Wednesday, September 13, 2023
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ChanStat
(UserStats): (phonekait) Lines: 586 Words: 2,820 Letters: 16,002. Most active at 10:00 PM UTC. Most active channel #computertech. Quote: Well, at least those nuts are possible to see and find.
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irish666
Wildting2 do you know anything about diamonds and china
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wildting2
diamonds no, china sorta
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irish666
I have a friend who asked me about Chinese diamond terminology but I only dealt with it maybe 5-10 years ago
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wildting2
if u buy a diamond from china
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wildting2
it'll prob be from "Briks"
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wildting2
like all chinese knockoffs
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wildting2
off the top of my head w/o googling
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wildting2
i think it's shui jin in mandarin
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irish666
About 5 years ago I bought a diamond from china and I took it to a place and told me the clarity was perfect
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irish666
Right weight and etc, I think it can be a bit risky but not too crazy
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irish666
I forgot all the right words lol
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irish666
I don’t even remember what scale they use
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irish666
I’ll have to do some digging
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Kuro-chan
offers irish666 a shovel
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irish666
Kuro and Syndus_ when are you two having a baking competition
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Syndus_
I don't compete, I just do.
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Kuro-chan
I made meat pie for dinner
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Syndus_
Can I still go to mcdonald's after word
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wildting2
.t en zh-CHS i just sold your diamonds and bought a pig
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Internets
[t] [from en] 我刚刚卖掉了你的钻石，买了一头猪
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irish666
Gordon Ramsey hits up Burger King
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Syndus_
Haha no more like a track meet
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irish666
McDonald’s is a pretty balanced food place
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irish666
The Big Mac is a work of art
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wildting2
too bad Bing Translate dosn't do Gaelic
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Syndus_
Not the one in san francisco it's all shaky
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wildting2
i wanna try the Big Mac hack
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wildting2
don't use the kiosk or app
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irish666
Then how do you order
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wildting2
go up to the cashier and ask for a Big Mac with Quarter Pounder patties
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irish666
You know they make a
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Syndus_
✌️ ☮️ ✌️ ☮️ I will pay for my food with the gift of dong....
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Syndus_
Muderface played a solo with his ding
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Syndus_
Yeah, I'll pay dir my food with that
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Syndus_
Do you guys want to meet me on the harry potter server
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Syndus_
We're going to make fun of some first years
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Syndus_
....I'm kidding, I don't play that stuff
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Rizon
set mode +o wildting2
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Rizon
[wildting2] Please stop confusing P*tin and Poutine. One is a dangerous & unwholesome mix of greasy, lumpy & congealed ingredients, the other is a delicious food.
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Syndus_
Anyone want to help me steal Oprah's tits while she sleeps?
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Syndus_
I really don't like that woman lately.
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wildting2
oprah winfrey v. whoopi goldberg UFC
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Syndus_
Bring back celebrity death match but make it real
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Syndus_
That right there
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Syndus_
That was solved the debt crisis of the entire fucking world
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Syndus_
And also make a reality of the old Carlin imagined pay-per-view prison spectacular sponsored by Budweiser.
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Syndus_
You Fatima headed swiftly towards a stopy and future. I haven't arrived at yet. I want to at least be prepared.
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Syndus_
Sorry I meant to say if I am headed swiftly towards a distopian future. That I haven't arrived at yet. I want to at least be prepared when harrison ford shows up
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
n0ne` > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 8.993s, which makes you a total of 2 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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Trivia
Starting round of trivia. Questions: 3
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Trivia
1. Word Play : Unscramble ikcl?
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Trivia
Winner: Syndus_; Answer: lick; Time: 11.496s; Streak: 1; Points: 3; Total: 10
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Trivia
2. In what book is jean valjean?
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Trivia
Hint: les **********
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Trivia
Hint: les mis*******
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Trivia
Winner: Syndus_; Answer: les miserables; Time: 27.258s; Streak: 2; Points: 4; Total: 14
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Trivia
3. Which pop duo had a hit in 1983 with 'Club Tropicana'?
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Trivia
Winner: Syndus_; Answer: wham; Time: 15.922s; Streak: 3; Points: 9; Total: 23
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Trivia
Round of trivia complete. '.trivia [number]' to start playing again.
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Syndus_
6:22 PM <+ Trivia> Winner: Syndus_; Answer: wham; Time: 15.922s; Streak: 3
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Syndus_
My wham time is 16 seconds long and streaked 3 times
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Syndus_
Whatever the fuck that means
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
Syndus_ > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
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DuckHunt
Syndus_ > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 1mn42.119s, which makes you a total of 48 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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Dr_DICK
$tell Last night McDonalds fucked up and gave me a Quarter Pounder "Like a Mac" with mac sauce instead of the big mac I actually ordered, was pretty good.
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Angel
Dr_DICK: I'll pass that on when Last is around.
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Dr_DICK
$tell irish666 Last night McDonalds fucked up and gave me a Quarter Pounder "Like a Mac" with mac sauce instead of the big mac I actually ordered, was pretty good.
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Angel
Dr_DICK: I'll pass that on when irish666 is around.
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wildting2
yeah the big mac/quarter pounder hack
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wildting2
bruh i'm getting meat sweats just thinkin about it
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Peorth
myvzw = my verizon wireless, but yes
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Rizon
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[S] <@Aarons> foxy it's time
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Syndus_
Oodles of noodles
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Syndus_
I looove noooodles
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foxy
yes it was time for my delivery
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foxy
how did you know
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 4.424s, which makes you a total of 156 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt
foxy > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 5/5
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ComputerTech
runs
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DuckHunt
foxy > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 4/5
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foxy
he's not even on discord
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foxy
while he's rushig me
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foxy
ginger dick
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foxy
when he's mad
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ComputerTech
hands Kuro-chan a biscuit
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Ahsoka
nuzzles foxy's bosoms
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Kuro-chan
nibbles on biscuit, trying to avoid ComputerTech's hand
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foxy
thank you Ahsoka i needed that
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[S] <@phish> man i want a french dip
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ComputerTech
dw, my hands skin are tough due to that much work without gloves lol
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[S] <@phish> quit lying about working
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Internets
:: YouTube The New iPhone: iPhone 15 :: (01:44) :: Views 10,793 :: Rating [+] 3,284 likes [+] 3,284 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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ComputerTech
and i swear if phish makes my comment into gay, i will kick him
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\g
Uploaded 12 minutes ago
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foxy
that wasn't why he was avoiding your hands
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foxy
you don't wash them
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[S] <@phish> ^
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\g
Stop trying to have 8 conversations at the same time
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\g
punches CT
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foxy
kicked ComputerTech (here's your pat)
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Ahsoka
Everyone one knows ComputerTech fingers sheep 24/7
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Rizon
set mode -b ComputerTech!*@*
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Syndus_
Do you like Phil Collins?
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Rizon
set mode +qo ComputerTech ComputerTech
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\g
pats CT while continuing to punch him
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\g
lmao I forgot you got banned earlier
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ComputerTech
becomes confused
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\g
I think h4 did it
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foxy
damn i didn't know you were baned
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foxy
that's funny
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Ahsoka
Sheep are confused too
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[T] * ~Valware hide
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ComputerTech
pets Valware
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Internets
:: YouTube Mark Knopfler - Money For Nothing (The Prince's Trust Rock Gala 1988) :: (05:45) :: Views 308,798 :: Rating [+] 4,661 likes [+] 4,661 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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[T] <~Valware> quick, someone help me figure out the name of this guy
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[T] <~Valware> I keep seeing him on chinese social media
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[T] <~Valware> he's a guy, he was not overweight, and then now he's overweight because he ate for internet fame, and he cries all the time
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[S] <@Aarons> ComputerTech im not a dick
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ComputerTech
i don't know asian celebrities well lol
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[T] <~Valware> he's an american
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[S] <@Aarons> only one mondays
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[S] <@Aarons> on*
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[T] <~Valware> O.o
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[T] <~therock247uk> :o
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[T] <~Valware> he's an american who got shared on chinese social media
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[T] <~Valware> but he's internet famous apparently
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[T] <~therock247uk> ComputerTech!
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[T] <~therock247uk> 3<
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tr
[T] <~therock247uk> <3
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[T] <~therock247uk> chilling with a few beers the usual, you?
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ComputerTech
nm, chilling, thinking of going back on my laptop and doing some coding
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[S] <@phish> hes giving out rough handjobs
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[S] <@phish> with his big mechanic hands
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[T] <~Valware> I've only ever seen therock247uk 4 times, the first time was when he said multiple swhois lines are impossible, 2 times after that I reminded him that they are possible, and now again for the 4th time
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\g
Who would want such a handjob
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[S] <@phish> sheep
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[T] <~therock247uk> lol
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[T] <~Valware> therock247uk: multiple swhois lines are possible =]
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[T] <~therock247uk> ahhh
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ComputerTech
i'm working on a pastebin i'm making
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Rizon
set mode +h Clive_Rosfield
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Internets
:: YouTube every old guy fishing :: (01:52) :: Views 55,813 :: Rating [+] 7,200 likes [+] 7,200 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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[T] <~Valware> ComputerTech, do PHP and make an unrealircd admin panel plugin
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\g
Is it that hard to remember "A bad day of fishing is better than a good day at work"
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[T] <~Valware> PHP/JS
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set mode +h Zack
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[T] <~Valware> f, learn PHP, do what ComputerTech's doing
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[T] <~Valware> lol
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[T] <~Valware> plz thx
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[T] <~Valware> snoppy?
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[T] <~Valware> snoopy to guest to... snoppy
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ComputerTech
i'm using flask in python for the structure
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ComputerTech
then i have to use JavaScript because i'm lazy :D
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[T] <~Valware> 你有病吗
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ComputerTech
using python instead of html because i love python
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[S] <@snoppy> a friend long ago called me snoppy instead of snoopy
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ComputerTech
anyone who knocks python shall FACE MY WRAITH
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[T] <~Valware> python is shit
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[T] <~Valware> python is great!
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[T] * ~Valware runs
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ComputerTech
snuggles Valware
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[T] <~Valware> aaaaaaaaa
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[T] <~Valware> ;p
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foxy
i forgot what i'm learning
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[T] <~Valware> Atronomia
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Internets
:: YouTube Vicetone - Astronomia (with Tony Igy) :: (03:19) :: Views 281,964 :: Rating [+] 4,161 likes [+] 4,161 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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[S] <@phish> so wtf ComputerTech nick changes only shop up one way on the relay?
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[S] <@phish> what the fuck is the point of that
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[T] <~Valware> enjoy coding to it ;p
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ComputerTech
phish, it's too aide mt from this side
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\g
CT when are you going to teach me python
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\g
CT do you even own a computer
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ComputerTech
phish, it's too spammy from this side
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[T] <~Valware> what is \g anyway
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\g
Seems like you're always on a tablet
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[T] <~Valware> like \n but a gangsta
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\g
The fuck is \n
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[T] <~Valware> the fuck
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[T] <~Valware> \n is newline
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[T] <~Valware> :|
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[T] <~Valware> lol
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[T] <~Valware> Vagware
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[T] <~Valware> XD
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[T] <~Vagware> lets go
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\g
I thought you meant \n the person
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ComputerTech
jams to valware's music
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[T] <~Vagware> I'm jamming to the same song ComputerTech
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[T] <~Vagware> B-）
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[T] <~Vagware> dance with me
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ComputerTech
dances with valware
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\g
Did you guys hear about the cashapp outage
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\g
Folks were apparently able to exploit it
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[T] <~Valware> no, but cashapp gave me a notification that I had money but I didn't
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\g
Some withdrew tens of thousands of dollars
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[S] <@Dragon> rip
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\g
They were able to send themselves money
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\g
One dude has -$39,000 in his cashapp now lmao
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\g
Cuz cashapp cracked down and took all the money back
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[T] <~Valware> what sort of music do you like ComputerTech
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\g
Why don't you like recent music
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\g
don't be a hipster
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Internets
:: YouTube Alice Cooper - Poison :: (04:29) :: Views 279,756,795 :: Rating [+] 1,309,753 likes [+] 1,309,753 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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[T] <~Valware> 0 dislikes huh
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[T] <~Valware> how about now?!?!?
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[T] <~Valware> oh it doesn't...
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ComputerTech
YouTube removed the feature even from their api
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[T] <~Valware> you can thumbs down content
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ComputerTech
Valware, yes, but only the person who uploaded the video see's it
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[T] <~Valware> so what kind of ancient bot is this
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[T] <~Valware> I remember when they made a Big Bang Theory episode talking about this
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[S] <@phish> shouldn't send any nick changes imo CT
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[T] <~Valware> is rizon one of those where people can see your IP address
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[T] <~Valware> I don't think i've ever been on rizon
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[T] <~Valware> is it?
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ComputerTech
you spammed in #homescreen once for eskimo
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\g
.yt friday rebecca
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[T] <~Valware> ohhhhhhhhhhhh
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\g
wow 0 dislikes
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[T] <~Valware> omg yeah eskimo!
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[S] <@Dragon> lmao
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\g
it must be so good
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ComputerTech
I'll listen to those songs in a few, my ears sticky rn with my earbuds
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\g
Don't listen to the Friday ones
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[T] <~Valware> Rebecca Black - Friday is a cursed song
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[T] <~Valware> I read the story about it
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\g
This version is better
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\g
.yt friday brock
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[T] <~Valware> she got to make a song as a birthday present from her dad, and I think I read that they wrote the lyrics on the way to the studio
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[T] <~Valware> rich white girl who can't sing
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ComputerTech
this is why i dislike modern music :D
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[T] <~Valware> it's fryedaye fryedaye
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ComputerTech
pukes
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\g
IT'S FRY-DAY FRY-DAY
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\g
MY HAND IS A DOLPHIN
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\g
GET THE FUCK OVER HERE!
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[T] <~Valware> "gotta have my bowl"
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ComputerTech
bangs head off wall
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\g
Fuck you CT
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\g
There's plenty of good music
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ComputerTech
link me one good song from this year
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[T] <~Valware> her friends pull up in a car, 4 friends in a 5 seater, and she's all "which seat can I take"
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[T] <~Valware> THE ONE THAT IS EMPTY FOOL
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\g
This year hmmm
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ComputerTech
waits a week until g thinks of one
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kot
is CT one of those "born in the wrong generation" zoomers
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Internets
:: YouTube King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard - Gila Monster :: (04:49) :: Views 1,121,397 :: Rating [+] 36,046 likes [+] 36,046 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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[S] <@Dragon> GIZZY
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\g
All of these fucking songs
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\g
Fuck you CT
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[S] <@phish> except he goes out to clubs
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[S] <@phish> poser
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[S] <@Dragon> those poor seals
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Internets
:: YouTube TONES AND I - DANCE MONKEY (OFFICIAL VIDEO) :: (03:57) :: Views 2,048,953,107 :: Rating [+] 15,371,349 likes [+] 15,371,349 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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:: YouTube 夢のつづき :: (03:13) :: Views 62,880 :: Rating [+] 209 likes [+] 209 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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I should watch a movie tonight
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But what movie
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HMMMMMMMMMMMM
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[S] <@phish> asteroid city
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I don't use Youtube Music
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I use Spotify
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[S] <@phish> .imdb asteroid city
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Youtube music sucks
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best movie this year imo was transformers rotf
