Wednesday, August 9, 2023
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irish666 how do you feel about soggy biscuits
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irish666
I’ll tell you something
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Serion
ill tell you what
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irish666
My cousin asked for limp bizkit cd from my mum as a kid, so she goes to the shop and she’s all… soggy biscuit please! And she like retells this story a lot… anyway years later I’m in the USA and I find out that they was the gag the whole time and oh fuck the back story behind that shit lol
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foxy
.u soggy biscuits
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Internets
:: [1/10] soggy biscuit :: A male masturbating game. Contestants all [jack off] onto a [digestive biscuit].whoever shoots his load first onto [the biscuit] is deemed the winner! The loser.... eats the biscuit ::
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Internets
:: [3/10] soggy biscuit :: A game where guys who are [premature] ejaculators are [winners] and guys with [staying power] are losers. ::
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Internets
:: [2/10] Soggy Biscuits :: (n) A game in which men race to ejaculate on a [biscuit]. [The last one] to ejaculate loses, and has to eat the "[soggy biscuit]". ::
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Kuro-chan
really did not need to know that
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irish666
American college it’s ok kuro
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Kuro-chan
I never participated in american college
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irish666
Instead of a personal statement they just do that instead
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Peorth
bursts into the channel through the wall
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UK is weird
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\g
In that male college students play that soggy biscuit game
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\g
Is that their gay experience?
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\g
Is that a requirement for british kids
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Serion
don't think that's a thing
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Internets
:: [1/10] pillow princess :: (1) A girl (of any sexuality) who likes to receive sexual pleasure, but does not often [return the favor] herself. / (2) A (usually humorous, often self-deprecating) term to refer to a gay man who alm... ::
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Internets
:: [3/10] pillow princess :: A [LGBTQ]+ woman who would rather to [receive] sexual Stimulation, instead of [giving it] ::
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Internets
:: [2/10] pillow princess :: A woman who enjoys sex, but prefers not to [reciprocate] as much as he gives. She feels both parties' [pleasure] should be reached by [pleasuring] her. ::
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Serion
it was always a pizza base and it was always your entire form group at the end of every term
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Serion
"a few guys around a biscuit"
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irish666
Managed to pick up this footie shirt I was after
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irish666
80 squid less than expected
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Syndus_
PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!
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Syndus_
WHO WANTS A BODY MASSAGE?
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Kuro-chan
looks up and sees ComputerTech
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Kuro-chan
reaches up and tries to paw
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ComputerTech
picks Kuro-chan up
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ComputerTech
pets Kuro-chan's head
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Kuro-chan
hovers in mid-air
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Rizon
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Kuro-chan
leans into pettings
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Syndus_
This is like the plot to an episode of ghost stories
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Syndus_
CT is the lil brother
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Syndus_
.yt ghost stories bunny rabbit
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bandit
set mode +b *!*@Rizon-FF2E5DDA.org
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bandit
kicked dmt (bandit)
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bandit
foudn the owner
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Serion
what was that baout? xD
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bandit
set mode -b *!*@Rizon-FF2E5DDA.org
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bandit
sneaking around in my channel
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Serion: wtf am I looking at
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ComputerTech
bandit, but that doesn't mean you can ban him in here lmao
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ComputerTech
shakes his head
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bandit
I do what I want
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bandit
go back to your beer
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Serion
\g photos I took that are ridiculously up close
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foxy
kicked ComputerTech (huh?)
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set mode +qo ComputerTech ComputerTech
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ComputerTech
ok when she kicks she makes sense tho ;P
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bandit
drink a beer
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Serion
stop fucking around
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\g
kicked ComputerTech (*\g pats CT [kick count:50])
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\g
set mode -q \g
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ComputerTech
wiggles at patz
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
Serion > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
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DuckHunt
Serion > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 1/2
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DuckHunt
Serion > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 3.776s, which makes you a total of 89 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt
Serion > You don't need to use a gun brush.
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Serion
why do I always thinkg its 13
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DuckHunt
Serion > You equip your gun with an infrared detector in exchange for 15 xp points. This device locks the trigger of your gun when there is no duck around and lasts for 24h and 6 uses.
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bandit
ComputerTech
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bandit
teah dmt register
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Serion
teach dmt how to register?
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Serion
Why can't you do it
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bandit
Serion no one asked you
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ComputerTech
makes popcorn
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bandit
make me some
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bandit
been a while
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ComputerTech
throws poocorn at bandit
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bandit
ComputerTech
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bandit
did you have a good bday
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ComputerTech
i'm a bit sick now, spent too long in airports imo
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foxy
he still didn't get laid
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bandit
tors wasn't around
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bandit
thats how aids starts
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bandit
oh wait you can't
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bandit
because hes dead
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bandit
ComputerTech that is cute though
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bandit
you and tors have bday together
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ComputerTech
many share a bday weak with me in here
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bandit
yes but, this is tors
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bandit
I have no doubts
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bandit
that he would make love to you if he saw you
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bandit
ComputerTech
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bandit
come to the states
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bandit
we will invite tors
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foxy
.yt eazy e
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bandit
for a hunting game
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bandit
let him loose and track him
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bandit
would be fun
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DuckHunt
The last duck has been seen 7 minutes and 0 second ago.
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
Peorth > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/2 | Chargers: 4/4
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DuckHunt
Peorth > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 2/2 | Chargers: 3/4
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DuckHunt
Serion > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 5/6 | Chargers: 1/2
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DuckHunt
Peorth > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 8.474s, which makes you a total of 203 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt
Serion > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 5/6 | Chargers: 1/2
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DuckHunt
Serion > *CLICK* Trigger locked.
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DuckHunt
Peorth > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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Serion
I let him have that one
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Serion
I hope your readywhen I step into
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Serion
Maximum... OVERDRIVE
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DuckHunt
Serion > You already own this item. It will expire in 23 hours 52 minutes and 37 seconds, 5 uses left.
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Serion
Oh yeah i forgot
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Serion
10! I want 10!
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DuckHunt
Serion > You just bought a four leaf clover in exchange for 13 xp points. This lucky charm will make you earn 7 extra xp points for each duck shot for 24h.
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Serion
yeah them macro photos came out good considering i was using cheap close-up lens filters
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Serion
too bad the focal plane is like, 2mm so getting anything sharp is ridiculously hard
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Peorth
.quote add 19:42:00 <~Peorth> !lastduck 19:42:00 <+DuckHunt> -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK 19:42:00 <+DuckHunt> The last duck has been seen 7 minutes and 0 second ago.
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[Quote] Added quote #624 by Peorth
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[Quote] 19:42:00 <~Peorth> !lastduck 19:42:00 <+DuckHunt> -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK 19:42:00 <+DuckHunt> The last duck has been seen 7 minutes and 0 second ago.
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[Quote] [12:23] (+ChanStat) (ChanRank): Channel rank for #computertech is 2 out of 223 with a score of 28847.
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Peorth
.quote random
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[Quote] #211 added by ComputerTech 50 weeks 4 days 13 hours 20 minutes 27 seconds ago.
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Serion
I didnt notice that peorth
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Peorth
that's a lame quote yes
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Peorth
.quote del 211
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Serion
this mahb is everywhere
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Serion
like why do they make this stuff
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Peorth
.quote random
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[Quote] #108 added by ct 1 year 15 weeks 3 days 8 hours 38 minutes 30 seconds ago.
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[Quote] 14:53 <+socraticDev> i am socrcerer 14:57 <&wof> i knew it! 14:58 <&wof> vae gf is back!
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Peorth
.quote random
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[Quote] #61 added by ComputerTech 1 year 24 weeks 4 days 7 hours 32 minutes 35 seconds ago.
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[Quote] (@irish666) i like the northern irish there, it's like having a loyal watchdog looking out at across the Atlantic and at the untrustworthy Americans also simultaneously keeping an eye on the untrustworthy scots
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Serion
Does anyone even like mahb?
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:: [2/4] Mahb :: Mahb is a word that can be [randomly] said whenever/wherever. / / Mahb can be used when someone gets told or extremely [humiliated] by someone. / Mahb can also be said when you are at school/work an... ::
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Internets
:: [3/4] STONEY MAHB :: When your so high that you [cant] even [function] [properly]. ::
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Internets
:: [1/4] Mahbed :: An [Accident], or a slang for [my bad]. / / Also can be used as a Title or name hence Mahbed’s [Plan] ::
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[Quote] #380 added by irishh 20 weeks 6 days 7 hours 37 minutes 25 seconds ago.
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[Quote] 17:07:18 <\g> My wrist doesn't move at all
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Serion
Mahb - you know
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\g
My wrist doesn't move
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\g
Because my whole arm moves
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Serion
I thought *you* of all people would know about mahb CT
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[Quote] #133 added by foxy 1 year 9 weeks 2 days 7 hours 16 minutes 21 seconds ago.
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[Quote] ComputerTech> nappie = diaper <foxy> ComputerTech wears diapers <ComputerTech> shh ComputerTech> only ones made out of wool <h4> figures
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\g
.quote read 1
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[Quote] #1 added by Foxy 2 years 33 weeks 5 days 16 hours 5 minutes 44 seconds ago.
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[Quote] *+h4rb1ng3rspets CTs dick
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h4 is h4rb1ng3rs?
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Serion
hav sum mahb CT
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\g
I guess that makes sense in hindsight
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Serion
mahb in your face
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\g
Is Serion the second coming of Ahsoka or what
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Serion
idk I thought hed ask what it is if he didnt know
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Serion
I assumed he would
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ComputerTech
but honestly this flu is annoying my head
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irish666
Just did some grip training
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Serion
mahb would help
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\g
.kb serion mahb deez nuts in your mouth
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Rizon
set mode +b *!*@Rizon-4632D436.co.uk
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Rizon
kicked Serion (mahb deez nuts in your mouth)
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\g
.unban serion
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set mode +o Serion
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Serion
Do you like Pizza?
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\g
so that means you're a gay pizza
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Serion
pizza this dick
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Serion
you have a fever or somthing
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Syndus_
Did blue oyster have a sax?
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\g
blue waffle
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
Serion > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 3.504s, which makes you a total of 90 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [17 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
foxy > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 2.472s, which makes you a total of 542 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt
foxy > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find a hunting magazine. Reading it makes you gain 30 xp points ! [30 xp]
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DuckHunt
foxy > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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dabs
computertech hi sorry for late reply
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dabs
settling in
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Clive_Rosfield
Kuro-chan the bad potatoes went to England to blemtroobiate the king.
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tr
[T] <TeKn0Shaman> rub some icy hot on them
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tr
[T] <TeKn0Shaman> lol
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Clive_Rosfield
.quote add <+Syndus_> My balls hurt <%Clive_Rosfield> Want me to rub them? <+Syndus_> No <%Clive_Rosfield> Good.
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[Quote] <+Syndus_> My balls hurt <%Clive_Rosfield> Want me to rub them? <+Syndus_> No <%Clive_Rosfield> Good.
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[Quote] Added quote #625 by Clive_Rosfield
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foxy
i'm in voice chat
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foxy
someone come join me
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Serion
I knew a TeKnOS, used to run Tripsit
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Clive_Rosfield
Kuro-chan, there was a man who lived in Japan who got kicked in his can with a pan.
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Kuro-chan
for such cruelty, there must be a ban
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Peorth
yeah lets ban ComputerTech
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Peorth
.kb ComputerTech banned
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[S] <@Spirit> .kb peorth
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Serion
I will in a bit foxy
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
Serion > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 1.464s, which makes you a total of 91 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [17 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt
Clive_Rosfield > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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Serion
i still recon breads too expense
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
Serion > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 1.356s, which makes you a total of 92 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [17 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt
Clive_Rosfield > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 4/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt
foxy > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 1/1 | Chargers: 5/5
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Serion
Ill come now if you want but music
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foxy
butt music?
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Serion
almost finished my email server
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Serion
Im listening to my own farts
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
Serion > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 2.13s, which makes you a total of 93 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 7 (duck pest). \_X< *KWAK* [17 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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Serion
someone should make a feature in tmux or some shit where you can assign directories to funtion keys
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Serion
I would just fucking cum everywhere
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Serion
F1 for Home, F2 for /var/www/myshitwebsite.com, F3 for /var/lib/myillegaldownloads/
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Serion
CREATE USER 'lololololol'@'localhost' IDENTIFIED BY 'MOTHERFUCKINGEMAILMYSQLDATABASEUSERYOUDUMBCUNT';
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
Serion > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 2.122s, which makes you a total of 94 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [17 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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Serion
u and your friends think so highly of each other you probably suck each other off
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Lex
that's cute
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Serion
its a quote from letterkenny
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Serion
go watch it xD
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Lex
pitter patter
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Serion
You're pumping the breaks on the super soft birthday party?
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Lex
my brother loves the drug addict emo kids in that show
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Serion
You bet im stomping the breaks, im putting that thing through the fucking windshield there needs to be a unicorn.
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Serion
the writings so good
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Serion
Lex, how're you now?
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Lex
Serion, i'm good, just eating breakfast and preparing for a class in 2 hours
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Serion
I used allegeedslys
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Serion
The way squirrely dan says it
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Serion
adsses Sses toos everythings
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Serion
or rather everythingses
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
Serion > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/4 | Chargers: 1/3
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DuckHunt
Serion > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 0/3
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DuckHunt
Serion > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
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DuckHunt
Serion > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 3/4 | Chargers: 0/3
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DuckHunt
Serion > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 7.204s, which makes you a total of 95 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [17 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt
Serion > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find a ducks detector ! You will be warned by a notice when the next duck soars.
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
Serion > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 2/4 | Chargers: 0/3
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DuckHunt
Serion > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 2/4 | Chargers: 0/3
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DuckHunt
Serion > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 2/4 | Chargers: 0/3
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DuckHunt
Serion > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 2/4 | Chargers: 0/3
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DuckHunt
Serion > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 2/4 | Chargers: 0/3
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DuckHunt
Serion > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 2/4 | Chargers: 0/3