Sunday, September 17, 2023
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irish666
I don’t see you there aaron
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foxy
he changed his nick
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foxy
to ComputerTech
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
Clive_Rosfield > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 10.519s, which makes you a total of 2 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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Rizon
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
foxy > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 9.639s, which makes you a total of 1050 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [14 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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LimitServ
set mode +l 244
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Ahsoka
pokes ComputerTech with an in heat sheep
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wez
ComputerTech: Teach me the secret handshake
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wez
Mornin' foxy
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foxy
morning wez!!
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
caplink > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/9 | Chargers: 3/3
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DuckHunt
caplink > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/9 | Chargers: 3/3
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DuckHunt
caplink > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 9/9 | Chargers: 2/3
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DuckHunt
caplink > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 1mn37.975s, which makes you a total of 91 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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Ahsoka
wears foxy's bra like a hat
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foxy
i mean my bra is pretty big
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Ahsoka
Very big hat lol
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caplink
I play with double Gs
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caplink
i have a parachute
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wez
caplink: A golden one?
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caplink
no a double G wh ite bra.
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powermail
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
caplink > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 11.839s, which makes you a total of 92 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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[S] <&phish> <~foxy> i mean my bra is pretty big
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[S] <&phish> no pic no proof
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tr
[S] <&phish> could be worse
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[S] <&phish> Jackson County, Oregon, US: 33°C (92°F), Clouds, Humidity: 21%, Sunrise: 06:52 Sunset: 19:20, Light air 1.3m/s (↗)
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DuckHunt
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[S] <&phish> !bang
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DuckHunt
phish > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
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[S] <&phish> !bang
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DuckHunt
phish > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 18.301s, which makes you a total of 99 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [13 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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Syndus_
Hey foxy wanna hear something funny
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Syndus_
You'll never guess who I just bumped into
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[S] <&phish> adam west
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Syndus_
Little miss farts when rubbed down herself
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Syndus_
She works for a local Tech company. That has her role around in car a lot. Mostly for slot machines so I Still see her from time to time, but not usually to talk.
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Syndus_
I've got a worry wearing. I wear my left hand and I forgot. Which finger I had it on? And all she did was stare at the whole time.
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[S] <&phish> what word was supposed to be ring
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[S] <&phish> former fling ring on left hand she farts when pleasured
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[S] <&phish> ?
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DuckHunt
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[S] <&phish> trying to figure out what the fuck you're on about Syndus_
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[S] <&phish> !bang
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DuckHunt
phish > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
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foxy
well guess what? its gonna sag with age
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[S] <&phish> !bang
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DuckHunt
phish > *BOOM* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -3] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
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[S] <&phish> !bang
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DuckHunt
phish > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 7.382s, which makes you a total of 100 ducks (including 9 golden ducks) on #computertech. You are promoted to level 10 (hunter). \_X< *KWAK* [63 xp] [four-leaf clover] [expl. ammo]
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DuckHunt
Peorth > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -5 xp] [wild fire: -8 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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foxy
not matter what
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DuckHunt
phish > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find AP ammo ! Damage from your weapon is doubled for 24h..... You already have explosive_ammo nevermind
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Peorth
!rearm Peorth
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DuckHunt
Peorth returns Peorth's gun to him.
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DuckHunt
Peorth > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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Syndus_
LOL no I was just a funny story. I was relating earlier about giving an ex a full body massage that I had her so relaxed she farted when I went to kiss her
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[S] <&phish> ah
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[S] <&phish> totally lost interest
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Neo_Nemesis
foxy: actually if you take care of your body decently and dont have a bunch of kids they'll last a good while
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Syndus_
You haven't wrong i'm gonna make it look like a gravel
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foxy
says a man
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Syndus_
Yeah they knaw on them and make them look like gravel*
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foxy
boobs are boobs regardless if they sag or not
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[S] <&phish> truth
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Syndus_
Shit my tubby neighbor has tits
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[S] <&phish> all boobs matter
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Neo_Nemesis
truth but some boobs are better than others!
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Syndus_
I think he's sixty five
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foxy
only time they don't sag is when they are fake
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Neo_Nemesis
we need to raise awareness for pancake tits
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Syndus_
I have another enlightening term of endearment.
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Syndus_
Regarding real boobs
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Neo_Nemesis
you know, those ones that hand down past your waist
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[S] <&phish> pancake tits, when they're about as thick as a pancake and sag 3+ inches foxy
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Syndus_
When you lay down flat, it's a real. And you shake the other person they go up and down like a water bed
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Neo_Nemesis
if you can squeeze them they're real
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Syndus_
I don't need anything more than a good handful
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Neo_Nemesis
anything more than a handful is a waste, anything less is a shame
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Syndus_
I don't know about that
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[S] <&phish> close minded smh
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[S] <&phish> tits are tits
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Syndus_
You make a sound like all the skin around the boob and the vagina are useless.
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Syndus_
I like a woman with a good personality in the sense of humor.
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Syndus_
Don't give me wrong I don't wanna fuck no funny ugly bitch
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[S] <&phish> are you the motherfucker using text to speech
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Syndus_
Gotta find a happy medium that can't read your mind
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[S] <&phish> speech to text even
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Neo_Nemesis
eh whether they can or not they think they can
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Neo_Nemesis
I'm going to find a foreign woman
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Neo_Nemesis
American women are too trendy and opinionated xD
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Syndus_
What it is about meeting new people first thing in a relationship, it's like a drug.
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Syndus_
It's definitely a vibe. I can ride for a long time.
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foxy
i'm very opinionated
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foxy
not so trendy
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Syndus_
Would you like to borrow my fanny pack
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Neo_Nemesis
not all are that way but the good ones are far and few between
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Neo_Nemesis
sure if you're woke anyone is a possibility, but not I
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Neo_Nemesis
I like the old fashioned woman who doesnt fraternize with male friends and stays loyal to her man and isn't defiant, because the man is also loyal and obedient.
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Syndus_
You know there Used to be a phrase that you had to say during your wedding. Bows then included the word obey
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Syndus_
I might want to be your dog but i'm not going to obey anybody
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Neo_Nemesis
Society has stretched and warped that fact to make it sound like the woman has to be a obedient little house dog
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Syndus_
Yeah maybe seventy years ago
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Syndus_
I understand the stigma is still carries in this day and age. But jesus we've moved past that shit
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Syndus_
I really don't like ballbusters
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Syndus_
There's my opinion about that
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Neo_Nemesis
the reality behind that is the woman is not above or below the man, but by his side. They are two halves of one thing. His body is hers, her body is his. They own each other.
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Neo_Nemesis
people have misconstrewed it to thinking the male dominant possessive shit
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Neo_Nemesis
"barefoot and in the kitchen" type shit
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Syndus_
Beta male, got it
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Syndus_
I'm just messing with you man
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Neo_Nemesis
I know, I'm just sharing info on the topic
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Syndus_
Just do it ever makes you happy. And in the process try not to be. And I asshole about it, there's my point of view.
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Neo_Nemesis
some women are freaky too, behind closed doors
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Neo_Nemesis
but at home they wanna be tied up and locked away and stuff
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Syndus_
dips out for some peanut butter breath kush
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irish666
Who broke your heart Neo_Nemesis
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irish666
How you doing tonight hotties
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fadeintoyou
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Syndus_
Lil bit of that but breath gies a long way
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LimitServ
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Hotties
doin fine how are you irish666
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[S] <&Aaron> WOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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irish666
Great I’m good thanks
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Internets
:: YouTube Dragon Ball Z Abridged - Buu Saga Part 2 [TeamFourStar 4K] :: (13:53) :: Views 70,251 :: Rating [+] 12,346 likes [+] 12,346 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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Syndus_
It's relevant to what we were talking about
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Syndus_
The master roshi bit
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[S] <&phish> !lastduck
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DuckHunt
The last duck has been seen 24 minutes and 38 seconds ago.
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DuckHunt
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[S] <&phish> !bang
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DuckHunt
phish > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 1.7s, which makes you a total of 100 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [13 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt
foxy > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -5 xp] [wild fire: -8 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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[S] <&phish> gg
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foxy
!rearm foxy
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DuckHunt
foxy returns foxy's gun to him.
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DuckHunt
foxy > You equip your gun with an infrared detector in exchange for 15 xp points. This device locks the trigger of your gun when there is no duck around and lasts for 24h and 6 uses.
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[S] <&phish> !shop 8
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DuckHunt
phish > You already own this item. It will expire in 57 minutes and 1 second, 6 uses left.
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[S] <&phish> did i just beat foxy wtf
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[S] <&phish> wow
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[S] <&phish> foxy you guys start norsemen yet?
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foxy
no still watching vikings
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[S] <&phish> rip
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foxy
we on s1 ep 9 now
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Syndus_
Have you gotten to the one where He asks who's jacket is that and sticks us finger in the other guy's mouth
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sushi-chan
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Rizon
set mode +h sushi-chan
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foxy
hi sushi-chan
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sushi-chan
doesn't seem very talkative right now
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[S] <&phish> nope
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[S] <&phish> hi sushi-chan how goes it
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[S] <&phish> 7pm and yes
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[S] <&phish> oh i know i was being a butthead
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[S] <&phish> doing
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[S] <&phish> 4am eh
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[S] <&phish> whats that west asia
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sushi-chan
my nick is asian but im european
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[S] <&phish> de donde eres
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tr
[S] <&phish> timezone wise i mean
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[S] <&phish> man i'm a fucking idiot i counted backwards instead of forwards
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[S] * &phish zoidbergs away
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sushi-chan
freewifi btw i like your nick xD
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freewifi
im about to plug in my wifi dongle
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freewifi
so if the VM crashes, that is why
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freewifi
I'm going to turn on the free wifi access point
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freewifi
it does route through a VPN, yes
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foxy
virtual private network
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[S] <&phish> comment
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sushi-chan
I dont use VPN and never been hacked. I think it's useless. As long as you don't go on weird virus-infected sites or download virus things its ok i guess
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freewifi
I allow torrents and porn
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foxy
what's useless?
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[S] <&phish> i use it strictly for torrents
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foxy
it is needed sometimes
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[S] <&phish> almost got popped for crocodile dundee of all things
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freewifi
it would not protect you from dumb browser behavior
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foxy
you don't need to be hacked to need one
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freewifi
it would protect you from a DMCA though
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foxy
it can prevent tracking
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[S] <&phish> its more for privacy than hacking
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sushi-chan
vpn prevents from bein hacked right? I dont have vpn and never been hacked
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foxy
yes tracking
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freewifi
and metadata information logged by your ISP
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foxy
many sites track your uses
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sushi-chan
I don't see whats the problem with being tracked, like.. I dont do anythin illegal so I dont care if sites track me haha
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foxy
how do you think facebook knows what you have looked up on your computer
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Ahsoka
tackles sushi-chan and starts ravenously eating
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Syndus_
My old man is really stressing
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foxy
i don't need facebook to know that i looked up what ever on amazon
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Ahsoka
Hi hi delicious
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freewifi
that is understandable sushi-chan
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foxy
or walmart
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freewifi
a VPN might not solve that foxy
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caplink
foxy, what browser do you use?
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freewifi
if you are using an account logged in it sure wont
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foxy
i'm not saying it happens to me, i'm saying in general
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sushi-chan
better be tracked online than in real life lol. How many weirdos followed me when I walk around outside and then ask my phone number even tho I dont know them at all
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freewifi
the web browser can uniquely identify you regardless
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freewifi
sushi-chan did you give it out
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sushi-chan
I dont give my phone numbers to strangers
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foxy
i have a google voice number
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freewifi
what are your terms in which you would give it out
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freewifi
yes google voice is good
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Ahsoka
So none of us will get it since there is no one stranger Than us
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caplink
I feel it so hard to meet women
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sushi-chan
freewifi; i only give my phone number to CLOSE people (no strangers) like best friends etc.. But to be my best friend, I need to know you for more than YEARS.
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caplink
if you can't even ask for phone number in public
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foxy
why is that
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freewifi
I see, sushi-chan, that is probably the best approach
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foxy
caplink where do you live?
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freewifi
are you tall caplink
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Ahsoka
If you started using chloroform it would be much easier to meet them when their all tied up
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foxy
how short?
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foxy
americans don't talk in cm
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foxy
.cc 5'7" to cm
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Internets
[W|A] convert 5' 7" to centimeters = 170.2 cm (centimeters)
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foxy
.cc 154cm to ft
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Internets
[W|A] convert 154 cm (centimeters) to feet = 5.052 feet
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foxy
yes you are
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freewifi
surely you know men are taller on average sushi-chan
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freewifi
*********ON AVERAGE************
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caplink
i like short girls
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foxy
.cc 5'4" to cm
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Internets
[W|A] convert 5' 4" to centimeters = 162.6 cm (centimeters)
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Ahsoka
Isn't it romantic when I guy knocks you out and sweeps you off your feet to take you to thier sex dungeon, isn't that the average date on valentines day, or the guys I know doing it wrong?
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freewifi
no that sounds about right Ahsoka
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freewifi
you are just very particular
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caplink
never been to a sex dungeon
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Ahsoka
I rather snort CrystalMath
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sushi-chan
freewifi: cigarettes smell like shit
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freewifi
caplink what role do you prefer in the sex dungeon
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freewifi
sushi-chan oh, yeah cigarettes are gross but nicotine comes in other delivery methods
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[S] <&phish> wtf now i feel tall
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irish666
All Fr*nch women chain smoke and grow armpit dreadlocks by 16
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caplink
freewifi, I sit in the corner and watch
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foxy
pulls out the whip
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Ahsoka
But pot smells like someone just murdered a skunk
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foxy
Ahsoka not true
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CrystalMath
sushi-chan: but i will catch up with you in spirit
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sushi-chan
I dont smoke, my armpits are hairless cuz I shave them, im not neglected girl
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irish666
squashes foxy face against the Viking tv screen
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sushi-chan
stop with the stupid stereotypes on french ppl
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Peorth
>sushi doesn't have hairy armpits
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Peorth
are you sure you're french?
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irish666
You’re probably an alpine who fell off
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Ahsoka
The pot I have encountered has smelled very skunky
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sushi-chan
been a long time u didnt talk to me
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irish666
All Fr*nch mean smell of garlic snd body odour
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Ahsoka
My next door neighbor smokes pot and grows it too
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freewifi
Ahsoka, terpenes are aromatic organic compounds found in many plants, including cannabis. They contribute to the diverse range of scents found in different strains of marijuana. Some common terpenes found in cannabis include myrcene, pinene, limonene, and caryophyllene. Each terpene has its own aroma profile, ranging from earthy and herbal to citrusy and fruity. For example, myrcene is
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freewifi
often associated with an herbal, musky scent, while limonene gives a zesty, citrus-like aroma.
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fifel
Holy shit I”m french
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irish666
You’re my neighbour Ahsoka ?
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tr
[S] <&phish> i don't even smell it anymore i've lived and worked on commercial farms for the past 10 years rip
[02:26:00]
tr
[S] <&phish> dont even smoke any more rip
[02:26:09]
sushi-chan
freewifi: cannabis is dangerous for people with mental illness, tho. It can worsen symptoms. Especially if u have schizophrenia
[02:26:17]
irish666
You should move up to an opium farm
[02:26:17]
freewifi
you should be a terpene expert by now phish
[02:26:32]
Ahsoka
I can look over and see the cannibus growing in thief backyard
[02:26:37]
freewifi
sushi-chan possibly, yes, although there is no casual link yet
[02:26:52]
sushi-chan
freewifi: i wont risk it tho
[02:27:07]
Compy
Evenin' all
[02:27:23]
irish666
Cannabis is dangerous for people who have mental health issues as they may burn their fingers on the end of the lit joint and supervision is required
[02:27:31]
Ahsoka
I have a Reign Energy Drink Razzleberry in my fridge
[02:27:46]
freewifi
Ahsoka those contain 300mg of Caffeine
[02:28:05]
irish666
Sushi wants to ban it cause the japs don’t allow it, she wants to turn this place into a huge vending machine of nothing but Japanese energy drinks and used panties
[02:28:30]
sushi-chan
i dont care if ppl use weed, I just dont use it cuz i have a mental disorder
[02:28:34]
sushi-chan
but other ppl do what they want
[02:28:40]
Ahsoka
That's why I only drink them once or twice a month every other week
[02:28:43]
foxy
best reason to use it
[02:28:45]
freewifi
that is a sensible position sushi-chan
[02:28:51]
irish666
Just Razzin ya up sushi
[02:29:14]
Ahsoka
You should try the ghost energy drinks
[02:29:28]
sushi-chan
ahsoka: will a ghost haunt me if I drink those?
[02:30:05]
Ahsoka
But you get an energy that tastes like sour patch kids candy
[02:30:25]
caplink
sushi-chan, I commend you on not using drugs.
[02:30:39]
sushi-chan
excdept if u consider caffeine as drug
[02:30:42]
caplink
just look at the filth in kensington.
[02:30:49]
irish666
Do you inject it sushi
[02:30:54]
caplink
lots of those drug users start on weed.
[02:31:10]
irish666
My first drug was alcohol
[02:31:19]
freewifi
caplink what drug did you start on