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[07:23:37] h4 sop how does this "computerteching" work?

[07:23:44] h4 do we get drunk and piss ourselves?

[07:35:13] h4 and what about the sheep?

[07:35:23] h4 speaking of virgins

[07:35:30] h4 you think phonekait has released the milk man yet?

[07:39:29] h4 well we figured since she is always on about others being virgins

[07:39:33] h4 that she herself must be a virgin

[07:39:48] h4 else why would you be so focused on that?

[07:39:57] h4 then she started sending pics of her coworker

[07:40:02] h4 or the milk man, we are not sure yet

[07:40:22] h4 and in one pic the guy was in a bat and flashed his nipple

[07:40:25] h4 *bed

[07:40:49] h4 he had a dangerous wildcat on top of him so he was probably scared to run away

[07:43:25] h4 did you just shoot my duck?

[07:43:41] h4 that looked like my duck

[07:44:03] h4 i'll allow it

[07:47:24] h4 !bang

[07:47:37] h4 that duck had a swastika armband

[07:47:39] h4 i swear!

[08:07:51] h4 ...

[08:08:04] h4 better luck next time

[09:02:55] h4 oh god

[09:03:01] h4 not this guy

[09:03:04] h4 hey ComputerTech o/

[09:03:16] h4 you don't need to work today ComputerTech

[09:03:23] h4 it's 3rd of October

[09:03:27] h4 you celebrate TAG DER DEUTSCHEN EINHEIT

[09:03:34] h4 it's a holiday

[09:03:42] h4 you won't lift a finger today

[09:03:53] h4 else the germans will raise camps near you

[09:03:57] h4 and we all know what germans use camps for

[09:04:34] h4 or americans used camps for during ww2

[09:04:47] h4 ComputerTech don't be ridiculous

[09:04:59] h4 obviously police is still working

[09:05:02] h4 as well as hospital staff

[09:05:08] h4 jerking off probably

[09:05:51] h4 no ComputerTech, Jerry is working his 9 to 5 today

[09:05:55] h4 he does not believe in Germany

[09:06:02] h4 what the fuck do you want me to say?

[09:06:08] h4 it's a national holiday

[09:06:41] h4 stfu

[09:06:42] h4 stfu

[09:06:48] h4 indeed

[09:06:52] h4 waking up a german on a holiday

[09:06:54] h4 at 11 am

[09:06:57] h4 fucking rude cunt

[09:07:17] h4 i should have known that the concept of timezones is too much for your little brain

[09:07:36] h4 as we germans say

[09:07:44] h4 Leichte Schläge auf den Hinterkopf erhöhen das Denkvermögen

[09:07:47] h4 try hitting yourself instead

[09:08:26] h4 don't slap yourself too hard though

[09:08:42] h4 else you might get a career in concussion eggball

[09:08:54] h4 yes Neo_Nemesis

[09:08:57] h4 thanks for letting us know

[09:09:06] h4 we all hate Volkswagen

[09:09:09] h4 they got caught cheating twice

[09:09:16] h4 and got away with it

[09:09:16] h4 twice

[09:09:28] h4 they actually pay a decent wage

[09:09:33] h4 but not the point

[09:09:48] h4 only people like Audi could consider them "cool"

[09:09:59] h4 as much as the irish hate alcoholism

[09:09:59] h4 yes

[09:10:12] h4 stfu ComputerTech

[09:10:14] h4 even worse company

[09:10:19] h4 owned by two people

[09:10:22] h4 who make BILLIONS off of it

[09:10:29] h4 without lifting a fucking finger

[09:10:37] h4 how is that good?

[09:11:05] h4 i asked you HOW it is good

[09:11:18] h4 he has a point

[09:11:27] h4 you're an idiot ComputerTech

[09:11:35] h4 go ride a horse you backwards irish fuck

[09:11:55] h4 the newer ones or old ones

[09:11:56] h4 ?

[09:12:20] h4 so Golf IV is still in that area

[09:12:33] h4 that was a car you could still work on at least

[09:12:48] h4 although electronics in that car were fucked

[09:12:59] h4 stfu ComputerTech

[09:13:02] h4 it's the same manufacturer

[09:13:08] h4 he is talking about volkswagens over there

[09:13:13] h4 ford is literal garbage

[09:13:21] h4 er fuhr Ford und kam nie wieder

[09:13:26] h4 Ford - fast only rolling downhill

[09:13:45] h4 except Apple

[09:13:49] h4 every new product is great

[09:13:52] h4 everybody is getting wet

[09:13:59] h4 they literally tear their hair out

[09:14:05] h4 tons of review videos where customers suck apples dick

[09:14:13] h4 glorious

[09:14:20] h4 Tesla

[09:14:25] h4 greatest cars ever

[09:14:39] h4 ok boomer

[09:14:52] h4 it's just not the same without the smell

[09:15:10] h4 i for one think cars are shit in general

[09:15:20] h4 i like to drive but i really don't want to own a car

[09:15:37] h4 just looking outside my window makes me hate the things even more

[09:15:41] h4 they take up so much space

[09:15:53] h4 sure grandpa

[09:15:57] h4 lets get you back to bed, shall we?

[09:16:05] h4 but i agree

[09:16:14] h4 technology hasn't made any huge leaps

[09:16:20] h4 it just got worse for the customer

[09:16:24] h4 longevity has decreased

[09:16:35] h4 CaaS

[09:16:55] h4 too much unnecessary electrical crap

[09:17:10] h4 why would i need an app that connects to my volkswagen per bluetooth?

[09:17:17] h4 it gives me the possibility to unlock the car

[09:17:21] h4 honk the fucking horn

[09:17:27] h4 or turn on and blink the lights

[09:17:29] h4 WHY?

[09:17:49] h4 i heard

[09:17:58] h4 wasn't BMW one of the first to do that?

[09:18:24] h4 which one was it?

[09:18:29] h4 i saw a vidoe about that

[09:19:22] h4 isn't complexity a great thing?

[09:19:50] h4 look how ComputerTech magically disappeared

[09:20:04] h4 guess glorifying bmw for no reason has worn out

[09:20:26] h4 or the irish escort got a customer

[09:20:50] h4 as if they were supposed to last

[09:21:26] h4 had a 2001 W203 Mercedes C-Class

[09:21:32] h4 apart from the electronics shitting the bucket here and there

[09:21:47] h4 oh yeah

[09:21:49] h4 fuck yeah

[09:21:54] h4 but the engine was top notch

[09:22:05] h4 barely any maintenance or repairs required while i had the car

[09:22:09] h4 absolutely great

[09:22:20] h4 but agreed, electrical issues were a thing

[09:22:33] h4 best thing was in late fall when all my electronics just fucked up

[09:22:36] h4 and suddenly the car was dark

[09:22:48] h4 i was still driving but nothing else worked

[09:23:19] h4 it worked best when it was hot outside

[09:27:22] h4 there is?

[09:27:46] h4 powerbank

[09:27:46] h4 :D:

[09:28:08] h4 powerbank in a backpack

[10:28:30] h4 arab

[10:30:15] h4 time we talked shit about americans again

[10:30:25] h4 why is it like, they use like the word like like all the time?

[10:30:32] h4 this is like totally unnecessary

[10:30:34] h4 and like really annoying

[10:30:37] h4 like it annoys me

[10:31:06] h4 perhaps i shouldn't consume american podcasts

[10:31:13] h4 i hate them

[10:31:43] h4 and that's it, like, ok, like

[10:31:53] h4 and ... like ... what we first did

[10:31:57] h4 i hate it

[10:31:59] h4 rehearse that shit

[10:32:24] h4 some harbinger fella?

[10:32:29] h4 .quote search h4rb1ng3r

[10:32:33] h4 :D

[10:33:27] h4 old nba stuff

[10:33:28] h4 how old?

[10:33:43] h4 meh quality

[10:38:48] h4 !bang

[13:48:29] h4 as if you shared music

[13:48:45] h4 you only share pain and cringe

[13:49:24] h4 and always garbage

[13:49:47] h4 the entire song is shit

[13:49:51] h4 even if it was sung by geese

[13:50:05] h4 hey AIDS sucks

[13:50:09] h4 but AIDS by italians is fun

[15:04:36] h4 so ComputerTech

[15:04:40] h4 ganzen Tag wieder rumgepimmelt?

[15:12:08] h4 stop handing alcohol to people

[15:12:11] h4 you may not have noticed

[15:12:13] h4 but alcohol is a drug

[15:12:22] h4 might take you another decade

[15:12:31] h4 but it destroys lives!

[15:12:53] h4 .yt d-i-s-c-o

[15:13:17] h4 ooo?

[15:13:25] h4 it'S clearly not what i intended

[15:13:28] h4 but enjoy anyways

[15:13:31] h4 thx Mikoolo

[15:13:35] h4 he has culture

[15:13:56] h4 lol i'm gonna click that foxy

[15:14:06] h4 it is Mikoolo

[15:14:53] h4 aaron quit!?

[15:14:56] h4 hahaha

[15:15:09] h4 what a bitch lol

[15:15:28] h4 have you told him to join #80s like my other victims?

[15:15:52] h4 trololol

[15:15:59] h4 new nick

[15:16:05] h4 hides from me now

[15:17:52] h4 wow

[15:18:12] h4 is that vtuber garbage?

[15:18:39] h4 vtuber and censored

[15:18:43] h4 just how shitty can the internet become?

[15:19:26] h4 ich richte dir gleich die Nase du Kacklappen

[15:19:34] h4 wow

[15:19:36] h4 ads suck so much

[15:19:38] h4 fuck twitch

[15:19:45] h4 why is my adblocker not working?

[15:20:09] h4 never

[15:20:11] h4 until recently

[15:20:20] h4 well ublock origin

[15:20:27] h4 not some crappy chrome garbage

[15:20:38] h4 firefox with ublock all the way

[15:20:53] h4 oh stfu ComputerTech

[15:20:58] h4 what is getting nicer at it?

[15:21:09] h4 gj Chiester

[15:21:18] h4 ComputerTech how is it faster than fedora?

[15:21:20] h4 enlighten me!

[15:21:33] h4 next tell me aobut the superiority of that apt abomination

[15:21:40] h4 you have seen reviews

[15:21:49] h4 and how did they measure it?

[15:22:13] h4 so you have no idea why it's faster

[15:22:15] h4 but you heard it is

[15:22:18] h4 thus it is

[15:22:33] h4 so i heard that on average you eat eight spiders a year

[15:22:35] h4 at night

[15:22:39] h4 they crawl into your mouth

[15:22:52] h4 gullible as i am

[15:23:00] h4 i won't question it, it was an article after all

[15:23:18] h4 Chiester fake news, not from a trustworthy news article

[15:23:52] h4 i will just quote the topic

[15:24:01] h4 Disclaimer: ComputerTech is not a computer tech and should not be asked for technical advice

[15:24:04] h4 and that's that

[15:24:12] h4 not his fault fedora is slower than ubuntu lol

[15:25:10] h4 care to share the reviews?

[15:25:13] h4 i am dying to know!

[15:25:45] h4 Chiester: the only funny content including linus tech tips were the videos he did with electroboom

[15:25:49] h4 and that'S because of mehdi

[15:26:07] h4 ComputerTech: i wouldn't expect a fullstack developer to have time for such foolery

[15:26:32] h4 but no ComputerTech

[15:26:37] h4 i am dead serious

[15:26:42] h4 link to the source of your opinion

[15:27:48] h4 oh well in that case

[15:27:54] h4 show me your results later on

[15:28:03] h4 make it worth my while though

[15:29:54] h4 oh no

[15:30:03] h4 after the success your last video has been :D

[15:30:18] h4 a video showing you installing some shit off the playstore

[15:30:20] h4 60k views

[15:30:21] h4 LOL

[15:30:38] h4 the average youtuber must be smart

[15:31:36] h4 you change your opinion because you are being criticized for it?

[15:31:45] h4 man this is quite the rollercoaster for me :D

[15:32:01] h4 so we can agree that fedora is faster than ubuntu

[15:32:02] h4 right?

[15:32:12] h4 :D

[15:32:32] h4 it is upsetting Chiester

[15:32:40] h4 buy yourself some round Pizzableche

[15:32:56] h4 also looks burned at the edges

[15:33:00] h4 apart from that

[15:33:00] h4 tasty

[15:33:15] h4 italian pizza is not round?

[15:33:19] h4 +1 for the jalapenos

[15:33:27] h4 -.-

[15:33:45] h4 Piccolo wdym satans birthday?

[15:33:49] h4 it's Tag der Deutschen Einheit

[15:33:53] h4 yeah fuck this twitch

[15:34:02] h4 not gonna watch another 30 secs of shitty ads

[15:34:20] h4 you should see the quote with Peorth talking about the village idiot :D

[15:35:58] h4 ComputerTech are you testing right now?

[15:50:05] h4 !bang

[15:50:07] h4 !reload

[15:50:25] h4 bacon and chicken

[15:50:40] h4 blue cheese is just disgusting

[15:51:06] h4 you eat that entire thing by yourself?

[15:51:21] h4 that is a lot

[15:51:42] h4 my pizzas are pretty big and that shit stuffs me for an entire day

[15:51:47] h4 couldn#t imagine eating all of that

[15:52:11] h4 Mikoolo i mean there is a limit to how much weight a human body can gain

[15:52:12] h4 right?

[15:52:32] h4 who?

[15:54:01] h4 just image search about that one

[15:54:04] h4 disgusting

[15:54:22] h4 635kg...glad to see there are still millions of people starving on this planet

[15:54:30] h4 but this fat fuck got to become an elephant

[15:54:49] h4 just abort him then

[15:55:05] h4 guess the lynch mob in africa is still trying to get tires around his fat body

[15:55:08] h4 to burn him alive

[15:55:21] h4 he probably eats an african a day

[15:55:36] h4 but there is barely any meat on him

[15:55:38] h4 that's all fat

[15:55:53] h4 Chiester keep eating pizzas like that and you won't :D

[15:56:49] h4 i mean getting fat is easy

[15:56:55] h4 but getting to 600kg+

[15:56:57] h4 as a land mammal

[15:57:17] h4 but this does not happen overnight

[15:57:33] h4 they are progressing towards being a huge blob

[15:57:42] h4 at some point they have to wonder if they need help

[15:57:52] h4 well ukrainian living in america

[15:57:56] h4 help might be expensive

[15:58:22] h4 this is absolutely disgusting

[16:09:24] h4 you mean concussion ball

[16:09:28] h4 goes for football too though

[16:09:56] h4 and that, unlike concussion ball, is spread all over the world

[16:13:09] h4 no i mean football as in soccer

[16:13:15] h4 i made the distinction to concussion ball :D

[16:18:14] h4 the packers are not a baseball team

[16:18:15] h4 are they?

[16:23:50] h4 but

[16:23:55] h4 i just bully people on irc

[16:24:00] h4 how does that make me a bad person? :'(

[16:30:56] h4 your kind words are really touching Mikoolo

[16:30:57] h4 <3

[16:32:22] h4 !bang

[16:32:23] h4 !bang

[16:32:41] h4 Mikoolo i mean you can always go pirate

[16:32:56] h4 piracy is dominated by somalians however

[16:33:01] h4 have to find a niche for your swedish crew

[16:33:25] h4 you can always become an internet pirate

[16:33:36] h4 by illegally downloading copyrighted shit

[16:33:42] h4 thus hurting people

[16:33:45] h4 or whatever

[16:33:54] h4 enslaving?

[16:33:59] h4 they will enlist because of Mikoolos fame

[16:34:09] h4 i will even allow him to use my name in advertisement

[16:34:12] h4 talented irc bully

[16:34:32] h4 he leads through courage

[16:35:02] h4 lol Frogorg

[16:35:12] h4 he never stopped the download :O

[16:35:21] h4 the girl will enjoy the foo fighters without having paid for it

[16:37:38] h4 !bang

[16:37:40] h4 !reload

[16:37:41] h4 !bang

[16:37:45] h4 fck off tyler

[16:38:23] h4 !reload

[16:41:33] h4 !duckstats

[16:41:40] h4 easily six buckets of water

[17:09:37] h4 !bang

[17:09:39] h4 !bang

[17:09:42] h4 !reload

[17:29:23] h4 !shop 16 Clive_Rosfield

[19:20:48] h4 huh

[19:32:41] h4 sounds like a trap

[19:33:34] h4 "So honey, this is the guy from the internet with the vtuber and gun jesus videos"

[19:33:36] h4 "We can trust him"

[19:33:42] h4 "don't worry about his eyepatch"

[20:24:43] h4 ComputerTech why should anybody imagine you being bullied?

[20:24:47] h4 you are basically the doormat here

[20:25:09] h4 ComputerTech behave

[20:25:13] h4 it is not nice to say that

[20:26:08] h4 she was impolite to you ComputerTech

[20:26:13] h4 what's this talk about males?

[20:29:52] h4 nobody does

[20:36:59] h4 what?

[20:37:02] h4 !bang

[20:37:05] h4 he ate me out

[21:08:11] h4 oh booohoo

[21:08:15] h4 look at the poor guy

[21:08:20] h4 he got up at 6 in the morning

[21:08:27] h4 he is awake for 16 hours now!!

[21:08:30] h4 INCREDIBLE

[21:08:45] h4 no human has ever managed to stay awake for 16 hours

[21:09:14] h4 yes thank you Clive_Rosfield

[21:09:20] h4 i did not expect you to understand sarcasm ;)

[21:11:01] h4 really

[21:11:12] h4 don't body yourself claiming i was not a german

[21:11:18] h4 my german speaks for itself

[21:12:11] h4 irish666 know a lot of those?

[21:12:56] h4 irish666 can read accents

[21:13:19] h4 guess you must have been awake for 16 hours too

[21:14:02] h4 ComputerTech but why?

[21:14:05] h4 also gay

[21:14:21] h4 he does not get sarcasm either?

[21:14:27] h4 you are assembling quite the bunch of morons here ComputerTech

[21:15:05] h4 me and all my three raspberry pis

[21:15:42] h4 you only dare to say that because chronic isn't around

[21:16:09] h4 oh

[21:16:12] h4 seems like i need to get to work

[21:16:26] h4 oh

[21:16:29] h4 that's not in #elite-chat :(

[21:16:52] h4 must be shitters then

[21:17:10] h4 you know exactly what your mistake was

[21:17:18] h4 you did not take his side when he argued with me

[21:17:57] h4 the fact that he runs his mouth about me is adorable :D

[21:18:15] h4 i will just continue to do whatever i can to make him mad

[21:18:35] h4 oh look at that ComputerTech

[21:18:42] h4 death threats against other users

[21:18:50] h4 sure now tors can be /killed

[21:18:58] h4 yeah but never to my face

[21:19:16] h4 only when he thinks i'm not around to see it :D

[21:19:20] h4 virtually

[21:19:30] h4 he has the perfect defense

[21:19:38] h4 he just doesn't understand most insults i throw at him

[21:19:45] h4 i have yet to find a way past that defense

[21:23:48] h4 foxy i can't set a permanent ban there

[21:31:00] h4 think she feels alone over there?

[21:31:10] h4 nobody who understands her weird fetish for sheepskin

[21:31:35] h4 your territory

[21:32:48] h4 i don't know

[21:32:51] h4 with ComputerTechs face

[22:01:09] h4 go to bed ComputerTech

[22:01:13] h4 you are up for 17 hours now

[22:01:21] h4 how can you even stay awake after this long time?

[22:01:25] h4 you should take amphetamines

[22:02:12] h4 already forgot phish

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