IRC Driven

[00:00:02] Serion FUCKYOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[00:00:13] vamp -_-

[00:00:18] * vamp actually laughed

[00:00:24] vamp ggwp

[00:00:36] Haqbard lol

[00:00:43] Haqbard i googled mahb

[00:00:57] Serion .quote add http://dmp.serion.pro/serion/1f55292ea85f4ac5ab8c8fd9e2fb5937

[00:00:58] Quotes [Quote] http://dmp.serion.pro/serion/1f55292ea85f4ac5ab8c8fd9e2fb5937

[00:00:58] Quotes [Quote] Added quote #630 by Serion

[00:01:01] Serion REKKT

[00:01:13] Haqbard The Millennium Alliance for Humanity and the Biosphere (MAHB, pronounced “mob”) is a meeting place for global civil society — citizens concerned with the ...

[00:01:14] Serion sorry

[00:01:56] Serion I got one question tho

[00:01:58] Serion camp

[00:02:01] Serion do you like pizza?

[00:02:08] Serion *vamp

[00:02:20] * vamp thinks vewy carefully

[00:02:24] vamp Serion, no

[00:02:30] Serion ...You dont like pizza?

[00:02:41] vamp oke you got me, i love pizza

[00:02:47] Serion pizza this dick

[00:02:49] Haqbard who don't like pizza? :>

[00:02:53] Serion hahahahahhaahahhaha

[00:02:56] Haqbard lol

[00:02:56] vamp -_-

[00:02:59] vamp kek

[00:03:17] vamp thanks dude, now i'm hungwies

[00:03:31] Haqbard or horney

[00:04:17] vamp Haqbard, for some reason, coffee activates my lewd instincts

[00:04:25] vamp thanks to my ancestors

[00:04:37] Haqbard :))

[00:05:01] Haqbard coffe is the acctivator

[00:05:26] vamp what is your trigger

[00:05:38] Haqbard 02:05 here

[00:05:45] Haqbard have no trigger right now

[00:05:48] Haqbard just the bad

[00:06:02] Haqbard :>

[00:06:05] vamp ;_;

[00:06:17] vamp midnight to 6AM is kino time

[00:07:08] vamp nocturnal sisters rise up

[00:07:09] foxy https://www.dailystar.co.uk/love-sex/i-found-mums-sex-toy-30661327?utm_source=linkCopy&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sharebar

[00:07:26] foxy the reason why you should never look under your moms bed

[00:08:28] vamp someone probably fapped to this

[00:09:28] Haqbard lol... who makes replica of it

[00:09:30] Haqbard s...

[00:09:48] * Kuro-chan plays a classic game boy in his basket

[00:11:02] vamp Kuro-chan, comfy

[00:11:10] Kuro-chan yeah

[00:11:12] Kuro-chan I have to be

[00:11:18] Kuro-chan CT is not here to pet me. '-'

[00:11:32] Kuro-chan and I am aching like hell from today's hard work

[00:11:59] Haqbard The question is, how did foxy come across such news? :) ))

[00:12:12] vamp Kuro-chan, physical work activates my horny O_O

[00:12:17] vamp Kuro-chan, it's good

[00:12:27] Kuro-chan I was moving 100lb log pieces

[00:12:33] Kuro-chan using a log splitter

[00:12:39] Kuro-chan hauling the pieces around, too

[00:12:41] Kuro-chan got a lot done

[00:13:28] vamp aaaaaaah i wan work with you Kuro-chan

[00:13:35] vamp for free

[00:13:45] vamp but coffee and smokes on you

[00:13:45] Kuro-chan it was an intense case of working hard with my hands.

[00:13:49] Kuro-chan I'll be making bread, tomorrow

[00:13:57] Kuro-chan another instance of using my hands to work on stuff

[00:15:40] vamp lucky

[00:16:14] Kuro-chan by the time I was done, I was a stinky mess.

[00:16:23] Kuro-chan and also smelled like burned chainsaw smoke

[00:16:25] * Haqbard night

[00:16:31] Kuro-chan night

[00:16:47] Haqbard >:D<

[00:16:50] vamp Haqbard, nini

[00:16:55] vamp Kuro-chan, stinky -_-

[00:16:58] * vamp sniffs Kuro-chan

[00:17:02] Kuro-chan I won't be now

[00:17:06] Kuro-chan I washied, earlier

[00:17:25] Clive_Rosfield Kuro-chan, I just pulled a sneezy bizbomb.

[00:17:28] vamp scrub scrub

[00:17:40] Kuro-chan yup, had my rubber ducky and all

[00:18:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[00:18:03] Clive_Rosfield !bang

[00:18:03] Serion !bang

[00:18:03] DuckHunt Clive_Rosfield > *BOOM* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -3] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *

[00:18:04] DuckHunt Serion > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]

[00:18:05] Clive_Rosfield !bang

[00:18:05] DuckHunt Clive_Rosfield > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 2/2

[00:18:05] Serion !bang

[00:18:05] foxy oh iwas scrolling on fb

[00:18:05] DuckHunt Serion > *BANG* You shot down the golden duck in 4.972s, which makes you a total of 108 ducks (including 11 golden ducks) on #computertech. You are promoted to level 9 (duck plucker). \_X< *KWAK* [67 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[00:18:05] Serion !bang

[00:18:06] DuckHunt Serion > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/4 | Chargers: 2/3

[00:18:07] Clive_Rosfield !reload

[00:18:07] DuckHunt Clive_Rosfield > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 1/2

[00:18:08] Kuro-chan ok that was weird timing.

[00:18:12] Serion !reload

[00:18:13] DuckHunt Serion > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 1/3

[00:18:32] \g dang Avatar is almost 20 years old

[00:20:35] * Kuro-chan invites vamp to his basket

[00:21:45] Kuro-chan lots of pillows and a spare game boy :3

[00:22:14] vamp screw video games dude

[00:22:30] Kuro-chan literally?

[00:22:30] * vamp falls asleep next to Kuro-chan

[00:22:33] Kuro-chan that sounds lewd

[00:22:40] * Kuro-chan wraps blanket over vamp

[00:22:57] vamp i got passive powers, i don't feel cold

[00:23:07] vamp thanks anyway >_<

[00:25:06] * Rizon set mode +v [itchyjunk]

[00:25:07] * [itchyjunk] joined #computertech

[00:25:33] * Kuro-chan wonders what he's supposed to do, now?

[00:26:23] vamp sleep

[00:28:20] * vamp waits till Kuro-chan fall asleep to wake up and smoke a ciggy

[00:28:36] Kuro-chan hmm

[00:28:39] Kuro-chan last ex used to smoke

[00:28:49] Kuro-chan I found out after the breakup she did a LOT more than just smoke...

[00:28:52] vamp cigarette after sexo...

[00:29:01] updog SEXO

[00:29:16] vamp Kuro-chan, how bad is it O_O meth???

[00:29:30] Syndus_ Diggy diggy hole

[00:29:34] Kuro-chan honestly, I never got a full list

[00:29:38] Kuro-chan it did explain the missing money

[00:29:44] Kuro-chan and dvds that were 'claimed' to be lost.

[00:30:25] vamp damn

[00:30:46] vamp i just wan a gf to bear my kids and that is it

[00:30:55] vamp i don't think that word is correct "bear"

[00:30:57] vamp -_-

[00:31:29] Kuro-chan hmm

[00:31:48] Kuro-chan I had kuromade chocolate pudding for dessert, topped with whipped chocolate

[00:33:24] vamp damn what is your lvl in cooking

[00:33:34] * vamp doesn't know how to make boiled eggs

[00:33:36] Kuro-chan I can't make microwave popcorn

[00:33:45] Kuro-chan otherwise, I can make just about anything I want to

[00:33:59] vamp i live on instant food

[00:34:08] vamp better chance that i get cancer and d*e

[00:34:21] vamp gotta speedrun life dude

[00:34:28] Kuro-chan I prefer slow and steady

[00:34:37] Kuro-chan let the muscles recover after a hard afternoon of work

[00:35:23] vamp you need... someone to massage your muscles O_O

[00:35:31] vamp a cold shower is nice

[00:35:38] Kuro-chan preferrably of the gf type, yeah

[00:35:39] Kuro-chan o.o

[00:36:00] vamp hmpf, it's not like i want to massage your muscles or anything

[00:36:01] vamp baka

[00:38:05] \g gay

[00:42:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[00:42:04] Serion !bang

[00:42:05] DuckHunt *BANG* xO' nonp just get shot by accident by Serion. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -4 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]

[00:42:14] Serion thats such fuckin BULLSHIT

[00:42:15] Syndus_ !Bang

[00:42:15] DuckHunt Syndus_ > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 14.828s, which makes you a total of 16 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[00:42:18] Serion who even IS THIS GUY

[00:42:24] Serion MOTHER FUCKER

[00:42:27] Syndus_ Lol

[00:42:50] Serion fuckin /KICK NONP for walking infront of my gun

[00:43:57] foxy kek

[00:44:12] Serion like if i had right click hed be gone by now

[00:44:14] Serion Im just saying

[00:44:16] Serion YOU HEAR THAT

[00:44:24] * Karma joined #computertech

[00:44:27] Serion You're only FUCKIN alive because my peripheral failed me

[00:44:35] Serion wow what a first line to join in on

[00:44:37] Serion xD

[00:45:00] Serion hello we're family friendly here

[00:45:01] Serion xD

[00:45:09] Syndus_ No

[00:45:36] Syndus_ I'll probably fuck your sister

[00:45:42] * woodwose left #computertech

[00:45:44] Syndus_ Fair warning

[00:46:05] foxy whose sister?

[00:46:07] Serion HELL I LIKE YOU

[00:46:15] Serion YOU CAN COME OVER MY HOUSE AND FUCK MY SISTER

[00:46:34] Serion double team tho?

[00:47:01] Serion i dont have a sister#

[00:48:52] Kuro-chan learning english from pixel maritan?

[00:48:57] * Kuro-chan praises foxy /o/

[00:49:43] * ComputerTech spots a Kuro-chan

[00:49:51] Kuro-chan o.o

[00:49:52] * Kuro-chan sits up

[00:49:55] * Kuro-chan nya's

[00:50:20] foxy hi Kuro-chan

[00:50:23] vamp ahoyyy ComputerTech

[00:50:30] Kuro-chan greetings, most wonderful foxy /o/

[00:50:34] * ComputerTech pets Kuro-chan

[00:50:36] ComputerTech vamp <3

[00:50:39] * ComputerTech bows

[00:50:41] * Kuro-chan leans into pettings

[00:50:48] * vamp kneels

[00:51:40] vamp https://2ch.hk/b/src/291372170/16916238052650.webp

[00:51:43] vamp stupid cat

[00:51:46] vamp -_-

[00:54:31] Serion !reload

[00:54:33] DuckHunt Serion > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 3/4 | Chargers: 1/3

[00:54:45] Serion <3

[00:54:48] Serion the cat ahhahhaa

[00:54:51] Kuro-chan Kitten!!!

[00:55:10] Serion kuro are you someone that needs to be correct all the time

[00:55:16] Serion yall knew what I meant when I said that

[00:55:22] Serion whyd you feel the need to correct me

[00:55:32] Kuro-chan That seems... out of the blue

[00:55:39] Serion KIDS THEESE DAYS NO RESPECT FOR THEY ELDERS I BLAME THE PARE-

[00:55:49] * Rizon set mode +a Serion

[00:55:49] ComputerTech .protect Serion

[00:55:50] * Serion RAMBLES

[00:55:51] ComputerTech :3

[00:56:03] Kuro-chan at least you're not blaming the rape-

[00:56:16] Serion I cant right click or youd be gone by now

[00:56:19] Serion xD

[00:56:55] Serion yeah the cats trying to protect its food so stuf

[00:56:57] Serion asfasflkasf

[00:57:01] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[00:57:02] Serion !bang

[00:57:02] DuckHunt *BANG* xO' Ganonk just get shot by accident by Serion. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -4 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]

[00:57:11] foxy !bang

[00:57:11] DuckHunt foxy > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 10.483s, which makes you a total of 554 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [20 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[00:57:12] Serion ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[00:57:14] foxy !shop 1

[00:57:15] DuckHunt foxy > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.

[01:04:22] \g Remember the Seinfeld where George has the hots for a Nazi and Jerry tries to talk him out of it

[01:04:45] * Rizon set mode +v fobby

[01:04:45] * fobby joined #computertech

[01:04:49] Serion the missing knows where it is because it knows where it isnt.. It knows this by knowing it's at \gs front door.

[01:04:52] \g pepperidge farms remembers

[01:04:54] * Serion hears explosion in the distance

[01:04:56] Serion hahahaha

[01:04:59] Peorth >the missing

[01:05:01] Peorth smh

[01:05:04] Serion >missingno

[01:05:10] Serion OH NO

[01:05:12] Serion I FUCKED IT UP

[01:05:14] Serion DAMMIT

[01:05:16] \g Serion how old are you

[01:05:21] Serion how old you think I am

[01:05:35] ComputerTech 12

[01:05:37] * ComputerTech runs

[01:05:38] \g 17

[01:05:42] \g Slightly older than CT

[01:05:45] Serion listen mate, I dont act my age i got severe fuckin adhd alright leave me alone

[01:05:45] ComputerTech i know his age

[01:05:50] ComputerTech \g get fucked :P

[01:05:58] ComputerTech Serion, ok 11

[01:05:59] ComputerTech :3

[01:06:04] \g I don't like excuses

[01:06:05] Serion and im tired of masking it and acting mature to fit societies sensibilities

[01:06:06] ComputerTech <3

[01:06:07] Serion so

[01:06:09] \g Blaming your behavior on your adhd

[01:06:13] \g Is a dumb move buddy

[01:06:13] Serion Nah im not

[01:06:15] Serion tis all me

[01:06:24] ComputerTech can i blame my sheep for my young looks?

[01:06:25] ComputerTech ???

[01:06:32] ComputerTech Serion is probably older than gee lol

[01:06:34] \g Fucking sheep keeps you looking young forever?

[01:06:37] ComputerTech gee how old are you again?

[01:06:39] ComputerTech gee yes

[01:06:41] \g 34

[01:06:42] Serion the lack of reeptors that regulate decisionmaking and pleasure in the prefrontal cortex though

[01:06:47] ComputerTech Serion how old are you again?

[01:06:47] Peorth irc is full of children these days

[01:06:51] ComputerTech like 36 iirc?

[01:06:51] Serion yeah, they make me act a little child like so

[01:06:53] Serion whatever

[01:06:57] Serion 36!

[01:07:00] Serion What the fu-

[01:07:01] Ahsoka Those traumatised poor sheep

[01:07:04] Serion 32

[01:07:08] ComputerTech ah fuck

[01:07:11] ComputerTech 4 years off

[01:07:12] ComputerTech :|

[01:07:17] Serion thats abig fuckin deal dude

[01:07:21] ComputerTech ;(

[01:07:23] \g You know

[01:07:23] ComputerTech sry m8

[01:07:28] Serion you're not

[01:07:30] \g I love it when a good quote doesn't need to be taken out of context

[01:07:32] \g .quote add [ComputerTech] can i blame my sheep for my young looks? [\g] Fucking sheep keeps you looking young forever? [ComputerTech] gee yes

[01:07:33] Quotes [Quote] Added quote #631 by \g

[01:07:33] Quotes [Quote] [ComputerTech] can i blame my sheep for my young looks? [\g] Fucking sheep keeps you looking young forever? [ComputerTech] gee yes

[01:07:35] ComputerTech you're right, i'm not

[01:07:39] ComputerTech lol

[01:07:43] ComputerTech get fucked gee

[01:07:45] Quotes [Quote] #251 added by ComputerTech 40 weeks 2 days 7 hours 6 minutes 15 seconds ago.

[01:07:45] Peorth .quote random

[01:07:45] Quotes [Quote] [18:00] (~h4) when the package arrived it looked like the package fucked somebodys sister [18:00] (~h4) and got a proper beating for it

[01:07:51] Peorth .quote list Peorth

[01:07:52] ComputerTech lol

[01:07:54] Serion come in discord

[01:07:55] Peorth .quote search Peorth

[01:07:56] Quotes [Quote] The search returned a lot of results, output will be sent by notice.

[01:07:56] Serion be close

[01:08:00] Serion to me and fo=

[01:08:01] ComputerTech >be close

[01:08:02] Serion she just left

[01:08:02] ComputerTech gay

[01:08:05] Serion be close to meeeee

[01:08:05] \g I can find all of the quotes I added by just doing

[01:08:06] ComputerTech rekt

[01:08:07] Peorth .quote read 624

[01:08:07] Quotes [Quote] 19:42:00 <~Peorth> !lastduck 19:42:00 <+DuckHunt> -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK 19:42:00 <+DuckHunt> The last duck has been seen 7 minutes and 0 second ago.

[01:08:07] Quotes [Quote] #624 added by Peorth 1 day 23 minutes 18 seconds ago.

[01:08:08] \g .squote 4

[01:08:11] \g .quote search K4

[01:08:11] Quotes [Quote] #224 added by ComputerTech 48 weeks 1 hour 4 minutes 11 seconds ago.

[01:08:11] Quotes [Quote] [00:54] * +dumbgoy tosses a savage race of monkey-men at ComputerTech [00:55] (&TBNK420) poor monkey

[01:08:11] Ahsoka Does Paul Rudd fuck sheep too?

[01:08:14] \g .quote search 4

[01:08:14] Quotes [Quote] 7 matches found: #530,631,627,486,470,471,545

[01:08:18] \g :>

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[01:08:21] Peorth ....

[01:08:23] ComputerTech ...

[01:08:27] Serion wow

[01:08:27] \g Oops

[01:08:29] Peorth What the shit

[01:08:33] Serion Ooooh Explloitable

[01:08:33] Ahsoka Wtf

[01:08:33] ComputerTech uh oh

[01:08:37] \g I forgot I even had that enabled still

[01:08:40] ComputerTech you pissed off Peorth :D

[01:08:46] Serion .quote search 4

[01:08:46] Quotes [Quote] 7 matches found: #530,631,627,486,470,471,545

[01:08:48] herald hrm

[01:08:55] Serion .quote search

[01:08:55] ComputerTech hm

[01:08:56] * herald processes

[01:09:00] Serion .quote search *

[01:09:01] Quotes [Quote] The search returned a lot of results, output will be sent by notice.

[01:09:05] Serion looololol#

[01:09:05] Ahsoka Ill disable your penis if you do that again

[01:09:11] \g .squote 4

[01:09:12] ComputerTech .quote search *

[01:09:12] Quotes [Quote] The search returned a lot of results, output will be sent by notice.

[01:09:12] Serion oh yeah

[01:09:13] \g Should be disabled now

[01:09:17] ComputerTech lel

[01:09:35] \g I did a search for color code

[01:09:36] \g And it found

[01:09:39] \g Pretty much every quote in the file

[01:09:40] Peorth .quote search

[01:09:40] \g lmao

[01:09:40] ComputerTech bad gee

[01:09:45] ComputerTech lol

[01:09:54] Peorth .quote random

[01:09:54] Quotes [Quote] #36 added by Peorth 1 year 33 weeks 4 days 22 hours 34 minutes 26 seconds ago.

[01:09:54] Quotes [Quote] <@TorS> ComputerTech is ready for his sheep <@ComputerTech> no * @ComputerTech puts on a condom <@ComputerTech> now i am

[01:09:54] Serion wait theres a file?

[01:09:56] * ComputerTech wags finger

[01:10:01] \g In mine yes

[01:10:03] \g It's simple af

[01:10:04] Serion sqllite?

[01:10:05] \g Just uses a .txt

[01:10:07] * ComputerTech glares at Peorth's quote

[01:10:08] Serion oooh

[01:10:09] Serion CSV?

[01:10:14] * Rizon set mode +ao GK-Deacon GK-Deacon

[01:10:14] * GK-Deacon joined #computertech

[01:10:15] \g >Just uses a .txt

[01:10:23] Serion YES BUT WHAT TFUCKING FORMAT IS IT IN

[01:10:31] \g >Just uses a .txt

[01:10:32] ComputerTech IT'S IN A TXT FILE!

[01:10:35] ComputerTech lel

[01:10:35] Serion .TXTS CAN BE NUMEROUS

[01:10:36] \g jfc

[01:10:38] Serion FUCKING FORMATS

[01:10:43] ComputerTech ur moms a format

[01:10:45] ComputerTech :x

[01:10:52] \g If it was a csv

[01:10:52] Serion IM HAVING A STROK-

[01:10:56] \g I would have said csv

[01:10:59] \g My guy

[01:11:14] ComputerTech \g would it help if i let you know Serion is British?

[01:11:15] ComputerTech :

[01:11:17] ComputerTech :>*

[01:11:19] * ComputerTech runs

[01:11:20] \g No

[01:11:24] ComputerTech :|

[01:11:35] ComputerTech .w

[01:11:35] Internets :: Dungannon, GB :: Conditions Overcast Clouds :: Temperature 18.73C / 65.714F :: Pressure 1016mb :: Humidity 96% :: Rain No Data Available :: Powered by OpenWeatherMap https://openweathermap.org/city/2650729 ::

[01:11:45] \g Serion's stupidity transcends geographical location

[01:11:50] \g :>

[01:11:53] ComputerTech lol

[01:11:55] ComputerTech rekt!

[01:11:58] foxy hi

[01:12:03] ComputerTech ohi

[01:12:07] Serion what did yo ujust say about me you mother fucker

[01:12:12] ComputerTech ???

[01:12:16] * ComputerTech makes popcorn

[01:12:23] Serion [02:11:45] <\g> Serion's stupidity transcends geographical location<\g> Serion's stupidity transcends geographical location<\g> Serion's stupidity transcends geographical location

[01:12:28] \g I've actually never fucked a single mother in my life

[01:12:32] Serion what does that even mean

[01:12:40] \g That will change in a few weeks tho :^)

[01:12:49] Serion "it goes above where I am"

[01:12:52] \g Serion: Ask ChatGPT

[01:12:55] Serion whaaatttt

[01:13:00] foxy huh

[01:13:05] ComputerTech huh

[01:13:08] Serion huh

[01:13:09] \g huh

[01:13:13] foxy doesn't your wife have a kid?

[01:13:19] \g No

[01:13:22] ComputerTech gees? no

[01:13:24] \g She's pregnant as fuck tho

[01:13:25] ComputerTech she's pregnant tho

[01:13:32] \g 8 months as of yesterday I think

[01:13:33] updog don't speak to me or my wife's son ever again

[01:13:34] vamp sexooooooo

[01:13:36] ComputerTech when's the little devil expected again gee?

[01:13:38] ComputerTech nice

[01:13:40] ComputerTech gg

[01:13:42] \g Sept 19th

[01:13:47] ComputerTech \o/

[01:13:54] foxy please don't have it on the 22nd

[01:13:58] ComputerTech y

[01:14:01] \g c section so 19th for sure

[01:14:03] vamp \g, damn a Sagittarius ...

[01:14:06] foxy oh good

[01:14:08] \g ...unless she comes sooner

[01:14:13] foxy nigga what

[01:14:15] \g vamp: idk what that means

[01:14:17] foxy that's a virgo

[01:14:19] vamp zodiac

[01:14:21] vamp a

[01:14:22] \g idk zodiac

[01:14:24] foxy VIRGO

[01:14:24] \g I know I'm a taurus

[01:14:29] ComputerTech me neither

[01:14:31] \g And that's the extent of my knowledge

[01:14:33] ComputerTech i just know i'm a leo

[01:14:34] vamp \g, do you like food O_O

[01:14:35] ComputerTech same gee

[01:14:38] ComputerTech @_@

[01:14:39] \g No

[01:14:41] \g I fucking hate eating

[01:14:44] \g Worst human requirement

[01:14:45] vamp howwwww

[01:14:46] foxy Sagittarius is late november early december

[01:14:47] \g Next to sleeping

[01:14:51] vamp taurus people love food

[01:14:52] ComputerTech \g: s/eating/having sex/

[01:14:52] Angel ComputerTech thinks \g meant to say: I fucking hate having sex

[01:14:56] \g Clearly they don't

[01:14:58] ComputerTech :>

[01:14:58] \g Because I don't

[01:14:58] vamp foxy, i see

[01:15:03] \g I do hate having sex

[01:15:07] \g My wife is a bit of a pillow princess

[01:15:30] foxy huh

[01:15:35] foxy .u pillow princess

[01:15:35] Internets :: [1/10] pillow princess :: (1) A girl (of any sexuality) who likes to receive sexual pleasure, but does not often [return the favor] herself. / (2) A (usually humorous, often self-deprecating) term to refer to a gay man who alm... ::

[01:15:35] Internets :: [3/10] pillow princess :: A [LGBTQ]+ woman who would rather to [receive] sexual Stimulation, instead of [giving it] ::

[01:15:35] Internets :: [2/10] pillow princess :: A woman who enjoys sex, but prefers not to [reciprocate] as much as he gives. She feels both parties' [pleasure] should be reached by [pleasuring] her. ::

[01:15:38] Serion the pillows are in the wrong place trust me

[01:16:01] Serion oh like that?

[01:16:07] Serion Honey you need to communicate that

[01:16:17] vamp pillows are the best

[01:16:22] \g I like pillows

[01:16:23] Serion ya

[01:16:37] Serion get her to lie ion stomache then put one under her hips...

[01:16:38] Serion Mmmmmm

[01:16:43] Serion face down ass up

[01:16:46] \g >lie on stomach

[01:16:52] Serion ...

[01:16:53] \g ಠ_ಠ

[01:16:59] Serion idk what emote that just was

[01:17:00] vamp Serion, lewd lewd lewd lewd position

[01:17:07] Serion ...

[01:17:16] Serion WHAT

[01:17:18] \g Pregnant woman have this thing inside of them

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[01:17:27] \g That keeps them from being able to properly lay on their stomachs

[01:17:29] Serion my lady aint pregnant

[01:17:29] vamp monke

[01:17:46] Serion I didnt know yours was

[01:17:47] Serion siz

[01:17:49] Serion soz

[01:18:02] ComputerTech you aren't really sorry

[01:18:04] vamp \g, did you decide for a name

[01:18:07] foxy .yt face down

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[01:18:12] foxy nein

[01:18:16] ComputerTech ja

[01:18:22] * LimitServ set mode +l 220

[01:18:23] foxy .yt face down meek mill

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[01:18:37] foxy althouhg

[01:18:40] foxy although

[01:18:47] foxy .yt face down 2livecrew

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[01:18:51] esjay ComputerTech; what are you drinking

[01:18:52] \g vamp: Emery

[01:19:00] esjay you preteen alcoholic

[01:19:01] \g esjay: Tea, hopefully

[01:19:09] ComputerTech esjay, right now?

[01:19:12] foxy no

[01:19:15] vamp \g, whoa what does it mean, cute, it sounds like emily

[01:19:21] foxy he better be drinking tea

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