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Saturday, September 9, 2023
[05:18:49] Mikoolo Morning.
[05:22:00] Mikoolo Just to be contrary I hope you a bad night, Aaron.
[05:25:53] Mikoolo Hey.
[05:26:04] Mikoolo I said bad night not a horrible night, Aaron.
[05:26:23] Mikoolo No need to get evil on me when rude just works fine :(
[05:37:01] Mikoolo No ganstas here.
[05:37:20] Mikoolo gangastas*
[05:37:27] Mikoolo I ain't kidding, ertz.
[05:37:32] Mikoolo No gangstas.
[05:37:41] Mikoolo Ever seen a gangsta use irc?
[05:37:46] Mikoolo A real one that ain't pretending?
[05:38:46] Mikoolo Who?
[05:39:16] Mikoolo irish666 you're the biggest fenian IRA member in here and not a gangsta.
[05:39:32] Mikoolo ertz the fact that you can't name anyone tells me you have not seen a gangsta use irc.
[05:40:09] Mikoolo Oh yeah I sent you the ar-180 firing pins on the mail irish666.
[05:40:38] Mikoolo senpaii, it's a online gangsta like DPR if you know that retard.
[05:41:04] Mikoolo He even attacked his mum for entering his room, irish666.
[05:41:10] Mikoolo His room in his parents house.
[05:41:28] Mikoolo Want the long or short story, ertz?
[05:41:37] Mikoolo About where I am from.
[05:41:41] Mikoolo Ah
[05:41:43] Mikoolo Sweden.
[05:42:32] Mikoolo My eye is being a bit more runny than usual right now :(
[05:42:46] Mikoolo I'll blame it on the cold/sore throat.
[05:43:33] Mikoolo Didn't work.
[05:44:23] Mikoolo About a hour to the first eyedrops of the day :(
[05:45:21] Mikoolo Can't see shit even before the eyedrops on the afflicted eye, irish666.
[05:45:43] Mikoolo I'm blind on that eye, remember?
[05:46:14] Mikoolo Don't know right now, ertz. Been hospitalized for a couple of weeks so I ain't up to date regarding news.
[05:46:47] Mikoolo Sure senpaii.
[05:46:59] Mikoolo no
[05:47:04] Mikoolo I got my glasses on.
[05:47:09] Mikoolo I taped the damaged lense.
[05:48:08] Mikoolo It's gone.
[05:49:19] Mikoolo NiniGeo2 I've seen that pic before. Iirc it's common in areas that experience large annual flooding.
[05:50:13] Mikoolo No irish666.
[05:50:42] Mikoolo inb4 cali
[05:51:54] Mikoolo irish666, name one state where you got drinkable tapwater.
[05:52:19] Mikoolo Theres no state named PA Philly. You fail, ertz.
[05:52:36] Mikoolo What does your dad have to do with this?
[05:53:26] Mikoolo Nice
[05:53:50] Mikoolo I and big bro are planning on going to Islay in the future, irish666.
[05:54:47] Mikoolo ertz watch out for ICE.
[05:55:15] Mikoolo Then I'll call ICE to get to your place, ertz.
[05:55:25] Mikoolo They'll put you in a nice detention center.
[05:55:51] Mikoolo They will when I tell them you're mexican and did a michael jackson.
[05:56:53] Mikoolo Pro-tip: Have a piece of sandpaper ready when using superglue.
[05:58:14] Mikoolo I'm going to get benefits without working, ertz.
[05:58:16] Mikoolo In sweden.
[05:58:50] Mikoolo It's better in sweden, ertz.
[05:59:15] Mikoolo I'll brag some more now.
[05:59:49] Mikoolo A bot connected to a duckfarmer at a undisclosed location, senpaii.
[06:00:04] Mikoolo Whenever a duck dies from !bang the duckfarmer beheads a real duck.
[06:00:17] Mikoolo And sends it off to the local farmers market.
[06:00:48] Mikoolo kot ComputerTech is the duck banger.
[06:00:56] Mikoolo And he ain't responsible for DuckHunt.
[06:01:07] Mikoolo Hi hungry.
[06:01:09] Mikoolo I'm Mikoolo.
[06:01:35] Mikoolo You should be russian for the kitchen, irish666.
[06:02:36] Mikoolo Why=
[06:02:38] Mikoolo ?
[06:03:44] Mikoolo Theres worse stuff that people have survived and managed to get unscatched from at the same level as I, irish666.
[06:04:18] Mikoolo My brain piercing is small compared to some.
[06:04:52] Mikoolo Depends on the person.
[06:04:56] Mikoolo Some might be in 9999
[06:05:18] Mikoolo Does it matter?
[06:05:22] Mikoolo I'm here after all.
[06:06:18] Mikoolo Was it "How to fake being tech savvy!" written by Colby, senpaii?
[06:07:07] Mikoolo May I watch you drink the half pound of food?
[06:07:52] Mikoolo I can tell you about my first experience pooping at the ICU, irish666.
[06:07:55] Mikoolo In exchange.
[06:08:20] Mikoolo Or the time when they cleaned my body while laying in bed.
[06:09:39] Mikoolo I'll do that when I found it, senpaii.
[06:11:01] Mikoolo Fuck irish666.
[06:11:08] Mikoolo I fucking hated the catheter bag.
[06:11:16] Mikoolo Hut to get the tube in.
[06:11:19] Mikoolo hurt*
[06:11:28] Mikoolo Hurt to wake up in the morning with morning wood.
[06:11:33] Mikoolo Hurt to have it pulled out.
[06:12:22] Mikoolo But mine was never above my penis in height, irish666.
[06:12:45] Mikoolo Atleast not upsidedown.
[06:26:37] Mikoolo I have considered getting a ducky, Kuro-chan.
[06:28:05] Mikoolo Here look at this yellow ducky Kuro-chan https://cdn.inet.se/product/1600x900/6102720_10.png
[06:29:20] Mikoolo Also been considering getting a varmilo.
[06:29:23] Mikoolo The enter key, Kuro-chan.
[06:31:07] Mikoolo \g when the pet groomer loses her mind.
[07:59:37] Mikoolo May I petition to ban all italians from rizon?
[08:03:49] Mikoolo Would such a petition be taken seriously by services or would they give me a temporary ban for wasting their time?
[09:12:49] Mikoolo Removed the paper tape and put in plastic tape now.
[09:13:14] Mikoolo So took this pic of the lense.
[09:16:27] Mikoolo I'm also up.
[09:16:34] Mikoolo But thats because it's almost noon here.
[09:18:26] Mikoolo ComputerTech. I'm putting you in my will. You'll inherit my eyeglasses.
[09:18:36] Mikoolo \g will inherit the metal bit in my brain.
[09:36:25] Mikoolo Hope I get a nice amount regarding insurance money.
[09:40:00] Mikoolo Fuck me my right pupil is expanded af.
[09:40:06] Mikoolo As if I was tripping balls.
[09:46:44] Mikoolo I learned the easy way that flamboyant was not a gasoline fire floating on water.
[11:52:41] Mikoolo irish666 never if my voice turns female like that guys.
[12:28:15] Mikoolo Why would I call you irish666?
[12:28:20] Mikoolo I don't call anyone.
[12:28:56] Mikoolo Oh, telephone sex doesn't count.
[12:29:03] Mikoolo :>
[14:07:17] Mikoolo Frogorg good news.
[14:07:26] Mikoolo I found a dumle special flavour.
[14:07:30] Mikoolo Dumle Fudge
[14:07:48] Mikoolo Dumle Winter Edition has also hit the markets.
[14:09:13] Mikoolo It has flavours such as Gingerbread and Candycane.
[14:21:09] Mikoolo What do you want back jmjl?
[14:22:23] Mikoolo Frogorg, Dumle Fudge ain't chewy as regular dumle.
[14:29:14] Mikoolo You can always go on holiday to a different resort, updog.
[14:30:12] Mikoolo .kb mib_s30wzp bye
[14:30:18] Mikoolo good job ComputerTech
[14:31:18] Mikoolo Had to do it the hard way.
[14:31:20] Mikoolo Hi Dr_DICK.
[14:31:24] Mikoolo Whats up?
[14:31:57] Mikoolo Sitting and farting after having the first pizza in freedom.
[14:32:24] Mikoolo Doubt that.
[14:32:27] Mikoolo I've had smellier.
[14:32:30] Mikoolo A lot smellier.
[14:33:03] Mikoolo Smelliest fart I've had made my little brother gag.
[14:34:22] Mikoolo Looks like a freudian slip.
[14:35:58] Mikoolo 25 minutes until eyedrops :(
[14:36:15] Mikoolo No
[14:36:23] Mikoolo Just annoying to drop.
[14:36:32] Mikoolo I use a make up mirror.
[14:36:48] Mikoolo Sometimes it's like the london blitz.
[14:37:09] Mikoolo Yee
[14:37:26] Mikoolo I even got stitches on the eyeball itself.
[14:37:35] Mikoolo And a piece of the cornea removed.
[14:37:49] Mikoolo And a bandage plastic lense stitched to the eyeball.
[14:38:04] Mikoolo Even got silicone implants in the form of silicone oil injected into the eye.
[14:38:38] Mikoolo And if I close my left eye and pretend it's the one thats gone people think my expanded pupil is a sign of me tripping balls.
[14:38:52] Mikoolo It's bigger than a tea saucer.
[14:39:35] Mikoolo Yee
[14:51:11] Mikoolo Hope my doctor books me a room at the patient hotel.
[14:51:24] Mikoolo Or I will fucking have to travel for almost 10 hours.
[14:51:27] Mikoolo Back and forth.
[14:51:34] Mikoolo And be home almost at midnight.
[15:13:53] Mikoolo Did SIS give you a visit for the AR-180 firing pins I sent you irish666?
[15:14:42] Mikoolo As if they are in FailTech on Rizon.
[15:16:55] Mikoolo imma take a nap or sleep
[15:16:56] Mikoolo bbl
[15:17:13] Mikoolo Being constantly tired is my forte atm.
[19:10:02] Mikoolo <+Frogorg> he'll see "$tell <nick>" I did indeed
[19:21:01] Mikoolo I just requested a new vhost.
[19:21:36] Mikoolo Fuck
[19:21:44] Mikoolo I don't have one.
[19:22:13] Mikoolo Can I blame Syndus_, h4?
[19:22:44] Mikoolo .msg memoserv del 1
[19:22:58] Mikoolo Yee
[19:23:00] Mikoolo And personality.
[19:23:14] Mikoolo It's your fault Syndus_
[19:23:43] Mikoolo :D
[19:23:55] Mikoolo Do you like my new vhost h4?
[19:26:51] Mikoolo h4 Mikoolo (Flask@I.Got.Xray.Proof.That.I.Have.Something.In.My.Head) joins #computertech
[19:27:37] Mikoolo You shame your nick, Clive_Rosfield. You have a human like nick but you write like a bot.
[19:28:45] Mikoolo Worse. It's a imaginary character much like the mexican wrestler Hesus.
[19:29:21] Mikoolo I spelled Mikoolio wrong many fucking years ago and didn't notice it, Clive_Rosfield.
[19:29:32] Mikoolo I was a fan of a hip hop musician back then.
[19:29:51] Mikoolo This one Clive_Rosfield https://youtu.be/vVTw0Qq3slw
[19:30:44] Mikoolo Yee
[19:31:02] Mikoolo I've had epic vhosts through the decade I've been on rizon.
[19:31:19] Mikoolo My favourite is "A.Good.Friend.Keeps.You.Company.While.You.Poop"
[19:31:44] Mikoolo It's also something dogs would do.
[19:31:50] Mikoolo And expects you to do while on a walk.
[19:56:32] Mikoolo Don't bet on your bowling performance unless you're betting on losing, tomba4032.
[20:09:36] Mikoolo I want to see someone catch balls in bowling, tomba4032.
[20:09:51] Mikoolo :>
[20:16:43] Mikoolo Erm
[20:17:34] Mikoolo Yeah.
[20:17:39] Mikoolo 50 year old freeze dried cheesecake.
[20:19:36] Mikoolo It's fully cooked!
[20:20:24] Mikoolo Cooked cheesecake, Kuro-chan https://i.imgur.com/oBpmlN1.gif
[20:20:35] Mikoolo Fully cooked even :D
[20:21:33] Mikoolo Is it just me or does fully cooked sound wrong when it comes to cheesecake? I don't remember any heating being part of the instructions.
[20:22:01] Mikoolo Ah
[20:22:14] Mikoolo We have a cheesecake in sweden thats more savory.
[20:22:26] Mikoolo And completely different from the US Cheesecake.
[20:23:09] Mikoolo Ostkaka, ost meaning "cheese" and kaka meaning "cake" in Swedish, also known as Swedish cheesecake or Swedish curd cake, is a Swedish dessert that has its roots in two different parts of Sweden, Hälsingland and Småland, though there are some differences between ostkaka from Hälsingland resembling halloumi in texture,[1] and the soft-grained ostkaka from Småland.[
[20:27:17] Mikoolo No thanks. No alcohol until I'm done with my nimodipine, \g.
[20:28:21] Mikoolo That explains why he's been so silent recently.
[20:28:36] Mikoolo Too drunk to lift his hands.
[20:29:16] Mikoolo ComputerTech you drunk alkie. I'm alcohol free since august 14th!
[20:29:19] Mikoolo Beat it!
[20:29:22] Mikoolo WEAKLING!
[20:29:41] Mikoolo Tho mine ain't voluntary so I don't know if it should count.
[20:29:55] Mikoolo You're german and hate me and ComputerTech almost equaly, you can decide for me if it counts, h4.
[20:33:17] Mikoolo Because he's closer?
[20:33:28] Mikoolo .cc distance between ireland and germany
[20:33:39] Mikoolo .cc distance between sweden and germany
[20:34:00] Mikoolo .cc distance between Lulea and hamburg, germany
[20:34:11] Mikoolo Much closer.
[20:34:51] Mikoolo .cc distance between Lulea and hamburg, germany, metric
[20:34:58] Mikoolo .cc distance between Lulea and hamburg, germany in metric
[20:35:14] Mikoolo yay
[20:35:19] Mikoolo Cussing works!
[20:35:45] Mikoolo .cc distance between Lulea and hamburg, germany in fucking kelometers
[20:36:03] Mikoolo Thats a funny way of spelling wasted, ComputerTech.
[20:37:04] Mikoolo The local farmers appreciate ComputerTech, h4. They don't need to pay for shepherds or get guard dogs.
[20:37:17] Mikoolo ComputerTech guards the sheep for free while inseminating them.
[20:37:35] Mikoolo It's a win/win scenario.
[20:37:53] Mikoolo Who cares about the sheep? Except ComputerTech ofc.
[20:38:02] Mikoolo They don't count, unless you ask ComputerTech.
[20:38:25] Mikoolo Indeed.
[20:38:41] Mikoolo Is it?
[20:38:55] Mikoolo Hope you have a decent nights sleep, irish666.
[20:39:22] Mikoolo Can I sleep with my blind eye open, irish666?
[20:39:29] Mikoolo :<
[20:39:41] Mikoolo I bet irish666 sleeps with his brown eye open.
[20:39:49] Mikoolo Do not touch me.
[20:40:31] Mikoolo Using pee doesn
[20:40:33] Mikoolo 't count.
[20:41:19] Mikoolo He even lives in a dung heap, h4.
[20:41:40] Mikoolo .f
[20:41:56] Mikoolo Gonna go get a new x-ray on tuesday.
[20:42:09] Mikoolo Gonna go visit some old co-workers from a previous job on monday.
[20:42:17] Mikoolo Here or there, ComputerTech?
[20:42:47] Mikoolo Remember foxy. He touched me and didn't wash his hands inbetween.
[20:43:23] Mikoolo Thats what he's going to do right now, h4.
[20:43:35] Mikoolo He has some sheep to mount.
[20:44:37] Mikoolo Hello cutie.
[20:44:41] Mikoolo Do you come here often?
[20:45:13] Mikoolo Wheres my reward ComputerTech?
[20:45:26] Mikoolo :|
[20:45:34] Mikoolo So it's actualy a punishment.
[20:45:37] Mikoolo .t de en Ich habe schlimme Blähungen...
[20:45:59] Mikoolo So hitting on h4 is rewarded by getting hit on by ComputerTech.
[20:46:11] Mikoolo I do.
[20:46:26] Mikoolo For people hitting on h4, ComputerTech.
[20:48:23] Mikoolo h4 I have a proposal.
[20:48:35] Mikoolo h4 we need to spread Bud Spencer gifs and make them popular.
[20:49:11] Mikoolo h4 you can do this and just give me your silent approval https://i.imgur.com/VfvLLB0.gif
[20:52:15] Mikoolo Then I will be alone dancing my way to gif fame without crediting you h4. https://i.makeagif.com/media/6-12-2021/8nQ7TX.gif
[20:53:54] Mikoolo .t de en stiller Gesellschafter
[20:56:23] Mikoolo Fuck
[20:56:24] Mikoolo Bad news.
[20:56:31] Mikoolo I'm out of carborated apple juice.
[20:58:10] Mikoolo I recommend seeing a gummy doctor regarding those.
[21:01:05] Mikoolo MAGIC does it react to sheep?
[21:01:10] Mikoolo Or does it remain floppy?
[21:02:16] Mikoolo \g buy this and I'll come over and try it, if you allow me. https://youtu.be/Iuam0ZL6sBc
[21:08:44] Mikoolo That sounds horrible, MAGIC.
[21:08:56] Mikoolo A vegan icecream.
[21:09:27] Mikoolo I stopped at 8.
[21:09:32] Mikoolo I don't count kcal.
[21:09:49] Mikoolo Pointless thing to do.
[21:22:08] Mikoolo I heard it's the opposite Peorth.
[21:22:24] Mikoolo It also has the first printed UCS plaque.
[21:31:13] Mikoolo Nice
[21:31:20] Mikoolo Celebrating that Rico and Jackass left.
[21:31:38] Mikoolo :>
[21:31:52] Mikoolo o
[21:32:19] Mikoolo I should clock in to my bed tbh.
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