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[04:13:04] Mikoolo A morning.

[04:47:38] Mikoolo Prison?

[04:48:19] Mikoolo Ah hks, any relation to hkm?

[04:51:55] Mikoolo :>

[04:57:09] Mikoolo Also once again. Any relation to hkm, Hks?

[04:57:26] Mikoolo @seen hkm

[04:58:08] Mikoolo .quote search hkm

[04:59:43] Mikoolo They rarely do at the beginning, phonekait.

[05:00:46] Mikoolo That would have worked if this was a video chat. But since it's text based we can't see your cover, Hks.

[05:02:06] Mikoolo I've been on rizon long before ComputerTech even heard about irc.

[05:05:28] Mikoolo So, Hks. You're closing in on your 40's.

[05:05:37] Mikoolo Unless older.

[05:05:44] Mikoolo Same

[05:06:16] Mikoolo I turned 38 earlier this year :(

[05:06:52] Mikoolo I'll tell you how it feels on my 40th b-day phonekait.

[05:07:17] Mikoolo Congratulations!

[05:11:09] Mikoolo What about las vegas then? I'ts a bit more classy or so I've heard, phonekait.

[05:11:48] Mikoolo And Reno is on the bottom list afaik.

[05:12:57] Mikoolo ComputerTech is irish, having painted inside walls at the barn is classy for him, phonekait.

[05:27:19] Mikoolo ComputerTech. Don't change.

[05:27:42] Mikoolo You didn't deny my claim as usually.

[05:27:55] Mikoolo my statement*

[05:28:20] Mikoolo Sorry.

[05:28:32] Mikoolo Won't have any alcohol until I stopped my brain meds.

[05:29:20] Mikoolo Take these.

[05:29:22] Mikoolo Daily.

[05:30:04] Mikoolo .u ABD

[05:30:38] Mikoolo ComputerTech there Disulfiram would be of benefit for you.

[05:30:42] Mikoolo the*

[05:31:23] Mikoolo headache, respiratory difficulty, nausea, copious vomiting, sweating, thirst, chest pain, palpitation, dyspnea, hyperventilation, fast heart rate, low blood pressure, fainting, marked uneasiness, weakness, vertigo, blurred vision, and confusion.

[05:31:23] Mikoolo Disulfiram is a medication used to support the treatment of chronic alcoholism by producing an acute sensitivity to ethanol (drinking alcohol). Disulfiram works by inhibiting the enzyme aldehyde dehydrogenase, causing many of the effects of a hangover to be felt immediately following alcohol consumption. Disulfiram plus alcohol, even small amounts, produces flushing, throbbing in the head and neck, a throbbing

[05:33:43] Mikoolo Gonna have a nap before my 9 o'clock eyedrops.

[05:34:04] Mikoolo And I even woke up a hour and half ago.

[05:34:22] Mikoolo I know.

[05:34:24] Mikoolo It's a curse.

[05:35:36] Mikoolo You know the saying early bird gets the worm, ComputerTech?

[05:35:45] Mikoolo It's not true if the bird is lazy af like me.

[07:11:58] Mikoolo Second Morning.

[07:13:44] Mikoolo I had a meh dream, ComputerTech.

[07:14:02] Mikoolo I dreamt I only got 3000€ for my new BFF and loss of sight on my right eye.

[07:16:37] Mikoolo Stop touching people with your trotters, ComputerTech.

[07:17:07] Mikoolo Or hoofs if you prefer that word.

[07:17:36] Mikoolo Fine.

[07:17:58] Mikoolo I didn't want to take it this far but I will now have to report you to #services for sexual harassment, ComputerTech.

[07:18:17] Mikoolo You wanted to.

[07:18:23] Mikoolo And you implied you were going to.

[07:18:47] Mikoolo This was enough to cause stress from fear.

[07:18:53] Mikoolo Of sexual assault.

[07:19:02] Mikoolo .log

[07:19:20] Mikoolo "[07:17] Action: ComputerTech extends arm over to Mikoolo's area"

[07:20:00] Mikoolo Oh yeah

[07:20:02] Mikoolo Eye drops.

[07:21:57] Mikoolo Damn it hit humaneye!

[07:22:00] Mikoolo First try!

[07:22:21] Mikoolo I was about to write bullseye.

[07:27:24] Mikoolo Here ComputerTech https://youtu.be/PMnx2lpBPYI

[07:30:29] Mikoolo So did you enjoy the cute sounds, ComputerTech?

[07:30:44] Mikoolo So what did she sound like?

[07:31:35] Mikoolo Watame is a sheep after all.

[07:32:19] Mikoolo Here ComputerTech have the future of sheep https://youtu.be/WQO-aOdJLiw

[07:32:34] Mikoolo Look, 125 mil views.

[07:33:33] Mikoolo Does the video have too much sheep content for you ComputerTech?

[07:45:58] Mikoolo Where?

[07:46:55] Mikoolo Here Gentoo https://youtu.be/NBuA5UbaqoM

[07:51:43] Mikoolo My baby shot me down.

[07:52:33] Mikoolo I heard you got crabs, [itchyjunk].

[07:55:25] Mikoolo Not-A-Doctor fifel has given his professional diagnosis aswell.

[07:56:06] Mikoolo Ah

[07:56:16] Mikoolo So you're a doctor of giant enemy genital crabs.

[08:00:36] Mikoolo Hour until next set of eye drops.

[08:02:58] Mikoolo .t sv en fifel

[08:03:40] Mikoolo Ah

[08:03:44] Mikoolo .t sv en fiffel

[08:03:57] Mikoolo .t sv en jag hittade fiffel i din skatte uträkning

[08:04:48] Mikoolo Ain't mine.

[08:04:54] Mikoolo The only metal I got in my body is in my head.

[08:05:45] Mikoolo no no

[08:05:46] Mikoolo Here fifel https://i.imgur.com/TNLVCZu.jpg

[08:06:54] Mikoolo Indeed.

[08:07:01] Mikoolo I could turn into Tetsuo tho.

[08:54:28] Mikoolo Had a quick shower.

[08:55:07] Mikoolo Gentoo do !shop 5

[08:55:08] Mikoolo iirc

[08:55:14] Mikoolo That gets you your rifle back.

[08:55:29] Mikoolo Never heard of maahabarara can't spell it.

[08:56:03] Mikoolo It's a timer.

[08:56:12] Mikoolo Or someone does it manually.

[08:56:27] Mikoolo Or just buy it back without buggering anyone with rearm access.

[08:59:07] Mikoolo You're welcome.

[09:01:59] Mikoolo The day I can bypass Airport security without activating the metal detectors I'll smuggle in 100kg of dumle for you, Frogorg.

[09:02:51] Mikoolo But are they imported dumle?

[09:02:58] Mikoolo Imported illegal dumle.

[09:03:08] Mikoolo Without polish text on them.

[09:03:51] Mikoolo It has russian but no polish, Frogorg.

[09:04:36] Mikoolo It's in my journal.

[09:04:44] Mikoolo Also airport security won't affect me.

[09:04:53] Mikoolo Just MRI or strong magnetic fields.

[09:05:39] Mikoolo But I have to admit one thing Frogorg.

[09:06:02] Mikoolo I do have some dark thoughts about getting a neodymium magnet and see what happens if I make the metal bit wiggle around with it.

[09:06:21] Mikoolo I know.

[09:06:51] Mikoolo Or more noticable brain damage.

[09:07:00] Mikoolo And in best case, instant death.

[09:07:37] Mikoolo Eye doctor appointment tomorrow.

[09:07:44] Mikoolo xray appointment on tuesday.

[09:08:14] Mikoolo And then eye doctor appointment far far away on the 26th.

[09:08:28] Mikoolo Computer Xray something, Frogorg.

[09:08:54] Mikoolo Yeah CT.

[09:09:08] Mikoolo ^

[09:09:23] Mikoolo Also want to know something fun Frogorg?

[09:09:33] Mikoolo Can you prove that you got something in your head?

[09:09:35] Mikoolo I can.

[09:09:41] Mikoolo https://i.imgur.com/TNLVCZu.jpg

[09:09:43] Mikoolo Look.

[09:09:45] Mikoolo Medical proof.

[09:10:28] Mikoolo Oh yeah. I got to fly down south to Umeå and then fly back.

[09:12:38] Mikoolo Yeah

[09:12:39] Mikoolo .w

[09:12:44] Mikoolo That place, Frogorg.

[09:12:55] Mikoolo .cc distance between umea and lulea

[09:13:08] Mikoolo .cc 135.2 miles to kilometer

[09:13:25] Mikoolo And put it closer to the coast.

[09:14:26] Mikoolo .steam

[09:14:31] Mikoolo .steam -g

[09:14:41] Mikoolo I updated my steam avatar.

[09:14:47] Mikoolo https://steamcommunity.com/id/Mikoolo

[10:03:23] Mikoolo I think I can drink but I won't until I stopped taking the meds for my BFF in my brain.

[10:33:13] Mikoolo No fifel. I call the piece of metal wire stuck in my brain for my BFF.

[10:33:17] Mikoolo Best Friend Forever.

[10:33:55] Mikoolo Sure it sounds weird to call the thing that cost me my sight on my right eye for BFF.

[10:34:32] Mikoolo I call it that because I don't want it to turn into an enemy.

[10:34:41] Mikoolo And start an infection or a pus boil.

[10:39:37] Mikoolo Imagine if it came out on switch too, Frogorg.

[10:39:40] Mikoolo Like the first one.

[10:40:56] Mikoolo Not if they adapt the pc version to the consoles.

[10:41:03] Mikoolo Like they did with Witcher 3.

[10:41:07] Mikoolo And many other games.

[10:41:16] Mikoolo Regarding the switch versions ofc.

[10:42:08] Mikoolo Worse performance? Console like graphics?

[10:42:15] Mikoolo Shitty interface?

[10:42:27] Mikoolo 30fps cap?

[10:44:38] Mikoolo I see.

[10:44:53] Mikoolo But imo Frogorg. I don't find it accurate to blame consoles for thouse limits.

[10:45:02] Mikoolo Since it took 2 years for it to show up on consoles.

[10:45:15] Mikoolo 2015 on pc, 2017 on consoles.

[10:46:43] Mikoolo I can't see ducks, h4.

[10:46:55] Mikoolo I got DuckHunt on ignore.

[10:47:21] Mikoolo I did until they shot me in the eye.

[10:47:46] Mikoolo mhm

[10:47:56] Mikoolo With a tracking chip in my brain.

[10:48:22] Mikoolo Dude, we probably got PS4's in our prisons.

[10:49:46] Mikoolo It's not slaves. It's convicts being rehabilitated to civilian life through product manufacturing training.

[10:49:59] Mikoolo So they can contribute to society.

[10:50:04] Mikoolo And feel like they are worth something.

[11:03:11] Mikoolo No no no wez. It's practical workshop rehabilitation for factory jobs.

[11:03:20] Mikoolo For convicts.

[11:38:56] Mikoolo No no no.

[11:39:09] Mikoolo Rehabilitation back to being a productive member of society, HelderHeid.

[11:39:26] Mikoolo That S word is not a nice word.

[11:39:52] Mikoolo The african americans would take offense by it being used on white people.

[11:40:10] Mikoolo So the politically correct term is being used.

[11:41:53] Mikoolo I ain't making it a race thing.

[11:42:19] Mikoolo Yee, one statement.

[11:42:30] Mikoolo No futher arguments regarding it.

[11:42:36] Mikoolo Further*

[11:43:07] Mikoolo You're the one that wants to argue about it and thus making it into something more than an obvious joke, wez.

[11:44:02] Mikoolo My "rehab" has been a joke from the start.

[11:45:32] Mikoolo [13:38:37] <&HelderHeid> Mikoolo prison slavery as preparation for normal wage slavery? <.<

[11:45:32] Mikoolo [13:38:57] <&Mikoolo> No no no.

[11:45:32] Mikoolo [13:39:09] <&Mikoolo> Rehabilitation back to being a productive member of society, HelderHeid.

[11:45:49] Mikoolo [12:48:55] <&h4> you're not the US and turn prisoners into slaves

[11:45:49] Mikoolo [12:49:46] <&Mikoolo> It's not slaves. It's convicts being rehabilitated to civilian life through product manufacturing training.

[11:45:53] Mikoolo Even further back.

[11:46:25] Mikoolo Sounds too advanced.

[11:50:36] Mikoolo no

[11:51:30] Mikoolo In some countries yes, wez.

[11:51:58] Mikoolo But not in all cases in some countries.

[11:54:34] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/UA40uWi6a1w

[12:25:22] Mikoolo deadly lets go here if I'm in UK. https://youtu.be/ZuMvQytD1h0

[12:25:53] Mikoolo And send a group selfie to ComputerTech while we're eating it.

[12:45:20] Mikoolo 15 minutes to the 3rd set of eye drops.

[12:52:35] Mikoolo No

[13:12:28] Mikoolo Anyone want to replace me and go to my doctors visit tomorrow?

[13:18:20] Mikoolo Sure

[13:18:36] Mikoolo Just hold steady while I poke you in the right eye with this nail, updog.

[13:18:44] Mikoolo We gotta make it look convincing.

[13:19:04] Mikoolo Sorry. I can't do it.

[13:19:14] Mikoolo I'm an asshole. Not a mean sob.

[13:35:08] Mikoolo .cc days until november 3rd

[13:35:16] Mikoolo 54 days left.

[13:35:18] Mikoolo Until.

[13:35:21] Mikoolo Invincible Season 2.

[13:37:27] Mikoolo Please provide proof for this being a good morning, Number1Stunna.

[13:38:33] Mikoolo I did.

[13:38:41] Mikoolo Still need to see proof for your claims.

[13:40:36] Mikoolo Proof denied.

[14:18:28] Mikoolo See irish666. No one cares that you got a couple of AR-180's at your home or c4.

[15:33:31] Mikoolo ComputerTech ᶠᶸᶜᵏ♥ₛₕₑₑₚ

[15:37:11] Mikoolo Fuck.

[15:37:15] Mikoolo h4 lets go to texas https://youtu.be/22vg7yR8vEY

[15:38:00] Mikoolo Lets have a competition to see who gains the most weight while there.

[15:41:40] Mikoolo I got a tip h4.

[15:41:45] Mikoolo Get hospitalized.

[15:41:57] Mikoolo I lost 6kg while hospitalized.

[15:42:10] Mikoolo The hospital food was horrid.

[15:42:36] Mikoolo I asked the nurses on multiple occasions if they could take me to the one responsible for the food.

[15:43:13] Mikoolo If I was responsible for the hospital I would take the one responsible for the food behind the shed and shoot them at point blank range with a shotgun.

[15:43:39] Mikoolo Mum brought me pizza the second time she visited me.

[15:43:53] Mikoolo And big bro got me a double cheeseburger with sweet potato fries.

[15:44:00] Mikoolo HelderHeid because I ain't evil.

[15:45:07] Mikoolo Yes.

[15:45:10] Mikoolo The nurse he laughed.

[15:45:15] Mikoolo Ye

[15:45:19] Mikoolo We got male nurses here.

[15:45:38] Mikoolo Had 4 male nurses and 8 female nurses.

[15:45:42] Mikoolo I learned the names for all of em.

[15:46:14] Mikoolo lol no

[15:46:23] Mikoolo Mustafa, Leila, Diana, Sima.

[15:46:26] Mikoolo Are some, h4.

[15:46:47] Mikoolo Yeah I told her about what it was in finnish, Chiester.

[15:47:31] Mikoolo no

[15:51:04] Mikoolo HelderHeid and then they'll feel something prodding them in their asses.

[15:51:14] Mikoolo For their assumptions.

[15:51:37] Mikoolo .w

[15:51:42] Mikoolo .w london

[15:53:33] Mikoolo Frogorg. They got so long sentences because they have become part of Erdogans gay harem.

[15:53:42] Mikoolo They have to take turns to fuck Erdogan in the ass.

[15:54:18] Mikoolo But he doesn't want it to be known publicly because he's a proper upstanding citizen and muslim.

[15:54:35] Mikoolo But he enjoys getting it rough from his gay harem.

[15:54:59] Mikoolo Amirite h4?

[15:56:23] Mikoolo Oh yeah h4

[15:56:27] Mikoolo I bought RDR on the switch.

[15:56:37] Mikoolo Red Dead Redemption

[15:57:23] Mikoolo Yes

[15:57:33] Mikoolo Indeed it is.

[15:59:39] Mikoolo I think the heat treatment might have deactivated it.

[15:59:54] Mikoolo Thats better.

[16:00:22] Mikoolo Could super kill all the germ(s)ans in you, Frogorg.

[16:01:00] Mikoolo Did you see it phish?

[16:01:08] Mikoolo :>

[16:15:53] Mikoolo Ok

[16:15:56] Mikoolo Bye Aarons

[16:16:20] Mikoolo D:

[16:24:02] Mikoolo I'm stealing that one kot.

[16:24:13] Mikoolo Without giving credit to you.

[16:25:10] Mikoolo Here kot found a bot with a weather script that found it.

[16:25:11] Mikoolo Pee Pee Twp, Waverly, OH, United States - 12:24 PM EDT - Partially cloudy - Current temperature: 22.17C / 71.9F [Feels like: 22.17C / 71.9F]. Humidty: 75.8%. Visibility: 9.9 Miles / 15.93 KM. Winds blowing ↖ North West at 3.2 MPH/5.15 KMPH.

[16:28:04] Mikoolo .w dildo

[16:28:42] Mikoolo .w quit

[16:28:47] Mikoolo .w go away

[16:28:53] Mikoolo .w damage

[16:28:54] Mikoolo kk

[16:29:08] Mikoolo Damn. Russia is gay D:

[16:29:52] Mikoolo jmjl do !shop5

[16:30:01] Mikoolo iirc thats the buy back gun

[16:30:27] Mikoolo Nice

[16:30:42] Mikoolo Why not a duck enjoyer?

[16:30:55] Mikoolo Duck is imo tastier than chicken.

[16:31:59] Mikoolo BobbyDrake you should consider the nick BoobyDragon

[16:32:16] Mikoolo Or BoobDragon

[16:32:37] Mikoolo Get a medium sized bucket, Frogorg.

[16:32:54] Mikoolo I don't know.

[16:33:23] Mikoolo Small?

[16:33:35] Mikoolo chicken

[16:33:38] Mikoolo Deepfried chicken.

[17:22:06] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/Xsj36M3o0DQ hot

[17:35:54] Mikoolo \g https://youtu.be/R_hnqadLbnM

[17:38:26] Mikoolo Want a proper banger?

[17:52:35] Mikoolo I'll hold the camera while you fuck a tesla, whi5kas.

[17:52:53] Mikoolo Hi Hotties. Also please say hi to my BFF.

[17:53:08] Mikoolo Thank you Hotties.

[17:53:33] Mikoolo That position is already filled, whi5kas.

[17:53:58] Mikoolo Heres my bff, whi5kas https://i.imgur.com/TNLVCZu.jpg

[17:54:29] Mikoolo Come with me to my doctors appointments on monday and tuesday deadly.

[17:54:42] Mikoolo Eye checkup tomorrow and new x-rays on tuesday.

[17:55:19] Mikoolo I'll treat you to a cold beer and homemade meatballs, deadly.

[17:55:42] Mikoolo deadly

[17:56:03] Mikoolo But.

[17:56:06] Mikoolo I ain't black.

[17:57:22] Mikoolo I want a gf.

[17:57:29] Mikoolo Colour doesn't matter.

[17:59:07] Mikoolo I don't mind if it's a proper girl or a femboy deadly. As long as they are cute and like to recieve.

[18:00:34] Mikoolo A hour until my last eyedrops.

[18:00:40] Mikoolo I can take them now if I want to.

[18:00:57] Mikoolo last eyedrops of the day.

[18:02:15] Mikoolo enbie?

[18:03:28] Mikoolo Ah

[18:03:40] Mikoolo Hello Login the official CCCP representative.

[18:03:52] Mikoolo Say hi to Xijin Pingpong from me.

[18:34:27] Mikoolo I don't mind people speeding. I mind people overtaking other vehicles only to turn in a crossing right afterwards.

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