Sunday, September 3, 2023
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[T] <@Saphir^TXP> Good night :)
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[itchyjunk]
moans
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
Clive_Rosfield > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 1mn44.659s, which makes you a total of 146 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 2 (noob). \_X< *KWAK* [11 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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[T] <~Valware> rip Clive_Rosfield's 146th duck. forever rest their digital soul. T_T
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Syndus_
A gba mariocart 4link cable ad just came on
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Syndus_
Nappa the invincible?
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Kuro-chan
Hey, Vegeta! Remember that bug planet? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta?
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Syndus_
Yes Napa that was a very good kick
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 42.529s, which makes you a total of 391 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [13 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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[T] <~Valware> rip Peorth's 391st duck. forever rest their digital soul. T_T
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DuckHunt
Peorth > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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foxy
I also got some
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fifel
woah, over here, RTDs, well
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fifel
They got a reputation
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Syndus_
Welllll down south we do thing a lil different than they do in the city sah
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Kuro-chan
There is more alcohol in that one bottle than I've had in my whole life.
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Clive_Rosfield
Damn, even I've had more alcohol than that, and I seldom drink.
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tabb
hOw oLd ArE u Yo tYpE lIkE tHat
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Peorth
don't mind him, he's a little (ok a lot) slow
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tabb
i guess i'll trust your tough
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Peorth
now be a good lad and fuck off back to the short bus, zack
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Syndus_
They picking on u again?
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Syndus_
Ya know, i miss that snapple cap noise.
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Syndus_
Necks will suffice.
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foxy
we watching the Santa Claus on discord
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wez
I got slaps tothe face!
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foxy
who slapped you?
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Syndus_
It was Paul blart again wasn't it
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Syndus_
Poul blert meul ceoup.....bleaarng
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Syndus_
Lol I think the flu is making me stupid
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foxy
are you sure about that?
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foxy
could be something else
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Syndus_
Yeah you could be rubbing off on me
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foxy
first rubbing this year?
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Syndus_
Dead sea Tupperware, pfffft ah still good 👍
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Syndus_
And tes i just compared the alladin intro to a pussy
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foxy
is there more than one short 🚌?
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Syndus_
There is only one bus
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Syndus_
You just reminded mr of Freddy lol
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Syndus_
Oh gawd Jayce's old sunrise dub laugh
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Syndus_
Hyoiughhyioughiough
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Rizon
set mode +v MonkeySays
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ZOEboy
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DuckHunt
caplink > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt
caplink > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 1/2
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DuckHunt
caplink > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 1/2
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DuckHunt
caplink > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 1/2
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Clive_Rosfield
kicked ZOEboy (!bang)
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DuckHunt
caplink > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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Peorth
!rearm caplink
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DuckHunt
Peorth returns caplink's gun to him.
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caplink
darn ZOEboy got me
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LimitServ
set mode +l 242
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DuckHunt
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Kuro-chan
hugs duck
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DuckHunt
caplink > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 5/6 | Chargers: 1/2
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DuckHunt
caplink > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 5/6 | Chargers: 1/2
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DuckHunt
caplink > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 48.901s, which makes you a total of 22 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 4 (duck misser). \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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Kuro-chan
No one ever lets me hug a duck in peace.
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Clive_Rosfield
Kuro-chan... the Shadows vs. the Daleks... who would win?
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Kuro-chan
Shadows. They could easily outwit their AI
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Kuro-chan
Shadows pretty much won their final war
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Clive_Rosfield
...unless the continuem took away Q's powers again.
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Syndus_
Do you guys remember big O?
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fifel
Remember that Episode where monkey urinated on Buddha’s hand after making Lao Tze eat his shit?
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Clive_Rosfield
kicked fifel (Yes.)
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foxy
where's Colby
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foxy
why you kick him
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
Clive_Rosfield > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
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DuckHunt
caplink > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 2.968s, which makes you a total of 23 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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caplink
you called the duck
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caplink
uses duck call whistle.
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Syndus_
uses ducklepathy
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Syndus_
Watching big O drinking tea
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Syndus_
I forgot how strange this show was
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Syndus_
It's like 3 genres in one
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Syndus_
Told like a book
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Syndus_
And shot like old heart throb mystery
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Syndus_
There was a time Steve couldn't get less work
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Syndus_
I forget faye's va
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caplink
uses duck call whistle.
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caplink
where do you watch Big O?
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Syndus_
Oh um it's part of a cerealmilk vhs playlist of the old toonami runs from 20 years ago. Yt.
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VimLORD
greetings /g/ents - things are about to get liquidy (fyi)
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Rizon
set mode +v fifel
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[S] <@phish> yay?
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VimLORD
my shitposting station has been invaded by a gross influx of new work from home hardware
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VimLORD
cables are all a mess now with 5 displays on my desk. fuck
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[S] <@phish> i get really excited about wire management then give up halfway through
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DuckHunt
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[S] <@phish> !bang
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DuckHunt
phish > *BANG* You shot down the duck by ricochet in 3.346s, which makes a total of 66 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [35 xp] [lucky shot]
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DuckHunt
*PEWWW* phish's bullet ricochetes on ghostnode, thanks to his deflection modifier of 52%. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -4 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]
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DuckHunt
phish already has a gun and looks at ComputerTech without understanding.
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[S] <@phish> idiot
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[S] <@phish> abuse
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ComputerTech
pets fifel
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VimLORD
ComputerTech: WELL MET
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ComputerTech
so bar told me last weekend it was closed 3am
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fifel
Someone doesn’t like thinking about Monkey making Daoists eat “immortality pills”
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Angel
ComputerTech meant to say: food*
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foxy
he's gone to the club
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foxy
he looking for sheep
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VimLORD
dude I might really crank out a WACKY NIGHT, stay up WELL PAST 8:30pm (maybe even 10:00PM) and drink a SPRITE SODA
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foxy
are you really 12?
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foxy
who keep letting these kids in here
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VimLORD
according to the amish calendar
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Ahsoka
ComputerTech is still waiting for the call about his Sheep STI test results
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caplink
Test Results: Positive
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foxy
ComputerTech <3
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foxy
you need to be in here
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foxy
drinking with me
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foxy
not at some club
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foxy
@seen aarons
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[S] <@phish> rip
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foxy
nice nick
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Syndus_
Holy hell Iike that nick
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[S] <@phish> ty
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VimLORD
Anyone here into veggy roleplay? I'm carrots / celery
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[S] <@phish> is mayonnaise a vegetable
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OprahEatsBabies
i was gonna say im down , but if it starts tasting like ranch or it has green flecks in it, i probably need to go to the clinic first
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OprahEatsBabies
for my first magic trick, ill make an entire eggplant disappear!
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[S] <@phish> did you pour a margarita out for jimmy buffet, foxy?
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wez
Blasphemy!!
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wez
margaritas are sacred!
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[S] <@phish> nice
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caplink
that's a tasty salad
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VimLORD
hey are we talking about salad
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wez
VimLORD: Not tossing salad, no
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caplink
yes, keep your mind out the gutter.
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wez
Jeez VimLORD!
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Ahsoka
But my mind enjoys being there
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[S] <@phish> good girl
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wez
How is Jimmy Buffet?
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foxy
Aaron and i started another movie if anyone wants to watch with us
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foxy
wez he's dead
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wez
oooohh, what you watching?
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dyne
.u mulatto
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wez
Not Jimmy Buffet!
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Ahsoka
puts on xray glasses and looks at foxy
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foxy
santa clause 2
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[S] <@phish> lol?
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[S] <@phish> like tim allen santa clause?
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[S] <@phish> the fuck is wrong with you guys rofl
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foxy
he's high
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Ahsoka
The real question what isn't wrong with us
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wez
foxy: It's a bit early for Tim Alan isn't it?
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:: [1/10] jelq :: An exercise to increase penis size naturally. First a warm rag is use to stimulate blood flow and put the wang into a semi-erect state. Then lubrication is used on the hands and the [mumbo jumbo] in... ::
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:: [2/10] jelq :: To [yank] [your penis] until it gets [longer] ::
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:: [3/10] jelq :: an activity used by guys who want to make their [dings] into [DONGS],by constantly streatching the member in question for a whole year , so they can [regain] the confidence that his wife or girlfriend... ::
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foxy
never too early for tim
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wez
UGHH OH HO HOH OHOOHOO OH HOH
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wez
The tool man taylor
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foxy
i'm on my 3rd glass of margarita
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wez
foxy: zomg
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foxy
so i'm giggling
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wez
How's your blood preasure after all of that salt?
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wez
meh I can't spell today
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foxy
i don't put salt on mine
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wez
foxy: You don't rim the glass with salt
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Ahsoka
What is wrong with ComputerTech would fill a set of encyclopedias
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[S] <@phish> you don't use sour mix either i presume
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BrapSnatcher
is it really a margarita if there's no salt on the rim?
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wez
Are you just drinking stragiht tequila foxy
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foxy
you can put sugar
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wez
Not that I have anything against that. I am a fan of good tequilla
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foxy
i just like mne without sugar or salt
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foxy
hell just give me the tequila
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wez
don julio 1942 <3
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[S] <@phish> bloody marys or bust
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[S] <@phish> or bloody marias
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foxy
bloody marys are best when you have a hangover
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Ahsoka
I'm pretty sure the sheep he's fucking now are his illigitimite children
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[S] <@phish> i have a chelada for lunch nearly every day tbh
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wez
"How much is a 1942 Don Julio liter? In recent years, luxury tequila has grown more popular, leading to increased prices for exclusive brands like Don Julio 1942; on average, you can expect to pay anywhere from $170 to $200 for a 750 mL bottle of Don Julio 1942 (and upwards of $360 for the 1.5L bottle)"
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foxy
.quote add <%Ahsoka> I'm pretty sure the sheep he's fucking now are his illigitimite children
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Quotes
[Quote] <%Ahsoka> I'm pretty sure the sheep he's fucking now are his illigitimite children
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Quotes
[Quote] Added quote #685 by foxy
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[S] <@phish> !lastduck
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DuckHunt
The last duck has been seen 38 minutes and 58 seconds ago.
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[S] <@phish> once CT finally kicks the bucket
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wez
socraticDev: This is a multi-timezone channel! It never sleeps.
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[S] <@phish> there's so much timezone overlap it only slows down a bit
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foxy
well with so many in different parts of the world
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foxy
someone is always up
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wez
We all said the same thing!
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BrapSnatcher
this is a pretty great channel, I will try not to shit it up too much
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Ahsoka
I'm up still because of wrestling ppv
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wez
BrapSnatcher: <3
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foxy
Ahsoka what time is it for you?
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[S] <@phish> a/s/timezone?
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foxy
why i thought you were in california
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wez
foxy: How was work?
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Ahsoka
One more match and ppv is over
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foxy
long and boring :P
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wez
Ahsoka: what is ppv?
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[S] <@phish> pay per view
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foxy
pay per view
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wez
Never heard of it
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[S] <@phish> you pay to watch an event its silly
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wez
WWE used to be WWF before they were slapped by a Panda?
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[S] <@phish> yes
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Ahsoka
Seth Rollins VS Shinsuke Nakamura
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wez
Ahsoka: so you have to pay to watch WWE?
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wez
Shouldn't they be paying you?
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[S] <@phish> lol
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foxy
seth rollins the ginger irish man
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wez
Ahsoka: Spoiler, it's all scripted and the results are already known.
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Ahsoka
WWE Network is part of a sports bundle so don't pay that much
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BrapSnatcher
i prefer yt-dlp + mpv = watch mankind ladder match for free
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foxy
i'm th inking of shamus
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[S] <@phish> sportsurge.net has ppv events for free if you don't mind malicious ads
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wez
Ahsoka: I hope you can't bet on WWE, that would be completely rigged
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BrapSnatcher
wez: I'll bet you $20 I can get you gambling by the end of the night
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[S] <@phish> or at least it aggregates them
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wez
BrapSnatcher: No doubt, but it won't be on WWE/
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Ahsoka
I think it's still illigal to bet on wrestling
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wez
BrapSnatcher: I'll play a game of poker with you :)
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Ahsoka
Only ppvs I pay for full price are AEW
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wez
Ahsoka: It should be because the results are already known. It is a rigged fight.
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[S] <@phish> man i plugged my phone in like an hour ago but never plugged the charger into the wall
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Ahsoka
Wrestling is scripted not rigged
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wez
shuffles the cards
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wez
Ahsoka: Same difference
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foxy
phish i've done that before
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wez
set mode +v Ahsoka
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[S] <@phish> hopefully nothing important came up
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wez
yay Batmanhush is back!
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Batmanhush
any1 ever see this,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, WARNING: Iroffer was blocked for 1377ms
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Batmanhush
ii hope thats like 1377 milla sec ?
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Batmanhush
thats not minutyes ,,right ?
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ComputerTech
[03:42] (+tr) [S] <@phish> once CT finally kicks the bucket
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[S] <@phish> who knows you might get crushed by a big tranny
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Batmanhush
thats sounds like makins of a movie
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Ahsoka
What did the bucket ever do to get kicked, stop being mean to the poor thing
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deadly
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Rizon
set mode +ao deadly deadly
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Rizon
[deadly] FUCK OFF!!!!!
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Batmanhush
prob fell over dumped all out
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DuckHunt
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Ahsoka
I stopped paying full price for WWE a long time ago, before my hardcore WWE fanship shitted itself into a coma
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Ahsoka
Every time it looked like it was waking up, it would shit the bed and go back to the coma
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DuckHunt
caplink > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 3mn14.983s, which makes you a total of 24 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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[S] <@phish> jesus christ the chinese company that i got my cnc spindle from finally got back to me and i was off on 1 setting now the thing works fine
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[S] <@phish> now its too late to run it smh
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Kuro-chan
rolls back in
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Kuro-chan
hears a ComputerTech
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ComputerTech
wiggles
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phonekait
coughs
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ComputerTech
hands foxy a cup of tea
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ComputerTech
hands phonekait a cup of yea
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deadly
phonekait stfu
[03:13:05]
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phonekait
sneezes on deadly
[03:13:23]
phonekait
Alcohol isn't good for Paxil.
[03:13:34]
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ComputerTech
hands phonekait a non alcoholic magners
[03:13:36]
tr
[S] <@phish> its what they clean hospitals with
[03:13:42]
phonekait
Yeah I want you....to stfu and die in a fire.
[03:14:23]
phonekait
I don't do sparkling drinks
[03:14:30]
phonekait
They make my throat itch
[03:14:36]
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ComputerTech
hands phonekait a glass of orange juice
[03:14:46]
tr
[S] <@phish> you're pretty high maintenance huh phonekait
[03:15:05]
phonekait
Orange gives me GI issues.
[03:15:05]
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ComputerTech
hands phonekait a glass of water
[03:15:14]
tr
[S] <@phish> fish fuck in that stuff you know
[03:15:18]
tr
[S] <@phish> disgusting
[03:18:07]
phonekait
I usually drink water, flavored water, sprite zero, or milk here and there. Occasionally I'll have a hot cocoa.
[03:19:00]
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ComputerTech
sips water
[03:19:40]
tr
[S] <@phish> sick fucks
[03:21:32]
phonekait
I do like apple juice sometimes.
[03:21:50]
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Kuro-chan
sets out cheesecake slices
[03:21:53]
ComputerTech
you ever tried non alcoholic magn3rs?
[03:22:15]
phonekait
I wasn't a fan of sparkling cider