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[00:15:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[00:17:48] TheFatherMind !BANG

[00:17:48] DuckHunt TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 2mn48.033s, which makes you a total of 568 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [13 xp] [four-leaf clover]

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[00:18:58] TheFatherMind !Shop 11

[00:18:58] DuckHunt TheFatherMind > You already own this item. It will expire in 1 hour 33 minutes and 12 seconds.

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[00:31:03] TheFatherMind !BANG

[00:31:03] DuckHunt TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 2.693s, which makes you a total of 569 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [13 xp] [four-leaf clover]

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[00:34:02] TheFatherMind !BANG

[00:34:02] DuckHunt TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 2.337s, which makes you a total of 570 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [13 xp] [four-leaf clover]

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[00:35:02] TheFatherMind !BANG

[00:35:02] DuckHunt TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 1.741s, which makes you a total of 571 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [13 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[00:35:05] TheFatherMind !RELOAD

[00:35:06] DuckHunt TheFatherMind > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 2/6 | Chargers: 5/5

[00:35:44] Clive_Rosfield .yt Iron Maiden lost in a lost world

[00:35:45] Internets :: YouTube Iron Maiden - Lost In A Lost World (Official Audio) :: URL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieSXL6ElP68 (09:32) :: Views 2,293,178 :: Rating [+] 30,054 likes [+] 30,054 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::

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[00:36:28] Clive_Rosfield I'm listening to this right now.

[00:36:45] updog i'm not

[00:37:03] updog when you're reading something

[00:37:09] updog which voice is it that you're reading?

[00:37:20] updog yours?

[00:39:16] TheFatherMind Iron Maiden was my fav band for a VERY long time.

[00:39:33] deadly bfs

[00:39:40] deadly are superior

[00:39:45] Clive_Rosfield They're my third favorite band of all time next to Arch Enemy and Soilwork.

[00:39:59] deadly never heard of them

[00:40:00] Clive_Rosfield I named my cat Eddie after their mascot.

[00:40:06] deadly must be shit

[00:40:49] Clive_Rosfield They're both Swedish melodeath bands, Arch Enemy and Soilwork.

[00:41:29] deadly fuck the swedes

[00:41:39] Clive_Rosfield Mikoolo you hear that?

[00:41:42] deadly im in favour of the swedes

[00:41:48] deadly danes

[00:41:56] deadly lol not swedes

[00:42:07] deadly rasmus holjund

[00:42:18] deadly christian eriksson

[00:42:27] updog arch enemy

[00:42:32] deadly even though they're shit

[00:42:32] updog so which distro do you use then?

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[00:42:40] updog hi fifel

[00:43:24] deadly need rasmus holjund to score in the premiership :(

[00:43:55] Angel h4: ComputerTech watch Pulp Fiction!

[00:44:36] Clive_Rosfield I can't believe I'm agreeing with h4, but yes, watch Pulp Fiction!

[00:45:19] Number1Stunna watch uh... what's that one film

[00:45:28] Clive_Rosfield Watch every Tarantino movie except for Death Proof.

[00:45:35] Clive_Rosfield Death Proof sucked donkey balls.

[00:45:39] Number1Stunna Naked Lunch. watch that

[00:45:57] Number1Stunna Django Unchained, Clive_Rosfield?

[00:46:01] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[00:46:03] Clive_Rosfield Hell yeah..

[00:46:03] Number1Stunna !bang

[00:46:03] DuckHunt Number1Stunna is demoted to level 0 (public danger).

[00:46:03] DuckHunt Number1Stunna > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *

[00:46:03] DuckHunt *PEWWW* Number1Stunna's bullet ricochetes on Nando, thanks to his deflection modifier of 51%. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -4 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]

[00:46:05] Clive_Rosfield !.bang

[00:46:06] Number1Stunna oh no

[00:46:07] TheFatherMind !BANG

[00:46:07] DuckHunt TheFatherMind > *BOOM* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -3]

[00:46:07] Clive_Rosfield !bang

[00:46:08] DuckHunt Clive_Rosfield > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 8/10 | Chargers: 2/2

[00:46:11] Clive_Rosfield !reload

[00:46:11] DuckHunt Clive_Rosfield > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 8/10 | Chargers: 2/2

[00:46:12] Clive_Rosfield !bang

[00:46:12] DuckHunt Clive_Rosfield > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 8/10 | Chargers: 2/2

[00:46:12] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !reload

[00:46:12] TheFatherMind !Shop 7

[00:46:13] TheFatherMind !BANG

[00:46:13] Clive_Rosfield !bang

[00:46:13] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 1/8 | Chargers: 4/4

[00:46:13] DuckHunt TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 12.811s, which makes you a total of 572 ducks (including 65 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [63 xp] [four-leaf clover] [expl. ammo]

[00:46:13] DuckHunt Clive_Rosfield > *CLACK* JAMMED GUN

[00:46:14] Number1Stunna Django Unchained was tolerable at best

[00:46:14] DuckHunt TheFatherMind > You add a high performance sight to your gun in exchange for 6 xp points. The accuracy of your next shot will be increased by (100 - current accuracy) / 3.

[00:46:16] DuckHunt TheFatherMind > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find an extra bullet !

[00:46:20] Clive_Rosfield !reload

[00:46:20] DuckHunt Clive_Rosfield > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 8/10 | Chargers: 2/2

[00:46:21] Number1Stunna same with Hateful Eight

[00:46:26] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang

[00:46:26] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -2 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]

[00:46:28] TheFatherMind Thought i hit the wrong button there.

[00:46:32] Number1Stunna Kill Bill. no to that also

[00:46:38] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !reload

[00:46:38] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You are not armed.

[00:46:51] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !shop 5

[00:46:52] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You just bought back your confiscated gun in exchange for 40 xp points. Your purchase made you go back to level 17 (duck demolisher).

[00:46:56] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !reload

[00:46:56] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 8/8 | Chargers: 3/4

[00:46:59] Clive_Rosfield Inglorious Basterds is my favorite.

[00:47:06] Number1Stunna Inglorious Basterds was fine

[00:47:10] Number1Stunna Jackie Brown was good

[00:47:36] Number1Stunna Once Upon Time in Hollywood was good because of the cars

[00:47:42] Number1Stunna the rest was fine.

[00:48:54] Clive_Rosfield I just dirnked some eggnog.

[00:48:59] Clive_Rosfield DIRNK

[00:49:42] Clive_Rosfield .quote random

[00:49:43] Quotes [Quote] <ysalamiri> i still cant wrap my poor wee brain around this s/blah/blah malarkey

[00:49:43] Quotes [Quote] #721 added by esjay 5 weeks 3 days 4 hours 9 minutes 42 seconds ago.

[00:49:48] Clive_Rosfield .quote random

[00:49:48] Quotes [Quote] #605 added by Audi 14 weeks 2 days 6 hours 47 minutes 13 seconds ago.

[00:49:48] Quotes [Quote] <&Mikoolo> I'd stick my dick in the female bear, Audi.

[00:49:55] Clive_Rosfield o_O

[00:50:12] Clive_Rosfield So ComputerTech is into sheep, and Mikoolo is into bears.

[00:50:23] Clive_Rosfield What the fuck is wrong with this channel?

[00:51:09] Number1Stunna big hairy gay guys?

[00:51:59] tr [S] <~phish> i like turtles

[00:52:03] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS https://youtu.be/hckJOIPG1tE?si=E5xcGThY5E6CDqCQ

[00:52:03] Internets :: YouTube I'm going to honk until you let us in! :: (03:04) :: Views 2,470,772 :: Rating [+] 104,724 likes [+] 104,724 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::

[00:54:06] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS that cat has a mustash!

[00:55:10] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS and this duck is high on mushrooms! https://youtu.be/riXJGFZzQsU?si=sRgzoKujlBsMwtZM

[00:55:10] Internets :: YouTube Pet Duck is High On Mushrooms... :: (01:48) :: Views 2,456,984 :: Rating [+] 93,973 likes [+] 93,973 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::

[00:55:23] Hotties hi ADMIRAL_HUBRIS

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[00:55:40] wez .o7

[00:55:48] wez Attention!!!

[00:57:08] Clive_Rosfield I'm currently playing SaGa Frontier Remastered (Switch version) and my dick is playing Ms. Pac-Man (original arcade version).

[00:58:00] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS hi Hotties

[00:58:12] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !reload

[00:58:12] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 8/8 | Chargers: 3/4

[00:58:53] wez !reload

[00:58:54] DuckHunt wez > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 2/9 | Chargers: 3/3

[00:59:15] deadly wez

[00:59:21] deadly wahgwarn

[00:59:41] wez .o/

[00:59:47] wez Hai pal deadly!

[01:00:04] wez What's happening?

[01:00:21] deadly not much

[01:00:27] deadly tired zzzzz

[01:00:35] wez :(

[01:00:48] wez Rest up, we have a big game of War Thunder in 10 hours :P

[01:04:41] Clive_Rosfield Jizzlebang fapalot.

[01:04:45] End3r anyone tried yellow dragon fruit?

[01:04:51] End3r if not

[01:04:55] End3r try it

[01:04:58] End3r omfg

[01:05:03] End3r it is so good

[01:05:11] Clive_Rosfield Zone of the End3rs.

[01:05:14] wez I have not, I grow the usual kind of dragon fruit though

[01:05:32] End3r I have 2 mystic dragon fruit cacti

[01:05:45] End3r I wanna grow the yellow kind now

[01:06:00] wez I got 4 or 5 fruit off it this year, around 2 last year where it first started to fruit. Had it in the ground for around 5 years.

[01:06:05] End3r it is a really sweet melon flavor

[01:06:16] * franstam licks End3r

[01:06:23] * End3r is licked

[01:06:29] * wez is not licked

[01:07:23] End3r seriously though. if you can find the yellow dragon fruit, get it

[01:07:30] End3r worth every cent

[01:07:42] End3r damn good

[01:13:35] wez End3r: How does it differ?

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[01:19:04] End3r it is a really sweet melon flavor

[01:23:00] DuckHunt The duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

[01:23:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[01:23:27] TheFatherMind !BANG

[01:23:27] DuckHunt TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 27.144s, which makes you a total of 573 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [13 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[01:30:29] Clive_Rosfield @ustats

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[01:31:40] wofmobile End3r: o/

[01:32:19] wofmobile End3r: whats good on the north side?

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[01:50:06] Peorth awooo

[01:50:10] Peorth !shop 4

[01:50:11] DuckHunt Peorth > You just changed the type of your ammunitions to explosive ones (damage x3 for 24h) in exchange for 25 xp points.

[01:50:13] Peorth !shop 10

[01:50:13] DuckHunt Peorth > You just bought a four leaf clover in exchange for 13 xp points. This lucky charm will make you earn 3 extra xp points for each duck shot for 24h.

[01:52:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[01:52:07] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang

[01:52:07] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 6.989s, which makes you a total of 156 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 18 (duck killer). \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[01:52:48] Peorth :o

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[01:54:07] deadly fucking rails

[01:54:31] deadly you reember when you banned me for 3 month?

[01:54:41] Hotties hi Peorth

[01:54:54] Peorth no, but we can reenact it if you want

[01:54:54] deadly Hotties is a bot

[01:55:06] deadly sup Peorth

[01:55:07] Hotties nope not a bot deadly human

[01:55:19] Peorth oh my god they are a human

[01:55:24] Hotties yes Peorth

[01:55:25] deadly ur deffo a bot Hotties

[01:55:30] Hotties definently not

[01:55:36] deadly lies

[01:55:40] Hotties not lying at all

[01:55:41] deadly brb

[01:56:12] deadly clever bot

[01:56:19] Peorth rofl

[01:56:23] Hotties deadly i’m not a bot

[01:56:29] deadly knows how to reply

[01:56:31] Hotties believe what you will i’m not though

[01:56:52] deadly wow very advanced

[01:57:00] Peorth hahaha

[01:57:05] Hotties how ya doin Peorth

[01:57:08] Peorth gud

[01:57:11] Hotties good

[01:57:24] deadly Peorth is someone controlling this bot

[01:57:39] deadly if not its advanced

[01:57:46] Peorth yes me

[01:57:49] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS *pours everyone a beverage*

[01:57:53] Hotties thanks ADMIRAL_HUBRIS

[01:57:58] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS yw Hotties

[01:58:31] deadly Hotties

[01:58:38] deadly ur deffo a bot

[01:58:53] deadly someones typing through you

[01:59:09] deadly not having it bruv

[02:01:51] deadly no more bot talk

[02:02:00] deadly point proven lol

[02:06:53] esjay deadly is an advanced ai chatbot trained on the drunken ramblings of irc users over 30 years

[02:08:16] Hotties hi esjay

[02:08:31] wofmobile esjay: o/

[02:12:47] Peorth hi sj

[02:12:49] Peorth :>

[02:13:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[02:14:03] Number1Stunna !bang

[02:14:03] DuckHunt Number1Stunna > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 1/10 | Chargers: 2/1

[02:14:08] Number1Stunna !reload

[02:14:08] DuckHunt Number1Stunna > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 1/10 | Chargers: 2/1

[02:14:11] Number1Stunna no that's a cursed duck

[02:14:17] Number1Stunna someone else can try

[02:14:21] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang

[02:14:21] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[02:14:25] Number1Stunna lol

[02:14:28] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang

[02:14:28] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 1mn27.792s, which makes you a total of 157 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[02:14:35] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS wow

[02:14:39] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS lag

[02:23:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

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[02:23:05] TheFatherMind !BANG

[02:23:05] DuckHunt TheFatherMind > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 5/5

[02:23:09] TheFatherMind !BANG

[02:23:09] DuckHunt TheFatherMind > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 5/5

[02:23:11] TheFatherMind !RELOAD

[02:23:12] DuckHunt TheFatherMind > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 4/5

[02:23:13] TheFatherMind !BANG

[02:23:13] DuckHunt TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 13.326s, which makes you a total of 574 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [13 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[02:23:14] Peorth !bang

[02:23:14] DuckHunt Peorth > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/7 | Chargers: 4/4

[02:23:16] Peorth !reload

[02:23:17] DuckHunt Peorth > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 7/7 | Chargers: 3/4

[02:26:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[02:26:03] TheFatherMind !BANG

[02:26:03] DuckHunt TheFatherMind > Missed. [missed: -5 xp]

[02:26:04] TheFatherMind !BANG

[02:26:04] DuckHunt TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 4.394s, which makes you a total of 575 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [13 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[02:26:05] DuckHunt TheFatherMind > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find a ducks detector ! You will be warned by a notice when the next duck soars.

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[02:32:52] PapaFrog I'm bored and cold.

[02:35:00] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS *pat pats PapaFrog and pours a hot beverage for him*

[02:36:18] * Ahsoka pours a hot beverage down ADMIRAL_HUBRIS's pants

[02:36:39] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS :-O

[02:36:44] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS yeowch!

[02:37:00] foxy i'm hot and bored

[02:37:02] foxy .w

[02:37:02] Internets :: Swartz, USA :: Conditions Clear Sky :: Temperature 23.57C / 74.426F :: Pressure 1013mb :: Humidity 56% :: Rain No Data Available :: Powered by OpenWeatherMap https://openweathermap.org/city/4342984 ::

[02:37:02] Ahsoka Mwahahaha

[02:37:12] Hotties nice evening there foxy

[02:37:18] Hotties it’s only 37°f here

[02:37:19] Hotties .w

[02:37:19] Internets :: Denver, USA :: Conditions Overcast Clouds :: Temperature 2.81C / 37.058F :: Pressure 1023mb :: Humidity 89% :: Rain No Data Available :: Powered by OpenWeatherMap https://openweathermap.org/city/5419384 ::

[02:37:21] PapaFrog A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender notices that there is a ship's wheel in the pirate's trousers, so he asks about it. Pirate says, "Aye, that be drivin' me nuts!"

[02:37:22] * Ahsoka grinds on foxy

[02:37:35] * ADMIRAL_HUBRIS takes a metal thermus and clobbers Ahsoka over the head with it a few times....

[02:37:55] foxy Hotties i'll trade you?

[02:37:57] Ahsoka OUCHIES

[02:38:30] PapaFrog I guess nobody likes my jokes.

[02:38:45] Hotties ok foxy

[02:38:49] foxy PapaFrog lol

[02:39:19] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS >_<

[02:39:37] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS heh

[02:40:47] PapaFrog A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood bank to donate blood. The nurse asks them their blood types. The prist says he is A+. The imam says he is AB-. The rabbit says he thinks he is a type-o.

[02:41:23] foxy lol

[02:41:55] PapaFrog foxy: Why did the cat cross the road?

[02:42:11] foxy to get to the other side?

[02:42:21] PapaFrog The chicken had a laser pointer.

[02:42:31] foxy lol

[02:42:57] PapaFrog Why did the ear of corn call the cops? He was being stalked!

[02:44:54] foxy Why are there gates around cemeteries?

[02:45:11] PapaFrog Why?

[02:45:14] foxy Because people are dying to get in.

[02:45:20] PapaFrog Haha.

[02:46:28] PapaFrog What is the difference between a serial killer and a successful investor?

[02:47:07] foxy hmm what?

[02:47:16] PapaFrog Nothing.. they both make a killing..

[02:47:20] foxy lol

[02:48:12] PapaFrog I'll take jokes that only work in English for $100.

[02:49:43] foxy Maybe if we start telling people their brain is an app, they’ll want to use it.

[02:49:49] foxy :P

[02:50:07] PapaFrog A blind guy walks into a bar. He asks the bartender if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The bartender says, "Sure, but I should let you know I am a blonde, the biker chick to your left is a blonde, and the MMA champion to your left is a blonde. Do you still want to tell your joke?" He says, "No, I don't want to explain it three times."

[02:50:54] PapaFrog to your right.

[02:50:59] foxy lol

[02:51:12] foxy Adam & Eve were the first ones to ignore the Apple terms and conditions.

[02:51:27] PapaFrog lol

[02:52:58] PapaFrog I'm sure my wife would think I was funny if she heard some of my jokes, but I don't want to interrupt her.

[02:53:21] foxy whats she doing?

[02:53:26] foxy My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much. I told them, "Just you wait!"

[02:53:36] foxy hehe

[02:53:46] PapaFrog foxy: talking...

[02:54:08] PapaFrog It's an old marriage joke.

[02:54:43] foxy lol

[02:55:07] PapaFrog A guy tells his friend that he hasn't talked to his wife in five years. His buddy asks, "Wow, your marriage is that bad?" Guy says, "Nah.. She just doesn't like to be interrupted."

[02:55:22] foxy lol

[02:56:14] foxy fear the bots

[02:56:15] foxy Lola/coders-irc> Most men are imtimidated by the fact that i can kill them with a flick of my throat.

[02:56:29] PapaFrog You know the three stages of marital sex are, right?

[02:56:48] foxy there's three stages?

[02:57:41] PapaFrog Everywhere sex where you have sex in all the rooms of the house.. Bedroom sex where you only do it in the bedroom.. and hallway sex where you say "Fuck you" to each other as your pass each other in the hallway..

[02:58:38] foxy lol

[03:00:35] foxy guess i'll make some noodles

[03:00:59] PapaFrog If you were a pastafarian, that would be a religious act.

[03:01:22] PapaFrog May his noodly appendages embrace you.

[03:01:35] foxy hehe

[03:01:49] foxy i just don't want to cook

[03:01:53] foxy i'm being lazy

[03:02:55] tr [S] <~phish> welcome to the club its chef boyardee night

[03:04:15] foxy i wish i had a can of that

[03:04:35] tr [S] <~phish> instant nostalgia

[03:04:58] tr [S] <~phish> was $10/10 couldn't say no

[03:05:26] PapaFrog I could make miso...

[03:05:40] foxy i have chicken thawed out

[03:06:00] tr [S] <~phish> sounds like a tomorrow thing

[03:06:06] foxy yeah

[03:06:24] foxy i need to get a can of cream of chicken

[03:06:31] tr [S] <~phish> i do not recommend the jumbo spaghetti and meatballs it's horribly underseasoned

[03:07:18] foxy i want some more chicken spaghetti

[03:07:37] wofmobile white jesus is here!

[03:07:42] tr [S] <~phish> like cook the chicken down in tomato sauce til it shreds spaghetti?

[03:08:10] foxy no tomato sauce

[03:08:38] foxy its cream of chicken soup/ velveeta cheese/ rotel

[03:08:47] wofmobile 🤢

[03:09:02] wofmobile no more food for me i've been sick two days

[03:09:08] tr [S] <~phish> i could fuck with that

[03:09:38] foxy hope you feel better wofmobile

[03:09:58] foxy phish, my oldest daughter asked me today how to make it so i had to explain to her

[03:10:01] foxy while she was doing it

[03:10:11] foxy she showed me the pics of her finishing it

[03:10:15] foxy it looked really good

[03:10:18] tr [S] <~phish> my ex's mom was from missippi and that sounds like one of her recipes

[03:10:25] foxy too bad she's two hours away

[03:10:36] tr [S] <~phish> lot of rotel and velveeta

[03:10:49] foxy yeah

[03:11:07] foxy you can do so much with rotel and velveeta

[03:14:56] wofmobile lagging

[03:15:21] wofmobile we had white bean chilli today with corn bread

[03:15:30] wofmobile we did very white...

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[03:31:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[03:31:05] foxy !bang

[03:31:05] DuckHunt *SHTOK* Neo_Nemesis receives foxy's bullet but takes the hit, thanks to his armor modifier of 32%. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -6 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]

[03:31:09] foxy !reload

[03:31:10] foxy !bang

[03:31:10] DuckHunt foxy > You are not armed.

[03:31:11] DuckHunt foxy > You are not armed.

[03:31:13] foxy !rearm foxy

[03:31:13] DuckHunt foxy returns foxy's gun to him.

[03:31:15] foxy !bang

[03:31:15] DuckHunt foxy > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 15.399s, which makes you a total of 138 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [18 xp] [four-leaf clover]

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[03:45:28] wofmobile kl

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[03:48:01] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[03:48:05] TheFatherMind !BANG

[03:48:05] DuckHunt TheFatherMind > Missed. [missed: -5 xp]

[03:48:08] TheFatherMind !BANG

[03:48:09] DuckHunt TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 8s, which makes you a total of 576 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [13 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[03:48:10] DuckHunt TheFatherMind > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find... an old postcard: http://tinyurl.com/hbnkpzr

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[04:00:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[04:05:00] DuckHunt The duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

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[04:12:01] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[04:12:08] TheFatherMind !BANG

[04:12:08] DuckHunt TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 7.641s, which makes you a total of 577 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [13 xp] [four-leaf clover]

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[04:24:14] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !reload

[04:24:15] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 5/8 | Chargers: 3/4

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[04:36:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[04:36:04] TheFatherMind !BANG

[04:36:04] DuckHunt TheFatherMind > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 4/5

[04:36:07] TheFatherMind !BANG

[04:36:07] DuckHunt TheFatherMind > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 4/5

[04:36:10] TheFatherMind !RELOAD

[04:36:10] DuckHunt TheFatherMind > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 3/5

[04:36:11] TheFatherMind !BANG

[04:36:12] DuckHunt TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 11.617s, which makes you a total of 578 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [13 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[04:38:03] Number1Stunna gn friends

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[04:44:13] TheFatherMind !SHOP 2

[04:44:14] DuckHunt TheFatherMind > You just added an extra magazine to your stock in exchange for 20 xp points.

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[05:01:17] Clive_Rosfield BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY BOO

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[05:02:13] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang

[05:02:14] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -2 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]

[05:02:28] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !shop 5

[05:02:28] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You just bought back your confiscated gun in exchange for 40 xp points. Your purchase made you go back to level 17 (duck demolisher).

[05:03:41] wez Hi Zack!

[05:03:45] wez !reload

[05:03:46] DuckHunt wez > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 2/9 | Chargers: 3/3

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[05:08:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[05:08:05] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang

[05:08:06] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 5.635s, which makes you a total of 158 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[05:08:32] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !shop

[05:09:05] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !shop 10

[05:09:07] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You just bought a four leaf clover in exchange for 13 xp points. This lucky charm will make you earn 8 extra xp points for each duck shot for 24h.

[05:09:24] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !reload

[05:09:24] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 3/8 | Chargers: 3/4

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[05:11:01] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[05:11:06] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang

[05:11:06] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[05:11:08] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang

[05:11:08] DuckHunt *PEWWW* ADMIRAL_HUBRIS's bullet ricochetes on Juest, thanks to his deflection modifier of 51%. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -6 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]

[05:11:08] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck by ricochet in 7.515s, which makes a total of 159 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [43 xp] [lucky shot] [four-leaf clover]

[05:11:26] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS o_O

[05:11:37] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !reload

[05:11:37] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 1/8 | Chargers: 3/4

[05:13:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[05:13:06] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang

[05:13:06] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[05:13:08] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang

[05:13:09] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/8 | Chargers: 3/4

[05:13:11] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !reload

[05:13:11] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 8/8 | Chargers: 2/4

[05:13:12] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang

[05:13:13] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[05:13:14] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang

[05:13:15] DuckHunt Frightened by so much noise, the duck fled. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

[05:13:15] DuckHunt *PEWWW* ADMIRAL_HUBRIS's bullet ricochetes on Pixi, thanks to his deflection modifier of 51%. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -6 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]

[05:13:15] DuckHunt *BANG* xO' ryzen just get shot by accident by ADMIRAL_HUBRIS. [accident: -6 xp]

[05:13:24] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS ......

[05:13:52] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !reload

[05:13:53] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You are not armed.

[05:14:25] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !shop 6

[05:14:26] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You lubricate your gun in exchange for 8 xp points. Jamming odds are halved and the grease also protects you one time against sand throw for 24h.

[05:14:29] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !shop 7

[05:14:30] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You add a high performance sight to your gun in exchange for 6 xp points. The accuracy of your next shot will be increased by (100 - current accuracy) / 3.

[05:14:33] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !shop 8

[05:14:34] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You equip your gun with an infrared detector in exchange for 15 xp points. This device locks the trigger of your gun when there is no duck around and lasts for 24h and 6 uses.

[05:14:38] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !shop 9

[05:14:39] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You equip your gun with a silencer in exchange for 5 xp points. Thanks to this equipment, you do not scare the ducks anymore when you shoot for 24h.

[05:14:53] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !reload

[05:14:53] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You are not armed.

[05:15:03] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !shop 5

[05:15:03] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You just bought back your confiscated gun in exchange for 40 xp points.

[05:15:08] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !reload

[05:15:09] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 6/8 | Chargers: 2/4

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[05:31:44] Clive_Rosfield Yeah, bitch!

[05:31:56] Clive_Rosfield !lastduck

[05:31:56] DuckHunt The last duck has been seen 18 minutes and 56 seconds ago.

[05:40:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[05:40:02] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang

[05:40:03] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[05:40:05] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang

[05:40:05] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 5.447s, which makes you a total of 160 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [18 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[05:40:18] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !reload

[05:40:20] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 4/8 | Chargers: 2/4

[05:41:18] Clive_Rosfield Poo balls.

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[05:50:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[05:50:09] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang

[05:50:09] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[05:50:11] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang

[05:50:11] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *

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