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Saturday, September 30, 2023

[10:17:19] ysalamiri hey, morning candy & deadly

[10:17:34] ysalamiri rude? what did i do now lol

[10:19:37] ysalamiri lol, man i treat myself to a munchy box last night, damn near skudded the lot

[11:00:47] ysalamiri yuk

[11:01:01] ysalamiri great now i want a kitkat

[11:01:36] ysalamiri had that idiot in my chan too. banging on abt jews n what nots then ended rant with /names #

[11:02:15] ysalamiri u know your chans healthy when sucn morons appear

[11:02:39] ysalamiri what are they miko

[11:02:43] ysalamiri white choc?

[11:21:56] ysalamiri great, i can get ahead of it this time

[11:42:43] ysalamiri is it plugged in

[11:42:44] ysalamiri lol

[11:43:26] ysalamiri what changes if any have u made to the setup since it last worked

[11:43:49] ysalamiri id wager thats the issue

[11:44:28] ysalamiri threaten it with a claw hammer

[11:45:20] ysalamiri lol tyt

[11:46:03] ysalamiri it will be some stupid setting somewhere or other

[12:25:13] ysalamiri unless someone gets murdered, never fone the polis

[12:26:05] ysalamiri polis generally make things worse

[12:26:20] ysalamiri my uncle lived in camberwell for 40 yrs

[12:26:30] ysalamiri i bounced down when his wife died

[12:26:46] ysalamiri so we were walking to hospital so we could get birth cert

[12:27:03] ysalamiri and as we had left, in carpark, some dude was stealing a car

[12:27:30] ysalamiri he was hanging off the bonnet by the windsheld wipers shouting like a maniac

[12:27:59] ysalamiri dude just reveresed and turned car and he slid off, so uncle and i were walking down road

[12:28:27] ysalamiri and this nutter who was proper annoyed, chucked the windscreen wiper and it whizzed past my ear

[12:29:16] ysalamiri so ofc i was like "here you ya fkn prick, i'll kick ur cnt in" and my uncle david was saying "u cant say shit like that down here, you'kk get shot in no time"

[12:29:35] ysalamiri but when he heard scots accent, he shit himself and apologised

[12:29:56] ysalamiri poor fella just had his car nicked, wasnt u was it?

[12:30:27] ysalamiri id like to be a cat if reincarnation is a thing

[12:30:37] ysalamiri cos cats truly dont give a monkeys

[12:30:50] ysalamiri oaft

[12:31:42] ysalamiri when how violent london is truly sank in was when i was on a bus, and a bunch young uns chopped off some ladies finger to get her wedding ring, and nobody even blinked

[12:32:24] ysalamiri andnobody looks u in the eye down there, they all to scared

[12:32:28] ysalamiri its crazy

[12:33:04] ysalamiri more folk in london than whole of scotland

[12:33:39] ysalamiri 30k ppl? u have awesome specs

[12:34:00] ysalamiri scotland would be great if there wisnae so many scots here

[12:35:14] ysalamiri do folk still goto cinema?

[12:35:41] ysalamiri they'll charge ya same for having super hearing

[12:36:28] ysalamiri yeah carers pass lets u in places cheaper, sometimes for free

[12:36:39] ysalamiri ah oan it today deadly?

[12:37:01] ysalamiri whats your poison, toilet duck?

[12:37:05] ysalamiri ooh snooker?

[12:37:28] ysalamiri whos yer team

[12:37:31] ysalamiri city or united

[12:37:48] ysalamiri that pep sure knows his stuff

[12:37:56] ysalamiri united are lost since fergie retired

[12:38:14] ysalamiri ya think?

[12:38:54] ysalamiri im hooked on wimmens footy atm

[12:48:45] ysalamiri sahdny's are braw in summer

[12:48:49] ysalamiri shandies*

[12:49:10] ysalamiri much is it for a pint at local club deadly?

[12:58:58] ysalamiri for every min u add to your life by jogging, u spend jogging.

[12:59:15] ysalamiri werd bro

[12:59:37] ysalamiri drop acid and chase an imagionary frog

[12:59:51] ysalamiri morn foxycuss

[13:00:32] ysalamiri heya phonekait

[13:01:02] ysalamiri hey sorry for trying to hoodwink u and sur to the bahamas, i was a bit crazy that day

[13:01:37] ysalamiri altho i prolly retry next time im on the bevvy

[13:01:51] ysalamiri its a trap!

[13:02:35] ysalamiri theres a good trivia Q about this

[13:02:44] ysalamiri money, shoe size, house

[13:02:45] ysalamiri etc

[13:03:15] ysalamiri meant to connotate size of ones knob

[13:03:24] ysalamiri fk nose, wimmen are strange creatures

[13:03:44] ysalamiri i like their lumpy areas tho

[13:04:14] ysalamiri i know

[13:04:34] ysalamiri lemme tell ye what we men think about

[13:04:36] ysalamiri SEX

[13:04:42] ysalamiri every 7 seconds.

[13:09:15] ysalamiri hey dumbgoy_

[13:09:50] ysalamiri dont they shrink yer nuts?

[13:09:54] ysalamiri steroids

[13:10:44] ysalamiri zoiks, a comedy then

[13:11:00] ysalamiri i dunno anyone irl who takes em

[13:11:35] ysalamiri how can taking medication be natural tho

[13:11:47] ysalamiri isnt that the eggzact opposite

[13:12:02] ysalamiri sounds like a machine gun

[13:23:50] ysalamiri u listen to nk radio?

[13:23:59] ysalamiri wow, thought i was a nutter

[13:24:16] ysalamiri oh

[13:44:11] ysalamiri common house cat is the most lethal of killers.

[13:44:22] ysalamiri has appetitte for 1k creatures.

[13:44:35] ysalamiri i play a lot of trivia.

[14:55:04] ysalamiri he's a scouser, he prolly stole time.

[14:59:57] ysalamiri aloha achmed

[15:00:21] ysalamiri lmao phish

[15:29:12] ysalamiri i used to be a mormon

[15:29:25] ysalamiri didnt stick.

[15:36:54] ysalamiri same spammer from earlier.

[15:53:07] ysalamiri hey mr. ribbit

[15:53:26] ysalamiri hows tricks

[15:54:55] ysalamiri fishing is easier in supermarkets.

[15:59:32] ysalamiri where do u fish mr ribbit, pond, sea ?

[16:00:24] ysalamiri when i lived in highlands i did a lot of sea fishing, since i moved back to central scotland all ive caught is a shoe and the cold

[16:00:51] ysalamiri used to do a lot lobster/crab kreel fishing

[16:00:58] ysalamiri yep from a boat too

[16:01:07] ysalamiri north sea was a bit too scary tho lol

[16:01:40] ysalamiri i used to enjoy fly fishing, but swapped my fly rod for an oz of top notch green.

[16:29:55] ysalamiri hey irish

[16:30:23] ysalamiri apex or pointy angle

[16:30:26] ysalamiri !!hint

[16:30:36] ysalamiri ct: i lost me capslock button

[16:30:57] ysalamiri i hopei didnt mix it into munchy box on thursday

[16:31:12] ysalamiri IKR ACHMED FUCKING ANNOYING INNIT

[16:31:22] ysalamiri always //run osk ya doofus

[16:31:36] ysalamiri wow foxy thats a choice and a half

[16:31:41] ysalamiri irish

[16:32:01] ysalamiri irish folk have better jokes and dont start world wars.

[16:32:13] ysalamiri oi vey

[16:32:30] ysalamiri german texans?

[16:32:32] ysalamiri oaft

[16:32:37] ysalamiri thats ww3 right there.

[16:33:09] ysalamiri <&h4> that would be the golden ticket into germany <--- thats called a bus or a train ya dafty

[16:33:56] ysalamiri no, they print bus schedules n everything

[16:34:19] ysalamiri i think texans hands out guns to primary school kids

[16:34:28] ysalamiri its in us law methinks

[16:35:00] ysalamiri americans cannot pronounce nuclear

[16:35:18] ysalamiri and now uk folk starting to do it too, like ex generals n shit, its pissin me off.

[16:35:42] ysalamiri gotta luv america? if not, u get bombed into last century,

[16:36:21] ysalamiri hey my paternal ancestry is norweigen

[16:36:32] ysalamiri maybe thats why i can ski

[16:37:19] ysalamiri ok im afk for dinner

[16:37:29] ysalamiri cheers HelderHeid

[17:01:55] ysalamiri achmed, word to the wisem wumman are always correct.

[17:02:39] ysalamiri blind leading blind in here

[17:02:49] ysalamiri hi MAGIC

[17:03:18] ysalamiri spammer

[17:03:45] ysalamiri ohi finally found capslock button, was in a munchy box in fridge

[17:03:54] ysalamiri :P

[17:04:20] ysalamiri i still dun get this a/b/c/d yak

[17:04:25] ysalamiri prolly a good thing

[17:15:24] ysalamiri ./kill DuckHunt

[17:15:29] ysalamiri get laid

[17:15:41] ysalamiri i rest my case.

[17:16:07] ysalamiri each to own i guess

[17:16:20] ysalamiri now im half hooked on that damn .mug game

[17:16:26] ysalamiri i always end up in psych ward

[17:16:35] ysalamiri still awaiting ketamine.

[17:16:45] ysalamiri hey Piccolo

[17:17:08] ysalamiri dahell is a jimmy jim

[17:17:15] ysalamiri prolly related to irish

[17:17:27] ysalamiri oh

[17:18:21] ysalamiri i have bnc, shoutcast server and 2 eggdrops to whack up and all i want to do is none of that

[17:19:26] ysalamiri isnt that winamp crap

[17:19:36] ysalamiri i prefer SAM broadcaster

[17:19:40] ysalamiri been a few yrs mind u

[17:19:54] ysalamiri but ive started picking up guitar again, so happy days

[17:20:10] ysalamiri i can barely recall friday

[17:20:41] ysalamiri u know, for an alkyholic, ive never tasted tequila

[17:21:04] ysalamiri only booze that isn't a depressant.

[17:21:45] ysalamiri a comedy then

[17:21:57] ysalamiri u drunk olredi irish?

[17:22:02] ysalamiri fs ur worse than i am

[17:22:15] ysalamiri rekt <--

[17:22:39] ysalamiri i toked half a dooby

[17:22:50] ysalamiri i may visit local offlicense soon

[17:22:56] ysalamiri what to do what to do

[17:23:59] ysalamiri lmao

[17:24:24] ysalamiri u have to check?

[17:24:45] ysalamiri lmao

[17:25:12] ysalamiri well yer in the correct channel, we are all cheeky fkrs here

[17:25:40] ysalamiri lawl

[17:26:21] ysalamiri i hear giraffes give good head.

[17:26:48] ysalamiri thats so girlie ct

[17:27:40] ysalamiri thanks for sharing

[17:28:10] ysalamiri lmao

[17:28:29] ysalamiri make any joints?

[18:09:00] ysalamiri .quote add <Black_Snow> confused af

[18:09:07] ysalamiri wc aboard

[18:09:21] ysalamiri the good ship nutterz-r-us

[18:10:13] ysalamiri i went to local offy for 2 boatz of gravy, that count?

[19:21:50] ysalamiri lot of kids are named after bible stuff

[19:50:05] ysalamiri herpes

[19:50:26] ysalamiri crotch critter alert

[19:51:11] ysalamiri oic, im not an expert on such things, im virginal.

[19:52:37] ysalamiri ah theology sure is fascinating

[19:52:49] ysalamiri i pray daily, guess line is bz

[19:53:23] ysalamiri here's how to get rid of crabs achmed, shave 1 half of poobz, burn other half.

[19:53:52] ysalamiri lmao Frogorg

[19:54:59] ysalamiri is pl related to jodie foster?

[19:55:10] ysalamiri Alicia Christian Foster

[19:55:13] ysalamiri FTW

[19:55:46] ysalamiri such a fascinating creature.

[19:56:01] ysalamiri afk time.

[19:56:06] ysalamiri hf all

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