Saturday, August 19, 2023
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Gentoo
I guess, considering you should be using TLS.
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Serion
thats one of those FY statements
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Peorth
TLS = totally loves sheep
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Internets
[YouTube] No results found
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Gentoo
Yes, I do love sheep.
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wez
Gentoo: There's a cert issue, so it's a X.509 issue, not a TLS issue
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Gentoo
Sure, but X.509 certs can store either SSL or TLS keys and signatures.
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ComputerTech
yawns and grabs his beer
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Angel
joined #computertech
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Gentoo
yams and grabs his piss jug
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foxy
lame bitch
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esjay
So I was at the card shop and got some Weiss Schwarz cards, a few packs of some various anime, but we're focusing on the Miss Kobayashi one. First pack I opened I saw a fucking RR card that I confused with the SSP version which is $200
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esjay
the RR one is $1
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esjay
I got hype
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foxy
.wik tajin
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foxy
$wik tajin
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esjay
I want some tajin
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wez
Gentoo: Nope, RSA or ECC, not TLS or SSL :)
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ComputerTech
sits in his corner
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esjay
I have some in the kitchen but nothing to use it on except maybe a plumcot
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esjay
.k ComputerTech
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irish666
joined #computertech
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esjay
ComputerTech; have you ever had a cockmeat sandwich?
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Peorth
what about spotted dick?
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Serion
fffffffffaaaaattttttt
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wez
Peorth: That's English though
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Angel
joined #computertech
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tr
[S] <phish> he is english
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wez
He's Irish'
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Gentoo
>Be British >Invade the world for spices >Don't use them.
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foxy
.wik tajin
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foxy
$wik tajin
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Angel
[wikipedia] El Tajín | "El Tajín is a pre-Columbian archeological site in southern Mexico and is one of the largest and most important cities of the Classic era of Mesoamerica. A part of the Classic Veracruz culture, El Tajín flourished from 600 to 1200 CE and during this time numerous temples, palaces, ballcourts, and pyramids were built. From the time the city fell, in 1230, to […]" | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Taj%C3%ADn
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foxy
don't abuse it
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ComputerTech
<esjay> ComputerTech; have you ever had a cockmeat sandwich?
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wez
yay foxy is back
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foxy
or i'll take it back away
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wez
yay ComputerTech is back!
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Angel
[wikipedia] Colby | "Colby most often refers to:Colby (given name), a list of peopleColby (surname), a list of peopleColby cheese (originally 'Colby Cheddar'), a type of cheese made from cow's milkColby-Jack, a mixture of Colby and Monterey Jack cheesesColby may also refer to:" | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colby
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esjay
ComputerTech; I wish :(
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wez
ComputerTech: so that makes you UK not English :)
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ComputerTech
since i have an irish or british passport
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wez
ComputerTech: Can you use Euros too?
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foxy
WEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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wez
ComputerTech: soyour local shops accept euros/
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tr
[T] <@Saphir^TXP> ComputerTech is multinational :D
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wez
The easiest way to oust a government happened in AU. All members of parliment need to be AU only, and a majority were multinations and were fired when it came out
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Gentoo
wez, Then most got rehired after they gave up their multinationality.
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wez
Gentoo: yup
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wez
some didn't though
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wez
Gentoo: one of them was actually made a citizen of another country without his knowledge. Apparantly his mum did it and didn't tell him :P]
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ComputerTech
cries
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Angel
( p′︵‵。)
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wez
ComputerTech: How young are you?
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ComputerTech
everything i listen to or use is older than me
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wez
ComputerTech: I am closer in age to foxy I think
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ComputerTech
most music I listen to, and most software i use is older than me
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ComputerTech
i swear if Peorth laughs at this i am kicking him in the shin
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wez
prepares his kick button just incase :)
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Gentoo
ComputerTech, You're using old versions of proprietary software?
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Clive_Rosfield
is having Mango Italian Ice.
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ComputerTech
is having magners
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wez
ZACK!!!!!!!
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Gentoo
GNU started in 1984, so most of the GNU software I use was first released before me.
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wez
ComputerTech: yummo, I am having dumpling soup
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tr
[T] <@Saphir^TXP> Dumpling soup sounds nice
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wez
Gentoo: I was alive then
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wez
Saphir^TXP It is epic
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Gentoo
wez, How long is your neckbeard?
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ComputerTech
i was born when most people wete drinking beer on IRC
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wez
Gentoo: I shave
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wez
I've never grown it to find out
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wez
Movember is coming up
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Gentoo
I'm growing a big ass mustache, but it's not ready yet.
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wez
Maybe I'll do it for that
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wez
Gentoo: Does it twirl?
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ComputerTech
imagines Gentoo being like eggman
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Gentoo
wez, Yes, if I make the hairs twirl
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Ahsoka
I didnt know you could grow a mustache on your ass?
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Ahsoka
Whats the point of having mustache on your ass, not that many people would see it to make it worth growing
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ComputerTech
throws Ahsoka off a cliff
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Gentoo
I probably have enough ass hair for a ass moustache, but ehh.
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
foxy > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 5.35s, which makes you a total of 690 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [11 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt
Gentoo > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -2 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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DuckHunt
Gentoo > You are not armed.
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DuckHunt
foxy > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech returns Gentoo's gun to him.
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DuckHunt
Peorth > You just changed the type of your ammunitions to explosive ones (damage x3 for 24h) in exchange for 25 xp points. Your purchase made you go back to level 26 (duck smasher).
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ComputerTech
pets Peorth
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DuckHunt
Peorth > You just bought a four leaf clover in exchange for 13 xp points. This lucky charm will make you earn 4 extra xp points for each duck shot for 24h.
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Serion
UUUUUWWWWWWWWUUUUUUUUU
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foxy
is it 8pm yet?
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foxy
this heifer sending me food pics
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foxy
she made jambalaya last night and had some left over
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foxy
so she put it in the oven on top of some tortilla along with shredde cheese and queso cheese
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foxy
shredded*
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foxy
it looked good
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Serion
I wonder how Syndus_ is doing right now
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tr
[S] <phish> this heifer
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tr
[S] <phish> rofl
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foxy
my daughter :P
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Internets
:: [2/10] heifer :: [a a] heavy or fat woman (from a term referring [to cow] that has not given [birth]) ::
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Internets
:: [1/10] heifer :: a predigiously large female, usually from [Kentucky]), about the same [size] as [a cow]. ::
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Internets
:: [3/10] heifer :: 1.A female [cow] who has not had any young yet. / / 2.A term [manly] used by [Aferican] American women against eachother as an insult. / / 3.A very heavy woman. ::
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tr
[S] <phish> ah
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foxy
she's pregnant and has weird cravings
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tr
[S] <phish> how endearing
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wez
What network are you on phish?
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tr
[S] <phish> oh rofl
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wez
foxy: ooohh, congrats!
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tr
[S] <phish> wait you guys are on a different network?
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ComputerTech
foxy, how long is she on the journey? :P
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wez
foxy: Another grandchild woooooo!!!!
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foxy
this one due in december
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
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DuckHunt
foxy > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 3.52s, which makes you a total of 691 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [11 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -2 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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tr
[S] <phish> i know i was being an ass
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DuckHunt
foxy > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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wez
foxy: My daughter was born in December :D, she is turning 1 this year.
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foxy
other daughter due in october
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Internets
:: [3/10] heffer :: Either a fat person or a [pregnant] [cow], [whichever] is nearest. ::
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Internets
:: [1/10] heffer :: a word to describe an obesely [obese person] or a name to which you will [randomly] call someone who has caused you [annoyance]. ::
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Internets
:: [2/10] heffer :: [A girl] that has a really [bad attitude]; a [derogatory] term ::
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tr
[S] <phish> everyones just cranking out babies huh
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wez
Serion!!!!! .o/
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wez
ComputerTech: You're too young
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foxy
i don't mean anything bad by calling her that
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ComputerTech
gets a girl up the skate
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wez
ComputerTech: Mine shat on the floor this morning
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foxy
by christmas i will have 3 grandsons and 1 granddaughter
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wez
foxy: wooooo!!!!
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wez
Have you been shopping for pressies yet?
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foxy
never too early
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wez
ComputerTech: oh no, it is never too early for a granny to go christmas shopping
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foxy
we really don't celebrate christmas though
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wez
Heh, what am I talking about, my wife has already done some christmas shopping already :)
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foxy
we just do it for the food
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ComputerTech
puts a massive tree in foxy's house
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wez
foxy: Oh? Do you make dreidels instead?
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foxy
what's that?
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foxy
$wik dreidels
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Angel
[wikipedia] Dreidel | "A dreidel, also dreidle or dreidl ( DRAY-dəl; Yiddish: דרײדל, romanized: dreydl, plural: dreydlech; Hebrew: סביבון, romanized: sevivon) is a four-sided spinning top, played during the Jewish holiday of Hanukkah. The dreidel is a Jewish variant on the teetotum, a gambling toy found in many European cultures.Each side of the dreidel bears a letter of the […]" | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dreidel
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Rizon
set mode +ao Dr_DICK Dr_DICK
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Rizon
[Dr_DICK] "With great meat comes great responsibility" - Hank Hill
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Dr_DICK
joined #computertech
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ComputerTech
last year she put up... like 6 tree's iirc?
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tr
[S] <phish> i celebrate every holiday for the food
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foxy
i don't like to celebrate any more
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ComputerTech
foxy would you celebrate with me? :3
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tr
[S] <phish> celebrate=eat, duh
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Dr_DICK
ComputerTech: s/presents/penis
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Angel
Dr_DICK thinks ComputerTech meant to say: i like the penis
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Dr_DICK
CumpsterTech~~~~
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Dr_DICK
You're not being hyper gay anymore?
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tr
[S] <phish> he had too many cocks on his birthday
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tr
[S] <phish> something about his brother hammering him idk
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Dr_DICK
AH he got too hammered
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foxy
.w -n wez
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Dr_DICK
Last weekend but it was someone else's weekend that was on a wednesday/thursday?
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tr
[S] <@God_of_sushi> why not
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tr
[S] <@Aaron> ugh
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tr
[S] <@Aaron> how do you know its me
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Angel
[reddit] Any ideas how to get this kitten out? I gotta get to work fml (https://www.reddit.com/gallery/15urx6q) to r/civic | 669 points (98.0%) | 221 comments | Posted by joseluisnp | Created at 2023-08-18 - 18:13:06UTC
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ComputerTech
set mode +v Angel
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foxy
i thought the boys would love it
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foxy
since they like posting reddit links
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foxy
it was disabled
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ComputerTech
runs
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ComputerTech
hides under foxy's desk
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foxy
$getsafeforwork
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Angel
[reddit] #computertech is flagged as NSFW
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ComputerTech
runs
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wez
ComputerTech: I am
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foxy
i'm at work
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wez
I'm work from home
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ComputerTech
passes out alcohol
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wez
It's the best right?
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foxy
$setsafeforwork
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Angel
[reddit] #computertech is now flagged as SFW.
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wez
Except I am procrastinating
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ComputerTech
winks
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wez
ComputerTech: You can do this code for me if you like
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foxy
i muting myself while laughign
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wez
ComputerTech: Today it's nodejs
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foxy
19 more minutes
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
wez > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
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DuckHunt
wez > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 4.388s, which makes you a total of 62 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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wez
ComputerTech: I actually would love to, but I keep forgetting there's an NDA on this one :D
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foxy
pumped up kicks
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Gentoo
>Betraying humanity by signing a NDA.
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Gentoo
The only moral thing to do is to break a NDA, but that's illegal, so it's best not to sign one in the first place.
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ComputerTech
looks at mbuhh for whois'ing him a few times now today
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esjay
Good luck finding any job paying more than $10 an hour without an nda
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foxy
Gentoo what
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foxy
NDA's are a must in most jobs
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Gentoo
esjay, Already done.
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ComputerTech
whois's mbuhh back
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esjay
Anything with potential trade secrets will have an nda
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Gentoo
Now that's mental gymnastics.
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tr
[S] <phish> are ndas even enforceable
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Gentoo
Trade secret laws already account for things with trade secrets and NDA's are really entirely unnecessary for that reason.
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ComputerTech
ndas esjay~
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foxy
nda's are not just for trade secrets
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ComputerTech
ndas foxy also~
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foxy
places like apple even have workers sign a nda
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esjay
it's to protect clients, revenue, processes, etc
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ComputerTech
hands a Budweiser to therock247uk
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Gentoo
esjay, You can protect this benis.
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Internets
:: [1/10] benis :: [penis] [w a B]. can be used for [anything]. ::
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Internets
:: [2/10] benis :: something a person [smokes] that is either [a dildo] or a [real penis] ::
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Internets
:: [3/10] benis :: BEE-nis –noun, plural -nises / / 1. A [twelve] inch [purple dildo]. / / 2. A person, especially a man, regarded as mean or [contemptible]. ::
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esjay
Gentoo; no thanks, I prefer other girls
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esjay
as much as it pains me to say this
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esjay
Ahsoka has a better chance with me than you
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ComputerTech
what kind of person would smokeva dick
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foxy
Ahsoka is hot
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ComputerTech
spanks Ahsoka
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foxy
cuddles esjay
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Gentoo
Trade secret laws already apply the restrictions that would apply the "protection" to revenue that's wanted.
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ComputerTech
Gentoo stfu, i'm watching foxy cuddle esjay
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ComputerTech
grabs binoculars
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Gentoo
NDA's are often used to cover up criminal behaviour it seems.
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esjay
Company I work with (and am quitting in the next week) has an nda about shit like even talking about our (multi-billion dollar) clients
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ComputerTech
grabs binoculars again
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Gentoo
esjay, Now that's cucked.
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ComputerTech
grabs /kill button
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foxy
we hve "code" names for our projects
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esjay
I'll say it though, some of our clients are like tesla lol
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Angel
ComputerTech thinks foxy meant to say: we have "code" names for our projects
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esjay
fuck NDAs
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foxy
i say it all the time , apple is one :P
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foxy
intuit is another