IRC Driven

[08:37:04] Mikoolo I'll never get to see the full picture of the actual real world of the universe, Sander.

[08:40:23] Mikoolo Sounds like I can kick you in self defense now, toni.

[08:40:35] Mikoolo I appreciate you giving me this opportunity, toni.

[08:57:39] Mikoolo .w

[09:00:39] Mikoolo Thats snow not light intensity drizzle.

[09:00:47] Mikoolo I checked.

[09:41:30] Mikoolo I see. You're doing scientific research for us, n0s3y|afk.

[10:00:57] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/oxkB3wnFPhw

[10:24:03] Mikoolo lol nice

[10:24:16] Mikoolo The Escapist is shutting down.

[10:24:22] Mikoolo They fired some guy.

[10:24:34] Mikoolo The whole video staff quit and yathzee too.

[10:27:41] Mikoolo .t begatte dich

[10:27:57] Mikoolo I see you've become ToRs 2.0, toni.

[10:28:16] Mikoolo Imagine it.

[10:28:22] Mikoolo A german mimicing and idolizing a belgian.

[10:28:45] Mikoolo It's like out of a austin powers movie.

[10:29:24] Mikoolo And shows the same level of english as a frenchie.

[10:32:04] Mikoolo irish666 sometimes I wonder if we all are in a sitcom's final season where the writers have lost interest and just want to quit.

[10:33:05] Mikoolo Let me introduce you, irish666, to toni, the german that idolizes the belgian tors and shows a english language level comparable to a 15 year old frenchie.

[10:35:07] Mikoolo Don't worry. toni just wishes he was belgian. He hates his german homeland and culture.

[10:36:09] Mikoolo I don't.

[10:36:16] Mikoolo See, irish666.

[10:37:08] Mikoolo No.

[10:38:16] Mikoolo Could be worse, irish666.

[10:38:46] Mikoolo I know this other guy that wasted something like 4 if not 5 digit sums in euro on vtubers and has to eat plain rice for a while, irish666.

[10:39:18] Mikoolo Want an example?

[10:39:35] Mikoolo Yee

[10:39:39] Mikoolo Except she wasn't jap.

[10:39:48] Mikoolo American

[10:39:56] Mikoolo Link it irish666.

[10:40:18] Mikoolo Or just write the name

[10:40:59] Mikoolo It the folder name "Stupid shit from Mikoolo." ?

[10:46:27] Mikoolo Probably thought you could be related to the traveller family that was in court recently.

[10:47:30] Mikoolo Could probably be this one you got irish666 https://youtu.be/hqURBTpvh0A

[10:48:04] Mikoolo It's that one?

[10:48:07] Mikoolo yeah she's american

[10:48:38] Mikoolo This one is better irish666. Give it to your anime watching friends. https://youtu.be/fyrK7CCF5yU

[10:49:23] Mikoolo Just complain about everyone being so fucking nice.

[10:50:28] Mikoolo Don't worry.

[10:50:58] Mikoolo You'll get shot by the MI6 or a AFO before you turn 60, irish666.

[10:51:41] Mikoolo For the non brits. AFO = Authorised Firearms Office = Cop that can carry guns.

[10:54:12] Mikoolo Here irish666 https://youtu.be/Yeh1S_kl8YI

[10:54:16] Mikoolo It's not in french.

[10:58:28] Mikoolo Send it

[10:58:59] Mikoolo Or write the group - song

[10:59:03] Mikoolo And I can find it

[11:00:16] Mikoolo Oh yeah that one.

[11:00:19] Mikoolo I remember it.

[11:01:52] Mikoolo Here's deadly's favourite song. https://youtu.be/DJVtFpZl7-Y

[11:04:23] Mikoolo Need to go and have a poop.

[11:38:36] Mikoolo What about the other 99% of the channel, Number1Stunna?

[11:39:39] Mikoolo @seen ComputerTech

[11:40:38] Mikoolo What kind of tank?

[11:40:43] Mikoolo Military tank or a septic tank?

[11:41:12] Mikoolo Not as fun for people without umbrellas.

[11:50:57] Mikoolo Can you drive this in war thunder, wez? https://youtu.be/sQXxEv4Sypg

[12:03:34] Mikoolo m/34 is tiny

[12:04:14] Mikoolo You should get the T-18 light tank if it's in the game.

[12:04:18] Mikoolo Can also be called MS-1

[12:04:38] Mikoolo 5.6 tonnes

[12:04:52] Mikoolo https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fb/MS-1.jpg

[12:05:51] Mikoolo If you want a good rts game get Soldiers: Heroes of World War 2 or Faces of War, wez.

[12:06:02] Mikoolo No basebuilding rts game where you can have infinite numbers of units.

[12:06:16] Mikoolo More tactical like Commandos but insane amount of details and mechanics in the game.

[12:06:38] Mikoolo Like, damage the tracks on the tank, the tank crew jumps out to repair the tracks.

[12:06:41] Mikoolo Shoot the crew.

[12:06:43] Mikoolo Steal the tank.

[12:07:15] Mikoolo Can also pick up the weapons and stuff from fallen enemy units.

[12:08:00] Mikoolo Mission where the enemy has tanks and you only have a few handgrenades as explosives? And the map is winter area?

[12:08:06] Mikoolo Lure the enemy tanks out on a lake or river.

[12:08:30] Mikoolo Throw grenades to smash the ice under the tank and it'll sink and pick off the crew as they evacuate form the tank to avoid drowning.

[12:08:39] Mikoolo from*

[12:11:15] Mikoolo Some of the missions require a bit outside the box thinking.

[12:11:32] Mikoolo Enemy soldiers hiding in a wheat field or such?

[12:11:42] Mikoolo Explore the nearby farm find matchsticks.

[12:11:46] Mikoolo Set the field on fire!

[12:12:21] Mikoolo No

[12:12:40] Mikoolo You can also pick up chickens in Soldiers Heroes of World War 2 and throw them as grenades but they don't explode.

[12:15:04] Mikoolo 5 extra centimeters and permanent erection?

[12:22:42] Mikoolo Hearts of Iron is a grand strategy Number1Stunna.

[12:30:36] Mikoolo Remember Chiester. Third times the charm.

[12:33:24] Mikoolo Chiester here have a good song from norway. https://youtu.be/f488uJAQgmw

[12:47:09] Mikoolo Did you do breath holding exercises?

[12:48:12] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/_GARcKCaUfI

[13:14:59] Mikoolo You were right about them being a sovereign citizen, n0s3y|afk.

[13:15:19] Mikoolo Asks for proof, responds with "I didn't ask you to google it."

[13:15:28] Mikoolo 101% sovereign citizen talk.

[13:18:31] Mikoolo wez you should have been around when they bitched about a 40usd 1tb drive should be cheaper than that because the 2tb drive was 50usd.

[13:21:43] Mikoolo As I told then. You are retarded and don't know anything about manufacturing costs.

[13:22:43] Mikoolo login they bitched about the 1tb drive should be like half the price of the 2tb one, login.

[13:23:08] Mikoolo disregarding manufacturing costs.

[13:24:40] Mikoolo login theres manufacturing costs. The board could cost 30usd in total and each storage chip could be 10usd.

[13:39:15] Mikoolo say hi to Sailor Moon from me, wildting2.

[13:39:48] Mikoolo In the right places?

[13:39:53] Mikoolo Tits'n'ass.

[13:40:11] Mikoolo Bye

[13:44:37] Mikoolo Use a search engine of your choice and find your answer that way.

[13:45:39] Mikoolo Also what kind of illegal stuff do you have on your phone when you're this desparate to get it back Kanabit?

[13:46:19] Mikoolo How many years in prison do you think you might get if someone finds it, hands it to the police and they track you down?

[13:46:48] Mikoolo No

[13:47:01] Mikoolo Internet provider change or cancellation.

[13:47:43] Mikoolo Because theres illegal stuff on it that can be traced back to them, zof.

[13:48:25] Mikoolo He likes to bark, zof. Like how you enjoy to hop around and chew on carrot like Judy Hopps.

[13:49:29] Mikoolo How fast is super fast wof?

[13:50:22] Mikoolo I got 1gbit, wof.

[13:50:31] Mikoolo But I am using a 100mbit router.

[13:50:37] Mikoolo Need to get a faster one.

[13:51:04] Mikoolo Sounds too much like tiktok, Chiester. So thanks for the tip but no.

[13:51:23] Mikoolo Fuck nop

[13:51:26] Mikoolo -p*

[13:51:39] Mikoolo Fuck that.

[13:51:56] Mikoolo ^

[13:52:12] Mikoolo So you are chinese, login.

[13:52:36] Mikoolo YOu just did tho.

[13:53:28] Mikoolo The most common thing among chinese people on rizon, 100% all the time, they'll divert to talk about american stuff if someone mentions anything negative about the CCP or Winnie The Pooh.

[13:54:28] Mikoolo .t 动态网自由门天安門天安门法輪功李洪志Free Tibet 六四

[13:55:44] Mikoolo Hi deadly.

[13:56:30] Mikoolo You should have done /msg chanserv checkban #computertech before removing it, deadly.

[14:27:19] Mikoolo No

[14:27:35] Mikoolo It will find every phone in the proximity.

[14:27:45] Mikoolo But the RF detector will cost more than the phone.

[14:28:00] Mikoolo So how many years in prison will you get if someone else or the police finds your phone, Kanabit?

[14:46:44] Mikoolo These "tents" look cool but I don't think I could ever feel comfortable sleeping in one.

[14:46:45] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/FSrvVrJXZgQ

[14:54:34] Mikoolo Sounds like a thing that might get the isp face legal troubles regarding prostitution laws.

[14:55:11] Mikoolo And it's absolutely not a way to say that his isp is a shitty one.

[14:55:18] Mikoolo :>

[14:57:14] Mikoolo The Men Who Stare At Goats?

[14:57:29] Mikoolo Excellent movie, excellent performances from the actors involved.

[15:06:23] Mikoolo foxy, watch out if he ever brings a friend called Dio over to your place.

[15:07:06] Mikoolo Or if he adopts the nickname Mojo and gets bullied by 3 girls.

[15:08:22] Mikoolo They might be isekai'd into our world, wez.

[15:09:34] Mikoolo Oh you ment that Dio, wez.

[15:09:41] Mikoolo I ment Dio from the JoJo anime.

[15:10:33] Mikoolo foxy, atleast JoJo got a better name than his cousin Micah.

[15:10:37] Mikoolo Or brother?

[15:22:02] Mikoolo Mum just called.

[15:22:08] Mikoolo She has lost sense of smell and taste.

[15:22:16] Mikoolo From her cold/fever she had.

[15:22:33] Mikoolo Good thing I just knocked on her door and left the groceries outside her apartment this week without going in.

[15:22:54] Mikoolo Not really.

[15:23:07] Mikoolo I ment not really to the lovely part.

[15:23:18] Mikoolo I just help mum coz she's helped me.

[15:23:51] Mikoolo Can't expect help from people if you never help them back.

[15:24:24] Mikoolo I asked her "Did you notice anything with the snus flavour?" she laughed and said she didn't think about it but tried while on phone.

[15:24:27] Mikoolo It didn't smell like snus.

[15:24:42] Mikoolo Snus has a very strong and distinct taste and smell.

[15:25:04] Mikoolo !request !bang \g

[15:25:22] Mikoolo Wait

[15:25:25] Mikoolo You're just @.

[15:25:51] Mikoolo next time \g

[15:26:03] Mikoolo :<

[15:26:32] Mikoolo \g I sent a vhs of my great grandparents off to get digitalized.

[15:27:05] Mikoolo Just climb a tree and he'll bark up it, \g.

[15:27:53] Mikoolo he'll bark because dogs can't climb trees, \g.

[15:28:14] Mikoolo See \g.

[15:28:19] Mikoolo He's not a very athletic dog.

[15:29:42] Mikoolo \g phonekait https://youtu.be/4xKGbiu0p8w

[15:31:50] Mikoolo I'm the cat at 1:58

[15:32:26] Mikoolo Internet provider issue, ADMIRAL_HUBRIS.

[16:02:53] Mikoolo Ooo nice.

[16:03:06] Mikoolo I got a new date for the mapping meeting with the social worker now.

[16:03:19] Mikoolo mapping, whatever it's called to determine if I need any psychiatric help.

[16:19:12] Mikoolo Gonna head in and get a covid self test kit for mum tomorrow.

[16:19:19] Mikoolo head in to town.

[16:24:11] Mikoolo wb \g

[16:24:30] Mikoolo Hope you found work uneventful and drama free today.

[16:24:58] Mikoolo Hope it will be uneventful and drama free then.

[16:25:26] Mikoolo And don't go around forcing co-workers to look at baby pictures.

[16:25:46] Mikoolo Don't be a Mikoolo with his vtuber links, \g.

[16:27:39] Mikoolo You are however allowed to get t-shirts with her face on it when she reaches her teenage years to embarass her in public and when you drop her off at school \g.

[16:29:32] Mikoolo Now thats a good idea.

[16:29:46] Mikoolo www(dot)\gsdaughter(dot)st

[16:29:57] Mikoolo st because it can be read as saint.

[16:30:29] Mikoolo I didn't think about that. Peorth you got good dad powers.

[16:31:57] Mikoolo Remember \g. You will not be able to embarass your daughter and any future potential kids as much as siswet19 can.

[16:32:35] Mikoolo She had a kid earlier this year.

[16:32:58] Mikoolo Imagine that kid finding their mums videos.

[16:34:32] Mikoolo He does it on his free time, h4.

[16:34:43] Mikoolo Piers Morgan is otherwise a news anchor or talk show host.

[16:36:38] Mikoolo Oh I thought you ment the guy, h4.

[16:37:46] Mikoolo Nah.

[16:37:54] Mikoolo You're probably off not knowing who he is.

[16:37:58] Mikoolo better off*

[16:41:36] Mikoolo You should have this mug at work, phonekait https://www.amazon.com/Dont-Speak-Funny-Coffee-Mug/dp/B01DD00M3I

[16:45:53] Mikoolo Herr Frogorg.

[16:46:15] Mikoolo Sorry. Don't have any change to tip you with today.

[16:46:23] Mikoolo Oh

[16:46:25] Mikoolo sorry.

[16:46:58] Mikoolo You know.

[16:47:04] Mikoolo Thats like 950 sek too much.

[16:50:03] Mikoolo I hope you've have had an uneventful and drama free day today, Frogorg.

[16:58:16] Mikoolo He's not back, foxy.

[16:58:25] Mikoolo Ah

[16:58:26] Mikoolo Sorry

[16:58:33] Mikoolo Didn't see it was you that kicked him.

[16:58:49] Mikoolo No internet.

[16:59:05] Mikoolo It's been pretty nice so far tbh.

[16:59:38] Mikoolo They set the servers on fire when they didn't find it.

[16:59:47] Mikoolo Better burn down the place than let the bug survive.

[17:00:48] Mikoolo inb4 he lost sense of smell and taste like my mum did and called me about today.

[17:01:39] Mikoolo foxy tell him we're having a great time and everyone is being friendly with each other without him here.

[17:02:11] Mikoolo Thats just plain rude phonekait.

[17:02:23] Mikoolo His donkey hasn't anything to do with this.

[17:03:34] Mikoolo wof I was gone for weeks and no one missed me. No one spoke in the channel at all according to my personal logs.

[17:03:48] Mikoolo I bet you all were drunk and having parties irl.

[17:04:12] Mikoolo See.

[17:04:18] Mikoolo I appreciate your honesty, phonekait.

[17:06:30] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/TdxOd8kXZeg

[17:09:01] Mikoolo :(

[17:22:46] Mikoolo WOohoo!

[17:23:12] Mikoolo Everyday they're out there making

[17:23:16] Mikoolo Duck spam! Woohoo!

[17:23:31] Mikoolo Tales of gore, bad and good.

[17:23:38] Mikoolo Shoot Tales!

[17:41:58] Mikoolo hi \g

[17:42:44] Mikoolo I might get a chicken sandwich tomorrow, \g.

[17:43:01] Mikoolo https://max-images.futureordering.com/images/product/12895/CE0657874A3E9A769C1634001F50ADF7D/580x540.PNG staged pic of it from the fast food chains homepage.

[17:43:52] Mikoolo Emmentaler cheese, iceberg salad, tomato, sweet onion, aioli and parmesan flakes.

[17:44:04] Mikoolo Toasted sesame seed bun.

[17:50:35] Mikoolo Just remember. Do not clean them up.

[17:50:47] Mikoolo Dirt on old stuff is worth more than the old stuff.

[17:50:54] Mikoolo So keep the dirt on it.

[17:51:51] Mikoolo Old stuff that was cleaned and doesn't have dirt on them anymore is only worth it's weight.

[17:52:57] Mikoolo Hey.

[17:53:03] Mikoolo I got a really stupid question, \g.

[17:53:11] Mikoolo Is your dandruff white?

[17:53:31] Mikoolo Ask your wife.

[17:53:43] Mikoolo About her dandruff.

[17:53:51] Mikoolo Fine I'll just google.

[17:54:34] Mikoolo "Dandruff consists of dead skin cells. When skin cells die, they turn translucent."

[18:00:23] Mikoolo Damn Minion found a skunk https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pkSopUhnTY4?feature=share

[18:02:06] Mikoolo I love his voice, TheFatherMind.

[18:03:58] Mikoolo They seem to be on friendly terms tho, TheFatherMind.

[18:04:26] Mikoolo Thehydraulicpress channel couple also divorced but are still on friendly terms.

[18:08:12] Mikoolo waterjetchannel got sold, phish.

[18:09:00] Mikoolo Oh they made a video recently about it phish https://youtu.be/hQ8dEtiLlFA

[18:09:28] Mikoolo Also about cnc machines, I got a great channel for you phish.

[18:10:21] Mikoolo phish I don't expect you to click or watch the entire video but this guy has great jokes and editing https://youtu.be/K0XfRPi_h2M

[18:10:56] Mikoolo You watch ToT? D:

[18:11:06] Mikoolo Finally I am no longer alone in here!

[18:11:43] Mikoolo My first ToT video was the mini lathe.

[18:12:50] Mikoolo Imo fiskars is shit.

[18:14:36] Mikoolo I considered ordering a couple of axes from Gränsfors Bruk. Incase I started doing tree felling privately.

[18:14:47] Mikoolo They hand make everything.

[18:15:04] Mikoolo Expensive but it's stuff that your kids and their kids can inherit if you treat them well.

[18:16:01] Mikoolo So instead for carrying a hammer for the wedges you just use the backside of the axe to hammer it in.

[18:16:57] Mikoolo I ain't gonna get kids of my own, \g. Unless I find someone that has kids from a previous relationship ofc.

[18:18:03] Mikoolo I would just say "I'm off to buy milk." and run as far as I can the day the ultrasound shows signs of any handicap or disformity.

[18:18:58] Mikoolo Thats a win win scenario, HelderHeid.

[19:03:17] Mikoolo I heard that all the duckhunt winners in 2023 are contractually forced to participate in a gangbang with ComputerTech at the end of the year.

[19:06:36] Mikoolo Go to the other network and hurass them back there, TheFatherMind.

[19:07:00] Mikoolo You can still shot it from over there.

[19:07:38] Mikoolo ^

[19:07:55] Mikoolo I got DuckHunt on ignore! I am feeling fine about it.

[19:16:31] Mikoolo Left speaker only warning! https://youtu.be/S1y9XrVI2No

[19:18:09] Mikoolo Very little.

[19:18:26] Mikoolo But I don't post vtuber stuff in here anymore, atleast much less than I did bfore.

[19:18:33] Mikoolo So I am showing restraint.

[19:18:56] Mikoolo Yes, phish.

[19:20:27] Mikoolo Heres his instagram https://www.instagram.com/onlyfans.h4/

[19:21:12] Mikoolo It says h4 in the link.

[19:21:14] Mikoolo And onlyfans.

[19:21:16] Mikoolo Must be you.

[19:21:20] Mikoolo Don't lie to us.

[19:21:50] Mikoolo Ok ok

[19:21:57] Mikoolo phish, he's called "H4T3FUCK" on onlyfans.

[19:22:33] Mikoolo No

[19:23:12] Mikoolo Want some vtubers?

[19:23:24] Mikoolo You sure started talking a lot about them, h4.

[19:24:22] Mikoolo no

[19:24:26] Mikoolo I'll put it in here.

[19:24:27] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/ccREwEVHDo0

[19:25:04] Mikoolo Here h4.

[19:25:07] Mikoolo Do it yourself!

[19:25:39] Mikoolo I hope you enjoyed it, h4.

[19:25:42] Mikoolo It's ok zof.

[19:26:04] Mikoolo Genre, ADMIRAL_HUBRIS?

[19:26:25] Mikoolo Is is the onimusha anime ADMIRAL_HUBRIS?

[19:26:28] Mikoolo No thanks in that case.

[19:27:20] Mikoolo Ok

[19:27:29] Mikoolo .k ADMIRAL_HUBRIS it's the english dub :(

[19:27:32] Mikoolo Fuck

[19:27:39] Mikoolo There

[19:28:25] Mikoolo Oh

[19:28:28] Mikoolo It's not even anime.

[19:28:30] Mikoolo You lied, ADMIRAL_HUBRIS.

[19:29:16] Mikoolo Indeed \g.

[19:29:26] Mikoolo ADMIRAL_HUBRIS sorry but your anime ain't anime.

[19:32:03] Mikoolo .tt

[19:32:21] Mikoolo You're 141 points ahead of me, h4.

[19:32:39] Mikoolo .trivia 5

[19:32:46] Mikoolo U2

[19:32:48] Mikoolo Madonna

[19:32:53] Mikoolo Shania Twain

[19:33:13] Mikoolo Rocky

[19:33:19] Mikoolo Bullwinkle j

[19:33:28] Mikoolo CTA

[19:33:32] Mikoolo CAT

[19:33:36] Mikoolo chicago

[19:33:44] Mikoolo teeth

[19:33:45] Mikoolo trees

[19:33:47] Mikoolo dents

[19:33:49] Mikoolo O

[19:33:57] Mikoolo Dendrophobia is fear of trees

[19:34:04] Mikoolo Da da da daaa

[19:34:08] Mikoolo morphine

[19:34:38] Mikoolo .strivia

[19:34:54] Mikoolo .trivia 5

[19:35:06] Mikoolo .trivia 5

[19:35:13] Mikoolo 20

[19:35:26] Mikoolo genies

[19:35:40] Mikoolo geniess

[19:35:45] Mikoolo genesis

[19:35:58] Mikoolo rhinocerus

[19:36:00] Mikoolo rhinoceros

[19:36:03] Mikoolo unicorn

[19:36:14] Mikoolo philadelphia

[19:36:17] Mikoolo new york

[19:36:19] Mikoolo new amsterdam

[19:36:21] Mikoolo new york

[19:36:32] Mikoolo U2

[19:36:40] Mikoolo presidents

[19:40:21] Mikoolo \g what do you call somebody with no body or nose?

[19:40:27] Mikoolo Nobodynose

[19:42:54] Mikoolo Doctor, heres the list of donor hearts, livers and kidneys. All in alphabetical order.

[19:43:00] Mikoolo Wow it's very organized.

[19:49:12] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/xO32mpJMEoE

[19:49:15] Mikoolo Cat ^

[20:00:08] Mikoolo Were all stolen from someone else.

[20:00:41] Mikoolo I think the only real thing in his photo album was the cat, h4.

[20:13:37] Mikoolo In the logs, login.

[20:13:47] Mikoolo Search for them, or as for it by TheFatherMind, login.

[20:13:53] Mikoolo ask*

[20:14:50] Mikoolo Watch porn and masturbate.

[20:16:44] Mikoolo It was posted like a week ago, login.

[20:16:47] Mikoolo So continue searching.

[20:18:14] Mikoolo Also login. My assumed porn addiction doesn't affect my career as I don't have one right now.

[20:18:30] Mikoolo .quote search I am gay

[20:18:38] Mikoolo .quote search I'm gay

[20:19:25] Mikoolo Should I be worried if I can't remember adding that one?

[20:19:49] Mikoolo @seen lex

[20:32:09] Mikoolo irish666 https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_tMDAFT4m1g?feature=share

[20:34:50] Mikoolo You should make a batch 2 times larger than you intended to do, phish.

[20:34:55] Mikoolo And share with foxy and me.

[20:35:03] Mikoolo I'll pay for my share.

[20:36:44] Mikoolo I am about to go to bed soon, \g. Don't worry.

[20:37:02] Mikoolo Just gonna watch the new Rossmann video.

[20:44:40] Mikoolo Nite

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