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[09:34:35] h4 damn australians and their genocides

[09:35:16] h4 i think he made a joke

[09:35:42] h4 although he might have been serious :D

[09:36:02] h4 beats my meat

[09:36:06] h4 s/my meat/me

[09:37:21] h4 ysalamiri: s/achmed/at me/

[09:37:35] h4 you were Ahmad :O

[09:37:40] h4 i have always been a german

[09:37:50] h4 you however seem highly suspicious

[09:38:41] h4 you are probably as scottish as hitler was australian

[09:39:31] h4 which one

[09:39:32] h4 ?

[09:39:39] h4 saturn and jupiter have almost 80 each

[09:40:01] h4 i am from Europa probably

[09:40:41] h4 let me just take all the wind ouf of that joke

[09:40:47] h4 NO! It's a jupiter moon!

[09:41:24] h4 phew

[09:41:29] h4 it's a galilean moon

[09:41:35] h4 orbiting jupiter

[09:42:26] h4 .t de en prolet

[09:42:30] h4 lol

[09:42:40] h4 .t de en proll

[09:44:05] h4 !bang

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[11:26:30] h4 !reload

[11:26:31] h4 !bang

[11:26:36] h4 another fucking golden dick

[11:26:39] h4 !shop 2 h4

[11:26:46] h4 what?

[11:26:50] h4 !shop 2

[11:30:41] h4 !bang

[12:08:16] h4 !bang

[12:08:18] h4 !bang

[12:08:20] h4 wow

[12:08:22] h4 you cunt

[12:08:25] h4 !shop 16 RabidPedagog

[12:08:32] h4 !shop 15 RabidPedagog

[12:08:34] h4 !shop 14 RabidPedagog

[12:08:47] h4 that was not very cash money of you

[14:43:26] h4 irish666: should he be?

[14:43:47] h4 MasterQueef

[14:43:49] h4 hey foxy

[14:47:38] h4 i hate trolls

[14:47:51] h4 i just don't get what's in it for them

[14:47:53] h4 just making fun of others

[14:53:04] h4 what's with the fucking wrestling channels all the time?

[14:53:15] h4 go watch your oiled up guys in underpants touch each other

[14:53:25] h4 why do you people have to keep bringing it up?

[14:53:52] h4 here's an idea

[14:54:03] h4 like the show without mentioning wrestling channels here

[14:54:20] h4 football?

[14:54:24] h4 you mean eggball?

[14:55:25] h4 i don't really like any professional sports

[14:55:40] h4 and those coming from overseas seem to be much more about show

[14:55:41] h4 than sports

[14:59:28] h4 cts mom floats my boat

[15:08:05] h4 wouldn't be the first homo in here

[15:11:23] h4 are you still talking about football?

[15:17:43] h4 what is?

[15:18:27] h4 there is new one?

[15:18:33] h4 how many batman movies are there by now?

[15:19:20] h4 nolan?

[15:19:41] h4 what other movies did he produce?

[15:21:31] h4 Interstellar and Inception were quite alright

[15:26:10] h4 i don't wanna look at that image

[15:45:41] h4 oh joy

[15:45:44] h4 we are talking religion

[15:45:49] h4 my second favourite to politics

[15:46:02] h4 take a fucking bath you filthy irish

[15:46:02] h4 1bang

[15:46:14] h4 why does my cock feel so sucked all of a sudden?

[15:58:42] h4 oh god

[15:58:47] h4 american dad is just as shitty as family guy

[15:58:52] h4 was funny for 1-2 seasons

[15:58:58] h4 then became worse with every new episode

[16:02:17] h4 what did you do last night?

[16:02:30] h4 you headbutted the wall until you passed out?

[16:03:29] h4 no

[16:03:31] h4 only some

[16:03:35] h4 like alcohol

[16:03:53] h4 no

[16:03:56] h4 it makes you focused

[16:04:16] h4 no

[16:04:27] h4 i was lazy before

[16:04:56] h4 weed allowed me to focus on a specific thing and not get distracted

[16:05:11] h4 ComputerTech: thanks genius. That kinda implies it, doesn't it?

[16:05:24] h4 multiple times a week?

[16:05:25] h4 lol

[16:06:38] h4 motivation towards what?

[16:07:11] h4 i have been doing it constant for about a year and a half

[16:07:16] h4 that being almost daily

[16:07:28] h4 i spent a lot of time with friends

[16:07:39] h4 did the absolute minimum at work

[16:07:59] h4 !bang

[16:08:01] h4 !reload

[16:08:10] h4 tomba4032: well i haven't smoked in over a year now

[16:08:18] h4 i don't feel more productive

[16:08:23] h4 perhaps a bit more focused

[16:08:28] h4 still procrastinating a lot

[16:08:39] h4 alcohol is far worse imo

[16:08:49] h4 i have seen people getting hooked on alcohol

[16:08:55] h4 by now they can't remember shit

[16:08:57] h4 are almost always drunk

[16:09:09] h4 they even start getting dumber

[16:09:15] h4 can't really follow thoughts anymore

[16:09:23] h4 stfu ComputerTech

[16:09:30] h4 it's not my fault the shoe fits you

[16:09:37] h4 congratulations

[16:09:45] h4 by kicking me you have successfully beaten your alcohol addiction

[16:09:50] h4 the world does not evolve around you

[16:09:59] h4 you were definetely not the person i talked about

[16:10:10] h4 still you are a loser in that regard too

[16:10:31] h4 Fensta: oh i can judge if these people refuse to get the help they need

[16:10:34] h4 to kick their fucking addiction

[16:10:39] h4 despite constantly telling me they want to kick it

[16:10:55] h4 tomba4032: well it kinda is but it won't fix the problem

[16:11:16] h4 Fensta: and how does slowly dying from drug abuse (or in this case alcohol) help?

[16:11:27] h4 should i just accept that said person destroys himself and his family

[16:11:29] h4 by being a fucking addict?

[16:11:39] h4 every day

[16:11:42] h4 instead of getting proper help

[16:11:45] h4 with your situation

[16:12:36] h4 if you decide to get an addiction and rot away without your addiction impacting anyone

[16:12:38] h4 fine by me

[16:12:49] h4 but as soon as it has negative impact on other people

[16:12:56] h4 i don't have any tolerance

[16:13:15] h4 if a person drinks every day, knowing it's an addiction

[16:13:18] h4 knowing it won't help

[16:13:22] h4 wanting to stop but can't

[16:13:30] h4 refuses to get help, because he can beat that on his own

[16:13:36] h4 at some point there is no tolerance left

[16:13:42] h4 no matter how shitty the upbringing was

[16:13:59] h4 Fensta: right, totally not gonna impact anyone if daddy drinks himself to death

[16:14:05] h4 or if daddy isn't able to do shit with his chilren

[16:14:11] h4 because daddy is always fucking drunk and sleeps

[16:14:16] h4 we should all be more understanding

[16:14:21] h4 that his kids will have no father

[16:14:28] h4 because the loser is constantly drunk

[16:14:35] h4 lets just rejoice that he is not aggressive but weak

[16:14:53] h4 deadly: ComputerTech in at least 10 years

[16:15:00] h4 nah daddy never drank

[16:15:04] h4 neither do i

[16:15:07] h4 nope

[16:15:11] h4 she never even smoked a cig

[16:15:30] h4 tomba4032: Fensta can

[16:15:36] h4 obviously

[16:16:00] h4 lets also find excuses for violent people who had a shitty childhood

[16:16:07] h4 because we can't blame them and have to be understanding

[16:16:37] h4 deadly: chances are the robber lives longer if he isn't drowning his sorrow in alcohol

[16:17:10] h4 i bet most serial killers had a shitty childhood

[16:17:14] h4 or were abused as kids

[16:17:31] h4 it's the poor mans drug

[16:18:17] h4 foxy: what about the likes of ed kemper?

[16:18:22] h4 dude was said to be pretty smart

[16:18:27] h4 had no addictions whatsoever

[16:18:43] h4 deadly: he turned himself in

[16:18:51] h4 had to do so several times because the cops didn't believe him

[16:18:54] h4 local police knew him

[16:19:24] h4 true

[16:19:37] h4 let's cry about mindhunter not getting a third season together :D

[16:20:44] h4 ofc he is

[16:22:35] h4 deadly: dominos over here is pretty shitty

[16:22:39] h4 got a better alternative?

[16:46:46] h4 deadly: nobody asked about your pubes

[16:46:50] h4 he was talking about your bald head

[16:46:57] h4 deadly: no

[16:47:07] h4 skinhead just means you can see the Kopfhaut through the hair

[16:47:11] h4 very short is skinhead as well

[16:47:18] h4 .t de en kopffhaut

[16:47:22] h4 .t de en kopfhaut

[16:47:30] h4 yeah that

[16:50:00] h4 lol

[16:55:39] h4 ComputerTech: i guess her tits did their part on you

[16:55:52] h4 always thought you were gay

[16:55:59] h4 still do

[16:56:11] h4 why am i gay now?

[16:56:18] h4 stop projecting

[16:56:34] h4 you guys are just jelly

[16:56:46] h4 Dr_DICK: fair enough

[16:56:49] h4 Penisdoktor

[16:57:03] h4 ComputerTech: those were great times

[16:57:10] h4 no ComputerMoron on irc

[17:39:25] h4 oh goddamn it

[17:39:31] h4 stop being weird again ComputerTech

[17:40:01] h4 stepladder

[17:40:11] h4 so he can still have weird intercourse with his family

[17:40:14] h4 called hammering

[17:40:43] h4 a nice evening of discussing the shapes of potatoes

[17:40:45] h4 for irish people

[17:40:49] h4 while being drunk off their ass

[17:41:03] h4 he does?

[17:41:09] h4 i knew it

[17:41:18] h4 foxy: s/their/they're/

[17:41:26] h4 any time o/

[17:41:34] h4 as long as we agree it's color

[17:41:38] h4 and honor

[17:42:02] h4 .seen frogorg

[17:42:04] h4 :'(

[17:42:14] h4 $tell ComputerTech bring back Frogorg

[17:42:41] h4 oh shit

[17:42:42] h4 later then

[17:45:32] h4 wb monery

[17:45:37] h4 i assume the reboot went fine

[17:45:43] h4 i was gonna ask if you are running proxmox

[17:49:36] h4 i was just curious

[17:49:44] h4 but obviously i am not worth monery's time

[17:49:57] h4 i shall bully someone else for this rejection

[17:50:10] h4 you fool

[17:50:14] h4 you blink at the wrong time

[18:31:33] h4 nice?

[18:31:46] h4 are they?

[18:32:02] h4 i don't disagree with you

[18:32:07] h4 just curious what makes haircuts nice

[18:32:07] h4 !bang

[18:32:10] h4 !bang

[18:32:25] h4 m0n: i suppose that is nice

[18:32:53] h4 and stop being a cunt ComputerTech

[18:33:09] h4 he learned a new letter

[18:33:34] h4 you got a button for it?

[18:33:47] h4 as if you could even program a simple button

[18:34:14] h4 uhm

[18:34:17] h4 what's stopping you now updog?

[18:34:39] h4 every linux window manager i know has the ability to configure buttons

[18:34:55] h4 oh you don't need to know how to program

[18:35:10] h4 you mostly just need to know how to write a config or find the menu entry

[18:35:21] h4 ofc if you are on windows i guess you have to deal with autohotkey

[18:35:30] h4 wdym?

[18:35:38] h4 you don't have tons of shortcuts and key combos?

[18:35:45] h4 :O

[18:35:56] h4 :O

[18:36:13] h4 too much tors today?

[18:36:21] h4 stop embarassing yourself ComputerTech

[18:36:26] h4 you are pathetic enough as it is

[18:36:42] h4 not my fault you can't behave

[18:37:09] h4 :O

[18:37:19] h4 alt + tabbing your way through at least?

[18:37:41] h4 using ctrl+t and ctrl+w

[18:37:41] h4 ?

[18:38:09] h4 a what?

[18:38:20] h4 and if you wanna type in the url or a search query

[18:38:22] h4 you press ctrl + l

[18:38:23] h4 right?

[18:38:35] h4 if you wanna search your bookmarks you type ctrl+b

[18:38:38] h4 right?

[18:38:58] h4 :O

[18:39:11] h4 and opening a terminal is either mod+return or mod+t, right?

[18:39:21] h4 opening a file explorer is mod+e

[18:39:23] h4 there is

[18:39:29] h4 press mod+x and choose powershell :D

[18:39:52] h4 mod is the windows key

[18:40:00] h4 it's just called mod on everything but windows

[18:40:06] h4 sadly

[18:40:20] h4 that's just a cross on a white square

[18:40:28] h4 omg

[18:40:41] h4 i already hate these weird "sleep" buttons on keyboard

[18:41:07] h4 omg

[18:41:09] h4 what does it do?

[18:41:19] h4 seems like a lot of assumptions are needed

[18:41:32] h4 or it just uses whatever default browser

[18:41:41] h4 if only you ran linux

[18:41:45] h4 you could tell me the keycode

[18:42:15] h4 or rather keysym

[18:42:36] h4 cheers HelderHeid

[18:42:40] h4 stfu ComputerTech

[18:42:43] h4 stop being weird

[18:42:46] h4 have you been drinking again

[18:42:47] h4 ?

[18:43:00] h4 within the last two minutes

[18:43:01] h4 right

[18:43:15] h4 and that will be the only beer

[18:43:16] h4 right?

[18:43:51] h4 HelderHeid: if you mean ComputerTech it either has to do with your genitals or your ass

[18:43:58] h4 see?

[18:44:00] h4 he chases you now

[18:44:25] h4 don't worry, ComputerTech has a chastity belt

[18:44:30] h4 he will be annoying

[18:44:32] h4 but he can't do anything

[18:44:40] h4 he also got a

[18:44:44] h4 .t de en Maulkorb

[18:44:51] h4 unfortunately that does not stop him from talking

[18:45:21] h4 his life choices

[18:45:27] h4 i am merely reporting

[18:45:42] h4 waste of strawberries

[18:45:48] h4 he does not need a shield either

[18:45:51] h4 he has this chastity belt

[18:46:05] h4 was soll ich mit dem Elektroschrott?

[18:46:20] h4 updog: now you're just being mean

[18:46:23] h4 what is he gonna do?

[18:46:40] h4 wow ComputerTech

[18:46:45] h4 what a dick move

[18:47:08] h4 hospital

[18:47:12] h4 was last i heard

[18:47:16] h4 where is Frogorg though?

[18:50:58] h4 did he say when he will be back?

[18:51:03] h4 gay

[18:51:07] h4 both

[18:51:14] h4 ComputerTech: s/welcum/well, cum/

[18:51:19] h4 wow

[18:51:23] h4 that was mean updog

[18:51:28] h4 3-4

[18:51:30] h4 in total

[18:52:01] h4 i told him repeatedly not to play with grenades he picks up in the forest

[18:52:13] h4 he said something about being the swedish gun jesus

[18:52:38] h4 but will he have any lasting damage from it?

[18:52:46] h4 .seen mikoolo

[18:52:50] h4 assume couple days ago

[18:53:44] h4 Rotfront?

[18:53:54] h4 Kraftwerk?

[18:54:02] h4 !bang

[18:54:07] h4 uhm

[18:54:11] h4 Böhse Onkelz?

[18:54:21] h4 !bang

[18:54:26] h4 focus!

[18:54:39] h4 i shot at it first

[18:54:41] h4 stop whining

[18:54:55] h4 impossibru

[18:55:00] h4 HelderHeid: was it Böhse Onkelz then?

[18:55:06] h4 never seen them dance

[18:55:11] h4 high on heroin and all

[18:56:16] h4 i will just assume it was Onkelz then

[18:56:18] h4 here you go HelderHeid

[18:56:24] h4 .yt boehse onkelz worte der freiheit

[18:56:35] h4 also

[18:56:38] h4 .yt boehse onkelz dick und durstig

[18:57:12] h4 HelderHeid: let me know as soon as you find out

[19:08:44] h4 sagt mir nix

[19:08:56] h4 thomas: the asscheek?

[19:20:22] h4 but are you back?

[19:39:18] h4 .seen yournamehere

[19:39:22] h4 huh

[19:39:36] h4 just stfu Ahsoka

[19:39:39] h4 not only are you not funny

[19:39:42] h4 you are repeating yourself

[19:40:49] h4 the only joke around here is ComputerTech

[19:41:03] h4 but tors isn't in here :P

[19:41:10] h4 you mean

[19:41:10] h4 <&TorS> !kiss colby

[19:41:12] h4 this? :D

[19:41:29] h4 ComputerTech just loves the attention

[19:41:46] h4 ofc he doe

[19:41:46] h4 s

[19:42:07] h4 but i'm not kissing

[19:42:25] h4 you probably dream about me

[19:42:32] h4 all the times you quoted my ass cheeks

[19:42:39] h4 you even know the quote number by heart

[19:42:50] h4 oh wow

[19:43:03] h4 when sur leaves, i don't want to remain

[19:44:01] h4 ysalamiri: how come?

[19:44:05] h4 sur is charming

[19:44:32] h4 why are you shaking?

[19:44:46] h4 :D

[19:46:11] h4 Ahsoka: bullshit

[19:46:19] h4 exactly

[19:46:20] h4 :D

[19:47:47] h4 stop saying they

[19:49:14] h4 uhm

[19:51:11] h4 i have never seen Ahsoka jest

[19:51:14] h4 always so pants up

[19:52:11] h4 don't know

[19:52:15] h4 i think Ahsoka just has no humour

[19:52:18] h4 always serious

[19:52:33] h4 your mom is nice

[19:53:13] h4 normally you'd reply with

[19:53:18] h4 halt die Fresse

[19:53:33] h4 but sometimes Kein Problem or Gern geschehen are ok too

[19:54:26] h4 because sur is based af

[20:00:06] h4 !bang

[20:00:09] h4 !reload

[20:00:09] h4 !bang

[20:17:31] h4 gay

[20:17:33] h4 hola?

[20:36:14] h4 quite the jokester

[20:40:34] h4 get out

[20:41:29] h4 Cyber|an^TigeR: oh yeah she is a proper racist

[20:41:55] h4 Cuckoo: gay

[20:42:04] h4 Cuckoo: also #ireland

[20:42:14] h4 #ireland is the true dick channel

[20:42:28] h4 baiscally

[20:42:30] h4 *basically

[20:42:41] h4 we also got the king (queen) of gays there

[20:42:43] h4 ComputerTech himself

[20:44:32] h4 deadly: s/neo/neon/

[20:44:39] h4 with a bright future

[22:27:15] h4 you have?

[22:27:32] h4 conduct what on me?

[22:28:17] h4 why is Zack die Mundnutte looking for me?

[22:31:30] h4 who is this RabidPedodog?

[22:31:38] h4 i find him suspicious as well

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