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Saturday, September 2, 2023
[01:45:56] VimLORD NO
[01:46:23] VimLORD notepadd++ is comfy on windows
[01:47:18] VimLORD I just hate myself if I'm not in vi/vim
[01:47:21] VimLORD self loathing
[01:47:38] VimLORD I actually saw a guy use nano before i left the datacenter and nearly puked
[01:47:58] VimLORD fuuuuuuu
[01:48:30] VimLORD nothing wrong with it, i'm just an elitist
[01:49:03] VimLORD !bang
[01:49:23] VimLORD I was tricked
[01:50:14] VimLORD I do everything I possibly can with posix shell sed awk grep and if I need more, perl
[01:50:19] VimLORD but I would like to learn C for fun
[01:50:56] VimLORD debian and rocky are forced on me by work, all my machines at home run openbsd
[01:54:06] VimLORD !bang
[01:54:53] VimLORD thanks g0frr
[01:56:46] VimLORD god i know that feeling
[01:56:52] VimLORD except the trivial part
[01:58:01] VimLORD they worry about money dyne, or that you're not gonna stick around. that's what over qualified means. again, solution is lying on your resume
[02:00:19] VimLORD step 1. locate job ad // step 2. copy/paste qualifications from job ad into resume // step 3. profit
[02:03:08] VimLORD NOC egineer - write some scripts, monitor systems, create tickets for datacenter monkeys to go replace hardware
[02:03:09] VimLORD simple as
[02:03:29] VimLORD SIMPLE AS
[02:03:39] VimLORD caplink: yea
[02:03:50] VimLORD for a dev like dyne, it would be a cakewalk
[02:03:58] VimLORD in fact, score three of those jobs at the same time
[02:04:03] VimLORD rake in the fucking cash doing nothing
[02:04:29] VimLORD g0frr: many
[02:04:59] VimLORD I worked in some of the largest data centers in north america, every big tech company you can think of, all of them in those locations. they have nocs
[02:05:12] VimLORD a lot of them remote
[02:05:37] VimLORD the clients at the data centers, and the DC's themselves yea
[02:06:11] VimLORD 78% of statistics are made up on the spot
[02:06:13] VimLORD i don't know
[02:06:42] VimLORD if a company has a DC team, they have NOCs
[02:07:50] VimLORD yeah really depends. data storage company I was at had a NOC of like 10-15 guys, but only 3 did the work. but that's just pareto distribution
[02:10:14] VimLORD fuck yea
[02:11:08] VimLORD I'm just happy that I'll never fucking swap out another hard drive again. unless I get into oracle and start at 115k. in which case I will do it with glee
[02:11:35] VimLORD actually their $3M cabinets don't even use hdds so nvm
[02:14:10] VimLORD I'm not sure. I didn't even attend high school. I got a GED and then dropped out of university, non tech related studies. tinkered with linux and built computers, faked my way into entry level data center gigs and kept going. having practical experience worked well enough for me, now I can start accumulating certifications. I have none. I got lucky perhaps, and I do well in
[02:14:13] VimLORD interviews.
[02:17:08] VimLORD thanks. sometimes if you keep whacking at it, you'll find a company that will give you a chance to get your foot in the door. if they see you are a serious hobbyist and really want to learn. if you can get experience in small dc's, then you can get into a big one. once you're in a big one, you're rubbing elbows with teams from lots of big tech companies and job offers start
[02:17:11] VimLORD appearing.
[02:17:41] VimLORD haha a company that values you, good one
[02:19:29] VimLORD caplink: highly recommend getting red hat sys admin & red had engineer from a community college, that will help
[02:20:18] VimLORD i think those two aren't so bad, and are not difficult compared to like a CCNA
[02:20:45] VimLORD yeah true my current company pays for 100% certs if I pass them
[02:21:03] VimLORD haha I forgot all about that fucking song
[02:21:06] VimLORD !bang
[02:23:57] VimLORD sounds dope
[02:24:44] VimLORD i was at an amazon subsidiary and used to chill with the IT guys, they would just deploy user accounts and image laptops. also monitor the network to see which noobs in the callcenters were using the company wifi for netflix. based
[02:28:14] VimLORD you fuckers are smarter than me god damn it
[02:28:22] VimLORD I didn't know shit at 21
[02:35:16] VimLORD i'm too embarassed to post my desktop
[02:39:19] VimLORD ok let me just remove all the my little pony emulators from my desktop real quick
[02:45:46] VimLORD ComputerTech: thanx yo
[02:46:33] VimLORD the second small display is built into the case, it's a jonsplus studio d31
[02:50:59] VimLORD I'm gonna see how long I can hold my piss for
[14:45:34] VimLORD God I can't wait to have diarrhea again
[16:28:48] VimLORD SUP
[16:31:38] VimLORD my COMPUTER is my WAIFU
[16:32:38] VimLORD foxy:
[16:34:30] VimLORD ysalamiri: s/involves/onahole
[16:35:22] VimLORD I'm abnout 20 minutes away from taking a big fat steaming dump, can't wait tbh
[16:36:51] VimLORD ComputerTech: where we talking about stallmanites last night? I just remembered getting banned from gnu channel on Freenode before the great exodus for saying the gamer word many years back
[16:37:10] VimLORD or maybe it was for fucking with feminists
[16:37:13] VimLORD idk
[16:38:46] VimLORD I need to get an irc client for mobile so I can let you guys know the exact moment when the turd begins peaking out while I dwell on my Throne
[16:39:05] VimLORD ComputerTech: I'm ashamed to admit I have an iphone
[16:39:11] VimLORD but I was thinking of getting a dumb phone
[16:39:41] VimLORD does that shit stay connected when the app is minimized i wonder? i noticed most of those gay shit things dont
[16:39:55] VimLORD my IRC runs in tmux on a vps
[16:39:59] VimLORD i just connect to it
[16:40:09] VimLORD fuck bouncers
[16:40:23] VimLORD kot: word
[16:40:48] VimLORD i wanna get a neat flip phone for fitty bux
[16:41:08] VimLORD hmm.
[16:41:28] VimLORD the only reason i want it is so i can shitpost while i literally take a shit
[16:41:34] VimLORD brb shitting
[16:46:37] VimLORD success, I have given birth to a son and i named him Excretus Maximus
[16:54:10] VimLORD ComputerTech: But.. what if.. we kissed in the minecraft dirt hut? Ahaha jk.. unless?
[17:37:19] VimLORD God, anyone seen this chick called Bowsette? In my mind's eye, I am envisioning her evacuating an enormous turd log the size of a meatball sub
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