IRC Driven

[05:17:17] h4 !shop 16 Neo_Nemesis

[05:18:28] h4 you watch her?

[05:19:37] h4 i have no idea who that is

[05:20:05] h4 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosario_Dawson#/media/File:Rosario_Dawson_SXSW_2022.jpg

[05:20:06] h4 oh god no

[05:20:12] h4 that is not hot

[05:20:22] h4 look at those nails

[05:20:24] h4 tons of makeup

[05:20:34] h4 that ugly top she's wearing

[05:21:14] h4 !bang

[05:21:17] h4 dude

[05:21:24] h4 why did you moron try to shoot? :D

[05:21:29] h4 you are wet and it was way too late

[05:21:45] h4 typical drug user

[05:22:27] h4 figures that you're high

[05:22:33] h4 the Ahsoka series would be shitty otherwise

[05:23:29] h4 i watched two episodes

[05:23:35] h4 i was annoyed by the shitty droids

[05:24:15] h4 i mean C3PO being a smartass worked for him

[05:24:22] h4 but it has played out

[05:24:30] h4 it's not funny anymore and lets be honest

[05:24:36] h4 C3PO was annoying as well

[05:24:56] h4 right

[05:25:02] h4 smartassed by a fucking droid

[05:25:09] h4 how dare that machine talk back and make jokes!?

[05:25:16] h4 elbow it to the head

[05:25:22] h4 for whatever reason in star wars this works

[05:25:43] h4 i prefer the asimov robots

[05:25:46] h4 not the star wars shit

[05:30:25] h4 fucking nerds everywhere

[05:30:27] h4 i despise nerds

[05:40:27] h4 !topduck

[05:40:33] h4 you want to win, huh?

[05:40:54] h4 what's the prize?

[05:42:06] h4 oh dear

[10:12:45] h4 oh look, ComputerTech is still waiting for work to come to him

[10:13:25] h4 <~yournamehere> not like you work! errday is friday for you

[10:13:26] h4 nice

[10:13:27] h4 :D

[10:16:11] h4 no that was another channel lol

[10:16:26] h4 but it's nice that i was able to confuse

[13:14:08] h4 ComputerTech is he required to tell us?

[13:51:45] h4 <@adro> but if he was in therapy he wouldnt be on here EVERY DAY wanting constant sympathy and centering all of his life, and the lives of us in here with it

[13:51:46] h4 huh

[13:51:55] h4 i mean now that you mention it

[13:52:02] h4 !bang

[13:52:05] h4 !reload

[13:52:05] h4 !bang

[13:52:09] h4 fuck off supr

[13:52:12] h4 rearm please?

[13:52:19] h4 no need

[13:52:21] h4 !reload

[13:52:38] h4 move fucker!

[13:52:52] h4 wow

[13:52:54] h4 such talent

[13:52:58] h4 ^

[13:53:27] h4 ComputerTech: so you're saying he just wants everybody to know about his tough life?

[13:53:37] h4 basically you are calling him an attention whore

[13:53:47] h4 tbf

[13:53:51] h4 he only told me once

[13:54:01] h4 and rarely points out that there is something in his head

[13:54:11] h4 it's not like he brings it up in every conversation

[13:54:32] h4 "Hey Mikoolo, it's raining hard here" - "Yeah rain sucks, glad i got something in my head and can prove it

[13:54:33] h4 "

[13:54:34] h4 :D

[13:54:57] h4 well it does come up quite a lot

[13:55:03] h4 but he does not really pester people with it

[13:55:05] h4 imo

[13:55:35] h4 you like that

[13:55:43] h4 as if you haven't bookmarked every vtuber link

[13:57:29] h4 oh no

[13:57:32] h4 when he says 'cute'

[13:57:34] h4 he is about to rape

[13:57:36] h4 :x

[13:57:51] h4 ComputerTech don't call me cute

[13:57:54] h4 i will rape back

[13:58:45] h4 perhaps you like the prospect of being raped

[13:58:52] h4 i don't know what went wrong in your childhood

[13:58:57] h4 only you can answer that

[13:59:11] h4 i mean "short"

[13:59:15] h4 you're what? 1,90m?

[13:59:33] h4 bitch please

[13:59:33] h4 6cm

[13:59:42] h4 my dick is bigger than the difference

[13:59:45] h4 maybe for you it's a lot

[14:00:06] h4 average where?

[14:00:19] h4 is that as accurate as "fedora is slower than ubuntu because youtube told me so"?

[14:00:41] h4 i remember any mistakes

[14:00:45] h4 to use them against people

[14:00:51] h4 haha

[14:01:02] h4 ComputerTechs first command

[14:01:04] h4 sudo -i

[14:01:07] h4 userdel root

[14:01:07] h4 :D

[14:01:21] h4 suuuure

[14:01:23] h4 that is what you meant

[14:01:25] h4 riiiight

[14:01:29] h4 ofc it was!

[14:01:41] h4 you'd be the first script kiddie to skip login attempts as root

[14:01:45] h4 because nobody would use that username

[14:01:45] h4 :D

[14:30:05] h4 devouring the feces that lay within?

[14:30:19] h4 who made an alabama hotpocket out of mariah?

[14:30:33] h4 shortly before christmas! She is preparing to annoy us all with christmas songs

[14:30:40] h4 she and Wham

[14:31:00] h4 also she must be old by now

[14:31:15] h4 54

[14:31:20] h4 might as well eat out madonna

[14:31:21] h4 yuck

[14:31:33] h4 and far uglier

[14:31:57] h4 my my

[14:32:00] h4 mariah put on some pounds

[14:33:00] h4 oh god lol

[14:33:05] h4 i searched for madonna 2023

[14:33:08] h4 this abomination

[14:33:09] h4 yuck!!

[14:33:24] h4 with that bretzels hairstyle

[14:33:45] h4 her face looks like she gets regular beatings

[14:34:18] h4 why the hell is that woman still relevant?

[14:34:32] h4 65

[15:18:02] h4 mighty slap

[15:18:04] h4 from ComputerTech

[15:18:11] h4 don't make me laugh

[15:18:15] h4 hahaha

[15:18:20] h4 Magners slap

[15:18:23] h4 missed by five meters

[15:19:18] h4 get your fucking wet noodle away from me

[15:19:18] h4 wtf?

[15:19:37] h4 you finna get yo ass whooped, boi!

[15:20:11] h4 based

[15:20:23] h4 ComputerTech takes kindly to abuse

[15:20:26] h4 shove him some more

[15:20:38] h4 well he banned you

[15:20:41] h4 and you gave him your heart

[15:20:57] h4 lost

[15:22:20] h4 MAGIC approves

[15:22:57] h4 he does

[15:23:03] h4 and his opinions outweighs yours

[15:23:17] h4 but true

[15:23:30] h4 Fensta try it yourself

[15:23:37] h4 sometimes he gets kicked and has to unban himself

[15:23:44] h4 i will distract him

[15:23:48] h4 hey ComputerTech

[15:23:51] h4 is that sheep over there black?

[15:23:55] h4 now

[15:23:58] h4 too late

[15:24:01] h4 you failed Fensta

[15:24:11] h4 you were very rude ComputerTech

[15:24:12] h4 i had to act

[15:24:28] h4 Fensta don't resist falling upwards

[15:24:33] h4 it's a blessing in disguise

[15:24:44] h4 throw those gloves out

[15:25:03] h4 Fensta he enjoys abuse

[15:25:34] h4 like he owns Peorths chan

[15:26:02] h4 !bang

[15:26:09] h4 feels like i wanna try that patience :D

[15:26:16] h4 excuse you?

[15:26:21] h4 how am I a menace? :O

[15:26:37] h4 dude i got the trophy &

[15:26:41] h4 :D

[15:26:54] h4 nice, now you're a trophy as well!

[15:27:02] h4 it's admin

[15:27:11] h4 you are

[15:27:21] h4 you will now have to clean up with us

[15:27:43] h4 i think the & makes him look menacing

[15:27:58] h4 oh

[15:28:25] h4 why is that funny ComputerTech?

[15:28:28] h4 explain please

[15:28:37] h4 grow a spine

[15:28:49] h4 worms can't walk

[15:29:12] h4 i think he has a spine

[15:29:29] h4 i mean last time i saw him

[15:29:33] h4 he left in the middle of a conversation with you

[15:29:37] h4 and just did not give two fucks

[15:29:37] h4 :D

[15:29:48] h4 weird looking worm

[15:29:56] h4 whoa

[15:29:58] h4 major insult there

[15:30:26] h4 see Fensta now would be the time to set a ban on ComputerTech

[15:30:27] h4 for being rude

[15:30:44] h4 there are certain rules here

[15:31:08] h4 ComputerTech: s/'re/r/

[15:31:13] h4 english please

[15:31:30] h4 woooow

[15:31:42] h4 $tell MAGIC <~ComputerTech> you can have MAGIC

[15:31:52] h4 $tell MAGIC seems like you are worthless to ComputerTech

[15:32:03] h4 oh what honour Peorth must feel

[15:32:05] h4 being the third choice

[15:32:12] h4 being your third choice

[15:32:46] h4 i hate that i understand that french

[15:32:50] h4 as a german i should not

[15:33:12] h4 no love here

[15:33:14] h4 we are all virgins

[15:33:18] h4 our virgin leader is phonekait

[15:33:31] h4 she abducts coworkers in an attempt to lose her virginity

[15:33:35] h4 it has not worked yet

[15:33:42] h4 yes those too

[15:33:47] h4 her cats are helping

[15:33:56] h4 in every picture you see a mean looking cat holding down a guy

[15:34:10] h4 oh the fear in those guys' eyes

[15:34:14] h4 those cats are not playing

[15:34:25] h4 with claws

[15:34:38] h4 sheep don't have such low standards

[15:35:02] h4 i'm just gonna dish out in every direction if it's fine with you

[15:35:21] h4 wow ComputerTech you would not believ eit

[15:35:28] h4 i got a void linux on a rpi4 running next to me

[15:35:32] h4 and it has a user root

[15:35:36] h4 you can actually ssh into it as root

[15:35:37] h4 !!!

[15:35:43] h4 the password is voidlinux

[15:35:46] h4 :O :O :O

[15:35:53] h4 ofc

[15:35:59] h4 192.168.0.54

[15:36:04] h4 //24

[15:36:08] h4 /24

[15:36:09] h4 hit me

[15:36:10] h4 !

[15:36:24] h4 you probably need to connect to my wifi first

[15:36:35] h4 ssid is 'nobodysucksquiteliketheirish'

[15:36:38] h4 password is the same

[15:37:00] h4 ComputerTech please don't update my packages with xbps-install -Su

[15:37:25] h4 milkmanfucker

[15:37:28] h4 do you think you're german?

[15:37:34] h4 you can't just connect words like it was nothing?

[15:37:41] h4 Milchmannvergewaltiger

[15:37:43] h4 that would work

[15:37:45] h4 but in german

[15:37:57] h4 but we have to gender, so it's probably Milchmenschvergewaltiger

[15:38:07] h4 no

[15:38:12] h4 you can't afford a german

[15:38:22] h4 as soon as i lose interest, you lose me

[15:38:34] h4 phonekait: the milk man?

[15:38:44] h4 i would advise you to create an onlyfans

[15:38:53] h4 that way you could make some money off of it too

[15:38:58] h4 and everytime the milkman is on his delivery route

[15:39:01] h4 you can just pet your cats

[15:39:06] h4 call it pussy stroking or something

[15:39:17] h4 see i was right after all

[15:39:19] h4 coworker

[15:39:21] h4 not milk man

[15:39:34] h4 that one pic in the office break room

[15:39:50] h4 i think there is only one way to settle this phonekait

[15:39:52] h4 get a second account

[15:39:58] h4 and act like Don joined here

[15:40:02] h4 and told us all it's true

[15:40:17] h4 you can give him an impressive german name that has Don in it

[15:40:18] h4 like

[15:40:19] h4 DONNERWETTER

[15:40:33] h4 stfu ComputerTech

[15:40:51] h4 Milk-Man [~Colby@E696448B.BF53AABE.5AFAA9ED.IP]

[15:40:53] h4 what a fucking pleb

[15:41:11] h4 :O

[15:41:20] h4 because you bullied her

[15:41:21] h4 wtf?

[15:41:26] h4 you are the real menace

[15:41:29] h4 see that Fensta?

[15:41:34] h4 that or she is really a virgin

[15:41:40] h4 because you found a spot

[15:41:42] h4 that works

[15:41:48] h4 must be the first time you found the spot on a woman :D

[15:42:02] h4 i mean i gave you the idea

[15:42:04] h4 but still

[15:42:06] h4 you executed nicely

[15:42:27] h4 you can't back down now

[15:42:33] h4 you have just shown dominance

[15:42:39] h4 maybe the sheep fucking will stop now :D

[15:43:03] h4 gay

[15:43:12] h4 nice

[15:43:26] h4 guys please

[15:43:31] h4 ComputerTech just bullied the first chatter out of a channel

[15:43:35] h4 give him some time to enjoy it

[15:43:47] h4 oh you did

[15:43:56] h4 oh now it's my fault?

[15:43:59] h4 i gladly take credit for it all

[15:44:04] h4 but you dished out all the same :D

[15:44:16] h4 i am proud

[15:44:26] h4 he has proven to be a real dick today

[15:45:03] h4 Cronus: wanna see my peepee?

[15:45:08] h4 you can hoard that too

[15:45:13] h4 ComputerTech you still got the link?

[15:45:22] h4 Cronus not only small

[15:45:24] h4 really cute too

[15:45:38] h4 Cronus this is #gaytech, is it not?

[15:45:48] h4 ComputerTech find the pic

[15:45:53] h4 you have a task

[15:46:06] h4 omg

[15:46:08] h4 again?

[15:46:14] h4 i think it's in the topic of #ireland

[15:46:25] h4 h4 dickpic: https://ibb.co/2MCCGfq

[15:46:26] h4 there

[15:46:49] h4 oh hey MasterQueef

[15:46:53] h4 aka Volkswagenersatzteil

[15:47:11] h4 Cronus i request feedback

[15:47:39] h4 definetely

[15:47:48] h4 it's not even nsfw

[15:47:59] h4 but also cute af

[15:48:04] h4 oh god lol

[15:48:09] h4 it really is

[15:48:18] h4 .quote add <@Cronus> this is the gayest place i know of

[15:48:36] h4 hold on

[15:48:40] h4 what do you mean you expected my dick?

[15:48:44] h4 this is my dick

[15:48:47] h4 it says h4 on the paper

[15:48:48] h4 wtf?

[15:49:16] h4 how many m²?

[15:50:09] h4 nice

[15:50:15] h4 asian?

[15:50:19] h4 they got decent internet

[15:50:32] h4 Cronus that's expensive

[15:50:48] h4 1 Gig for 50€

[15:50:56] h4 i consider that expensive

[15:51:27] h4 i think Mikoolo lives in a jail

[15:52:06] h4 at home

[15:52:19] h4 no thank you

[15:52:27] h4 you may wanna advertise that better Audi

[15:52:44] h4 <&Audi> fuck me

[15:53:13] h4 but who plays that?

[15:53:17] h4 NBA 2K24 is 151GB

[15:53:17] h4 :D

[15:53:26] h4 nobody knows why

[15:53:33] h4 even scene groups don't crack it

[15:54:30] h4 i think they don't get the seniors

[15:54:37] h4 else the games wouldn't be so shitty

[15:54:53] h4 or the seniors are laughable compared to game devs back then

[15:55:10] h4 nepotism is not a thing either

[15:56:24] h4 ComputerTech +g

[15:56:28] h4 sucks to be you

[15:56:37] h4 i shall then close the window

[15:56:47] h4 that's like ban evasion

[15:58:05] h4 oh i'm not even +g

[15:58:07] h4 lucky you

[16:01:58] h4 Mikoolo i see you joined #GERMANY earlier

[16:02:03] h4 you should have stayed

[16:02:13] h4 it was

[16:02:32] h4 happy mistake

[16:03:35] h4 where does it get the persons from?

[16:04:39] h4 Mikoolo: s/ from home//

[16:05:57] h4 but still

[16:06:01] h4 you commute to work

[16:06:01] h4 !bang

[16:06:08] h4 fuck you Audi

[16:06:14] h4 why would you stand in front of my gun!?

[16:06:19] h4 -.-*

[16:06:36] h4 you mean because he is slow

[16:06:38] h4 it's an Audi after all

[16:07:00] h4 my granpa had an Audi 100

[16:07:12] h4 corrosion was a real issue

[16:07:48] h4 that is not possible

[16:07:51] h4 he would have died within a week

[16:08:05] h4 while driving???

[16:08:07] h4 oh

[16:08:27] h4 could have just called him idiot

[16:15:45] h4 !!

[16:16:02] h4 don't make me get kait

[16:16:05] h4 to tear your asses apart

[16:16:12] h4 haha

[16:16:13] h4 you do?

[16:16:19] h4 you know

[16:16:23] h4 this might seem obvious

[16:16:26] h4 but if you miss her

[16:16:33] h4 perhaps you should not have bullied her out of here

[16:16:35] h4 just saying

[16:16:45] h4 i tried to stop you the entire time

[16:16:52] h4 but you kept going on insulting Don

[16:17:06] h4 she is getting married soon

[16:17:09] h4 and you had to push her buttons

[16:17:14] h4 what if she says no at the altar?

[16:17:22] h4 because you planted doubt in her head

[16:17:33] h4 no

[16:17:36] h4 your sheep fucking is a hobby

[16:17:39] h4 we all disagree with

[16:18:19] h4 yeah i have it on good authority that he is the supervirgin

[16:18:34] h4 like any good christian he does not engage in coitus before marriage

[16:18:58] h4 his tool has retreated

[16:19:06] h4 until it can be used in accordance with his religion

[16:19:21] h4 ^

[16:19:25] h4 it all makes sense

[16:20:45] h4 psst!

[16:20:47] h4 oh great

[16:20:50] h4 he noticed

[16:20:55] h4 +tell Mikoolo GOOD JOB!

[16:20:59] h4 hey

[16:21:02] h4 what's wrong with Komputer?

[16:21:30] h4 +tell h4 <3

[16:21:37] h4 *Komputer* h4 wants me to tell you: <3

[16:21:41] h4 awww h4 is so cute :3

[16:22:02] h4 !bang

[16:22:08] h4 Komputer does not like you then

[16:22:20] h4 +tell Mikoolo 8====D~~

[16:22:44] h4 your loss

[16:22:47] h4 Komputer is da shit!

[16:23:01] h4 spams error messages around like it was nothing

[16:23:19] h4 i know the fullstack dev who wrote it though

[16:23:28] h4 he is something like a rockstar when it comes to code

[16:24:15] h4 the ai that creates stickers?

[16:24:27] h4 https://twitter.com/Pioldes/status/1709323993847631978

[16:24:28] h4 this?

[16:24:38] h4 https://nitter.net/Pioldes/status/1709323993847631978

[16:24:45] h4 probably bullshi

[16:24:45] h4 t

[16:24:47] h4 does it say why?

[16:25:02] h4 lol

[16:25:05] h4 that one is great

[16:25:05] h4 :D

[16:25:17] h4 child soldier stickers are really wow

[16:25:25] h4 msn.com content is ai generated

[16:26:35] h4 https://nitter.net/pic/orig/media%2FF7jlc5VXYAADoIA.jpg

[16:26:37] h4 :D

[16:27:24] h4 https://nitter.net/pic/orig/media%2FF7jtrwXXcAARRxD.jpg

[16:27:40] h4 foxy pls

[16:27:44] h4 msn.com is total garbage

[16:27:52] h4 its probably some alert shit nationwide

[16:28:00] h4 we had similar stuff in germany at a specific date

[16:28:02] h4 they tested it

[16:28:11] h4 all devices went off

[16:28:14] h4 that got cell broadcast

[16:29:09] h4 oh wow

[16:29:09] h4 https://nitter.net/pic/orig/media%2FF7keCCZXEAABN1N.jpg

[16:29:12] h4 this fits in this channel

[16:29:13] h4 :D

[16:33:45] h4 not fat enough

[16:33:48] h4 do not shoot yet

[17:57:35] h4 DickCheney neither is mine

[17:57:36] h4 watch

[17:57:38] h4 .k DickCheney

[17:58:51] h4 you are just another trophy &

[17:59:03] h4 !bang

[17:59:06] h4 !reload

[17:59:06] h4 !bang

[17:59:13] h4 try /kick freewifi

[17:59:26] h4 kick his ass

[17:59:29] h4 for eating my shot

[18:00:00] h4 do !bang

[18:00:04] h4 Mikoolo

[18:00:22] h4 !shop 16 freewifi

[18:00:26] h4 you won't get it either :D

[18:00:35] h4 <3

[18:01:43] h4 you don't have on of those anti-slipping mats?

[18:01:52] h4 .t Antirutschmatte

[18:01:54] h4 :D

[18:02:04] h4 .t Anti-rutschen-matte

[18:02:11] h4 yeah well

[18:02:16] h4 who is this joke?

[18:02:20] h4 when will you get phonekait back?

[18:02:35] h4 you have been really shitty to her

[18:02:52] h4 tough titties

[18:02:55] h4 not on her

[18:02:58] h4 just a figure of speech

[18:03:08] h4 don't do it PapaFrog

[18:03:15] h4 ComputerTech does not drink on weekdays

[18:03:17] h4 also

[18:03:23] h4 .quote search break from alcohol

[18:03:33] h4 .quote search almost drinking

[18:03:57] h4 haven't drank looks so weird

[18:04:17] h4 ComputerTech: s/water/vodka/

[18:04:19] h4 ah yes

[18:04:21] h4 that works too

[18:05:38] h4 why should it?

[18:11:02] h4 Miggy-Kun i got it from a reliable source

[18:11:06] h4 that ubuntu is so much faster than fedora

[18:12:33] h4 speaking of which

[18:12:39] h4 did you test them yourself like you planned to do?

[18:13:39] h4 .yt dmx ruff ryders anthem

[18:14:00] h4 ComputerTech: s/gj/bj/

[18:14:07] h4 and you follow that up with a :P

[18:14:10] h4 you are such a slut

[18:27:57] h4 yeah ComputerTech

[18:28:01] h4 back in the days, huh?

[18:28:24] h4 they just don't raise camps like in the 40s anymore

[18:28:56] h4 serial murders just aren't the same as they were in the 70s

[18:30:56] h4 omfg

[18:30:58] h4 phil collins

[18:30:59] h4 for real!?

[18:31:47] h4 wow that is crap ComputerTech

[18:32:01] h4 this is literal garbage

[18:32:05] h4 my ears are bleeding

[18:32:46] h4 quartzhrts you are probably old enough to have heard that crap when you were younger

[18:32:54] h4 ComputerTech is just into old people's music

[18:32:59] h4 maybe because dunghill is a bit backwards

[18:33:07] h4 no?

[18:33:14] h4 aren't you connected via mobile internet?

[18:33:22] h4 so do i

[18:33:30] h4 but i at least grew up with decent music

[18:33:30] h4 :D

[18:33:50] h4 just go with the music of your generation

[18:33:57] h4 that crappy hip hop garbage of today

[18:34:01] h4 the soulless pop garbage

[18:34:20] h4 yeah

[18:34:25] h4 between late 80s and early 2000s

[18:34:28] h4 then it went to shit

[18:34:31] h4 mostly

[18:34:53] h4 .yt stacey q two of hearts

[18:35:07] h4 NO

[18:35:09] h4 HE DOESNOT

[18:35:14] h4 that is from loona

[18:35:19] h4 the fuck is paradisio?

[18:35:51] h4 kinda sad

[18:36:00] h4 ComputerTech's generation has to look back at the 80s and earlier

[18:36:22] h4 well at least i got to see the 90s

[18:36:26] h4 sure the music was shit

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