] irish666 I see

[13:49:28] irish666 Do it works as both

[13:49:40] irish666 We have light railway working as this in some areas too

[13:49:45] irish666 Like

[13:49:48] irish666 Dockland light rail

[13:50:23] irish666 https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Z0g3opqrl08/hqdefault.jpg

[13:50:42] irish666 It’s automated I think

[13:51:37] irish666 Lol

[13:51:49] irish666 Trains in this country are pathetic

[13:51:58] irish666 We dropped the ball so hard

[13:52:41] irish666 Yeah but we invented the damn things we should be seen as the pioneers

[13:53:03] irish666 But once they stopped using steam this country died lol

[13:55:48] irish666 They said our steel works were still using 1850 steam machinery all the way up until 1980s when they closed… cause Asia had industrialised and bought brand new equipment which could churn it out faster and easier. Lol we drop the ball on a lot of everything due to lack of reinvesting. Train, steel, shipping, etc

[13:56:20] irish666 We’ve even privatised the water and Royal Mail ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[14:03:17] irish666 Alright

[14:03:51] irish666 Do swedes fold in a different way than us

[14:12:48] irish666 Lol

[14:15:18] irish666 That false weird emphasised attitude

[14:16:07] irish666 Send the nanny to the cinema with the kid and get yourself some theatre tickets

[14:16:22] irish666 And promptly ignore your offspring until they turn 18

[14:16:38] irish666 Then introduce yourself as mr. (Surname)

[14:16:52] irish666 .wiki expensive

[14:17:10] irish666 .ud expensive

[14:17:36] irish666 😋😜

[14:17:45] irish666 Fine

[14:18:00] irish666 Send the child to boarding nursery

[14:19:27] irish666 Allergic Latex ?

[14:19:55] irish666 Deeply deeply deeply catholic about 5 seconds before I take her clothes off?

[14:22:03] irish666 Loo

[14:34:00] irish666 Perfection

[14:34:49] irish666 Frogorg: if Interested https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Beck

[16:48:08] irish666 Hey

[16:48:31] irish666 Lost connection

[16:48:37] irish666 Thx

[16:49:13] irish666 It’s the heat

[16:49:51] irish666 Everybody takes drugs, you forget that Albert Einstein, he was a drug

[16:50:09] irish666 Yes and gravity is also the biggest killing drug there is

[16:50:54] irish666 Zweistein the president of Ukraine

[16:52:17] irish666 Rizon?

[17:31:09] irish666 Fuck

[17:46:34] irish666 Oh no

[17:46:38] irish666 This food is 🔥

[17:46:42] irish666 😭

[19:09:59] irish666 Room is probably lively but block block block block bwuahhahaa

[19:10:20] irish666 Frogorg you’re not a shitty person, you’re not even a person

[19:10:36] irish666 Probably is the answer

[19:10:49] irish666 Yes

[19:16:22] irish666 So much for AI helping me

[19:16:33] irish666 https://i.imgur.com/I5mHlOF.jpg

[19:32:24] irish666 Yes?

[19:32:42] irish666 Sushi isn’t she’s Fr*nch

[19:33:28] irish666 .w

[19:34:16] irish666 I don’t mind AR

[19:34:36] irish666 I own a couple of miles there

[19:44:47] irish666 Im English

[19:45:31] irish666 Lol thx phonekait 🙃

[22:54:12] irish666 At the end of the day it could be worse, you could be be American ferridae /s

[22:54:28] irish666 Lol

[22:55:58] irish666 I’ve

[22:56:07] irish666 I’ve Seen two terrorist attacks

[22:56:29] irish666 Wrapped up in three though

[22:56:51] irish666 I didn’t even commit them

[22:57:17] irish666 two were Irish

[22:57:20] irish666 One was Muslim

[22:57:47] irish666 Bombs are fine! Guns are sppooki

[22:58:13] irish666 My school used to get bomb scares on the regular if people didn’t wanna go in that day

[22:58:17] irish666 Kek

[22:59:25] irish666 I once saw a guy shoot another guy with a shotgun at point blank

[22:59:31] irish666 Nasty

[22:59:52] irish666 Middle of London lol I was drinking in a park as you do

[23:00:40] irish666 No idea but sawn off

[23:01:40] irish666 The guy was arguing in the park, guy said he’s gonna put his pitbull back in his car, so he went, came back with the shotgun and pop

[23:02:15] irish666 My mum was once sitting in her car and the window was shot out

[23:03:09] irish666 At least you didn’t have to experience 1996 computer school classes

[23:03:36] irish666 Marginalise the Welsh

[23:04:02] irish666 My first laptop was also my first attempt at wood art, cause it burnt the table it was on

[23:04:23] irish666 Sounds like my government now ferridae

[23:10:46] irish666 I cannot run a computer right now

[23:11:06] irish666 I live off of a small solar system

[23:11:47] irish666 https://i.imgur.com/MJw75nz.jpg

[23:12:21] irish666 I have him on block

[23:12:42] irish666 Yeah nice Halloween piece

[23:13:35] irish666 You forgot mong

[23:13:41] irish666 You mong

[23:13:57] irish666 Mongoloid

[23:14:26] irish666 The gay gene

[23:15:24] irish666 Idiot is also medical but eh

[23:15:51] irish666 In the uk if you’re under 10 you’re addressed as master

[23:15:54] irish666 I was

[23:16:15] irish666 It’s slaves all the way down

[23:16:25] irish666 We still call our boys master

[23:16:51] irish666 Like if they get a letter

[23:17:06] irish666 Their title is master until 10 ish

[23:17:47] irish666 They’re too young to be called mister so they’re master

[23:18:32] irish666 Oh dear

[23:19:07] irish666 I had to actually learn American history for someone’s kink ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ shits wild

[23:19:10] irish666 But informative

[23:30:15] irish666 Shullup

[23:31:39] irish666 “So yeah I’ll just open the phone book and call up Uhhhh Aaron a. Aaronson shall I? “

[23:32:30] irish666 https://i.redd.it/x3eaqal1y4u11.jpg

[23:33:04] irish666 Bollocks to that helium Canuck

[23:33:19] irish666 It’s so English and danish it hurts

[23:33:29] irish666 Irish names are like Siobhan

[23:33:36] irish666 And Niamh

[23:34:22] irish666 Need to charge my vape

[23:36:42] irish666 https://i.imgur.com/iPb2hst.jpg

[23:37:12] irish666 Yup

[23:49:01] irish666 I have crop failure

[23:49:29] irish666 Fml lol

[23:51:13] irish666 Lol

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