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Wednesday, November 8, 2023
[07:39:38] Mikoolo Herr Frogorg.
[07:45:12] Mikoolo Frogorg I found a pic of my great grandfather yesterday.
[07:45:40] Mikoolo Part of the finnish army during the winter war.
[07:46:04] Mikoolo I checked with my aunt and had her verify it first.
[07:46:07] Mikoolo Last night.
[07:46:28] Mikoolo He was born 1902 and died in 2002.
[07:48:04] Mikoolo Yeah.
[07:49:20] Mikoolo He wasn't a hard man tho. Grandma had one story she used to tell. Whenever she and her siblings had done something bad their mother would come and hit them but they then said "Don't hit us, dad will come an he'll use the belt instead!" then when their dad got home he took off his belt and gently touched them with it.
[07:50:14] Mikoolo hi
[07:50:26] Mikoolo Fine.
[07:57:54] Mikoolo Have you had many sick days this year?
[07:58:26] Mikoolo Call in sick.
[07:58:37] Mikoolo Cough a bit.
[07:58:47] Mikoolo And sniffles.
[07:59:18] Mikoolo Get a covid test and send the result to your boss/supervisor/manager/main whipper.
[07:59:37] Mikoolo Just a common cold or something, stay at home a day or two then go back.
[08:01:19] Mikoolo I sort of establish a sensitive stomache quite early at any job I've had these past 5 years. I keep to a strict diet of stuff that I eat while at work.
[08:01:35] Mikoolo I've soiled myself by accident infront of 3 co-workers and this made me decide for this.
[08:02:04] Mikoolo So I can just call in "I got the runs." and they'll not ask any more questions.
[08:02:40] Mikoolo Ah
[08:32:03] Mikoolo Nah irish666.
[08:32:15] Mikoolo Also here irish666 https://i.imgur.com/trvOsbt.jpg
[08:32:27] Mikoolo My great grandpa. My Mothers Mothers Father.
[08:32:41] Mikoolo That photo was taken during the finnish winter war.
[08:32:56] Mikoolo Had my aunt verify that it's actually him.
[08:34:04] Mikoolo The coolest thing is that the site I found it on has a map of where he was located during the winter war and field reports.
[08:34:58] Mikoolo I am letting a friend digitalize a vhs tape of my great grandparents through his company Frogorg. Gonna go hand over the tape to him today.
[08:35:17] Mikoolo They are running a small campaign.
[08:35:26] Mikoolo About 30€
[08:36:11] Mikoolo Now if I had kept contact with him since school I'd ask him to do it for free but man I havent' spoken to him for like 20 years now.
[08:49:53] Mikoolo Whats the weirdest name of a town/village/city in UK, irish666?
[08:51:01] Mikoolo We got one place thats called Skinnskatteberg. It means Skintaxmountain or Skintreasuremountain.
[08:51:46] Mikoolo But it was originally called Skinnsäck and Skinnsäckeberg, Skinbagmountain.
[08:54:06] Mikoolo There was a place that was called Negerskallelandet. *igger skull land in english. But it got renamed a couple of years ago.
[09:02:58] Mikoolo No idea.
[09:03:20] Mikoolo Someone probably lost reindeers or cows in that swamp area.
[09:03:25] Mikoolo And started cussing.
[09:03:48] Mikoolo And called it that for many years afterwards. Still being pissed about it.
[09:19:57] Mikoolo Indeed, Sander. But they rename the area on the maps.
[09:20:40] Mikoolo .w
[09:20:48] Mikoolo My town name is a funny name for Sander, irish666.
[09:21:05] Mikoolo Sander likes to have as many lul's he can each day, don't you?
[09:21:08] Mikoolo The bigger the better.
[09:21:10] Mikoolo :>
[09:22:06] Mikoolo He left before I could reply.
[09:22:36] Mikoolo .t nl en lul
[09:22:47] Mikoolo I thought it was cock, Sander.
[09:23:21] Mikoolo Ah.
[09:24:21] Mikoolo And if I cut yours off you'll yell "LUL!" at me both because I have it in my hands and because I'm an asshole.
[09:25:07] Mikoolo Loads of dutch people visit my town in winter to use the river ice skating field.
[09:25:47] Mikoolo You should come here.
[09:26:06] Mikoolo Thats ok.
[09:26:43] Mikoolo We can put the skates on you, a helmet. And then half a litre of Absolute as anti freeze and self esteem improval remedy.
[09:28:16] Mikoolo If it's live send a text "Do you know Lena Handén?"
[09:29:27] Mikoolo No
[09:30:07] Mikoolo This is Lena Handén, Sander. sfw https://i.imgur.com/ULVx8.jpeg
[09:30:14] Mikoolo Her english name is Jill.
[09:30:30] Mikoolo Len Hand = Smooth hand
[09:30:47] Mikoolo Lena Handen = The Smooth Hand
[09:31:28] Mikoolo That was a non-swedish person that made that.
[09:31:46] Mikoolo Vänster Hand = Left Hand.
[09:32:02] Mikoolo .u Jill Hand
[09:32:09] Mikoolo .u jill
[09:32:14] Mikoolo .u jill/4
[09:33:50] Mikoolo Sander did you hear that the famous dutch cave explorer Siswet19 got a kid now?
[09:43:16] Mikoolo I will, soon, deadly.
[09:47:23] Mikoolo D:
[09:47:36] Mikoolo Do you know who the famous dutch cave explorer Siswet19 is then, Sander?
[09:48:04] Mikoolo Here Sander, sfw https://i.imgur.com/jMku6B9.jpg
[09:51:32] Mikoolo Nah
[09:51:53] Mikoolo I like this one more, Sander.
[09:52:25] Mikoolo From her valentines day karaoke this year.
[10:02:31] Mikoolo Welcome back from work, Frogorg.
[10:09:27] Mikoolo phonekait ^
[12:28:01] Mikoolo $tell \g I am giving The Boys another chance.
[12:39:22] Mikoolo hi
[12:39:34] Mikoolo I handed over the vhs tape to the guy irish666.
[12:44:20] Mikoolo yournamehere warning, Frogorg is a total unit and ripped.
[12:45:05] Mikoolo yournamehere https://i.imgur.com/4cw0XLK.mp4 this is frogorg
[12:45:59] Mikoolo Life is wired.
[12:49:27] Mikoolo yournamehere frogorg started life like this https://i.redd.it/bbo8cuhze89a1.jpg
[12:49:34] Mikoolo He has worked hard to achieve the body in the video.
[12:51:10] Mikoolo You're not trying hard enough to have fun.
[12:51:33] Mikoolo Laugh out loud a couple of time to kickstart your fun having, Frogorg.
[12:52:19] Mikoolo or watch stuff like this Frogorg https://youtu.be/2AmE3Br-dHs
[12:55:15] Mikoolo yournamehere I clicked on that link and thought I got a message on my phone...
[12:58:01] Mikoolo Kanabit do you have location and 4/5g enabled on the phone?
[12:58:13] Mikoolo You can just check google maps where you've been on the timeline.
[12:59:11] Mikoolo I take that as a no.
[13:00:27] Mikoolo Go to google maps on your computer, Kanabit. Click on the tre horizontal lines in the left corner and click on your timeline.
[13:00:33] Mikoolo three*
[13:02:13] Mikoolo You are not on google maps then, Kanabit.
[13:04:22] Mikoolo Pick a date of your choice of when you last had your phone, Kanabit.
[13:05:28] Mikoolo Now your phone should be somewhere where the line ends, Kanabit.
[13:05:37] Mikoolo Unless somone found it and took it home.
[13:05:44] Mikoolo And factory reset it.
[13:06:03] Mikoolo So you didn't use location on your phone.
[13:06:14] Mikoolo Where you have your gps enabled.
[13:06:47] Mikoolo Though luck. You'll need to get a new phone.
[13:07:06] Mikoolo Google does state that location thingy must be enabled to be able to find your phone.
[13:07:56] Mikoolo Bluetooth won't do shit.
[13:08:15] Mikoolo And it ain't on by default.
[13:09:19] Mikoolo And you don't reach your phone if you call it?
[13:09:33] Mikoolo No beep beep as in waiting for someone to answer it?
[13:09:48] Mikoolo Or ambulance.
[13:10:13] Mikoolo So no sim card in the phone, Kanabit.
[13:10:16] Mikoolo Get a new phone.
[13:10:21] Mikoolo Thats how this will end.
[13:10:37] Mikoolo No there is not.
[13:10:56] Mikoolo Sim card is the thingy with your phone number on it.
[13:11:01] Mikoolo That you get from your service provider.
[13:11:17] Mikoolo Forget that phone and get a new one, Kanabit.
[13:11:44] Mikoolo What phone model?
[13:13:50] Mikoolo Yeah forget about the phone Kanabit. It doesn't have esim.
[13:13:57] Mikoolo YOu've lost it.
[13:14:02] Mikoolo Accept your losses and get a new one.
[13:18:58] Mikoolo Thats not a mobile network that is roaming around on the country side.
[13:19:32] Mikoolo It's your phone being able to connect to a network, like, your service providers services enabling you making phone calls.
[13:20:10] Mikoolo but since you don't have a sim card in it and you can't call to it then it's not able to connect to a network.
[13:20:46] Mikoolo Do not confuse this with wifi.
[13:21:22] Mikoolo Just do the cheapest option.
[13:21:26] Mikoolo Get a new phone.
[13:21:50] Mikoolo Or report it stolen to your insurance company.
[13:23:11] Mikoolo iT's also a 50 buck phone.
[13:23:18] Mikoolo So just forget about it.
[13:27:56] Mikoolo US mass alert incase an emergency happens they can send out alerts, wez.
[13:28:45] Mikoolo Kanabit lost a 50 dollar phone and wants to get it back. This much work to find a cheap ass phone makes me think theres some illegal stuff on it, wez.
[13:30:56] Mikoolo Or even worse things, wez.
[13:31:44] Mikoolo Believe it or not, theres worse things than that.
[13:32:23] Mikoolo I ain't gonna say what because someone could take it out of context and then wham half of rizon thinks it's the truth.
[13:34:15] Mikoolo I AM HANDLING THE TOOTH NOW!
[13:35:18] Mikoolo Bluetooth ain't on by default.
[13:37:46] Mikoolo Mascot outfits.
[13:39:03] Mikoolo Best thing with babysitting my nephew and neice is that I can also play in the playground with a valid excuse.
[13:39:57] Mikoolo Theres a huge ass castle playground in the city center. Went there with my nephew last winter.
[13:40:14] Mikoolo Think we played there for a hour or so.
[13:40:20] Mikoolo No flying foxes here, wez.
[13:40:26] Mikoolo Or ziplines here.
[13:40:50] Mikoolo I kinda want to ride that long zipline in las vegas and take laxatives.
[13:41:17] Mikoolo Imagine riding that while having taken laxatives.
[13:42:25] Mikoolo And have it drip down on people bellow coz you're wearing short shorts, wez.
[13:48:40] Mikoolo irish666 these people need winter tyres https://youtu.be/QPBsVEvpkk0
[14:50:25] Mikoolo What Kanabit?
[14:50:58] Mikoolo Kanabit heres my final advice. Forget the phone. If theres nothing illegal on it then don't worry about it.
[15:02:00] Mikoolo phonekait did you see this earlier today? https://youtu.be/Rn3NrfAr4HI
[15:15:51] Mikoolo @seen ComputerTech
[15:16:11] Mikoolo I think he's dead, h4.
[15:16:55] Mikoolo Or his parents confisacted his tablet.
[15:17:22] Mikoolo Yeah.
[15:17:30] Mikoolo But he has a hard time to understand how a keyboard works.
[15:17:57] Mikoolo Thats a on screen keyboard.
[15:18:03] Mikoolo I ment the physical ones.
[15:18:18] Mikoolo Without the music.
[15:18:42] Mikoolo Does it go clickety clackety clockety like a machine gun?
[15:20:58] Mikoolo Thats a qwerty keyboard and not a qwertz.
[15:23:24] Mikoolo My fucking neighbour is blasting her shitty music again.
[15:24:19] Mikoolo Modern music from 2020 and newer, h4.
[15:24:31] Mikoolo NOT NICE
[15:24:37] Mikoolo Modern pop music.
[15:25:56] Mikoolo I can't dance.
[15:26:36] Mikoolo here h4 since you like modern music https://youtu.be/dlvStoOyEzE
[15:27:17] Mikoolo But I prefer jinja's covers of his songs.
[15:27:49] Mikoolo I already know you hate alligatoah.
[15:28:31] Mikoolo here h4 better? https://youtu.be/hlvxcmC_Fh0
[15:28:43] Mikoolo Thats yes in german.
[15:31:21] Mikoolo here h4 better? https://youtu.be/5t6uJ_vAoOY
[15:56:36] Mikoolo Just accept that you lost the 30usd phone Kanabit.
[15:56:53] Mikoolo This desperation to find it makes it sound like you got something very illegal on it that can be traced back to you.
[15:58:03] Mikoolo Yeah, get a 200usd thingy you'll only use once to find a 30usd phone.
[15:58:52] Mikoolo cheap phones go with cheap bluetooth ranges and you might need to be 2meters from it to detect the signal.
[15:59:22] Mikoolo ^
[16:03:55] Mikoolo One for that upward angle from the toilet seat, zof?
[16:04:45] Mikoolo He wants to record himself and guests when they push out logs, phish.
[16:05:01] Mikoolo From a pov recieving angle.
[16:06:01] Mikoolo Juest is still in the channel.
[16:06:22] Mikoolo AH
[16:06:27] Mikoolo No internet.
[16:06:42] Mikoolo Hope he's having withdrawal like symptoms.
[16:06:59] Mikoolo Coz I get them too whenever I have issues with internet on my computer.
[16:07:22] Mikoolo Quit weed? No issues. No internet on the computer for 20 minutes? I could set the world on fire for that.
[16:11:34] Mikoolo Sure, go ahead and ask them.
[16:12:33] Mikoolo Oh yeah now I remember. You're the one that bitched about harddrive prices a couple of months ago.
[16:12:59] Mikoolo I did not.
[16:13:34] Mikoolo You missed the point of there being a base price for making drives and that storage space chips on them also got prices.
[16:31:05] Mikoolo Ah
[16:31:10] Mikoolo Ski is in göteborg.
[16:31:36] Mikoolo I have a cousin that went to chalmers, ski.
[16:33:52] Mikoolo Nah
[16:35:08] Mikoolo I haven't shown people this pic of you yet Sander. So I ain't doxxing anyone. https://www.tradeinn.com/f/13800/138001687/makita-9403j-belt-sander-refurbished.jpg
[16:36:59] Mikoolo Great band from Göteborg.
[16:42:40] Mikoolo I found the perfect hotel to stay at while I might be in UK https://youtu.be/iKlKzYPtkQ0
[16:44:19] Mikoolo Clive_Rosfield hates Rage Against The Machine D.
[16:44:20] Mikoolo D: *
[16:45:40] Mikoolo Ah slipknot is also nu metal.
[16:45:57] Mikoolo System of a down is the only band I like on this list.
[16:46:11] Mikoolo Oh Bloodhound Gang too.
[16:46:22] Mikoolo OOO
[16:46:23] Mikoolo MOLOTOV
[16:46:29] Mikoolo Now thats a great band.
[16:47:40] Mikoolo Tell me if this is country metal or just metal, Clive_Rosfield https://youtu.be/iSO5psBVhhI
[16:47:55] Mikoolo Or just country.
[16:48:10] Mikoolo It's a side project of a metal band here in sweden.
[16:48:44] Mikoolo Once we get down chopping there just ain't no stopping
[16:48:44] Mikoolo You wouldn't leave if you could, you belong for good
[16:48:44] Mikoolo Hell yeah we're cutting wood
[16:48:44] Mikoolo I've got the two stroke roaring and the rakers ripping
[16:48:44] Mikoolo I'm grinding and a chipping and coffee sipping
[16:48:44] Mikoolo It is timber cropping time, the pistons pop
[16:48:44] Mikoolo Got the chain oil pouring and the sap done dripping
[16:48:44] Mikoolo To the chainsaw brotherhood
[16:56:46] Mikoolo What do you feel about this metal subgenre Clive_Rosfield? https://youtu.be/qHmoqEpDXhA
[16:58:01] Mikoolo He was actually behaving this time around, h4.
[16:59:17] Mikoolo Yes?
[16:59:27] Mikoolo Acoustic or electric?
[16:59:38] Mikoolo Nice
[16:59:49] Mikoolo no
[16:59:51] Mikoolo Same
[17:00:11] Mikoolo A safe one is get a cheap one at a decent price range.
[17:00:22] Mikoolo And sized for her.
[17:01:02] Mikoolo I kinda want to get my nephew an neice a megaphone each this christmas.
[17:01:25] Mikoolo But my big bro would just slap me until I start begging for forgivenes.
[17:01:51] Mikoolo It's Folk Metal, Clive_Rosfield.
[17:02:13] Mikoolo But my big bro has no issues if I get them a drumset, h4.
[17:02:30] Mikoolo They got a garage thats cold and drafty where they can play during winter and summer.
[17:03:23] Mikoolo The garage is connected to the house, through the basement.
[17:04:20] Mikoolo Never heard of them but The Hu are great.
[17:06:26] Mikoolo Tengger Cavalry?
[17:08:08] Mikoolo This game introduced me to The Hu, Clive_Rosfield. https://youtu.be/oJZfEh3EciU
[17:08:27] Mikoolo SUGAAN ESSENA!
[17:15:12] Mikoolo h4 foxy I bet this is ComputerTech right now. https://youtu.be/bc0sJvtKrRM
[17:15:36] Mikoolo I will lead this way, until the fall of my final time!
[17:15:36] Mikoolo The plan is to booze as much as I can!
[17:15:36] Mikoolo Hey, hey, hey!
[17:15:36] Mikoolo I'm a man with a plan!
[17:15:36] Mikoolo Hey, hey, hey!
[17:18:01] Mikoolo !bang miron_
[17:21:03] Mikoolo Nice
[17:21:09] Mikoolo I would have done the same.
[17:26:33] Mikoolo Here have a cider themed song while ComputerTech is gone https://youtu.be/Yeh1S_kl8YI
[19:01:59] Mikoolo MONSTER MASH!
[19:07:23] Mikoolo Are you going fishing in the bathtub?
[19:07:36] Mikoolo Or in your neighbours aquarium, Frogorg?
[19:10:20] Mikoolo That was Darwin, foxy.
[19:11:46] Mikoolo Fuck
[19:11:52] Mikoolo Einstein also married one of his cousins.
[19:12:05] Mikoolo His second wife was his cousin, foxy.
[19:12:08] Mikoolo Einstein that is.
[19:12:13] Mikoolo Didn't know this.
[19:12:40] Mikoolo It's not uncommon today in some countries.
[19:13:18] Mikoolo Something cousins are tastier, Chiester?
[19:15:37] Mikoolo You can steal his brain and try to revive it, Number1Stunna.
[19:16:13] Mikoolo Who is John Nash?
[19:16:43] Mikoolo All I know about alan turing is the turing test.
[19:16:55] Mikoolo I don't care about his personal life.
[19:17:26] Mikoolo Thank you foxy.
[19:17:43] Mikoolo Who cares what sexual preference people have, Number1Stunna?
[19:24:04] Mikoolo foxy because all they say is "Hi X" then they are silent without further notice 99% of the time.
[19:25:28] Mikoolo I wasn't being bitchy this time, h4.
[19:34:49] Mikoolo .w
[19:35:42] Mikoolo Hope you get 5 meter deep snow in nyland overnight, Chiester.
[19:56:40] Mikoolo What is man-u doing in denmark, deadly?
[19:57:18] Mikoolo Hope they wash before leaving denmark and after arriving in UK.
[19:58:41] Mikoolo Aloha snackbar, deadly.
[20:00:15] Mikoolo Never heard of it.
[20:00:30] Mikoolo Sounds scottish so it's a good thing.
[20:01:26] Mikoolo Who whas that hungarian weird?
[20:01:29] Mikoolo weirdo*
[20:01:41] Mikoolo ki
[20:01:52] Mikoolo .cc .hu
[20:02:40] Mikoolo deadly, we should napalm bomb whole ireland.
[20:02:54] Mikoolo I don't have a telly.
[20:03:13] Mikoolo Womens team playing?
[20:03:38] Mikoolo I don't like watching men chasing a ball on a grassy field.
[20:03:40] Mikoolo I prefer women.
[20:04:06] Mikoolo Lelouch, Chiester?
[20:04:25] Mikoolo Nice
[20:04:34] Mikoolo The fastest growing european city got destroyed!
[20:05:16] Mikoolo irish666 deadly https://youtu.be/OVkzrHcd0Z0
[20:05:58] Mikoolo (Hit me, hit me)
[20:05:58] Mikoolo Britannia you are cool (take a trip)
[20:05:58] Mikoolo Cool Britannia
[20:05:58] Mikoolo Britains ever ever ever shall be hip
[20:08:21] Mikoolo .t Slå mej med din rytmenpinne
[20:09:07] Mikoolo Not a fan of either so it's up to you, deadly.
[20:09:09] Mikoolo And never had walkers.
[20:22:26] Mikoolo Are you given drugs then, deadly?
[20:22:45] Mikoolo Since you don't take them. That means you either buy them or are given them.
[20:23:21] Mikoolo Which you fail at :(
[20:23:25] Mikoolo I know.
[20:23:29] Mikoolo I also fail at it.
[20:24:00] Mikoolo I'm gonna buy a hat and a eyepatch so I can look cool.
[20:24:07] Mikoolo Until I start speaking.
[20:24:46] Mikoolo :p
[20:26:26] Mikoolo Cucumbers are like a 2 on a scale from 1 to 10 when it comes to coolness, zof.
[20:27:54] Mikoolo k
[20:31:04] Mikoolo Sounds danish. So the danish team scored against Man-U?
[20:31:42] Mikoolo Bet he won't play for England in the world championships.
[20:37:47] Mikoolo Yes?
[20:38:05] Mikoolo No
[20:38:10] Mikoolo I bet it has fish in it.
[20:38:59] Mikoolo Never heard of them.
[20:39:02] Mikoolo Sounds dutch.
[20:39:20] Mikoolo Neither of those 3 are swedish.
[20:39:28] Mikoolo Ibrahimovich
[20:39:43] Mikoolo -h
[20:40:14] Mikoolo You're probably thinking about this guy deadly https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freddie_Ljungberg
[20:40:16] Mikoolo Ljungberg.
[20:41:04] Mikoolo His name in english, translated, would be either Callunamountain or heathermountain.
[20:41:25] Mikoolo This thing is called Ljung in swedish.
[20:42:07] Mikoolo You can almost pronounce his name as yungberg.
[20:42:17] Mikoolo Thats sort of what the lj sounds like.
[20:42:43] Mikoolo Hope he gets an ointment for his rash.
[20:43:22] Mikoolo .cc days to christmas eve
[20:43:31] Mikoolo Excited deadly?
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