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[00:00:04] irish666 Wildting2 do you know anything about diamonds and china

[00:00:32] irish666 I have a friend who asked me about Chinese diamond terminology but I only dealt with it maybe 5-10 years ago

[00:00:52] irish666 Briks?

[00:01:14] irish666 Hmmm

[00:01:59] irish666 About 5 years ago I bought a diamond from china and I took it to a place and told me the clarity was perfect

[00:02:29] irish666 Right weight and etc, I think it can be a bit risky but not too crazy

[00:02:36] irish666 It’s just

[00:02:41] irish666 I forgot all the right words lol

[00:02:59] irish666 I don’t even remember what scale they use

[00:03:04] irish666 Thx

[00:03:18] irish666 I’ll have to do some digging

[00:03:39] irish666 Dinners ready?

[00:03:53] irish666 Thx

[00:04:09] irish666 Kuro and Syndus_ when are you two having a baking competition

[00:04:32] irish666 You win Kuro

[00:04:37] irish666 🏅

[00:04:57] irish666 Gordon Ramsey hits up Burger King

[00:05:01] irish666 After work

[00:05:03] irish666 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[00:05:21] irish666 McDonald’s is a pretty balanced food place

[00:05:32] irish666 The Big Mac is a work of art

[00:05:56] irish666 Fffs

[00:06:01] irish666 Terrible

[00:06:15] irish666 Hac

[00:06:34] irish666 Then how do you order

[00:06:48] irish666 Lol

[00:06:55] irish666 Too much

[00:07:01] irish666 You know they make a

[00:07:03] irish666 Uh

[00:07:11] irish666 Large Big Mac

[00:07:36] irish666 It’s xl size

[11:16:18] irish666 Morning Mikoolo

[11:16:55] irish666 Oi oi aussie mate

[11:16:57] irish666 I’m alright

[11:17:00] irish666 Could be better

[11:17:12] irish666 Could be In Australia in the sun on Bondi beach

[11:17:49] irish666 But I’m not! I’m in soggy England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[11:18:10] irish666 Oh

[11:18:36] irish666 London is suppose to be like Melbourne

[11:18:49] irish666 No idea how true that is

[11:19:56] irish666 That’s it

[11:19:59] irish666 Lol

[11:20:10] irish666 Yeah it’s suppose to rain the same

[11:21:30] irish666 https://youtu.be/zwzipug_VvU?si=86e3V2EBdVQUYXM2

[11:23:31] irish666 If this isn’t a picture of something inside of you

[11:23:36] irish666 Non sexually ofc

[11:23:40] irish666 I’m not interested

[11:24:01] irish666 You’re bloody pissing about with canned tuna and that sweet tea again aren’t ya

[11:24:12] irish666 You Nordick head

[11:24:49] irish666 Imagine talking or knowing Americans!

[11:25:05] irish666 Oh those poor custard creams

[11:25:19] irish666 I’ll tell you what

[11:25:47] irish666 This is more controversial than the Quran burnings

[11:26:20] irish666 Mikoolo they sell those in packet here for a serious low price

[11:26:25] irish666 Like 23 pence

[11:26:32] irish666 Idk what that is in dolphin money

[11:26:41] irish666 But it’s 23 away from zero

[11:26:57] irish666 Their gravy is basically cat sick

[11:27:03] irish666 It’s milk based

[11:27:08] irish666 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[11:27:17] irish666 I only do beef gravy cause I’m normal

[11:27:35] irish666 Yeah they’re weirdos mate

[11:27:38] irish666 They’re proper weirdos

[11:28:07] irish666 They don’t even use butter in sandwiches

[11:28:25] irish666 That’s why their stuff has mayo and all sorts of stuff

[11:28:31] irish666 It won’t say butter though

[11:28:39] irish666 And nobody there adds it

[11:29:39] irish666 I like making club sandwiches sometimes but it’s deffo //American night//

[11:30:08] irish666 I try going meat free, mostly after a huge psychedelic experience but after like

[11:30:25] irish666 2 months I keep looking at my girlfriend like I’m going to cook her

[11:30:56] irish666 I thought cheese grew on chrees?

[11:32:12] irish666 Isn’t it?

[11:32:17] irish666 What about the freezer

[11:32:27] irish666 askin 4 a m8

[11:32:43] irish666 How do you fight off the craving for meat valware

[11:32:48] irish666 I start dreaming about it

[11:33:24] irish666 No I sorta go off and on meat randomly but it never lasts

[11:33:41] irish666 Yeah mushrooms is how I get by without it

[11:34:04] irish666 I drink loads of milk

[11:34:32] irish666 Im like

[11:34:43] irish666 Gaining powers from the magical cow

[11:35:01] irish666 I’m not drinking blood, I’m not a barbarian

[11:35:15] irish666 Romans were fussy about cheese too

[11:36:17] irish666 It’s because milk is great for it’s protein to calorie ratio and it’s full of vitamins

[11:36:25] irish666 It’s a good base for a lot

[11:36:33] irish666 Plus it tastes good

[11:37:24] irish666 Does it sooth the stomach like milk

[11:37:38] irish666 Milk is really good for saving teeth also

[11:38:04] irish666 If your teeth get knocked out and you leave it in milk, the nerves and everything can still be alive for about 45m-2 hrs

[11:38:13] irish666 I did that once

[11:38:40] irish666 Valware the USA boils their milk to death so they only know that weird watery one

[11:38:59] irish666 It’s bleach white there too

[11:39:02] irish666 Not cream colour

[11:39:18] irish666 It’s white as paper

[11:39:25] irish666 Lol

[11:39:35] irish666 Lol

[11:39:54] irish666 My favourite animal to eat is probably lamb

[11:40:02] irish666 But it’s so fussy

[11:40:34] irish666 My girlfriend doesn’t eat meat

[11:40:51] irish666 She doesn’t like it lol

[11:41:20] irish666 She’ll eat cheese until the cows, goats and whatever the hell comes home though

[11:42:45] irish666 Lol nah thank god I didn’t even think of that problem

[11:43:04] irish666 I bought her LA TAR, it was a 35/35/35 of cow, sheep and goats cheese …

[11:43:20] irish666 Then I finally got her some Fr*nch rotten cheese and that’s when she finally admitted defeat

[11:43:28] irish666 I out cheesed her

[11:44:13] irish666 I cooked Stilton and broccoli soup and it was… an experience

[11:44:21] irish666 A smelly smelly experience

[11:44:42] irish666 It’s not called snowdonia anymore you racist pig

[11:44:56] irish666 It’s now called some welsh bollocks officially

[11:45:03] irish666 lol I can’t spell it

[11:45:13] irish666 Lol no it looks terrible

[11:45:28] irish666 Yr Wyddfa and Eryri

[11:45:51] irish666 https://youtu.be/qWTtHQ1ZUTo?si=MPMDNm8zACKzhZVa

[11:46:18] irish666 Oh wait this is the pronouncing YouTube channel that got into shit for being terrible

[11:46:19] irish666 Lol

[11:47:11] irish666 Isn’t it like Red Leicester

[11:47:15] irish666 Mikooolo

[11:49:47] irish666 I’m there

[11:49:55] irish666 🏄‍♂️

[11:50:11] irish666 Mikoolo

[11:50:34] irish666 Do lul hotels have saunas

[11:51:21] irish666 Yeah but imagine being d*tch or recognising Deutschland

[11:51:38] irish666 :P

[11:52:37] irish666 No I wanted to see the northern lights and go to a proper sauna and walk around in the snow after

[11:52:57] irish666 And maybe something to do with reindeers

[11:52:58] irish666 Also

[11:53:13] irish666 Valware, mikoolo eats fucking reindeer cheese

[11:53:28] irish666 Oh

[11:53:41] irish666 I thought you did

[11:54:06] irish666 !Bang

[11:54:28] irish666 Well I thought you had reindeer jerky with reindeer cheese on some crackers for lunch

[11:55:16] irish666 Reindeer paste

[11:55:44] irish666 Those were reasonable assumptions

[12:50:33] irish666 Germany was having trouble, what a sad sad story

[12:50:45] irish666 Needed a new leader to restore its former glory

[12:50:54] irish666 Where oh where was he, where could that man be?

[12:51:05] irish666 We looked around, and then we found, the man for you and me

[12:51:22] irish666 And now it’s…

[12:51:37] irish666 Probably come out looking like mao

[12:51:45] irish666 Like all babies innit

[12:51:50] irish666 Look a bit Chinese wildting2

[12:53:50] irish666 You can tell by his accent

[13:06:36] irish666 Are you really 8%

[13:06:40] irish666 Nice!

[13:06:51] irish666 I’m stupidly high

[13:07:07] irish666 I think 20% more than you

[13:07:09] irish666 :(

[13:24:46] irish666 I’m made of 70% Evian

[13:25:31] irish666 Gday cube

[13:25:36] irish666 Cunt🫶🏻*

[13:26:12] irish666 No I use Evian

[13:26:28] irish666 I have a pipe connected to the alps so I can bath in it

[13:26:40] irish666 My girlfriend hates Evian

[13:26:41] irish666 She says

[13:26:44] irish666 It’s nothing water

[13:26:47] irish666 It tastes of nothing

[13:26:53] irish666 You’re buying nothing

[13:26:59] irish666 It’s not refreshing !

[13:27:22] irish666 What does she know, bloody woman ;-;

[13:27:37] irish666 It does have a taste of soft nice Fr*nce

[13:28:05] irish666 Well

[13:28:10] irish666 Dansaninfucked uo here

[13:37:18] irish666 Sorry I was

[13:37:20] irish666 Walking foxy

[13:37:30] irish666 So desani famously fucked up here

[13:37:35] irish666 They didn’t know the market well

[13:37:52] irish666 And they advertised a spring which was used in a comedy years ago about being full of pollution

[13:38:11] irish666 The comedy had a wheeler dealer fake the spring and it tap water

[13:38:29] irish666 So when we saw desani using it, people would make jokes until it didn’t sell

[13:38:36] irish666 Tom Scott did a video on it mikoolo

[13:39:03] irish666 It’s only fools and horses

[13:39:06] irish666 Gold episode

[13:39:08] irish666 https://youtu.be/wD79NZroV88?si=0ZjRZyAy5fjHtzTm

[13:39:14] irish666 I like only fools

[13:39:19] irish666 Food!nn!n!nn!!n!n!

[13:45:38] irish666 https://youtube.com/shorts/dsb52qxRDA4?si=RBjPXKl8kHQ3FQZ3 mikoolo

[13:54:26] irish666 Yeah

[13:54:41] irish666 That’s me

[13:55:33] irish666 https://i.redd.it/y6kc2a9saznb1.png

[14:10:12] irish666 That’s what I did

[14:10:49] irish666 Yesterday I had a delivery guy shouting at me… and I thought to myself… what would an American say… and I abused that bastard

[14:11:03] irish666 It’s not abuse she just bruises easily!

[14:11:45] irish666 I’m really kind and wholesome and nice

[14:12:20] irish666 Did you see the Mexican aliens?

[14:12:50] irish666 https://i.imgur.com/GK7yanw.jpg

[14:12:55] irish666 MRIs

[14:14:35] irish666 Well it’s weird but

[14:14:38] irish666 They did tests on it

[14:14:46] irish666 It’s 3% homosapien i think

[14:14:50] irish666 Idk let me show you

[14:15:09] irish666 https://reddit.com/r/genetics/s/nC30JTe6RE

[14:15:16] irish666 This is the genetics subreddit

[14:15:39] irish666 The Mexican government released a 4 hour long committee video with aliens in it

[14:15:47] irish666 And genetics testing on it

[14:15:57] irish666 https://i.imgur.com/yeBJF8X.jpg

[14:16:00] irish666 So far anyway

[14:16:15] irish666 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[14:19:40] irish666 Well if you listen to weird whispers

[14:20:40] irish666 They say that evangelism is the religion of the Air Force and and some top brass think there’s a spiritual connection with the UAPs

[14:21:07] irish666 Sounds like nonsense until you start watching the money flow

[14:21:31] irish666 https://ffrf.org/component/k2/item/13195-evangelicalism-is-the-official-religion-of-the-air-force-academy

[14:23:00] irish666 https://www.newsweek.com/trump-evangelicals-god-prayer-air-force-secret-christian-online-ministry-1070772

[14:27:36] irish666 That was my duck!

[14:29:29] irish666 https://www.iaras.org/iaras/filedownloads/ijbb/2021/021-0007(2021).pdf

[14:29:40] irish666 🤔

[14:38:46] irish666 Dragon I think most on the market are like that

[14:39:42] irish666 Yes

[14:39:44] irish666 Lots are

[14:40:07] irish666 One plus one is, ASUs, pixel

[14:40:15] irish666 Nothing phone

[14:40:22] irish666 Rog phone

[14:40:32] irish666 HTC desire

[14:40:46] irish666 Motorola g82

[14:41:44] irish666 Pixel 6a

[14:43:53] irish666 Also it’s bad for the environment

[14:44:52] irish666 iPhones plan is to be wireless and it now has twice the amount of junk before the switchover

[14:45:11] irish666 Lightening and usb c in the trash when it could have just been lightening

[14:45:49] irish666 It did what it was suppose to do, charge your phone and some data but yeah slow

[14:46:36] irish666 Not so much dying but being killed

[17:30:14] irish666 Hi

[17:31:53] irish666 They’ll fire like a dream right at the RUC

[17:32:18] irish666 🫡

[17:34:29] irish666 You know the Black and Tans

[17:34:43] irish666 They were extremely PTSD ridden

[17:35:01] irish666 Yeah

[17:38:01] irish666 Do you know this man

[17:38:03] irish666 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Éamon_de_Valera

[17:38:34] irish666 Irish american

[17:39:13] irish666 American citizenship stopped his execution I think

[17:40:06] irish666 I got in trouble in school once

[17:40:15] irish666 And once questioned by police because I had a book called

[17:40:19] irish666 the green flag

[17:41:40] irish666 https://i.imgur.com/Ha52snx.jpg

[17:46:25] irish666 It’s just nationalistic history mikoolo and pov

[17:46:38] irish666 Good English

[17:46:46] irish666 Fewer 💪🏻

[17:47:11] irish666 Wot

[17:47:26] irish666 It’ll be good missing teeth if ur not careful

[17:49:26] irish666 Yeah

[17:49:41] irish666 I’m breaching the communications act 2003 because you’re a dick

[17:49:57] irish666 Typical

[17:50:11] irish666 💅🏻 well you started it

[17:51:51] irish666 Laptop?

[17:52:24] irish666 I did a laptop but not desktop

[18:37:34] irish666 I’m sorry but you’re really not following the framework

[18:37:44] irish666 🔫

[18:38:18] irish666 Ping pong table

[18:43:01] irish666 Just don’t go after women who even know what geek squad is ✅

[18:43:11] irish666 I mean just go*

[18:43:56] irish666 Uh oh

[18:44:45] irish666 Please avoid chats that constitute involvement (inducing, soliciting, cooperating, or abetting) in suicide.

[18:47:40] irish666 Dual psu

[18:48:19] irish666 With some sorta ups dedicated

[18:48:28] irish666 ^^

[18:48:43] irish666 Ehhh no

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