IRC Driven

[00:08:00] esjay mrinf; sounds like you're describing matrix

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[00:16:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[00:17:18] freewifi !bang

[00:17:18] DuckHunt freewifi > *CLACK* JAMMED GUN

[00:17:19] freewifi !bang

[00:17:20] DuckHunt freewifi > *CLACK* JAMMED GUN

[00:17:22] freewifi !reload

[00:17:22] DuckHunt freewifi > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 7/10 | Chargers: 2/2

[00:17:22] freewifi !bang

[00:17:22] DuckHunt freewifi > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[00:17:23] freewifi !bang

[00:17:24] DuckHunt freewifi > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *

[00:17:29] freewifi !bang

[00:17:29] DuckHunt freewifi > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[00:17:30] freewifi !bang

[00:17:30] DuckHunt *PEWWW* freewifi's bullet ricochetes on Trivia, thanks to his deflection modifier of 51%. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -4 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]

[00:17:39] freewifi sorry Trivia

[00:20:34] DoctorGoatLips !bang

[00:20:34] DuckHunt DoctorGoatLips > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]

[00:20:36] DoctorGoatLips !bang

[00:20:36] DuckHunt DoctorGoatLips > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[00:20:37] DoctorGoatLips !bang

[00:20:38] DuckHunt DoctorGoatLips > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 3/10 | Chargers: 2/2

[00:20:42] DoctorGoatLips !reload

[00:20:42] DuckHunt DoctorGoatLips > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 3/10 | Chargers: 2/2

[00:20:43] DoctorGoatLips !bang

[00:20:43] DuckHunt DoctorGoatLips > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[00:20:44] DoctorGoatLips !bang

[00:20:44] DuckHunt DoctorGoatLips > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 2/10 | Chargers: 2/2

[00:20:46] DoctorGoatLips !reload

[00:20:46] DuckHunt DoctorGoatLips > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 2/10 | Chargers: 2/2

[00:20:46] DoctorGoatLips !bang

[00:20:47] DuckHunt *PEWWW* DoctorGoatLips's bullet ricochetes on ethereal, thanks to his deflection modifier of 51%. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -4 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]

[00:20:58] DoctorGoatLips !reload

[00:20:58] DuckHunt DoctorGoatLips > You are not armed.

[00:21:01] DuckHunt The golden duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

[00:21:08] DoctorGoatLips v__v

[00:21:14] DoctorGoatLips !reload

[00:21:16] DuckHunt DoctorGoatLips > You are not armed.

[00:21:38] DoctorGoatLips !rearm

[00:21:53] DoctorGoatLips !rearm DoctorGoatLips

[00:21:55] DoctorGoatLips !reload

[00:21:56] DuckHunt DoctorGoatLips > You are not armed.

[00:22:36] DoctorGoatLips rearm anyone..

[00:22:48] DoctorGoatLips !reload

[00:22:48] DuckHunt DoctorGoatLips > You are not armed.

[00:24:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[00:24:08] DoctorGoatLips !bang

[00:24:09] DuckHunt DoctorGoatLips > You are not armed.

[00:24:40] DoctorGoatLips dumb

[00:29:00] DuckHunt The duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

[00:35:03] * End3r kicked ComputerTech (why are you sleeping?)

[00:35:08] * Rizon set mode +qo ComputerTech ComputerTech

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[00:59:33] DoctorGoatLips !reload

[00:59:34] DuckHunt DoctorGoatLips > You are not armed.

[01:00:50] Peorth !rearm DoctorGoatLips

[01:00:50] DuckHunt Peorth returns DoctorGoatLips's gun to him.

[01:00:55] Peorth .kb ComputerTech

[01:07:19] mrinf .kb foxy

[01:07:25] mrinf .kb End3r

[01:07:36] End3r xD

[01:07:45] * Rizon kicked mrinf (Requested)

[01:07:45] End3r .k mrinf

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[01:07:53] mrinf ;d

[01:07:55] mrinf :D

[01:07:57] * Rizon set mode +v mrinf

[01:07:57] End3r .voice mrinf

[01:08:09] mrinf i made spaghetttttttttttti

[01:08:13] * mrinf flexes

[01:08:24] End3r So did I

[01:08:26] mrinf wash all of dishes = WIN, cook dinner, mountain of dishes has returned

[01:08:34] mrinf two things infinite: laundry, dishes

[01:08:39] End3r with hot pork italian sausage ground up in the sauce

[01:08:47] mrinf nice i just did beef

[01:09:03] * End3r dry humps Peorth's leg

[01:17:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[01:17:17] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang

[01:17:17] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 17.07s, which makes you a total of 348 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[01:22:40] phonekait Don's mom made chicken pot pie

[01:23:27] DoctorGoatLips thanks Peorth

[01:23:50] DoctorGoatLips mmmm

[01:34:01] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[01:34:25] Neo_Nemesis !bang

[01:34:26] DuckHunt Neo_Nemesis > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 25.034s, which makes you a total of 159 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [14 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[01:37:58] Audi !b@ng

[01:38:17] phonekait Audi: you fruitcake

[01:38:34] Audi Haven’t tried one.

[01:38:41] Audi I do like sweet potato pie.

[01:38:44] Audi Mmm

[01:38:47] Audi Potatoes

[01:38:52] esjay Audi; so shut your mouth

[01:39:06] Audi Hush I’m loading CoD

[01:51:20] * Rizon set mode +h Clive_Rosfield

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[01:51:48] Audi It’s Dr Clive!!!

[01:58:48] Clive_Rosfield !reload

[01:58:49] DuckHunt Clive_Rosfield > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 7/10 | Chargers: 2/2

[02:00:04] Clive_Rosfield !lastduck

[02:00:04] DuckHunt The last duck has been seen 26 minutes and 4 seconds ago.

[02:00:15] Clive_Rosfield !shop 10

[02:00:17] DuckHunt Clive_Rosfield > You already own this item. It will expire in 6 hours 9 minutes and 5 seconds.

[02:00:17] Clive_Rosfield !shop 4

[02:00:17] DuckHunt Clive_Rosfield > You already own this type of ammunition. The bonus will expire in 6 hours 9 minutes and 7 seconds.

[02:07:57] foxy ,kb mrinf

[02:09:08] ComputerTech o.o

[02:09:28] Clive_Rosfield ComputerTech, run! The potatoes are BAD

[02:10:17] tr [T] <~therock247uk> O_O

[02:10:29] Neo_Nemesis @_@

[02:11:06] Neo_Nemesis those aren't potatoes, they're sheep dung

[02:11:20] Clive_Rosfield Oh, that would explain it.

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[02:11:54] ComputerTech rocky!

[02:12:00] * ComputerTech hands therock247uk a Budweiser

[02:12:32] adsr_ yo adrian?

[02:12:55] tr [T] <~therock247uk> ComputerTech!

[02:13:00] * Rizon kicked ComputerTech (Requested)

[02:13:00] Peorth .k ComputerTech

[02:13:00] * Rizon set mode +qo ComputerTech ComputerTech

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[02:13:04] ComputerTech wtf

[02:13:06] tr [T] * ~therock247uk hands ComputerTech a budwiser to :D

[02:13:11] ComputerTech Peorth wat, :(

[02:13:14] ComputerTech rocky <3

[02:13:20] adsr_ I'm drinking yuengling

[02:13:26] ComputerTech adsr_ adrian isn't in here

[02:13:34] adsr_ good then

[02:13:45] ComputerTech y

[02:13:56] ComputerTech Because he's whiney?

[02:13:59] ComputerTech :^)

[02:14:00] adsr_ idk

[02:14:11] ComputerTech i think he was once in here

[02:14:18] ComputerTech but an admin banned him iirc for complaining

[02:14:20] ComputerTech or something

[02:14:28] adsr_ we should be welcome to whining on irc in 2023 because it's people actually talking

[02:14:28] ComputerTech .w

[02:14:28] Internets :: Dungannon, GB :: Conditions Overcast Clouds :: Temperature 6.73C / 44.114F :: Pressure 1003mb :: Humidity 96% :: Rain No Data Available :: Powered by OpenWeatherMap https://openweathermap.org/city/2650729 ::

[02:14:32] ComputerTech no

[02:14:36] tr [T] <~therock247uk> <3

[02:14:40] Internets :: Montrose, USA :: Conditions Clear Sky :: Temperature -10.81C / 12.542F :: Pressure 1033mb :: Humidity 84% :: Rain No Data Available :: Powered by OpenWeatherMap https://openweathermap.org/city/5431716 ::

[02:14:41] adsr_ .w montrose

[02:14:42] ComputerTech no whining/snowflakes welcome in this channel

[02:14:46] ComputerTech @chanrank

[02:14:46] ChanStat (ChanRank): Channel rank for #computertech is 1 out of 248 with a score of 51406.

[02:14:48] ComputerTech :>

[02:15:01] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[02:15:05] Clive_Rosfield !bang

[02:15:05] DuckHunt Clive_Rosfield > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[02:15:08] Clive_Rosfield !bang

[02:15:08] DuckHunt Clive_Rosfield > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 6/10 | Chargers: 2/2

[02:15:14] adsr_ !bang

[02:15:14] DuckHunt adsr_ > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 10/10 | Chargers: 2/2

[02:15:15] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 14.057s, which makes you a total of 349 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[02:15:15] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang

[02:15:15] Clive_Rosfield !bang

[02:15:15] DuckHunt Clive_Rosfield > *CLACK* JAMMED GUN

[02:15:21] DuckHunt Clive_Rosfield > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 6/10 | Chargers: 2/2

[02:15:21] Clive_Rosfield !reload

[02:15:27] adsr_ wtf kind of shit guns are we using

[02:15:32] adsr_ !unjam

[02:15:35] adsr_ lol

[02:15:39] adsr_ !cycle

[02:15:42] Clive_Rosfield !nextduck

[02:15:54] adsr_ !reload

[02:15:54] DuckHunt adsr_ > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 10/10 | Chargers: 2/2

[02:16:22] * ComputerTech shoots ADMIRAL_HUBRIS

[02:16:24] ComputerTech erm

[02:16:50] adsr_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJ5XN2P4oCI

[02:16:50] * ADMIRAL_HUBRIS ducks out of the way.....

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[02:17:09] * Audi quacks

[02:17:16] * ComputerTech pets Audi

[02:17:27] adsr_ I wanna fly away, on a unicorn to a land of freedom of light

[02:17:28] Audi Bruh my girl got animal crossing

[02:17:29] adsr_ but I know

[02:17:32] Audi I heavenly heard her voice

[02:17:32] Clive_Rosfield Audi you da bomb in Phantoms yo!

[02:17:33] ComputerTech Audi nice

[02:17:35] Audi In like 3 hours

[02:17:39] herald !duckstats

[02:17:41] adsr_ that my destiny is to die in the ULTIMATE FIGHT

[02:17:41] ComputerTech Audi based game

[02:17:48] Audi She took the switch

[02:17:52] adsr_ audi huh

[02:17:52] Audi And. Hasn’t even made dinner

[02:17:54] Audi Like wtf

[02:18:02] adsr_ I just bought a high milage chipped jetta

[02:18:15] adsr_ emergency buy, I have to get to work somehow

[02:18:56] ComputerTech I plan on getting a new laptop, smartphone and switch this xmas

[02:18:59] ComputerTech 🙃

[02:19:17] ComputerTech i could've bought it on black Friday, but i hate sales

[02:19:34] ComputerTech too many people being ignorant :(

[02:20:02] Audi ComputerTech: please stop drinking bleach

[02:20:05] ComputerTech ??????

[02:20:06] Audi No one hates sales

[02:20:10] ComputerTech but i do

[02:20:11] ComputerTech :(

[02:20:19] ComputerTech well wait

[02:20:22] ComputerTech i don't mind sales

[02:20:32] ComputerTech but i hate people being ignorant and angry

[02:20:34] ComputerTech whilst i get stuff

[02:20:39] ComputerTech that builds up my anxiety

[02:20:47] Audi When does that ever occur?

[02:20:52] ComputerTech like some dude running in front of me and telling me to fuck off

[02:21:03] ComputerTech uhh, everytime here in Ireland over sales lol

[02:21:03] Audi What country do you live in again?

[02:21:06] ComputerTech Ireland

[02:21:07] adsr_ come work in the gas field instead of sales then

[02:21:11] ComputerTech wat

[02:21:14] ComputerTech i make enough money

[02:21:26] ComputerTech precisely why i don't care to buy sales

[02:21:27] ComputerTech lol

[02:21:37] ComputerTech i don't like working either :DD

[02:21:45] ComputerTech plan on retiring as a landlord or some shit

[02:21:52] Audi Yeah, that doesn’t make any sense. Well just buy something on Amazon I guess

[02:21:52] adsr_ everyone does

[02:22:02] adsr_ how much is a typical rental property there?

[02:22:07] ComputerTech but i'm only 21 and I'll soon be doing it, but in America

[02:22:09] ComputerTech fuck Ireland

[02:22:16] ComputerTech or Europe if not America

[02:22:22] ComputerTech idk, idc for Ireland

[02:22:27] ComputerTech i own land in Ireland

[02:22:35] Audi Ohhhhh

[02:22:41] Audi You’re a lOrD

[02:22:48] ComputerTech just sick of it in general, especially with the whole catholic/protestant thing

[02:23:04] ComputerTech even worse when you're an atheist and they class you a retard lol

[02:23:06] adsr_ lol one of the places I rented the landlord was irish straight from ireland

[02:23:17] ComputerTech where you at?

[02:23:20] ComputerTech America?

[02:23:22] adsr_ he was much more tolerant of me drinking and destroying the place than most americans would have been

[02:23:26] adsr_ yeah new york

[02:23:40] adsr_ I've lived all over the country though

[02:23:52] adsr_ I'm from downstate ny originally though

[02:23:55] ComputerTech nice

[02:24:06] ComputerTech oh Irish abroad are usually fine

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[02:24:15] ComputerTech just here in my home country

[02:24:19] ComputerTech they're more uhh, fighty

[02:24:26] ComputerTech towards "who" you are

[02:24:36] adsr_ well I'm a second gen immigrant, technically

[02:24:43] blink i lived in cny adsr_

[02:24:47] blink syracuse area for a while

[02:25:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[02:25:07] TheFatherMind GET IT!

[02:25:12] ComputerTech I'm 21, born in northern Ireland, living in northern Ireland, parents are northern irish and many other generations

[02:25:13] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang

[02:25:13] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/7 | Chargers: 4/4

[02:25:15] ComputerTech TheFatherMind u first

[02:25:15] adsr_ my father's side is potentially founding stock, we can go back to grandpa's grandpa's grandpa and they were still in pennsylvania

[02:25:17] DuckHunt ComputerTech > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 16.543s, which makes you a total of 72 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[02:25:17] ComputerTech !bang

[02:25:19] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !reload

[02:25:19] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 7/7 | Chargers: 3/4

[02:25:19] ComputerTech pew

[02:25:21] ComputerTech too slow!

[02:25:22] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -3 xp] [wild fire: -5 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]

[02:25:22] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang

[02:25:26] ComputerTech !rearm ADMIRAL_HUBRIS

[02:25:26] DuckHunt ComputerTech returns ADMIRAL_HUBRIS's gun to him.

[02:25:27] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS >_<

[02:25:27] adsr_ my mother's side are one generation removed from ireland

[02:25:32] TheFatherMind (: ADMIRAL_HUBRIS you were shooting blanks again. (:

[02:25:38] ComputerTech ADMIRAL_HUBRIS u

[02:25:51] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS what? naw i wasn't!

[02:25:56] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS >_>

[02:25:57] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS <_<

[02:26:07] adsr_ I've not been up by syracuse much blink

[02:26:27] adsr_ rn I'm in binghamton because that's close enough to the frac sites in pennsylvania

[02:26:41] blink oh thats not too far

[02:26:52] blink bout 45 mins i think from cuse

[02:26:53] adsr_ I'm going to move to PA eventually but it doesn't make sense rn

[02:27:12] blink ahh im in tx now

[02:27:13] adsr_ I'm from like, rockland county bergen county area originally

[02:27:25] adsr_ fuck I've never been to texas lol

[02:27:31] adsr_ but I figure I would like it there

[02:27:44] blink :D most people do

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[02:28:11] blink ive lived all over the country. wifey and me settled here and started a fam

[02:28:39] adsr_ lol I said to my friend who lives in texas have you ever met anyone more texan who's never been there than me

[02:28:43] adsr_ I work in the oil industry

[02:28:50] adsr_ I drink gallons of piss beer

[02:28:56] adsr_ I yell a lot

[02:29:15] adsr_ but, of course

[02:29:21] adsr_ I do know how to act like a gentleman

[02:29:31] blink haha you would fit right in

[02:30:11] adsr_ I could probably learn conversational spanish with a little more study also

[02:30:16] adsr_ I can read spanish pretty well

[02:30:57] adsr_ yeah but see, if gas prices are high we have a lot of work in pennsylvania

[02:31:10] adsr_ if they go down, the lower wells in texas become profitable again

[02:32:37] adsr_ but yeah, texas is in a funny place because it has 3 second tier cities

[02:33:17] blink i live on a lake bout an hour north of dalla

[02:33:18] blink s

[02:33:20] adsr_ most states have one at best, or like ny are just dragged along with a 0th tier city

[02:33:47] adsr_ texas and california are the two unique states in that way

[02:33:57] adsr_ cali has two major cities

[02:33:59] adsr_ texas has three

[02:34:10] adsr_ so it's going to just be fucking chaos lol

[02:35:31] mrinf gimme something to code

[02:35:59] blink ny sucks ass. used to be nice but its super trashy now. so is ca where i also lived

[02:36:12] blink people take pride in living here, i know i sure do

[02:36:13] adsr_ I wanted to make an irc bot that we could play dungeons and dragons with that would draw maps like nethack

[02:36:29] adsr_ binghamton is pure trash lol

[02:36:34] mrinf all my friends i hit up all say things are too expensive and in the big city(s) unaffordable

[02:36:43] adsr_ like, it's not ghetto, I lived in the fucking ghetto in florida

[02:36:49] adsr_ it's just trash

[02:36:51] blink most cities in ny are shitty

[02:37:03] mrinf from the ghetto too

[02:37:06] mrinf cleveland, bitches

[02:37:07] blink the small towns/villages were good, but the tax ya'll have is absurd

[02:37:15] adsr_ yeah because they bus all the worst people from nyc upstate

[02:37:15] mrinf fuck buffalo

[02:37:24] adsr_ only driven through there once

[02:37:28] adsr_ not much to say

[02:37:38] mrinf .w joplin usa

[02:37:38] Internets Error: not found.

[02:37:39] blink i lived in south buffalo for 6 yrs

[02:37:43] mrinf .w joplin

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[02:37:46] blink only white boy on the block

[02:37:58] adsr_ yeah I "grew up" in north jersey

[02:37:59] mrinf no wonder i'm lethargic and it feels like a christmas day. 28f wtf

[02:38:22] blink .w plano

[02:38:22] Internets :: Plano, USA :: Conditions Clear Sky :: Temperature 4.56C / 40.208F :: Pressure 1024mb :: Humidity 62% :: Rain No Data Available :: Powered by OpenWeatherMap https://openweathermap.org/city/4719457 ::

[02:38:25] adsr_ I'd blast down I-87 everyday to go to high school then work

[02:39:41] adsr_ lol I got let go by the staties on many speeding tickets in those years

[02:40:17] adsr_ 97 in a two door acura, not having the physical license

[02:40:42] adsr_ I was just honest and said "I just changed the spark plugs and took it out to make sure it wasn't knocking"

[02:40:51] adsr_ "get that inspection taken care of and slow it down"

[02:41:54] esjay 21:35:59 <+blink> ny sucks ass. used to be nice but its super trashy now. so is ca where i also lived

[02:41:54] esjay NY is great, except for Albany

[02:42:20] adsr_ if you don't like albany you don't like upstate lol

[02:42:25] adsr_ albany is nice dude

[02:43:05] esjay I was there with my bf and it only got good when going into Rensselaer

[02:43:27] esjay and I've been there with friends as well

[02:43:33] blink ny is being run down by hochul

[02:43:42] esjay I prefer NYC over Albany

[02:43:50] blink lawlessness

[02:44:41] esjay blink; let me guess, immigrants?

[02:44:46] mrinf thats what's going on now, everywhere

[02:44:50] mrinf lawlessness

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[02:45:16] blink what about immigrants?

[02:45:22] blink i live infucking tx lol

[02:45:39] mrinf LA was the same; nobody's enforcing for arrests etc, theft got raised to $2k for items rather than under $1k for felony

[02:45:41] esjay then how do you know anything about what's going on in ny?

[02:46:04] mrinf store i went to every morning was shook every morning thinking they were going to get robbed, they told me it's _bad bad_

[02:46:14] blink because i lived in ny as I said for 21 years. all of my family/close friends are in ny

[02:46:18] TheFatherMind blink you live in the Country of Texas???

[02:46:22] blink i left ny for a reason

[02:46:38] adsr_ so did I lol

[02:46:46] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !reload

[02:46:48] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 6/7 | Chargers: 3/4

[02:46:52] TheFatherMind I lived in New York. I was not happy there.

[02:47:07] adsr_ if (when) I get rich though I'd buy an apartment in nyc though

[02:47:15] adsr_ capital of the universe

[02:47:18] blink the state is not what it used to be

[02:47:38] esjay I'd choose NY over TX

[02:47:56] TheFatherMind I live in the Country of Texas. I am very happy here.

[02:47:56] blink cool

[02:48:10] adsr_ really most of the creative people have left and it's just rat race experts left

[02:48:41] TheFatherMind Lot of theft and stuff because you know.. guns and conservative values.. but I have a pretty secure house and I do not leave a car on the street to get stolen.

[02:49:24] blink my house is secure :D it would be a bad day for someone breaking in

[02:50:03] mrinf you could just walk right in mine and cap my ass

[02:50:20] mrinf yolo

[02:50:31] blink lol

[02:50:32] TheFatherMind I had a guy walk in my house once. I almost threw a knife at him.. but he saw me reaching for it and ran out.

[02:50:36] adsr_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX-5VS3k-ME

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[02:50:40] mrinf rural country though

[02:51:04] TheFatherMind I was in an apartment building.. he was stoned and forgot what appartment his friend was in he was visiting. So he just started trying doors. At least that is what he told me when I cornered him in the hallway.

[02:51:30] mrinf and then you made love

[02:51:49] mrinf to his face. with the knife.

[02:52:05] esjay That's why you lock your shit

[02:52:31] * mrinf locks esjay

[02:52:35] blink i have plenty of guns, but my dog would never lever let anyone inside first and foremost

[02:53:02] blink i swear he doesnt sleep, its constant barking at any slight sound all night

[02:53:38] TheFatherMind esjay you are not wrong. I have self locking biometric doors now.

[02:53:52] esjay Ew, those are horribly insecure

[02:54:05] TheFatherMind So are doors in general

[02:54:13] mrinf you're ready for the zombie apocalypse TheFatherMind

[02:54:22] TheFatherMind Also... you are not going to beleive this but I have HOLES ALL OVER MY HOUSE covered in glass!!!

[02:54:39] TheFatherMind Oh yes I have a zombie ckilling sword all setup.

[02:56:28] esjay TheFatherMind; a reinforced frame with a reliable deadbolt and swing bar is going to be extremely secure

[02:57:22] TheFatherMind All pointless as long as I have those pretty holes all over my house that I look through.

[02:57:53] esjay A random ass person isn't going to break through a window on accident

[02:58:19] esjay Also you can get reinforced window frames with some strong af glass

[02:58:20] TheFatherMind An random ass person is not going to break through my front door on accedent either.

[02:58:32] esjay 21:51:04 <+TheFatherMind> I was in an apartment building.. he was stoned and forgot what appartment his friend was in he was visiting. So he just started trying doors. At least that is what he told me when I cornered him in the hallway.

[02:58:36] TheFatherMind I cannot afford that shit.

[02:58:56] TheFatherMind What is your point?

[03:00:57] esjay People are more likely to break in through spots that won't show any damage

[03:08:57] TheFatherMind LOL

[03:09:20] TheFatherMind I used to live on the streets.. I know how theifs minds work. They are not concerned with not doing damage.

[03:09:53] TheFatherMind They will march around to the back of my hosue.. put a hole in my french doors glass and open it from the inside.

[03:10:06] TheFatherMind Or they will break any one of my windows and just climb through.

[03:10:14] TheFatherMind Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

[03:10:27] esjay Oh so you lived in the shitty parts of the hood

[03:10:27] TheFatherMind Never mind I do not want to spread it.

[03:10:34] TheFatherMind I have yes.

[03:10:51] TheFatherMind And lived on the streets for MANY years.

[03:11:01] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[03:11:04] mrinf !bang

[03:11:04] DuckHunt mrinf > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[03:11:04] TheFatherMind KILL IT!

[03:11:07] mrinf !reload

[03:11:08] DuckHunt mrinf > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 1/10 | Chargers: 2/2

[03:11:09] Neo_Nemesis !bang

[03:11:09] DuckHunt Neo_Nemesis > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[03:11:09] DuckHunt mrinf > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[03:11:09] mrinf !bang

[03:11:09] DuckHunt mrinf is demoted to level 3 (trainee).

[03:11:10] TheFatherMind I have also committed armed robbery.

[03:11:11] Neo_Nemesis !bang

[03:11:11] DuckHunt *BANG* xO' KaitoDaumoto just get shot by accident by Neo_Nemesis. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -6 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]

[03:11:12] Neo_Nemesis !bang

[03:11:13] DuckHunt Neo_Nemesis > You are not armed.

[03:11:16] mrinf !reload

[03:11:16] DuckHunt mrinf > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 10/10 | Chargers: 1/2

[03:11:18] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang

[03:11:18] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 17.673s, which makes you a total of 350 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[03:11:18] Neo_Nemesis pheh

[03:11:20] Neo_Nemesis !reload

[03:11:20] DuckHunt Neo_Nemesis > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 5/9 | Chargers: 2/3

[03:11:23] mrinf mother

[03:11:26] mrinf fucker

[03:11:27] TheFatherMind ADMIRAL_HUBRIS is getting good at this.

[03:12:22] mrinf ow my fucking side

[03:12:32] Neo_Nemesis I've got a pet lizard, but he's got a problem.

[03:12:38] Neo_Nemesis Its a reptile disfunction

[03:13:02] mrinf lmao

[03:13:10] TheFatherMind LOL!!!!

[03:13:35] Neo_Nemesis ;)

[03:13:39] esjay If someone wanted to kill me, my room is 90 degrees immediately from the back door on the deck and the door is never locked

[03:14:17] esjay There's like not any violent crime in this town

[03:14:22] esjay unlike kingston

[03:14:23] esjay lmfao

[03:14:31] mrinf i could get hit with a sniper bullet doing regular chores; i dont think too much about it

[03:15:37] esjay The only crime that could realistically happen to me around home is if someone hits me while I'm running along our road

[03:16:06] esjay although at work, the amount of times I've almost been ran over in 2 weeks is higher than it should be

[03:16:32] esjay people go in the wrong way which isn't designed for that and they can't fucking see around the corner

[03:17:19] esjay Sign pointing away and saying EXIT and even arrows on the ground pointing away

[03:17:23] esjay they still come through

[03:17:32] esjay one of these days I'll let one hit me

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[03:20:19] Neo_Nemesis esjay: cos people care less and less every day

[03:21:17] esjay some dude with an anarchist A tattoo on his hand gave me shit because I refused to dispense a control to him with an expired license

[03:21:25] esjay I'm not even talking recently expired

[03:21:33] esjay from Feb

[03:22:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[03:22:05] Neo_Nemesis !bang

[03:22:05] DuckHunt Neo_Nemesis > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 4.462s, which makes you a total of 160 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[03:22:06] DuckHunt Neo_Nemesis > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find some grease ! Jamming odds of your weapon are halved for 24h

[03:22:13] TheFatherMind 👍🦆

[03:23:41] esjay He must've thought I was a manager or something because he was telling me to "tell your team to not accept expired id then"

[03:23:47] esjay and said I was giving him attitude

[03:23:58] esjay because I didn't feel like losing my job

[03:24:29] Neo_Nemesis this is why i dont do customer service jobs

[03:24:50] esjay I love working in a pharmacy, and most patients are great

[03:26:08] esjay I feel like the only technician that will package deliveries and it pisses me and my pharmacist off

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[03:28:02] esjay My biggest thing is, people nowadays just don't want to listen

[03:28:20] esjay They have their preconceived notion and expect results instantly

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[03:48:33] mrinf somebody take me on a coffee date

[03:50:49] wofmobile esjay: those that listen get the most wisdom :)

[03:51:03] esjay mrinf; you're not near me so I can't

[03:51:08] esjay I'd love to go on some coffee dates

[03:51:17] wofmobile tequila date

[03:51:21] mrinf nice so it's an iou then

[03:51:22] wofmobile :D

[03:51:33] mrinf you owe me a coffee date, not starbucks though

[03:51:43] mrinf dont show up with it either i'll kobe that shit

[03:51:47] wofmobile endless mimosas

[03:52:27] esjay starbucks is nice

[03:52:40] esjay I miss working there a little

[03:52:45] esjay but I do NOT miss the stress

[03:55:55] mrinf fuck stress

[03:56:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[03:56:03] DuckHunt mrinf > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 2.773s, which makes you a total of 13 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 4 (duck misser). \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[03:56:03] mrinf !bang

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