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Wednesday, August 9, 2023

[00:04:19] \g irish666 how do you feel about soggy biscuits

[00:20:35] \g UK is weird

[00:20:41] \g In that male college students play that soggy biscuit game

[00:20:45] \g Is that their gay experience?

[00:20:56] \g Is that a requirement for british kids

[00:33:29] \g Serion: wtf am I looking at

[00:46:45] \g .u mahb

[00:46:51] \g ¯\(°_o)/¯

[00:47:05] \g ???

[00:47:13] \g My wrist doesn't move

[00:47:16] \g Because my whole arm moves

[00:47:20] \g :^)))))

[00:47:56] \g .quote 1

[00:48:00] \g .quote read 1

[00:48:20] \g wait

[00:48:41] \g h4 is h4rb1ng3rs?

[00:48:48] \g I guess that makes sense in hindsight

[00:49:04] \g Is Serion the second coming of Ahsoka or what

[00:50:39] \g .kb serion mahb deez nuts in your mouth

[00:50:44] \g .unban serion

[00:51:17] \g so that means you're a gay pizza

[00:54:56] \g blue waffle

[02:06:12] \g dweeb

[02:14:07] \g u

[04:15:37] \g In Germany you only rent grave space

[04:15:38] \g TIL

[05:16:32] \g if saturated fat isn't inherently bad for you, does that mean chicken skin isn't terrible for you too

[05:16:38] \g I've always read chicken skin is bad for you

[05:21:48] \g once you chop one cat's balls off you've chopped all their balls off

[05:23:55] \g Man fuck Google Photos and their unnecessarily long ass file names

[05:37:56] \g https://streamable.com/kj8ov0

[06:22:59] \g ppap

[06:41:14] \g why did you mark it as erotic tho

[06:41:18] \g dweeb

[15:30:19] \g ur rigged

[15:51:04] \g hi Hotties

[16:03:42] \g https://media.tenor.com/r6tGGXRQnhcAAAAM/tipping-smile.gif

[16:03:49] \g found h4

[16:56:44] \g [09:18AM] [Fensta] any of you listen to howard stern when george takei was on it ? <- only time I saw george takei on howard stern was when he gave the straight dude a handjob

[17:08:48] \g wof: Probably

[17:08:49] \g Not clicking

[17:08:50] \g lul

[17:18:17] \g Question

[17:18:19] \g Why is the milk green???

[17:18:23] \g Is it like weed milk

[17:18:45] \g isn't skim milk just milk with lactose removed

[17:18:56] \g o

[17:19:05] \g So it's less than 1%?

[17:19:10] \g Cuz 1% is already a thing I think

[17:19:23] \g 2% is a thing too

[17:19:28] \g I think whole milk is 3%?

[17:19:46] \g Oh, 3.25%

[17:19:54] \g Speaking of 100%

[17:20:10] \g I think whale milk has the highest fat of any mammal's milk in the world

[17:20:12] \g at 42%

[17:20:15] \g That shit comes out solid

[17:20:18] \g It's disgusting

[17:20:35] \g Probably old rich white guys

[17:20:42] \g that wear top hats

[17:20:48] \g and have funny moustaches

[17:21:09] \g who the fuck drinks milk with tendies

[17:21:12] \g wtf

[17:21:14] \g serial killer

[17:21:17] \g Like the girl from Get Out

[17:21:23] \g eating a bowl of dry cereal while drinking milk

[17:21:32] \g That's what I assumed greenMilk

[17:21:33] \g .u tendies

[17:24:47] \g I'm lactose intolerant af

[17:25:05] \g .quote add [kot] yeah thats why i only put human milk in my cereal

[17:25:16] \g greenMilk: Because it's dead

[17:25:17] \g If I don't eat it

[17:25:20] \g Someone/something else will

[17:25:25] \g And I'm not a fuckin loser

[17:25:26] \g I'm #1

[17:26:08] \g If animals aren't meant to be eaten, why do they taste so good???

[17:26:13] \g Checkmate, athiests

[17:29:47] \g I think

[17:29:56] \g If I watched an animal get slaughtered and was still capable of eating it

[17:30:01] \g What would stop me from eating my fellow man

[17:30:56] \g I hear human meat is super unhealthy and can fuck you up at a genetic level

[17:31:01] \g so I'd avoid it personaslly

[17:31:14] \g wof: Why wouldn't dog taste great

[17:31:47] \g I assume both dog and cat taste great, considering rabbit, frog, chicken, cow, deer, and lamb all taste great

[17:32:15] \g that's lacist

[17:32:21] \g Chinamen do it too

[17:32:58] \g X

[17:33:06] \g When you start feeling those starving pains

[17:33:09] \g I mean those real starving pains

[17:33:12] \g After several days

[17:33:15] \g You'll reconsider

[17:33:31] \g Because the pain won't end fast enough

[17:33:36] \g So the only thing you can do is kys or eat

[17:34:37] \g I've never had duck

[17:34:44] \g I'd like to try it

[17:36:24] \g I kinda want a pet duck

[17:36:33] \g I wonder if it's difficult to pottytrain them

[17:36:54] \g TIL

[17:37:51] \g Can ducks control when they poop? Unlike humans, ducks don’t have sphincter muscles, so they can’t control when or where they poop. A baby duck can poop up to every 15 minutes, and adult ducks poop as often as once an hour.

[17:38:01] \g Can You House Train a Duck?

[17:38:01] \g The simple answer is no. You cannot potty train your duck. But if you have patience and dedication to spare, then there’s a chance that you can keep the duck poop to one area of the house.

[17:38:11] \g I have neither patience nor dedication

[17:38:14] \g So I guess ducks aren't for me

[17:38:15] \g :(

[17:38:33] \g What if I breed a duck with sphincter muscles...

[17:39:30] \g Fuck

[17:39:37] \g I was going to say I do

[17:39:45] \g But remembered I'm having a baby soon and then have to go back to driving into work in October

[17:39:50] \g There goes all my time

[17:40:00] \g I IRC while working

[17:40:04] \g Which is why I'm here pretty much all day

[17:41:26] \g idk even right before covid, I'd just remote into my home PC while at work lmao

[17:42:58] \g Mikoolo jealous of my awesome license plate it's ok

[17:43:16] \g It's a digital plate

[17:43:35] \g FU I got it on sale

[17:43:55] \g I wanted to get a personalized plate but everything I tried was already taken

[17:44:09] \g I think they're like $60 or $80 a year

[17:44:22] \g lol hella expensive in UK

[17:44:44] \g Rakash Ramaswamy Harahardar

[17:44:48] \g Prakash*

[17:45:33] \g https://streamable.com/8xvdcw

[17:45:35] \g Yeah

[17:45:39] \g But normal price was like $1000

[17:45:43] \g So 30% off!

[17:45:44] \g Win!

[17:45:54] \g Fensta: I saw that

[17:46:08] \g https://streamable.com/kj8ov0

[17:48:47] \g Orange cats are hella friendly

[17:48:49] \g Also really dumb

[17:49:03] \g Maybe the dumb is why they're friendly

[17:49:07] \g They're not as skiddish

[17:49:21] \g idk, my cats are needy af

[17:49:44] \g They all love me

[17:49:46] \g Like doge

[17:50:38] \g Also whoever says they don't like belly rubs probably has a broken cat https://streamable.com/2mvjku https://streamable.com/hzyt0m

[17:52:12] \g HelderHeid: s/been/been since Underdose left

[17:52:48] \g Yeah I see him on Discord and reddit and imgur every now and then

[17:53:08] \g Sure

[17:53:13] \g He only left Rizon

[17:53:21] \g Not like he left the internet

[17:53:43] \g AbroadinJapan always looks like he's sleep deprived

[17:56:30] \g Wait who is Sharla

[17:59:37] \g didn't pewdiepie move to Japan too

[17:59:45] \g Seems to be the Youtuber move

[17:59:54] \g Mikoolo: Sounds like demo

[18:00:07] \g Is it demo

[18:00:18] \g My second guess was going to be Scott but I don't think I've ever seen him do a suppressor video

[18:00:20] \g He always does like

[18:00:23] \g Elephant gun shit

[18:00:45] \g Or X vs Y

[18:01:12] \g I'd like to see what it can really do to a human :^)

[18:13:48] \g Shar is quite average looking

[19:18:08] \g I think I'd rather have extra neck than no neck

[19:40:15] \g .t lass mal nach sieäddl.

[19:40:21] \g .t aber die Pis kannste jetzt wieder kaufen

[19:40:27] \g .t und der Preis sinkt auch

[19:40:33] \g .t dafür in die verrückten Staaten von Amerika zu reisen

[19:40:46] \g .t ist Overkill

[19:40:55] \g .t außerdem ist die Gefahr imminent, dort erschossen zu werden

[19:41:05] \g no

[19:41:08] \g .t kann der Kerl nicht einfach Deutsch lernen?

[19:41:49] \g .u ist dem so?

[19:41:53] \g .t ist dem so?

[19:41:58] \g .t lang nich mehr nachgeschaut.

[19:42:04] \g .t so las ich

[19:42:35] \g .t ick gloob wa müssn bissel anders schreiben

[19:42:43] \g .t dit is einfach nich jeheim jenuch

[19:43:02] \g .t scho rechd.

[19:43:23] \g .t nu schaus dia ma den verwirrten Macker an

[19:44:22] \g .t winzigweich

[19:44:31] \g .t dacht immer das sei Mikroschrott

[21:01:24] \g https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/209005002004496384/1138940039720620073/image.png chatgpt's morals really hinder it's ability to be *great*

[21:08:27] \g WSL

[21:08:30] \g Windows as a Second Language

[21:08:33] \g :>

[21:08:44] \g i know what it is lol

[21:09:23] \g I have a debian box in my homelab for all of my linux needs

[21:09:24] \g tyvm

[21:09:34] \g Imagine that Blacked meme picture

[21:09:38] \g With the one white chick on the couch

[21:09:43] \g And like 8 black dudes standing behind her

[21:09:52] \g My Windows machines are the black dudes, the debian box is the white girl

[21:10:21] \g I'm not clicking any more of your links

[21:10:25] \g Because you keep marking them as erotic

[21:15:19] \g Uh

[21:15:19] \g Yeah

[21:15:22] \g Because Tinder is for love

[21:15:30] \g Nobody uses tinder for friends, even if they support that functionality

[21:41:44] \g how did it land on you

[21:41:47] \g why was it flying

[21:41:57] \g did it descend from teh ceiling

[21:43:34] \g I don't throw spiders

[21:43:37] \g I obliterate them

[22:41:32] \g https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/209005002004496384/1138965218890887178/image.png what a wierd ass random email I just stumbled across

[22:41:52] \g I know exactly 0 Emmas

[22:42:06] \g seem to know my real name tho

[22:42:13] \g !bang

[22:42:15] \g !bang

[22:42:17] \g !reload

[22:42:20] \g Did I get it

[22:42:32] \g meh

[23:30:01] \g Netflix is working on an Avatar TLA series

[23:30:04] \g I'm sure that'll end well

[23:30:38] \g I haven't gotten to it yet, I wans to rewatch the first series

[23:30:41] \g want*

[23:30:44] \g As I remember very little about it

[23:30:49] \g (Yes I know the two are unrelated)

[23:31:13] \g Even bigger reason for me to rewatch it first

[23:31:22] \g I was trying to rewatch Cowboy Bebop before I watched the live action

[23:31:27] \g Got like two episodes in and forgot about it

[23:31:39] \g Every server had a vash_the_stampede

[23:56:30] \g i am gee

[23:56:36] \g what's updog

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