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updog > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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DuckHunt
updog is demoted to level 2 (noob).
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DuckHunt
updog > You are not armed.
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logout
u fucking noob updog
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Esjay
Audi; how sauced are you
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updog
please no bully
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[T] <login> Esjay: the chinese version of gossip as a form of social credit would be guanxi
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foxy
59 more minutes
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Esjay
login, the gossip from guanxi doesn't really have a word
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tr_
[T] <login> of sitting at the office, logout
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tr_
[T] <login> and working
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logout
my condolences
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tr_
[T] <login> why? better than working in a mine
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tr_
[T] <login> and better paying too
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tr_
[T] <login> or in a tesla factory in the US (which runs 24/7)
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logout
login are u rich?
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tr_
[T] <login> rich in skills, not particularly so
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tr_
[T] <login> in that sense, ferridae is quite rich
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[T] <login> If I could survive and thrive starting from 0 with only my certificates and body, then i'd consider myself rich
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tr_
[T] <login> which i would still not consider true
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tr_
[T] <login> what about you, logout?
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tr_
[T] <login> are you rich?
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tr_
[T] <login> or in ability
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tr_
[T] <login> or in a self-made way
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logout
what type of ability or skill are we talkin about
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tr_
[T] <login> any and all that would allow you to thrive in the present and future
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Esjay
I'm rich, in willpower
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[T] <login> in an ideal world, that would represent an opportunity to someone with money
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logout
most definitely
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logout
i don't get to use even 5% of my skills
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Esjay
I'm a jack of all trades and work hard
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logout
or rather, choose not to
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Esjay
I have perfect attendance at my current place of employment, since March 7
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Audi
Esjay: high af rn
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Esjay
Audi; same
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Esjay
I went outside to put up the horses and chickens and one of the horses knew I was fucked up because she came over for the free scritches
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Audi
Esjay: you got horses?!?
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Esjay
My roommates mom does
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Esjay
It's a tax writeoff for the bnbs and apartments lol
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Esjay
I'm in NY chilling with a friend for the year
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[T] <login> a horse in NY
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Esjay
Got my heart broken in Feb, now I'm overworking myself and getting high
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Esjay
Yeah I live in the mountains
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[T] <login> oh, ny state
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[T] <login> i did not know keeping a horse could mean a tax writeoff for airbnbs and apartments in ny state
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Esjay
It's not just 'keeping it'
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Esjay
it's technically an attraction
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Esjay
PapaFrog; I'm curious what you do for a living
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Esjay
Ah, explains the perfectly smooth hands
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[T] <login> that's real wealth
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tr_
[T] <login> smooth hands
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logout
i don't knwo how to read
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[T] <login> the wrinkles are in the brain
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PapaFrog
Start with small words like fuck and you.
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PapaFrog
You'll be reading in no time.
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Esjay
login, but there's shit like musicians and other careers that you won't have smooth hands with
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PapaFrog
I was a surveyor for a while...
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PapaFrog
I spend 70% of my work day thinking.
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irish666
I once wrote a letter
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Angel
h4: stfu login
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PapaFrog
irish666: which one?
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irish666
Login I found something cool
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Esjay
what about the smiley face Ü
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Esjay
or the smaller smiley face ü
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Internets
:: YouTube Montgomery Announces Britain's Surrender | BBC 1945 (TNO) :: (03:03) :: Views 178,855 :: Rating [+] 5,803 likes [+] 5,803 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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PapaFrog
First one reminds me of clippy.
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irish666
The ai is trained on American voices mostly so he sometimes sounds American but otherwise it’s not bad
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DuckHunt
Esjay > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 6.531s, which makes you a total of 24 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt
Hunting stats for logout: [Weapon][Weapon][Weapon] ammo: 6/6 | charg.: 1/2 | jammed: no (9 times) | confisc.: no (12 times) [Profile] [Profile] [Profile] 152 xp | lvl 5 (member of the Comitee Against Ducks) / 48 xp pts for lvl sup. | karma: 23.53% good hunter [Stats][Stats][Stats] theor. accuracy: 59% | effectiv. of fire: 39% | gun reliability: 89% | armor: 10% | deflection: 4%
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DuckHunt
[Hunting bag][Hunting bag][Hunting bag] best time: 2.103s | average react. time: 1mn9.146s | 21 ducks (incl. 1 golden duck) | 32 misses | 6 accidents | 4 empty shots | 8 wild shots | 53 ammo used [Accidents][Accidents][Accidents] received 0 stray bullet from which 0 lethal, 0 ricocheted and 0 neutralized. [Inventory] [Inventory] [Inventory] Sunglasses
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logout
am getting closer
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[T] <login> it's amazing, irish666
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[T] <login> imagine if a putin AI announcement like this got leaked
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Esjay
!topduck
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DuckHunt
The top duck(s) are: foxy with 824 xp | computertech with 322 xp | peorth with 305 xp | esjay with 247 xp | phoenix with 198 xp
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[T] <login> remember that japanese soldier who never received the message that the war had ended?
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foxy
yes hello
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Number1Stunna
yeah that was me. i was that japanese soldier
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Number1Stunna
they were trying to call me, but i didnt answer the phone. i was having a nice time in my little tree fort
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Number1Stunna
i think the real story is that he got all the leaflets that were airdropped, but he thought that was a psyop by america
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Number1Stunna
there were several like that, not just one. maybe one famous one
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Number1Stunna
that happens a lot in war - trick the enemy by dropping leaflets of fake news
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Number1Stunna
it's more about the discipline. you dont hear about other countries' soldiers doing that because they are all weak and surrender
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Number1Stunna
some point to that as justification of the need to nuke their cities
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Number1Stunna
they just wouldn't stop fighting if it werent for that :(
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[T] <login> if your russian commander told you the war was over, would you believe it?
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[T] <login> or would you check social media to confirm it
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Number1Stunna
if it was my commander, i'd believe him or her
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tr_
[T] <login> quite similar to how the russian army let wagner protest in russia
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[T] <login> > Onoda and Suzuki became friends, but Onoda still refused to surrender, saying that he was waiting for orders from a superior officer. Suzuki returned to Japan with photographs of himself and Onoda as proof of their encounter, and the Japanese government located Onoda's commanding officer, Major Yoshimi Taniguchi, who had long surrendered and since become a bookseller.
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Number1Stunna
that was like the bugs in starship troopers
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tr_
[T] <login> from officer to bookseller
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tr_
[T] <login> Their commanding officers would have been unsure too (russian army's)
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tr_
[T] <login> the wagner protestors were not being violent (other than shooting a helicopter down i think)
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tr_
[T] <login> 6 helicopters and a plane
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ferridae
Oh yeah the Russia Ukraine war is wild
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ferridae
They are still using weapons from WW1
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ferridae
And its trench fighting
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[T] <login> > There’s still a 1 in 292.2 million chance for a lucky winner to score the Powerball jackpot, which climbed to an estimated $725 million on Monday.
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[T] <login> ferridae: tried and true methods of war
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[T] <login> before stable borders, i wonder if trenches between 'enemy' territories were just a normal fixture
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[T] <login> and no man's land everywhere
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\g
I bought my powerball ticket last night
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\g
So that reduces the odds to 1 in 29.2 million
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[T] <login> > There’s still a 1 in 292.2 million chance for a lucky winner to score the Powerball jackpot, which climbed to an estimated $725 million on Monday.
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\g
why did you find it necessary to paste that again
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[T] <login> isn't this positive expected value?
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[T] <login> i forgot i had already pasted it
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tr_
[T] <login> genuinely
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[T] <login> i should be concerned about myself tbh \g
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Number1Stunna
most of ukraine is basically fields. trench is the only way to not die fast.
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Number1Stunna
when they do a city, the city ends up destroyed
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\g
yes be concerned
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[T] <login> was it just an attention deficit?
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ferridae
Yeah, bahkmut is literally rubble
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DuckHunt
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ferridae
There are few buildings still standing
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[T] <login> the rebuilding will cost as much as the destruction
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ferridae > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
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DuckHunt
ferridae > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 10.508s, which makes you a total of 7 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 3 (trainee). \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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ferridae > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find... a half-melted peppermint.
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tr_
[S] <@Aaron> !boom
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ferridae
Its been slow, the counter offensive has not been in the ukrainians favor
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tr_
[T] <login> final season of money heist had nice views of kherson
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ferridae
Russians will just shell the thought of a ukrainian
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ferridae
before it was wartorn?
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[T] <login> yeah
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[T] <login> it will lead to an enmity between russians and ukrainians and instability in the region for generations
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[T] <login> similar to between china and japan
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ferridae
Yeah, I used to know some afghanistan veterans that came back from ukraine
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ferridae
They said its like nothing they trained for
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Number1Stunna
if one side is completely annihilated, then all will be peaceful
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[T] <login> that won't happen though
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Number1Stunna
but it's been going on for... what almost 2 years now? and no one's really made any progress
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ferridae
do you think that china will invade taiwan?
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Audi
What we doing
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[T] <login> no, i think the upcoming taiwanese election will resolve the issue
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Number1Stunna
it's not an invasion. it belongs to them, ferridae
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[T] <login> a kind of humiliation for taiwan though
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Number1Stunna
if they aren't able to take it over through other means
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ferridae
If you go to taiwan, you are cantonese lmao
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[T] <login> china and taiwan could have a good-friday-type agreement
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ferridae
They do not identify as chinese
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tr_
[T] <login> open border, two systems = more resilience
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ferridae
I think they are going to invade
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[T] <login> it's generational
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ferridae
Have you seen the build up of troops along that sea
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[T] <login> i think taiwan would just break from the west and ship chips to china
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[T] <login> what can the US do then?
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ferridae
That would be hugely unpopular
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ferridae
Taiwanese people are kind of like the ukrainians
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ferridae
They have their own style of language, and culture
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[T] <login> taiwan and china already has a lot of trade between them
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[T] <login> *have
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[T] <login> tsmc was opening factories in china for older nodes already
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[T] <login> there are dialects of chinese inside china too
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ferridae
Yeah, I am not chinese or taiwanese, but most of the coolest composers I know are like. I am not chinese, I am cantonese
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ferridae
Im not super educated on that situation, since I am on the other side of the planet
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[T] <login> unfortunately, being neighbours does not ensure full sovereignity
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[T] <login> it is an unfortunate truth
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ferridae
But Taiwan citizens do like their western comforts
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malign
Comparing Taiwan to Ukraine. LMAO...
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[T] <login> i think unification will be very difficult
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[T] <login> if china gets nuclear subs, then the equation will change
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[T] <login> and blockading taiwanese exports could be possible, via sea
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ferridae
Yes, nuke the only island that provides all the microchips of the world
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[T] <login> it all depends on the upcoming taiwanese election
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ferridae
That would work well in china's favor
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irish666
That’s changing soon
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[T] <login> no, the nuke is to deter america from intervening
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ferridae
Its going to be another proxy war
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[T] <login> there is no way to detect nuclear subs underwater if they don't come to the surface for 6+ months
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ferridae
The US loves spending 600 trillion in tax payer money to play risk with poor countries
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[T] <login> nuclear = nuclear-powered subs with nuclear payloads
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ferridae
No one wants to start a nuclear war
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irish666
Britain’s the only country to use a nuclear powered sub in anger
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ferridae
Britain also used to own half of the planet
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ferridae
How did that work out for them
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ferridae
The US is a falling empire
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ferridae
We peaked our Pax Romana
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[T] <login> yeah, but so was the netherlands and the UK
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tr_
[T] <login> but they didn't get obliterated
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tr_
[T] <login> and both are friends with the current one
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ferridae
They didnt get nukes back then
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irish666
Decolonisation was mostly peaceful for us
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[T] <login> yeah, that's also true
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ferridae
We split the atom in the 20th century
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[T] <login> it's a veto on the word
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tr_
[T] <login> *world
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ferridae
Imagine if we split the atom in the 16th century. England is like rushing a castle
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irish666
South Africa’s Nukes were removed safely and so were Ukraine
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Number1Stunna
irish666, the 6 counties are still colonized
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[T] <login> Ukraine wishes it kept its nukes
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[T] <login> South Africa is an interesting case
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ferridae
That is a political quagmire I dont even want to touch
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ferridae
What happened in South Africa
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ferridae
Africa though beautiful, has a lot of warring tribes
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ferridae
None of which needs nukes
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irish666
Africans from the north raided the place
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[T] <login> yeah, no peace
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[T] <login> the chinese are trying
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Number1Stunna
britain had capetown colony, and then things never got peaceful
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ferridae
Kinda hard to try when you are flying fighter jets in taiwanese space
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[T] <login> air defence identification zone
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[T] <login> it's a buffer around taiwanese airspace
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[T] <login> i think allowing taiwanese leadership to send someone to make rules in beijing
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[T] <login> and someone from beijing to be part of the taiwanese system
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tr_
[T] <login> will mean both get to influence policy in the other, and free movement of people and trade between the two
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[T] <login> The US will never sanction Taiwan because of its chips
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[T] <login> Not a clean win for Chinese mainland, nor for Taiwan, but peace is thus achieved
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ferridae
Yea, we are too reliant on the chips man
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ferridae
Thanks to the fucking brits
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[T] <login> you could have referendums every 5 years or 10 years to change or update the system
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foxy
yay its finally 8pm
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ferridae
Its way more complicated then that
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tr_
[T] <login> and keep pushing the day of reckoning out
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ferridae
foxy going to sleep love?
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foxy
watching jack ryan now
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foxy
its on my other monitor
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foxy
so i can see here as well
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ferridae
Good to know you are chronically online such as myself
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ferridae
I get a truck in like two days
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[T] <login> interesting thing is, taiwan considers itself independent and doesn't claim sovereignity over the mainland anymore
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[T] <login> but the opposite is not true
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[T] <login> in the original agreement, both claimed the other to be a part of itself
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ferridae
Its that one spiderman meme where they are pointing at each other and saying that they are the real china
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ferridae
Mind you taiwan has made a fuck load of money doing the computer chip thing that they do
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[T] <login> historically, the communist party of china was a rebel movement in the republic of china
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ferridae
But the US is also in Huge debt with china
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ferridae
So seeing that unfold would be interesting
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[T] <login> isn't it interesting that the chips show up in areas like south korea and taiwan?
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[T] <login> both places with considerable geopolitical uncertainty
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ferridae
If china invades taiwan, North Korea Shells the south
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ferridae
North Korea is a dying regime.
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[T] <login> NK shouldn't do that
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[T] <login> NK could do better if it integrated with china better
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ferridae
We had a couple scares along the DMZ
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[T] <login> but it could destabilise the leadership
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malign
ferridae: NK talks a big game. Talk is cheap.
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Angel
h4: stfu login
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[T] <login> but they have their own nukes now
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tr_
[T] <login> and hackers
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ferridae
China keeps north korea afloat to make sure that western allies are not on the border of china
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tr_
[T] <login> correct
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ferridae
NK Can eat dicks honestly
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DuckHunt
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logout > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
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DuckHunt
ferridae > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
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DuckHunt
logout > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 3.68s, which makes you a total of 22 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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ferridae
I would be totally fine if that regime died
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[T] <login> If the rest of the world ends, NK can still survive
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tr_
[T] <login> that's resilience
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ferridae
They are like a roach
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tr_
[T] <login> or bacteria
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ferridae
At the expense of their people
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tr_
[T] <login> yeah
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tr_
[T] <login> Vietnam did well integrating
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tr_
[T] <login> but the northern side is still poorer than the southern side
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ferridae
Communism has been proven to not work unless it a hybrid system of capitalism
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[T] <login> Pure capitalism doesn't work either
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DuckHunt
foxy > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 1/4 | Chargers: 3/3
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ferridae
People are always going to trade shit
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tr_
[T] <login> things become too expensive
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DuckHunt
foxy > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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DuckHunt
foxy > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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DuckHunt
foxy > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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ferridae
No it doesnt, it creates wage gaps
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tr_
[T] <login> Yeah, trade is a beautiful thing
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DuckHunt
updog > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 5/6 | Chargers: 1/2
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updog
!reloadbang
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Falkor
embraces updog with *kisses* :o)
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foxy
!duckstats foxy
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DuckHunt
Hunting stats for foxy: [Weapon][Weapon][Weapon] ammo: 4/4 | charg.: 3/3 | jammed: no (17 times) | confisc.: no (17 times) [Profile] [Profile] [Profile] 803 xp | lvl 12 (duck clobber) / 97 xp pts for lvl sup. | karma: 65.38% good hunter [Stats][Stats][Stats] theor. accuracy: 73% | effectiv. of fire: 51% | gun reliability: 94% | armor: 27% | deflection: 18%
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ferridae
I live this day by day
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tr_
[T] <login> and if you become unlucky, you fall through the crack
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DuckHunt
[Hunting bag][Hunting bag][Hunting bag] best time: 1.343s | average react. time: 59.377s | 86 ducks (incl. 7 golden ducks) | 82 misses | 9 accidents | 24 empty shots | 9 wild shots | 168 ammo used [Accidents][Accidents][Accidents] received 1 stray bullet from which 1 lethal, 0 ricocheted and 0 neutralized. [Inventory] [Inventory] [Inventory] Silencer
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DuckHunt
ferridae > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 2/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt
foxy > You just bought a four leaf clover in exchange for 13 xp points. This lucky charm will make you earn 7 extra xp points for each duck shot for 24h.
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tr_
[T] <login> through no fault of your own
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
foxy > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 2.35s, which makes you a total of 87 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [17 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt
ferridae > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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foxy
!rearm ferridae
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DuckHunt
foxy returns ferridae's gun to him.
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logout
i went back to wrong line
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tr_
[T] <login> The biggest thing the UK got out of the end of WW2 was that its debts to its colonies got 'cancelled'
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ferridae
because it was on the winning side of history
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Audi
Debt cancellation
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Audi
Sup brotha
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ferridae
dabs up audi
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ferridae
Im drinking by myself
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ferridae
Like god intended it
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Audi
As long it’s it’s in moderation
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Audi
It’s all good
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ferridae
I could fuck up 30 beers a day if I wanted to
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Audi
Sometimes after a day, maybe once a week just take 2 glasses of whiskey
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updog
i could fuck u
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Audi
And okay games
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ferridae
Liquor doesnt sit well for me
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Audi
updog: do it Mr I DARE YOU
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Audi
ferridae: emotionally?
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Audi
Fuck you drinking?
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Audi
foxy stfu
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Audi
I will flick your nipple
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foxy
you can't make me
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\g
flicc tha bean flicc tha bean
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Audi
I can’t flick the bean
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Audi
That’s off limits
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Audi
Last time I tried my fingers were burned
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ferridae
Wait, there are other ways of crying ?
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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ferridae
Sorry I had to take a fat piss
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DuckHunt
ferridae > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 2.789s, which makes you a total of 8 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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Audi
Lol uhhh idk
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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Audi
I drink whiskey and bourbon
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DuckHunt
foxy > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 1.536s, which makes you a total of 88 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [17 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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Audi
Doesn’t make me cry tho
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ferridae
I drink whisky on occasion, its been a while since I had it
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Audi
Jefferson’s reserve
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ferridae
Usually when I drink, I WANNA DRINK
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Audi
Good shit
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tr_
[T] <login> i avoid things that make me cry
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Angel
h4: stfu login
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Audi
I’ve had woodfords striaghts
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ferridae
And kick them in the shins
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Audi
But only after some Jim Beam
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ferridae
It used to be bottom shelf
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Audi
They’re coming up
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ferridae
Its expensive AF for a handle out here
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Audi
I never had E&J till last month
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Audi
It’s a weird sugary one
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Audi
Of Jim?!?
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ferridae
E&J is a brandy though no?
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tr_
[T] <login> sup
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Audi
Handle here is maybe $40???
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ferridae
I like E&J its cheap, gets to the point
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Audi
ferridae: think so
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Audi
That’s why I do woodfords :P
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ferridae
YEah, I fuck with all those when I am working
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tr_
[T] <login> youtube?
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Audi
Ready to fight, fuck, or figure shit out
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ferridae
But when I need to be cheap and I need a fix, I stick to Nati Ice, or Pabst
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ferridae
There is something called whiskey dick though
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ferridae
I try not to get to that point
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ComputerTech
humps Audi
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Audi
Ayyyye true
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ferridae
Because my cock must remain strong
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Audi
3 glasses of whiskey
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Audi
I’m a ramen noodle
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ferridae
I could sip on about 5 before I need to just chill
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ferridae
Im 6'3 and sorta stocky
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ComputerTech
shakes his head
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ferridae
CT hush, you still have a brand new liver
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Internets
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ferridae
Its not easier for us older folks
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Audi
Oh fuck no
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ComputerTech
that old fucker must be buying new livers
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ferridae
I harvest small children for that
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joined #computertech
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Rizon
[}] 台灣是一個國家 ^_^
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ferridae
Grow them into a test tube
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tr_
[T] <login> you know, it can lead to abnormal brain development
