IRC Driven

[08:10:40] Mikoolo A morning.

[08:10:40] Mikoolo .w

[08:13:46] Mikoolo Still attached, Kumool.

[08:18:50] Mikoolo My condolences.

[08:18:58] Mikoolo Hope you get 10 meter of snow overnight.

[08:19:20] Mikoolo In finlandit would be paradise. In other countries it would be a national disaster.

[08:25:48] Mikoolo Nice.

[08:26:26] Mikoolo Fimbul-talvi, Chiester.

[08:26:27] Mikoolo :D

[08:27:41] Mikoolo Kumool. My nick was actually supposed to be Mikoolio but a typo when I was a wee lad made it into Mikoolo.

[08:27:52] Mikoolo And it's a coincidence that it's similar to mi culo.

[08:28:42] Mikoolo Chiester. You should make the bomb shelters use linux ;)

[08:36:57] Mikoolo jim?

[08:37:57] Mikoolo Nice

[08:39:24] Mikoolo He's dumb, Chiester.

[08:39:41] Mikoolo But I wouldn't call him Holy fucking shit dumb.

[08:41:33] Mikoolo Do you know what slush is, login?

[08:42:08] Mikoolo Also, Chiester. Login is chinese.

[08:42:29] Mikoolo See, he confirmed it just now, Chiester.

[08:43:01] Mikoolo Here login https://i.imgur.com/v60fY9U.png

[08:43:35] Mikoolo This one is better login https://i.imgur.com/lFvFcHX.png

[08:44:03] Mikoolo With a search engine.

[08:44:20] Mikoolo Nah.

[08:44:25] Mikoolo I'm a search-engine pirate.

[08:45:01] Mikoolo I might get my sutures removed next month, Chiester.

[08:45:33] Mikoolo I am kinda terrified about it. Stab my eye with a needle, then pull the thread.

[08:47:25] Mikoolo They are on the surface of my eye, login.

[08:47:40] Mikoolo I am anyway.

[08:48:07] Mikoolo I almost had a panic attack when they were going to remove the bandage lens with some glass tweezers and replace it with a new one.

[08:48:20] Mikoolo It'll continue to be postponed, Chiester.

[08:48:39] Mikoolo If it goes any further than that I'd cancel the order, Chiester.

[08:49:52] Mikoolo Musk is busy fighting the swedish unions at the moment, Chiester.

[08:50:33] Mikoolo Cancel on the third delay, Chiester.

[08:50:48] Mikoolo Get a hybrid.

[08:52:05] Mikoolo Expect more battery drain during winter.

[08:52:18] Mikoolo Coz the temperature affects the battery performance.

[08:52:57] Mikoolo Not the increased battery drain to keep up the temperature in the cabin.

[08:53:09] Mikoolo But the performance of the battery.

[08:53:49] Mikoolo But hybrids are the best in scandinavia.

[08:54:16] Mikoolo Electric for everyday commute. Then petrol for long distance and overnighting in forest cabins and such.

[08:55:23] Mikoolo Expect something like 40% shorter range with an all electric car, during winter, Chiester.

[08:58:16] Mikoolo I don't have EV's but at the moment hybrids are the best in scandinavia, imo.

[08:58:49] Mikoolo Imagine being trapped in your forest cabin in -30c Chiester. Because the battery is too weak.

[08:59:19] Mikoolo Hells ink.

[09:03:34] Mikoolo Oh I see I wrote have. I ment hate.

[09:37:08] Mikoolo .w

[11:25:01] Mikoolo TIL USA has the most kidney stone occurence.

[11:43:27] Mikoolo .w

[11:43:38] Mikoolo Should reach closer to -20c later today.

[11:44:42] Mikoolo -21c tomorrow. -20c at 00:01 on wednesday and +-0c at 22:00 that same day.

[12:03:28] Mikoolo Do you want a keg or a six pack when you go drinking, irish666?

[12:03:37] Mikoolo No I have not.

[12:04:03] Mikoolo Do you want a washing machine or a washboard when you wash your clothes, irish666?

[12:04:27] Mikoolo Beer, Whisky, Wine, Water, Milk?

[12:05:15] Mikoolo Beer counts as a fizzy drink.

[12:05:19] Mikoolo Byt why no whisky?

[12:05:39] Mikoolo :(

[12:06:17] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/TbZ3HzvFEto

[12:06:42] Mikoolo And you wish you were a girlie just like your dear papa?

[12:07:50] Mikoolo One day you'll be just as slim as slim, irish666.

[12:08:16] Mikoolo He's a bit shady tho.

[12:08:30] Mikoolo .cc 165 stones to kg

[12:09:20] Mikoolo Are you going to celebrate with a 200g burger and a bucket of chips?

[12:10:38] Mikoolo Sadly you're not hung like a blue whale, irish666.

[12:11:23] Mikoolo Or an orca.

[12:11:55] Mikoolo Don't get pringles.

[12:13:12] Mikoolo Get a beef and guinness pie.

[12:13:54] Mikoolo I know now.

[12:14:02] Mikoolo Eat some tasty drisheen.

[12:15:14] Mikoolo I haven't had heartburn for years.

[12:15:52] Mikoolo s/exploded/went irish

[12:17:18] Mikoolo .w

[12:17:45] Mikoolo inb4 slim jim is elon muskrat.

[12:18:03] Mikoolo lolno

[12:18:22] Mikoolo -11 isn't holy fuck worthy, slim.

[12:18:28] Mikoolo It doesn't mean lake either, irish666.

[12:18:53] Mikoolo We've been promised -20c for tomorrow, slim.

[12:19:16] Mikoolo Luleå comes from sapmi, irish666. julevu. It means "Those who lives in the east."

[12:20:11] Mikoolo No.

[12:20:18] Mikoolo And they were never hunted.

[12:20:42] Mikoolo Where and when, irish666?

[12:21:16] Mikoolo So you don't remember.

[12:21:23] Mikoolo Your opinion is invalid.

[12:22:18] Mikoolo Thats what they usually do.

[12:22:20] Mikoolo Complain.

[12:22:52] Mikoolo They want to erradicate wolves, wolverines and bears.

[12:23:00] Mikoolo And lynx.

[12:23:20] Mikoolo Bunch of reindeer fuckers whole lot of them.

[12:23:26] Mikoolo No, they are europeans.

[12:24:41] Mikoolo Oh is that one around.

[12:25:18] Mikoolo Also, they are not like russian inuits, irish666.

[12:25:48] Mikoolo Calling the inuits for eskimo is like me calling you a sheep shagging terrorist, irish666.

[12:26:07] Mikoolo I don't.

[12:27:03] Mikoolo I call ComputerTech sheep shagged almost daily tho, irish666.

[12:28:45] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/MjhEg1l9cn4

[12:38:34] Mikoolo Oh you're talking about dicks with ah soka, irish666.

[12:38:50] Mikoolo They got maze like vaginas.

[12:38:57] Mikoolo cloacas*

[12:39:15] Mikoolo Ducks are also rapists and necrophiliacs.

[12:40:40] Mikoolo Ducks are also haram.

[12:43:26] Mikoolo Yeah franstam.

[12:43:29] Mikoolo The ducks.

[12:43:39] Mikoolo .yt scientifically accurate ducktales

[12:50:56] Mikoolo irish666. ComputerTech is going catfish noodling with foxy when he goes to the US.

[12:53:00] Mikoolo I bet he'd love trying catfish noodling, foxy.

[12:53:40] Mikoolo Just warn him about gators, snakes and snapping turtles.

[12:55:16] Mikoolo Let the alligator snapping turtles be a surprise to him. But warn him about the others.

[12:59:31] Mikoolo .f

[13:02:48] Mikoolo Chiester https://youtu.be/fUWbxeIehBU

[14:44:52] Mikoolo @seen off

[14:45:19] Mikoolo Ok then deadly.

[14:45:27] Mikoolo I am now fucking OFF.

[14:45:42] Mikoolo And yes. I did put lube on my penis.

[14:45:48] Mikoolo I am not a complete monster.

[14:47:33] Mikoolo Hi h4.

[14:48:30] Mikoolo You're still not doing it right.

[14:49:37] Mikoolo h4 you didn't get to hear computertech yesterday.

[14:50:23] Mikoolo That you described is someone that lives in their mums basement.

[14:51:06] Mikoolo And that you have -4+iv.

[14:55:33] Mikoolo .w

[14:56:57] Mikoolo .t nl en hai

[14:57:01] Mikoolo .t de en hai

[14:57:03] Mikoolo There

[14:57:11] Mikoolo Eine kleiner hai.

[14:57:50] Mikoolo phonekait, he's socially awkward and is madly inlove with you.

[14:58:04] Mikoolo And he doesn't know how to express himself in english.

[14:58:38] Mikoolo So he does this "modern" macho style of making women depressed and feel sorry so he can manipulate his way into their beds, phonekait.

[15:01:27] Mikoolo He could also be projecting his own feelings about himself, phonekait.

[15:02:23] Mikoolo But it could be worse phonekait, he could be https://i.imgur.com/JYNIzca.jpeg like ComputerTech.

[15:03:31] Mikoolo This one ain't fresh either. It's been cleaned and sold in a store.

[15:04:09] Mikoolo I know. I was just being anal.

[15:04:35] Mikoolo Nah.

[15:04:39] Mikoolo His job is to recieve.

[15:04:44] Mikoolo receive*

[15:05:11] Mikoolo It goes in through it but he ain't one.

[15:11:36] Mikoolo You forgot to say "No???" socraticDev.

[15:15:34] Mikoolo Excellent.

[15:15:51] Mikoolo One day you might even replace your master Slapp´co or whatever the nick is, socraticDev.

[15:20:10] Mikoolo Hi Audi.

[15:20:49] Mikoolo Do you want to be?

[15:41:46] Mikoolo Thats why you should live in an apartment, Fensta.

[15:43:24] Mikoolo .w kiruna

[15:43:28] Mikoolo Nice

[15:43:42] Mikoolo We're expected to reach -20c soonish.

[15:43:56] Mikoolo Nah

[15:44:06] Mikoolo -27c and colder is harsh.

[15:44:20] Mikoolo Thats when your nosehair starts freezing stuck to each other when you breath through your nose.

[15:44:49] Mikoolo Coldest temperature I've been out in was -42c

[15:44:56] Mikoolo Back in 1999ish.

[15:45:27] Mikoolo You can get frostbite at -20c too if you're not dressed properly.

[15:45:58] Mikoolo We didn't have a single day of -30c or colder last winter.

[15:46:04] Mikoolo I hope this winter is colder.

[15:46:51] Mikoolo Hard to go skiing in june.

[15:48:09] Mikoolo In summer people use roller skis.

[15:48:26] Mikoolo https://www.tracks-and-trails.com/media/k2/items/cache/71601b6fd7fc74a9f4eea8e6c1b43d35_L.jpg

[15:48:45] Mikoolo Not really.

[15:48:52] Mikoolo Roller skis has been a thing for 30ish years.

[15:49:23] Mikoolo Oh even longer. 1930's in italy and northern europe.

[15:52:35] Mikoolo 100proof single malt for you PapaFrog.

[15:53:46] Mikoolo It's quite mighty. It's tasty af but it's sort of like a guinness. You'll have one glass and you'll feel full. And take another glass in like 4 hours.

[15:54:32] Mikoolo Just call in sick.

[15:54:39] Mikoolo Invite the principal over for some whisky.

[15:54:52] Mikoolo Call the other staff that you two are sick.

[16:57:08] Mikoolo PapaFrog, he used science. I advice against eating that before seeing if Syndus survives.

[16:58:31] Mikoolo And he created toasted bagels, PapaFrog. He didn't toast bagels.

[17:02:20] Mikoolo NO

[17:02:23] Mikoolo Go away!

[17:02:51] Mikoolo I think you misspelled ribbit.

[17:05:39] Mikoolo No.

[17:06:08] Mikoolo It's a monday.

[17:06:16] Mikoolo They are never swell by international law.

[17:06:34] Mikoolo And I see just as good with the new glasses as I did with the old ones.

[17:06:50] Mikoolo I just dont' look like someone that escaped from a insane asylum anymore.

[17:06:59] Mikoolo Why Fensta?

[17:07:15] Mikoolo Is it because you know it's a monday the next day?

[17:07:31] Mikoolo Just watch porn.

[17:07:50] Mikoolo Have you?

[17:08:20] Mikoolo Do you stand by that statement, that you have seen all the heterosexual stuff, Fensta?

[17:09:23] Mikoolo You should watch Siswet19, Fensta. She's a famous dutch cave explorer.

[17:11:18] Mikoolo Heres a gif Fensta NSFW https://analporngifs.com/content/2021/08/anal-addiction_001.gif

[17:11:34] Mikoolo Argendana is even better at cave exploring, esjay.

[17:12:12] Mikoolo Theres no gay content in the link Fensta.

[17:12:17] Mikoolo It's a blonde dutch girl.

[17:13:48] Mikoolo Heres a sfw picture of siswet19 Fensta https://i.imgur.com/jMku6B9.jpg

[17:14:42] Mikoolo She's dutch.

[17:14:45] Mikoolo Thats probably why.

[17:14:50] Mikoolo 100% natural female, h4.

[17:15:12] Mikoolo She gave birth earlier this year.

[17:15:53] Mikoolo That pic was from before she gave birth, Fensta.

[17:17:06] Mikoolo Just use earplugs if she starts to fart, h4.

[17:18:21] Mikoolo They said they had seen all the straight porn, h4.

[17:18:45] Mikoolo I am fast at googling.

[17:19:41] Mikoolo Seen ComputerTech's mum yet?

[17:20:19] Mikoolo :D

[17:20:36] Mikoolo .w

[17:20:46] Mikoolo no she can't h4

[17:21:30] Mikoolo Thats ok.

[17:21:32] Mikoolo I can unban myself.

[17:21:38] Mikoolo Probably me.

[17:21:52] Mikoolo Yes?

[17:22:15] Mikoolo We can but I can't make any promises, h4.

[17:22:36] Mikoolo Do you really want to do that?

[17:23:26] Mikoolo NANASHI MUMEI!

[17:23:41] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/QUrAWufiUSY

[17:23:42] Mikoolo There

[17:24:04] Mikoolo no

[17:24:16] Mikoolo The frog slime killed me, PapaFrog.

[17:24:57] Mikoolo esjay, Mumei is seiso.

[17:25:18] Mikoolo esjay https://youtu.be/LrKvFAbchpA

[17:27:45] Mikoolo I can rule out that you ain't Kaela then, esjay.

[17:28:41] Mikoolo Kaela streamed for 236 hours in the month of september last year, esjay.

[17:33:26] Mikoolo esjay, you start watching hololive streamers by seeing clips of the jap ones. Then you discover theres english streamers and then someone pokes you and mentions the fuckery the indonesian branch does.

[17:33:39] Mikoolo Holo ID is the endgame.

[17:40:42] Mikoolo I didn't get to see the brand on the whisky bottle.

[17:41:09] Mikoolo I don't know wether to be sad or happy now.

[17:47:01] Mikoolo Math streams, long ass streams. Nut streams.

[17:47:19] Mikoolo One of them even participated in a chess contest with other streamers.

[17:47:21] Mikoolo Yeah login.

[17:47:48] Mikoolo Heres a nut one login https://youtu.be/a0h_8ewFizI

[17:48:26] Mikoolo no

[17:48:29] Mikoolo Nonstop Nut November

[17:48:53] Mikoolo You're a perv.

[17:49:47] Mikoolo You're a perv login.

[17:49:51] Mikoolo Risu is a squirrel.

[17:51:23] Mikoolo It is.

[17:51:29] Mikoolo But the best one is the cannibal.

[17:55:38] Mikoolo I've even seen non-vtuber fans post vtuber memes.

[17:55:49] Mikoolo Like our long lost Underdose once posted this meme to Raya https://youtu.be/_ccoZhuNlls

[17:56:06] Mikoolo But I think it was the gif only.

[18:16:24] Mikoolo Father*

[18:16:30] Mikoolo You're the mother, TheFatherMind.

[18:18:47] Mikoolo Ok TheFatherMind.

[18:19:08] Mikoolo There. I ordered some protection now, TheFatherMind.

[19:06:10] Mikoolo Hello belt Sander.

[19:06:33] Mikoolo Nah mate. I ain't a belt sander, Sander.

[19:07:40] Mikoolo Or are you a orbit sander, Sander?

[19:07:49] Mikoolo https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e0/Random_orbit_sander.jpg/1024px-Random_orbit_sander.jpg

[19:08:18] Mikoolo I am quite ok.

[19:08:45] Mikoolo He might be a stroke sander if he ain't a orbit or belt Sander, zof.

[19:09:08] Mikoolo Hey, don't talk to Sander like that, zof.

[19:09:14] Mikoolo Sander is cool.

[19:09:55] Mikoolo Don't mind the furry Sander. He likes to join in on bants and make them worse.

[19:10:07] Mikoolo zof = Zootopia Obssessed Furry

[19:10:32] Mikoolo But it is true that you're obssessed about Judy Hopps.

[19:10:47] Mikoolo Give me 20000 usd for it.

[19:14:17] Mikoolo Are you ready zof?

[19:14:28] Mikoolo For non-stop christmas music in 11 days from now.

[19:14:31] Mikoolo .cc days to december 1st

[19:16:10] Mikoolo zof you reminded me of this https://youtu.be/4KLt81iVEgo

[19:16:51] Mikoolo .w

[19:20:10] Mikoolo I did not post any anime nazi vtuber crap!

[19:20:51] Mikoolo Theres no vtubers in them, h4.

[19:20:57] Mikoolo And it's not always nazis either.

[19:22:33] Mikoolo I don't know either.

[19:22:44] Mikoolo But I think he called me half nazi.

[19:23:23] Mikoolo Live stream it to prove it, h4.

[19:24:01] Mikoolo I help.

[19:24:16] Mikoolo Oh phonekait wants him unbanned.

[19:25:29] Mikoolo .quote add "insert your quote here"

[19:25:43] Mikoolo ComputerTech can.

[19:27:26] Mikoolo ComputerTech the https://i.imgur.com/WGfdnl0.jpeg can barely do anything these days.

[19:27:56] Mikoolo You said it, HelderHeid.

[19:28:01] Mikoolo ComputerTech the ginger

[19:33:12] Mikoolo https://media.tenor.com/Q20_oowB3ZQAAAAd/bud-spencer-clap.gif

[19:34:17] Mikoolo He's busy hiding any contraband from the stasi, HelderHeid.

[19:35:26] Mikoolo Hello ComputerTech the https://i.imgur.com/tCdHWhB.jpg

[19:35:49] Mikoolo WRONG

[19:35:53] Mikoolo Thats a ginger!

[19:36:09] Mikoolo Losing weight by carrying firewood.

[19:36:47] Mikoolo A group photo of ComputerTech and his https://i.imgur.com/CFYis3g.jpeg family

[19:37:17] Mikoolo Did he die from heartattack?

[19:37:35] Mikoolo !request kick ComputerTech spam

[19:40:18] Mikoolo Imo, let him stay in afghanistan, h4. Not because of his political views but because he was so fucking stupid to go to a country like that.

[19:41:52] Mikoolo POLAND BELONGS TO GERMANY!

[19:42:28] Mikoolo They need some lebensraum, yournamehere.

[19:43:46] Mikoolo You ain't german, TheFatherMind.

[19:44:52] Mikoolo I believe it's a V2 rocket and not a bomb, Neo_Nemesis.

[19:45:19] Mikoolo Germans name make anything crudely.

[19:45:22] Mikoolo never*

[19:47:43] Mikoolo Antarctica is a sovereign country ruled by the penguin overlords.

[19:48:00] Mikoolo They are at war against the polarbears of the arctic!

[19:48:31] Mikoolo No.

[19:48:41] Mikoolo So are the polarbears.

[19:48:56] Mikoolo you can find polarbears in norwegian territori and russian.

[19:49:03] Mikoolo territory*

[19:49:08] Mikoolo hi

[19:50:36] Mikoolo Didn't china take their pandas back from the washington zoo?

[19:51:11] Mikoolo Also. China doesn't need to make peace with the US, Neo_Nemesis. They are one of the biggest debt holders.

[19:51:24] Mikoolo The US owes china loads of money.

[19:52:52] Mikoolo Name one US president that wasn't crooked, Neo_Nemesis.

[19:53:33] Mikoolo Nixon

[19:54:22] Mikoolo Watergate was fake news!

[19:56:40] Mikoolo No revolution.

[19:56:42] Mikoolo They are at war.

[19:56:46] Mikoolo Not a civil war.

[19:58:15] Mikoolo Say what you want about George W Bush but his gay marriage with Putin is extremely cute.

[19:59:18] Mikoolo https://media.gettyimages.com/id/585140146/photo/us-president-george-w-bush-and-russian-president-vladimir-putin-both-wearing-a-vietnamese-ao.jpg they look like a cute old gay couple

[19:59:22] Mikoolo oh

[19:59:23] Mikoolo https://media.gettyimages.com/id/585140146/photo/us-president-george-w-bush-and-russian-president-vladimir-putin-both-wearing-a-vietnamese-ao.jpg?s=612x612&w=gi&k=20&c=2Hy2x1_14_5WvAj5h23bZPamKwyvUZnSo3dgAyzWqOQ=

[20:00:11] Mikoolo https://api.time.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/bush-putin-apec-traditional-clothes-chile.jpg they like to dress up in matching clothing

[20:00:25] Mikoolo Do it \g.

[20:00:33] Mikoolo Then heat it up.

[20:00:41] Mikoolo Either in a pot on the stove or in the microwave.

[20:01:16] Mikoolo Add some cream into the blender, \g.

[20:01:25] Mikoolo Not water.

[20:01:27] Mikoolo But cream.

[20:02:48] Mikoolo I got the solution for you then if you don't want to do that.

[20:02:53] Mikoolo \g https://www.amazon.com/Chocolate-Soylent-Replacement-12-pack-Bottles/dp/B07T68WHWQ?th=1

[20:03:39] Mikoolo It's kosher, vegan AND gluten free, \g!

[20:04:57] Mikoolo Theres more flavours available if you actually check the link, \g.

[20:05:21] Mikoolo Ah

[20:05:30] Mikoolo I believe the banana one is made from primates.

[20:05:56] Mikoolo Cafe Chai is made from Chainamen.

[20:06:19] Mikoolo Don't get the one made from irish people, \g.

[20:06:47] Mikoolo Don't look where your phone was made, Neo_Nemesis.

[20:06:57] Mikoolo Or the stuff in your computer.

[20:07:14] Mikoolo So you found the made in china stamp on your body?

[20:09:45] Mikoolo Getting kicked in the balls is the worst pain I've felt.

[20:11:32] Mikoolo PapaFrog you'll never be as ripped as frogorg. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AceWsGfKOY0?feature=share

[20:12:57] Mikoolo Sad to say this, PapaFrog. But your son has been blessed with the discovery of vtubers.

[20:14:35] Mikoolo Hope you changed your diet to avoid getting more in the future.

[20:15:44] Mikoolo I would have guessed it was the salt, \g.

[20:16:32] Mikoolo Yeah.

[20:16:38] Mikoolo Peter Parkedcar drove over her.

[20:16:54] Mikoolo It was 123456, \g.

[20:17:22] Mikoolo Army-Baking-Ambush7 ?

[20:17:43] Mikoolo Gang-Banging-Ambush7

[20:18:13] Mikoolo Apply for a new pw, \g.

[20:18:36] Mikoolo Tell the admins to get you a new pw, \g.

[20:19:30] Mikoolo So Chiester. You've been spitroasted?

[20:19:47] Mikoolo Be polite.

[20:20:33] Mikoolo Hope you get that wish fullfilled when you want it to be, Chiester.

[20:22:49] Mikoolo Sounds like it was not volontary.

[20:29:44] Mikoolo Imma go get me some shuteye.

[20:29:46] Mikoolo .w

[20:29:57] Mikoolo It was supposed to get much colder than this.

[20:30:27] Mikoolo And they promised -23 for tomorrow but it's -21 now.

[20:30:34] Mikoolo For tomorrow that is.

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