Wednesday, September 6, 2023
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herald
rookie detected
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tr
[T] <~therock247uk> huh
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tr
[T] <~therock247uk> ComputerTech!
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tr
[T] <~therock247uk> <3
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Serion
im still fucking hot and sticky
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tr
[T] <~therock247uk> chilling
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tr
[T] <~therock247uk> you?
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ComputerTech
Serion, stop cumming over yourself then
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zaymington
joined #computertech
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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tr
[S] <@Aaron> !bang
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DuckHunt
aaron > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
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tr
[S] <@Aarons> !bang
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DuckHunt
aarons > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
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tr
[S] <@Aarons> .
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tr
[S] <@Aarons> !reload
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DuckHunt
aarons > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 1/4 | Chargers: 3/3
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tr
[S] <@Aarons> !bang
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DuckHunt
Frightened by so much noise, the duck fled. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`
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DuckHunt
aarons > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
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tr
[S] <@Aarons> !bang
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DuckHunt
aarons > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/4 | Chargers: 3/3
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tr
[S] <@Aarons> .///
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tr
[S] <@Aarons> !reload
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DuckHunt
aarons > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 2/3
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anon89
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foxy
the nerve of some idiots
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Syndus_
#buttsex for children's charity support
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foxy
that sounded so pedoish
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Rizon
set mode +v MonkeySays
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MonkeySays
joined #computertech
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Kuro-chan
sounds like something someone up here would try to start :/
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LimitServ
set mode +l 243
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Serion
whos startingshit
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Serion
Kuro-chan> sounds like something someone up here would try to start :/
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Serion
who is starting shit
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Serion
ill tump them out
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Serion
ive been drinking stella
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Serion
ive got a vest on
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Serion
cmon illl spark ye clean out yacunt
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ComputerTech
pets Serion
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Serion
so patronising
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socraticDev
pets Serion
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tr
[S] * @Aarons farts
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HelderHeid
sticks a traffic cone on Serion's head
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ComputerTech
hands HelderHeid a Guinness
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Serion
hahah you seen the guy who goes around with a traffic cone and barks through it at people
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Oden
joined #computertech
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ComputerTech
wonders if it's the same one
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Kuro-chan
headpats ComputerTech o/
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ComputerTech
picks Kuro-chan uo
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ComputerTech
scritches behind Kuro-chan's ears
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Kuro-chan
crosses eyes and purrs intensely
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ComputerTech
hands Kuro-chan an organic biscuit
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Kuro-chan
nomnoms
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socraticDev
thank you ComputerTech for making my friend le Kuro-chan happy
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foxy
looks like a batman nick
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Kuro-chan
is a cat, now?
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ChanStat
(ChanRank): Channel rank for #icetestroom is 2 out of 206 with a score of 60915.
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ComputerTech
slaps Adam
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ComputerTech
protects Kuro-chan
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Syndus_
Trunks: Mr Popo, what do you know about furries?! Popo: Too much, I made them! IM NOT SORRY BUT I AM DEEPLY ASHAMED!
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Syndus_
Something I'm listening to
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foxy
takes out the 9mm
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Dr_DICK
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Rizon
[Dr_DICK] "With great meat comes great responsibility" - Hank Hill
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Rizon
set mode +ao Dr_DICK Dr_DICK
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Rizon
set mode +ao Yuuki Yuuki
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Yuuki
joined #computertech
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Kuro-chan
ComputerTech: candy keeps asking for unban
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Rizon
set mode -b *!*@Rizon-7C784637.singnet.com.sg
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candy^^
joined #computertech
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esjay
>sweating at 62f
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LimitServ
set mode +l 245
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esjay
pussy boy
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ComputerTech
esjay, not because of the temperature
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esjay
.k ComputerTech
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heisenburgler
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Dr_DICK
Do you have a fever?
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Dr_DICK
Have you drank your daily beer?
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foxy
ofc he did
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Kuro-chan
rubs up along ComputerTech's right leg
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ComputerTech
pets Kuro-chan
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Dr_DICK
You must be taking too much horse cock then
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Dr_DICK
.yt no cock like horse cock
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candy^^
Computertech still awake
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ComputerTech
don't you dare quote that mistake Dr_DICK
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ComputerTech
shakes fist
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Dr_DICK
I can't tell which part is the mistake
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Dr_DICK
You must be the mistake
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Dr_DICK
Just ask your parents
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Internets
:: YouTube Car with giant bull as passenger pulled over by Nebraska police :: (01:23) :: Views 6,435,138 :: Rating [+] 60,449 likes [+] 60,449 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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[7666]
joined #computertech
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Peorth
slaps [7666] around with a large trout
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
foxy > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 9.086s, which makes you a total of 916 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [16 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt
foxy > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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foxy
40 seconds
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Kuro-chan
the duck belongs to no one!
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herald
pat pat Kuro-chan
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Kuro-chan
leans into pattings
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ComputerTech
hands Kuro-chan the real duck
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Kuro-chan
names the duck "Arthur_3"
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foxy
sounds better
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foxy
albert had blonde hair and blue eyes
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candy^^
Take care computertech , kuro-chan and foxy god bless u always !
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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foxy
oh candy^^ was here
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DuckHunt
foxy > Missed. [missed: -5 xp]
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DuckHunt
foxy > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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DuckHunt
foxy > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 8.522s, which makes you a total of 917 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [16 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt
foxy > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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Syndus_
JESUS WANTS A HUUUG
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
Peorth > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 6.557s, which makes you a total of 409 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt
Peorth > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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ComputerTech
quacks at Peorth
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m0n
just enabled ipv6 for a few of our dmz firewalls
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m0n
ddin't cause an outage
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Syndus_
Soccer ball head
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m0n
rip united airlines
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m0n
thx for asking :)
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Syndus_
Is it normal for your foreskin to smell like red cabbage and stetson?
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Syndus_
I'm asking for a friend
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m0n
not unless it smells like kimchee
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Syndus_
Smells boiled. I...mean he said it smells boiled
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m0n
I wouldn't worry unless it's drippy
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Syndus_
Muff cabbage isn't real, right guys? I mean, it can't really hurt you, right?
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m0n
then maybe see a urologist
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Syndus_
Snookie is a fairy tale made to scare chilren
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Syndus_
Chef, what would a priest want to stick up my butt?.......goodbye
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Syndus_
Lol I miss Issac Hayes
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whi5kas
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m0n
hey whi5kas
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Rizon
set mode +v fobby
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fobby
joined #computertech
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Syndus_
Have you ever ridden virgin?
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fobby
ComputerTech: <3
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fobby
I've ridden many virgins
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Syndus_
Lol I was getting to that
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LimitServ
set mode +l 247
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Syndus_
Cell: "Immah yell at you guys so much! I'm so mayyyyuuud!" xD lol I'm laughing irl, i want to see someone dub that over like a Hitler speech or something
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whi5kas
why are you smiling O_O
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m0n
I smile to show endearment
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whi5kas
don't talk me, i hate you
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m0n
you got it
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whi5kas
evewyone is sleeping
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caplink
shh you're making noise
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m0n
punishable by 30yrs in the electric chair
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m0n
low voltage
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caplink
I go by the Medieval standards.
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caplink
put em on the wheel
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whi5kas
behead me and i shall grow another head
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whi5kas
what am i, a plant???
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m0n
gawd damn starfish
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Angel
[wikipedia] Starfish regeneration | "Starfish, or sea stars, are radially symmetrical, star-shaped organisms of the phylum Echinodermata and the class Asteroidea. Aside from their distinguished shape, starfish are most recognized for their remarkable ability to regenerate, or regrow, arms and, in some cases, entire bodies. While most species require the central body to be intact in order to regenerate arms, a few tropical species […]"
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caplink
I didn't know starfish can type.
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m0n
times are changing son
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whi5kas
aliens, vampires, werewolves even cats use the internet nowadays
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powermail
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deadly
im on the yayo as we speak
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whi5kas
i need me a yoyo
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whi5kas
>It is an ancient toy with proof of existence since 500 BCE.
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Angel
[wikipedia] Yo-yo | "A yo-yo (also spelled yoyo) is a toy consisting of an axle connected to two disks, and a string looped around the axle, similar to a spool. It is an ancient toy with proof of existence since 500 BCE. The yo-yo was also called a bandalore in the 17th century.It is played by holding the free end of the string known as the handle (by inserting one finger—usually the middle or ring finger—into a slip knot), […]"
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wez
yay deadly is here! He'll sort it out!
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wez
whi5kas!!!!!11111
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G-h0st
joined #computertech
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deadly
im going bed soon lol
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G-h0st
something really good happened today guys
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whi5kas
deadly, weak, go to sleep -_-
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whi5kas
G-h0st, what is it
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G-h0st
i got two teeth removed :D . im back on the path to dentures
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deadly
im having a beer or 2 more
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whi5kas
G-h0st, how was the anesthesia
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G-h0st
for free . i found a volunteer based dentist place, they didnt use it. local anesteatic
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G-h0st
and barely that lol
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G-h0st
my first 14 werent bad cuz i had the good drugs
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G-h0st
these last few are going to be a doozy rofl. sup tech
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G-h0st
i already feel better though, they gave me a few tylenol 4's and im doing dabs real soft
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deadly
ComputerTech, go bed faggot
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ComputerTech
set mode +v G-h0st
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wez
deadly: <3
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wez
How are you pal deadly ?
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deadly
ive been pub tonight
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wez
deadly: WOOOOOOOO!!!! Nice work! I am proud of you.
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deadly
from 4 til 9
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deadly
i got 4 in the pump lol
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deadly
11 quid for 4 pints
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G-h0st
the bar nexxt to me has cheap drinks but i drank like 5 rum and cokes in about an hour yesterday
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deadly
fuck off Serion
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Serion
absolutely fair
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wez
G-h0st: Was it Australian Bundaberg rum?
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Serion
js i could deffo spark u rite out ya cunt
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Serion
swear on me mam
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Serion
square go like
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deadly
meet me irl fam lol
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Serion
genuinely jks aside id probs ask you for a cuddle. I hate violence
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Serion
to which youd call mea faggot
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Serion
then idbe like ahh.
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deadly
violence is never the answer
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m0n
stfu deadly before I put you over my knee and spank you like the child you are
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Serion
/kick m0n dont talk about daddy this way
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deadly
m0n id smack ur head in
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m0n
you need discipline
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Serion
deadly is so hard he doesnt speak english
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Serion
he speaks angression
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Serion
lol deadly same
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deadly
i can handle myself
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Serion
shoe size 14
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Serion
awww! you lil ballerina!
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deadly
you an americunt
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Serion
I met someone who had size 6feet
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Serion
and he was 6ft 7"
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deadly
i don't believe you lol
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Serion
okaymaybe he was6ft 4 or 5
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Serion
genuine size 6
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deadly
6ft 7 with size 6 feet lol
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Serion
taller than me
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
Serion > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/4 | Chargers: 3/3
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DuckHunt
Harzilein > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find a ducks detector ! You will be warned by a notice when the next duck soars.
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DuckHunt
Harzilein > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 5.975s, which makes you a total of 27 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt
Serion > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 2/3
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deadly
im going bed soon
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wez
drinks loads of water!
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wez
s/drinks/drink/
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Angel
wez meant to say: drink loads of water!
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wez
You don't want a headache due to dehydration
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whi5kas
deadly, sweet dreams
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deadly
not going bed yet bro
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whi5kas
sniffs deadly's beer
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ComputerTech
you dare call Serion an American? :O
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Serion
deadly, if wedid coke together
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Serion
what would we talk about
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Serion
ComputerTech, its fine, although low i can take it
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Serion
welsh however
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deadly
got 2 beers left
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deadly
smoking now lol
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G-h0st
watching the wire eating mashed taters
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Serion
#https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=1467266654127839&set=gm.2251774508345205&idorvanity=253864931469516
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deadly
finished the smoke lol
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Serion
>call police and describe it poorly over phone
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[itchyjunk]
might smoke a lil and head to bed :)
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Serion
also what is it wiith you stoners broadcasting how much you smoke
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Serion
just doyour drug and shut up
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Serion
"all about me"
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whi5kas
boys smoke, girls vape
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Serion
actually which directly translated means fertilizer in Persian
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Internets
:: YouTube Batman DESTROYS the Justice League with FACTS and LOGIC :: (01:29) :: Views 11,849,643 :: Rating [+] 671,875 likes [+] 671,875 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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Kuro-chan
Well, at least I'm not falling asleep at my chair
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G-h0st
watching scary movie on stream rofl
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phonekait
I fell asleep on my work chair earlier. While I was working.
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phonekait
Then again, I have Covid.
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
phonekait > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
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DuckHunt
phonekait > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 3/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt
phonekait > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 3/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt
phonekait > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 16.441s, which makes you a total of 12 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt
phonekait > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 2/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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whi5kas
phonekait, get well
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DuckHunt
[Duck Hunt] Purchasable items: 1- Extra bullet (7 xp) | 2- Extra clip (20 xp) | 3- AP ammo (15 xp) | 4- Explosive ammo (25 xp) | 5- Repurchase confiscated gun (40 xp) | 6- Grease (8 xp) | 7- Sight (6 xp) | 8- Infrared detector (15 xp) | 9- Silencer (5 xp) | 10- Four-leaf clover (13 xp) | 11- Sunglasses (5 xp) | 12- Spare clothes (7 xp) | 13- Brush for gun (7 xp) | 14- Mirror
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DuckHunt
(7 xp) | 15- Handful of sand (7 xp) | 16- Water bucket (10 xp) | 17- Sabotage (14 xp) | 18- Life insurance (10 xp) | 19- Liability insurance (5 xp) | 20- Decoy (80 xp) | 21- Piece of bread (50 xp) | 22- Ducks detector (50 xp) | 23- Mechanical duck (50 xp) | Syntax: !shop [id [target]]
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Kuro-chan
sets treats beside phonekait
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whi5kas
eats Kuro-chan 's treats
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whi5kas
sowwy, im really hungwy
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wez
gives whi5kas a fillet of cured and smoked salmon
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Syndus_
changed topic to: Welcome to #computertech || 🍑𓂸
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Peorth
changed topic to: 🍆
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whi5kas
wez, not today fbi
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wez
whi5kas: ?
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Syndus_
changed topic to: 🍆 ╰(‵□′)╯🪓ヾ(≧▽≦*)
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wez
No FBI here
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wez
I am Australian, so it would be ASIO :P