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[10:07:27] ysalamiri gm wez, et al

[10:12:44] ysalamiri floodah

[10:13:04] ysalamiri cos DuckHunt is on my ignore, just looks like 1 giant txt flood

[10:13:51] ysalamiri i hate the fkr with a passion

[10:14:04] ysalamiri not so much playing it, but when i was installing it many moons ago

[10:14:09] ysalamiri was hard work fnar

[10:14:24] ysalamiri it has more lives than a hindhu cat

[10:59:50] ysalamiri sup spidey

[11:00:28] ysalamiri popup war!

[11:00:40] ysalamiri ofc u do, your hawf irish

[11:01:27] ysalamiri it it annoys scousers, always

[11:02:25] ysalamiri nice one

[11:02:47] ysalamiri drugs == i am guessing is a deffinite

[11:03:07] ysalamiri shh, foxy shouts at me when i voice folk

[11:03:47] ysalamiri lmao

[11:03:57] ysalamiri hey moss is the daddy

[11:05:29] ysalamiri ok, who gave spidey paddles ?

[11:05:36] ysalamiri hands up

[11:05:53] ysalamiri rut roh

[11:06:12] ysalamiri oh spidey

[11:06:16] ysalamiri i have a mission for ye

[11:06:25] ysalamiri movie called "the fury" 1978

[11:06:37] ysalamiri lost it in great house flood of 2022

[11:06:42] ysalamiri kirk douglas

[11:06:50] ysalamiri wez: yep

[11:07:25] ysalamiri aye i saw it a few times, a tad disturbing, but sauchiehall street on a friday night is similar

[11:08:46] ysalamiri spidey: i can't see kirk douglas anywhere in that url

[11:33:01] ysalamiri ive got time spidey

[11:33:09] ysalamiri prvmsg me

[11:43:37] ysalamiri he needs locked up for at least 2 weeks in a decent psych ward, but who am i to say heheh

[11:43:57] ysalamiri now and then..

[11:44:11] ysalamiri <3

[11:44:29] ysalamiri whodatwhatnow

[11:44:43] ysalamiri hey dun diss dr. who, he can time travel

[11:44:57] ysalamiri my knob is bigger on the outside

[11:45:14] ysalamiri not tuned into doctor who since tennant

[11:45:42] ysalamiri think i saw a cpl of his eps

[11:45:50] ysalamiri oooh well, aye she's right nice

[11:45:56] ysalamiri inverness!

[11:46:12] ysalamiri dude i was brought up 35 even further north of inversnekie lol

[11:46:20] ysalamiri <--- true tuctor

[11:46:47] ysalamiri ask el founderooni, i switched to gaelic 1 drunken night and he went wandering for potatoes

[11:46:58] ysalamiri cummera hah!

[11:47:30] ysalamiri u know, i saw her on credits and had to imdb her char as i couldn't recognise her in the film

[11:47:54] ysalamiri in fact i may watch those movies later, a good laf for sure

[11:48:15] ysalamiri soundtrack makes those films i think

[11:48:19] ysalamiri all of em

[11:48:38] ysalamiri lol irish

[11:48:53] ysalamiri u recall the sitcom bread?

[11:49:06] ysalamiri irish family in liverpool. thats you

[11:49:42] ysalamiri wez: when i moved back to glasgae area, folk here talk diff, highlanders kinda sing what they say, a lilt

[11:49:59] ysalamiri i never got into that show

[11:50:09] ysalamiri accents are great

[11:50:30] ysalamiri nah i just thought it was shite

[11:50:46] ysalamiri lmao irish

[11:51:03] ysalamiri aye he's a great actor wiff great soh wez

[11:51:22] ysalamiri sense of humour

[11:51:30] ysalamiri <@wez> Little Britian is irish666 <--- a fat ghey dude?

[11:51:43] ysalamiri lol

[11:52:18] ysalamiri he's the C in IRC

[11:52:43] ysalamiri not my fault hes a scouser (robbing koont!)

[12:38:16] ysalamiri lmao

[12:42:15] ysalamiri morn foxy

[12:52:01] ysalamiri !nescafe wildting2

[12:52:18] ysalamiri wow, u work in a legal environment? we all goosed then hey.

[12:52:32] ysalamiri aye, i am as merkin as fluck and law

[12:52:57] ysalamiri foxy: rewind. who is canukian, moi?

[12:53:07] ysalamiri consarnit, made me speak european

[12:53:15] ysalamiri !rewind brexit

[12:54:02] ysalamiri aye bush the 2nd was a riot.

[12:59:44] ysalamiri morn bpz3d

[13:00:05] ysalamiri u sound way too happy, *frisks ye for drugs*

[13:00:33] ysalamiri caution: foxy is adorabubble

[13:02:27] ysalamiri reddit is owned by jodie foster

[13:02:36] ysalamiri Alicia Christian Foster

[13:04:24] ysalamiri so !chicken-toasty no werky?

[13:04:26] ysalamiri pfft.

[13:19:03] ysalamiri lmao

[13:24:23] ysalamiri oesky romanians..

[13:24:26] ysalamiri pesky*

[13:24:35] ysalamiri i shared a bed with 1 for 6 yrs

[13:24:38] ysalamiri they are bonkers.

[13:24:55] ysalamiri prolly cos they live there

[13:25:02] ysalamiri wasnt when it started tho..

[13:33:06] ysalamiri OR

[13:33:20] ysalamiri seeing as u pay own internet bill, do and say as u wish

[13:33:34] ysalamiri ( dun hurt me foxy! ).

[13:33:46] ysalamiri just a laf n giggle innit

[13:35:07] ysalamiri well, i think my visa werky online now after 7 months, so will be treating self to a centos box later prolly

[13:35:17] ysalamiri i get a boner watching proggies compile =D

[13:35:24] ysalamiri yet to see tho

[13:35:42] ysalamiri yu, -y install sheep

[13:35:46] ysalamiri kekeke

[13:35:54] ysalamiri so no pancakes?

[13:36:18] ysalamiri 40 y/o virgin

[13:40:42] ysalamiri lmao

[13:41:01] ysalamiri hey wasnt he in poland for a week? surely he got his buff there

[13:59:06] ysalamiri lazy gobshyte, cant ye make a sandwich

[13:59:59] ysalamiri ok, time to light up a trivbot/unobot

[14:00:23] ysalamiri bare in mind i will pay absolutely no attention here.

[14:00:40] ysalamiri unless any cute sheep appear.

[14:26:49] ysalamiri foxy, theres a cmd u can do to remove the .yt

[14:26:53] ysalamiri sec i ask hank

[14:27:38] ysalamiri not a link, its a cmd.

[15:14:00] ysalamiri eek. an achmed

[15:14:53] ysalamiri this is a wild stab in the dark but does anyone recall the game console --> Vectrex ?

[15:15:19] ysalamiri phonekait on binary <3

[15:15:27] ysalamiri old old shit me oldy

[15:15:59] ysalamiri dad got reduncancy money from working on rigs and bought sis and me one

[15:16:04] ysalamiri appy dayz

[15:16:18] ysalamiri aye cold war kinda heating ups huh

[15:16:36] ysalamiri i blame the aardvarks tbh, just sitting there chuckling

[15:16:54] ysalamiri lolx

[15:17:27] ysalamiri phonekait: don know don

[15:17:39] ysalamiri ohh

[15:17:53] ysalamiri many happy reyurns to phonekait's partner

[15:18:21] ysalamiri such a nosey boy

[15:18:57] ysalamiri hugs phonekait at least twice

[15:19:15] ysalamiri i recall u being nice, thats as good as it gets lol

[15:19:47] ysalamiri wow wat a hostmask

[15:21:55] ysalamiri moi?

[15:22:15] ysalamiri -burp-

[15:24:31] ysalamiri its not even 4:30 in the blessed pm and im drunk as a skunk yak

[15:24:49] ysalamiri yet not set a ban on lamer in another channie.

[15:39:31] ysalamiri food

[15:40:20] ysalamiri wel if your at work? w/e local doofers have

[15:40:49] ysalamiri im hooked on tortila wraps atm

[15:41:15] ysalamiri salad, wee bit of meat and sauce, bobs yer uncle

[15:41:51] ysalamiri i was working until today, day off

[15:42:11] ysalamiri its great working and not paying the taxman.

[15:42:39] ysalamiri what do u do phonekait, it sector? sorry ive a terrible memory

[15:43:13] ysalamiri i know we have had this convo before, but hell if i can recall it lol

[16:11:25] ysalamiri Lancaster bombers, ww2, mmm

[16:50:06] ysalamiri ffs foxy, i thought u were finland

[17:26:49] ysalamiri vlc surely has somat

[17:27:08] ysalamiri hmm?

[17:27:16] ysalamiri well it does everything else

[17:27:26] ysalamiri nopes it is

[17:27:39] ysalamiri lightshot

[17:28:00] ysalamiri for vids or pics irish?

[17:28:21] ysalamiri refers to what g said

[17:29:11] ysalamiri that song offends me as a musician.

[17:29:45] ysalamiri lolol

[17:29:53] ysalamiri u could hav done that w/o the caps.

[17:30:12] ysalamiri im old and half senile u know..

[17:30:26] ysalamiri im poland

[17:30:46] ysalamiri wof found eccies

[17:31:05] ysalamiri he's not a dick, hes just irish

[17:31:21] ysalamiri show him a potatoe, he be hynotised

[17:31:30] ysalamiri laters taters

[17:49:53] ysalamiri we know

[17:50:10] ysalamiri im working overtime ;p

[17:51:18] ysalamiri half of mainland europe unf'd cattle in the dark/middle ages, cos there was feck all else to do

[17:51:51] ysalamiri just how it was back then when ppl had no pens to jot this bs down.

[17:52:23] ysalamiri in days of old, when nights got cold and condoms weren't invented

[17:52:39] ysalamiri they wrapped a hoot around their toot and had to be contented.

[17:53:05] ysalamiri but yeah, ComputerTech stole my flossie.

[17:53:16] ysalamiri BaaaaaaaaaaaaH

[18:37:16] ysalamiri do it the mawra when i sober up from great booze session of $now

[18:38:13] ysalamiri industry standard innit

[18:38:16] ysalamiri rhel

[18:46:59] ysalamiri lol

[18:47:15] ysalamiri ive no idea what that was all about, but power to ye herald

[18:47:31] ysalamiri the duck is made of rubber, cannae kill it

[18:48:06] ysalamiri it's kinda like achmed the 4th - h4 but with less brain cells.

[19:51:31] ysalamiri .chicken toastie

[20:08:05] ysalamiri sex pest

[20:08:24] ysalamiri nods

[20:08:58] ysalamiri holy ping pong bawz fifel is an actual person, i thought u were speaking gibberish again

[20:09:13] ysalamiri dayum

[20:10:43] ysalamiri lol

[20:11:19] ysalamiri 1,2,3 four five, once i started a sentence and then lost the will to live...

[20:11:29] ysalamiri oh look, tits!

[20:11:46] ysalamiri speaking of tits,

[20:12:03] ysalamiri sup h4?

[20:12:31] ysalamiri i know i will pay for this, but fk da polis

[20:27:21] ysalamiri TITS

[20:27:41] ysalamiri more TITS

[20:28:33] ysalamiri doh!

[20:38:37] ysalamiri try harder

[20:38:46] ysalamiri skin up!

[20:51:37] ysalamiri thats a hell of an invite method foxy

[20:51:54] ysalamiri i know, i enjoy winding u ups

[20:52:04] ysalamiri erks

[20:52:12] ysalamiri ^spammer

[20:52:57] ysalamiri <&n0s3y|afk> ComputerTech is all wet now but better late than never. <--- bet thats what all da hookahz say

[20:56:18] ysalamiri enyc

[20:56:22] ysalamiri dude

[20:56:51] ysalamiri last we spoke we were baring teeth ya mad swede, how dafux are you

[20:57:14] ysalamiri scots tiger here. save u playing /who

[20:57:31] ysalamiri why

[20:57:39] ysalamiri i know who u are and u know me

[20:57:42] ysalamiri why curious

[20:57:48] ysalamiri ah

[20:57:53] ysalamiri how are ya bud?

[20:58:07] ysalamiri ah pesky swedes

[20:58:19] ysalamiri dude i still have that sql script

[20:58:24] ysalamiri i forget hee haw

[20:58:38] ysalamiri great to see ya

[20:58:48] ysalamiri i heard kaane passed away =/

[20:58:59] ysalamiri said to eugene supr

[20:59:05] ysalamiri hes like "whos kaane"

[20:59:19] ysalamiri thats dalnet rith there

[20:59:45] ysalamiri your not used to this nick

[21:01:16] ysalamiri h4: can u do me a solid?

[21:01:36] ysalamiri .//cs aop # add enyc

[21:01:44] ysalamiri hes good ppl

[21:02:57] ysalamiri foxy?

[21:03:05] ysalamiri i know him inside out

[21:03:20] ysalamiri =/

[21:03:29] ysalamiri aye right, go suck trophy c0ck then

[21:03:56] ysalamiri somat wrong with sop not able to add aop

[21:04:05] ysalamiri irish

[21:04:16] ysalamiri encyce is real deal

[21:04:21] ysalamiri can u aop him plz

[21:04:34] ysalamiri cut thru achmeds gibberish

[21:04:42] ysalamiri protect me?

[21:04:45] ysalamiri dude

[21:05:26] ysalamiri yeah sql inject was fun at the time

[21:05:36] ysalamiri .//cs op # enyc

[21:05:39] ysalamiri ^ achmed

[21:05:42] ysalamiri lawl

[21:05:58] ysalamiri i am protected, by me

[21:06:47] ysalamiri enyc: this entire chan are addicted to duckhunt

[21:06:59] ysalamiri lotta coders n blackhats

[21:07:35] ysalamiri u have to be kidding

[21:07:57] ysalamiri u just kicked a bonafide blackhat

[21:08:00] ysalamiri for whut?

[21:08:18] ysalamiri oh achmed dun like the c in irc?

[21:08:25] ysalamiri try ignore ya prick

[21:10:17] ysalamiri that ban was gay

[21:10:24] ysalamiri foxy

[21:10:33] ysalamiri u two have history?

[21:10:36] ysalamiri no ofc not

[21:10:47] ysalamiri i respect u more than myself

[21:11:03] ysalamiri i did not know who set the ban, so no

[21:11:32] ysalamiri foxy, last time ency and i spoke i ddos him into last week

[21:11:43] ysalamiri but the fact he spoke to me, knowing who i am

[21:11:55] ysalamiri shows me time passes, ppl move on etc

[21:12:05] ysalamiri can u plz give him a fighting chance?

[21:12:19] ysalamiri oh i know foxy, trust me, i know

[21:12:32] ysalamiri ur one of few in here who does know me

[21:16:01] ysalamiri foxy: kk i let it go

[21:18:09] ysalamiri 40 farts achmed

[21:18:29] ysalamiri foxy: still working on ya nickname..

[21:21:28] ysalamiri foxy plz drop umode g

[21:21:33] ysalamiri this will take 2 mins max

[21:21:37] ysalamiri all gud

[21:21:53] ysalamiri i just did

[21:22:07] ysalamiri ty

[21:46:23] ysalamiri many happy returns h4

[22:07:33] ysalamiri caution: h4 has turned 19 again for the nth time.

[22:07:45] ysalamiri he's still achmed the nutjob

[22:07:58] ysalamiri fk taco bell

[22:08:07] ysalamiri lets get h4 a hookah

[22:08:16] ysalamiri whiporound yak

[22:08:31] ysalamiri know whit am oan aboot yak irish

[22:08:43] ysalamiri yak the tawldie

[22:08:58] ysalamiri 1,2,3 4 five, once i caught a fish alive

[22:09:15] ysalamiri then i saw a bird wae nice tits and fucker her up the jaws

[22:09:55] ysalamiri i thought u flew straight irish

[22:10:20] ysalamiri iono man, he maybe moved onto goats

[22:10:33] ysalamiri cant keep track of these pesky irish

[22:11:18] ysalamiri my maternal ancestry traces to counry cork, thats how im able to talk this amount of utter shyte

[22:11:27] ysalamiri w/o actually saying anything.

[22:11:35] ysalamiri gift ae the gab yak

[22:11:58] ysalamiri paternal ancestry == vikings

[22:12:21] ysalamiri big pointy hat ppl who stab ye

[22:12:23] ysalamiri aye

[22:12:32] ysalamiri why ye on irc and not getting yer buff?

[22:12:33] ysalamiri ffs

[22:13:02] ysalamiri how many sur's are there here @_@

[22:13:16] ysalamiri dun tell me, let me enjoy this madness

[22:13:24] ysalamiri dun invade poland!

[22:13:55] ysalamiri well its h4's birthday

[22:14:02] ysalamiri ah shurrup

[22:14:16] ysalamiri hes 19 again lol

[22:14:52] ysalamiri aye your too bz planting bombs or banging my sheep flossy

[22:15:04] ysalamiri pesky irish

[22:15:20] ysalamiri lmao

[22:15:34] ysalamiri NookiE NookiE NookiE NookiE NookiE NookiE !~

[22:15:42] ysalamiri roflma

[22:16:08] ysalamiri eek, help molly, oh no. spike!

[22:18:21] ysalamiri sur: how are ye?

[22:18:47] ysalamiri psst

[22:18:56] ysalamiri PSST

[22:37:04] ysalamiri wow, thats the most polite ive saw from u 2 since, err never

[22:37:18] ysalamiri must be some farts birthday eh

[22:37:39] ysalamiri crap netsec onto flossy, hide the sheep

[23:19:07] ysalamiri ffs 2 irish with ops

[23:19:29] ysalamiri i may need psychiatric help in 3,2,1 ...

[23:19:40] ysalamiri Hello welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline....

[23:19:40] ysalamiri If you are Obsessive-Compulsive, Press 1 repeatedly...

[23:19:40] ysalamiri If you are Paranoid, we know who you are and we are tracing this call...

[23:19:40] ysalamiri If you are Codependant, ask someone to press 2...

[23:19:40] ysalamiri If you are a Multiplepersonality Press 3,4,5,6...

[23:19:40] ysalamiri If you are Schizophrenic, a little voice well tell you what to do...

[23:19:40] ysalamiri If you are Depressed, it doesn't matter what you do, nobody cares anyway...

[23:20:03] ysalamiri ~ :) ~

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