IRC Driven

[07:40:33] h4 meh

[07:42:45] h4 rappst du gerade?

[07:42:53] h4 klingt nach Deutschrap. Reimt sich nicht mal

[07:43:05] h4 wie Kontra K dieser komische Lappen

[07:43:48] h4 holen auf biologen?

[07:43:51] h4 get rekt

[07:46:32] h4 Autoschieber, Raubkopierer

[07:46:36] h4 wooooow

[07:46:45] h4 am besten gibst du dir noch ein bisschen Karate Andi

[07:46:46] h4 :D

[13:08:00] h4 Ahsoka: did you just call her "fozy"?

[13:08:12] h4 you know that could be seen as questionable german

[13:08:18] h4 and you just called her cunt in a cute way

[13:08:24] h4 Fotze

[13:08:26] h4 you know

[13:08:32] h4 thin ice Ahsoka!

[13:08:44] h4 ComputerTech is willing to fight for her honour

[13:08:48] h4 and once he had 10 magners

[13:08:49] h4 you are done

[13:11:55] h4 don't whisper in my ear!

[13:12:41] h4 nice song logout

[13:12:43] h4 dope beat

[13:13:43] h4 i listen to Pantera when trying to fall asleep

[13:13:47] h4 .yt pantera great southern trendkill

[13:13:57] h4 not the entire album

[13:14:03] h4 well the first song is the one i was looking for

[13:14:08] h4 Fräulein Foxy

[13:19:55] h4 logout: indeed

[13:28:10] h4 oh

[13:28:11] h4 there

[13:28:13] h4 hey killpid_

[13:28:15] h4 you are new?

[16:34:47] h4 tits

[16:34:51] h4 great time to come back

[16:34:52] h4 whose tits?

[16:35:02] h4 oh

[16:35:03] h4 mew

[16:35:06] h4 *meh

[16:36:44] h4 Herr Frogorg

[16:36:49] h4 Mikoolo: how did that happen?

[16:36:52] h4 and ewww, reddit

[16:37:10] h4 uh huh

[16:37:16] h4 now without being an ass

[16:37:18] h4 what happened?

[16:37:33] h4 lol

[16:37:42] h4 good for her back i guess

[16:39:20] h4 Frogorg: nee

[16:39:23] h4 had a migraine all day

[16:39:30] h4 just slept for an hour and now i feel better

[16:39:36] h4 but i will get to it :P

[16:41:18] h4 already had ibuprofen

[16:41:21] h4 but only 400mg

[16:41:24] h4 but thx ;)

[16:44:44] h4 what does it tell her that i have never been interested in her at all?

[16:44:52] h4 neither her personality, nor her tits, nor her "talent"

[16:45:11] h4 i possible fan

[16:45:13] h4 *a

[16:46:17] h4 now he is bitching about her losing her tits though

[17:32:29] h4 oh shit

[17:32:33] h4 who let the right wing moron in?

[17:32:39] h4 hey ComputerTech

[17:32:46] h4 Mikoolo

[17:33:00] h4 wb ysalamiri

[17:33:04] h4 you weren't here for quite some time

[17:33:05] h4 what gives?

[17:33:20] h4 hey don't call him moron

[17:33:26] h4 he is quite the genius

[17:33:33] h4 yeah

[17:33:43] h4 ComputerTech: good point lol

[17:34:02] h4 gay

[17:34:25] h4 whoa

[17:36:42] h4 ayo

[17:36:43] h4 wtf?

[17:37:09] h4 ComputerTech: stop blaming logout for shitty programming

[17:45:02] h4 ofc Direktor is interested in inferior US Sport

[17:45:08] h4 der Fußballfan lol

[17:46:14] h4 Direktor must be the only guy who considers himself smart for understanding baseball :D

[17:46:35] h4 how is that projection?

[17:46:49] h4 enlighten me

[17:47:07] h4 oh

[17:47:09] h4 now you are projecting

[17:47:16] h4 that does not answer my question

[17:47:18] h4 hey Hotties

[17:47:35] h4 whoever kicks Direktor first gets a thumbs up ;)

[17:49:18] h4 huh

[17:49:21] h4 how did that happen?

[17:49:23] h4 .unban direktor

[17:49:53] h4 i wanted him to come back

[17:50:07] h4 i quoted him your messages

[17:50:12] h4 and hoped he'd come back and throw a fit

[17:50:16] h4 now i'm waiting for him to do so

[17:50:35] h4 he is bitchy

[17:50:41] h4 he refuses to come back :D

[17:51:08] h4 deine Mudda is here

[17:52:22] h4 you have to diss ComputerTech a while

[17:52:27] h4 at every opportunity

[17:52:30] h4 he will start liking you

[17:52:32] h4 and you get op

[17:52:39] h4 don't question it

[17:52:59] h4 or you go the TorS route

[17:53:01] h4 and just demand it

[17:53:04] h4 until you demand too much

[17:53:09] h4 and get bullied for it

[17:53:24] h4 whoa

[17:53:28] h4 that's too general

[17:53:34] h4 there are a lot of stupid poop noses here

[17:54:15] h4 logout

[17:54:18] h4 are we rich yet?

[17:54:26] h4 can't wait

[17:54:47] h4 first i'm gonna buy ComputerTech from his parents

[17:54:51] h4 to work in the fields

[17:56:12] h4 :O

[17:56:44] h4 drunk?

[17:57:26] h4 logout: s/v/s/

[17:57:29] h4 nice

[17:59:06] h4 !bang

[17:59:31] h4 logout, what's her powerlevel?

[17:59:52] h4 thx

[17:59:59] h4 english motherfucker

[18:00:01] h4 do you speak it?

[18:00:50] h4 you are pushing it logout

[18:00:59] h4 only german is allowed next to english

[18:01:04] h4 either you speak proper english

[18:01:06] h4 or you speak german

[18:01:07] h4 :D

[18:01:37] h4 logout: as if you could

[18:01:43] h4 we will kickban you for being a chinese spy

[18:02:18] h4 foxy: an idiot

[18:02:26] h4 who got killed for entering a wrong password repeatedly

[18:02:39] h4 Echidna [~Aoife@Rizon-C021EFF6.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com] hat den Server verlassen: Killed (irc.uworld.se (Too many invalid passwords))

[18:02:56] h4 so ChRoNiC

[18:02:57] h4 oh

[18:03:45] h4 https://blog.qualys.com/vulnerabilities-threat-research/2023/07/19/cve-2023-38408-remote-code-execution-in-opensshs-forwarded-ssh-agent

[18:03:58] h4 don't tell chronic though!

[18:04:09] h4 and upgrade your openssh :P

[18:04:19] h4 s/upgrade/update/

[18:04:39] h4 or disable agent forwarding

[18:05:13] h4 you can also just pull the network cable

[18:05:16] h4 why turn the entire machine off?

[18:05:30] h4 that's like punching the monitor for being bad at a game

[18:05:47] h4 .u aardvark

[18:06:03] h4 pull the wifi cable

[18:06:04] h4 duh

[18:06:14] h4 right?

[18:06:26] h4 you got Yaks at home?

[18:06:31] h4 and what happens to 60% of the Yaks?

[18:07:13] h4 you know

[18:07:15] h4 i had the same idea

[18:07:19] h4 wanted to make it "bitch" instead

[18:07:38] h4 typos are disallowed!!

[18:07:46] h4 every time you make a typo

[18:07:49] h4 a little ComputerTech in ireland dies

[18:08:19] h4 good question though

[18:08:25] h4 what's up with being mean to ysalamiri, logout?

[18:08:38] h4 ya salame!

[18:09:03] h4 aaaah poor kids playing

[18:09:09] h4 stole one of these baskets on wheels

[18:09:11] h4 from a supermarket

[18:09:14] h4 played with it a little

[18:09:20] h4 now it's just in the street

[18:09:25] h4 for someone else to pick up i guess

[18:09:27] h4 great job, parents!

[18:09:42] h4 guten Hunger, foxy!

[18:09:54] h4 ysalamiri: who kicked you?

[18:09:59] h4 show me his face

[18:10:11] h4 was it Colby?

[18:10:13] h4 done

[18:10:15] h4 oh

[18:10:22] h4 what?

[18:10:32] h4 ysalamiri: it was Komputer, right?

[18:10:47] h4 handled

[18:11:03] h4 another one you say?

[18:11:08] h4 done!

[18:11:25] h4 oh that wasn't yours then?

[18:13:39] h4 don't be so mean to 4G people

[18:15:02] h4 suspicious

[18:15:08] h4 got the password for "this nick"

[18:15:23] h4 so what was it?

[18:15:36] h4 sounds like a php thing

[18:16:21] h4 hope they don't mind

[18:16:33] h4 probably a mobile user

[18:52:28] h4 <~ComputerTech> dual boot

[18:52:29] h4 Dummkopf

[19:28:24] h4 oh no

[19:28:26] h4 his ass fell off

[19:28:34] h4 yep

[19:28:37] h4 oh nm

[19:28:43] h4 heatwave

[19:28:50] h4 meh

[19:28:53] h4 it's quite alright

[19:28:57] h4 mostly sunny and not too hot

[19:29:05] h4 Mikoolo: huh?

[19:29:27] h4 wow Mikoolo

[19:29:33] h4 you are selling your portable glory hole?

[19:29:37] h4 did you at least clean it properly?

[19:29:44] h4 i expect there is a lot of your saliva on the receiving end

[19:30:02] h4 ComputerTech: he does?

[19:30:10] h4 done

[19:30:26] h4 Mikoolo: you gonna answer my question?

[19:30:33] h4 ysalamiri: huh

[19:30:36] h4 it's full of germans

[19:30:36] h4 :D

[19:30:59] h4 Mikoolo: that doesn't rule out it's not your glory hole

[19:31:04] h4 maybe he is the guy you are giving blowjobs

[19:31:29] h4 it can still be yours

[19:32:17] h4 yes

[19:35:53] h4 you want californians around you?

[19:35:56] h4 lol have fun

[19:36:13] h4 you said "I WANT DIS ^"

[19:36:27] h4 it clearly points to CA, USA

[19:36:41] h4 stop pinging MAGIC

[19:36:45] h4 he is busy with his tool

[19:37:29] h4 he is fat?

[19:37:31] h4 i knew it

[19:37:35] h4 neckbeard too i bet

[19:38:34] h4 he took it quite well though

[19:38:47] h4 you take it like a champ

[19:38:50] h4 but not the same

[19:39:07] h4 first one sounds like chronic

[19:39:36] h4 #2 is def ComputerTech

[19:39:49] h4 activity should be clear

[19:40:04] h4 that all sounds like chronic :D

[19:40:09] h4 speaking of which

[19:40:36] h4 lol

[19:42:18] h4 fuck work

[19:42:26] h4 Direktor is a lazy unemployed bum instead

[19:42:32] h4 and brags about his welfare checks

[19:42:45] h4 no

[19:42:51] h4 become a reddit mod instead

[19:43:25] h4 Frogorg!!

[19:43:28] h4 i did my push ups

[19:43:31] h4 plus an hour of hula hooping

[19:43:37] h4 it's your turn

[19:43:41] h4 i'm gonna take a shit and a shower then

[19:43:43] h4 *now

[19:43:45] h4 in that order

[19:44:01] h4 huh?

[19:44:14] h4 buy one :P

[19:44:19] h4 but hula hooping with 36°C

[19:44:39] h4 well i just did it with 25°C in my apartment

[19:44:40] h4 so meh

[19:45:01] h4 wow

[19:45:03] h4 nobody will get that

[19:45:14] h4 only nazis know the 14 words

[19:45:54] h4 the fuck is so funny?

[19:46:16] h4 well a lot more

[19:46:19] h4 there was a war as well

[19:46:33] h4 oh

[19:46:38] h4 and a lot of awesome computer games

[19:46:45] h4 you know there is a game called KZ Manager

[19:46:55] h4 it did

[19:46:58] h4 i saw it after all

[19:47:00] h4 yeah

[19:47:06] h4 where you manage a concentration camp

[19:47:18] h4 it is some ancient game running on DOS (i think)

[19:47:23] h4 couldn't tell

[19:47:30] h4 i was way too young

[19:47:35] h4 plus it's verboten over here

[19:47:39] h4 rightfully so

[19:48:01] h4 to think that there are fucking nazis out there

[19:48:05] h4 who can code better than ComputerTech

[19:48:09] h4 how does that feel ComputerTech?

[19:48:32] h4 wake up

[19:48:34] h4 worky worky!

[19:48:51] h4 no

[19:48:58] h4 you will only be sleepier

[19:49:07] h4 you have to mentally get ready for work

[19:49:16] h4 just say it to yourself over and over

[19:49:18] h4 I LOVE WORKING

[19:49:37] h4 careful though

[19:49:40] h4 if you start laughing

[19:49:41] h4 it doesn't work

[19:49:47] h4 i can't keep a serious face saying that

[19:50:00] h4 but i do love working out

[19:50:05] h4 FUCK

[19:50:12] h4 the fucking finger is still on the c

[19:50:17] h4 i can't help it :D

[19:50:31] h4 nice!

[19:50:44] h4 i skip the situps. Have done them four days in a row, time for a break

[19:50:52] h4 s/situps/crunches/

[19:50:55] h4 because ComputerTech is around

[19:51:11] h4 side crunches

[19:51:21] h4 horribly so

[19:51:40] h4 updog: i also meant sit-downs

[19:51:44] h4 since i'm too fat for situps

[19:51:55] h4 right

[19:51:58] h4 this is body shaming delux

[19:51:59] h4 e

[19:52:02] h4 i am highly offended

[19:52:09] h4 in every gram of my 200000g of body weight

[19:52:17] h4 no thank you Mikoolo

[19:52:23] h4 i don't swing that way

[19:52:44] h4 appreciated

[19:53:01] h4 i heard ComputerTech was asking for a white knight with a huuuuuge lance earlier

[19:53:06] h4 .t de en Lanze

[19:53:10] h4 really?

[19:53:16] h4 $tr de en Lanze

[19:53:22] h4 $tr Lanze

[19:53:29] h4 thought so

[19:53:49] h4 digga, meine Lanze ist monströs!

[19:54:08] h4 ja kann sich selbst am ARsch lecken

[19:54:16] h4 Kontorsionist i think

[19:54:45] h4 $tr Hey ComputerTech, meine riesige Lanze wird dich zart penetrieren!

[19:54:51] h4 :D

[19:54:57] h4 nope

[19:55:11] h4 $tr h4 hat ComputerTech dabei erwischt, wie er einen von der Palme geschüttelt hat

[19:55:45] h4 oh delicately is nice too

[19:55:59] h4 wow

[19:56:02] h4 you are getting fucked tonight ComputerTech

[19:56:08] h4 hope you had at least 20 magners

[19:56:15] h4 oh yeah

[19:56:17] h4 you had at least 20

[19:56:42] h4 *der Tisch zerbricht*

[19:56:49] h4 SO, JETZT WIRD HIER MAL KLARTEXT GESPROCHEN

[19:57:40] h4 updog: well it would work

[19:57:42] h4 just a very short timer

[19:57:57] h4 $tr Sanduhr

[19:58:04] h4 yeah

[19:58:07] h4 fozy or something

[19:58:10] h4 he tried to make it sound cute

[19:58:25] h4 have we not quoted that?

[19:58:29] h4 .quote search fozy

[19:58:31] h4 .quote search fotze

[19:58:33] h4 :|

[20:00:05] h4 lol though

[20:00:40] h4 $tr Grabschändung

[20:00:44] h4 lame

[20:00:46] h4 but yeah

[20:00:50] h4 that is illegal updog

[20:01:18] h4 what?

[20:01:59] h4 updog: some may be on the curtains

[20:02:04] h4 you never know

[20:02:09] h4 dude you are a machine

[20:02:15] h4 now if you would just find a female breeding machine

[20:02:20] h4 you'd have an army

[20:02:24] h4 you could invade Dunghill

[20:02:30] h4 and take care of the ComputerTech problem once and for all

[20:02:45] h4 he said it so many times

[20:02:49] h4 how could you even forget?

[20:02:57] h4 you guys are born in august?

[20:03:00] h4 fags

[20:03:17] h4 whoa

[20:03:42] h4 no

[20:03:42] h4 !

[20:03:55] h4 then you need to remove the akick for tors

[20:04:02] h4 fuck the leos

[20:04:08] h4 Frogorg: negative

[20:04:18] h4 lol

[20:04:28] h4 Frogorg: no!

[20:04:30] h4 drugs are bad

[20:04:31] h4 mmmkay?

[20:04:40] h4 stfu ComputerTech

[20:04:47] h4 alcohol is a drug as well

[20:04:50] h4 so stfu you lost cause

[20:04:59] h4 yeah

[20:05:00] h4 stop kicking h4

[20:05:31] h4 Frogorg: that's not an all-nighter though :O

[20:05:39] h4 Frogorg is based

[20:05:43] h4 stfu ComputerTech

[20:05:46] h4 alcohol is a drug as well

[20:05:48] h4 you lost cause

[20:06:01] h4 finally

[20:06:08] h4 lets just hope he does not return

[20:06:11] h4 go away!

[20:06:24] h4 fuck Colby

[20:06:36] h4 and fuck ComputerTech

[20:06:49] h4 haha

[20:06:53] h4 oh shit

[20:06:57] h4 i wanted to take a shit and a shower

[20:07:00] h4 stop distracting me!

[20:07:03] h4 fucking ComputerCunt

[20:07:38] h4 hands off Frogorg

[20:07:39] h4 i like him

[20:07:49] h4 fuck off ComputerTech

[20:08:03] h4 i'm cooler than you anyways

[20:08:08] h4 man this turned gay

[20:08:30] h4 okay brb finally gonna take that shower

[20:08:38] h4 stfu

[20:08:43] h4 ComputerTech:

[20:08:45] h4 .yt stfu donnie

[20:33:00] h4 ugh

[20:33:33] h4 <+updog> h4, Frogorg and n0s3y|afk working out https://i.4cdn.org/fit/1689882342266783.webm

[20:33:34] h4 who is who?

[20:34:30] h4 why is that?

[20:35:48] h4 foxy: nice

[20:36:05] h4 but can the dude in front of me stop grinding on me?

[20:36:09] h4 i'm trying to work out

[20:39:40] h4 germans invented love

[20:39:44] h4 and romance

[20:40:38] h4 ja sowieso

[20:41:04] h4 eww

[20:41:26] h4 also large scale

[20:41:55] h4 but i think the brits did these atrocities before us

[20:41:56] h4 in africa

[20:41:59] h4 only not as efficient

[20:42:15] h4 yea

[20:42:19] h4 fuck the brits

[20:42:25] h4 updog: among the worst

[20:42:39] h4 foxy: s/were/are/

[20:42:53] h4 lol

[20:42:59] h4 it was about owning it

[20:43:00] h4 not using it

[20:43:21] h4 but it was the germans

[20:43:22] h4 right?

[20:43:28] h4 always the germans

[20:43:44] h4 n0s3y|afk! Get the Flammenwerfer

[20:44:00] h4 the potato people

[20:53:15] h4 nein

[20:53:16] h4 negative

[20:58:09] h4 Esjay: isn't there aspartam in there or something?

[20:58:12] h4 can cause cancer

[20:58:27] h4 $t süßstoff

[20:58:31] h4 $tr süßstoff

[20:58:35] h4 makes sense

[20:59:49] h4 you want to get diarrhea?

[20:59:57] h4 that hurts like hell after some time

[21:00:08] h4 $tr magen-darm-grippe

[21:00:14] h4 that shit was the worst last time

[21:00:24] h4 i couldn't decide between crying because i was puking every five mins

[21:00:29] h4 or crying because my fucking hole burned like hell

[21:00:32] h4 and i kept shitting

[21:00:44] h4 so a light diarrhea

[21:00:58] h4 lol

[21:01:08] h4 i hated the throwing up part

[21:01:11] h4 it made me thirsty as hell

[21:01:22] h4 but every time i drank it guaranteed that i'd be throwing up again

[21:01:46] h4 i got it from my niece who got it from the Kindergarten

[21:01:52] h4 haven't had that shit for 16 years

[21:02:04] h4 well fair enough, last time i suffered from these symtpoms it was

[21:02:07] h4 $tr pfeiffersches Drüsenfieber

[21:02:12] h4 that was hell as well

[21:02:27] h4 also very high fever, i even hallucinated

[21:02:44] h4 yeah sounds about right

[21:03:05] h4 but it's over in a day or two

[21:03:11] h4 the glandular fever thing however

[21:03:13] h4 held for two weeks

[21:04:40] h4 haha

[21:21:20] h4 huh

[21:22:06] h4 try that again

[21:22:14] h4 just .k

[21:22:19] h4 or /kick

[21:22:32] h4 copy and paste

[21:22:34] h4 i just wrote it

[21:22:48] h4 not implemented yet

[21:22:51] h4 anally rape ComputerTech

[21:22:53] h4 and he will implement it

[21:24:42] h4 lol

[21:24:44] h4 nice

[21:24:46] h4 trolling duck

[21:28:55] h4 again?

[22:55:52] h4 stfu ComputerTech

[22:55:54] h4 don't wake me up

[22:55:59] h4 wtf is wrong with you?

[22:56:10] h4 oh it's ughk

[22:57:19] h4 DICK

[22:57:22] h4 oh sorry

[22:59:36] h4 sur: alright

[22:59:38] h4 you get to fight tors

[22:59:42] h4 oiled up!

[23:00:55] h4 so why is that moron here again?

[23:01:12] h4 the idiot who will speak soon

[23:02:30] h4 Mikoolo: true

[23:02:31] h4 gj

[23:03:09] h4 Harzilein: FOTZE

[23:03:14] h4 wth is wrong with you?

[23:03:31] h4 lol

[23:04:35] h4 so foxy

[23:04:40] h4 why do you keep attracting idiots?

[23:04:58] h4 congrats wez

[23:05:26] h4 lol

[23:09:39] h4 irish666: that can be combined

[23:10:11] h4 oh fosters is nice

[23:10:32] h4 fuck yeah murica

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