Tuesday, November 28, 2023
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deadly
you sending big tomy a xmas card this year :P
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deadly
i only ever get a card of you haha
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deadly
yeah no one loves me :P
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HelderHeid
i thought you and Raya did as well for some reason
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deadly
nah not spoke to her in ages
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deadly
only bday card i got was of you lo
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deadly
oh i got a handful
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deadly
im the black sheep haha
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deadly
got a massive family aswell
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HelderHeid
that sort of thing is a mystery to me
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Serion
genuine this bitch
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Serion
/kick HelderHeid
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deadly
you've made my day the passed two years :)
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Serion
I MISSED IN PURPOSE
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deadly
lol hes normally a chilled guy
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deadly
i remember my first beer
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HelderHeid
people are going a bit batty
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deadly
im knackered
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deadly
had a big dinner can't stop shitting lol
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ysalamiri
im finally starting to get drunk
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deadly
my rings on fire
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deadly
ysalamiri noooooo
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deadly
try fight it
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ysalamiri
i had had a dopiaza deadly, what u have for dins?
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deadly
steak chips n beans
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ysalamiri
found x2 sneaky boatlz in fridge, laying in wait..
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HelderHeid
had tikka here funnily enough
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deadly
loads of buttered bread
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ysalamiri
not usually 1 doe spicey food HelderHeid
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deadly
i like tikka
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deadly
well out of a jar
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HelderHeid
personally i prefer balti but is what it is
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ysalamiri
and i was a chef for 7 yrs
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ysalamiri
a balti would prolly end me HelderHeid
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HelderHeid
really? they're not that spicy or certainly don't need to be
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ysalamiri
sometimes i will order a munchy box that lasts me 2 days
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ysalamiri
a uk thing, indian whatnots
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ysalamiri
ah cul, saves me explaining
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deadly
my mates get a chinese box
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ysalamiri
u know george-bean? hes in england and didnt know what a munchy box was
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HelderHeid
must admit i'm one of those southern poofs though >.>
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deadly
im not a fan of chinese
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ysalamiri
oooh chinky box sounds braw
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deadly
i never heard of a munchy box
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deadly
but i don't order indian either
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ysalamiri
had an uncle in camberwell
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deadly
when i did it was a korma
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HelderHeid
although i'm originally from
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deadly
could never eat a full one
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deadly
was a waste of money
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deadly
so stopped ordering
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ysalamiri
deadly: a munchy box has kebab meat, pakora, meat n veg and salad n all manner of stufff u can get from an indians
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ysalamiri
in a 10,12,16" pizza box with sauces
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deadly
not for me that
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ysalamiri
aye takeaways are getting pricey now for shure
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deadly
never had a proper kebab
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ysalamiri
they last a cpl days tho, its actuallly decent value for money
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ysalamiri
altho fk if i know what kebab meat actually is, does anyone?
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ysalamiri
i've yet to see a lamb shaped like that
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deadly
lamb bad bits i think
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deadly
liver kidneys bladder etc
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HelderHeid
i'd never had a doner kebab til i went to turkey, then i came back all fired up and got one here and was ACK euuurrrgh and never touched one again lolz
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HelderHeid
totally lush in turkey though
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ysalamiri
ah a proper kebab, on a stick
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ysalamiri
not one at 3am when yer oot yer napper and would eat anything
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HelderHeid
yeah, you'd see them layering real meat onto the spike in the morning then cooking them
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deadly
yeah donner meat n chips with mayo
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ysalamiri
yep, ive made a few when i was cooking
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ysalamiri
im hooked on kfc gravy, i think they put heroin in it
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deadly
im a burger man tbh
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ysalamiri
every thursday i goto pharmacy and treat myself to a bigmac
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ysalamiri
pure plasitc food but it goes down a treat lol
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > Missed. [missed: -5 xp]
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 7.066s, which makes you a total of 838 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt
HelderHeid > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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HelderHeid
ah thought he'd fucked off for the evening
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ysalamiri
lix ignore cmd
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ysalamiri
i got hooked on it yrs ago
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ysalamiri
its like that southpark episode where they chasing a dragon
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ysalamiri
took me bloody ages to install it too, as the coding was in .ro
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ysalamiri
a month wasted re: install and playing it
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > Missed. [missed: -5 xp]
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 7.99s, which makes you a total of 839 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > You just bought a four leaf clover in exchange for 13 xp points. This lucky charm will make you earn 5 extra xp points for each duck shot for 24h.
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 4.076s, which makes you a total of 356 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You just bought a four leaf clover in exchange for 13 xp points. This lucky charm will make you earn 4 extra xp points for each duck shot for 24h.
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You equip your gun with a silencer in exchange for 5 xp points. Thanks to this equipment, you do not scare the ducks anymore when you shoot for 24h.
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You equip your gun with an infrared detector in exchange for 15 xp points. This device locks the trigger of your gun when there is no duck around and lasts for 24h and 6 uses.
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You add a high performance sight to your gun in exchange for 6 xp points. The accuracy of your next shot will be increased by (100 - current accuracy) / 3.
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You lubricate your gun in exchange for 8 xp points. Jamming odds are halved and the grease also protects you one time against sand throw for 24h.
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You buy a liability insurance in exchange for 5 xp points. For 2 days, the xp penalty will be divided by 3 if you cause a hunting accident.
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You already own this item. It will expire in 2 days 2 hours 55 minutes and 2 seconds, 1 use left.
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 5/7 | Chargers: 4/4
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foxy
deadly come back
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foxy
.w -n End3r
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adsr_
must be north florida lol
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mrinf
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quartzhrts
it's cold in central florida too
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adsr_
it rarely got below 70 when I lived in ft lauderdale
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adsr_
lol now in PA it's like 25 and I work outside
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adsr_
and have a rip in the fire resistant jeans I was wearing today from when I fell on barbed wire
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adsr_
my dick is still vaguely sore from how shriveled up it was
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adsr_
no I just got a nice scrape
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adsr_
if I'd been wearing shorts I'd have probably needed stitches though
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quartzhrts
you hit isometric dick contractions, lmao
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adsr_
FR jeans are expensive so I can't just run out and buy more lol
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quartzhrts
thats good, any cut/wound in the cold hits different
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adsr_
and even if I did I'd still have to wear them
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adsr_
nah the cut happened months ago
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adsr_
it's just now an issue because it's fucking cold out lol
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quartzhrts
ah, right lol, a constant breeze
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adsr_
yeah lol
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adsr_
I couldn't figure out the fabric aisle at walmart to try and find a patch last time I tried
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adsr_
I'm probably going to have to again now lol
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quartzhrts
true, you're gonna have to learn it out of necessity if it stays cold lol, you'll figure it out
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adsr_
prolly get pajama pants and wear those under
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adsr_
FR shit is so expensive man lol
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adsr_
we get a little reimbursement but it's not nearly enough for a full 7 day set of clothes
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adsr_
and I just emergency bought a car so I have no money lol
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 5/5
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 4/5
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > You add a high performance sight to your gun in exchange for 6 xp points. The accuracy of your next shot will be increased by (100 - current accuracy) / 3.
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > *BANG* You shot down the golden duck in 11.487s, which makes you a total of 840 ducks (including 90 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [41 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt
Hunting stats for herald: [Weapon][Weapon][Weapon] ammo: 6/10 | charg.: 2/2 | jammed: no (0 times) | confisc.: no (1 times) [Profile] [Profile] [Profile] 25 xp | lvl 2 (noob) / 25 xp pts for lvl sup. | karma: 33.33% good hunter [Stats][Stats][Stats] theor. accuracy: 56% | effectiv. of fire: 75% | gun reliability: 86% | armor: 2% | deflection: 52%
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DuckHunt
[Hunting bag][Hunting bag][Hunting bag] best time: 2mn27.51s | average react. time: 3mn7.31s | 3 ducks (incl. 0 golden duck) | 1 miss | 1 accident | 0 empty shot | 0 wild shot | 4 ammo used [Accidents][Accidents][Accidents] received 2 stray bullets from which 1 lethal, 1 ricocheted and 0 neutralized.
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adsr_
this duck hunt shit has gas station slot machine vibes
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adsr_
PA gambling laws are lax as fuck for some reason lol
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adsr_
there's always some fool tapping away at the video slot in any rural gas station
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mrinf
in vegas those gas station slot machines were always utilized
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adsr_
yeah but that's vegas, not amish country
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adsr_
it's a weird contrast lol
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TheFatherMind
Yeah here in the Country of Texas there is a bar down the street from me.. they have rows of computer screens with slots on them. I asked how they get away with that and he started mumbling about prizes and turning them in for cash.
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TheFatherMind
I said.. Ah so you found a loophole.. he goes "No"
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mrinf
its not gambling if you don't win ....MONEY
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mrinf
just a different type o' poker chip yunno
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adsr_
that's how they do pachinko in japan I guess lol
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adsr_
you get a little cupie doll then go across the street and "sell" it
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ysalamiri
set mode +vv adsr_ mrinf
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adsr_
they're not allowed to but you see silly stories like one passed out in his buggy from time to time
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ysalamiri
lol thats awesome, drink driving a horse n cart
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ysalamiri
finally the polis using bicycles pays off.
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adsr_
when I was homeless I was walking to check in to the shelter for the first time and there was an amish kid sitting against the wall of the ghetto gas station on the block before, wearing the straw hat and suspenders
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adsr_
and he gave me a peace sign as I passed
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adsr_
not staw hat but you know what I mean
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adsr_
the wide brim old farmer's hat
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adsr_
we're a little north from real amish country I wonder how he ended up there lol
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ysalamiri
i just wrapped up watching orange is the new black, there's an amish chick in that show.
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mrinf
i've watched amish people build a house within like 6 hours
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mrinf
each guy had his job, drove by watched them all hammering things, drove back
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ysalamiri
i doubt i could build 1 using lego
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mrinf
house was completely built, two story, deck, all that
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burnout
ysalamiri: sup <3
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ysalamiri
ninght turned into day micker, i should be snoring by now
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ysalamiri
nvm, too drunk to care lol
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adsr_
barn raisings must be fun lol
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adsr_
where you get like literally 50 guys
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adsr_
and move the the entire frame of a structure or lift on walls
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ysalamiri
think id rather be homeless than attempt to build a house
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adsr_
try it lol
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ysalamiri
and yes, i have been homeless
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ysalamiri
telling ya man, a lego set would befuddle me
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adsr_
it's not fun is it
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adsr_
tbf I've only slept rough a few times
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adsr_
the only time I was consistantly sleeping "outside" every night for a while I had a car
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adsr_
sleeping rough?
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ysalamiri
in an old ww2 air shelter yep
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adsr_
that's not as bad lol
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adsr_
I used to sleep in a palm grove by the train tracks
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adsr_
the trains were maddening but kept other bums away
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wez
well, I used to live in a shoe box in the middle of the A3, and worked 27 hours a day in the salt mine
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ysalamiri
also arseholes, depending on your local vernacular.
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ysalamiri
holy crap that made sense
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adsr_
most bums belong there
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adsr_
I'm on a slow roll tonight idk lol
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wez
Sleeping rough is a Monty Python skit
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adsr_
this is beer, three?
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ysalamiri
last i looked adsr_, there were 40k recognized homeless in scotland, scotland only has around 5 mil folk
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ysalamiri
so gawd nose how many that are not counted
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adsr_
no this is about five
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adsr_
jesus christ lmao
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ysalamiri
sad stuff for a supposed rich nation =/
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Neo_Nemesis
are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
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adsr_
are they all junkies or what
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ysalamiri
aye, loads of addicts here
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ysalamiri
i have no personally met all 40k so cannot answer
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adsr_
lol when I was restocking on beer tonight there was a tweaker trying to fly a sign at the stop sign outside the parking lot
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ysalamiri
at least its not wartorn armenia
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adsr_
he was just fucking up and writhing around though
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adsr_
and I pulled up slowly then stopped per law
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ysalamiri
i dont carry cash, mainly as i dun have any, but i always make em a cpl of rollup smokes
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adsr_
then wound out 1st and 2nd with a fartcan exhaust next to this retard lmao
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ysalamiri
eeeh burnout didnt last long
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ysalamiri
as opposed to driving your car over him
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wez
ysalamiri: I need to buy a new wallet with mesh to stop ppl from tapping my cards
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adsr_
I didn't put the fartcan on the car the previous owner did
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adsr_
but I take advantage of it from time to time
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wez
farady cage wallet
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ysalamiri
wez: i only have 1 visa card that dun work online ( which is great), so when boozehounds ask for cash for a tin of cider, i can honestly say, "sory i dun have cash"
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adsr_
I have one lol
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ysalamiri
i do miss my centos vps mind u
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ysalamiri
but fkr wont work online
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ysalamiri
bank sends me to visa, visa sends me to bank
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adsr_
that is what it is
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ysalamiri
ok, 1 boatl down - 1 to go
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ysalamiri
at the crack of 2am or so
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ysalamiri
im usually dreaming by now
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ysalamiri
diff crowd at this time of day
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Neo_Nemesis
different crowd at 2 AM here too
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ysalamiri
where do u live again neo?
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ysalamiri
my sister lived in mobile, AL for a yr
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ysalamiri
came back with a hell of a southern drawl and 20 decobels louder than everyone else
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ysalamiri
aye she bange don about daily rains and bigass snakes, guess she lost her virginity there.
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adsr_
lol my accent is weird cause I grew up in downstate ny/north jersey then lived in florida for 7 years
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adsr_
so it's just a general east coast accent
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adsr_
it can be
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DuckHunt
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ysalamiri
well, dad taught us both how to drive at same time, but sis almost killed the 3 of us one day so she hasnt drove since
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Missed. [missed: -3 xp]
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 3.864s, which makes you a total of 357 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [14 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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adsr_
if you go at 5am
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adsr_
fat ones
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adsr_
unless you're in miami
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ysalamiri
full nekked wimmen on my usb drives
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ysalamiri
i just started season 2 od the wire
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foxy
don't do that
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foxy
please set it back
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m0n
may I ask why?
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foxy
i set that ban
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DuckHunt
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ysalamiri
why u alive at this hour
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DuckHunt
*PEWWW* TheFatherMind's bullet ricochetes on zenik, thanks to his deflection modifier of 51%. [missed: -5 xp] [accident: -20 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]
[02:20:12]
DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > You are not armed.
[02:21:10]
mrinf
i heard dat
[02:22:04]
ysalamiri
skudded a curry earlier, so happy as larry
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whhels
joined #computertech
[02:23:16]
TeKn0Shaman
i'm jammin some old skool sasha mixes
[02:24:11]
ysalamiri
oh here's one i need title of u prolly know
[02:24:38]
adsr_
lol my day went from getting to sit and wait for tanks to fill for hours then hook up a tank truck to having to rig down the entire pump system at noon
[02:24:44]
ysalamiri
lyrics == im surprised to see your suitcase at the door, remember the good times, dun u want for more
[02:24:58]
ysalamiri
from mid to late 90s house
[02:25:00]
DuckHunt
The duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`
[02:25:18]
adsr_
it's not that I mind having to actually work, it's just going from alright this is going to be a sit around day to having to crawl around with an impact gun is a jarring and unpleasant change
[02:25:56]
TeKn0Shaman
lemme see if i can find that ysalamiri
[02:26:03]
adsr_
it's like a drill but has internal hammers
[02:26:07]
mrinf
takes out bolts/tightens them
[02:26:14]
mrinf
but with a lot of torque
[02:26:21]
adsr_
so instead of just spinning it hits them with additional force
[02:26:57]
ysalamiri
so i could drink and take more drugs
[02:27:13]
ysalamiri
yeps in c:/music mucker cheers
[02:27:21]
adsr_
the classic sound of the air socket "drill" in a mechanic's shop you've heard is an impact gun
[02:27:30]
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foxy
set mode -b *!*@0fucks.com
[02:27:31]
Internets
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[02:27:32]
adsr_
basically it has weights on either side
[02:27:42]
adsr_
so it "hammers" the bolt
[02:28:17]
ysalamiri
sorry ADMIRAL_HUBRIS, typo on nick tab
[02:29:01]
adsr_
then we have good ones where you have to lock two wrenches togehter cause the gun won't fit
[02:29:16]
ysalamiri
hey gimme a break im only hawf drunk
[02:29:20]
adsr_
hooking two wrenches together is a good trick I hadn't seen before I got this job
[02:29:45]
adsr_
you put one open end through the other's closed end
[02:29:47]
adsr_
and it actually works
[02:30:08]
ysalamiri
adsr_: that whata ye tell all the girls? ;p
[02:30:17]
adsr_
I don't talk to girls
[02:30:25]
adsr_
actually I guess I do a little
[02:30:34]
adsr_
fat and ugly ones on bumble
[02:30:42]
adsr_
and then they're so stupid and boring it's like ok
[02:31:00]
ckg
I wish I had friends in the university
[02:31:06]
adsr_
if you're fat and/or ugly and actually even slightly interesting to talk to, maybe we can even be friends
[02:31:17]
adsr_
but they're all literally retarded semiliterate
[02:31:23]
adsr_
so it's like ok
[02:32:01]
ysalamiri
some sheep are awfy cute too
[02:33:03]
ysalamiri
hey im scots, what can i say
[02:33:10]
TeKn0Shaman
there needs to be a band named sheepshaggaers
[02:33:14]
adsr_
I thought that was a welsh thing
[02:33:21]
ysalamiri
flossie has damn cute eyes... ehe
[02:33:24]
adsr_
scots just shoot heroin and beat the shit out of each other
[02:33:38]
ysalamiri
adsr_: pretty much yep..
[02:33:54]
ysalamiri
we drink a bit too in our spare time
[02:34:02]
TeKn0Shaman
i've had people ask me if i havve scottish in me but nope its irish
