IRC Driven

[00:56:14] \g I bought my powerball ticket last night

[00:56:17] \g I got 10

[00:56:26] \g So that reduces the odds to 1 in 29.2 million

[00:56:26] \g :>

[00:56:52] \g why did you find it necessary to paste that again

[00:57:43] \g yes be concerned

[01:20:35] \g flicc tha bean flicc tha bean

[01:27:50] \g .kb }

[01:28:18] \g because fuck anna

[01:28:35] \g .kb audi

[01:28:42] \g :>

[01:30:28] \g imagine reading

[01:30:35] \g :^)

[01:30:47] \g .yt cream of the crop

[01:30:50] \g fuck

[01:30:55] \g .yt cream of the crop randy

[01:30:59] \g ^^^^^

[01:31:58] \g .akick list

[01:32:09] \g lol spam is bad

[01:37:43] \g .akick view

[01:38:03] \g Oh well shit

[01:38:04] \g .kb }

[01:38:14] \g Akick evading

[01:38:17] \g Didn't even see it

[01:40:12] \g rip tom

[01:50:52] \g Is that where you've been all day Ahsoka

[01:50:57] \g Trying to come up with that one liner

[01:50:58] \g lol

[01:51:59] \g I've never used a dating app before

[01:52:04] \g Seems like a good way to meet serial killers

[01:52:23] \g my guess

[01:52:24] \g drink

[01:53:30] \g logout: Would you fuck a girl behind the dumpster if she asked

[01:53:51] \g Wierd that you say depends

[01:53:52] \g For me

[01:53:57] \g That's always a no for me dawg

[01:54:17] \g Could be solid 9.5/10

[01:54:28] \g Asking for someone to fuck you behind the dumpster means her cooch is probably full of jizz already

[01:54:52] \g ferridae: You should have recorded it else she could easily take you to the cops saying you assaulted her

[01:55:01] \g You Chris Browned her and she fought back in self defense

[01:55:21] \g What's proof

[01:55:42] \g But he said she started the fight

[01:55:49] \g If she started the fight then it's not assault, it's self defense

[01:55:55] \g Video would prove that

[01:58:16] \g @ustats

[01:58:35] \g .cc time utc

[01:58:42] \g 3 hours ago?

[01:58:44] \g Sounds about rigfht

[01:59:06] \g I'm utc -11

[01:59:07] \g I think

[01:59:09] \g .time utc-11

[01:59:13] \g .time utc 11

[01:59:16] \g wat

[01:59:31] \g logout and login are brothers

[02:00:05] \g what if login and logout were the same person but with split personality disorder

[02:00:09] \g login is ESL and logout isn't

[02:16:22] \g i think h4 is in bed

[02:16:47] \g Tuesday July 11 2023 07:16pm(19:16:47)

[02:16:48] \g no

[02:17:06] \g get a job

[02:17:14] \g so you have a reason to be up at 8AM

[02:17:22] \g what holiday

[02:17:40] \g do you get more

[02:17:55] \g is it really a job if you aren't getting paid

[02:19:26] \g drinking on a tuesday night

[02:19:26] \g wew

[02:19:43] \g you'd drink even if it were the 13th of july

[02:19:48] \g ke

[02:19:50] \g keke

[02:41:12] \g dots pretzels are so gud

[14:49:28] \g moin

[14:49:47] \g hi neo

[14:50:19] \g can you hack into the mainframe

[14:50:50] \g .cc biggot

[14:51:08] \g no u

[14:51:47] \g Billy?

[14:52:33] \g that's cool

[14:52:39] \g PrinceGood: idk do you?

[14:52:51] \g Nice

[14:54:11] \g Nobody fucks computers here

[14:54:14] \g Only sheep

[14:55:11] \g .yt dream on

[14:55:25] \g why so hostile

[14:56:11] \g Dang if ony we used this thing

[14:56:13] \g Called +R

[14:56:31] \g [07:52AM] (..notice..) NickServ: Nick holy_driver786 isn't registered.

[14:56:31] \g [07:52AM] (..notice..) NickServ: Nick princegood isn't registered.

[14:56:52] \g where would they get that idea

[14:57:40] \g I don't know cetu

[14:58:26] \g was?

[14:58:41] \g how do you fuck a cat

[14:58:44] \g So many questions

[15:00:48] \g y'all doing dabs

[15:00:53] \g dab dab dab dab dab dab dab dab

[15:00:57] \g if you like children

[15:01:29] \g i have the poor man's weed

[15:01:32] \g flower

[15:02:14] \g i don't like flower anymore and prefer vape pen so I can microdose throughout the day

[15:02:16] \g It also doesn't stink

[15:02:30] \g $in 20m stfu h4

[15:02:36] \g $in 60m stfu h4

[15:02:40] \g $in 120m stfu h4

[15:02:44] \g $in 240m stfu h4

[15:02:48] \g $in 480m stfu h4

[15:03:11] \g $in 480m ilu irish666

[15:03:19] \g $in 1d ilu irish666

[15:05:53] \g he'll be back

[15:05:55] \g he always comes back

[15:08:10] \g hi irish

[15:08:13] \g i am sorry for offending you

[15:08:39] \g h4: Funny thing

[15:08:46] \g All of your notes will probably be accurate

[15:08:52] \g Cuz crypto fluctuates so much :^)

[15:09:09] \g he was registered at one point obv

[15:09:11] \g He was in $UK

[15:09:12] \g #UK

[15:09:18] \g Where they properly use +$

[15:09:19] \g +R*

[15:09:25] \g u bitch

[15:11:36] \g .w

[15:11:47] \g .f

[15:24:57] \g h4 sure is obsessed with my finances

[15:26:05] \g I hope to gain $725 m tonight

[15:26:07] \g :^)

[15:26:33] \g Probably $320~

[15:26:42] \g California taxes are insane

[15:26:46] \g CoolKevin: Unlikely

[15:27:04] \g Gaining 700 million dollars isn't going to make me want to go outside any more than I do now lul

[15:27:19] \g If anything

[15:27:25] \g I would buy a mansion so I can be more comfortable at home

[15:27:25] \g lul

[15:27:56] \g h4 very few people actually use crypto to buy things

[15:28:03] \g It's more common to buy and sell it

[15:29:27] \g not at this rate

[15:29:38] \g CT: Germans are assholes

[15:30:03] \g Every so often there's an exception

[15:30:06] \g I'm an exeption

[15:30:09] \g exception*

[15:30:14] \g yes

[15:30:25] \g how many black people you know listen to japanese music

[15:30:29] \g ¯\(°_o)/¯

[15:30:37] \g wu-tang is chinese music

[15:31:00] \g For shizzle

[15:31:03] \g .yt tiger woods for shizzle

[15:45:41] \g You know wthe one thing I do miss from df's dumb channel

[15:45:43] \g jerkcity

[15:45:47] \g what's the dad joke command

[16:13:14] \g https://coinstats.app/p/5ULsHi

[16:13:18] \g doesn't look like it

[16:34:56] \g [09:23AM] [h4] especially that all time lol <- that was because of a withdrawal

[16:34:57] \g It's stupid

[16:35:07] \g I withdraw that much so it shows that I lost that much

[16:35:07] \g ¯\(°_o)/¯

[16:41:09] \g huh

[17:06:56] \g sup

[17:07:00] \g what i miss

[17:07:36] \g smash or pass on who

[17:07:44] \g miley cyrus is absolute pass

[17:07:50] \g she's a solid 4/10

[17:08:11] \g i'd pass scarlet

[17:08:25] \g pass

[17:08:36] \g Pre and post breast reduction is a pass from me dawg

[17:09:03] \g RMS Titanic

[17:09:17] \g who the fuck is keith ledger

[17:09:32] \g isn't he dead

[17:09:34] \g if you say smash

[17:09:36] \g you're into necro

[17:10:03] \g Considering he's been dead for over a decade

[17:10:07] \g I can guarantee

[17:10:10] \g That body ain't still warm

[17:10:26] \g .kb PapaFrog

[17:19:29] \g i'd smash emilia clarke

[17:20:04] \g ew Moriarty is still around?

[17:20:30] \g I'd smash Sarah Jessica Parker

[17:20:33] \g Over the head with a brick

[17:21:10] \g Sorry let me fix it

[17:25:06] \g i'm gonna finger bang bang you everey night

[17:25:31] \g Nice

[17:26:10] \g I don't even bother with their bits and just use ifixits instead tbh

[17:27:03] \g They do list bits as a consumable item so I assume LTT's wear down faster than normal or something? I've never had to replace bits for my screwdrivers before

[17:27:54] \g Or maybe they just offer them for the rare offchance they do break or wear down idk

[17:28:13] \g yeah second2050 there are a shitload of keyboard shortcuts for youtube

[17:28:30] \g https://support.google.com/youtube/answer/7631406?hl=en

[17:29:06] \g Surivived wut

[17:29:10] \g -i

[17:30:37] \g people talkin about amazon prime day

[17:30:40] \g when steam summer sale is going on

[17:30:41] \g pfft

[17:32:28] \g I buy all the games but never play them

[17:32:30] \g I might have a problem

[17:32:31] \g :>

[17:32:34] \g .steam -g

[17:32:52] \g Oh yeah I been playin the shit out of Spider-Man tho

[17:33:00] \g Game is 10/10 gud

[17:33:12] \g u sure you aren't autistic h4

[17:33:39] \g .kb h4

[17:33:49] \g .unban h4

[17:34:44] \g .u cope

[17:35:20] \g You keep saying that

[17:35:27] \g Either do it or shut up about it!

[17:35:40] \g Where would you even host it

[17:35:45] \g Don't say Discord voice chat

[17:36:41] \g .yt eddie guerrero frog splash

[17:42:47] \g I'M IN

[17:42:57] \g I'VE HACKED THE MAINFRAME

[17:43:03] \g CT: gay

[17:43:10] \g u

[17:43:35] \g it's gay cuz your bone is touching my mom's bones

[17:43:38] \g g a y

[17:44:27] \g Imagine if the afterlife were real and people could watch the living still

[17:44:32] \g My mom would be so disappointed in this conversation

[17:44:33] \g rofl

[17:45:08] \g Mikoolo: Tell your mom I said hi next time you see her

[17:45:08] \g Tell her

[17:45:15] \g \g said hi mom

[17:45:20] \g "Hi mom"

[17:45:39] \g slashgee

[17:45:57] \g only my parents called me backslashgee

[17:46:12] \g no it's like slash from velvet revolver

[17:46:14] \g and the letter gee

[17:46:16] \g G

[17:46:17] \g GEE

[17:47:21] \g \gay is my other nickname

[17:47:24] \g Bestowed upon me by h4

[17:47:36] \g No

[17:47:45] \g my wife is pretty gay too

[17:47:46] \g she likes dicks

[17:48:33] \g Sounds like you need a copy of api-mc-win-crt-runtime-¦1-1-0.dll

[17:48:42] \g Isn't | an illegal windows character tho

[18:17:47] \g I don't like youtube tutorials that don't include a voiceover telling me what to do step by step

[18:17:52] \g Makes me feel disconnected from the video

[19:00:31] \g https://www.thedailybeast.com/why-billionaire-ehud-arye-laniado-died-during-a-penis-enlargement

[19:43:55] \g .kb h4

[19:57:20] \g [12:53PM] [Direktor] \g stop being annoying, please <- You first

[19:57:58] \g $in 1h stfu h4

[19:58:01] \g $in 2h stfu h4

[19:58:03] \g $in 3h stfu h4

[19:58:07] \g $in 4h stfu h4

[19:58:22] \g $in 1h srsly stfu h4

[19:58:23] \g $in 2h srsly stfu h4

[19:58:25] \g $in 3 srsly stfu h4

[19:58:29] \g $in 3hsrsly stfu h4

[19:58:34] \g $in fhsrsly stfu h4

[19:58:37] \g FJSKDFJS

[19:59:46] \g bandit?

[20:08:56] \g such a stoner

[20:55:22] \g I installed about 12TB of games on my NAS and can fairly quickly switch the ones installed on my Ally by pulling from there instead of Steam's cdn

[20:55:33] \g neat shit

[20:55:43] \g .u nas

[20:55:49] \g Rapper

[20:56:30] \g s/access/attached

[20:58:14] \g damn

[20:58:45] \g u 2

[21:02:32] \g .steam

[21:09:57] \g yea

[21:11:44] \g supppp

[21:44:54] \g I've never had air fryer food

[22:00:22] \g foxy: Is there a way to delete $ins and $tells

[22:00:26] \g Or do they just have to play out

[22:00:44] \g hack the mainframe!?

[23:18:08] \g .w

[23:18:13] \g still hot

[23:18:27] \g i want to smoke a blunt and watch the sun go down

[23:24:15] \g ¯\(°_o)/¯

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