IRC Driven

[01:04:23] tr [S] <@Aarons> foxy it's time

[01:14:36] tr [S] <@phish> man i want a french dip

[01:14:50] tr [S] <@phish> quit lying about working

[01:15:08] tr [S] <@phish> ^

[01:16:39] tr [T] * ~Valware hide

[01:18:09] tr [T] <~Valware> quick, someone help me figure out the name of this guy

[01:18:15] tr [T] <~Valware> I keep seeing him on chinese social media

[01:18:36] tr [T] <~Valware> he's a guy, he was not overweight, and then now he's overweight because he ate for internet fame, and he cries all the time

[01:18:38] tr [S] <@Aarons> ComputerTech im not a dick

[01:18:46] tr [T] <~Valware> he's an american

[01:18:48] tr [S] <@Aarons> only one mondays

[01:18:53] tr [S] <@Aarons> on*

[01:19:10] tr [T] <~Valware> O.o

[01:19:16] tr [T] <~therock247uk> :o

[01:19:24] tr [T] <~Valware> he's an american who got shared on chinese social media

[01:19:34] tr [T] <~Valware> but he's internet famous apparently

[01:19:38] tr [T] <~therock247uk> ComputerTech!

[01:19:39] tr [T] <~therock247uk> 3<

[01:19:41] tr [T] <~therock247uk> <3

[01:19:57] tr [T] <~therock247uk> chilling with a few beers the usual, you?

[01:20:11] tr [S] <@phish> hes giving out rough handjobs

[01:20:14] tr [S] <@phish> with his big mechanic hands

[01:20:21] tr [T] <~Valware> I've only ever seen therock247uk 4 times, the first time was when he said multiple swhois lines are impossible, 2 times after that I reminded him that they are possible, and now again for the 4th time

[01:20:43] tr [S] <@phish> sheep

[01:20:44] tr [T] <~therock247uk> lol

[01:20:45] tr [T] <~Valware> therock247uk: multiple swhois lines are possible =]

[01:20:52] tr [T] <~therock247uk> ahhh

[01:22:07] tr [T] <~Valware> ComputerTech, do PHP and make an unrealircd admin panel plugin

[01:22:16] tr [T] <~Valware> PHP/JS

[01:22:45] tr [T] <~Valware> https://github.com/unrealircd/unrealircd-webpanel-plugins

[01:22:56] tr [T] <~Valware> f, learn PHP, do what ComputerTech's doing

[01:22:57] tr [T] <~Valware> lol

[01:23:02] tr [T] <~Valware> plz thx

[01:23:40] tr [T] <~Valware> snoppy?

[01:23:52] tr [T] <~Valware> snoopy to guest to... snoppy

[01:24:10] tr [T] <~Valware> 你有病吗

[01:24:23] tr [S] <@snoppy> a friend long ago called me snoppy instead of snoopy

[01:24:39] tr [T] <~Valware> python is shit

[01:24:45] tr [T] <~Valware> python is great!

[01:24:46] tr [T] * ~Valware runs

[01:24:49] tr [T] <~Valware> aaaaaaaaa

[01:24:50] tr [T] <~Valware> ;p

[01:25:21] tr [T] <~Valware> Atronomia

[01:25:30] tr [T] <~Valware> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-UidYgpn2A

[01:25:39] tr [T] <~Valware> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-UidYgpn2A

[01:25:45] tr [S] <@phish> so wtf ComputerTech nick changes only shop up one way on the relay?

[01:25:59] tr [S] <@phish> what the fuck is the point of that

[01:26:35] tr [T] <~Valware> enjoy coding to it ;p

[01:27:16] tr [T] <~Valware> what is \g anyway

[01:27:21] tr [T] <~Valware> like \n but a gangsta

[01:27:36] tr [T] <~Valware> the fuck

[01:27:48] tr [T] <~Valware> \n is newline

[01:27:49] tr [T] <~Valware> :|

[01:27:58] tr [T] <~Valware> lol

[01:28:02] tr [T] <~Valware> Vagware

[01:28:03] tr [T] <~Valware> XD

[01:28:09] tr [T] <~Vagware> lets go

[01:28:53] tr [T] <~Vagware> I'm jamming to the same song ComputerTech

[01:28:58] tr [T] <~Vagware> B-）

[01:29:02] tr [T] <~Vagware> dance with me

[01:29:50] tr [T] <~Valware> no, but cashapp gave me a notification that I had money but I didn't

[01:30:02] tr [S] <@Dragon> rip

[01:31:32] tr [T] <~Valware> what sort of music do you like ComputerTech

[01:32:03] tr [T] <~Valware> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq4j1LtCdww

[01:32:36] tr [T] <~Valware> 0 dislikes huh

[01:32:46] tr [T] <~Valware> how about now?!?!?

[01:32:47] tr [T] <~Valware> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq4j1LtCdww

[01:32:52] tr [T] <~Valware> oh it doesn't...

[01:33:15] tr [T] <~Valware> you can thumbs down content

[01:33:39] tr [T] <~Valware> so what kind of ancient bot is this

[01:33:51] tr [T] <~Valware> I remember when they made a Big Bang Theory episode talking about this

[01:34:23] tr [S] <@phish> shouldn't send any nick changes imo CT

[01:34:30] tr [T] <~Valware> is rizon one of those where people can see your IP address

[01:34:56] tr [T] <~Valware> I don't think i've ever been on rizon

[01:35:04] tr [T] <~Valware> is it?

[01:35:18] tr [T] <~Valware> ohhhhhhhhhhhh

[01:35:22] tr [T] <~Valware> omg yeah eskimo!

[01:35:24] tr [S] <@Dragon> lmao

[01:36:22] tr [T] <~Valware> Rebecca Black - Friday is a cursed song

[01:36:35] tr [T] <~Valware> I read the story about it

[01:37:00] tr [T] <~Valware> she got to make a song as a birthday present from her dad, and I think I read that they wrote the lyrics on the way to the studio

[01:37:08] tr [T] <~Valware> rich white girl who can't sing

[01:37:19] tr [T] <~Valware> it's fryedaye fryedaye

[01:37:35] tr [T] <~Valware> "gotta have my bowl"

[01:38:10] tr [T] <~Valware> her friends pull up in a car, 4 friends in a 5 seater, and she's all "which seat can I take"

[01:38:18] tr [T] <~Valware> THE ONE THAT IS EMPTY FOOL

[01:42:37] tr [S] <@Dragon> GIZZY

[01:43:03] tr [S] <@phish> except he goes out to clubs

[01:43:21] tr [S] <@phish> poser

[01:43:21] tr [S] <@Dragon> those poor seals

[01:43:33] tr [T] <~Valware> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0hyYWKXF0Q

[01:44:50] tr [S] <@phish> asteroid city

[01:44:58] tr [S] <@phish> .imdb asteroid city

[01:45:57] tr [S] <@phish> i went torrents->last.fm->spotify

[01:48:31] tr [S] <@phish> i don't think theres any solo subscriptions anymore mine got transitioned to duo

[01:49:04] tr [S] <@phish> !bang

[01:49:06] tr [S] <@phish> !bang

[01:49:20] tr [S] <@phish> !bang

[01:49:21] tr [S] <@phish> !bang

[01:49:23] tr [S] <@phish> !bang

[01:49:26] tr [S] <@phish> bitch

[01:49:58] tr [S] <@phish> that-bitch.co.uk

[01:49:59] tr [T] <~Valware> I found that guy I was looking for lol

[01:50:09] tr [T] <~Valware> first result on google for "fat guy who cries"

[01:50:26] tr [T] <~Valware> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWRO1nLacMA

[01:51:32] tr [S] <@phish> oh i'm aware

[01:51:38] tr [T] <~Valware> I'm valware

[01:52:05] tr [T] <~Valware> well.

[01:52:06] tr [T] <~Valware> no weed.

[01:52:11] tr [T] <~Valware> time to scrape the fuck out of the grinder

[01:52:38] tr [T] <~Valware> lol pyooque

[01:52:42] tr [T] <~Valware> interesting way to spell puke

[01:53:01] tr [T] <~Valware> isn't there a recover command?

[01:53:22] tr [T] <~Valware> idk?

[01:53:27] tr [T] <~Valware> I can't remember rizon services

[01:53:53] tr [T] <~Valware> I only went on there to flood a few times apparently

[01:55:30] tr [T] <~Valware> Alice Eve looks offended by default

[01:55:57] tr [T] <~Valware> https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/40/Alice_Eve%2C_Men_in_Black_3%2C_2012.jpg

[01:56:15] tr [T] <~Valware> this facial expression says "why the FUCK are you taking a FUCKING photo of me?"

[01:56:31] tr [T] <~Valware> "I will kill you and your family"

[02:00:09] tr [T] <~Valware> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m50n4hqx1Ho

[02:00:14] tr [T] <~Valware> who remembers this classic

[02:01:50] tr [T] <~Valware> ComputerTech: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAYL5H46QnQ

[02:02:01] tr [T] <~Valware> foxy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAYL5H46QnQ

[02:02:17] tr [T] <~Valware> !shop

[02:02:34] tr [T] <~Valware> !shop 17

[02:02:43] tr [T] <~Valware> huh

[02:03:10] tr [T] <~Valware> oh do I need to sabotage someone?

[02:03:13] tr [T] <~Valware> which is the fake duck

[02:03:40] tr [T] <~Valware> !shop 23

[02:03:53] tr [T] * ~Valware is a tourist B-)

[02:04:50] tr [T] <~Valware> 你有病吗？

[02:04:57] tr [T] <~Valware> that's not lazy

[02:05:01] tr [T] <~Valware> you're a psychopath

[02:05:08] tr [T] <~Valware> who codes on a fucking touchscreen

[02:05:13] tr [T] <~Valware> do you hate happiness?

[02:05:34] tr [T] <~Valware> every time someone codes on a touchscreen, a fairy dies

[02:05:45] tr [T] <~Valware> ;p

[02:06:05] tr [S] <@Aarons> valware you suck

[02:06:14] tr [T] <~Valware> Aarons you sucks

[02:06:19] tr [S] <@Aarons> you duck

[02:06:24] tr [T] <~Valware> you puck

[02:07:03] tr [T] <~Valware> btw ComputerTech, it might be easier if you just get yourself a lil bluetooth keyboard ;p

[02:07:12] tr [T] <~Valware> easier for me to cope with your psychopathy I mean

[02:07:13] tr [T] <~Valware> D:

[02:07:13] tr [S] <@phish> or stop pretending to code in bed

[02:07:16] tr [T] <~Valware> lol

[02:08:13] tr [S] <@Aarons> foxy discord went blank

[02:10:02] tr [T] <~Valware> so go charge it

[02:10:11] tr [T] <~Valware> how can you code without feeling the keys under your fingers

[02:10:44] tr [T] <~Valware> 。）

[02:14:25] tr [T] <~Valware> =]

[02:14:28] tr [T] <~Valware> gotcha

[02:18:24] tr [T] <~Valware> I just banned someone on unreal supp0t ;(

[02:37:23] tr [S] <@phish> rip albinoblacksheep

[02:37:45] tr [S] <@phish> oh what its still a thing

[02:38:59] tr [S] <@phish> https://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/

[02:39:08] tr [S] <@phish> was the shit for flash shit back in the day

[02:45:05] tr [T] <~Valware> love your wife you will love your knife

[02:45:09] tr [T] <~Valware> no wait, that's not right is it

[02:45:19] tr [T] <~Valware> love your wife you will love your life

[02:45:27] tr [T] * ~Valware plays Bon Jovi - It's My Wife

[02:46:26] tr [T] <~Valware> Bon Jon Bovi XD

[02:46:51] tr [T] <~Valware> Syndus_， it's too late at night for me to be laughing this late

[02:55:03] tr [T] <~Valware> !shop 23

[02:55:18] tr [T] <~Valware> don't tell everyone else I'm not rich enough, fool

[02:55:28] tr [T] <~Valware> they don't need to know it didn't work, ssshhh

[02:55:38] tr [T] <~Valware> foxy

[02:56:47] tr [T] <~Valware> the employer?

[03:34:02] tr [T] <+ChanRank> (ChanRank): m0n is an idler or unknown...

[03:52:43] tr [S] <@phish> they just used the display iirc Zack

[10:44:57] tr [T] <~Valware> mmm microwaved fish

[10:46:17] tr [T] <~Valware> Mikoolo/rizon: I made biscuits and gravy https://i.imgur.com/1BZIr3n.jpeg

[10:47:23] tr [T] <~Valware> lol I think it's funny how americans say we mispronounce the 't' when they just straight up pronounce it as a 'd'

[10:47:27] tr [T] <~Valware> wadder

[10:47:51] tr [T] <~Valware> I've seen people literally type "the former or the ladder" because they themselves can't tell :(

[10:48:19] tr [T] <~Valware> lol

[10:48:43] tr [T] <~Valware> knope

[10:49:33] tr [T] <~Valware> I'm cold in the uk for once

[10:50:21] tr [T] <~Valware> and people who say octopuses like 'octopi'

[10:50:32] tr [T] <~Valware> like as if it's a latin word instead of greek

[10:51:32] tr [T] <~Valware> a what?

[10:51:43] tr [T] <~Valware> isn't that some james bond thing?

[10:52:24] tr [T] <~Valware> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q36_8s5z6S8

[10:52:31] tr [T] <~Valware> anyone know octopus eats shark?

[10:55:11] tr [T] <~Valware> keeps saying octopi though

[10:55:14] tr [T] <~Valware> such stupid

[10:57:24] tr [T] <~Valware> ooooo

[10:57:26] tr [T] <~Valware> longpig

[10:57:27] tr [T] <~Valware> my favourite

[10:58:05] tr [T] <~Valware> https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/f3/bc/44/f3bc44ce4618177eb14cc9eb129d743f.jpg

[11:23:24] tr [T] <~Valware> it's like fish and chips but processed first

[11:24:15] tr [T] <~Valware> Mikoolo, biscuits and gravy is american

[11:24:30] tr [T] <~Valware> or what it says on my dogs food can

[11:25:00] tr [T] <~Valware> =]

[11:25:32] tr [T] <~Valware> poor custard creams, as opposed to rich tea biscuits? :D

[11:26:35] tr [T] <~Valware> I think american biscuits and gravy is probably delicious, but it does look eerily similar to cat sick

[11:27:26] tr [T] <~Valware> milk based? :\

[11:27:32] tr [T] <~Valware> that's not gravy, that's a fucking horlicks

[11:27:52] tr [T] <~Valware> lol

[11:29:05] tr [T] <~Valware> people who eat chicken and mayo sandwiches are psychopaths anyway

[11:29:25] tr [T] <~Valware> mmmm dead chicken in it's own cooked menstrual waste

[11:29:28] tr [T] <~Valware> delicious

[11:29:40] tr [T] <~Valware> same as whatever the fuck a cheeseburger is

[11:29:46] tr [T] <~Valware> cow lactations on dead cow

[11:30:11] tr [T] <~Valware> cheese on beef

[11:30:14] tr [T] <~Valware> cheese is good

[11:30:23] tr [T] <~Valware> I can if you want?

[11:30:54] tr [T] <~Valware> MOLD HAS BLUE CHEESE IN IT

[11:31:19] tr [T] <~Valware> I still think it's weird that adult humans drink cow breastmilk

[11:31:51] tr [T] <~Valware> yeah, if you're a baby

[11:32:02] tr [T] <~Valware> no human is a baby cow, I don't know why it needs cow breastmilk

[11:32:31] tr [T] <~Valware> freezing it can spoil the meat

[11:32:37] tr [T] <~Valware> well make it taste weird

[11:32:56] tr [T] <~Valware> eat some meat

[11:33:10] tr [T] <~Valware> are you a vegetarian?

[11:33:29] tr [T] <~Valware> some people think mushrooms taste meaty, although they're not strictly vegetarian...

[11:34:23] tr [T] <~Valware> Number1Stunna，it's weird!

[11:35:13] tr [T] <~Valware> and it doesn't make sense either. think how many bottles of milk go through every shop every day. where does it all come from? is there a secret land of just cows the size of russia that we don't know about?

[11:35:38] tr [T] <~Valware> I know cows can produce copious milk, but it seems even dairy farms can fill one supermarket once per day

[11:36:16] tr [T] <~Valware> there's definitely not one dairy farm per supermarket, let alone all the other little stores

[11:36:34] tr [T] <~Valware> it's creepy though init really

[11:37:33] tr [T] <~Valware> milk is acidic

[11:37:41] tr [T] <~Valware> unless it's skimmed milk

[11:38:00] tr [T] <~Valware> full-fat milk will make your acid levels worse

[11:38:15] tr [T] <~Valware> and skimmed milk is like milk flavoured water

[11:39:08] tr [T] <~Valware> :S

[11:39:20] tr [T] <~Valware> like how their cheese is the yellowest yellow

[11:39:28] tr [T] <~Valware> unnaturally yellow

[11:40:17] tr [T] <~Valware> ohai =]

[11:40:38] tr [T] <~Valware> great thanks and you?

[11:41:14] tr [T] <~Valware> irish, yeah I personally think veggies are more fun

[11:41:24] tr [T] <~Valware> but there's some meats and how they're cooked which are irresistable ;o

[11:41:47] tr [T] <~Valware> I bet the toilet stinks after she's used it =]

[11:42:02] tr [T] <~Valware> after eaten lots of cheese I mean

[11:42:13] tr [T] <~Valware> I sat and ate a whole block of blue cheese once

[11:42:31] tr [T] <~Valware> in my quetiapine fuelled hunger

[11:42:38] tr [T] <~Valware> the result was...

[11:42:45] tr [T] <~Valware> yeah, don't eat a whole block of blue cheese

[11:43:22] tr [T] <~Valware> colostrum milk?

[11:43:23] tr [T] <~Valware> :/

[11:44:11] tr [T] <~Valware> try Casu martzu

[11:50:42] tr [T] <~Valware> lul?

[11:50:52] tr [T] <~Valware> means penis in dutch

[11:50:54] tr [T] <~Valware> oh

[11:50:56] tr [T] <~Valware> =]

[11:51:30] tr [T] <~Valware> it's nederlands

[11:51:36] tr [T] <~Valware> dutch is not deutsch

[11:51:59] tr [T] <~Valware> :D

[11:54:14] tr [T] <~Valware> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOW0HVLRKnA

[12:43:05] tr [T] <~Valware> foxy

[12:44:22] tr [T] <~Valware> how tall are you?

[14:30:27] tr [S] <@Dragon> I hear that new iPhone will have USB 2.0 speeds lmfao. can't wait to hear fan boys defending that!

[14:39:38] tr [S] <@Dragon> lol, no

[14:39:50] tr [S] <@Dragon> flagship phones?

[14:39:53] tr [S] <@Dragon> lies

[14:41:26] tr [S] <@Dragon> pixel appears to have USB-PD 3.0 so

[14:41:40] tr [S] <@Dragon> you just listed a bunch of garbage and compared it to the latest iPhone lol

[14:42:31] tr [S] <@Dragon> okay, pixel 7 has 3

[14:42:52] tr [S] <@Dragon> newest iPhone shouldn't be restricted to 2.0, that's hysterical

[15:55:19] tr [S] <@phish> !bang

[15:55:21] tr [S] <@phish> !bang

[17:08:23] tr [T] <login> that's what happens when you have a negative interest rate

[17:58:08] tr [T] <login> or you're getting throttled thermally

[17:59:12] tr [T] <login> there is a curve, which can be adjusted

[17:59:47] tr [T] <login> if you aim for less variance in the core speeds, the average speed wil be lower

[18:00:25] tr [T] <login> efficiency = lowest watt/cycle?

[18:08:04] tr [S] <@Dragon> linux ftw

[18:08:16] tr [S] <@Dragon> :)

[18:08:27] tr [T] <login> hey CT

[19:36:04] tr [T] <~Amiga600> ct read msg @amb

[19:36:18] tr [T] <~Amiga600> ty

[19:49:54] tr [T] <~Amiga600> you have sheep in america dont ya? LOL

[19:50:21] tr [T] <~Amiga600> how do you know they dont? XD

[19:51:05] tr [T] <~Amiga600> !bang

[19:51:08] tr [T] <~Amiga600> !bang

[21:24:27] tr [T] <@^tinman^> boo

[21:25:00] tr [T] <@^tinman^> nooo

[21:26:35] tr [T] * @^tinman^ bitch slaps ComputerTech into next week

[23:03:35] tr [S] <@Aaron> so foxy

[23:06:51] tr [S] <@Aaron> that depends on the fatality tho ahsoka

[23:07:41] tr [S] <@Aaron> LOL

[23:08:00] tr [S] <@Aaron> i haven't heard from her ever since she said dude wtf

[23:08:39] tr [S] <@Aaron> yeah i know

[23:09:12] tr [S] <@Aaron> $tell

[23:09:15] tr [S] <@Aaron> ugh

[23:11:01] tr [S] <@Dragon> l0l

[23:11:01] tr [S] <@Dragon> ☐ Not REKT ☑ REKT

[23:18:21] tr [S] <@Aaron> lmfao

[23:18:29] tr [S] <@Aaron> lol dragon

[23:24:28] tr [S] <@phish> nap masterrace

[23:24:34] tr [S] <@Aaron> :O

[23:27:59] tr [S] <@phish> baaaaaa

[23:28:05] tr [S] <@phish> !bang

[23:28:07] tr [S] <@phish> !bang

[23:28:08] tr [S] <@phish> !bang

[23:28:10] tr [S] <@phish> !bang

[23:28:13] tr [S] <@phish> !reload

[23:28:14] tr [S] <@phish> !bang

[23:28:17] tr [S] <@phish> !reload

[23:28:18] tr [S] <@phish> !bang

[23:28:19] tr [S] <@phish> !bang

[23:28:20] tr [S] <@phish> !bang

[23:28:21] tr [S] <@phish> !bang

[23:28:26] tr [S] <@phish> !shop 4

[23:28:29] tr [S] <@phish> !bang

[23:28:33] tr [S] <@phish> !shop 5

[23:28:39] tr [S] <@phish> !bang

[23:28:41] tr [S] <@phish> !bang

[23:29:22] tr [S] <@phish> and you instantly shoot down a golden duck

[23:29:27] tr [S] <@phish> gg

[23:29:51] tr [S] <@phish> !shop

[23:29:59] tr [S] <@phish> !shop 10

[23:30:02] tr [S] <@phish> !shop 8

[23:30:26] tr [S] <@phish> only 10 times as many ducks nbd

[23:36:44] tr [S] <@phish> in todays installment of bicyclists getting what they deserve

[23:36:44] tr [S] <@phish> https://packaged-media.redd.it/7fockszgj2ob1/pb/m2-res_614p.mp4?m=DASHPlaylist.mpd&v=1&e=1694660400&s=4aad98d6e0b7b6391ce4f539d4c5eeb6e086c364#t=0

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