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[07:38:43] h4 wez: me too

[07:38:51] h4 the others are just haters

[07:38:58] h4 especially \gay

[07:40:39] h4 i heard Peorth is afraid of dick

[07:40:51] h4 and TorS is certain that's the reason he has an akick here

[07:42:15] h4 login: have you ever talked to tors?

[07:42:21] h4 or is this your typical ass-talk? :D

[07:43:44] h4 i'm letting him know

[07:44:12] h4 too late

[07:44:43] h4 so that you will always look over your shoulder

[07:44:47] h4 in case TorS is stalking you

[09:36:11] h4 huh

[12:07:43] h4 gay

[12:07:51] h4 but CT is too drunk to notice

[12:15:38] h4 huh

[15:14:17] h4 ugh

[15:14:19] h4 fuck ComputerTech

[15:14:20] h4 amirite?

[15:15:06] h4 yournamehere: huh

[16:31:47] h4 oh joy

[16:31:53] h4 Mr Magners himself is awake

[16:32:33] h4 foxy

[16:33:50] h4 who?

[16:33:55] h4 Mr Magners?

[16:33:57] h4 oh

[16:34:40] h4 who did you threaten with that?

[16:34:51] h4 oh poor tors

[16:35:00] h4 imagine mr fun times himself joining #pirates

[16:35:21] h4 the peorth way :D

[16:35:40] h4 to be fair

[16:35:48] h4 half the time i'm not sure tors understands

[16:35:56] h4 so i give him the benefit of the doubt

[16:36:11] h4 YourNick666: you just called foxy mate?

[16:37:52] h4 or a fan of irish

[16:38:32] h4 foxy: s/666//

[16:38:36] h4 foxy: s/666//g

[16:40:33] h4 no one in their right mind would be on windows

[16:41:57] h4 oh eww

[16:42:01] h4 that's a chrome extension

[16:42:24] h4 offered by haxed.net

[16:42:34] h4 an url that shows absolutely nothing

[16:42:44] h4 Dev has not identified as a trader

[16:42:50] h4 last update was 2016 :O

[16:43:40] h4 there is also BurdIRC

[16:43:54] h4 a client which uses Node.JS as a backend and your web browser as a front end

[16:47:50] h4 no clue

[16:57:59] h4 that warez channel?

[17:03:30] h4 well

[17:03:35] h4 the amount of guys you brushed off

[17:03:40] h4 that ended up calling you that :D

[17:03:51] h4 according to them

[17:04:16] h4 but once you know the guys are the likes of ChRoNiC, vicky and x_

[17:04:24] h4 speaking of which

[17:04:38] h4 haha

[17:04:43] h4 "snuck back in"

[17:04:48] h4 a lot of criminal energy

[17:04:52] h4 typical ex drug kingpin

[17:04:56] h4 he did?

[17:05:46] h4 lol

[17:05:50] h4 gimme a sec :D

[17:06:37] h4 wonder if it makes him sleep better if he convinces himself that i need him

[17:06:47] h4 i admit it can be fun pulling his chain

[17:07:00] h4 oh

[17:07:01] h4 no homo

[17:07:16] h4 you must be lagging

[17:07:19] h4 i said that right after

[17:07:51] h4 you must be lagging as well

[17:08:06] h4 she has a fibre connection

[17:13:40] h4 alright calm down

[17:17:17] h4 .quote search mülltrennung

[17:55:45] h4 oh Mr Magners back

[17:55:48] h4 drunk yet?

[17:56:28] h4 :O

[17:56:39] h4 i gotta fix my window thingy

[17:56:40] h4 jalousie

[17:56:42] h4 you get it

[17:57:05] h4 wow

[17:57:11] h4 you done did it now booooi!

[17:57:51] h4 foxy: s/chicken/dick/

[17:57:55] h4 since you are talking to ComputerTech

[17:58:35] h4 so listen here, MagnersTech

[17:58:36] h4 brb

[17:58:36] h4 !

[18:03:14] h4 thx

[18:03:16] h4 i fixed it now

[18:04:53] h4 $in 8h ComputerTech: get up, it's magners o'clock! Time to drink!

[18:04:57] h4 btw ComputerTech

[18:05:05] h4 did you enjoy the youtube link i sent you the other night?

[18:05:18] h4 via $in

[18:05:27] h4 don't sweat it

[18:05:30] h4 i will send it again

[18:05:32] h4 .yt homo dance

[18:05:37] h4 there you go

[18:05:56] h4 $in 10h ComputerTech: now that you're drunk, it's time to dance! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV4vmqpiVag

[18:06:19] h4 MAGIC: s/k/kool/

[18:06:36] h4 MAGIC: hab die Jalousie gefixt

[18:06:44] h4 jetzt kann Omma nicht mehr spannen

[18:06:52] h4 dabei lief ich die ganze Zeit oberkörperfrei umher

[18:06:56] h4 jetzt muss sie wieder RTL2 glotzen

[18:07:21] h4 wat?

[18:08:15] h4 irish666: alright Seargant Schulz

[18:08:38] h4 .yt ekvh schulz i heard nothing

[18:08:42] h4 huh

[18:08:46] h4 well whatever

[18:09:01] h4 Hogan's Heroes' is really cool

[18:09:17] h4 .yt sgt schultz has seen nothing

[18:09:21] h4 there we go

[18:09:35] h4 Hamburg City bro

[18:09:51] h4 fuck ffm

[18:09:54] h4 all my homies hat effm

[18:10:41] h4 rip John Bannon

[18:10:45] h4 Banner

[18:10:57] h4 Schultzi

[18:11:24] h4 irish666: too young

[18:11:28] h4 looks 14

[18:12:03] h4 in what subbredit?

[18:12:05] h4 *subreddit

[18:12:36] h4 i can't use any specific subreddits with libreddit anymore

[18:12:38] h4 so fuck reddit

[18:12:47] h4 stfu ComputerTech

[18:12:55] h4 .yt wc maylay hood tour

[18:13:17] h4 .yt happy birthday ComputerTech

[18:13:57] h4 foxy: did you know that the last living actor from hogan's heroes died last year?

[18:14:00] h4 or was it this year?

[18:14:04] h4 the french guy, LeBeau

[18:14:20] h4 spotted his name on wikipedia nekrolog

[18:14:26] h4 oh yeah he got old

[18:15:06] h4 Robert Clary, right that was his name

[18:15:14] h4 but there was this other guy that lived rather long

[18:15:27] h4 he replaced the black guy after some seasons

[18:15:40] h4 yeah that too

[18:16:21] h4 Kenneth Washington

[18:16:39] h4 oh he is still alive

[18:16:48] h4 i was talking shit

[18:16:54] h4 Robert Clary wasn'T the last one alive

[18:17:24] h4 foxy: i think Robert Clary even lost family in the holocaust

[18:17:34] h4 as did John Banner aka Seargent Schultz

[18:18:02] h4 guten Abend bpz3d

[18:18:13] h4 bpz3d: warum bist du nicht in #ireland?

[18:18:16] h4 das ist jetzt #germany

[18:18:32] h4 außerdem sagst du moinmoin

[18:18:36] h4 bestimmt biste auch noch Norddeutscher

[18:18:41] h4 JOIN #IRELAND!

[18:18:50] h4 rude

[18:22:46] h4 .quote read 571

[18:22:50] h4 .quote read 570

[18:23:08] h4 lol what?

[18:23:32] h4 i approve of the quote

[18:46:42] h4 isn't that always the fact when talking politics?

[18:46:53] h4 either you find someone with your opinion which makes it an echo chamber

[18:46:58] h4 or you argue about it

[18:47:03] h4 which makes it completely unenjoyable

[18:47:15] h4 those must be rare

[18:47:29] h4 yeah also climate hoax

[18:48:12] h4 lol

[18:48:44] h4 Jax: but thinking that makes it easier

[18:48:57] h4 having to admit the immense complexity would probably hurt their brain

[18:49:30] h4 sure

[18:49:40] h4 you just do it like most german boomers

[18:49:50] h4 you point to "those up there" (mostly meaning politicians)

[18:49:53] h4 and expect them to fix it

[18:50:00] h4 then act all surprised when they don't

[18:50:10] h4 but don't admit any guilt

[18:50:16] h4 because what else could you have done??

[18:50:20] h4 and if all else fails

[18:50:31] h4 you just point at country <insert random country here> who isn't doing a better job

[18:50:49] h4 droughts are happening a lot lately

[18:50:54] h4 plus record temperatures every year

[18:51:01] h4 but this is all natural

[18:51:04] h4 it has happened before

[18:51:09] h4 or whatever that youtube video tells me

[18:51:26] h4 \g: put a glas of water upside down on the dried up ground

[18:51:41] h4 let him see how the ground does not suck up any water

[18:52:11] h4 unfortunately education is not high up on the list

[18:52:20] h4 so people are simply too stupid to get it

[18:52:22] h4 i guess

[18:52:42] h4 how else can you explain the huge hatred against people actually trying to do something about it?

[18:53:08] h4 .t de en adiabat

[18:53:28] h4 hey Hotties o/

[18:54:25] h4 Jax: but think about that shareholder value!!!

[18:54:49] h4 still do

[18:55:02] h4 i mean the deforestation is said to have decreased

[18:55:05] h4 but it is still going on

[18:55:47] h4 watch some idiots claiming we can just plant trees and it will all be good

[18:56:19] h4 clean it

[18:56:28] h4 is this trivia?

[18:57:23] h4 oh

[18:57:26] h4 gay

[18:57:30] h4 gn8 Mikoolo <3

[19:06:47] h4 ofc

[19:07:06] h4 stop jizzing at people

[19:07:11] h4 Tors got removed for that

[19:07:21] h4 and because he stalks your ass :D

[19:07:28] h4 and wants your ass

[19:07:36] h4 yeah

[19:07:48] h4 we can all agree on that i think

[19:07:57] h4 wow

[19:08:11] h4 you turn 13

[19:08:12] h4 nice

[19:08:28] h4 13 1/2?

[19:08:30] h4 wow

[19:08:31] h4 so drunk

[19:08:55] h4 he is like chronic

[19:08:59] h4 he basically runs rizon

[19:09:00] h4 with 13

[19:09:08] h4 ok maybe chronic wasn't an alcoholic at 13

[19:09:28] h4 yournamehere: oh just shut up already

[19:09:32] h4 fuck you ComputerTech

[19:09:34] h4 get old

[19:09:46] h4 fuck yeah i am

[19:09:51] h4 you reminded me of my mortality

[19:10:26] h4 but i don't :(

[19:10:29] h4 i don't even drink alcohol

[19:35:47] h4 eww no

[19:35:53] h4 you want to bang him?

[19:36:18] h4 i'm gonna be honest with you

[19:36:21] h4 this sounds totally gay

[19:36:25] h4 not that there's anything wrong with it

[19:37:17] h4 still gay

[20:17:50] h4 ach nein

[20:17:54] h4 it's n0s3y|afk

[20:37:12] h4 like fuck it?

[20:37:20] h4 oh

[20:37:24] h4 Herr Frogorg

[20:41:31] h4 gj Frogorg

[20:41:37] h4 did he give you harder battles though?

[20:47:37] h4 deadly: fuck cigs

[20:47:43] h4 don't be a fag and smoke fags

[21:05:25] h4 TorS probably

[21:05:51] h4 24cm he said

[21:06:11] h4 perhaps he mesaured from buttcheek to penis tip

[21:06:16] h4 *measured

[21:06:37] h4 ComputerTech: s/emaaan/ewww maan

[21:06:52] h4 emaaan: s/aw/eww/

[21:07:13] h4 emaaan: can you just choose the nick ewwmaaaan instead?

[21:07:31] h4 given the topics in here

[21:08:14] h4 careful

[21:08:15] h4 he is drunk

[21:08:19] h4 he can't contain himself

[21:08:51] h4 emaaan: s/cant/cums/

[21:09:24] h4 it's basically what you said

[21:10:10] h4 i need context though

[21:10:16] h4 i can't just drop jokes like a bot

[21:10:18] h4 not my style

[21:10:23] h4 they happen along the way

[21:10:58] h4 all hail jan6!

[21:11:22] h4 haw

[21:11:47] h4 emaaan: thought the prejudice says they do goats

[21:11:57] h4 all hail h4!

[21:12:34] h4 ready for more tors cringe?

[21:12:51] h4 nobody said no

[21:12:54] h4 here it goes

[21:12:55] h4 [23:07:56] <h4> my theory was that you started measuring at your buttcheek

[21:12:55] h4 [23:07:47] <h4> your tiny dick is being discussed as we speak

[21:12:55] h4 [23:11:34] <TorS> do u think colby have a big one

[21:12:55] h4 [23:08:02] <h4> and are actually around ~8cm

[21:13:23] h4 i should stop talking about dicks with him though

[21:13:28] h4 my foot

[21:13:29] h4 duh

[21:13:42] h4 where would you put a sock?

[21:14:13] h4 Esjay: that would look mighty weird

[21:15:09] h4 you are pissed?

[21:15:49] h4 stop hitting women you cunt

[21:15:59] h4 on the buttcheek

[21:16:02] h4 read between the lines

[21:16:11] h4 ^

[21:16:21] h4 goddamn it ComputerTech

[21:16:25] h4 stop fucking animals

[21:16:28] h4 and get a girlfriend already

[21:16:40] h4 i shall let TorS handle that

[21:17:00] h4 tors will even show you how to

[21:17:04] h4 no i'm not speaking that out loud

[21:17:36] h4 ComputerTech: you should cut onions, rub them on your hands and then touch your dick

[21:18:00] h4 DickCheney: something about sticking whatever wherever

[21:18:23] h4 emaaan: ComputerTech does not look the part

[21:18:27] h4 but he assembled quite active people

[21:18:41] h4 he sort of brought people here

[21:18:45] h4 and they joined up against him

[21:19:00] h4 and now he is getting ridiculed, bullied and beaten every day

[21:19:18] h4 Ahsoka: maybe if Russell was around

[21:19:29] h4 $in 5h all hail jan6!

[21:19:45] h4 stfu

[21:19:48] h4 KAN6

[21:19:52] h4 what a fucking failure

[21:19:55] h4 Scheitern mit Anlauf

[21:20:01] h4 Kacklappen

[21:20:19] h4 ey digga

[21:20:21] h4 you had one fucking job

[21:20:25] h4 how incompetent can you be?

[21:20:30] h4 WIE DUMM KANN EIN MENSCH SEIN!?

[21:20:43] h4 .w

[21:20:47] h4 nice summer you got there

[21:20:54] h4 .steam

[21:21:31] h4 i got kicked by that cunt

[21:21:56] h4 but i was told not to kick people

[21:22:03] h4 also i can't kick him

[21:22:06] h4 he is hiding behind owner

[21:22:18] h4 geh kacken du Fallobst

[21:23:05] h4 yeah meh

[21:23:18] h4 wow ComputerTech

[21:23:22] h4 your best buddy got his answer

[21:23:26] h4 [23:21:13] <TorS> i hear colby his penis is only 5 cm h4 :((((((((((((((((((

[21:23:30] h4 only 5cm!! :O

[21:23:35] h4 :((((((

[21:23:51] h4 .w dungannon

[21:23:57] h4 well it's 12°C

[21:23:58] h4 :D

[21:24:12] h4 ComputerTech being ComputerTech is probably sitting in his dog house

[21:24:16] h4 out in the cold and wet

[21:24:47] h4 lets change topics then

[21:24:54] h4 are your balls hanging low right now?

[21:25:20] h4 .cc 14°C in K

[21:26:32] h4 soka!

[21:27:10] h4 your mom's a lounge

[21:27:31] h4 Jein

[21:28:53] h4 oh joy

[21:28:55] h4 it's Huso-Chan

[21:29:26] h4 say jan6

[21:29:29] h4 why are we hailing you?

[21:29:34] h4 when did it start and what was the reason?

[21:30:16] h4 Herr Penisdoktor

[21:30:53] h4 emaaan: that's the guy from imitation game

[21:30:57] h4 who played Alan Turing

[21:31:17] h4 hey i demand an answer

[21:31:19] h4 not a question

[21:31:25] h4 jan5 is deprecated

[21:31:39] h4 you can find him somewhere in #legacy

[21:36:33] h4 ComputerTech: dude

[21:36:34] h4 wth?

[21:36:45] h4 is the puberty colby shining through again?

[21:37:14] h4 jan6: hanging in there

[22:20:16] h4 is this jan6 dude still here?

[22:20:18] h4 ugh

[22:20:29] h4 is he there?

[22:20:32] h4 neither

[22:20:35] h4 all fail jan6!!

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