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[08:11:10] h4 !bang

[08:11:13] h4 take thisone instead

[10:00:37] h4 Gentoo: don't call deadly bloat

[10:00:51] h4 just because he looks like he drowned

[10:01:00] h4 oh

[10:01:03] h4 but deadly too, right?

[10:41:54] h4 Chiester: did you just chase the dick away?

[10:41:56] h4 ...

[10:41:57] h4 jfc

[10:41:59] h4 brb

[11:14:11] h4 you too Saphir

[11:14:14] h4 since nobody answered you :D

[11:14:46] h4 she did not moo at you, right?

[11:14:54] h4 nice

[11:15:07] h4 impressing ladies with damage :D

[11:15:20] h4 wonder if women are impressed by scars

[11:15:40] h4 102.904 what jmjl

[11:15:41] h4 ?

[11:15:42] h4 potatoesß

[11:15:43] h4 ?

[11:15:49] h4 lol Mikoolo

[11:15:52] h4 not emo scars

[11:16:11] h4 i got a huge scar on my shin

[11:16:15] h4 from an axe

[11:16:24] h4 i am only partly to blame for that one

[11:16:26] h4 does that count?

[11:16:33] h4 i mean it was somewhat self-inflicted

[11:16:49] h4 i also got a scar on my lip

[11:17:02] h4 which was an accident but really my fault too

[11:17:06] h4 i could have anticipated the damage

[11:18:07] h4 do inner scars count too?

[11:18:11] h4 *internal

[11:18:26] h4 Syndus_: poor bat

[11:18:51] h4 i heard a lot of serial killers hit their head as childs

[11:18:59] h4 you were always a little sus phonekait

[11:19:26] h4 so Syndus_

[11:19:32] h4 was it you that told me to play starfield?

[11:19:39] h4 i actually like it

[11:19:49] h4 somewhat weird framedrops in between especially indoors

[11:33:28] h4 we all are

[14:30:08] h4 lol assuming active directory was good because microsoft created it instead of using existing solutions

[14:32:31] h4 sorry

[14:32:34] h4 meant microsoft exchange

[14:32:38] h4 not ad :D

[14:35:07] h4 !bang

[15:21:18] h4 !shop 16 wez

[15:21:21] h4 !bang

[15:21:23] h4 !bang

[15:21:25] h4 !reload

[15:21:25] h4 !bang

[15:21:27] h4 !bang

[15:22:48] h4 i wonder if ComputerTech has improved dickhunt so i can sabotage people over the relay

[15:22:49] h4 i bet not

[15:22:52] h4 !shop 16 phish

[15:22:57] h4 what a surprise!

[15:23:16] h4 that goes great with

[15:23:18] h4 !shop 1 h4

[15:23:24] h4 m268b yourself!

[15:37:32] h4 :D

[15:39:41] h4 i identify as a racecar

[15:39:45] h4 keep going

[15:43:34] h4 wez: that is highly offensive

[15:43:38] h4 you don't ask a racecar that!

[15:48:15] h4 what is going on here?

[15:48:25] h4 no catcalling!

[15:49:19] h4 foxy: s/tr/n/

[15:49:21] h4 foxy please

[15:49:59] h4 dyne a mite

[15:50:30] h4 whathappened?

[15:50:35] h4 who is doing that?

[15:50:45] h4 peer pressure

[15:50:46] h4 they all did it

[15:50:56] h4 i was afraid they'd call me chicken

[15:50:58] h4 or Audi

[15:51:00] h4 or something lame

[15:51:37] h4 ComputerTech: s/hi/heil/

[15:51:39] h4 ct please

[15:51:59] h4 tr: s/high fives/circle jerks/

[15:52:06] h4 can i join?

[15:52:28] h4 hold it

[15:52:32] h4 gotta clean the engine

[16:02:13] h4 he does not need food

[16:02:15] h4 he got Magners

[16:02:46] h4 wtf did you just call me?

[16:02:59] h4 ComputerTech ist so ein Pimmelkopf

[16:11:18] h4 wez if you are gonna wet me

[16:11:22] h4 at least put on your bikini

[16:11:26] h4 and soap me

[16:11:32] h4 !shop 16 ComputerTech

[16:11:33] h4 !shop 16 dyne

[16:11:58] h4 don't look at me like i just stole the dick you were sucking

[16:12:18] h4 another unemployed

[16:12:19] h4 great

[16:13:24] h4 ComputerTech really has a hard on for unemployed people

[16:13:40] h4 as someone who only got a job because mommy and daddy run a company

[16:13:46] h4 he knows what it's like to be unemployed

[16:14:11] h4 shocked you didn't know about it before :O

[16:14:27] h4 if only you had touched C and used gdb

[16:15:03] h4 being aware of a thing called debuggers outside of an ide

[16:15:12] h4 is not something you magically find out in your 30s

[16:29:42] h4 who is this GayLORD?

[16:30:04] h4 ComputerTech: s/vim/gay/

[16:30:07] h4 i heard that

[16:32:39] h4 where did you find this idiot ComputerTech?

[16:32:45] h4 and how do you manage to find ever more idiots?

[16:32:54] h4 i believe there are enough in here already

[16:33:15] h4 ye i did

[16:33:28] h4 oh i'm sorry

[16:33:32] h4 is your bad english my fault now?

[16:34:01] h4 ComputerTech: s/MAGIC/sucking dicks/

[16:34:06] h4 ah goddamn it

[16:35:00] h4 dyne: i blame ComputerTech

[16:35:06] h4 he gives great blowjobs

[16:35:15] h4 also i wouldn't call myself gay

[16:35:21] h4 just because i enjoy blowjobs from all genders

[16:35:24] h4 as long as they are good

[16:35:39] h4 kot: true but your opinion is worthless

[16:37:37] h4 ComputerTech: harsh words coming from a virgin

[16:37:46] h4 you must know a lot of women

[16:38:09] h4 logically all women are like that

[16:38:23] h4 especially all women who don't succumb to irish sandwichmakers

[17:17:23] h4 !bang

[17:56:03] h4 am I glad that Zack isn't a complete idiot

[17:56:45] h4 if it were only math

[17:58:11] h4 quality > quantity though

[17:58:21] h4 you are weak ComputerTech

[17:58:50] h4 you are probably the typical copy & pasta

[18:02:55] h4 Syndus_: which games?

[18:03:01] h4 skyrim is outplayed by now

[18:03:05] h4 so is mass effect 3

[18:03:37] h4 oh

[18:15:00] h4 but?

[18:15:35] h4 i just had to agree to infiltrate the crimson fleet

[18:15:46] h4 was that because i had contraband or is that happening regardless?

[18:41:29] h4 Mikoolo: yea, space skyrim :P

[18:50:51] h4 stfu ComputerTech

[18:53:49] h4 why was i invited?

[18:54:04] h4 guilty conscience?

[18:54:15] h4 yeah open it up

[18:54:16] h4 here comes the dick

[18:54:32] h4 oh you enjoy that

[18:54:33] h4 i can already tell

[18:55:43] h4 (≖ ᴗ ≖ ) ɪ ᴀᴍ SUCKING ʏᴏᴜ

[18:55:47] h4 gay

[18:56:36] h4 :O

[18:56:47] h4 i am just so sorry about that

[18:56:51] h4 i have no idea how that happened

[18:56:53] h4 beats me

[18:56:58] h4 oh no

[18:57:05] h4 you made me do it!!

[18:57:16] h4 gay

[19:01:00] h4 ComputerTech: wdym "no laughing"?

[19:01:05] h4 so he did say something wrong??

[19:03:14] h4 guess he is

[19:03:18] h4 i'm not gay and have not been disconnected

[19:08:31] h4 Null_Anonymous: you probably got connected to the one operated by ComputerTech

[19:08:34] h4 failures are to be expected

[19:10:15] h4 triple a is onto you

[19:10:21] h4 caplink: you meant ComputerTech, right?

[19:21:19] h4 can'T you just stay on your little potato-sheep-island over there?

[19:21:22] h4 stop invading europe

[19:21:28] h4 with your inferior blood

[19:21:45] h4 i can tell

[19:21:58] h4 don't you dare touch a european woman

[19:22:09] h4 oh okay, the chances of that are nonexistent

[19:22:14] h4 doxy?

[19:22:36] h4 oh fuck no

[19:22:42] h4 i see ugly people every day

[19:22:47] h4 i don't meet those voluntarily

[19:24:18] h4 ComputerTech is also on chatroulette

[19:24:21] h4 you can tell by the limited size

[19:25:03] h4 stop trying to get minors into videochat joshua!

[19:26:02] h4 who is this clown?

[19:26:31] h4 it was?

[19:26:33] h4 with that nick?

[19:26:36] h4 lol

[19:26:38] h4 sorry then :D

[19:26:44] h4 thought it was another reiteration of not

[19:26:46] h4 k

[19:31:23] h4 don't take it personally foxy

[19:31:31] h4 ComputerTech is just more interested in finding new males to voice chat with

[19:31:55] h4 he too needs love

[19:31:59] h4 and his parents can only provide so much

[19:32:02] h4 before it gets weird

[19:32:09] h4 and they are back at the hammering again

[19:32:45] h4 tell her how he is grooming other males online

[19:32:50] h4 and laughs about being called a sucker

[19:33:02] h4 and that business with his belgian lover

[19:33:07] h4 who seems to be 50+

[19:34:45] h4 he doesn't appear to be that old

[19:34:49] h4 talks like your average teenager

[19:35:02] h4 calling someone pedo is kinda rough

[19:35:16] h4 he is 44 for me

[19:35:17] h4 :D

[19:35:36] h4 chuchaleenus: the tor network was devleoped by him

[19:35:41] h4 foxy: i just appear so wise

[19:35:59] h4 his nick means The online rowdy

[19:36:00] h4 TOR

[19:36:38] h4 foxy: that's unfair

[19:36:47] h4 TorS at least doesn't pretend to be something he isn't

[19:42:33] h4 don't lol me

[19:42:36] h4 what is wrong with you?

[19:44:15] h4 wow getting hated by poul...

[19:44:20] h4 how far you have fallen

[19:58:47] h4 .yt lamb of god condemn the hive

[20:09:54] h4 is that the same thing papa roach sang?

[20:17:37] h4 !bang

[20:17:39] h4 Serion

[20:17:41] h4 you gay?

[20:17:54] h4 how about now?

[20:18:17] h4 Serion: s/n/nice/

[20:18:21] h4 so that's a yes

[20:18:23] h4 see foxy? Told you

[20:19:19] h4 warum was?

[20:19:25] h4 WARUM WAS!?

[20:19:40] h4 most gays are

[20:19:55] h4 he just said he is

[20:19:59] h4 he wasn't

[20:20:02] h4 but after my hug

[20:20:06] h4 he became gay like that

[20:20:19] h4 yes

[20:20:21] h4 such is my tragedy

[20:20:24] h4 i can turn men gay

[20:20:30] h4 that's the fucked up part

[20:20:32] h4 i am not

[20:20:39] h4 but i don't want that power to go to waste

[20:21:53] h4 weird

[20:21:55] h4 it's 22:21

[20:22:20] h4 you timezone is not accepted

[20:22:52] h4 this will change

[20:22:58] h4 once germany has conquered europe again

[20:23:06] h4 all timezones shall start from Berlin

[20:23:25] h4 DG don't fight it

[20:23:29] h4 resistance is futile

[20:25:00] h4 exactly

[20:25:04] h4 Königsberg instead!

[20:25:09] h4 which shall be germany again

[20:25:27] h4 including everything that is between Königsberg and Berlin

[20:25:37] h4 absolutely

[20:26:15] h4 Syndus_: nice

[20:26:19] h4 care to share?

[20:26:44] h4 how am i a meat petty?

[20:26:48] h4 *patty

[20:27:00] h4 who is aggressive towards you?

[20:32:18] h4 did HelderHeid turn brown all of a sudden?

[20:33:50] h4 are you humming the Horst Wessel Lied right now HelderHeid?

[20:34:03] h4 oh, the Wolf 3D main theme, huh?

[20:34:06] h4 if only you knew!!

[20:36:53] h4 you can not

[20:36:59] h4 not if germany takes over again

[21:44:14] h4 ComputerTech: your face is messy

[21:49:42] h4 2/2 definetely has not been written by someone who hates that group of people

[21:50:13] h4 and what the hell is Intensivtä[ter]

[21:50:13] h4 ?

[21:50:22] h4 why is [ter] in brackets?

[21:50:50] h4 .u nafri /1

[21:51:15] h4 the fuck is that example?

[21:51:47] h4 .u Polizei

[21:51:58] h4 good point

[21:52:03] h4 .u ihnen

[21:52:13] h4 what?

[21:52:23] h4 .u ter

[21:52:39] h4 .u deine mudda

[21:53:02] h4 .u deine mudda /2

[21:53:18] h4 the internet is so fucking stupid

[21:53:19] h4 it hurts

[21:53:37] h4 .u arschkrampe

[21:55:58] h4 dyne has to be stopped

[21:56:00] h4 !shop 14 dyne

[21:56:01] h4 !shop 15 dyne

[21:56:03] h4 !shop 16 dyne

[21:56:39] h4 rumour has it dyne is a major cunt

[21:57:47] h4 yeah Ahsoka just being herself again

[21:58:01] h4 nothing to see here

[22:10:30] h4 yeah this Saphir guy somewhat killed it

[22:13:42] h4 hey i don't control that austrian guy

[22:13:47] h4 you can blame me for the german stuff

[22:14:31] h4 shut up notk

[22:16:47] h4 in all fairness he listened to the shut up :D

[22:17:42] h4 quick, lets do him

[22:17:49] h4 i mean lets do something with him

[22:18:09] h4 foxy: you want the front of the back?

[22:18:13] h4 i will work the other side!

[22:18:41] h4 lets just send ComputerTech instead

[22:18:50] h4 i neither wanna suck nor fuck that side today :D

[22:19:23] h4 ComputerTech:

[22:19:24] h4 ComputerTech:

[22:19:26] h4 quickly

[22:19:30] h4 End3r doesn't have all day

[22:19:42] h4 oh, he is looking for dudes

[22:19:44] h4 good for him

[22:20:22] h4 $tell ComputerTech have fun at the club, i hope you find a charming young man for yourself

[22:20:40] h4 $tell ComputerTech don't forget protection though!!

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