IRC Driven

[07:28:46] h4 huh

[07:28:56] h4 hey hoes o/

[07:29:22] h4 garden tools

[07:51:59] h4 ComputerTech during reset of duckstats you must have made a mistake

[07:52:04] h4 i started out with 0xp

[07:52:11] h4 how do you expect me to wet people like that?

[07:55:05] h4 are you wet yet?

[07:57:20] h4 that is kick worthy

[08:00:09] h4 fifel you should visit ComputerTech

[08:00:18] h4 i heard beer (magners) is flowing in rivers around dunghill

[08:00:35] h4 ComputerTech only drinks tapwater and still ends up drunk every single day

[08:00:37] h4 amazing

[08:02:23] h4 BlackSnow stop walking on the street

[08:03:44] h4 <+fifel> australia is horny for the ct

[08:03:47] h4 ewww

[08:21:54] h4 fuck cars

[09:35:32] h4 don't you have to work today ComputerTech?

[09:36:29] h4 so are you an escort?

[09:36:37] h4 or some sort of Hure?

[10:40:04] h4 !bang

[10:40:25] h4 !shop 16 Neo_Nemesis

[10:43:05] h4 Neo_Nemesis best 10xp i ever spent :D

[10:43:23] h4 !duckstats

[10:43:33] h4 nah got 27xp still

[10:43:40] h4 shot a golden dick that gave me some xp :D

[10:50:00] h4 Mikoolo: s/North/Best/

[10:50:07] h4 ftfy

[10:51:59] h4 dodged a literal bullet there

[10:52:11] h4 they already sent a rocket towards sweden

[10:52:17] h4 but it dropped into the pacific

[10:54:20] h4 probably not

[10:54:21] h4 software failure

[10:54:23] h4 happens all the time

[10:54:25] h4 yolo!

[10:59:38] h4 !bang

[10:59:40] h4 nice

[10:59:55] h4 BlackSnow wants me to wet motherfuckers

[11:00:01] h4 that's why he does not shoot it himself

[11:00:08] h4 he knows he isn't on my radar yet

[11:00:13] h4 it's an investment

[11:00:28] h4 you got it back now though

[11:00:33] h4 because i shot the duck

[11:00:42] h4 try !reload

[11:27:12] h4 yay

[14:56:40] h4 Fensta you can always just play trivia

[14:57:18] h4 .trivia 10

[14:57:33] h4 lemme ask granpda

[14:57:50] h4 foxy this was before your time

[14:57:57] h4 betty davies

[14:58:02] h4 !bang

[14:58:13] h4 .skip

[14:58:22] h4 -.-

[14:58:44] h4 one man's

[14:58:46] h4 whatever

[14:59:01] h4 one man's jar

[14:59:05] h4 one man's tar

[14:59:07] h4 one man's car

[14:59:14] h4 perhaps not man's :D

[14:59:24] h4 lol

[14:59:28] h4 the double whitespace

[14:59:31] h4 thx foxy

[14:59:36] h4 elephant

[14:59:38] h4 rhinozeros

[14:59:57] h4 twice

[14:59:59] h4 three times

[15:00:05] h4 thirty minutes

[15:00:16] h4 crocodiles

[15:00:29] h4 herpes

[15:00:44] h4 chicken pox

[15:00:54] h4 dream

[15:00:55] h4 ha

[15:00:59] h4 naive

[15:01:02] h4 hermann

[15:01:12] h4 no

[15:01:15] h4 two

[15:01:19] h4 nine

[15:01:35] h4 lol

[15:02:11] h4 it does nothing

[15:02:46] h4 .tt

[15:03:10] h4 i can always ban him from elite-chat again

[15:03:15] h4 seems like nobody gives a fuck anyways

[15:03:15] h4 :D

[15:03:42] h4 that got him really mad yesterday

[15:03:49] h4 even you got some of the hate foxy

[15:13:06] h4 oh no

[15:28:15] h4 who doesn't, right?

[15:45:59] h4 there is a new update coming for stardew valley

[15:46:07] h4 i haven't read the article though

[15:46:12] h4 i suppose new features will be included

[15:46:27] h4 i don't even know where my switch is

[15:46:33] h4 it was at my sisters house for quite a while

[15:46:42] h4 but my niece was too young to understand pokémon

[15:46:50] h4 and only had some game that was really shitty

[15:46:54] h4 something with animals

[15:46:56] h4 made in unity

[15:47:02] h4 it was so lowcost it barely had any features

[15:47:05] h4 and was bugged

[15:47:07] h4 real trash

[15:47:09] h4 Herr Frogorg

[15:47:48] h4 haven't seen my niece since last wednesday :/

[15:48:00] h4 i saw her on video yesterday while she was at my parents house

[15:48:17] h4 and she happily told me about everything she could in that short timeframe

[15:48:43] h4 haha

[15:48:44] h4 how so?

[15:49:02] h4 how old is he?

[15:49:34] h4 how come he is bad at it?

[15:49:58] h4 Fensta, how come you barely know your nephew?

[15:50:16] h4 i mean with 14 it's probably too late to really become the cool uncle :d

[15:50:29] h4 i wasn't particularly interested in my aunts and uncles at that age

[15:52:22] h4 not a cool family?

[15:52:27] h4 or is it all you?

[15:52:55] h4 that can get lonely though

[15:52:58] h4 i think family is great

[15:52:59] h4 !bang

[15:53:05] h4 lol foxy :P

[15:53:13] h4 !topduck

[15:53:32] h4 i actually don't do a lot with friends in real life

[15:53:42] h4 lots of distance between me and friends i wanna do stuff with

[15:53:53] h4 on occasion i meet with people i know around my area

[15:53:57] h4 usually to smoke weed though

[15:54:02] h4 !bang

[15:54:05] h4 !reload

[15:54:11] h4 lol

[15:54:16] h4 no luck foxy :D

[15:54:28] h4 closest friend is some 40km gone

[15:54:33] h4 do you spawn ducks for yourself now?

[15:54:41] h4 lol Fensta

[15:54:54] h4 my weed dealer also started to act like we were buddies

[15:55:01] h4 i don't have any intention of becoming friends with him

[15:55:04] h4 he's a cool guy and all

[15:55:08] h4 but i hear shady shit about him

[15:55:31] h4 mine has stopped selling in small quantities

[15:55:41] h4 and i just don't wanna buy upwards 10g

[15:56:03] h4 i was told he just doesn't wanna invest time for small stuff anymore

[15:56:11] h4 10g is roughly 100€

[15:56:33] h4 .cc 10g to ounces

[15:57:02] h4 !bang

[15:57:04] h4 !bang

[15:57:05] h4 !bang

[15:57:06] h4 !bang

[15:57:11] h4 on two people?

[15:57:15] h4 and i get -5xp?

[15:57:19] h4 fick dich DuckHunt

[15:57:21] h4 !reload

[15:57:27] h4 foxy rearm please? :D

[15:57:49] h4 that is -9xp!!

[15:57:54] h4 $tell ComputerTech you fucktwat

[15:58:06] h4 !shop 5

[15:58:06] h4 !bang

[15:58:09] h4 !reload

[15:58:10] h4 !bang

[15:58:11] h4 !bang

[15:58:13] h4 !reload

[15:58:13] h4 !bang

[15:58:15] h4 !bang

[15:58:17] h4 !reload

[15:58:17] h4 !bang

[15:58:18] h4 !bang

[15:58:20] h4 !reload

[15:58:21] h4 !bang

[15:58:22] h4 !reload

[15:58:22] h4 !bang

[15:58:25] h4 fun!

[15:58:42] h4 ^

[15:58:45] h4 thx

[15:58:49] h4 i shot two people

[15:58:50] h4 and a duck

[15:58:53] h4 Fensta :D

[15:59:01] h4 but btt

[15:59:08] h4 glad my dealer stopped selling small quantities

[15:59:22] h4 i haven't smoked in over a year

[15:59:26] h4 well except that one time

[15:59:43] h4 and the fact that i can buy a minimum of 10g stops me from buying altogether

[16:00:00] h4 Fensta i smoked a joint couple weeks ago

[16:00:21] h4 i don't quite see what i saw in it

[16:00:28] h4 s/see/got/

[16:00:34] h4 s/got/get/

[16:00:49] h4 before i was almost always high

[16:01:00] h4 wake'n'bake was a thing too

[16:01:13] h4 even did it while being in homeoffice

[16:02:50] h4 germany

[16:03:05] h4 !bang

[16:03:16] h4 !duckstats

[16:03:27] h4 take some of them

[16:03:57] h4 you know being a male

[16:04:06] h4 i'm sure it's easy to find really cool females in every nation :D

[16:04:12] h4 here being?

[16:04:30] h4 hmm

[16:04:35] h4 need to see an example

[16:04:56] h4 are they looking like deadly?

[16:05:09] h4 oh god

[16:05:09] h4 eww

[16:05:13] h4 no thank you

[16:06:17] h4 yeah but deadly is gay

[16:08:13] h4 he sounds pretty gay to me

[16:20:35] h4 Piccolo so tell me, what thoughts are clouding your mind?

[18:06:20] h4 filmmilf?

[18:06:32] h4 wtf is wrong with you ComputerTech?

[18:31:08] h4 try it!

[18:31:17] h4 don't let anyone stop you

[18:31:21] h4 JUST DO IT!

[18:32:36] h4 it's been nice of the Nazis to build Autobahnen

[18:32:49] h4 what?

[18:33:53] h4 ok have fun with that o/

[18:34:33] h4 It's been....81 years since the Nazis had a successful war campaign

[18:34:54] h4 then they died

[18:35:02] h4 are now dead

[18:35:13] h4 problem solved

[18:35:25] h4 Nazi problem

[18:35:41] h4 1945 officially

[18:35:53] h4 im Reich

[18:36:32] h4 ancient?

[18:36:59] h4 some of us were probably

[18:37:05] h4 78 years ago

[18:37:12] h4 my grandma was already born when that happened

[18:37:15] h4 and she is still kicking

[18:37:39] h4 lets do another round

[18:37:54] h4 who?

[18:38:01] h4 .u rip thorn

[18:38:04] h4 .u tom green

[18:38:28] h4 i fail to understand those references

[18:38:54] h4 sounds like an idiot

[18:39:13] h4 so animal abuse for the sake of being a clown

[18:39:15] h4 got it

[18:40:08] h4 anal beads are not animals though

[18:40:19] h4 so the guy can stick whatever he likes up his ass as long as it does not live

[18:40:23] h4 or consents

[18:40:32] h4 stfu village idiot

[18:41:25] h4 but nobody wants to hear it

[18:43:16] h4 lol

[18:43:21] h4 rekt

[18:43:38] h4 no

[18:43:42] h4 but thanks for asking :D

[18:43:51] h4 oh shit i'm actually laughing

[18:44:07] h4 :D

[18:44:12] h4 you were asking permission to talk

[18:44:26] h4 ComputerTech never said yes

[18:44:31] h4 and Peorth obviously said no

[18:44:44] h4 zof only if ComputerTech drinks for free

[18:45:19] h4 i think that worked

[18:45:25] h4 you should allow him to talk ComputerTech

[18:45:29] h4 else he will be quiet for eternity

[18:48:13] h4 asking the right question Mikoolo

[18:49:16] h4 :D:D

[18:49:27] h4 just scroll down

[18:49:31] h4 click a name down there

[18:49:33] h4 and scroll back up

[18:49:36] h4 problem solved

[18:49:47] h4 i can feel the pain

[18:49:51] h4 once i selected a nick

[18:49:55] h4 i can't unselect

[18:50:00] h4 one nick stays selected

[18:50:15] h4 i need to fix that

[18:50:16] h4 brb

[18:50:17] h4 .k

[18:50:21] h4 there we go

[18:50:37] h4 Fensta if i try that now

[18:50:42] h4 and it does not work

[18:50:46] h4 i will have to kick myself again

[18:50:51] h4 fuck that worked

[18:50:55] h4 why do you know and i don't? :D

[18:51:02] h4 i'm not good with GUIs

[18:51:15] h4 but you have never used kvirc

[18:51:24] h4 that could have done any number of things

[18:51:28] h4 launch a missile from russia

[18:51:36] h4 disgusting

[18:51:39] h4 i'm not even using that

[18:54:09] h4 you mean proprietary garbage?

[18:54:22] h4 i am afraid Richard Stallman will kick down my door and talk to me about software freedom

[18:54:30] h4 from the looks of it he probably smells funny

[18:55:25] h4 https://libreddit.miaoute.net/preview/external-pre/_4dkTfWkeKVIl7znEvLys3aFOf9R2VWuqVdSyNgn0Ow.jpg?auto=webp&s=cd794a66b90545bb1a59386fb1ee251d6c140ac0

[18:55:28] h4 i mean

[18:55:31] h4 ofc i'm afraid of thatguy

[18:56:34] h4 not elitechat?

[18:56:41] h4 even you don't use your own crap

[18:56:42] h4 wth?

[18:56:47] h4 beta?

[18:56:51] h4 it's hardly finished at all

[18:56:59] h4 no no

[18:57:06] h4 beta is mostly finished

[18:57:18] h4 this thing is

[18:57:20] h4 a draft

[18:57:33] h4 it's not minimal

[18:57:40] h4 it's the equivalent of a blog post about using PyQT5

[18:57:40] h4 :D

[18:57:55] h4 that won't improve it

[18:59:44] h4 !bang

[18:59:47] h4 !shop 5

[18:59:48] h4 !bang

[18:59:55] h4 torresjrjr next time, MOVE

[19:00:05] h4 FOURTY FUCKING XP FOR BUYING BACK YOUR GUN!?

[19:00:13] h4 no wonder people rearm themselves

[19:01:36] h4 calm down!

[19:01:56] h4 now slap ComputerTech

[19:02:23] h4 das kann ich ja leiden

[19:02:33] h4 komische Schweden die die Taten der Nationalsozialisten verherrlichen

[19:30:31] h4 <+Frogorg> Ahsoka: as funny as syphilis

[19:30:32] h4 dayum!

[19:30:33] h4 !bang

[19:30:34] h4 !bang

[19:30:36] h4 !bang

[19:35:31] h4 stop slapping tjr

[19:35:48] h4 violence is never the answer!

[19:36:00] h4 you should suck him off instead

[19:36:03] h4 that'll show him!!

[19:36:16] h4 no

[19:36:17] h4 you are

[19:36:20] h4 now do it

[19:36:23] h4 me too

[19:36:29] h4 yeah

[19:36:59] h4 look at him being all excited

[19:37:05] h4 yes

[19:37:10] h4 obviously

[19:37:19] h4 nice Ahsoka

[19:37:29] h4 lets celebrate it by being straight

[19:37:43] h4 nice

[19:37:47] h4 no you are curvy

[19:38:02] h4 !bang

[19:38:04] h4 !bang

[19:38:05] h4 !bang

[19:38:07] h4 !reload

[19:38:08] h4 !bang

[19:38:21] h4 MAGIC that'S right

[19:38:24] h4 oh and ComputerTech

[19:38:33] h4 who the fuck decided it's 40 xp to buy back a gun

[19:38:38] h4 while you asswipe do it twice

[19:38:41] h4 within a minute

[19:38:43] h4 for 0xp

[19:38:55] h4 no wonder people who can rearm themselves keep winning

[19:39:01] h4 rigged

[19:39:03] h4 Kowal?

[19:39:04] h4 rigged!

[19:39:09] h4 stfu

[19:39:46] h4 oh speaking of idiots

[19:39:49] h4 .quote add <~Peorth> Clive_Rosfield every village needs their idiot, you're ours, for better or worse.

[19:39:54] h4 :D

[19:40:02] h4 ja

[19:40:04] h4 und !rearm MAGIC

[19:40:07] h4 du Schummler

[19:40:17] h4 lol

[19:40:20] h4 pleb

[19:40:22] h4 get on our level

[19:40:35] h4 waaaaaaas?

[19:40:38] h4 so ComputerTech

[19:40:45] h4 since you are this special fullstack developer

[19:40:53] h4 why not alter duckhunt to make it more fair?

[19:41:03] h4 instead of taking a gun until a duck is shot

[19:41:07] h4 return it after some time

[19:41:14] h4 or give everybody the ability to use !rearm

[19:41:14] h4 or

[19:41:16] h4 nobody

[19:41:20] h4 yes

[19:41:36] h4 seems highly unfair to pay 40xp to get a gun back

[19:41:46] h4 sure you all do

[19:41:51] h4 but sometimes you aren't active

[19:41:57] h4 and i have to pay FOUR BUCKETS OF WATER to get my gun back

[19:42:08] h4 it's all about the water

[19:42:14] h4 couldn't care less about the actual game :D

[19:42:18] h4 yeah same

[19:42:36] h4 ComputerTech and since my face looks like a trainwreck

[19:42:39] h4 i have to use buckets full of water

[19:42:43] h4 oh it does

[19:42:48] h4 i can make kids cry by smiling at them

[19:42:59] h4 i tried wearing masks

[19:43:22] h4 is he at it again?

[19:43:24] h4 i unbanned him

[19:44:13] h4 TheFatherMind easy there

[19:44:29] h4 i like the topic

[19:44:34] h4 about ComputerTech not being a computer tech

[19:44:59] h4 you guys wanna see my dick?

[19:45:03] h4 https://ibb.co/2MCCGfq NSFW

[19:45:16] h4 !shop 16 TheFatherMind

[19:45:25] h4 huge

[19:45:28] h4 zoom in

[19:45:43] h4 no u >:(

[19:51:10] h4 the audacity

[19:51:15] h4 duckhunt means nothing to him

[19:51:24] h4 duckhunt is life!

[19:51:54] h4 look how he also didn't care about your patting and your pathetic gesture of love towards him

[19:51:56] h4 rekt ComputerTech :D

[19:53:11] h4 yeah

[19:53:14] h4 go Kowal!

[19:54:03] h4 no hints!

[19:54:16] h4 richard maine

[19:54:27] h4 what is hec ramsay anyways?

[19:54:36] h4 magners

[19:54:38] h4 a cold beer

[19:54:47] h4 gestapo

[19:54:52] h4 yes

[19:54:58] h4 zimbabwe

[19:55:00] h4 nigeria

[19:55:05] h4 asturia

[19:55:15] h4 albania

[19:55:28] h4 what?

[19:55:30] h4 .skip

[19:55:32] h4 pff

[19:55:39] h4 18

[19:55:42] h4 9

[19:55:43] h4 8

[19:55:45] h4 shit

[19:55:48] h4 twelve

[19:56:00] h4 twoo lol

[19:56:06] h4 bamboo

[19:56:09] h4 bitch please

[19:56:23] h4 esmerald

[19:56:26] h4 shit

[19:56:32] h4 die

[19:56:47] h4 readtag

[19:57:24] h4 gradeate

[19:57:35] h4 no clue

[19:57:38] h4 .t en de gradate

[19:57:41] h4 abstufen

[19:57:43] h4 downgrade

[19:57:44] h4 huh

[19:57:52] h4 1957

[19:57:53] h4 1958

[19:57:55] h4 1959

[19:57:57] h4 1962

[19:58:00] h4 1922

[19:58:01] h4 1923

[19:58:02] h4 1924

[19:58:03] h4 1925

[19:58:04] h4 1926

[19:58:04] h4 1927

[19:58:05] h4 1928

[19:58:07] h4 1929

[19:58:09] h4 yes

[19:58:10] h4 i knew it!

[19:58:15] h4 .tt

[19:58:19] h4 still 18 points to go

[19:58:27] h4 Mikoolo it's all about speed

[19:58:29] h4 take a lot of it

[19:58:54] h4 oof

[19:59:00] h4 a confirmed one at that

[19:59:08] h4 the other virgins at least claim to have conquered

[19:59:23] h4 neither do i

[19:59:40] h4 nice

[19:59:41] h4 :D

[19:59:47] h4 who banned you??

[19:59:54] h4 but i can't kick you

[20:00:03] h4 Mikoolo s/annon/hill/

[20:00:09] h4 Mikoolo: s/annon/hill/

[20:01:05] h4 seems legit

[20:01:07] h4 lets go with that

[20:02:14] h4 phonekait seems really obsessed with coitus

[20:02:18] h4 you think she is a virgin herself?

[20:02:24] h4 maybe Don is made up

[20:02:32] h4 i have not received the invitation to their wedding

[20:02:34] h4 so

[20:02:38] h4 right

[20:02:50] h4 still think Don is a cat

[20:03:14] h4 nobody has seen those

[20:03:17] h4 yes

[20:03:23] h4 so don is a cat after all

[20:03:24] h4 i knew it

[20:03:26] h4 Stubentiger!

[20:03:33] h4 a bald cat?

[20:03:35] h4 those are ugly

[20:03:49] h4 Mikoolo probably the milk man

[20:04:03] h4 another pic of the milkman?

[20:04:21] h4 yes

[20:04:25] h4 what is? :D

[20:04:34] h4 i'm not bald

[20:04:40] h4 i haven't shaved my hair in more than a month

[20:04:42] h4 i look ridiculous

[20:04:49] h4 he is black?

[20:04:50] h4 nice

[20:05:02] h4 !bang

[20:05:05] h4 that cunt

[20:05:19] h4 who's the teddy in the background?

[20:05:29] h4 and how old is that computer?

[20:05:36] h4 funny colors

[20:05:48] h4 look at the pic

[20:05:53] h4 "Don" is wearing shoes

[20:05:55] h4 inside, at home?

[20:05:56] h4 yeah right

[20:05:58] h4 delivery guy for sure

[20:06:12] h4 and you are the customer

[20:06:15] h4 i understand

[20:06:49] h4 oh wow

[20:06:51] h4 a coworker

[20:06:52] h4 i knew it

[20:07:06] h4 look at that Hi Kait up there

[20:07:18] h4 clearly he is a coworker or the mail man

[20:07:21] h4 or milk man

[20:07:27] h4 phonekait confirmed virgin

[20:07:38] h4 that room spray

[20:07:41] h4 it upsets me

[20:08:24] h4 found a retard quote

[20:08:46] h4 if only people knew that you didn#t even know we were talking about oracle db

[20:08:54] h4 you talked shit about virtualbox afterwards :D

[20:09:08] h4 the milk man spent the night at your place?

[20:09:19] h4 that spray bottle on the counter

[20:09:24] h4 defense?

[20:09:36] h4 the lamp

[20:09:40] h4 .t lampenschirm

[20:09:45] h4 the shade upsets me

[20:09:55] h4 also your wall needs work

[20:10:11] h4 hey

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