IRC Driven

[00:18:32] \g dang Avatar is almost 20 years old

[00:38:05] \g gay

[01:04:22] \g Remember the Seinfeld where George has the hots for a Nazi and Jerry tries to talk him out of it

[01:04:52] \g pepperidge farms remembers

[01:05:16] \g Serion how old are you

[01:05:38] \g 17

[01:05:42] \g Slightly older than CT

[01:06:04] \g I don't like excuses

[01:06:09] \g Blaming your behavior on your adhd

[01:06:13] \g Is a dumb move buddy

[01:06:34] \g Fucking sheep keeps you looking young forever?

[01:06:41] \g 34

[01:07:23] \g You know

[01:07:30] \g I love it when a good quote doesn't need to be taken out of context

[01:07:32] \g .quote add [ComputerTech] can i blame my sheep for my young looks? [\g] Fucking sheep keeps you looking young forever? [ComputerTech] gee yes

[01:08:05] \g I can find all of the quotes I added by just doing

[01:08:08] \g .squote 4

[01:08:11] \g .quote search K4

[01:08:14] \g .quote search 4

[01:08:18] \g :>

[01:08:27] \g Oops

[01:08:37] \g I forgot I even had that enabled still

[01:09:11] \g .squote 4

[01:09:13] \g Should be disabled now

[01:09:35] \g I did a search for color code

[01:09:36] \g And it found

[01:09:39] \g Pretty much every quote in the file

[01:09:40] \g lmao

[01:10:01] \g In mine yes

[01:10:03] \g It's simple af

[01:10:05] \g Just uses a .txt

[01:10:15] \g >Just uses a .txt

[01:10:31] \g >Just uses a .txt

[01:10:36] \g jfc

[01:10:52] \g If it was a csv

[01:10:56] \g I would have said csv

[01:10:59] \g My guy

[01:11:20] \g No

[01:11:45] \g Serion's stupidity transcends geographical location

[01:11:50] \g :>

[01:12:28] \g I've actually never fucked a single mother in my life

[01:12:40] \g That will change in a few weeks tho :^)

[01:12:52] \g Serion: Ask ChatGPT

[01:13:09] \g huh

[01:13:19] \g No

[01:13:24] \g She's pregnant as fuck tho

[01:13:32] \g 8 months as of yesterday I think

[01:13:42] \g Sept 19th

[01:14:01] \g c section so 19th for sure

[01:14:08] \g ...unless she comes sooner

[01:14:15] \g vamp: idk what that means

[01:14:22] \g idk zodiac

[01:14:24] \g I know I'm a taurus

[01:14:31] \g And that's the extent of my knowledge

[01:14:39] \g No

[01:14:41] \g I fucking hate eating

[01:14:44] \g Worst human requirement

[01:14:47] \g Next to sleeping

[01:14:56] \g Clearly they don't

[01:14:58] \g Because I don't

[01:15:03] \g I do hate having sex

[01:15:07] \g My wife is a bit of a pillow princess

[01:16:22] \g I like pillows

[01:16:46] \g >lie on stomach

[01:16:53] \g ಠ_ಠ

[01:17:18] \g Pregnant woman have this thing inside of them

[01:17:27] \g That keeps them from being able to properly lay on their stomachs

[01:18:52] \g vamp: Emery

[01:19:01] \g esjay: Tea, hopefully

[01:31:20] \g ComputerTech: Milk is bad when you're sick

[01:31:36] \g It makes it harder for your mucus to get rid of whatever is making you sick cuz it thickens it

[01:32:10] \g (I don't even know if that's why milk is bad for you while sick, I just totally pulled tha tout of my ass. It sounds correct though, so I'm sticking to it)

[01:57:23] \g Goodbye rip Serion

[01:57:27] \g I'll sing at your funeral

[03:52:35] \g Terrible movie

[03:52:37] \g Fucking hated it

[03:52:42] \g Keanu Reeve's worst, easily

[03:52:53] \g Get to see Ana de Armas tiddies tho so I guess that was the only redeeming factor

[16:09:25] \g https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/209005002004496384/1139089374357766164/Screenshot_20230809_235233_SPADE.jpg look inside me

[16:09:33] \g Those hairs are bugging the fuck out of me, I wish I could grab em

[16:12:16] \g My eardrum

[16:13:47] \g Nope

[16:13:53] \g Just bothers me that they're there

[16:13:54] \g OCD

[16:14:07] \g They've been there in the same spot for at least a year, just laying on my eardrum

[16:14:18] \g Maybe I should put olive oil in my ear

[16:14:21] \g See if that flushes it out

[16:16:10] \g F

[16:16:34] \g irish: Screenshot_20230809_235233_SPADE.jpg

[16:16:37] \g Spade is my ear camera

[16:16:38] \g lol

[16:16:49] \g Can't touch the eardrum though

[16:16:53] \g Would probably die

[16:16:54] \g From the pain

[16:17:18] \g Everybody has hairs in their canal

[16:17:31] \g Guarantee you do

[16:17:48] \g That's hair laying on my eardrum

[16:17:50] \g Not growing out of it

[16:17:52] \g lol

[16:18:08] \g I could probably wash it out

[16:18:23] \g Mikoolo: Olive oil is one of the few things ear specialists approve of putting in your ear to flush it out

[16:19:11] \g Isn't extra virgin as filtered as it gets?

[16:19:22] \g Mikoolo: Yeah for flushing the wax out

[16:19:29] \g If it can flush wax out, I think it can flush hair out

[16:21:04] \g Unrefined

[16:21:06] \g But filtered

[16:21:47] \g oh

[16:21:53] \g WELL TIL

[16:22:06] \g Seems like filtering makes it automatically not virgin

[16:22:42] \g Can you confirm I don't already know it

[16:23:27] \g lol

[16:23:35] \g TIL

[16:23:42] \g How much did govt offer

[16:28:40] \g Germany wanted to buy the map of America?

[16:28:46] \g Hmmm

[16:29:06] \g I wonder how they got it

[16:29:30] \g those dang nazis

[16:30:20] \g #\History

[16:30:45] \g -\

[16:30:58] \g >HOLOLIVE EN

[16:31:00] \g Nothing more cringe

[16:31:01] \g nty

[16:31:27] \g I bet they aren't even twins irl

[16:31:45] \g How can you tell

[16:32:37] \g F

[16:32:44] \g I doxxed myself in uk a few days ago

[16:32:47] \g Didn't realized it til it was too late

[16:33:42] \g so gay

[16:36:44] \g "Is Cardiac Arrest Common in Younger People, and Do Athletics Play a Role?"

[16:36:49] \g :| ...

[16:49:16] \g "Today we share our results for the first half of 2023, and unfortunately our performance continues to fall significantly short of our plan for returning to profitability"

[16:49:20] \g Well fuck

[16:49:22] \g There goes my bonus next year

[16:49:32] \g Half of it at least

[16:50:08] \g [09:48AM] [vamp] esjay, how do we mix tech work with physical work O_O

[16:50:14] \g Logistics for an IT department

[16:50:16] \g ezpz

[16:50:28] \g wof: Where do you live?

[16:50:49] \g Most places don't care about people using pto because at the end of the year whatever you don't use, you lose

[16:51:00] \g I know California requires the employer pay you for any PTO days you lose though

[17:00:41] \g vamp y u keep randomly linking me videos

[17:00:48] \g You linked me one at like 6AM this morning while I was still sleep

[17:01:28] \g Doja Cat makes some decent music

[17:01:33] \g But she disgusts me

[17:01:38] \g She just looks like she stinks

[17:02:25] \g idk I've seen some clips of her streams

[17:02:33] \g She's a pig

[17:03:10] \g watch your f***ing language vamp

[17:03:53] \g I might have to **** you and **** **** but if Mikoolo ******** ****** then **** ****** **** for that s***

[17:04:59] \g I've never played Baldur's gate

[17:05:04] \g The new one seems to be getting a lot of attention

[17:05:29] \g what's a crpg?

[17:05:48] \g what's considered a classic rpg

[17:05:53] \g chrono trigger?

[17:06:02] \g no

[17:06:07] \g Never played a crpg as far as I know

[17:06:32] \g Only one of those three I've even heard of is balders gate

[17:07:29] \g What exactly makes a crpg a crpg

[17:07:31] \g what elements do they share

[17:09:21] \g That sounds like a tactical RPG

[17:10:08] \g lol

[17:10:10] \g crpg isn't classic

[17:10:12] \g it's computer

[17:13:14] \g what's updog

[17:15:41] \g wof: Depends on the state

[17:15:47] \g Most states have no regulation on that

[17:16:10] \g So companies can take your pto and not give you any compensation for it at the end of the year

[17:17:15] \g HR?

[17:17:22] \g What's HR got to do with it

[17:17:40] \g Mikoolo: Most of your shitty european countries are smaller than states

[17:17:43] \g So there isn't much difference

[17:17:44] \g :>

[17:18:19] \g Ireland is about as big as Indiana

[17:18:36] \g Indiana is like

[17:18:43] \g 38th place out of 50

[17:18:47] \g As far as geographical size goes

[17:19:16] \g 2 months

[17:19:28] \g 4

[17:19:39] \g Yep

[17:19:43] \g I'll likely only take a month

[17:19:46] \g Then I'll be back

[17:19:53] \g Maybe use the other month later next year

[17:19:59] \g We have a year to use the time

[17:20:26] \g Hell I could break the second month up and just take a week every month for 5 months lol

[17:21:00] \g We've been talking

[17:21:04] \g We don't have anyone to watch the baby

[17:21:05] \g So

[17:21:14] \g She's probably going to end up quitting her job after her maternity leave is up

[17:22:21] \g Especially since I have to go back to the office in October

[17:22:25] \g Which fuckin sucks

[17:22:31] \g I wouldn't have minded WAH with the baby

[17:22:51] \g I don't drink coffee

[17:23:03] \g I don't drink tea

[17:23:11] \g I drink the nectar of the gods

[17:23:14] \g Water

[17:23:27] \g Mikoolo: Too much time for me I wouldn't even know what to do with myself for 7 months

[17:23:31] \g I enjoy working

[17:23:41] \g I don't even want to take the month I am taking next month

[17:23:50] \g I think it has to do with my deep rooted FOMO

[17:23:57] \g CT: I can do all of that already while I work

[17:24:09] \g I beat Spider-Man Remastered during work hours

[17:24:12] \g 100%'d it, 70 hours

[17:24:41] \g Also why did you not say "Hi \g"

[17:24:48] \g :(

[17:25:00] \g Konnichiwa Mikoolo

[17:27:07] \g I looked that shit up so fast

[17:27:08] \g He ain't dead

[17:27:09] \g He's60

[17:27:09] \g lol

[17:27:17] \g Goddamn he's old tho

[17:27:32] \g How'd he die

[17:27:59] \g obits never do

[17:28:01] \g stupid obit

[17:28:12] \g Oh

[17:28:17] \g CT's on the road to being like Spike then

[17:28:18] \g RIP CT

[17:28:22] \g lmao

[17:30:32] \g what language is that

[17:30:37] \g Belgian?

[17:30:40] \g idk

[17:31:12] \g I'd be that one guy that posts in the comments

[17:31:23] \g "For anyone wondering, he fell off a bridge"

[17:33:04] \g Mikoolo did you get the vocaroo I sent you

[17:33:17] \g Damn

[17:33:17] \g RIP

[17:33:27] \g I wouldn't even know where to find it again

[17:33:31] \g I think I $tell'd it to you

[17:33:48] \g https://voca.ro/1jKRVSxanRut oh I found it

[17:34:59] \g It's Billy serenading you

[17:36:16] \g Why is ffloyd pink

[17:36:36] \g idk

[17:36:38] \g you posted the link

[17:37:10] \g https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUY0R_wAhHU

[17:37:58] \g I'll remember that

[17:38:19] \g who

[17:38:37] \g Why is Floyd pink

[17:39:01] \g Are all Estonians pink?

[17:39:22] \g I doubt I'd be asking the question if I had been

[17:41:26] \g Mikoolo do you want me to send that to Billy

[17:42:27] \g When you guys gonna have a sing off

[17:42:42] \g It's not about who can sing

[17:42:45] \g It's about who can sing better

[17:43:35] \g Everybody's playing The Witcher 3 on their ROG Ally

[17:43:40] \g And here I am trying to play Megaman Battle Network

[17:44:04] \g yw

[17:44:12] \g monery: u

[17:44:56] \g u

[17:45:26] \g .yt mixed nuts

[17:45:28] \g <3

[17:45:44] \g Mikoolo did you watch Spy x Family

[17:45:57] \g You should, you'd enjoy it for sure

[17:46:18] \g It's the cutest anime I've ever seen without being disgusting moeblob shit

[17:48:43] \g I considered the shit out of that

[17:48:45] \g But no

[17:48:50] \g As cute as my daughter will be

[17:48:53] \g She will be no Anya

[17:49:17] \g I hate those

[17:49:18] \g lol

[17:49:33] \g I hate names that are diffcult to pronounce

[17:49:38] \g I hate names that aren't pronounced as they are spelled

[17:49:42] \g I hate names with special characters

[17:49:44] \g I hate compound names

[17:50:03] \g Those are compound names

[17:51:35] \g I watched a pretty good video on how the expiration dates on food are all bullshit

[17:51:56] \g And results in millions of tons of wasted food a year

[17:52:22] \g Because expiration dates are arbitrary dates the manufacturers add to food packaging and have no bearing on how long the food will actually last

[17:52:34] \g We need to go back to using our senses to tell if food is good or not

[17:52:37] \g Sight and smell

[17:52:40] \g If it smells good and looks good

[17:52:43] \g It's good

[17:53:13] \g Most folks will toss food without looking at it or smelling it, just because it passed the expiration date

[17:53:49] \g It's why there are some [gross] folks across America that dumpster dive for packaged food

[17:53:54] \g Because 7 times out of 10 it's still good

[17:54:09] \g .yt climate town expiration date

[17:54:13] \g ^

[17:54:34] \g This greek yogurt I'm eating is sus

[17:54:46] \g It's super lumpy and liquidy unlike the greek yogurt I had yesterday

[17:54:48] \g But it smells fine

[17:54:56] \g because \g looks like h4

[17:54:59] \g :^)

[17:55:19] \g monery: I'm saying there are people that do it that don't do it to survive

[17:55:22] \g They are perfectly capable

[17:56:46] \g monery: That's how natural selection works

[17:56:59] \g We aren't programmed to help each other

[17:57:07] \g It's not an inherent thing we do

[17:57:09] \g It's a learned trait

[17:57:33] \g The inherent thing we do is "every man for himself"

[17:57:40] \g "survival of the fittest"

[18:13:32] \g wow that's badass

[18:14:42] \g I would buy it for you

[18:14:46] \g IF it weren't the price of a 4090

[18:20:23] \g Was it

[18:20:25] \g Was it a nice shot

[18:22:39] \g idk

[18:22:44] \g I think CT might have had more sex than I have guns

[18:23:01] \g CT makes a lot of trips to Poland

[18:23:04] \g He's getting lots of poon

[18:23:06] \g He just won't admit it

[18:23:19] \g Hey sex with sheep is still sex

[18:23:38] \g .quote search 4

[18:23:46] \g .quote read 631

[18:37:37] \g yes hi i am \g

[18:37:51] \g my cats are all super easy to bathe, they just scream bloody murder

[18:38:19] \g I think animals only attack and snarl at her because she's an unfamliar person

[18:38:38] \g If it was their owner grooming them they would probably be far more calm

[18:39:10] \g Like when she had to call that one small dog's owner back to help cut the dog's hair because it kept lunging at her

[18:39:49] \g https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiwaxlttWow

[18:39:58] \g Esjay doesn't have any cats afaik

[18:40:02] \g Her roommate might though

[18:40:20] \g Oh like irc wife

[18:40:31] \g foxy is really married to bandit?

[18:40:40] \g ¯\(°_o)/¯

[18:40:51] \g yea I thought she was lookin for love

[18:40:52] \g I know a guy

[18:41:50] \g minor cock

[18:41:51] \g vs major cock?

[18:42:54] \g Bruh

[18:43:07] \g What is up with people getting the wrong nicks today

[18:43:27] \g He is awake yes

[18:45:06] \g Aw fuck

[18:45:08] \g https://people.com/king-of-the-hill-actor-johnny-hardwick-dead-7629476

[18:45:10] \g RIP Dale

[18:45:59] \g shi sha

[18:53:01] \g wof: You don't know who I am but I know who you are...

[18:53:26] \g Ohw ait

[18:53:27] \g It's

[18:53:32] \g You don't know who I am but I know where you live

[18:53:49] \g I have like 20 pms

[18:53:53] \g If I check one I have to check them all

[18:53:54] \g Here we go

[20:32:10] \g BOOSY

[21:03:48] \g damn

[21:03:51] \g mass layoffs coming

[21:03:52] \g I got NDA'd

[21:03:57] \g Meaning I'm unaffected

[21:03:58] \g But shit

[21:19:16] \g I haven't seen the list yet

[21:19:23] \g But I'm certain someone on my team is getting canned

[21:19:39] \g I'm more worried about my bro in law

[21:19:55] \g They just moved to another state for his job

[21:20:16] \g Would be pretty fucked for them to move him out there and then 2 months later lay him off

[21:20:21] \g vamp: no

[21:20:28] \g Layoffs are continuing

[21:22:17] \g Do you live with parents?

[21:27:44] \g >don't get a say

[21:27:45] \g bruh

[21:27:49] \g I'm on IRC

[21:27:55] \g What fortune 500 company exec uses IRC

[21:28:08] \g It's an exec decision to make

[21:29:04] \g My boss's boss's boss's boss is an exec and he doesn't even have a say because he's on the lowest rung of the exec ladder

[21:29:30] \g You're right

[21:29:34] \g I added one boss too many

[21:29:36] \g boss's boss's boss

[21:29:56] \g My boss's boss's boss's boss's boss's boss is the CEO

[21:30:55] \g how big is a glass

[21:30:58] \g can i have a mixer

[21:31:11] \g or do i have to sip it straight

[21:34:58] \g https://kfor.com/news/cheslie-kryst-former-miss-usa-dies-at-30/

[21:35:11] \g Is it terrible that I think "Oh no so young" and then see that they did it themselves and feel significantly better

[21:35:16] \g Like at least they went on their own terms

[21:35:35] \g GD Projekt Red

[21:35:53] \g .u gdpr

[21:37:24] \g Yeah that's what I'm saying

[21:37:29] \g I don't feel as bad that she died so young

[21:37:42] \g Since she did it herself

[21:37:56] \g Didn't know that detail was important

[22:45:35] \g I'm the MVP of this layoff shit lmao

[22:45:40] \g It's all contingent on how well my scripts work

[22:45:52] \g Basically they're going to tell everyone you're fired get fucked

[22:46:13] \g And at that moment they want to deploy scripts that lock down their systems but still give them access to basic shit like Chrome

[22:46:19] \g CT: PoSh

[22:49:58] \g .u posh

[22:50:12] \g lul

[22:50:21] \g CT not knowing what posh is

[22:50:26] \g You'll never get a job in IT at a fortune 500

[22:50:29] \g smh my head at CT

[22:50:33] \g smh my head!

[22:50:42] \g cuz you're a linux fuck

[22:51:03] \g s/windows/more linux

[22:51:08] \g ffffuuu

[22:51:15] \g ComputerTech: s/windows/more linux

[22:51:27] \g fuck no

[22:51:31] \g disgusting

[22:52:19] \g CT you've seen my homelab before

[22:52:24] \g All this drinking is messing with ur memory my goy

[22:52:45] \g https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/209005002004496384/1139330506719244288/image.png

[22:56:01] \g so forgetful

[22:58:31] \g .t nicht

[22:58:40] \g good not to u too irish666

[22:58:49] \g god not

[22:59:31] \g How long does it take nicks to drop on rizon

[22:59:32] \g I forget

[22:59:59] \g .cc days since may 25

[23:00:04] \g ohoho

[23:00:19] \g .t nacht

[23:00:24] \g god night 2 u 2

[23:02:53] \g [04:02PM] (..notice..) NickServ: Zero (expires on Nov 08 14:44:42 2023 PST)

[23:02:53] \g [04:02PM] (..notice..) NickServ: !\g

[23:02:53] \g [04:02PM] (..notice..) NickServ: 2 nicknames in the group.

[23:02:53] \g [04:02PM] (..notice..) NickServ: List of nicknames in your group:

[23:03:34] \g I've been speshul since you were but a baby

[23:03:42] \g 2011ish

[23:03:59] \g I've been here since 05

[23:05:00] \g Are you implying I'm not allowed to change nicks?

[23:05:04] \g lol

[23:05:18] \g When I first joined Rizon I used Zero everywhere, but Zero was already taken here

[23:05:26] \g So I used [Zero] and RyuujinZero

[23:05:33] \g After Gurren Lagann aired I switched to GurrenLagann

[23:05:35] \g Realized

[23:05:36] \g That shit was too long

[23:05:39] \g So I shortened it to \g

[23:05:41] \g true story

[23:05:45] \g A year later, Zero dropped

[23:05:48] \g And I snatched that shit so fast

[23:05:51] \g :>

[23:06:00] \g Yes

[23:06:05] \g I'd already established a presence as \g

[23:06:30] \g not many people know that \g does not in fact stand for \gay, but \gurrenlagann

[23:06:57] \g it doesn't stand for anything

[23:07:01] \g That's just where it came from

[23:07:04] \g I used \g-unit as an alt nick for a while

[23:07:13] \g then my connection stopped being shit so I didn't really need an alt nick

[23:07:34] \g Zero is rizonbnc

[23:07:44] \g Connection is so stable I don't even need to bnc

[23:08:00] \g 4 9 uptime bitches

[23:08:27] \g /whowas

[23:08:30] \g am i crazy

[23:08:35] \g Didn't /whowas used to show the server they were on

[23:08:44] \g Like the actual server

[23:08:47] \g For me now it just shows "Rizon"

[23:08:59] \g I was never an oper

[23:09:01] \g But it used to work

[23:09:19] \g Rizon never changed ircds as far as I know

[23:09:21] \g As long as i've been here

[23:09:39] \g oh

[23:09:58] \g yes esjay

[23:10:00] \g hence the name

[23:10:01] \g hybrid

[23:10:01] \g lul

[23:22:59] \g https://www.reddit.com/r/LinusTechTips/comments/115ucm3/ltt_isnt_a_great_employer_has_a_lot_of_antilabour/

[23:23:22] \g bruh just sounds like a disgruntled employee

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