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Saturday, September 2, 2023
[00:00:29] TurdisMcFurdis 100% sure i just shit myself
[00:00:40] TurdisMcFurdis probably ebola virus
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[00:08:32] herald !duckstats
[00:08:34] DuckHunt Hunting stats for herald: [Weapon][Weapon][Weapon] ammo: 3/6 | charg.: 2/2 | jammed: yes (6 times) | confisc.: no (8 times) [Profile] [Profile] [Profile] 89 xp | lvl 3 (trainee) / 1 xp pt for lvl sup. | karma: 44.83% good hunter [Stats][Stats][Stats] theor. accuracy: 57% | effectiv. of fire: 52% | gun reliability: 87% | armor: 5% | deflection: 53%
[00:08:35] DuckHunt [Hunting bag][Hunting bag][Hunting bag] best time: 5.188s | average react. time: 3mn56.831s | 21 ducks (incl. 0 golden duck) | 19 misses | 4 accidents | 3 empty shots | 4 wild shots | 40 ammo used [Accidents][Accidents][Accidents] received 5 stray bullets from which 4 lethals, 1 ricocheted and 0 neutralized.
[00:10:06] TurdisMcFurdis !duckstats
[00:10:07] DuckHunt Hunting stats for turdismcfurdis: [Weapon][Weapon][Weapon] ammo: 4/6 | charg.: 2/2 | jammed: no (0 times) | confisc.: no (2 times) [Profile] [Profile] [Profile] -4 xp | lvl 1 (tourist) / 24 xp pts for lvl sup. | karma: 100% bad hunter [Stats][Stats][Stats] theor. accuracy: 56% | effectiv. of fire: 0% | gun reliability: 85% | armor: 0% | deflection: 51%
[00:10:08] DuckHunt [Hunting bag][Hunting bag][Hunting bag] best time: - | average react. time: - | 0 duck (incl. 0 golden duck) | 2 misses | 0 accident | 0 empty shot | 2 wild shots | 2 ammo used [Accidents][Accidents][Accidents] received 0 stray bullet from which 0 lethal, 0 ricocheted and 0 neutralized.
[00:12:36] BrapSnatcher Welcome to my world
[00:19:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
[00:19:02] Peorth !bang
[00:19:03] DuckHunt Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 2.171s, which makes you a total of 387 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [11 xp] [four-leaf clover]
[00:19:04] Peorth !shop 1
[00:19:04] DuckHunt Peorth > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
[00:19:05] BrapSnatcher !bang
[00:19:06] DuckHunt BrapSnatcher > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 4/6 | Chargers: 2/2
[00:19:12] BrapSnatcher !reload
[00:19:12] DuckHunt BrapSnatcher > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 4/6 | Chargers: 2/2
[00:19:14] Syndus_ Boobs
[00:19:16] BrapSnatcher !bang
[00:19:16] DuckHunt BrapSnatcher > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
[00:19:16] DuckHunt BrapSnatcher is demoted to level 0 (public danger).
[00:19:22] BrapSnatcher fug
[00:19:29] Syndus_ You suck
[00:19:33] Syndus_ Lol
[00:19:35] BrapSnatcher I kno
[00:19:39] BrapSnatcher it's sad, really
[00:19:51] ComputerTech $tell Peorth(⁠ノ⁠`⁠Д⁠´⁠)⁠ノ⁠彡⁠┻⁠━⁠┻
[00:19:51] Angel ComputerTech: tell Peorth(⁠ノ⁠`⁠Д⁠´⁠)⁠ノ⁠彡⁠┻⁠━⁠┻ what?
[00:19:55] Syndus_ Shit, out of bolts
[00:20:19] BrapSnatcher considering peeing into my computer
[00:20:27] BrapSnatcher chance of getting shocked?
[00:20:28] Aarons gotta space ComputerTech
[00:20:48] ComputerTech oh fuck
[00:20:51] ComputerTech $tell Peorth (⁠ノ⁠`⁠Д⁠´⁠)⁠ノ⁠彡⁠┻⁠━⁠┻
[00:20:52] Angel ComputerTech: I'll pass that on when Peorth is around.
[00:20:56] ComputerTech danke Aarons kek
[00:21:27] Syndus_ There's digital pirhana in the internet that will swim right up your piss stream and give you xyber aids
[00:21:32] Syndus_ Cyber*
[00:21:56] Syndus_ Yup one teaspoon of cyberaids in your butt and you're dead in a year
[00:23:03] caplink 🦆
[00:23:20] * Kuro-chan bounces
[00:23:43] BrapSnatcher Syndus_: tell me more
[00:25:42] Syndus_ Um
[00:26:27] Syndus_ One time when I was a boy, I nutted in a grapefruit and watched my bully eat the whole thing
[00:26:42] Syndus_ Busy with a game bbs
[00:28:30] BrapSnatcher I have abandoned gaming, after decades of burning out my retinas and dopamine production
[00:29:00] BrapSnatcher Maybe if I got a console I would enjoy that for some reason
[00:29:53] tr [S] <@phish> yeah i gave up and didn't game and am content with a console now
[00:31:36] BrapSnatcher That's cool, what do you think, wait for the switch 2 or something? could do
[00:31:57] tr [S] <@phish> idk i picked up a ps4 for like $100
[00:32:15] tr [S] <@phish> switch1 is worth it if used prices arent bad
[00:32:47] BrapSnatcher a playstation seems cool. I wanna play weeb games, or something
[00:32:58] tr [S] <@phish> well they have katamari for every system p sure
[00:33:23] Aarons im get high now and watch movies
[00:33:53] BrapSnatcher katamari looks a bit sexual
[00:33:57] BrapSnatcher having just googled it
[00:35:54] Number1Stunna it's not sexual
[00:36:09] Number1Stunna it's a ball that rolls up everything smaller than it and grows
[00:36:22] BrapSnatcher haha, yeah, that's pretty hot
[00:36:33] Harzilein BrapSnatcher gettin' all flustered :D
[00:37:15] Harzilein BrapSnatcher be like one of the balloon fetishists :D
[00:37:35] BrapSnatcher MUH BALOONZ
[00:38:33] Syndus_ Oh dude the king of the cosmos is totally sexual lol
[00:38:48] Syndus_ Got a big ol stinky bulge
[00:39:15] BrapSnatcher stinky, you say?
[00:39:20] tr [S] <@phish> quit sexualizing katamari
[00:40:02] BrapSnatcher sorry I got carried away
[00:40:55] tr [S] <@phish> ruining my childhood smh
[00:44:53] Clive_Rosfield u
[00:44:57] Clive_Rosfield CT
[00:47:28] wez ZACK!
[00:47:36] wez Are you going Counter Terriosts?
[00:48:09] tr [S] <@phish> no terrorist obviously ak OP
[00:49:08] Syndus_ Sandwich!
[00:50:40] wez It's a spy!
[00:51:43] Syndus_ Spy vs spy
[00:52:18] Syndus_ .yt mad TV corky and the juice pigs remember
[00:52:19] Internets :: YouTube Corky and the Juice Pigs - REMember - (MAD TV) :: URL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9ES2rmibvA (04:00) :: Views 175,197 :: Rating [+] 1,734 likes [+] 1,734 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
[00:52:24] Syndus_ wez:
[00:52:27] wez Syndus_:!
[00:52:32] Syndus_ Watch that ^ trust me
[00:52:41] Syndus_ you'll laugh
[00:57:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
[00:57:18] caplink !bang
[00:57:19] DuckHunt caplink > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
[00:57:24] caplink !bang
[00:57:24] DuckHunt caplink > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 24.061s, which makes you a total of 16 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
[00:59:13] Syndus_ Heeey pony that's the wrong noise you're making wrong noise WHY?!
[01:01:18] Clive_Rosfield Syndus_
[01:01:23] Clive_Rosfield Can I play with madness?
[01:02:42] Syndus_ Yeah
[01:03:56] Clive_Rosfield YAY
[01:04:11] Clive_Rosfield .yt Iron Maiden Can I Play With Madness
[01:04:12] Internets :: YouTube Iron Maiden - Can I Play With Madness (Official Video) :: URL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kvqr366Op3k (03:38) :: Views 12,474,622 :: Rating [+] 91,479 likes [+] 91,479 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
[01:04:40] Clive_Rosfield But not right now, I'm listening to Soilwork..
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[01:04:58] Clive_Rosfield Syndus how is Morrowind?
[01:05:13] Clive_Rosfield I have heard some people say Morrowind is better than Skyrim.
[01:05:26] Clive_Rosfield I can see it being better than Oblivion, but better than Skyrim? That's something.
[01:05:56] * LimitServ set mode +l 243
[01:06:43] caplink 🙂
[01:07:10] Clive_Rosfield caplink you da bomb in Phantoms yo!
[01:07:20] caplink wut?
[01:07:24] caplink what does that mean?
[01:07:42] Clive_Rosfield Watch Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, all will make sense.
[01:08:02] tr [S] <@phish> and then keep going with the rest of kevins smiths filmography minus tusk and yoga hosers
[01:08:08] caplink okay
[01:09:44] Clive_Rosfield phish: Clerks is my third favorite movie of all time.
[01:10:15] Internets :: YouTube Jay and Silent bob Affleck was the bomb in phantoms yo! :: (00:24) :: Views 180,850 :: Rating [+] 1,081 likes [+] 1,081 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
[01:14:16] tr [S] <@phish> big fan of clerks
[01:14:25] tr [S] <@phish> not so much the second or third...
[01:14:43] tr [S] <@phish> dogmas a banger too tho
[01:15:47] LubricatedHorse kevin smith's scat fetish was exposed recently, to nobodys surprise
[01:17:43] dyne I give so little shits rn
[01:17:54] dyne How much do you think i could lie on job appliactions
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[01:18:08] * Rizon set mode +v fobby
[01:18:10] dyne Stg theyre all retards anyway
[01:18:16] tr [S] <@phish> a lot
[01:18:25] caplink ASXCVBNM,./ZXCVBBNNM,M, .//HUHYHJM N0 [-P0O9I8UYTRE RTWH JMUU U658
[01:18:30] caplink \][POIKUJHYGFDCSXAZDFGHJJK
[01:18:30] caplink \
[01:18:41] tr [S] <@Aaron> no
[01:18:45] caplink LP L;[ MK-[
[01:18:52] dyne I was a lead fucking developer, i have years of senior development experience, i think i can handle a fucking IT gig
[01:19:05] dyne Tech support is like breathing to ne
[01:19:44] dyne I just want a bargain basement gig that pays me to work remotely and solve shit for idiots
[01:27:56] caplink oh, that scribble up there was my kid smashing on the keyboard ^
[01:27:57] LubricatedHorse dyne: i just escaped data center work and got a cozy work from home thing. doing linux shit for a company that provides software access to financial companies. zabbix, solace, etc. you can do iiittt
[01:29:11] LubricatedHorse i WILL not wear pants to meetings
[01:29:35] whi5kas i can only code in pantsu
[01:30:17] LubricatedHorse whi5kas: how about copy/pasting from stack overflow?
[01:30:51] dyne LubricatedHorse: how
[01:31:05] dyne My entire cv is development
[01:31:16] dyne But i refuse to do that as a job now
[01:31:48] dyne I have skill in literally anything anyone but fucking rocket scientists can throw at me
[01:31:56] dyne Yet i get passed over cause...
[01:32:18] dyne Not that ive been looking more than half an hour
[01:32:27] LubricatedHorse just re-write your resume to say you did different shit
[01:32:29] dyne But ive looked for IT jobs befote
[01:32:36] dyne Yeah, figured
[01:32:45] LubricatedHorse look for sysadmin stuff imo
[01:32:45] dyne So just lie unabashedly
[01:32:49] whi5kas dyne, where is your billion dollar idea
[01:32:51] LubricatedHorse yes. that's how i get all my jobs
[01:32:56] dyne Alright
[01:32:58] dyne Wil do
[01:33:02] LubricatedHorse well, till i got some good experience, then i don't have to lie no more
[01:33:04] dyne Do they check references
[01:33:15] LubricatedHorse depends on the company if you need a security clear
[01:33:20] dyne Or do you just ignore it if they do
[01:33:21] LubricatedHorse and/ if
[01:33:35] LubricatedHorse most companies have checked mine, most of my references i have faked
[01:33:41] dyne Faked how
[01:34:07] LubricatedHorse told me friend "you were my manager at x company from x date to y date, if they call tell them i was good." retarded HR person asks nothing further
[01:34:17] LubricatedHorse but now i got some better references
[01:34:22] dyne Hmm
[01:34:44] dyne Anyone here UK and wanna be a reference ;)
[01:35:13] LubricatedHorse really depends. the gig I just scored didn't even perform a background check as far as I could tell, and has no HR department. didn't contact anyone either. but it's a smaller company and not many are like that
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[01:36:03] LubricatedHorse not bad for a $75k starting gig work from home w/ well defined raise schedule
[01:36:32] * Dr_DICK joined #computertech
[01:36:32] * Rizon set mode +ao Dr_DICK Dr_DICK
[01:36:32] Rizon [Dr_DICK] "With great meat comes great responsibility" - Hank Hill
[01:36:52] LubricatedHorse just tell yer old co-worker buddies to do it for you
[01:37:12] LubricatedHorse you can trust those nerds better than a guy named LubricatedHorse on IRC
[01:38:17] dyne Dollars mean nothing to a brit
[01:38:28] dyne I have no old coworkers i trust
[01:38:39] dyne Well, maybe some, but its been a while
[01:38:45] LubricatedHorse I guess that's like 60k british pounds
[01:38:54] dyne Yeah, way too much, here
[01:39:16] dyne Urgh i dont wanna rewrite my cv
[01:39:24] LubricatedHorse well, the gig isn't an IT gig per se its more of a sysadmin role
[01:39:29] dyne But youre right sysadm stuff would be ideal
[01:39:58] dyne I just figured id go IT cause its 0 effort but pays
[01:40:01] LubricatedHorse i just happen to love operating systems and unix shit so it's what I wanna do. took a while to escape being a data center monkey, I don't give a fuck about hardware
[01:40:11] LubricatedHorse IT doesn't pay shit out here
[01:40:17] dyne Who gives a fuck i can phone it in and still afford a car
[01:41:01] LubricatedHorse yeah cheers man hell if IT gigs pay in the UK go for it, or sysadmin. a lot of sysadmins I've run into out here are basically programmers anyway
[01:41:10] LubricatedHorse I'm certainly not a programmer myself
[01:41:42] ComputerTech man
[01:41:44] ComputerTech i love vscode
[01:41:45] m0n man
[01:41:52] ComputerTech jsut remembered vscode has an ssh extension
[01:41:53] ComputerTech owo
[01:41:56] LubricatedHorse ComputerTech: s/vscode/vim
[01:41:56] Angel LubricatedHorse thinks ComputerTech meant to say: jsut remembered vim has an ssh extension
[01:41:59] ComputerTech now i can ssh + code
[01:41:59] ComputerTech :D
[01:42:00] ComputerTech no
[01:42:06] m0n i couldn't code my way outta paper bag
[01:42:06] ComputerTech s/vim/vscode/
[01:42:06] Angel ComputerTech meant to say: jsut remembered vscode has an ssh extension
[01:42:11] ComputerTech pls LubricatedHorse
[01:42:13] ComputerTech m0n :D
[01:42:16] m0n :p
[01:42:18] ComputerTech :p
[01:42:23] ComputerTech but yeah, it's beautiful
[01:42:24] ComputerTech :|
[01:42:25] m0n a wet paper bag at that
[01:42:32] ComputerTech probably the best thing microsoft ever made tbh
[01:43:05] caplink dyne, you should try working at a managed consulting firm.
[01:43:15] LubricatedHorse vim scp://
[01:43:39] ComputerTech nein
[01:43:40] ComputerTech :p
[01:43:44] ComputerTech i use vim only when in terminal
[01:43:44] ComputerTech :D
[01:43:47] caplink they usually have positions from helpdesk to level 3 engineers.
[01:43:51] ComputerTech else, i use vscode
[01:43:52] ComputerTech always
[01:43:53] ComputerTech :3
[01:44:25] dyne caplink: consulting in what
[01:44:30] caplink IT
[01:44:34] dyne Hm
[01:44:37] tr [S] <@phish> tr> [R] <~ComputerTech> jsut remembered vscode has an ssh extension
[01:44:37] dyne Noted
[01:44:38] tr [S] <@phish> ????????
[01:44:40] m0n i always make our new hires use vim to generate me new passwords trying to get out
[01:44:43] tr [S] <@Aaron> penis
[01:44:47] LubricatedHorse ComputerTech: at least you could use gtk vim and save SOME dignity
[01:44:50] ComputerTech phish: wut?
[01:44:59] caplink consulting companies may provide services to several companies that you would support.
[01:45:00] ComputerTech LubricatedHorse: dignity my ass, i'm proud i use windows and ubuntu
[01:45:01] tr [S] <@phish> you haven't been using the ssh extension
[01:45:01] ComputerTech :B
[01:45:04] tr [S] <@Aaron> penis, penis penis peeeeenis
[01:45:06] ComputerTech phish, no :(
[01:45:09] ComputerTech i forgot about it
[01:45:11] ComputerTech years ago
[01:45:11] ComputerTech ;(
[01:45:12] LubricatedHorse LOL he said penis
[01:45:13] caplink they usually have a dev team too
[01:45:21] ComputerTech phish, do you use it? :|
[01:45:26] ComputerTech if you say yes, i'm gonna fucking choke you
[01:45:28] ComputerTech >:|
[01:45:36] tr [S] <@Aaron> yes
[01:45:39] tr [S] * @Aaron waits
[01:45:43] ComputerTech reee
[01:45:46] ComputerTech VimLORD: (⚆ ʖ̯⚆) 👍
[01:45:52] ComputerTech here's something better VimLORD
[01:45:56] VimLORD NO
[01:46:03] * ComputerTech whispers to VimLORD, "i use notepad++ sometimes"
[01:46:04] ComputerTech :^)
[01:46:21] ComputerTech BECAUSE I AM CT!
[01:46:22] ComputerTech :>
[01:46:23] VimLORD notepadd++ is comfy on windows
[01:46:26] ComputerTech ...
[01:46:28] ComputerTech damn it
[01:46:28] ComputerTech ok
[01:46:30] ComputerTech >_>
[01:46:32] ComputerTech back to vscode
[01:46:34] ComputerTech man i love vscode
[01:46:35] ComputerTech ;D
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[01:47:18] VimLORD I just hate myself if I'm not in vi/vim
[01:47:20] * caplink loves vim
[01:47:21] VimLORD self loathing
[01:47:38] VimLORD I actually saw a guy use nano before i left the datacenter and nearly puked
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[01:47:41] ComputerTech i use vim in the terminal
[01:47:42] ComputerTech ¯\(°_o)/¯
[01:47:46] ComputerTech oh
[01:47:53] * ComputerTech whispers to VimLORD "i sometimes use nano"
[01:47:53] ComputerTech :x
[01:47:58] ComputerTech jk lol, i haven't used nano in ages
[01:47:58] VimLORD fuuuuuuu
[01:47:59] ComputerTech :D
[01:48:01] ComputerTech keke
[01:48:01] ComputerTech :D
[01:48:03] * ComputerTech set mode +v VimLORD
[01:48:05] * VimLORD exhales
[01:48:08] ComputerTech respect for the VimLORD <3
[01:48:11] caplink I see nothing wrong with using nano.
[01:48:27] * ComputerTech eyes caplink
[01:48:28] ComputerTech @_@
[01:48:30] VimLORD nothing wrong with it, i'm just an elitist
[01:48:38] caplink lo
[01:48:40] caplink lol
[01:48:43] caplink 😁
[01:48:43] * ComputerTech set mode +v caplink
[01:48:47] caplink ty
[01:48:56] ComputerTech ;p
[01:49:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
[01:49:01] caplink ❤️
[01:49:03] DuckHunt ComputerTech > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 2.84s, which makes you a total of 140 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
[01:49:03] ComputerTech !bang
[01:49:03] VimLORD !bang
[01:49:03] DuckHunt VimLORD > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
[01:49:05] ComputerTech rekt
[01:49:05] caplink !bang
[01:49:06] DuckHunt caplink > *CLICK* Trigger locked.
[01:49:06] ComputerTech :p
[01:49:09] ComputerTech !rearm VimLORD
[01:49:09] DuckHunt ComputerTech returns VimLORD's gun to him.
[01:49:23] VimLORD I was tricked
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[01:49:33] ComputerTech lies
[01:49:38] ComputerTech you're just a slow poke
[01:49:39] ComputerTech ;(
[01:49:45] ComputerTech so what languages do you mainly use VimLORD ?
[01:49:55] tr [S] <@Aaron> owo
[01:49:55] tr [S] <@Aaron> owo
[01:49:55] tr [S] <@Aaron> owo
[01:50:01] ComputerTech /kick Aaron
[01:50:01] ComputerTech owo
[01:50:01] ComputerTech :D
[01:50:14] VimLORD I do everything I possibly can with posix shell sed awk grep and if I need more, perl
[01:50:19] VimLORD but I would like to learn C for fun
[01:50:56] VimLORD debian and rocky are forced on me by work, all my machines at home run openbsd
[01:51:37] * Rizon set mode +qo Colby Colby
[01:51:37] * Colby joined #computertech
[01:51:40] * Colby set mode -qo Colby Colby
[01:54:01] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
[01:54:06] VimLORD !bang
[01:54:06] DuckHunt VimLORD > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 5.558s, which makes you a total of 1 duck on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
[01:54:23] g0frr hello everyone
[01:54:32] g0frr it's a beautiful afternoon. I hope you're all enjoying the start of the weekend.
[01:54:53] VimLORD thanks g0frr
[01:55:55] dyne -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
[01:56:00] g0frr !bang
[01:56:01] DuckHunt g0frr > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
[01:56:04] g0frr wait
[01:56:06] ComputerTech !rearm g0frr
[01:56:07] DuckHunt ComputerTech returns g0frr's gun to him.
[01:56:10] ComputerTech fake duck
[01:56:11] ComputerTech :(
[01:56:12] ComputerTech bad dyne
[01:56:12] ComputerTech :p
[01:56:16] dyne Ngl, i would rather just have a job just for fun
[01:56:27] ComputerTech lol
[01:56:29] dyne A real job is just gonna be a fresh burnout
[01:56:44] dyne IT is so trivial that its barely even work for me
[01:56:46] VimLORD god i know that feeling
[01:56:52] VimLORD except the trivial part
[01:56:56] dyne But they all think im "overqualified"
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[01:57:08] dyne How tf do you be overqualified foe a job
[01:57:15] dyne What the fuck does that even mean
[01:57:28] dyne Youre TOO GOOD so we cant hire you
[01:57:30] dyne Like what
[01:57:36] dyne Fuck off
[01:57:38] caplink dyne, maybe you may want to look for a management role?
[01:57:43] dyne No
[01:57:43] socraticDev ComputerTech: earlier today i killed Kuro-chan
[01:57:45] dyne I hate people
[01:57:46] ComputerTech :o
[01:57:50] dyne Management is not for me
[01:57:57] dyne Too much autism
[01:58:01] VimLORD they worry about money dyne, or that you're not gonna stick around. that's what over qualified means. again, solution is lying on your resume
[01:58:02] caplink lol
[01:58:15] dyne VimLORD: ffs
[01:58:40] * dyne groans gutturally
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[01:59:00] * VimLORD equips J/O crystal
[01:59:01] g0frr that "too good that we can't hire you" happened to me with a service desk position
[01:59:05] g0frr feels bad :(
[02:00:13] g0frr I think a lot of it might be politics. If they think you're overqualified you may be a threat to the hiring manager.
[02:00:19] VimLORD step 1. locate job ad // step 2. copy/paste qualifications from job ad into resume // step 3. profit
[02:00:19] caplink I have several resumes tailored to the positions I am applying.
[02:01:11] dyne I need to lie more then, ok
[02:02:23] caplink dyne, maybe look into being an automation engineer
[02:02:39] caplink some scripting involved
[02:02:50] dyne Tried that, you still get retard companies
[02:03:00] dyne Im done with programming
[02:03:05] dyne Its a shite industry
[02:03:08] VimLORD NOC egineer - write some scripts, monitor systems, create tickets for datacenter monkeys to go replace hardware
[02:03:09] VimLORD simple as
[02:03:15] dyne NOBODY can code
[02:03:24] dyne Im done, simple as that
[02:03:29] VimLORD SIMPLE AS
[02:03:31] dyne Never having a dev job again
[02:03:32] caplink NOC engineer is pretty much an automation engineer
[02:03:39] VimLORD caplink: yea
[02:03:50] VimLORD for a dev like dyne, it would be a cakewalk
[02:03:56] caplink yep
[02:03:58] VimLORD in fact, score three of those jobs at the same time
[02:04:03] VimLORD rake in the fucking cash doing nothing
[02:04:04] dyne Ease isnt the issue
[02:04:19] g0frr what percentage of companies would have a NOC
[02:04:20] dyne I spend most of 2021 being paid to drink tea
[02:04:25] g0frr is that very common?
[02:04:26] dyne Thats not a job
[02:04:29] VimLORD g0frr: many
[02:04:48] caplink Consulting companies have a NOC
[02:04:59] VimLORD I worked in some of the largest data centers in north america, every big tech company you can think of, all of them in those locations. they have nocs
[02:05:12] VimLORD a lot of them remote
[02:05:18] g0frr I figure large data center companies would have NOCs
[02:05:37] VimLORD the clients at the data centers, and the DC's themselves yea
[02:05:44] * Rizon set mode -h Saphir^DGS
[02:05:47] * Rizon set mode -h Saphir^FS
[02:05:50] * Rizon set mode -h Saphir^Lounge
[02:05:54] g0frr but out of the entire pool of potential companies for which to apply, what percentage of those are large enough to have a noce
[02:06:11] VimLORD 78% of statistics are made up on the spot
[02:06:13] VimLORD i don't know
[02:06:18] g0frr lol
[02:06:38] * ComputerTech changed topic to: ComputerTech> get fucked karens.
[02:06:40] ComputerTech :DD
[02:06:42] VimLORD if a company has a DC team, they have NOCs
[02:06:43] * ComputerTech changed topic to: <ComputerTech> get fucked karens.
[02:06:45] caplink at a consulting company I worked at.. NOC was one person
[02:07:29] caplink but it was a rather small company
[02:07:50] VimLORD yeah really depends. data storage company I was at had a NOC of like 10-15 guys, but only 3 did the work. but that's just pareto distribution
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[02:09:55] caplink lol classic
[02:10:14] VimLORD fuck yea
[02:11:08] VimLORD I'm just happy that I'll never fucking swap out another hard drive again. unless I get into oracle and start at 115k. in which case I will do it with glee
[02:11:35] VimLORD actually their $3M cabinets don't even use hdds so nvm
[02:12:35] caplink VimLORD, how hard is it to go from helpdesk to a role in datacenter?
[02:13:03] * NiniGeo2 goes back in time to give the Kuro-chan a band-aid
[02:13:59] * ComputerTech pets Kuro-chan
[02:14:00] ComputerTech erm
[02:14:02] * ComputerTech pets NiniGeo2
[02:14:04] ComputerTech Kuro-chan: too lol
[02:14:04] ComputerTech :D
[02:14:08] NiniGeo2 ^______^
[02:14:10] VimLORD I'm not sure. I didn't even attend high school. I got a GED and then dropped out of university, non tech related studies. tinkered with linux and built computers, faked my way into entry level data center gigs and kept going. having practical experience worked well enough for me, now I can start accumulating certifications. I have none. I got lucky perhaps, and I do well in
[02:14:13] VimLORD interviews.
[02:14:35] caplink ok cool.
[02:15:06] m0n no degree and worked at a DC, good job, not many make it that far without
[02:15:49] ComputerTech VimLORD: gg, i don't believe in luck really(that's rare to hear from someone irish amirite?), i believe in talnet
[02:15:53] ComputerTech talent*
[02:15:58] ComputerTech you're just smart, and made your way
[02:15:59] ComputerTech :>
[02:16:18] caplink attitude > degree
[02:16:32] ComputerTech ^
[02:16:39] m0n yeah unfortuantely our HR doesn't interpret it that way
[02:17:08] VimLORD thanks. sometimes if you keep whacking at it, you'll find a company that will give you a chance to get your foot in the door. if they see you are a serious hobbyist and really want to learn. if you can get experience in small dc's, then you can get into a big one. once you're in a big one, you're rubbing elbows with teams from lots of big tech companies and job offers start
[02:17:08] caplink oh that's is when I give them the boot
[02:17:11] VimLORD appearing.
[02:17:20] caplink and find a company that does value me.
[02:17:40] ComputerTech VimLORD: yeah for sure
[02:17:41] VimLORD haha a company that values you, good one
[02:17:56] m0n most companies don't valu, it's an entity that consumes its people and spits out its products
[02:18:30] caplink they will find value in you when they are desperately searching for onsite people because most people only want to work remote these days.
[02:18:44] m0n been a wage cuck for over 15yrs
[02:19:01] m0n neah we've overhired since wannacry and because wannacry, it's easy to trim down
[02:19:02] * ComputerTech wages m0n
[02:19:02] ComputerTech :>
[02:19:20] Clive_Rosfield In Dragon Age, I think the Genlocks should have been called Goblins and the Hurlocks should have been called Orcs. The big giant dark spawn are called Ogres, they got that one right at least.
[02:19:28] m0n wage me CT
[02:19:29] VimLORD caplink: highly recommend getting red hat sys admin & red had engineer from a community college, that will help
[02:19:33] Clive_Rosfield And Kuro-chan agrees with me, even though he's never played Dragon Age.
[02:19:38] ComputerTech m0n <3
[02:19:39] ComputerTech :p
[02:19:58] caplink those redhat certs are expensive.
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[02:20:18] VimLORD i think those two aren't so bad, and are not difficult compared to like a CCNA
[02:20:23] ComputerTech iirc, the right employer you can milk them and make them purchase the certs for you
[02:20:24] m0n my company, not AMZ btw is requiring 3 day weeks now, and we'll eventually hafta go back 5 days or else
[02:20:29] ComputerTech if you're good at what you can do
[02:20:38] foxy I got high
[02:20:44] m0n sweet
[02:20:45] VimLORD yeah true my current company pays for 100% certs if I pass them
[02:20:46] m0n afroman
[02:20:52] ComputerTech foxy: nice
[02:20:52] foxy I mean hi
[02:20:52] ComputerTech :p
[02:20:53] m0n .yt coz I got high
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[02:20:55] * ComputerTech pokes foxy
[02:20:56] ComputerTech :>
[02:20:58] ComputerTech high~
[02:20:59] ComputerTech :D
[02:21:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
[02:21:02] ComputerTech !bang
[02:21:02] DuckHunt ComputerTech > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 2.081s, which makes you a total of 141 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
[02:21:03] VimLORD haha I forgot all about that fucking song
[02:21:03] ComputerTech yey
[02:21:04] caplink !bang
[02:21:04] m0n :p
[02:21:04] caplink !bang
[02:21:04] DuckHunt caplink > *CLICK* Trigger locked.
[02:21:04] DuckHunt caplink > *CLICK* Trigger locked.
[02:21:06] VimLORD !bang
[02:21:06] DuckHunt VimLORD > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
[02:21:08] ComputerTech SLOW POKES
[02:21:10] ComputerTech Y'ALL SLOW
[02:21:10] ComputerTech !
[02:21:11] ComputerTech :D
[02:21:13] ComputerTech !rearm VimLORD
[02:21:14] DuckHunt ComputerTech returns VimLORD's gun to him.
[02:21:15] m0n lool
[02:21:24] ComputerTech except m0n
[02:21:27] caplink how do I unlock trigger?
[02:21:27] ComputerTech he knew not to bother
[02:21:28] ComputerTech <3
[02:21:33] m0n wuy?
[02:21:33] ComputerTech caplink: it's already unlocked
[02:21:38] ComputerTech it automatically locked luckily
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