IRC Driven

[04:28:28] ysalamiri heathens.

[04:28:37] ysalamiri quiting when its dark o clock

[04:36:11] ysalamiri lmao

[04:36:17] ysalamiri u need locked up asap

[04:36:38] ysalamiri thought i was nutz

[04:36:46] ysalamiri u take the cake

[04:36:56] ysalamiri the one wiff all em drugs in it, heh

[04:37:15] ysalamiri whats confusing abt bacon?

[04:37:31] ysalamiri cook it, eat it, simple stuff.

[04:37:49] ysalamiri +b u in #computertech?

[04:38:11] ysalamiri crap they are all nutters, they ban themselves, look at banslist

[04:38:38] ysalamiri lolx

[04:39:03] ysalamiri follow now?

[04:39:07] ysalamiri they all crazy

[04:39:20] ysalamiri im the sensible one -burp-

[04:39:35] ysalamiri and i need a padded cell ASAP madafakah

[04:40:10] ysalamiri yep. thats a good thing tho, cos em plastic folk suck.

[04:40:36] ysalamiri im a free spirit, i do as i plz

[04:40:50] ysalamiri yeah, i know how to play irc

[04:41:11] ysalamiri w.o ctrl b

[04:41:13] ysalamiri kekeke

[04:41:21] ysalamiri got r00t?

[04:41:48] ysalamiri lolz

[04:42:22] ysalamiri hey, as long as u dun urinate on me mates here, have at it

[04:42:40] ysalamiri dunno who yew are mr L33t

[04:42:59] ysalamiri oh boy

[04:43:06] ysalamiri may need another padded cell

[04:43:19] ysalamiri get in the bag.

[04:43:36] ysalamiri pretty much

[04:43:49] ysalamiri trying to get my visa to work on9

[04:44:09] ysalamiri im numero uno in queue

[04:44:38] ysalamiri Neo_Nemesis: pls dun play duck, we have a bot for that...

[04:45:03] ysalamiri http://www.justfuckinggoogleit.com/

[04:45:16] ysalamiri ur starting to annoy me

[04:45:23] ysalamiri go away for 2 mins

[04:46:01] ysalamiri frands? aye right mr. ferdinand

[04:46:35] ysalamiri ffs u woke up achmed

[04:46:40] ysalamiri now we all ducked

[04:47:05] ysalamiri i bet hes scheming on how to blow up the moon cos he thinks its made of finesty edam cheese

[04:47:29] ysalamiri fk me running i been #1 in queue for ages

[04:47:50] ysalamiri nowhere close achmed

[04:48:22] ysalamiri aye merry easter to you too

[04:48:24] ysalamiri Heres your current place in queue: 1. . Alternately, if its urgent you can call the Global Customer Assistance Services at 1-800-VISA-911 (1-800-847-2911) or 1-303-967-1096 (direct); you may call us collect. The GCAS is available 24/7/365.

[04:48:30] ysalamiri fkn wankers

[04:48:50] ysalamiri <&h4> you know God does not approve of your alcoholism <-- and what god may that be?

[04:48:58] ysalamiri god of alkyhol?

[04:49:10] ysalamiri mmy name is david

[04:49:13] ysalamiri there is?

[04:49:17] ysalamiri have u saw him?

[04:49:40] ysalamiri ive no idea, what part of im beyond drunk is confusing u

[04:50:23] ysalamiri belief is for idiots, i would rather know, than know not.

[04:50:41] ysalamiri thats the most sense ye will get for at least a day

[04:50:46] ysalamiri clearly

[04:51:01] ysalamiri thefact i told u i was shteaming was an epic clue

[04:51:14] ysalamiri lol oi

[04:51:22] ysalamiri ive read the quran

[04:51:39] ysalamiri i read a lot ya know, its not easy being this stupid

[04:51:53] ysalamiri i worry abt fk all :)

[04:52:02] ysalamiri ya think so?

[04:52:11] ysalamiri well here's my thoughts on him upstairs

[04:52:17] ysalamiri im kicking him in da nutz

[04:52:24] ysalamiri cos hes a bit of a wank

[04:52:42] ysalamiri God olf old test and god of new == 2 diff folk

[04:52:57] ysalamiri old*

[04:53:14] ysalamiri eesh

[04:53:24] ysalamiri theology turned into lotr

[04:53:31] ysalamiri i just blinked ffs

[04:53:42] ysalamiri i do as i god damn please achmed

[04:53:56] ysalamiri his name was and is bawbag the 3rd

[04:54:13] ysalamiri if u wanna get biblical, add an el

[04:54:24] ysalamiri all the angels names ends wiff an el

[04:54:35] ysalamiri suffix not prefix achmed

[04:54:46] ysalamiri thank fook yer not a suicide bomber

[04:54:57] ysalamiri you blowe yer pizza up afore a plane

[04:55:02] ysalamiri daft cnt

[04:55:06] ysalamiri b4

[04:55:14] ysalamiri .i afore

[04:55:18] ysalamiri .u afore

[04:55:23] ysalamiri RTFM

[04:55:43] ysalamiri fk me running still in queue

[04:55:56] ysalamiri visa

[04:56:01] ysalamiri cos i moved house

[04:56:09] ysalamiri visa works local but not online

[04:56:23] ysalamiri lolx neo

[04:57:03] ysalamiri he sounds foreign

[04:57:41] ysalamiri ah new archeological finds in lake van, turkey

[04:57:46] ysalamiri well worth a @_@

[04:58:03] ysalamiri 2

[04:58:11] ysalamiri dun u read whut others type achmed

[04:58:31] ysalamiri ah sorry i was time travelling again

[04:58:33] ysalamiri my bad

[04:58:59] ysalamiri u both cul cats

[04:59:55] ysalamiri anyone who can keep up with this level of hibberish should be op

[05:00:07] ysalamiri lmao

[05:00:16] ysalamiri still #1 in visa queue

[05:00:21] ysalamiri i blame achmed.

[05:00:24] ysalamiri 0

[05:00:29] ysalamiri LOL

[05:00:46] ysalamiri i want this visa shit sorted mucker

[05:01:01] ysalamiri whilst im 7/8 wasted.

[05:01:31] ysalamiri .//run cmd

[05:01:37] ysalamiri ping visa.co.uk

[05:01:39] ysalamiri kekeke

[05:02:14] ysalamiri ack there goes oor cheesecake

[05:02:18] ysalamiri ffs neo

[05:02:50] ysalamiri be thankful the real ne0 isnt here

[05:03:09] ysalamiri no yer not

[05:03:16] ysalamiri l8r

[06:56:10] ysalamiri gm miko

[06:56:58] ysalamiri i need knocked out to clock some zeds

[06:57:13] ysalamiri sleep

[06:57:20] ysalamiri u had to ub that?

[06:57:28] ysalamiri wow

[06:57:45] ysalamiri aye that too

[06:57:50] ysalamiri soooooooooo

[06:57:55] ysalamiri whats cookin

[06:58:34] ysalamiri im on boatl #5

[06:59:14] ysalamiri atually tried to resolve issue via visa webshiyte, my bad. contact bank

[06:59:20] ysalamiri bank says contact visa

[06:59:30] ysalamiri im on a feckin merry go round

[06:59:54] ysalamiri dont these ppl want money

[07:02:50] ysalamiri i was toldu could atgue black was white

[07:03:09] ysalamiri give or take typo

[07:03:17] ysalamiri nah, came from honest person

[07:03:50] ysalamiri my 1st thought was - awesome, someome who has a pair

[07:04:07] ysalamiri then 2nd was erks hope he dun have ddos guns

[07:04:13] ysalamiri now im back to 1 lol

[07:04:27] ysalamiri well no tardis for u then

[07:04:48] ysalamiri u with yer x n y, fkl nose what ye do with other letters

[07:05:20] ysalamiri yeah lemme get right oan that

[07:06:29] ysalamiri nah man, its on me, i cant settle

[07:06:36] ysalamiri i'll focus on triv as per

[07:06:42] ysalamiri ur cul

[07:06:58] ysalamiri wait

[07:07:07] ysalamiri lemme -r the bot

[07:07:29] ysalamiri * Updated ignore switches for *!*trivia@*.rizon.net

[07:07:54] ysalamiri not sure if its still igotf

[07:08:32] ysalamiri unknown command: OGNOTR

[07:08:32] ysalamiri * Trivia!*@* is not in ignore list

[07:08:32] ysalamiri -

[07:08:32] ysalamiri [08:08] <&Mikoolo> Die Hard

[07:08:32] ysalamiri unknown command: IGNOTR

[07:08:34] ysalamiri lmao

[07:09:34] ysalamiri * Removed *!*trivia@*.rizon.net from ignore list

[07:09:37] ysalamiri woop woop!

[07:09:54] ysalamiri prolly sur's aunty

[07:10:17] ysalamiri jodie foster

[07:10:30] ysalamiri benny hill

[07:10:42] ysalamiri thats a show id watch.

[07:11:28] ysalamiri .trivia 22

[07:11:43] ysalamiri poof

[07:11:56] ysalamiri golly hunter

[07:12:03] ysalamiri holly hunter

[07:12:15] ysalamiri ponies

[07:12:37] ysalamiri overweight

[07:12:47] ysalamiri over trivia

[07:12:58] ysalamiri overweighing

[07:13:02] ysalamiri grr

[07:13:05] ysalamiri bad bot bad

[07:13:15] ysalamiri lmao

[07:13:24] ysalamiri john syeinbeck

[07:13:30] ysalamiri john steinbeck

[07:13:34] ysalamiri nopes

[07:13:40] ysalamiri jd sallinger

[07:13:44] ysalamiri jd salinger

[07:13:57] ysalamiri eric clapton

[07:14:03] ysalamiri jodie foster

[07:14:10] ysalamiri whut

[07:14:19] ysalamiri i call shenanegans

[07:14:26] ysalamiri oh great show

[07:14:58] ysalamiri u ever watched still game?

[07:15:38] ysalamiri capricorn

[07:15:42] ysalamiri sagittarius

[07:15:58] ysalamiri bussel

[07:16:27] ysalamiri syria

[07:16:37] ysalamiri ah

[07:17:14] ysalamiri erotic books too

[07:17:24] ysalamiri henry f nose

[07:17:38] ysalamiri consarnit

[07:17:47] ysalamiri weismuller

[07:18:01] ysalamiri dangerous

[07:18:08] ysalamiri dangerfield

[07:18:23] ysalamiri dangerly

[07:18:37] ysalamiri 5 again?

[07:18:41] ysalamiri eee

[07:18:54] ysalamiri oo

[07:19:19] ysalamiri she has awesome tits

[07:19:59] ysalamiri doh

[07:20:08] ysalamiri winter

[07:20:12] ysalamiri summer

[07:20:30] ysalamiri oaft paedo alert

[07:20:42] ysalamiri cat

[07:20:43] ysalamiri fog

[07:20:46] ysalamiri dog

[07:21:01] ysalamiri bat

[07:21:08] ysalamiri bampot

[07:21:37] ysalamiri got all seasons on hdd

[07:22:07] ysalamiri u should play in a real trivia channie Mikoolo

[07:22:16] ysalamiri i suggest Phoenix

[07:22:19] ysalamiri s

[07:22:21] ysalamiri no?

[07:22:28] ysalamiri why, i thoughtu had a pair

[07:22:35] ysalamiri what ye scared of

[07:23:05] ysalamiri am, olredi here tho

[07:23:29] ysalamiri at least give it a go, its a wee bit easier than mine.

[07:23:59] ysalamiri i havent hit anyone for at least a week, so dun apply

[07:24:41] ysalamiri fifel: google scottish enlightenment ya skudbook

[07:24:47] ysalamiri and then say ty scotland

[07:25:10] ysalamiri careful icarus

[07:25:37] ysalamiri neah, way too drunk

[07:26:01] ysalamiri scottish inventions

[07:26:04] ysalamiri google em

[07:26:05] ysalamiri :P

[07:26:12] ysalamiri oh i luv pratchett

[07:26:23] ysalamiri im on interesting times again

[07:26:52] ysalamiri fifel: OR i can do and say as i god da,m plz

[07:27:12] ysalamiri i have a shotgun

[07:27:15] ysalamiri that count?

[07:27:37] ysalamiri pass on theology

[07:27:42] ysalamiri any sisters?

[07:27:47] ysalamiri dop they have teeth

[07:27:50] ysalamiri -p

[07:27:52] ysalamiri heh

[07:28:09] ysalamiri fifel: calm yer spasm

[07:28:39] ysalamiri lool

[07:29:06] ysalamiri smaller than a tunnocks tecake

[07:29:19] ysalamiri php fork list

[07:29:21] ysalamiri next

[07:29:51] ysalamiri china

[07:30:16] ysalamiri LOL

[07:30:30] ysalamiri yoko moano

[07:30:49] ysalamiri she effd the beatles up

[07:30:56] ysalamiri and her tits arfe tiny

[07:31:08] ysalamiri drop the caps plz fifel

[07:31:31] ysalamiri jodie foster

[07:31:49] ysalamiri wa;tz

[07:31:54] ysalamiri consarnit

[07:32:10] ysalamiri skip?

[07:32:21] ysalamiri just cos u dunno it

[07:32:32] ysalamiri cant ye get a laf cos wed dunno either

[07:32:35] ysalamiri fffffffffffffs

[07:32:54] ysalamiri baby names == names when they grow up

[07:33:13] ysalamiri i hate this trivia bot with a passion

[07:33:38] ysalamiri whos canukian?

[07:33:50] ysalamiri gj

[07:34:14] ysalamiri jau leno fly

[07:34:39] ysalamiri * Added *!*trivia@*.rizon.net to ignore list

[07:34:48] ysalamiri i cant hasndle this dumbass bot

[07:34:59] ysalamiri cant handle spelling either

[07:35:13] ysalamiri fifel: indeed

[07:35:39] ysalamiri Mikoolo: im drunk as a skunk, cit me some slack

[07:36:02] ysalamiri or i petrol bomb yer pets

[07:36:13] ysalamiri !

[07:36:30] ysalamiri this is finnier than DuckHunt on iggy

[07:37:15] ysalamiri mine is chipolata size ya ghey

[07:37:34] ysalamiri cum s00k oan it so i can cover yer fave just to shut ye ups

[07:37:37] ysalamiri 1,2,3 go

[07:37:49] ysalamiri aye u

[07:37:55] ysalamiri fifel

[07:38:00] ysalamiri u likey the knobs isit

[07:38:14] ysalamiri heh

[07:38:40] ysalamiri naw man

[07:38:52] ysalamiri i prolly be banned by el foxycuss

[07:39:00] ysalamiri hope shes snoring

[07:39:12] ysalamiri i get shouted at for +v

[07:39:40] ysalamiri caution amsterdam hath awoken

[07:40:25] ysalamiri jeff. i need knocked out by at least 2 swedish hookaz

[07:40:38] ysalamiri av still got a boatl in fridge

[07:40:58] ysalamiri roger wilco

[07:41:29] ysalamiri is trivia still playing or are ye all stoopid

[07:42:06] ysalamiri kot: ffs man im drunk enuff

[07:42:18] ysalamiri cant hit me with that

[07:42:26] ysalamiri cruelty to animals

[07:45:01] ysalamiri great, i put DuckHunt on ignore and some dickwad pasted regardless

[07:45:06] ysalamiri gm Gentoo

[07:51:14] ysalamiri im bored

[07:51:24] ysalamiri someone entertain me

[07:51:43] ysalamiri drop the caps fifel, last warning

[07:52:09] ysalamiri mhm

[07:52:20] ysalamiri i wont kick ye anyways

[07:52:25] ysalamiri but plz drop the caps

[07:52:31] ysalamiri its feckin annoyin

[07:53:06] ysalamiri do u want my drunken btain to focus soley on you, to insult u ?

[07:53:15] ysalamiri ez pz lemon squeezy

[07:53:24] ysalamiri btain?

[07:53:34] ysalamiri brain too, if it sobers up

[07:53:42] ysalamiri ok, u have 2 days rofl

[08:27:27] ysalamiri guess whut i found sitting in fridge

[08:27:48] ysalamiri guess again young trebec

[08:28:03] ysalamiri damnnow i want all of above

[08:28:12] ysalamiri last boatl ae gravy

[08:28:19] ysalamiri eee

[08:28:31] ysalamiri .u buckfast tonic wine

[08:28:37] ysalamiri .ud buckfast tonic wine

[08:28:47] ysalamiri http://www.justfuckinggoogleit.com/

[08:28:54] ysalamiri 25% vol

[08:29:03] ysalamiri packed wae caffiene

[08:29:13] ysalamiri fk da polis material

[08:29:38] ysalamiri sek in malasian == hug

[08:30:13] ysalamiri or she kick me in da bawz

[08:31:19] ysalamiri she is best eejiy in here, bar none

[08:31:37] ysalamiri sur is a close 2nd

[08:32:13] ysalamiri i dun do clicky clicks soz

[08:32:37] ysalamiri unless its personal family stuff or music

[08:32:50] ysalamiri lol

[08:33:32] ysalamiri aye u rly should read ups on scottish enlightenment, and say ty for everything we mad scots invented.

[08:33:37] ysalamiri kk

[08:34:09] ysalamiri upir a bawbag roflmao

[08:34:12] ysalamiri your*

[08:34:31] ysalamiri your a cockadoodle dont

[08:36:46] ysalamiri LOL

[08:36:56] ysalamiri ghey

[08:37:08] ysalamiri neah

[08:37:38] ysalamiri but i clicked cos u said family

[08:37:50] ysalamiri ur the liar. mot me

[08:38:07] ysalamiri gheyboy

[08:38:46] ysalamiri Mikoolo pasting pics of his family.

[08:38:55] ysalamiri at least 2 needs gael

[08:38:58] ysalamiri gm

[08:39:16] ysalamiri yet he wont click https://prnt.sc/7hoW-Wmm97Jl

[08:39:25] ysalamiri cos hes a homosquirell

[08:40:20] ysalamiri cant u jack off to pr0n like everyone else, or u need someone to holf yer hand

[08:40:47] ysalamiri white widow :P

[08:40:54] ysalamiri well 2 were

[08:40:59] ysalamiri rip

[08:48:48] ysalamiri dunno whether tae hug ye or kick yer cunt in Mikoolo

[08:49:02] ysalamiri jury still out on u boyo

[08:49:33] ysalamiri well your hard work, thats for shure

[08:49:42] ysalamiri u must have hawf a pussy

[08:49:55] ysalamiri half

[08:50:12] ysalamiri sorry i mistook u for someone with common sense.

[08:50:40] ysalamiri thats a twofer

[08:50:44] ysalamiri unnaceptable.

[08:51:00] ysalamiri i do type in accent when am pished

[08:51:15] ysalamiri but it disnae make me retarded

[08:51:40] ysalamiri sell yew on ebay ya daft cunt, want a bigger spade isit

[08:54:34] ysalamiri Chiester seems relatively sensible, whut makes ye think you'd be wc

[08:54:54] ysalamiri cos u try n bully folk with gibberish?

[08:55:05] ysalamiri gimme yer addy, i bully u

[08:55:11] ysalamiri toe to toe

[08:55:18] ysalamiri :)

[08:55:31] ysalamiri ah see thats thon gravy kicking in again

[08:55:57] ysalamiri if u read whut others type. you'd ken wtf i was oan about ya nutjob

[08:56:03] ysalamiri but nooo

[08:56:12] ysalamiri ya right up yer aen arse

[08:56:19] ysalamiri sniffy sniff

[08:56:32] ysalamiri crap hes bonkers too

[08:56:34] ysalamiri lmao

[08:56:49] ysalamiri Mikoolo: ah ye can give a joke but cannot take one

[08:56:50] ysalamiri ptaw

[08:57:04] ysalamiri chill out ya fucknugget

[08:57:15] ysalamiri ikea is abominable

[08:57:28] ysalamiri i walked past 1 3-4 yrs ago

[08:57:35] ysalamiri that was bad enough.

[09:11:43] ysalamiri oaft. ,inor riot starting next door

[09:12:01] ysalamiri 30 y/i wumman bawling at her kids

[09:12:21] ysalamiri its your fault miko

[09:12:44] ysalamiri rewind, rizon is a big net?

[09:13:18] ysalamiri sky telly

[09:13:54] ysalamiri i like this net cos the staff are not corrupt.

[09:14:51] ysalamiri 1k at least bots

[09:14:56] ysalamiri thats a given

[09:15:02] ysalamiri loads of xdcc

[09:15:07] ysalamiri nomx2

[09:15:15] ysalamiri some bnc fillers

[09:15:29] ysalamiri i should have been a feckin accountant

[09:15:38] ysalamiri i can even count when clean oot me napper

[09:16:03] ysalamiri ah dwarf i only met once miko, he was cul

[09:16:23] ysalamiri nopes neo, this is 7/8 og my worst

[09:16:48] ysalamiri still got loads left, whether i can sink it is another loaf of fish

[09:16:55] ysalamiri if ye ken

[09:17:04] ysalamiri mission accomplished

[09:17:35] ysalamiri u need gaelic dna to understand drunken scots/welsh n irish

[09:17:54] ysalamiri and if irish, ye need sniffer dugs for semtex n tntn yak

[09:17:59] ysalamiri know?

[09:18:19] ysalamiri em pesky irish have reputation for blowing shit up

[09:19:09] ysalamiri zoiks

[09:20:08] ysalamiri i traced paternal ancestry to 12th century norway

[09:20:23] ysalamiri maternal side to country cork, ireland

[09:20:46] ysalamiri and an english blueblood "lady" somewhere doon the line

[09:21:05] ysalamiri guess she fucked a peasant

[09:21:16] ysalamiri deoxyribonucleic acid

[09:21:39] ysalamiri oaft neighbours still shouting and balling

[09:22:19] ysalamiri i maybe wrong here, but if u have to shout at a kid younger than 7 for more than 2 mins, somat is wrong with u, not the kid

[09:22:43] ysalamiri eek ur an american?#

[09:22:50] ysalamiri rut roh

[09:23:00] ysalamiri know what i mean tho

[09:23:14] ysalamiri shouting and balling at 3, 7 yr olds

[09:23:16] ysalamiri dafux

[09:23:22] ysalamiri what state?

[09:23:32] ysalamiri my sister lived in mobile, AL

[09:23:47] ysalamiri ive family in florida and michigin

[09:24:04] ysalamiri u like it there?

[09:25:10] ysalamiri good to have on9 pr0n then

[09:25:37] ysalamiri gm Peorth

[09:25:44] ysalamiri miko did it

[09:26:12] ysalamiri w/e happened, wisnae me

[09:26:44] ysalamiri well cfoulda been, im pretty wasted

[09:27:19] ysalamiri re just a feckin bot too by the looks

[09:27:36] ysalamiri losing tribpoints over this bollox

[09:27:51] ysalamiri only when im drunk?

[09:49:27] ysalamiri zoiks an irish scouser, hide everything

[09:49:35] ysalamiri i mean gm irish666

[09:50:09] ysalamiri gonna start calling ye phil lynott

[09:50:31] ysalamiri tied wan oan last night?

[09:50:43] ysalamiri am still oan it

[09:50:50] ysalamiri car bonnet style

[09:51:07] ysalamiri snakes freak me oot

[09:51:52] ysalamiri iono how mr emu can live in australia with all em spiders n snakes

[09:52:07] ysalamiri crap, even the jellyfish are lethal

[10:41:20] ysalamiri eek, an irish

[10:41:41] ysalamiri am still oan it ct

[10:41:47] ysalamiri i blame candy^^

[10:42:10] ysalamiri perfect timing + alkyhol m'dear

[10:42:26] ysalamiri zoiks a crazy german !scarpers

[10:42:29] ysalamiri gm sur

[10:42:38] ysalamiri hugs kiss et all

[10:43:11] ysalamiri even when im sober u all think im drunk

[10:43:41] ysalamiri im beyond drunk atm, but im sober sometimes pfft

[10:43:54] ysalamiri cant hide sur

[10:44:38] ysalamiri shouldnt u be at work or somat ya lazy git?

[10:45:03] ysalamiri u do more skiving than foxycuss

[10:45:17] ysalamiri AWESOME

[10:45:45] ysalamiri ok. lets get married immediately

[10:46:07] ysalamiri sur

[10:46:10] ysalamiri pssssssssssst

[10:46:16] ysalamiri how drunk are ye?

[10:46:54] ysalamiri wow i been been oan it alm ost 24 hrs and my isnae spinning

[10:47:10] ysalamiri what were ye drinking?

[10:47:25] ysalamiri 4chan? ewww jeff =/

[10:47:35] ysalamiri werd

[10:48:01] ysalamiri i want to goto there

[10:48:14] ysalamiri sur, lets run away to the bahamas

[10:48:59] ysalamiri i can wet yerself laffing at my wee chipolata knob bouncing up and down as i run to beach

[10:49:06] ysalamiri pfft

[10:49:17] ysalamiri oh that reminds me

[11:06:18] ysalamiri aw man

[11:06:21] ysalamiri chemo?

[11:06:52] ysalamiri fffff

[11:07:31] ysalamiri what el flute says, best wishes

[11:34:53] ysalamiri morn stunna

[12:16:37] ysalamiri kick him in the chuckies herald

[12:16:52] ysalamiri he's distracted, looking for potatoes

[12:17:13] ysalamiri wow foxy thats a url and a hawf

[12:17:26] ysalamiri sheep u say

[12:17:33] ysalamiri BaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaH

[12:17:50] ysalamiri me 1st

[12:18:00] ysalamiri flossy belongs to me

[12:18:20] ysalamiri hey dont get the dude fired cos he has no bewbs

[12:18:51] ysalamiri oh

[12:19:10] ysalamiri aye. thats a napper attack

[12:19:32] ysalamiri lmao

[12:19:54] ysalamiri yes my child?

[12:20:27] ysalamiri foxy: i have a right food plan

[12:20:33] ysalamiri wanna hear it?

[12:22:01] ysalamiri i can create a table from nicklist

[12:22:13] ysalamiri sur le tabb

[12:22:22] ysalamiri im a table

[12:22:39] ysalamiri ok, i need psychiatrict help asap

[12:22:45] ysalamiri but i broke the last 3

[12:22:55] ysalamiri cofnative/psychodynamic

[12:23:00] ysalamiri bleh``

[12:23:33] ysalamiri well accordinf to el cocaine addict frued, gaelic folk are impervious to psychoanalasys.

[12:23:48] ysalamiri kk

[12:24:12] ysalamiri lmao

[12:24:42] ysalamiri ireland would be awesome if there werent so many irish folk there.

[12:25:05] ysalamiri lol

[12:25:26] ysalamiri time is just a calibration of ones existance.

[12:25:39] ysalamiri holy shit, ive actually drank myself sober

[12:25:42] ysalamiri (*&^%$£"EWw

[12:26:05] ysalamiri 40 fucking quid

[12:26:18] ysalamiri to drink self sober

[12:26:33] ysalamiri i blame *scans nicklist*

[12:26:36] ysalamiri myself.

[12:27:27] ysalamiri deadly is an adult tho

[12:27:48] ysalamiri achmed is half engrish half zoopiter

[12:28:07] ysalamiri i think he came to earth via a comet

[12:28:36] ysalamiri well, 1k yrs ago, streathclyde bounced into wales irish..

[12:28:44] ysalamiri strathclyde*

[12:29:12] ysalamiri wow astronmomy to mexican grub

[12:29:22] ysalamiri dont blink folks.

[12:29:40] ysalamiri lolol

[12:29:54] ysalamiri i actually need a smack

[12:30:15] ysalamiri that yer mating call ya crazy scouser?

[12:32:16] ysalamiri i just started orange is the new black for the nth time

[12:32:42] ysalamiri if i dont cum on 1st lesbian scene, i will try again

[12:32:47] ysalamiri unF

[12:33:06] ysalamiri bullseye. jim bowen

[12:33:41] ysalamiri Piccolo: call him a scouser thats worse

[12:34:09] ysalamiri u do know theres free pr0n aye?

[12:34:33] ysalamiri way too pished

[12:35:08] ysalamiri ok sur and foxycussness, our love affair ( in my daft mind ) will need to wait at least 18-24 hours.

[12:35:24] ysalamiri not met em yet

[12:35:45] ysalamiri oh boy, we will both pay for this Piccolo

[12:36:07] ysalamiri lmao

[12:36:25] ysalamiri send the bill. to bill.

[12:38:47] ysalamiri dont steal the duck yha mad scouser

[12:39:17] ysalamiri am gonna attempt food and all manner of medication.

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