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[02:51:55] Mikoolo You shouldn't. aaron. ComputerTech molests everyone like this.

[02:52:19] Mikoolo See.

[02:52:33] Mikoolo .w

[02:53:02] Mikoolo Well it's uncircumcised because he's now jewish, Syndus_.

[02:53:21] Mikoolo Yes, ComputerTech.

[02:53:37] Mikoolo I ment not not now.

[02:53:43] Mikoolo no

[02:54:34] Mikoolo No person owns Internets.

[02:54:39] Mikoolo .cc who owns you?

[02:55:00] Mikoolo .cc population of Dunannon

[02:55:36] Mikoolo .cc main export of Dungannon

[02:55:51] Mikoolo .cc famous people from dungannon

[02:56:17] Mikoolo .cc who is darren clarke

[02:59:46] Mikoolo You're doing it wrong, Syndus_.

[02:59:59] Mikoolo You can't vote in ireland untill you've contracted sheepatitus C.

[03:00:21] Mikoolo Ireland is a pro-sheep country.

[03:00:29] Mikoolo See.

[03:00:42] Mikoolo Even Kuro-chan likes blowing sheep.

[03:01:01] Mikoolo Saxophone and a sheep.

[03:01:04] Mikoolo A sheep that blows.

[03:01:07] Mikoolo A blowing sheep.

[03:01:11] Mikoolo Now it's a blowing cow.

[03:59:26] Mikoolo .cc time to 13:00 CET

[03:59:37] Mikoolo Thats when my weekend starts.

[04:00:08] Mikoolo .w

[04:00:19] Mikoolo Gonna be nice day to work outside with only t-shirt, pants and boots.

[04:00:22] Mikoolo + helmet

[04:00:24] Mikoolo and gloves

[04:05:48] Mikoolo I want a foldable phone but I don't want to pay the price.

[12:45:22] Mikoolo I saw a duck today.

[12:46:08] Mikoolo This weekends whisky https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/428649806056128543/1139177447103922186/20230810_1443232.jpg

[12:46:19] Mikoolo Arran Heavily Peated Sherry Casks, 50% abv.

[12:46:41] Mikoolo Heres the duck https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/428649806056128543/1139177763639664690/20230810_122138.jpg

[12:48:06] Mikoolo It is resting.

[12:48:29] Mikoolo Here Chiester https://youtu.be/qy1E2I-UlH8

[13:01:25] Mikoolo Here Chiester https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/428649806056128543/1139181455231176744/IMG_20230810_1130522.jpg

[13:02:44] Mikoolo You're turning into Za ck or Ah Soka, wildting2.

[13:03:27] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/8Wawmt2ybdQ

[13:09:54] Mikoolo The other way around, Chiester.

[13:10:04] Mikoolo Ducks should be careful around me.

[13:49:42] Mikoolo Fuck me this whisky hits hard.

[13:50:23] Mikoolo Not until monday, RicoSuave.

[13:53:17] Mikoolo True updog.

[13:53:20] Mikoolo Very true.

[13:54:37] Mikoolo Now you can go watch boku no pico.

[14:02:36] Mikoolo ComputerTech: 0. Mikoolo: 1. Rest: Unknown.

[15:44:03] Mikoolo 50% abv single malt.

[15:48:27] Mikoolo What wat, updog?

[15:50:32] Mikoolo Here updog. High res picture of the bottle. https://product-cdn.systembolaget.se/productimages/24606660/24606660_800.png

[15:55:49] Mikoolo What I like about the bottle is that it's blind people friendly with it's braille.

[16:01:31] Mikoolo Arran Distilleries helping blind people get drunk since whenever braille was added to their bottles!

[16:10:30] Mikoolo What is that?

[16:10:40] Mikoolo What am I looking at?

[16:12:44] Mikoolo Ah

[16:13:04] Mikoolo Do they cause audible or balance related discomfort?

[16:14:07] Mikoolo Here \g have this instead https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/428649806056128543/1139181455231176744/IMG_20230810_1130522.jpg

[16:14:18] Mikoolo Does this cause you any OCD discomfort?

[16:14:58] Mikoolo As a person without any medical training I do not recommend putting biological food grade oils into your ear canal.

[16:17:20] Mikoolo Hair grows inside the ear canal.

[16:17:48] Mikoolo So you have no hair growing inside your ear canal?

[16:18:21] Mikoolo Get some ear flushing stuff from the pharmacy.

[16:18:53] Mikoolo Thats for wax related stuff, \g.

[16:20:00] Mikoolo extra virgin is cold pressed and unrefined, \g.

[16:21:24] Mikoolo regular olive oil is also filtered.

[16:21:42] Mikoolo extra virgin has nothing to do with how much it was filtered.

[16:22:31] Mikoolo Want another TIL?

[16:23:04] Mikoolo US Government wants to buy the oldest map that says America on it but the south american country that owns the map doesnt' want to sell it.

[16:23:45] Mikoolo I think tom scott made a video of it.

[16:23:48] Mikoolo Or if it was map men.

[16:24:06] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/DfXoUaeLcDU

[16:24:07] Mikoolo There

[16:28:04] Mikoolo Oh the map was sold.

[16:28:13] Mikoolo ANd it was from germany not a south american country.

[16:28:53] Mikoolo From

[16:28:55] Mikoolo Not To.

[16:30:09] Mikoolo US paid 10 mil usd for the map.

[16:30:50] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/7H3u_G1D8Ks

[16:31:16] Mikoolo This is the new vtuber twins in holoen, \g.

[16:31:23] Mikoolo See.

[16:31:29] Mikoolo I made it even more cringe for you \g.

[16:31:32] Mikoolo They are.

[16:31:49] Mikoolo They were originally the Go Go Nippon twins.

[16:31:58] Mikoolo And have been doxxed.

[16:32:55] Mikoolo and OVERDRIVER.

[16:32:55] Mikoolo On 12 October, their Twitter announced that Akira Misaki and Makoto Misaki would be graduating on 5 November 2022. After graduation, most social media accounts would remain public but Marshmallow and TikTok accounts would be terminated; YouTube membership would be closed on 30 November 2022. Additionally, the aforementioned social media platforms would be used for future updates to the "Go! Go ! Nippon!" game franchise by MangaG

[16:36:42] Mikoolo I want a dog like this \g https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gKUzNgJD7js?feature=share

[16:41:04] Mikoolo esjay might be related to current gen lack of work ethics and poor body musculature/stamina from stationary gaming obssession.

[16:41:53] Mikoolo Wham. Put a 25 year old person thats only been gaming and drinking energy drinks for 10 years to work.

[16:42:42] Mikoolo Gotta get them started gently for their body to adapt to the work.

[16:43:08] Mikoolo But it would be fun to make them do stuff like this right from the start of their work career, esjay. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/428649806056128543/1139181455231176744/IMG_20230810_1130522.jpg

[16:43:37] Mikoolo Carry around 23lbs of equipment and walk for miles.

[16:43:49] Mikoolo While swinging their arms and moving their legs.

[16:43:53] Mikoolo And wading in swamps.

[16:44:04] Mikoolo .cc 12kg to lbs

[16:44:13] Mikoolo .cc 10kg to lbs

[16:44:24] Mikoolo Ah 22lbs for just the saw.

[16:45:13] Mikoolo vamp whyyyyy?

[16:45:33] Mikoolo You just want easy prey, vamp. So hush.

[16:45:55] Mikoolo Do you want quality food or junk food?

[16:47:04] Mikoolo Ni hao!

[16:48:48] Mikoolo Forgot my colleague put the company car keys in my mailbox.

[16:49:14] Mikoolo She lives in a different municipaly and is only here during workdays and goes back home for the weekend.

[16:50:05] Mikoolo I don't watch them all day, but you're asking about vtubers and what the appeal is, wof?

[16:51:18] Mikoolo They are in character or half in character, wof. It's kinda like watching a tv show/anime. A streamer with permanent storymode enabled.

[16:52:06] Mikoolo And them being anonymous gives them a bit more room to behave more ridiculous than they could dare to when their real faces are exposed, wof.

[16:52:45] Mikoolo Kinda like how we here on irc are more open about stuff to each other than to co-workers or some irl friends.

[16:53:49] Mikoolo I don't.

[16:54:12] Mikoolo One of my co-workers is a thief and has stolen from us but we haven't caught him red handed yet.

[16:54:20] Mikoolo Except yesterday when he drank from my mineral water bottle.

[16:54:27] Mikoolo I didn't confront him about it.

[16:54:40] Mikoolo I'll just lace a mineral water bottle with laxatives.

[16:55:21] Mikoolo Imagine it. Being like 30km away from home and wham sudden and complete bowel evacuation.

[16:55:45] Mikoolo Commies got better work ethics than this guy, vamp.

[16:56:15] Mikoolo He says he's fast but he leaves like 30% shrubbery behind where he's gone with his clearing saw.

[16:56:23] Mikoolo Supervisor complained about it to me yesterday.

[16:56:42] Mikoolo We'd be doing a lot more distances if he hadn't been going through what they left behind.

[16:56:59] Mikoolo No.

[16:57:21] Mikoolo I do not approve of bullying in a workplace that is as exposed and isolated from emidiate help as ours is.

[16:58:06] Mikoolo If I get stuck in a swamp or quicksand I want the guy to like me enough to try to help me, vamp.

[16:58:37] Mikoolo Or if I somehow cut off my own leg with the clearing saw.

[16:59:55] Mikoolo .yt charlene danger zone

[17:00:00] Mikoolo This one is better imo, ComputerTech.

[17:05:14] Mikoolo Have you played any crpg, \g?

[17:05:37] Mikoolo Classic rpg.

[17:05:53] Mikoolo Like baldurs gate, icewind dale, temple of elemental evil.

[17:05:59] Mikoolo Thats a jrpg, \g.

[17:06:07] Mikoolo yes

[17:06:10] Mikoolo Ah

[17:06:27] Mikoolo Theres a game series that usually on sale. Sin something.

[17:06:39] Mikoolo Divinity original sin, \g.

[17:06:56] Mikoolo By the same studio that made Baldurs Gate 3.

[17:07:13] Mikoolo Theres also Pillars of Eternity.

[17:08:15] Mikoolo Tactical roleplaying with each individual in the party usually specialized in one thing.

[17:08:33] Mikoolo And the game being quite slow paced.

[17:08:40] Mikoolo And loads of reading.

[17:08:49] Mikoolo And loads of remembering how mechanics works.

[17:09:11] Mikoolo Imagine Final Fantasy 7 with loads of micromanagement, \g.

[17:09:26] Mikoolo crpg is the term.

[17:09:51] Mikoolo You can say that the original Fallout games (Fuck bethesda) are crpgs.

[17:10:34] Mikoolo k

[17:11:09] Mikoolo Drinking whisky and chatting, ComputerTech.

[17:11:36] Mikoolo HOW DOES IT FEEL COMPUTERTECH?

[17:11:56] Mikoolo ComputerTech https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/428649806056128543/1139177447103922186/20230810_1443232.jpg

[17:12:01] Mikoolo Thats my weekend whisky.

[17:12:10] Mikoolo 50% abv, ComputerTech.

[17:12:26] Mikoolo Heavily peated, aged in sherry casks.

[17:12:56] Mikoolo .kb ComputerTech spam

[17:15:21] Mikoolo YAY!

[17:15:28] Mikoolo I am winning!

[17:17:19] Mikoolo Should move to a country that have heavily regulated and laws in place that doesn't change coz you go to a different region in said country.

[17:18:17] Mikoolo Most of our shitty european countries have better worker benefits than US states.

[17:19:08] Mikoolo How much paid time off from work do you get when the baby is born, \g?

[17:19:23] Mikoolo And how much does your wife gets?

[17:19:31] Mikoolo Nice

[17:19:36] Mikoolo Full pay right?

[17:19:41] Mikoolo Nice

[17:19:53] Mikoolo Use both.

[17:20:26] Mikoolo Best is to use your months when hers are used up, \g.

[17:20:30] Mikoolo And the baby can be bottle fed.

[17:20:39] Mikoolo So she can work while you're home with the baby.

[17:22:50] Mikoolo .cc 240 days to month

[17:23:08] Mikoolo Thats how long time off each parent can take from work in sweden, \g.

[17:23:29] Mikoolo Single parent? 480 days off.

[17:24:00] Mikoolo Workaholicism.

[17:24:27] Mikoolo Hi Hotties. Why do you not say anything else than "Hi [Nick]" ?

[17:24:53] Mikoolo Nihao \g!

[17:25:46] Mikoolo Ok Hotties. I am putting you in the same category as Zack and Ah Soka then.

[17:26:03] Mikoolo One liner people that doesn't contribute.

[17:26:43] Mikoolo James Marsters is dead?

[17:26:44] Mikoolo D:

[17:27:05] Mikoolo You lied.

[17:27:09] Mikoolo James Marsters ain't dead.

[17:27:36] Mikoolo Spike was the character James Marsters played in Buffy.

[17:28:20] Mikoolo See ComputerTech.

[17:28:26] Mikoolo You're gonna die in your 40s.

[17:30:00] Mikoolo Jokes on you ComputerTech. I'll be in my 40s 2 years from now.

[17:30:25] Mikoolo What brand?

[17:32:38] Mikoolo Here ComputerTech https://i.imgur.com/qOOBJfx.mp4

[17:33:10] Mikoolo no

[17:33:25] Mikoolo When did you send it?

[17:33:40] Mikoolo I got angel on ignore, \g.

[17:36:50] Mikoolo \g https://vocaroo.com/14VQ1F31yQQP

[17:41:21] Mikoolo Here \g I heard this on my random music on youtube music app https://youtu.be/wVFWtV2Wp4c

[17:41:36] Mikoolo Sure if you want to.

[17:42:34] Mikoolo When I can sing.

[17:43:00] Mikoolo Billy will win then.

[17:44:13] Mikoolo ComputerTech https://youtu.be/qfqyCkdOxXU

[17:45:50] Mikoolo No

[17:46:18] Mikoolo I've read like 10 chapters of the manga before the anime was announced, \g.

[17:49:06] Mikoolo Don't give her a stereotypic african-american name, \g.

[17:49:14] Mikoolo Like Keyosha or something.

[17:49:56] Mikoolo Don't go to the opposite end either, stereoptyic southern american names like Billy-Sue or Mary-beth or Louise-Diana.

[17:50:19] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/gGUvJ9m6DIU

[17:52:07] Mikoolo It's to avoid lawsuits from people eating their stuff and get food poisoning.

[17:53:10] Mikoolo Food products like Milk are polite enough to give you a nasal clue when it's expired.

[17:53:45] Mikoolo Look at the timestamps, h4.

[17:53:58] Mikoolo He didn't write that in 3 seconds as a reply to you, h4.

[17:54:02] Mikoolo He's on a tablet after all.

[17:57:43] Mikoolo monery you reminded me of this https://youtu.be/_DZpLUDgIAc

[18:03:52] Mikoolo Do you recognize the voice that sounds like it's from a PSA speaker, monery?

[18:04:03] Mikoolo PA speaker*

[18:04:29] Mikoolo The voice that says grease the tracks of our tanks.

[18:04:42] Mikoolo It's a quite iconic voice.

[18:04:46] Mikoolo R Lee Rmey

[18:04:49] Mikoolo Ermey*

[18:05:04] Mikoolo The guy that played the Sergeant in Full Metal Jacket.

[18:11:12] Mikoolo \g buy this for me https://youtu.be/vvPJyQw7p8Y

[18:13:53] Mikoolo It's cooler than the optimus prime that linus showed.

[18:13:57] Mikoolo Same manufacturer.

[18:21:46] Mikoolo ComputerTech, \g owns more guns than you've had sex.

[18:21:58] Mikoolo Infact. He owns more guns than I've had sex.

[18:22:04] Mikoolo So don't feel bad about it.

[18:22:39] Mikoolo So you've had a negative amount of sex, ComputerTech?

[18:23:01] Mikoolo He's a virgin, \g.

[18:23:09] Mikoolo He has never had sex with a woman.

[18:23:22] Mikoolo Male relationships ain't sex related.

[18:23:30] Mikoolo So they don't count.

[18:31:58] Mikoolo \g https://www.youtube.com/shorts/phWl4YwdDzY?feature=share

[18:43:01] Mikoolo All the irish got that, wof.

[18:43:05] Mikoolo And the welsh.

[18:43:08] Mikoolo And most of the scots.

[18:43:26] Mikoolo I am?

[18:43:55] Mikoolo I consider myself to be in the center, wof.

[18:44:16] Mikoolo Both sides have some valid arguments.

[18:44:20] Mikoolo Yeee wof.

[18:44:35] Mikoolo Where?

[18:44:48] Mikoolo Meh

[18:44:59] Mikoolo I do hit a side, wof.

[18:45:01] Mikoolo I hit both.

[18:45:05] Mikoolo I don't care, ComputerTech.

[18:45:19] Mikoolo Thats why meh, ComputerTech.

[18:49:49] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/gE3xrXqLV_o

[18:53:43] Mikoolo Racist

[18:58:30] Mikoolo I'm the owner of #ComputerΤech, Peorth. Want to be the founder?

[20:07:37] Mikoolo Wof take one for me. Tell me what the food was like.

[20:07:45] Mikoolo I want a 100 word review.

[20:07:57] Mikoolo I will give you a picture of a dirty sock as payment.

[20:08:06] Mikoolo I promise you. It will be dirty.

[20:08:51] Mikoolo Fine, bend over RicoSuave.

[20:09:02] Mikoolo Do you want lube or no lube?

[20:09:36] Mikoolo I see you want to use fish slime as lubricant.

[20:09:53] Mikoolo Thats a bit too kinky for me so I will not enter your busi.

[20:10:03] Mikoolo .u busi

[20:10:14] Mikoolo .w busy

[20:10:16] Mikoolo .u busy

[20:10:22] Mikoolo Oh yeah

[20:10:24] Mikoolo It's

[20:10:27] Mikoolo .u bussi

[21:28:55] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/-HpzwjTt-SQ

[21:29:25] Mikoolo Sounds like there are too many bosses.

[21:30:37] Mikoolo Kanpai!

[21:31:14] Mikoolo .kb vamp Come back when you're sorry.

[21:31:37] Mikoolo He can only blame himself, ComputerTech. And you know this is true.

[21:31:55] Mikoolo It's the size of a sip, \g.

[21:31:58] Mikoolo And yes.

[21:31:59] Mikoolo Neat.

[21:32:17] Mikoolo He knows how to send a pm.

[21:32:44] Mikoolo Or are you calling vamp a retard that doesn't know how, ComputerTech?

[21:33:33] Mikoolo Ooo

[21:33:37] Mikoolo Ina started streaming.

[21:33:50] Mikoolo Gonna watch this while sipping on muh whisky.

[21:35:18] Mikoolo Not available in my country due to GDPR.

[21:35:45] Mikoolo .cc gdpr

[21:36:27] Mikoolo She jumped, \g.

[21:36:43] Mikoolo 60 floors falling distance.

[21:37:00] Mikoolo She was last seen on the 29th floor.

[21:37:02] Mikoolo No

[21:37:13] Mikoolo Pay fucking attention.

[21:37:28] Mikoolo You shouldn't ignore \g, ComputerTech.

[21:37:44] Mikoolo You didn't say she jumped tho.

[21:39:25] Mikoolo D: lego made another UCS X-wing D:

[21:39:27] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/44AeK0yJPHU

[21:40:01] Mikoolo Yeee

[21:40:22] Mikoolo I want the new x-wing.

[21:40:28] Mikoolo Since I only got a playable model.

[21:42:43] Mikoolo Peorth is also into lego?

[21:42:52] Mikoolo :D

[21:43:00] Mikoolo Seen my small collection Peorth?

[21:43:23] Mikoolo https://i.imgur.com/Cz3gtIb.jpg

[21:47:11] Mikoolo I want it.

[21:47:20] Mikoolo Or the Himeji castle.

[21:47:24] Mikoolo It also looks cool.

[21:50:19] Mikoolo ComputerTech, you're too drunk. You've been very spammy the whole day.

[21:50:55] Mikoolo And I should be right considering I'm drinking 50% abv whisky atm.

[21:51:30] Mikoolo Nice.

[21:51:35] Mikoolo Mustang and Landrover.

[21:51:57] Mikoolo The james bond aston martin set also looks cool af.

[21:52:12] Mikoolo Both of them.

[21:53:55] Mikoolo It's nice.

[21:54:10] Mikoolo It's a bit overpowering flavour vise but it's really nice.

[21:54:35] Mikoolo Talisker 10yo is more chain drinkable friendly.

[21:55:54] Mikoolo And it apparently has no food colouring and it's really dark, lex.

[21:57:00] Mikoolo Worst whisky I've had so far this year was Maker's Mark.

[21:57:12] Mikoolo Second worst was Tenjaku, a jap blend.

[21:58:04] Mikoolo I have to say that Talisker 10yo is so far the tastiest one I've had. But there are also good runners ups like Nikka Coffey Grain and the cheap bang for the bucks Tamnavulin Sherry Cask.

[21:59:13] Mikoolo I drink tapwater almost daily.

[22:02:17] Mikoolo Serion I'm having https://product-cdn.systembolaget.se/productimages/24606660/24606660_800.png at the moment.

[22:12:36] Mikoolo Hi 25.

[22:12:40] Mikoolo I'm Mikoolo.

[22:23:08] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/nqhLn76kCv0

[22:23:22] Mikoolo |:

[22:23:34] Mikoolo #_@

[22:24:19] Mikoolo Mexian Upsidedown ?x3

[22:24:27] Mikoolo Mexican*

[22:25:01] Mikoolo Here lex sing with me https://youtu.be/2n_Ae9DGC0U

[22:25:29] Mikoolo :<

[22:25:53] Mikoolo TEA

[22:26:06] Mikoolo HET

[22:26:34] Mikoolo inb4 showering with your dad.

[22:27:16] Mikoolo ok

[22:27:17] Mikoolo bed

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