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[09:56:47] h4 you know fuck it

[09:56:48] h4 what a stupid game

[10:03:34] h4 oh boy, us news

[10:03:35] h4 what joy

[10:04:31] h4 also that link up there with Netanyahu

[10:04:35] h4 please share more about that piece of shit

[10:04:41] h4 totally not political or anything

[10:04:44] h4 our favourite topic around here

[16:49:11] h4 oh boy

[16:49:22] h4 hey irish666, Chiester, Esjay, foxy o/

[16:49:39] h4 deadly <3

[16:50:10] h4 hi Hotties

[16:50:24] h4 irish666: das übliche. Heuschnupfen, Kaffeemangel

[16:50:30] h4 was den Deutschen so erzürnt

[16:51:08] h4 hi

[16:51:20] h4 what i just told irish666 in german lol

[17:01:03] h4 Esjay: don't bother

[17:01:17] h4 so far ComputerTech has proven to be resistent to improvement

[17:02:16] h4 "car mechanic"

[17:02:22] h4 once successfully opened the hood of a car

[17:02:32] h4 and then played 2 hours of car mechanic simulator

[17:04:06] h4 ComputerTech: he sneaked his way in here

[17:04:09] h4 while looking for a job

[17:04:13] h4 something about flat hiearchies

[17:04:16] h4 and familiar structures

[17:05:29] h4 no

[17:06:14] h4 Esjay: but imagine how big that can become

[17:06:18] h4 he is in, like, 90+ channels

[17:06:47] h4 lol

[17:06:51] h4 2kb? :D

[17:07:46] h4 Direktor: good plan

[17:07:54] h4 he will learn a lot along the way

[17:08:12] h4 i mean he got almost as much time as your unemployed ass Direktor :D

[17:08:58] h4 Chiester: he only does python

[17:09:03] h4 he does not know what null terminated means

[17:09:19] h4 lol

[17:09:33] h4 of

[17:09:37] h4 *oof

[17:10:05] h4 no

[17:10:53] h4 i got up at ~9

[17:10:59] h4 slowly had breakfast

[17:11:06] h4 went to the Ponyhof with my niece

[17:11:17] h4 then ordered some food

[17:11:20] h4 slept on the couch

[17:11:24] h4 now i'm drinking coffee

[17:12:06] h4 sorry that your bad joke won't work now Direktor :D

[17:12:25] h4 vllt wenn du dich mit anderen Menschen als den Mitarbeitern im Jobcenter umgeben würdest

[17:12:37] h4 würdest du Witze bringen, die andere auch zum Lachen bringen

[17:13:07] h4 and when did i ever tell you how much i get paid?

[17:13:17] h4 or did login whisper it into your ear? :D

[17:14:12] h4 Direktor: wooooow!

[17:14:18] h4 der Angeber unter den Arbeitslosen :D

[17:14:36] h4 8k Brutto Einstiegsgehalt direkt nach der Hauptschule!

[17:14:42] h4 also im Jahr

[17:14:45] h4 was hast du jetzt gedacht?

[17:15:13] h4 also wenn dein Gelaber halbwegs stimmt und du dich nur über deinen Verdienst im Job definierst

[17:15:16] h4 bist du sicher voll der Held hier

[17:15:26] h4 oh fuck yeah do it Direktor!

[17:15:33] h4 you and that other moron can suck each other off

[17:15:42] h4 and brag some more about something nobody else can possibly verify :D

[17:15:51] h4 if anybody ever cared to in the first place

[17:16:02] h4 i can't speak for everybody here

[17:16:22] h4 but i care as much about your "Bruttogehalt" as i care about tors shrivelled up penis

[17:16:41] h4 oh don't get mad Direktorchen

[17:16:59] h4 it's not my fault you need to brag about your Bruttogehalt while being unemployed :D

[17:17:16] h4 you seem really mad Direktor :/

[17:17:22] h4 perhaps punch someone at the Bahnhof again?

[17:17:36] h4 why do you feel the need to compare yourself to me?

[17:17:44] h4 Minderwertigkeitskomplexe?

[17:18:03] h4 Esjay: it feels like it

[17:18:08] h4 he just needs to point out how amazing he is

[17:18:14] h4 then to just fail at being that

[17:21:01] h4 Esjay: he is really good at that

[17:21:21] h4 he once asked me to help him with some cloudflare garbage

[17:21:26] h4 i tried to help him analyze what was wrong

[17:21:41] h4 after ~10 minutes he decided to just reset the entire machine

[17:22:00] h4 don't know, he never properly analyzed the service or its logs

[17:22:38] h4 i can't remember...do i need to grep logs again ComputerTech?

[17:22:39] h4 tell her

[17:22:51] h4 that one time where i taught you the fucking basics of journalctl lol

[17:27:53] h4 Esjay: lol

[17:28:13] h4 i can squeeze out some stuff

[17:28:20] h4 whether you can use that to power any machine

[17:28:24] h4 you go figure it out \g

[17:52:30] h4 lol Mikoolo

[17:52:43] h4 RicoSuave: it's only a problem if you live in michigan

[17:52:49] h4 and can't stand lead in your water

[17:52:57] h4 like if you're a pussy

[18:07:50] h4 Esjay: now that you gave ComputerTech a couple of hints

[18:07:55] h4 watch him not giving a shit about anything you said

[18:08:05] h4 and keep doing the same mistakes over and over again :D

[18:08:21] h4 truth hurts

[18:08:31] h4 don't worry, Ersatzteil-Volkswagen!

[18:08:41] h4 ComputerTech: who did i hurt this time?

[18:08:50] h4 don't say Direktor

[18:08:53] h4 he is just bitchy as usual

[18:09:21] h4 you celebrate taking longer than 1.3s?

[18:09:28] h4 impressive, ComputerTech!

[18:09:42] h4 i think my best was .8

[18:09:43] h4 or .6

[18:09:44] h4 not sure

[18:09:49] h4 even in here

[18:09:53] h4 if you hadn't fucked it up

[18:09:56] h4 you could have looked it up

[18:10:08] h4 that data sneaked away from you

[18:10:12] h4 you didn't lose anything

[18:10:22] h4 is that correct? "sneaked"?

[18:10:27] h4 lol

[18:10:34] h4 in case chronic hacked him

[18:10:43] h4 Esjay: my gf told me i was the fastest!

[18:10:53] h4 thx

[18:10:58] h4 i am quite proud of it

[18:11:07] h4 for it was quite efficient

[18:11:11] h4 *for me

[18:18:23] h4 finally that idiot is gone

[18:21:41] h4 Mikoolo: true but i fear he really likes me

[18:21:44] h4 well not today

[18:21:53] h4 questioning his bullshit made him mad lol

[18:22:23] h4 $in 30m wb ComputerTech

[18:22:25] h4 $in 90m wb ComputerTech

[18:22:29] h4 $in 180m wb ComputerTech

[18:22:36] h4 .yt homo dance

[18:22:48] h4 $in 16h ComputerTech: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV4vmqpiVag

[18:22:54] h4 whoa

[18:22:55] h4 -90m

[18:23:13] h4 silently discards the -

[18:23:30] h4 clearly ComputerTech had no part in Angel

[18:25:08] h4 neither

[18:25:28] h4 was arrested for murder and now the police need his help

[18:25:31] h4 wow

[18:27:57] h4 figure it might be good for a show

[18:28:10] h4 i need a really good novel

[18:28:21] h4 i am currently reading some star wars stuff which i really don't care much about

[18:28:24] h4 Crosscurrent or whatever?

[18:29:22] h4 you should not be eating turks

[18:29:32] h4 oh wow

[18:29:36] h4 that was Ahsoka level humour

[18:32:15] h4 ^

[18:34:20] h4 .t en de pug

[18:34:29] h4 meh

[18:34:58] h4 yeah

[18:49:49] h4 Esjay: that is quite disgusting

[18:49:55] h4 is it too late to abort the things?

[18:50:33] h4 for herself

[18:50:34] h4 ?

[18:50:41] h4 is she shitting on the carpet too?

[18:51:02] h4 just tell her if she won't solve the dog problem

[18:51:03] h4 you will

[18:51:09] h4 and accept that shotgun from Mikoolo

[18:51:49] h4 sometimes you just have to let it go

[18:52:09] h4 so is that Tomb Raider movie from 2018 worth watching?

[18:52:25] h4 $imdb tomb raider 2018

[18:52:33] h4 doesn't look like it

[18:52:58] h4 but i like that rebooted lara croft much more than the big tittie lara

[18:54:00] h4 the one in the rebooted games look just fine to me

[18:54:31] h4 yeah

[18:55:02] h4 ofc you know about those

[18:55:07] h4 sounds like a Russell thing

[18:56:09] h4 uhm

[18:56:13] h4 ComputerTech, quick, get here

[18:56:17] h4 people talk bestiality

[18:56:21] h4 right up your alley

[18:56:47] h4 MAGIC: i should have known

[18:57:07] h4 MAGIC: beiläufig

[18:57:14] h4 also fake?

[18:57:15] h4 Sachse?

[18:57:17] h4 Bayer?

[18:57:25] h4 igitt igitt

[18:57:36] h4 but for the sake of the german language

[18:57:40] h4 we shall call him german in here

[19:18:06] h4 <ComputerTech> it's 20:16 here

[19:18:12] h4 ah, that loosely translates to MAGNERS HOUR

[19:18:33] h4 ComputerTech: s/not /not stopping /

[19:18:40] h4 ofc you aren't

[19:18:49] h4 as long as you don't see double

[19:18:53] h4 you have to keep drinking

[19:40:20] h4 !shop 16 BobbyDrake

[19:40:28] h4 you win this time

[19:40:31] h4 but i will be back!

[19:51:35] h4 ComputerTech!!

[19:51:38] h4 it's magner o'clock

[19:51:40] h4 drink up!

[19:51:55] h4 glad you are less of an alcoholic if you start drinking later

[19:54:15] h4 Ahsoka?

[19:54:31] h4 thx

[19:54:34] h4 in case any of us are blind

[19:54:44] h4 or retarded

[19:55:07] h4 you know how my ignore goes

[19:55:18] h4 even if she was on ignore, i could always check the status window to see it

[19:56:01] h4 also i don'T have Ahsoka on ignore anymore

[19:56:14] h4 her racism towards germans hasn't been that active lately

[19:56:30] h4 aber wir beobachten sie natürlich

[19:56:47] h4 und wenn nötig geht auch mal eine Anzeige raus

[19:57:16] h4 we are easily offended

[19:58:35] h4 handled it

[19:59:09] h4 oh

[19:59:16] h4 you were unprotected the entire time?

[19:59:19] h4 .kb ComputerTech

[19:59:23] h4 and nobody did that?

[20:01:14] h4 clearly a child molester

[20:01:20] h4 only child molesters use those

[20:01:54] h4 irish666: s/core/ass/

[20:03:48] h4 irish666: where'd he go?

[20:04:53] h4 could have saved some resources

[20:04:55] h4 let him go

[20:11:30] h4 funny guy, huh?

[20:12:53] h4 what's he gonna do?

[20:12:56] h4 flail angrily?

[20:13:47] h4 why not ask ComputerT-?

[20:13:48] h4 oh

[20:13:51] h4 nvm

[20:13:54] h4 noticed it myself

[20:14:22] h4 /whois takes wildcards??

[20:14:30] h4 gotta check that out

[20:18:00] h4 lol

[20:18:30] h4 ach du Scheiße

[20:47:37] h4 alright

[20:47:40] h4 i mean

[20:47:43] h4 how many chapters are there by now?

[20:47:48] h4 they still haven't found that fucking one piece?

[20:48:00] h4 how did the boobs of robin and nami suddenly grow?

[20:48:07] h4 why?

[20:48:24] h4 why is it so generic all the time? Always the same garbage

[20:48:29] h4 enemy appears

[20:48:31] h4 trying to kick ass

[20:48:33] h4 get ass kicked

[20:48:36] h4 do something

[20:48:38] h4 kick ass later

[20:48:40] h4 why?

[20:48:57] h4 One Piece is absolute garbage

[20:49:06] h4 yeah same

[20:49:09] h4 but i watched

[20:49:11] h4 hmm

[20:49:13] h4 lemme check

[20:49:17] h4 it's garbage

[20:50:53] h4 roughly 200 episodes

[20:50:55] h4 then i got bored

[20:51:08] h4 Dragon: and will it ever?

[20:51:30] h4 lol

[20:51:34] h4 after 1000+ episodes

[20:52:01] h4 only watched two episodes of Naruto

[20:52:04] h4 didn't like it

[20:52:23] h4 how is Psycho Pass?

[20:52:32] h4 someone recommended it to me

[20:52:38] h4 haven't gotten around to watch it yet

[20:52:45] h4 DickCheney: it has to do with water

[20:52:47] h4 so that works

[20:53:19] h4 and third?

[20:53:22] h4 oh

[20:53:30] h4 yeah that got released very recently

[20:53:41] h4 if ever you need to cry a lot

[20:53:45] h4 watch Witcher S02 and S03

[20:53:51] h4 despite not anime

[20:53:59] h4 \g: you know it lol

[20:54:06] h4 Dragon: that is an understatement

[20:54:19] h4 Dragon: so Geralt and Yennefer are pretty much like parents to Ciri

[20:54:24] h4 throughout the books and games

[20:54:35] h4 Yennefer fucks Ciri over to get her power back in the show

[20:54:36] h4 ...

[20:55:05] h4 Ahsoka: horribly so

[20:55:16] h4 i have never seen that showrunner nor can i remember her name

[20:55:24] h4 but it'd be best if she never did any show again

[20:56:45] h4 Ahsoka: safe to say the showrunner never bothered to read the source material

[20:56:53] h4 she got nearly every character wrong

[20:57:07] h4 made some characters gay because it's 2023

[20:57:26] h4 i can live with that one witch being a black person in the show

[20:57:35] h4 sure she gets described as pale as a corp

[20:57:44] h4 and has this beautiful shade of black in the show lol

[20:58:08] h4 yeah but if there is a character in the show

[20:58:15] h4 that gets to nail almost every woman

[20:58:18] h4 in the novel, not the show

[20:58:28] h4 he got mighty gay in the show

[20:58:32] h4 for no reason whatsoever

[20:58:35] h4 it adds nothing to the story

[20:59:03] h4 it's a bit like a black ariel

[20:59:14] h4 Ahsoka: i think Dandelion, yes

[20:59:35] h4 why make Ariel black? Ran out of creativity? Did your AI fail to create a compelling character?

[20:59:49] h4 it's fucking disney

[20:59:57] h4 i'm sure they got enough money to create a new story

[21:00:33] h4 lol

[21:00:43] h4 to give them a soul, Ahsoka!

[21:01:33] h4 so i got 891 episodes of one piece altogether

[21:01:37] h4 should i bother to watch more?

[21:01:52] h4 that would mean watching roughly 600+ episodes

[21:02:00] h4 just to find out they will not have found the one piece by then

[21:02:08] h4 indeed

[21:02:11] h4 way too many

[21:02:24] h4 i got those in japanese with subs

[21:02:30] h4 can't really mindlessly consume them

[21:02:32] h4 have to read

[21:02:46] h4 DickCheney: nobody knows, they still have to find it

[21:02:55] h4 would be cool if they made 1000+ episodes to find a fucking swimsuit

[21:03:03] h4 hearsay

[21:03:07] h4 it has been talked about

[21:03:12] h4 i don't know what it is

[21:03:15] h4 Audi?

[21:03:21] h4 might be

[21:03:37] h4 but the protagonist is a guy

[21:03:43] h4 Audi: what is the one piece they are looking for?

[21:03:48] h4 was that ever revealed?

[21:04:11] h4 haha

[21:04:12] h4 see

[21:04:17] h4 it might just be a swimsuit DickCheney

[21:04:30] h4 i might come back to you in 400+ episodes

[21:04:36] h4 ComputerTech: yeah rain is wet

[21:05:27] h4 i always have to think about the poor souls dubbing something like dragon ball

[21:05:30] h4 with that screaming

[21:05:33] h4 and turning blonde

[21:05:46] h4 hold on

[21:05:50] h4 is that not the proper word for it?

[21:05:58] h4 .t de en synchronisieren

[21:06:07] h4 well yeah, but that doesn't mean what i want to express

[21:06:27] h4 $in 4y tell DickCheney if the One Piece is a swimsuit

[21:06:33] h4 figure show will be done by 2027

[21:07:05] h4 it isn't

[21:07:11] h4 it might never be

[21:07:23] h4 maybe the authors don't know what it is yet either

[21:09:20] h4 so a pearl

[21:09:25] h4 that sounds piratey

[21:09:54] h4 Junk Food Anime

[21:10:11] h4 the way i feel about junk food

[21:10:20] h4 eat it, be kinda disappointed that you shoved down that garbage

[21:10:23] h4 still be hungry for more

[21:10:39] h4 Chiester: where link?

[21:12:41] h4 dude wtf?

[21:12:45] h4 you can't promote it like that

[21:12:50] h4 and then choke when being asked for a link

[21:13:02] h4 someone please remove Chiester for the audacity he is showing

[21:14:45] h4 we know what he's about

[21:14:49] h4 but feel free to boot him

[21:15:02] h4 but careful, he is drunk again

[21:15:11] h4 like i need to tell anyone

[21:15:23] h4 it is way past magners o'clock after all

[21:26:19] h4 .steam

[21:27:18] h4 !reload

[21:27:18] h4 !bang

[22:51:43] h4 later homo

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