IRC Driven

[09:00:52] Mikoolo .w

[09:05:41] Mikoolo A morning

[09:24:01] Mikoolo Heööp

[09:24:03] Mikoolo Hello*

[09:27:22] Mikoolo Are you winning, Kowal?

[09:27:42] Mikoolo Good my son.

[09:28:20] Mikoolo I am looking at the portal thingy for the ps5. It looks rather meh.

[09:28:41] Mikoolo Doesn't even support sonys own game streaming service.

[09:30:16] Mikoolo IBE I mean no offense but tunisia is a bad country. It doesn't have superior temperature as Sweden.

[09:30:18] Mikoolo .w

[09:30:19] Mikoolo Look

[09:31:17] Mikoolo Antarctica, ChRoNiC. Add sky to the end of his nick.

[09:31:32] Mikoolo ski *

[09:32:14] Mikoolo He is a rather upstanding person.

[09:32:27] Mikoolo So you are right. He is not horizontal.

[09:33:12] Mikoolo I think I went too advanced for you ChRoNiC.

[09:34:41] Mikoolo Big dog or tiny horse? https://i.imgur.com/HEUMGkU.mp4

[09:38:59] Mikoolo Hey irish666. If it's cheese put it on a bagle!

[09:39:17] Mikoolo So it ain't a cheese!

[09:39:44] Mikoolo Come over here and take a walk with me in the snowy northern swedish suburban landscape.

[09:39:46] Mikoolo irish666.

[09:40:07] Mikoolo I would never in my life call kvarg for cheese.

[09:40:19] Mikoolo It's a thick yoghurt.

[09:40:31] Mikoolo Nah

[09:40:36] Mikoolo It's too warm there.

[09:40:38] Mikoolo .w london

[09:40:50] Mikoolo .w

[09:40:53] Mikoolo Look irish666.

[09:42:10] Mikoolo I'd be comfy.

[09:42:33] Mikoolo .cc 33feet to meter

[09:43:04] Mikoolo .cc altitude mount neverrest

[09:43:17] Mikoolo Nah

[09:43:28] Mikoolo .cc distance from lulea to the arctic circle

[09:43:54] Mikoolo .cc 1334 miles to km

[09:44:13] Mikoolo no ski. kowalski

[09:44:35] Mikoolo .cc distance from jokkmokk to lulea

[09:44:41] Mikoolo There

[09:44:55] Mikoolo We're that close to the arctic circle, irish666.

[09:45:22] Mikoolo Jokkmokk is a sapmi village with an annual winter market in february, irish666.

[09:46:18] Mikoolo lol no

[09:46:22] Mikoolo Theres thousands of them.

[09:46:27] Mikoolo Tens of thousands.

[09:46:44] Mikoolo They always show up on the news when they are complaining about stuff.

[09:47:17] Mikoolo I don't think I've ever seen them on the news when they ain't complaining about anything.

[09:47:40] Mikoolo They are assholes like the rest of us, irish666.

[09:47:54] Mikoolo They love to hunt bears, wolves, wolverines and lynx to "protect" their reindeers.

[09:48:14] Mikoolo Even when it's illegal for them to hunt said predators.

[09:48:24] Mikoolo Like chasing them with snowmobiles in the winter.

[09:49:17] Mikoolo One bear threw itself off a cliff to escape the snowmobiles, irish666.

[09:50:18] Mikoolo They were given permission to hunt the bear but the way they did it was illegal.

[09:51:02] Mikoolo brown bears.

[09:52:22] Mikoolo Theres drama between those groups too, ski.

[09:52:53] Mikoolo Like theres a bunch of sapmi people not allowed to visit their summer/winter cabins coz the reindeer owning ones got their herds in the area.

[09:53:28] Mikoolo And as I said. Theres also assholes there. Real mean mother fucking assholes that needs to be shot.

[09:53:36] Mikoolo Theres assholes in all groups of people.

[09:53:47] Mikoolo Remember the rape case in jokkmokk a while ago ski?

[09:54:16] Mikoolo Norwegian sapmi guys raped two? women during a market there.

[09:54:24] Mikoolo Stabbed them in the vagina with knives and shit.

[09:54:32] Mikoolo Tourists I think.

[09:55:06] Mikoolo Some politician said the guys were innocent. But they were proved to be right and the politician had to leave her position I think.

[09:55:22] Mikoolo This was something like 10ish years ago

[09:57:14] Mikoolo I'm Tornedaling, ski.

[09:57:58] Mikoolo Dad is a member in one of the sapmi villages.

[09:58:02] Mikoolo But we ain't sapmi.

[09:58:15] Mikoolo We only got something like 30 reindeers.

[09:58:41] Mikoolo I don't remember what it was about but one day he was angry and said he'd kill all his reindeers if some law got passed.

[09:58:56] Mikoolo Kill and butcher them and sell all the meat and skin.

[10:00:06] Mikoolo Vasa made loads of beneficial reforms.

[10:00:16] Mikoolo Like throwing out the catholic chruch and embraced protestantism.

[10:00:22] Mikoolo church*

[10:00:39] Mikoolo I'm a george foreman grill.

[10:01:35] Mikoolo Like I said ski. I don't remember what it was but that he was angry if it would get passed.

[10:01:56] Mikoolo Not yet.

[10:02:01] Mikoolo He still got his reindeers.

[10:02:13] Mikoolo 2019

[10:03:33] Mikoolo My dad got quite good rep among other reindeer owners up there. When I was at the bricklaying school one of the teachers there said "Oh I've never met your dad but I heard that he can get a herd of reindeers to follow him with just a fist full of reindeer dryfodder" or something like that.

[10:04:03] Mikoolo But he's about to retire.

[10:04:12] Mikoolo He's old, closing in on 70.

[10:04:19] Mikoolo They are not.

[10:04:24] Mikoolo They are fucking stupid animals.

[10:04:46] Mikoolo They are tasty.

[10:04:52] Mikoolo But they are fucking stupid animals.

[10:05:04] Mikoolo I would love to see reindeers be considered domesticated cattle.

[10:05:10] Mikoolo In the eye of the law.

[10:05:35] Mikoolo Something like that.

[10:06:48] Mikoolo bbl morning bowel movements.

[10:07:02] Mikoolo Oh

[10:07:12] Mikoolo Shamans feed the reindeers that mushroom then drink the pee.

[10:07:31] Mikoolo To get the hallucinogenic effects without the chance of getting poisoned from overconsumption.

[10:31:29] Mikoolo .w

[10:31:37] Mikoolo .w helsingfors

[10:32:07] Mikoolo Chiester you should start a petition to rename Helsinki to Hells Ink.

[10:35:36] Mikoolo Porncertificate*

[10:37:33] Mikoolo I dislike the word grins.

[10:37:39] Mikoolo Reminds me of the swedish word grina.

[10:37:43] Mikoolo .t sv en grina

[10:39:52] Mikoolo Ski can always skii away.

[10:40:30] Mikoolo Do you skiddadle then?

[10:41:06] Mikoolo The spelling is skedaddle but skidaddle is clouse enough.

[10:41:08] Mikoolo close*

[10:41:45] Mikoolo Oh yeah I got a monster aussie lemonade in my backpack.

[10:43:05] Mikoolo These are tasty af. Tastes fresh.

[10:43:13] Mikoolo Godisfabriken Aroma.

[10:43:38] Mikoolo Same brand makes some really awesome chocolate coated banana marshmallows.

[10:45:26] Mikoolo From a non-skiing nation.

[10:45:43] Mikoolo Since he/she dosn't ski.

[10:45:56] Mikoolo doesn't*

[10:46:20] Mikoolo My spelling has fucking suffered since the accident. :(

[10:46:53] Mikoolo irish666 can tell you about it ChRoNiC.

[10:47:01] Mikoolo He's seen me write about it a million times now.

[10:47:36] Mikoolo clearing saw*

[10:47:40] Mikoolo eye*

[10:48:13] Mikoolo Hi wez.

[10:48:45] Mikoolo I got 2 eyes but only one of them works, ChRoNiC.

[10:48:59] Mikoolo I also got a piece of metal permanently stuck in my brain.

[10:49:25] Mikoolo I hate the fact that you might be right, irish666.

[10:50:04] Mikoolo If I was hard af it would have bounced off from me, irish666.

[10:51:04] Mikoolo The best thing from this accident is that I am on paid sickleave until december 31st.

[10:51:17] Mikoolo .cc days from august 16 to december 31st

[10:51:26] Mikoolo 137 days of paid sickleave.

[10:51:44] Mikoolo No

[10:51:55] Mikoolo no

[10:52:18] Mikoolo It could make me do an unvolontary fish on dry land impersonation, ski.

[10:52:56] Mikoolo mäjks*

[10:53:22] Mikoolo No

[10:53:33] Mikoolo Not been outside today.

[10:53:36] Mikoolo .w

[10:53:43] Mikoolo .f

[10:54:00] Mikoolo Yes.

[10:54:12] Mikoolo Multiple times.

[10:54:20] Mikoolo The penis shrinks a lot tho.

[10:54:35] Mikoolo But since I'm swedish I suffer from permanent male cold temperature syndrome.

[10:55:03] Mikoolo I wear longjohns.

[10:55:11] Mikoolo Got a nice pair of fleece longjohns on me right now.

[10:55:34] Mikoolo I also got a nice winter cap.

[10:56:38] Mikoolo Theres one thing I love.

[10:56:40] Mikoolo Ugly winter caps.

[10:57:12] Mikoolo I had a white and blue one during my childhood.

[10:57:15] Mikoolo Mum hated it.

[10:57:17] Mikoolo Dad hated it.

[10:57:22] Mikoolo I loved it.

[10:57:30] Mikoolo Monocle*

[10:57:54] Mikoolo I got my current one for free from the workplace I was at in 2022.

[10:58:11] Mikoolo It's orange black and gray with a huge fluggy ball on top.

[10:58:24] Mikoolo And says "Ariens" on a emblem on it.

[10:58:33] Mikoolo A snowblower brand.

[10:58:52] Mikoolo They also make huge ass lawnmowers and woodchippers too I think.

[11:00:11] Mikoolo So you can't read in 2 languages, ski?

[11:00:18] Mikoolo But you can read in all other languages?

[11:00:53] Mikoolo Also, ski. If thats the /np command I advice you to make it less spammy.

[11:01:27] Mikoolo now playing

[11:01:28] Mikoolo Ah

[11:01:29] Mikoolo Ok

[11:01:38] Mikoolo I won't complain any further about it then, ski.

[11:02:06] Mikoolo I wrote just /np to make that happen.

[11:02:31] Mikoolo I got a great song for you irish666.

[11:02:57] Mikoolo Here irish666 https://youtu.be/th4Czv1j3F8

[11:03:40] Mikoolo Casting a strange voodoo magic on me

[11:03:40] Mikoolo My vocabulary was stunted at birth

[11:03:40] Mikoolo Now when I speak, it's rather absurd

[11:03:40] Mikoolo By a witchdoctor from over the seas

[11:03:40] Mikoolo An endless tirade of four letter words

[11:03:41] Mikoolo I lash out in anger at all in my way

[11:03:41] Mikoolo Shocking, unspeakable things that I say

[11:04:31] Mikoolo I got mine connected to foobar2000

[11:04:34] Mikoolo And potplayer

[11:05:39] Mikoolo I should teach my nephew and neice to sing this song.

[11:05:51] Mikoolo Would be great when they start getting english lessons in school.

[11:06:01] Mikoolo Their teacher would go paler than a moomin troll.

[11:06:36] Mikoolo Ski, my big brother was really popular among the kindergarten school teachers.

[11:07:03] Mikoolo He let his kids listen to this song for days, ski. https://youtu.be/KUaap0fRzXs

[11:07:40] Mikoolo You should learn this song if you want to learn swedish, irish666.

[11:08:53] Mikoolo Imagine it, ski. They later got to make Fem Myror Är Fler Än Fyra Elefanter.

[11:09:25] Mikoolo We grew up with Fem Myror Är Fler Än Fyra Elefanter.

[11:09:46] Mikoolo Five ants are more than four elephants.

[11:10:27] Mikoolo This is a classic ski https://youtu.be/1f5m4yZBc4U

[11:13:19] Mikoolo This is a really awesome song ski https://youtu.be/d0fXsIhDuSE

[11:15:29] Mikoolo See irish666. Ski is also recommending it to you!

[11:16:36] Mikoolo scka vee ha schex klochkan schex?

[11:19:27] Mikoolo irish666 do you got any 1 or 2 euro coins?

[11:20:57] Mikoolo HelderHeid do you have any 1 or 2 euro coins?

[11:21:24] Mikoolo More fun if you discover it on the coin as I say it.

[11:22:22] Mikoolo Theres apparently revised versions of the coins out there.

[11:22:26] Mikoolo But here HelderHeid https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/65/Common_face_of_two_euro_coin.png

[11:22:31] Mikoolo Tell me when you notice it.

[11:23:37] Mikoolo Look at scandinavia on that picture, HelderHeid.

[11:24:32] Mikoolo :D

[11:24:52] Mikoolo Imagine if scandinavia was given viagra millions of years ago, ski.

[11:25:24] Mikoolo Not for me.

[11:25:32] Mikoolo And finland would have been warmer.

[11:26:29] Mikoolo Ski that song is full of innuendos.

[11:26:54] Mikoolo HelderHeid. Norway ain't on the coin.

[11:27:14] Mikoolo And they might remove UK from future mintings of coins.

[11:30:02] Mikoolo Norway was added later, HelderHeid.

[11:30:08] Mikoolo https://i.redd.it/ouwz2pr8oqp61.jpg

[11:30:31] Mikoolo 1999 on the right one, 2009 on the left.

[11:34:22] Mikoolo Yeah. Theres a penis on them :D

[11:35:30] Mikoolo The reddit one also added a cancer growth on sweden.

[11:36:34] Mikoolo cheap alloys.

[11:37:05] Mikoolo 75% copper, 20% zinc and 5% nickel.

[11:37:27] Mikoolo For the 1 and 2 euro coins.

[11:37:51] Mikoolo 89% copper, 5% aluminium, 5% zinc and 1% tin on the 10 20 and 50c coins.

[11:39:53] Mikoolo What did he do?

[11:41:23] Mikoolo I would have asked for someone else to assist me.

[11:43:17] Mikoolo Reminds me of when I was at a furniture store buying a bed mattress for my bed.

[11:43:50] Mikoolo Some cunt employee told me "That one is for kids, you won't feel any difference." I told him "I don't have one on my bed anyway." and he refused to accept that fact.

[11:44:08] Mikoolo When I picked a cheap one for like 50€.

[11:44:45] Mikoolo Topper is the right word then I guess.

[11:44:55] Mikoolo Yeah

[11:45:03] Mikoolo Topper.

[11:45:11] Mikoolo I was sleeping on my mattress without one until this summer.

[11:45:50] Mikoolo The cunt employee tried to get me to buy a more expensive one.

[11:47:35] Mikoolo I want CT to start reading the Discworld books.

[11:48:01] Mikoolo socraticDev hates duck :(

[11:48:33] Mikoolo Do you stand by that statement after I tell you that hey are necrophiliac rapists, socraticDev?

[11:51:08] Mikoolo Gold armor bad.

[11:51:12] Mikoolo Heavy and too soft.

[11:51:22] Mikoolo Not to mention quite expensive.

[11:51:49] Mikoolo They should rename the gold duck to AR500 Duck.

[11:52:38] Mikoolo It's the type of steel they used in body armor.

[11:52:42] Mikoolo use*

[13:02:15] Mikoolo Nice, Juest got another one that likes scat in the channel.

[13:02:26] Mikoolo fobby, you can talk scat with Juest.

[13:02:42] Mikoolo .w

[13:02:49] Mikoolo Booo

[13:02:51] Mikoolo It got a bit warmer :<

[13:08:47] Mikoolo My deepest most honest condolences, Chiester. I hope you get loads soon.

[13:09:42] Mikoolo Chiester what did the phone sharger say to the wall?

[13:09:52] Mikoolo Lets keep the contact.

[13:10:16] Mikoolo Hmm socket would be better than wall.

[13:10:20] Mikoolo charger*

[13:16:11] Mikoolo Erm HelderHeid. March is still way off.

[13:16:17] Mikoolo .cc days to march 1st

[13:16:34] Mikoolo .t sv en mars

[13:17:06] Mikoolo .t en fi month of march

[13:17:56] Mikoolo Tuesday aka Tisdag here is named after Tyr.

[13:18:41] Mikoolo Nah

[13:18:46] Mikoolo Venus is roman, Ares is greek.

[13:19:15] Mikoolo Hercules is roman, Heracles is greek.

[13:53:01] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/wuKvRDNsTbQ

[14:08:53] Mikoolo Hello ComputerTech the https://i.imgur.com/WGfdnl0.jpeg

[14:09:48] Mikoolo Ski get ComputerTech's weakness the https://img.fruugo.com/product/5/93/932393935_max.jpg

[14:10:15] Mikoolo See.

[14:10:23] Mikoolo He's terrified, ski.

[14:11:29] Mikoolo ComputerTech confirmed as a Trumpist by using a sad emoji!

[14:12:30] Mikoolo Antifa is just as bad as any right-wing organisation imo.

[14:13:33] Mikoolo Is this a "Fill in the gaps" riddle, Sander?

[14:16:04] Mikoolo No that clearly says :|||||||: Sander.

[14:17:26] Mikoolo It's a logo, Sander. They don't need to be the exact same size.

[14:18:03] Mikoolo Not a bar, phonekait.

[14:18:49] Mikoolo He's back on his thorazine, HelderHeid. Whenever he's not taking it he's called Piccolo.

[14:19:45] Mikoolo Now if only zack could start taking his medication most issues would be solved.

[14:20:29] Mikoolo I got 2 eyedrops and 1g paracetamol pills, phonekait.

[14:21:34] Mikoolo This one is purer than US tapwater.

[14:22:45] Mikoolo Tho the country with the purest tapwater is Switzerland iirc.

[14:24:12] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/uOMYBcvY5-Q

[14:49:32] Mikoolo Not the first time I've done it since the cam call, h4.

[14:49:51] Mikoolo But do you think ComputerTech gets it, h4?

[15:01:52] Mikoolo I need to get this for christmas eve, irish666. https://product-cdn.systembolaget.se/productimages/865979/865979_800.png

[15:04:14] Mikoolo Too early for christmas music, irish666.

[15:04:44] Mikoolo Give me her phonenumber, PapaFrog.

[15:05:00] Mikoolo That came too fast.

[15:05:12] Mikoolo And was posted in public channel.

[15:05:14] Mikoolo So it's fake.

[15:05:57] Mikoolo Need to borrow someone elses phone first.

[15:08:19] Mikoolo PapaFrog play christmas songs from this album to your wife https://youtu.be/OsotEhFcgJA

[15:08:48] Mikoolo You can't afford it.

[15:13:38] Mikoolo Damn it. HelderHeid got lucky last night!

[15:14:22] Mikoolo Your bed broke from the action last night and now you're reassembling it, HelderHeid.

[15:15:31] Mikoolo I don't like ikea.

[15:15:45] Mikoolo Cheap stuff sold at 10times the market value.

[15:17:03] Mikoolo Because they explode like Billy if you poke him too much, HelderHeid?

[16:55:30] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/b6hEdLJTP3E

[16:57:53] Mikoolo Garlic bread is life.

[16:58:19] Mikoolo .w

[16:58:34] Mikoolo CLOSING IN ON -20C !

[16:59:09] Mikoolo You never left, End3r? D:

[16:59:26] Mikoolo Like John kennedy.

[16:59:28] Mikoolo nice.

[16:59:39] Mikoolo :>

[16:59:54] Mikoolo Do you hiss if people get too close to it?

[17:04:12] Mikoolo Wouldn't PreGlow be cooler than AfterGlow?

[17:04:39] Mikoolo BOOOOO

[17:05:16] Mikoolo He's mad that I called him a https://i.redd.it/hf9b94hoh9j51.jpg End3r.

[17:07:28] Mikoolo He claims to be https://i.imgur.com/ItzS2KEg.jpg but it wouldn't be far from the truth tbh. Except he has a higher abv.

[17:09:09] Mikoolo I think he's busy getting drunk, End3r.

[17:09:25] Mikoolo Or traveling back to the anonymous dungpile.

[17:10:18] Mikoolo 47f, what a pussy weather, mrinfinity.

[17:10:23] Mikoolo .w

[17:10:27] Mikoolo YESSSSS

[17:10:32] Mikoolo SUB -20C now!

[17:28:36] Mikoolo Frogorg.

[17:28:43] Mikoolo .w warsaw

[17:28:51] Mikoolo Nice!

[17:28:54] Mikoolo Snow Frogorg!

[17:28:55] Mikoolo SNOW!

[17:29:05] Mikoolo .w

[17:29:10] Mikoolo Ice cubes Frogorg!

[17:29:12] Mikoolo ICE CUBES!

[17:30:00] Mikoolo Oh yeah.

[17:30:02] Mikoolo Herr Frogorg.

[17:30:57] Mikoolo Thanks mate.

[17:31:57] Mikoolo .w kill devil hills

[17:32:20] Mikoolo Sad af that Internets doesn't show this one properly imo.

[17:32:23] Mikoolo .w Satans kingdom

[17:32:41] Mikoolo .w dead woman crossing

[17:32:44] Mikoolo .w dead woman

[17:32:47] Mikoolo Hmm

[17:33:08] Mikoolo .w dead womans crossing

[17:33:22] Mikoolo .w dead women crossing

[17:33:24] Mikoolo There

[17:33:28] Mikoolo But also no

[17:34:19] Mikoolo .w bad axe

[17:34:45] Mikoolo .w Seven Devils

[17:34:53] Mikoolo .w Devils den

[17:34:56] Mikoolo .w Devil's den

[17:35:08] Mikoolo .w cut off

[17:35:53] Mikoolo .w accident

[17:36:30] Mikoolo .w dunghill

[17:36:36] Mikoolo Here's a classic.

[17:36:37] Mikoolo .w dildo

[17:36:51] Mikoolo .w unknown

[17:37:05] Mikoolo .w not found

[17:37:35] Mikoolo .w crib

[17:37:46] Mikoolo .w balls

[17:37:50] Mikoolo .w testicles

[17:37:57] Mikoolo .w should we stop these or continue?

[17:38:25] Mikoolo .w gerrymandering

[17:38:35] Mikoolo .w consult

[17:38:41] Mikoolo .w concieve

[17:38:48] Mikoolo .w bored

[17:38:51] Mikoolo .w happy

[17:39:14] Mikoolo We should listen to Frogorg, reverb. He's ripped af and could tear our arms off.

[17:39:37] Mikoolo phonekait, let her dig her own grave.

[17:40:04] Mikoolo I bet it was her oral skills that made the job interviewer cum to a decision.

[18:42:25] Mikoolo did you esjay?

[18:48:13] Mikoolo AfterGlow, ever considered the nick BeforeGlow?

[18:48:28] Mikoolo Or PostGlow and PreGlow?

[18:52:35] Mikoolo Do what foxy?

[18:53:08] Mikoolo I'm too far away to grab your pet's ass, foxy.

[18:53:47] Mikoolo You'd hear me knock on your virtual door to ask permission to enter your virtual house first, foxy.

[18:54:09] Mikoolo Because you could have a virtual gun and claim it was virtual self defense to the virtual US court of law.

[18:55:02] Mikoolo And then you'd be virtually aware of what I virtually would do to your virtual pet if it came to me.

[18:55:44] Mikoolo Like oh em gee, read my sentences as if I was a valley girl

[18:57:14] Mikoolo Fuck my old principal turns 90 next year.

[18:57:39] Mikoolo Thats one persons funeral I would attend. No doubt about it.

[18:57:57] Mikoolo The most pedagogic teacher I've ever had.

[18:58:07] Mikoolo 30, mrinfinity.

[18:58:44] Mikoolo Oh between 40 and 60 says google.

[18:59:12] Mikoolo But I'd say 30 coz usually most of your childhood friends start having kids before that.

[18:59:25] Mikoolo Or have well paying jobs.

[19:00:05] Mikoolo And drive around in a fancy car while you're there eating a happy meal because it's the only happy thing in your life and you try to ignore the judgmental stares the mcd cashier is giving you while you sob, mrinfinity.

[19:02:42] Mikoolo "<+TheFatherMind> What am I doing that is not accessable to everyone?" does kinda sound like a admission to scripting.

[19:03:51] Mikoolo I am flattered that you're calling me judge dredd, mrinfinity. But I'd rather be compared with the male pornstar Dredd.

[19:06:19] Mikoolo Instead you're calling them "sore losers".

[19:10:03] Mikoolo !shop 16 TheFatherMind

[19:10:54] Mikoolo HelderHeid thats why the cool people do /ignore DuckHunt

[19:13:31] Mikoolo bed*

[19:13:54] Mikoolo .t HAT DER LÜMMEL NIE VON PFAND GEHÖRT!?

[19:15:13] Mikoolo .w

[19:15:23] Mikoolo Boooo it went above -20c now :(

[19:18:02] Mikoolo .w -n wild

[19:18:05] Mikoolo .w -n wildting2

[19:18:09] Mikoolo I win.

[19:18:25] Mikoolo Nice.

[19:18:33] Mikoolo Hope you get a white winter this year.

[19:18:55] Mikoolo 10 feet of snow over night!

[19:19:19] Mikoolo Hope you get 10 feet of snow over night too, foxy.

[19:21:34] Mikoolo Doesn't look like much snow to me.

[21:18:19] Mikoolo Shaun the sheep is great, Chiester.

[21:19:59] Mikoolo :D

[21:21:10] Mikoolo AH HA HA HA-HA? HA!

[21:21:35] Mikoolo Did you drink the bath water of your crush, Chiester?

[21:22:49] Mikoolo Nice Chiester.

[21:22:57] Mikoolo Hope you get to share a pool one day.

[21:24:13] Mikoolo deadly and his mail order wife https://youtu.be/m_Q5dSbBczE

[21:26:30] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/fNDSYf78RL4

[21:28:35] Mikoolo I need to rewatch Little Britain.

[21:31:42] Mikoolo I wonder if my neighbour is going to do the six legged beast tonight too.

[21:31:51] Mikoolo But it sounds like she came home alone.

[21:32:27] Mikoolo While talking loudly on the phone.

[21:33:54] Mikoolo Doggy style, Chiester.

[21:34:02] Mikoolo 2 arms and 4 legs down.

[21:35:34] Mikoolo Theres also kittystyle, Chiester. It's like doggystyle but with scratching and biting.

[21:37:38] Mikoolo FLatin shouldn't you be named flatulence?

[21:39:44] Mikoolo “Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.” - Sir Terry Pratchett

[21:42:26] Mikoolo Theres The Dresden Files.

[21:42:33] Mikoolo The audiobooks are great.

[21:42:44] Mikoolo James Marsters narrates them.

[21:42:51] Mikoolo You know. Spike from Buffy.

[21:43:29] Mikoolo I started consuming loads upon loads of audiobooks when my eyesight got worse 10ish years ago.

[21:45:11] Mikoolo Oh yeah soul music. Theres a nice pun in that book.

[21:45:48] Mikoolo ‘That’s a harp he’s playing, Nobby,’ said one of them, after watching Imp for a while.

[21:45:48] Mikoolo 'No, it’s the honest truth, I’m–’ The fat guard frowned and looked down.

[21:45:48] Mikoolo 'You’ve just been waiting all your life to say that, ain’t you, Nobby,’ he said. 'I bet you was BORN hoping that one day someone’d say “That’s a harp” so you could say “lyre,” on account of it being a pun or play on words. Well, har har.’

[21:45:48] Mikoolo 'Lyre.’

[21:48:29] Mikoolo Chiester, the sam vimes books are imo the best.

[21:51:48] Mikoolo Zoology eh? Thats a big word.

[21:52:00] Mikoolo No actually it isn't said tiffany.

[21:52:10] Mikoolo Patronizing is a big word. Zoology is really quite short.

[21:54:06] Mikoolo Better

[21:54:10] Mikoolo Much much better Chiester.

[21:54:17] Mikoolo I tried reading them in swedish.

[21:54:20] Mikoolo Found them boring af.

[21:54:52] Mikoolo 10 years later I discovered a english copy of Thud! at Arlanda on my way home, bought it and fell in love with it.

[21:55:16] Mikoolo Or was it Nightwatch.

[21:55:56] Mikoolo Chiester look what HelderHeid bought.

[21:56:22] Mikoolo Is it good HelderHeid?

[21:56:29] Mikoolo Have you seen the movie Chiester?

[21:56:36] Mikoolo I rewatch it every christmas.

[21:56:57] Mikoolo Oh it wasn't yours.

[21:58:14] Mikoolo When I look at that I feel like we need to exclude finland from nato, napalm bomb it and rent it as parking space to putin.

[21:59:33] Mikoolo We will remember that statement Chiester. And if Finland doesn't stop doing weird shit we'll napalm bomb it.

[22:00:03] Mikoolo I've said this years ago. in uk.

[22:00:07] Mikoolo Finland is the Japan of Europe.

[22:00:45] Mikoolo HelderHeid have you seen Chiester's biggest idol?

[22:00:46] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/vnwSeQKkyiE

[22:00:47] Mikoolo ^

[22:01:08] Mikoolo MINULA ON POMPPUFIILIS!

[22:01:15] Mikoolo EI OTTA MINU KINNII!

[22:01:27] Mikoolo Wise choice HelderHeid.

[22:01:47] Mikoolo Horrible temperature you got there End3r.

[22:02:30] Mikoolo .cc -10f

[22:02:36] Mikoolo .cc -10f to c

[22:02:42] Mikoolo Yee

[22:02:43] Mikoolo Thats nice

[22:02:46] Mikoolo .w

[22:03:03] Mikoolo -23c is not too cold.

[22:03:21] Mikoolo Thats worse than 23c.

[22:03:31] Mikoolo You either overdress or underdress at 6c.

[22:15:43] Mikoolo HelderHeid, ask chiester about it.

[22:15:49] Mikoolo She knows more about fishcock than I do.

[22:16:10] Mikoolo She migth even have eaten real fishcock.

[22:16:22] Mikoolo I've only had the canned stuff with smoked salmon between two ryebread slices.

[22:23:02] Mikoolo That you need to learn how to duck, TheFatherMind.

[22:23:44] Mikoolo Theres more types of sugar than lactose in dairy.

[22:24:21] Mikoolo My sister-in-law and her mum are allergic to some protein in wheat.

[22:24:27] Mikoolo Even maltodextrin gives them stomach pains.

[22:24:48] Mikoolo If it was gluten I would have said gluten, login.

[22:33:59] Mikoolo Is your fathers new wife pretty ski?

[22:34:09] Mikoolo And is she a nice person?

[22:35:29] Mikoolo I told my mum to treat her back then boyfriends kids as if they were her own, ski. His oldest son still calls my mum for mum. The bf died in 2020.

[22:35:44] Mikoolo Oh

[22:36:11] Mikoolo I treat my step-neice as if she was my biological neice, ski.

[22:36:29] Mikoolo Kids are kids and favourizing the other is unfair.

[22:36:39] Mikoolo My little bro favourizes our nephew, esjay.

[22:36:54] Mikoolo He does so openly.

[22:37:42] Mikoolo Nice

[22:39:20] Mikoolo no

[22:39:41] Mikoolo Big bro is the one who's married, esjay.

[22:39:45] Mikoolo Little brother is the cunt.

[22:39:56] Mikoolo Big bro treats both as his own kids.

[22:40:16] Mikoolo Nephew doesn't like hockey but the neice does.

[22:40:31] Mikoolo So big bro takes her to watch the local team play sometimes.

[22:40:45] Mikoolo And sometimes uses her as an excuse.

[22:42:15] Mikoolo Also esjay. Both kids are going to be metal heads when they grow up.

[22:42:19] Mikoolo They love heavy metal.

[22:43:03] Mikoolo When my insurance money comes in I'll give big bro and his wife some money of it as a christmas gift or late christmas gift coz they are planning to go to helsinki next summer and watch metallica live with the kids.

[22:43:39] Mikoolo I am considering joining them but offer babysitting services rather than going on the concert.

[22:43:56] Mikoolo Incase they want some alone time and the kids want to do something else.

[22:44:21] Mikoolo But it's getting late here and I should head to bed.

[22:44:24] Mikoolo .cc current time lulea

[22:45:20] Mikoolo Also, sometimes I prefer the neice coz she's not a picky eater and has courage enough to taste new food. AND she loves cheese!

[22:45:34] Mikoolo My nephew is a sceptic to new kinds of food.

[22:48:16] Mikoolo .w

[22:48:24] Mikoolo Gonna be warm tomorrow :<

[22:48:33] Mikoolo +-0C with snow

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