IRC Driven

[00:27:32] ysalamiri i agree clive, we are the best bunch of idiots.

[01:08:15] ysalamiri dutch know a lot about football

[01:08:30] ysalamiri not american football, thats rugby thats went wonky

[01:08:34] ysalamiri real footy

[01:08:47] ysalamiri yep danes can kick a baw

[01:09:02] ysalamiri germans are good at penalties

[01:09:07] ysalamiri sup with the /

[01:09:38] ysalamiri wez. says whom? kick em in the nuts

[01:09:49] ysalamiri tolls are for dyslexic trolls

[01:10:15] ysalamiri see, we back to footy and rugby

[01:10:43] ysalamiri i may need another psychiatric nurse, may have broke last one

[01:10:46] ysalamiri aye wez

[01:10:55] ysalamiri messi is in america now

[01:10:58] ysalamiri wakey wakey

[01:11:15] ysalamiri oh boy

[01:11:37] ysalamiri im way too drunk to attack u for such a heathenous statement

[01:11:58] ysalamiri no, u know what footy is

[01:12:44] ysalamiri really tho, we need more nurses in here

[01:13:21] ysalamiri sip with kek bs irtish, u turned asian?

[01:13:23] ysalamiri kekeke

[01:13:29] ysalamiri top kek patter isit?

[01:13:56] ysalamiri where ye fae in dub limh

[01:14:15] ysalamiri top kek eler

[01:14:32] ysalamiri wb kuro

[01:15:03] ysalamiri aye but he's prolly blew it ups wez, he's irish

[01:15:31] ysalamiri top kek re: sem teks

[01:17:37] ysalamiri MonkeySays!

[01:17:46] ysalamiri ComputerTech says he fancies u

[01:17:53] ysalamiri see?!

[01:17:55] ysalamiri shh u

[01:18:06] ysalamiri trying to get your bomb planting arse laid here

[01:18:33] ysalamiri sorry MonkeySays, how are ya?

[01:19:06] ysalamiri ahoy hoy

[01:19:39] ysalamiri stranded drunks?

[01:20:43] ysalamiri eee

[01:21:04] ysalamiri dammit now i want whisky and i only have gravy

[01:21:05] ysalamiri ffs

[01:21:13] ysalamiri aye go tell a jakey how to drink#

[01:21:15] ysalamiri u say

[01:21:55] ysalamiri sorry, reality kicked in there

[01:22:24] ysalamiri your actually trying to discuss alcolism with a drunken scot, are u senile?

[01:23:01] ysalamiri see now we can get a party monkey see momnkey wrap a dooby

[01:23:15] ysalamiri i'll have the e plz bob

[01:23:40] ysalamiri op this nutjob immediately!

[01:24:07] ysalamiri an old uk tv show joke from 1980s

[01:24:26] ysalamiri would be quicker handing u an eccie tab than actually explaining it

[01:25:21] ysalamiri eccies == both ecclestone cakes AND Exctacy pills

[01:25:24] ysalamiri mdma

[01:25:34] ysalamiri back to trivia

[01:26:08] ysalamiri so u dont like aardvarks then MonkeySays? that yer gist?

[01:33:27] ysalamiri I_Am_M00t?

[01:33:39] ysalamiri i crossed paths with him on day i rejoined irc

[01:33:47] ysalamiri man what a fucking prick

[01:46:43] ysalamiri lmao

[01:47:27] ysalamiri dun start on me gk, i dunno if im drunk or sober

[01:47:56] ysalamiri in fact gor for it. always a laf har har#

[01:48:15] ysalamiri ok, deffo pished, cannae even play trivia

[01:48:40] ysalamiri kill that geckin duck!

[01:48:47] ysalamiri good eating in a duck

[01:49:06] ysalamiri bacho duck with onionios

[01:49:16] ysalamiri give or take typoz

[01:49:45] ysalamiri rly but... this duck needs at least 2 n a hawf hrs in an oven

[01:50:01] ysalamiri or in scots, the mawra

[01:50:15] ysalamiri aye

[01:50:52] ysalamiri i dun need to watch clips of scots drunks, i live here ffs

[01:51:16] ysalamiri someone kill thon feckin duck

[01:51:31] ysalamiri its on iggy and its still pissin me off

[01:51:53] ysalamiri i can see it on a bed of root veggies in cooking tray, 180 degree

[01:52:22] ysalamiri mashed tatties.

[01:53:00] ysalamiri is it wrong top masturbate to an irc duck with imaginary vegtables

[01:53:13] ysalamiri we deffo need more psych nurses in here

[01:53:34] ysalamiri capaldi used to lsd syndus

[01:53:45] ysalamiri trippity zonl

[01:53:54] ysalamiri i luv em shroomz

[01:54:04] ysalamiri 50 for decent yakker innit

[01:54:36] ysalamiri kuro has cheesecake

[01:56:15] ysalamiri iono what to do

[01:56:25] ysalamiri too dwunk to triv/uno

[01:57:04] ysalamiri your all nutjobs, saw what i wanted to see on youtube yak

[01:57:36] ysalamiri visit whom

[01:57:55] ysalamiri whew

[01:58:08] ysalamiri what to do what to do

[01:58:41] ysalamiri soz m8, im not a gamer

[01:58:52] ysalamiri trivia, chess, backgammon

[01:58:58] ysalamiri <--- auld fart

[01:59:40] ysalamiri neah

[01:59:45] ysalamiri i dun do requests#

[02:00:01] ysalamiri eat shit ya maniac

[02:00:09] ysalamiri lol

[02:00:16] ysalamiri ive 2 rules#

[02:00:21] ysalamiri dun piss me off

[02:00:33] ysalamiri and refer to rule 1

[02:00:50] ysalamiri or i'll forget everything and masturbate furiously to aardvark pr0n.

[02:01:05] ysalamiri socks 5,6,7 ON madafakah.

[02:01:21] ysalamiri aye im as delicate as a claw hammer serion.

[02:01:43] ysalamiri well she does have awesome tits Syndus|Morrowind

[02:02:09] ysalamiri kiddo?

[02:02:34] ysalamiri only katie calls me kiddo

[02:02:40] ysalamiri and lauren

[02:02:48] ysalamiri but they are at least 300 y/old

[02:03:05] ysalamiri how formal

[02:04:30] ysalamiri rly tho, we need some psychiatric help in here

[02:04:46] ysalamiri all

[02:05:35] ysalamiri ur beyond help as am i. as freud the fraud cocaine addict once said - them gaelic folk are impervious to psychoanalasis

[02:06:14] ysalamiri which is the ling way for saying we will chop yer head off if u even think of stealing a chip fae this fish supper

[02:06:24] ysalamiri ^5

[02:07:05] ysalamiri well, u can always talk to dymbass bots u have or talk to real morons

[02:07:29] ysalamiri but i strongly advise us getting morons with massive marmaries and a degree in nursing

[02:07:48] ysalamiri aye was em pesky fkn english who voted for brexit

[02:07:50] ysalamiri rly

[02:08:04] ysalamiri those shitbids needs shat on

[02:08:32] ysalamiri Falkor: shouldnt u be an unobot on a network far, far away?

[02:09:00] ysalamiri either suntop or saphire

[02:09:22] ysalamiri doofus?

[02:10:04] ysalamiri ./server -m irc.freshchat.org -j #pinktrivia

[02:10:07] ysalamiri doofus

[02:10:11] ysalamiri top kek

[02:10:13] ysalamiri <--

[02:10:27] ysalamiri ah em pesky foreigners

[02:11:12] ysalamiri [03:06] <@xFactor> TOP 10 PLAYERS - #1: whoflungdung 4980800 #2:

[02:11:12] ysalamiri Lady_Pinkpearl 243200 #6: whoflungfung 95300 #7: Darlene 48775 #8:

[02:11:12] ysalamiri [03:06] <@xFactor> Top PLAYERS 11-20: - #11: AndersH_ 3300 #12:

[02:11:12] ysalamiri secondarymesseng 25775 #9: chatcat 15800 #10: LadyPink 3450

[02:11:12] ysalamiri justin 3772500 #3: David 944350 #4: Suntop 680425 #5:

[02:11:13] ysalamiri phosphor 2550 #13: glitterpink 600 #14: nickynick 500

[02:11:15] ysalamiri u say

[02:11:32] ysalamiri doofus

[02:12:00] ysalamiri -mutters-

[02:12:23] ysalamiri id visit ireland, but its full of u pesky irish

[02:12:56] ysalamiri plus i prolly get shot coming off the plane

[02:13:14] ysalamiri soon as they hear accent - im done for!

[02:13:36] ysalamiri good q

[02:13:51] ysalamiri my maternal ancestry traces to county cork

[02:13:57] ysalamiri proper ireland

[02:14:36] ysalamiri nopes irish, ur seeing things again

[02:15:33] ysalamiri dyne. 1 thing abt the irish and welsh and scots folk, not all. but ,most, we can yap for weeks on end and not say a damn thing

[02:15:42] ysalamiri w/o lame urls too

[02:16:03] ysalamiri crap he

[02:16:25] ysalamiri ok, ive decided what to do

[02:16:31] ysalamiri drink quicker

[02:16:40] ysalamiri plenty left in fridge.

[02:17:16] ysalamiri yep

[02:17:25] ysalamiri al most a tenner now dyne

[02:17:51] ysalamiri i blame that prick who took us out og europe

[02:18:02] ysalamiri ah them fkn english

[02:18:16] ysalamiri dyne: im 50 not 15, lol asbo

[02:18:21] ysalamiri me too

[02:18:38] ysalamiri i poir ye a dram and no ty or feck all

[02:18:54] ysalamiri your grounded, goto your room and roll joints

[02:19:12] ysalamiri iceland?

[02:19:25] ysalamiri nopes dyne

[02:19:38] ysalamiri altho., true story

[02:19:57] ysalamiri i visited buckfast abbet in devon abt 15 yrs ago

[02:20:32] ysalamiri and woke up in a field abt 30-40 miles south of paris, no passport, no money and absolutely no recollection

[02:20:48] ysalamiri withy some mad french twat farmer prodding me with his boot

[02:21:28] ysalamiri took me 5-6 yrs ro figure out it was mt cousin damuen who did it, cos he was smuggling in all sorts of this n that into uk from holland

[02:21:35] ysalamiri was on bonfire night

[02:22:08] ysalamiri aye- happy days. took me fkn ages to get to uk embassy in paris, cos all em french folk speak french

[02:22:21] ysalamiri i mean, isnt life hard enuff

[02:23:35] ysalamiri in fact if i could time travel. id revote to leave the europe doofer all over again, cos its full of em johnny foreigners

[02:23:59] ysalamiri i heard larry bird died

[02:24:33] ysalamiri aye, a thingymabob

[02:24:38] ysalamiri like a tv trmote control

[02:24:45] ysalamiri .i doofer

[02:24:51] ysalamiri .u doofer

[02:25:12] ysalamiri like a ComputerTech minus the semtex.

[02:25:29] ysalamiri lol

[02:26:05] ysalamiri im only jk ComputerTech is actually not in any way a terrorist.

[02:26:22] ysalamiri where u from dyne

[02:26:49] ysalamiri my uncle lived in camberwell

[02:26:56] ysalamiri nuts doon there

[02:27:39] ysalamiri nah it was a shytehole, but he made it home

[02:27:45] ysalamiri brickie all his days

[02:28:17] ysalamiri he ran off with a gangsters moll. she left her hubbie gangster and 5 kids, never looked back.

[02:29:00] ysalamiri i hated her cos she when i was 7 y/o and star was was on the telly at crimbo, she turned station to the news

[02:29:04] ysalamiri wb foxy

[02:29:30] ysalamiri i lived in rochdale a yr or so too

[02:29:37] ysalamiri toured mainland europe

[02:29:57] ysalamiri i should write a book, but im pretty lazy

[02:30:06] ysalamiri where in london are ye?

[02:30:26] ysalamiri where ye now

[02:31:01] ysalamiri u know +x is ez to get around (if sober).

[02:31:28] ysalamiri ptaw

[02:31:36] ysalamiri newcastle!

[02:32:04] ysalamiri aye ye can

[02:32:18] ysalamiri way aye mon

[02:32:43] ysalamiri not a geordie then

[02:32:59] ysalamiri nae luck

[02:33:08] ysalamiri !!hint

[02:33:12] ysalamiri ffs dude

[02:33:33] ysalamiri me?

[02:33:45] ysalamiri no danger

[02:33:52] ysalamiri im way too pished

[02:33:57] ysalamiri i dun play war anymore

[02:34:21] ysalamiri not my style anyway, if i did have the ddos guns. u wouldnt be here

[02:34:58] ysalamiri yeah thats a giant con

[02:35:14] ysalamiri like vpn can protect

[02:35:19] ysalamiri oaft

[02:35:30] ysalamiri always has been always will be;

[02:35:40] ysalamiri ip:port:isr:passwd

[02:35:46] ysalamiri eof

[02:35:52] ysalamiri no idea

[02:36:05] ysalamiri m y family house got flooded 9 days afore crimbo

[02:36:09] ysalamiri im in new flat

[02:36:19] ysalamiri using cellphone as tether/modem

[02:37:00] ysalamiri talk to spiderman/batmanhush about warez

[02:37:11] ysalamiri hes a nutter but a good one

[02:37:44] ysalamiri nah we brits dun deserve extreme weather <-- al murray

[02:38:16] ysalamiri is that where russell howard is from?#

[02:38:22] ysalamiri cornwall area

[02:38:30] ysalamiri im mah own granpa carryon

[02:38:56] ysalamiri i cant read or write but can drive a tractor

[02:39:03] ysalamiri lmao

[02:40:07] ysalamiri i was born in central belt of scotland but was brought up in the highlands

[02:40:18] ysalamiri best of both worlds

[02:41:03] ysalamiri when i was up north, if yer grandads grannys aunty's granny wisnae born in that very Bed

[02:41:08] ysalamiri yer wurnae quoted

[02:41:16] ysalamiri u didnt exist to em

[02:41:18] ysalamiri follow?

[02:41:45] ysalamiri sittin in local pub. they switch to gaelic

[02:41:49] ysalamiri fishermen

[02:41:53] ysalamiri hardy fuckers

[02:42:05] ysalamiri my dad was constantly in jail cos he hated em all

[02:42:14] ysalamiri he was a glasgwegien

[02:42:17] ysalamiri wegie

[02:42:47] ysalamiri aye get a boner gheyboy

[02:43:20] ysalamiri this is what ya get for chatting in a chat channel in a fucking chat network

[02:44:08] ysalamiri any aunts? so i can piss on them too ya lame cntflap

[02:44:14] ysalamiri tsss

[02:44:28] ysalamiri Syndus|Morrowind: eat shit and die lamer

[02:44:39] ysalamiri fuck off ya bellend

[02:44:55] ysalamiri loooooooool

[02:45:55] ysalamiri unpleasant >

[02:46:04] ysalamiri lmao, *sleeves up*

[02:46:17] ysalamiri does it aye

[02:46:28] ysalamiri yer cats a dug

[02:47:08] ysalamiri go troll urbam dictionary for that ya muppet

[02:47:10] ysalamiri by all means take your time and hurry up's. no rush here.

[02:47:13] ysalamiri eee

[02:47:53] ysalamiri not as bad as 1 would think dyne, lot of covens tho

[02:48:00] ysalamiri witches n whatnots

[02:48:22] ysalamiri Syndus|Morrowind: calm yer spasm lamer

[02:48:50] ysalamiri esjay: heh

[02:48:53] ysalamiri luck?

[02:48:55] ysalamiri LOL

[02:49:35] ysalamiri yeah go suck sop c0ck ya clown

[02:50:13] ysalamiri esjay: i can do what i say

[02:50:26] ysalamiri i prefer to create than destroy

[02:50:38] ysalamiri but when push comes to shove

[02:50:44] ysalamiri luck isnt a factor :)

[02:51:21] ysalamiri anyhooz

[02:52:14] ysalamiri i bought way too much booze

[02:52:39] ysalamiri where u from esjay?

[02:53:16] ysalamiri my sis lived in mobile. AL what state u in?

[02:53:38] ysalamiri ah the coast

[02:53:50] ysalamiri i have family in michigan

[02:53:57] ysalamiri and florida

[02:55:12] ysalamiri syndus: i mean no harm to u, but if someone talls pish to me, i will grab a claw hammer.

[02:55:26] ysalamiri i like backhammon

[02:55:36] ysalamiri gammon*

[04:29:12] ysalamiri my best adv ice is ignore all us chanops

[04:29:24] ysalamiri we all pretty much bonkers.

[04:29:39] ysalamiri specially wex

[04:29:42] ysalamiri wez*

[04:36:12] ysalamiri i wasnt even looking at trivia channies Serion, i didnt do it

[04:36:19] ysalamiri w/e happened, wisnae me

[04:36:27] ysalamiri prolly foxy

[04:36:34] ysalamiri shes kinda err, foxy

[04:36:58] ysalamiri foxyboxy too ez

[04:37:23] ysalamiri damn my head hurts, oh look, a squirell!

[05:28:07] ysalamiri wow thats a Q and a half

[05:28:22] ysalamiri bit creepy

[05:28:35] ysalamiri in fact, thats all manner of creepy

[05:29:58] ysalamiri good plan, im gonna attempt some zeds too

[05:30:01] ysalamiri 99 all

[05:30:25] ysalamiri ppick up what

[05:30:31] ysalamiri did u drop somat?

[05:31:00] ysalamiri the chances of me recalling this convo after i wake up are zero

[05:31:03] ysalamiri sau now plz

[05:31:06] ysalamiri say*

[05:31:21] ysalamiri oh

[05:31:54] ysalamiri i got nothin' bro

[05:32:25] ysalamiri i was chef for 7 yrs, im not a fan of spices

[05:32:37] ysalamiri ur cash, pick one

[05:33:34] ysalamiri sweet 'n sour chicken cantonese style

[05:33:41] ysalamiri 99 again.

[06:45:20] ysalamiri hmm

[06:46:25] ysalamiri lawl

[06:46:50] ysalamiri you're either a vg ai script or a nutter

[06:47:30] ysalamiri nutter then.

[06:48:12] ysalamiri my name is david but i've called fplk on here cunts before so have at it

[06:48:28] ysalamiri what field of study?

[06:49:19] ysalamiri is that weaving tapestries whilst a battle happens 1k yrs ago

[06:49:51] ysalamiri ah

[06:50:57] ysalamiri pass the dooby on el nutjob

[06:51:10] ysalamiri made round to go round :P

[06:51:43] ysalamiri zoiks an angry adult

[06:52:15] ysalamiri lolx

[07:02:35] ysalamiri cant argue with that

[07:02:52] ysalamiri hey i seem to annoy ppl just by being here

[07:03:08] ysalamiri on the totem pole of annoyance yer at +1

[07:03:23] ysalamiri ask wez, im very annoying

[07:03:40] ysalamiri some folk. most folk dun like honesty

[07:10:16] ysalamiri morn Peorth

[07:21:48] ysalamiri thats a new one lol

[07:21:53] ysalamiri usually salami

[07:22:02] ysalamiri hows tricks

[07:23:14] ysalamiri bad back?

[07:26:39] ysalamiri sounds nifty

[07:27:23] ysalamiri sounds like it will need a mechanic in a yr or two lol

[07:31:54] ysalamiri i cant settle at all

[07:32:08] ysalamiri self to blame as usual

[07:34:14] ysalamiri you're murder polis with/them/acronyms

[07:34:47] ysalamiri ok, sleep tryyu numero three

[09:45:27] ysalamiri rut roh

[09:47:15] ysalamiri nearly saturday here

[09:48:28] ysalamiri ive managed to drink 48 hrs of booze in 22 hours.

[09:49:11] ysalamiri ptaw

[09:52:26] ysalamiri g, wez

[09:52:30] ysalamiri gm*

[09:52:53] ysalamiri i have crashed out a cpl times, but leep waking up for a piss

[09:53:13] ysalamiri way too much alkyhol in bloodstream for my sleepy pills

[09:54:05] ysalamiri ah so whats your plans when wifey away?

[10:22:27] ysalamiri LOL

[10:23:21] ysalamiri dude, most folk can play udl and/or synn, calm yer spasm

[10:23:31] ysalamiri udpee

[10:23:48] ysalamiri and owh, i dun do requests

[10:23:53] ysalamiri kkthnx

[10:26:15] ysalamiri u guys are bonkers over this duck rofl

[10:26:43] ysalamiri cs=os i have it on iggy, i just see !bang !shop etc

[10:26:48] ysalamiri cos*

[10:26:53] ysalamiri kinda funny

[10:38:25] ysalamiri i just recall tring to install it awhile ago, was bloody annoying

[10:38:59] ysalamiri stab in the dark here. u live in emutopia too?

[10:39:03] ysalamiri .oz

[10:42:38] ysalamiri .w

[10:43:18] ysalamiri wekk she died 15 yrs agom but cheers lol

[10:43:22] ysalamiri well*

[10:44:13] ysalamiri ack, cannae keep eyes open, still got hawf a boatl left tae skud =/

[10:44:30] ysalamiri daresay me bladder will wake me up sin an hour

[10:45:02] ysalamiri and gm deadly

[10:45:28] ysalamiri friday again!

[10:45:33] ysalamiri woop woop!

[10:46:09] ysalamiri ah cider gives me right mental heartburn

[10:46:39] ysalamiri wow so formal

[10:46:55] ysalamiri give ye 12 hours and ye be bonkers

[10:47:30] ysalamiri was speaking to deadly, ur bonkers olredi har har

[10:47:38] ysalamiri !legs it

[11:55:03] ysalamiri wow that was quick

[11:56:20] ysalamiri keeo goingm, u were on a rught good rant there..

[11:56:42] ysalamiri ah

[11:56:57] ysalamiri im not a coffee fiend

[11:57:00] ysalamiri prefer tea

[11:57:21] ysalamiri you calm now?

[11:58:50] ysalamiri ive still got booze left, keep drifting into sleep and waking up for a pee

[12:00:03] ysalamiri sup mancy

[12:01:11] ysalamiri hey now, i neber touched the broonm smoked opium once on bus to euroedfance rave at ayre many moons ago, but had so mych lsd in me it didn't make a dent.

[12:01:27] ysalamiri ah, im on lipitor, the joys of aging =/

[12:02:10] ysalamiri 20 mins left of booze left, i cant wait to fin it

[12:02:23] ysalamiri well, i did 10 weeks sober, hated every feckin second

[12:02:53] ysalamiri but i am too old to keep drinking, my liver hgas figured memoserv out

[12:03:16] ysalamiri ah i used to grow the green, as a hobby, i only toke if i cant sleep

[12:03:32] ysalamiri eek an emu!

[12:03:56] ysalamiri u invaded nz yet ya pesky doofus

[12:04:15] ysalamiri lmao

[12:04:37] ysalamiri points their mouse at the screen....

[12:04:37] ysalamiri gives it a click and takes a reading....

[12:04:38] ysalamiri ||||||||||||||||||||||

[12:04:38] ysalamiri and based on what was just said.......

[12:04:38] ysalamiri DumbA$$ Detector ....

[12:04:38] ysalamiri 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

[12:04:38] ysalamiri YEP - We DO have one in the crowd!!!! And its Phoenix !

[12:05:01] ysalamiri mornin

[12:05:30] ysalamiri Phoenix is trying to conquer new zealand again, he MUST be stopped

[12:16:03] ysalamiri lol Phoenix, ur dafter than i am, im pished, dahell is your excuse?

[12:16:35] ysalamiri has bank notes in emutopia got king charles on em yet?

[12:16:46] ysalamiri i miss liz, she was braw

[12:40:16] ysalamiri i saw a magpie bnully a cat

[12:40:38] ysalamiri would thinkj the cat would swipe it outof flight, nit nopes

[12:40:41] ysalamiri but*

[12:41:11] ysalamiri the cat h9id under a car. then the mad magpie landed and attacked it on ground level

[12:41:20] ysalamiri was proper crazy

[12:42:37] ysalamiri i didnt do it

[12:43:09] ysalamiri i prolly did, im drunk as a skunk

[12:44:09] ysalamiri of we can whack a nick called "le" between sur and tabb

[12:44:23] ysalamiri it'd be french

[12:45:00] ysalamiri i am a table, like kenneys epic rant in germany when he he said "i am a hamburger"

[12:45:41] ysalamiri thats prolly a good thing

[12:45:50] ysalamiri i gonna attempt sleep again

[12:46:28] ysalamiri someonme murder that bloody duck

[12:46:40] ysalamiri nice!

[12:46:49] ysalamiri des onions n gravy

[12:47:11] ysalamiri crap an irish scouser, hide thw jewelry

[12:47:14] ysalamiri morn

[12:47:27] ysalamiri u ever gonna reg ur nick?

[12:47:35] ysalamiri to save me typing

[12:48:40] ysalamiri lmao

[12:49:11] ysalamiri :x

[12:49:47] ysalamiri kk. i really need sleep due to lack of alkyhol, see what happens when a scouser joins? steals everything in sight

[12:50:31] ysalamiri reg ya nick ya lazy gobshyte

[12:51:32] ysalamiri try harder.

[12:51:47] ysalamiri oaft =/

[12:52:26] ysalamiri try scousedoofus@gmail.yak

[12:53:31] ysalamiri i robbed the crap out of mainland europe 25 yrs ago wiff to mad scousers, story for another time

[12:53:37] ysalamiri 99 all

[13:52:49] ysalamiri your gawjus foxy

[13:53:30] ysalamiri man u join the daftest chans

[13:54:08] ysalamiri hey cos i dun lof spidey, can u have a lok and see what xdcc bot medusa touch is on plz

[13:54:19] ysalamiri i had to del some pr0n, it was a sad event

[13:54:47] ysalamiri yeah invision still jam packed with trojans

[13:55:05] ysalamiri u whacked it on a bot last night

[13:55:15] ysalamiri with the fury taht i grabbed

[13:56:21] ysalamiri what bot spidey?

[13:56:46] ysalamiri yes it does esjay.

[13:57:11] ysalamiri kk

[13:57:34] ysalamiri esjay: err okay..

[13:57:53] ysalamiri u deffo u/l it to a bot

[13:58:00] ysalamiri ah now we cookin wae gas

[13:58:03] ysalamiri cheers!

[13:59:45] ysalamiri u rawk spidey

[13:59:52] ysalamiri gud

[14:00:00] ysalamiri .//say $version

[14:00:05] ysalamiri oaft

[14:00:26] ysalamiri nah i just dun pay for jackshit online

[14:00:33] ysalamiri but keep harping on

[14:00:43] ysalamiri keep me awake arf

[14:00:54] ysalamiri dahell spidey

[14:01:12] ysalamiri u run fkn warez chan and u paid for shitty mirc

[14:01:13] ysalamiri dahell

[14:01:21] ysalamiri lmfao

[14:01:49] ysalamiri sounds like a dyslexic hookah

[14:02:03] ysalamiri spidey, //run www.oldversion.com

[14:02:13] ysalamiri pick any versikon u want,. pay for feck all bro...

[14:02:17] ysalamiri -k

[14:02:25] ysalamiri some folk dunno jack

[14:02:44] ysalamiri i know jack, he didnt pay for shit either har

[14:02:53] ysalamiri esjay: yeah

[14:03:06] ysalamiri cos it has flood tools

[14:03:15] ysalamiri war tools that emplot socks 4,5,6 and wingates

[14:03:18] ysalamiri so when u open a door

[14:03:29] ysalamiri same door will be used against yew

[14:03:47] ysalamiri netstat -an

[14:03:51] ysalamiri *shrugs*

[14:03:57] ysalamiri do i get paid for this?

[14:06:36] ysalamiri eeeh Ahsoka

[14:07:47] ysalamiri spidey i wouldnt trust u with a comb lmao

[14:08:19] ysalamiri tell it tae the judge boyo!

[14:08:42] ysalamiri rut roh

[14:08:47] ysalamiri what ya done now?

[14:10:01] ysalamiri for what crime

[14:10:34] ysalamiri whut?

[14:11:02] ysalamiri wair, u didnt pay child support?

[14:11:33] ysalamiri well use qa condom, if u have kids u gotta pay yer way

[14:11:37] ysalamiri -q

[14:12:00] ysalamiri dayum =/

[14:12:23] ysalamiri spidey, u pay for mirc.exe and dun pay for own kids?

[14:12:32] ysalamiri dahell bro..

[14:12:57] ysalamiri oaft

[14:13:08] ysalamiri ur better than that spidey

[14:13:40] ysalamiri so talk to judge, be honest

[14:13:59] ysalamiri say ur low re: finances bleh`` be honest

[14:14:14] ysalamiri never know may get a good judge

[14:15:53] ysalamiri no sad was dal oper who aarpan used like a toy LoL

[14:16:31] ysalamiri does anyone here remember vera lynn

[14:16:41] ysalamiri how she said, taht we would meet again some sunny day.

[14:16:55] ysalamiri back to Emin

[14:16:59] ysalamiri VERA

[14:17:12] ysalamiri what has became of you

[14:17:21] ysalamiri time signature slows

[14:17:50] ysalamiri well stop paying for stuff online bro

[14:17:59] ysalamiri mirc? i mean really?

[14:18:14] ysalamiri oldversion dot com

[14:18:39] ysalamiri yeah a burger that one of his 2 kids didnt have cos hes a doofus

[14:19:11] ysalamiri id send him cash

[14:19:28] ysalamiri oh man, ur killing me here

[14:20:22] ysalamiri aye, do not pass go

[14:20:40] ysalamiri n0 200 canukian tokens

[14:21:26] ysalamiri my best adv ice is when u are toe to toe with the judge in courtroom, be honest

[14:21:37] ysalamiri your not a liar anyways

[14:21:44] ysalamiri u dunno how to lie

[14:21:58] ysalamiri i cant believe u paid for mirc

[14:22:05] ysalamiri that will annoy me for at least a week

[14:22:22] ysalamiri a but rly but

[14:22:52] ysalamiri u dun have sharp teeth spidey, u wear heart on sleeve

[14:23:41] ysalamiri u need a wumman spidey, wimmen are vg at money stuffs

[14:24:17] ysalamiri rgis is turning into a country song here

[14:24:44] ysalamiri if u run over a dog in yer truck, i will whack u on ignore lol

[14:54:13] ysalamiri cheers for medusa yak spidey

[14:54:15] ysalamiri u rawk

[14:59:51] ysalamiri hope u dont get too much gael time

[15:00:35] ysalamiri neah, always better to lift ups, than put down

[15:00:39] ysalamiri :)

[15:01:31] ysalamiri well, thats why i left dal

[15:02:17] ysalamiri i woke up omne day and read what i did night before, mum was mad with dementia, ne0 and i were dropping all the *.ix servers cos we could

[15:02:29] ysalamiri looked in mirror and a bully looked back

[15:02:32] ysalamiri ./quit

[15:02:42] ysalamiri there n then.

[15:03:05] ysalamiri 2TB nix botnet proper kaiten.c

[15:03:10] ysalamiri no n00bie bs

[15:03:35] ysalamiri i mean, if i let ddos flow flor more than 4-5 seconds, nullroute.

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